it's time to start a new thread edition
cara
crayon pop
Kyaryon pop
>banks create money out of thin air
Kyary
Folder getting unwieldy, need to organise
kyary
>>53986550
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBtd3H3Qdi8#t=36s
is it weird to start a conversation with a girl you barely know on fb
>Why yes I do choose to live in London where you earn more money but everything is twice as expensive so it doesn't even matter. The houses are tiny, the streets are dirty, it's overcrowded and there's pakis everywhere
>>53986540
I'm not any good with economics, but wouldn't the fact that your government taxes you for a currency give that currency some kind of legitimacy/intrinsic value?
>>53986601
>at one point there was no money
>now there is money
Checkmate, atheist.
Brits are made to me sissies.
watching Trump interviews
who /drinkingalone/ here?
https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/118654
>mfw there will be an imams for house of lords petition soon
>>53986646
https://vimeo.com/81180775
>tfw no lego house
I pay for things in stamps instead of notes, stamps are legal tender (anything with the queens head is)
>I pay for things in stamps instead of notes, stamps are legal tender (anything with the queens head is)
>>53986646
www.businessinsider.com/this-man-commutes-from-barcelona-to-london-every-day-and-saves-money-doing-it-2015-8
Gotta be smart la
>>53986699
Could I decapitate the queen and use her head at poundland?
>>53986678
dont know why there is a social stigma against this
whats wrong with a couple of glasses of wine in the evening when i dont have to be up early the next day?
>>53986643
if you're good looking then nothing is weird
if you're not good looking then you're a fucking weird stalker
that's how life is lad
>>53986726
>Could I decapitate the queen
Lizards regrow things tat people cut off
>>53986598
Me floating out to sea
>>53986716
>draw the queens head
>buy money with it
>>53986743
Or if the girl is insecure desu
>>53986756
So it could be used as currency
Business idea: write a book about how money is worthless, and overcharge for it
>>53986734
yes lad but a couple of glasses of wine turns into 3 bottles of wine friday and saturday night every week
>>53986783
You could try, but her army of immortal lizards would stop you long before you made your purchase
Why do some women act like injustices to women in the past affect them especially? You can't inherit gender and they have a mother and father just like me
>>53986781
Phwoar
Business idea: Start own bank and start creating money.
FUS
>>53986811
Is that ugly bastard Ted Cruz calling for a return to the gold standard at the moment? I haven't really been keeping up with the primaries
>>53986814
maybe if you have absolutely 0 self control and then wine is likely the least of your problems
TSU
>>53986773
what does insecure even mean
always thought it was just another word for autist
another friday night alone. i'm a regular billy no mates ahahaha
>>53986716
could I buy the UK for the queen's literal head?
I am a regular customer of the bank of Mummy and Daddy :)
Portending to be russiann lads :)))))))))))
>>53986929
did /sp/ janny finally do his nut in about TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU?
Time to roll a spliff
>>53986982
Poor sense of self worth, and anxiety about it
Just cracked open a nice refreshing can of Boddingtons™, the Cream of Manchester
>>53986773
you gay?
business idea: digital, anonymous currency
>>53987017
you're doing an awful job at it
>>53987056
:((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
>>53986919
Major part candidates don't do that m8, it's just the libertarians and their ilk
>>53987027
i've just entered week 4 of giving up. jelly as fuck t b h
>>53987017
russians dont bother with the : lad
t. pro ))))))) communicator
business idea: exchange yanks for their weight in poo
Genuinely starting to believe the royals aren't fully human
>>53987047
No, but you're dad is
>>53987090
beter idea:
european union funds confederate states to destroy the US
Will pay 50 queen's heads for a picture of a young matt lucas
>>53987080
you're not meant to use the : and the people who use ((((((((( are literally just their turbonormies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gp_O3liJpu8
my money so long
>>53987083
lighting this one up for you then lad
This is now an Endogenous Money Theory lads.
Banks create money! Tell yer gran and yer mates.
>Ah yes, I work as a machine operator to earn queen's heads to spend on whatever philistine merriments I """"""""""""enjoy""""""""""""
>>53987142
>you're
america confirmed definitely not anglo, and therefore not /brit/ and so foy
>>53987218
Just like my wiener
girl i thought liked me just texts banal questions about assignments and such now. gonna start ghosting her pretty soon i think.
>>53987202
ltbhl (laughing to be honest lad)
>>53987230
nice one cheers lad
>>53987289
*writes it down*
instasync.com/r/bucks
instasync.com/r/bucks
instasync.com/r/bucks
acting like a big bellend to people today lads
>>53987325
What?
>>53987325
i don't get it, hes not an employee if he has his own start up
Should I cop an Alpha Industries bomber jacket for £100?
>>53987202
How did this guy get voted in? He has zero charisma.
Its like listening to a guy take student government too seriously in high school.
>>53987386
be a mushroom top instead :-)
>>53987421
Canadians aren't very smart
really want to fuck her little pussy
>>53987393
Depends, flying any missions into Germany in the near future?
>buy a book
>try to read it
>give up immediately
why do I bother
>>53987491
>little
>her
kek
>muh heritage
>wah wah gay rights
>im sorry for being white
hate this cunt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_rl4ZGdy34
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB7E1D_3Na4
good song
Plot twist: there was a school shooting in Canada
>>53987542
this is why i read on my old tablet desu
>>53987573
LSD sequence in a shitty movie/10
>>53987542
persevere lad, i can't imagine what it'd be like not having brilliant stories to read teeby aitch. there's some great stuff out there
time keeps on slipping, slipping, slipping
This is a load of crap. Why should I, a thin person who knows how to enjoy Cornettos responsibly, be punished because fat people can't control themselves?
>>53987621
its just kike shit to maximise profits senpai dont get your knickers in a twist
>>53987542
read something you're interested in then
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-35388594
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-35388594
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-35388594
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-35388594
wonder what this is all aboooot (how canadians pronounce about)
>>53987584
Surely gun control will fix this
>>53987617
>tfw haven't read a book since leaving school in 2002
>>53987621
>make healthier choices
>>53987573
good band
>>53987621
>tfw cornettos and magnums are getting smaller than our beers
imagine tripping hard and listening to metal machine music
cara
In the bath
>>53987672
seasonal affective disorder
>>53987621
so they use less product
What, you thought they would reduce the price accordingly?
>>53987684
honestly don't know how you get by lad. i can't sleep without a bit of a read. do it when i poo, when i'm on the train. love a good story me
>>53987741
I did
it actually made a lot of sense to me
posting the new queen of slags
>>53987785
wew lad
>>53987777
good lad
>>53987775
we wuz water an shiet
>>53987672
natives shooting eachother
>>53987775
>tax right off
>>53987809
t. robot
>>53987785
haha what are you like
>>53987841
this post is both not funny and funny
explain this
>>53987741
I went to a metal festival fucked off my head on mandy
It sort of worked actually, the two go better than I thought they would
socks lol
Just lay down on my floor foa second and woke up an hour later
Think I might be drunk
>>53987875
lol
>>53987888
It's called Molly you illiterate yukmouth
>>53987785
post COCK
Has anyone else noticed that all supermarket security guards are brown?
>get to the pub
>friends leaving for after party and the host doesn't want me there because they think i'm weird
>come home
Okay.
>>53987777
>>53987929
thanks
>>53987950
/brit/ is your friend
muh dick
everything lock arff
>>53987940
in london all supermarket security are black and all parking wardens are somali
>>53987950
Kill them all
>>53987950
why didn't your "friends" stick up for you?
>>53987950
Every one is Your Enemy
Trust No-One
>>53987993
>in london all supermarket security are black and all parking wardens are somali
Security in my local asda are indian.
Stereotypes help nobody
>>53987940
>supermarket security guards
???
gettin cyber bullied again lads
>It's called Molly you illiterate yukmouth
>>53987950
plot twist: the host didn't say anything
fedora spam as a post ironic counter meme is finally dead
>>53988062
>i'm sad so I'm gonna cut myself
wew
>>53987950
>leaving the house
>ever
honestly brought this on yourself lad
>>53987804
I might just be a pleb. I wouldn't even know where to start when it comes to fiction for adults.
>>53988062
>pls read
no lol
>>53987950
>after party where you actually have to be invited and cant just walk in provided youre with someone who vaguely knows someone else there
sounds like absolute noncery 2bh
>>53988045
blokes who stand by the door making sure nobody does a runner without paying for something
they also do menial, demeaning shit like collecting baskets and tidying up aisles
>>53988136
Look at a bestseller list
>get on bus in london
>be the only white person on it
what the fuck went wrong? get your shit together UK.
did lucy come?
>This lefty degenerate slut on Channel 4
Don't like it.
>Working in Tesco on the checkout
>bloke comes up to till
>iron bru (Lel) and some other shit
>"alright mate?" I said
>he mumbles "aye"
>scan his shit
>"right that's 20 quid then please"
>slaps down some Scottish notes
>oh here we fucking go
>take them and hold them up to the light as I do with all notes due to a recent bout of counterfeiting
>"'ats legal tenduh theer laddie"
>costanza face "yeah I know mate"
>he looks defeated
>hand him his change
>old dorris working behind me says "what a twat" as he walks off
>>53988246
>what the fuck went wrong?
Nothing, you racist
how triggered would the Irish be at my purchase of a 12er of Yuengling Black & Tan?
>>53988257
yeah shagging her right now lol
>>53988136
think about what you like in films and find a book in the same sort of territory. got to take a bit of a punt and try stuff, but those handwritten recommendations on the shelves in bookshops are surprisingly helpful. what sort of films do you like lad? if you're into sci-fi or fantasy stuff the world is your oyster t b h
>>53988257
She came and went
>>53988230
You're trying to trick me.
>>53987924
fucking proper
r8 the 4chans i use
gagging for a shit
>>53988246
>canada: 75% white
>UK: 87% white
>>53988160
Yeah man, I already went through the randomer stage and somehow came out the other end worse.
It's a long story but I really didn't deserve the treatment, they're proper Hype fags, what hurt the most was my mates ignoring my calls.
No doubt it'll be "because it'd be awkward if I picked up" so I just won't bother saying anything to anyone except /brit/.
>>53988337
ummm you might be autistic lol :)
>>53988266
>Working in Tesco on the checkout
and you have the cheek to laugh at any other cunt
>>53988337
shit shit good dead dead supershit
>>53988266
The fuck is this story?
Where's the fall from grace and subsequent redemption?
Where's the validation of the heroes journey?
Where's the climax? (your mom haha)
>>53987950
bit sad t b h
>>53987621
>made of vegetable fat
Tzuyu
>I'm not bisexual. There is 3.5 billion people who I can rule out having sex with because that's just the way I am.
the tears just won't stop coming. fuck.
>>53988441
man up paki
>>53987621
>how do we get people to buy more ice creams
>>53988246
You have no right to talk if you're not from the Maritimes tbqh
>>53988425
Would absolutely pound her against that wall with no remorse
>>53988441
Use stronger fabric la
>>53988266
>scottish man buys something at a shop in england
wow mate
thrilling
>>53988469
nonce
>>53988469
>british dude politely enters korean woman
Wouldn't watch that porno
im the draingang rainman
what you sayin
ralph lauren what im draped in
my colleague is from hull, what kind of bizarro world could lead to an accent like that? fucking hell
>>53988529
>politely
not everyone is a wanker from kent
>>53988526
posts the other webms
I have a need for a deed
>mfw i invented 'alri'
>>53987950
people are such scum
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lj6Ttp3_iw
>>53988582
What do the British do after rough sex?
Aplogize for the crying.
Oi lads I saw this video of these people getting their ears professionally cleaned by some scientist geezer with a little hook and shit and camera
Can anyone get that done? Would love someone to merk all the gunk in my ears Tbh because using cotton buds just pushes it to the ear drum
desperate for a shag
>>53988337
More like food and cucking, you cuck
>Amerifats
Did you hear about the scarecrow that won that award last night?
Apparently he was the most outstanding in his field ahaha
currently watching a colombian crossdresser eat cereal on webcam and wondering where my life went so wrong
>>53988595
you invented something scousers have been saying for centuries
>>53988660
Gagging for a shagging
i fell for the trap meme
time for a poo then a wank lads
>>53988587
16 is legal m8
>>53988663
>>53988595
i invented the use of lad
>>53988711
Those are nice limbal rings.
>>53988674
*rolls eyes but has a wry grin on my face and let's out a little chuckle, calls the wife over to "come and listen to this, she says no but I say "come on just listen to it its proper funny!" And she does and enjoys it*
doing some amazing farts tonight lads. really windy and satisfying ones.
>>53988663
more like
>puckers
>>53988740
yes I am aware
continue
really need an escort soon
three fucking scimitars
>>53988711
>poo then wank
>not poo and wank
Pleb
>>53988740
Not a fan of Kposting in general but this girl is alright.
>>53988560
hull is manic depression: the town
could use a qt bf rn
>>53988793
Desmond calm down la haha!
>>53988809
Can't enjoy shagging someone I have no connection to emotionally
>>53988663
memesport
>>53988827
>Be canadian
>Get shot
>>53988663
>>53988869
LONDON
girls
>pee
>poo
>menstruate
how can men love these vile creatures?
bed time spliff ;)
>>53988815
Look mate, clearly you've had a bit to drink and that so I'll let you off with a warning, if you promise to delete this now, alright?
>>53988741
what's this from again?
hull is nice
>>53988932
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRmbIjf-FfA
this absolute gem
>>53988869
neither can i generally.
i think thats called being demisexual.
>>53988885
Good thing I have all this useless money to stanch the bleeding
>>53988952
thanks babe x
>>53988911
THREE
>>53988911
Uh oh, a stern warning. That means a polite but firm letter is next!
>>53988663
flying camera looks pretty cool. rest of niggercollide is pretty retarded though tbf t b h
>>53988869
it's either shag an escort or die a virgin
no woman will ever love me
can't fucking stand dumb people
>>53988805
>>53988837
>>53989044
>t. dumb person
>>53989044
better move to a different country then lad haha WAHEYYY lmao t b h
taking the land rover out for a spin in the snow lads
>>53988651
you serious yank? have you ever in met a working class brit or just watched cartoons?
>>53989053
yes very good
now the elevator
>>53989085
good bant ngl
>>53989044
us stupid bois need to b punished for our lack of knowledge
>>53989086
>owning a meme rover
stop putting women down lads ok
>>53989113
>>53989096
>my da worked imself to deaf in da mines, and when he come ome ee useda give it too me mum so hard you could hear em when you was standing 4 feet away
>ee was a real man my da
>>53989197
now any more
taking recommendations
>>53989220
JOY
