late night edition
cara
>>53993535
belfast
alri lads
kyary
Wish I had a Kyary gf to eat nice meals with and be my gf and all that
Photek lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qIyjaSSUvfU
sometimes i just think how great having a gf would be merely for having someone to go with to all the goat looking restaurants in my area
>tfw don't have that drawing of the /brit/ house anymore
shite
Me on the right
wish i had a kyary gf so she could sit on my face
best girl
>>53993614
>>53993600
wow great minds think alike and all that
>>53993633
nice rice
>>53993600
>>53993614
You two should be each others Kyary gf
>>53993631
aww fuck that was good craic, reckon it's in the archives?
>>53993636
herschlag > knightley
want some slag fanny
>>53993680
wowowow
>>53993681
they're gone m8 that part is at least
Kyary
this bird asked me to invite a load of people to her pre drinks tomorrow but i just havent because i want to be one of the only guys there haha what am i like lads x
>kpop
not a fan
>/brit/ mansion
>kev posters everywher
>various piles of RC drugs just littered everywher
>about 200 empty tins of baked beans in the bin
>10 printers on the go printing out various waifu pics and memes so the memesters can decorate the house
>the whole house would be covered in weed smoke you would need a gas mask
>DNB and techno blaring, abnormies blasting anime music to drown it out
>various holes in the wall from anons losing their shit in anger
>spycams everywhere you have to search the bathroom inside out before showering
>the racists are walking about in SS uniforms
>various rorke flags
>>53993636
that's not emily blunt
>>53993722
>That face
JUST
>>53993734
WHAT A BLOODY RACISt
>>53993682
delevigne>all else
>>53993680
Spitroast with janet when?
the fucking state of me
UKIP??????????????
>>53993743
sounds like mad craic
>>53993636
good picture of daisy
>>53993743
>halloween night
>everyone is dressed up as kev
>we have decorated the kitchen to look like kevs
>everywhere is doing "the walk"
drinking JD from the bottle
give me a video to watch you cunts
is sex that much better than wanking?
beer tonight lads
>>53993809
Keira obviously has the nicest genes of the lot.
desperate to have a cute girl's toes in my mouth lads
fucking obsessed
>>53993847
Ye. Not massively though. Depends on how tight the vagina is. My ex was a virgin and I had the best sex ever because her pussy was so tight but then it got roast beef like and lost loads of sensation it was at that point where I prefered her giving me a wank than having sex cause it was funner doing foreplay and shit while she was doing it.
>>53993847
Yes it is
There's nothing better than a hot tight fanny to force your bellend into, that is if you're not using a johnny
If you're using a johnny you may as well just go for a wank
>tfw you go out and the slags are all over you
>tfw you're only pretending to be aloof and hoping they don't start kissing you or grabbing your cock
The perfect synthesis of abnormie and normie.
>>53993837
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZoMzWraS_c
>>53993865
if she had at least a b-cup, she would be perfect
My only hobbies are anime, gym and reading.
I need a proper hobby. I suck at sports though. And I don't like computer games.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzcaWhBpeSM
>>53993837
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XLWzH_1eZsc&
>>53993955
what's wrong with those 3
>>53993955
Chess
>>53993955
>I don't like computer games.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j78EvhdYJYA
>>53993955
archery
>>53993955
Start hiking lad. Read /out/ for a bit and get inspired.
It's honestly the best feeling ever being on top of a mountain or hill with the wind blaring you just sretch out your arms and feel free as fuck it's great. You feel like a caveman or something.
literally made a homemade pocket pussy out of a carved out squash and fucked it today
>>53994004
anime is top noncery and reading is for fucking puffs
>>53993955
>And I don't like computer games.
Could just of been the genre you tried Anon? maybe try getting into Films and all that. Or maybe learning how to cook or bake some fancy stuff. You dont Need extra hobbies only pick them up if you want to
YYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP?
>>53994026
>hiking
>not wild camping
pleb
Obtained my samples from the /r9k/ audiobook
>>53994038
gimme something to watch right now or ill shank the lot of you
>>53994078
I do that now and again but I just suggested hiking because a newcomer to the outdoors would get rekt doing some wild camping with no experience
>>53994083
is this for a Track you're making? Good choice of samples desu
>>53994083
GET FUCKED DAD
GET
GET
GET
GET FUCKED
GET FUCKED DAD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yuMKPkBMUQ
>>53994111
The Wire
>>53994111
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0374018/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51FXgQOoppw
>>53994155
seen it like 3 times piss off
>>53994111
This .webm
>>53994112
wild camping isn't rocket science unless you're a complete mong
>>53994114
fuck of
>>53994131
>Ill show this to the Five Noughts
>>53994166
Good lad. Love that channel.
>>53994198
He's most likely a city slicker
Wish the yanks would fuck off back to their own cum gargling rat whole
>>53994114
Yes lad
I even sampled one of the times he hits his desk, going to use it as part of my snare hit
>>53994111
Charlie Countryman
It got bad ratings I guess but I thought it was pretty alright. Can't go wrong with Shia Labeouf tb honest (I'd throat him)
>tfw no /out/ gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_n1_-seZkU
>>53994243
nothing wrong with yanks
>sex with a condom
What's the point?
Cant feel shit man
>>53994292
im with ya
>tfw technically not a virgin because I was molested when I was 9
daily reminder this guy posts here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zagWJP6kS_c
Anyone wanna erp
>>53994292
they're less likely to get pregnant
>>53994323
he's got shit hot knowledge about being /out/
>>53994320
did your penis enter a vagina? if not fuck off
>>53994335
thank you Einstein
>>53994323
WHY THE FUCK DOES HE YELL SO MUCH
>>53994363
any time
>>53994364
He's a memer too he spouts memes a lot.
>>53994340
Yeah his channel is very comfy too
>>53994344
no but I got a handy
Hi guys, how's going? Im not like an average pole, Im n-nice, really!
>>53994110
Oh, i used to make it. Great feelings.
>>53994395
getting a handy doesnt mean youre not a virgin. was it a woman?
Miss the days of coming home from school and playing Warcraft 3 customs and watching dragonball z
>>53994335
livin on the edge
>>53994420
Yes
just let me have this
Miss the days of Britain being white
going to the shop
My Burmese folk music compilation just finished downloading from Soulseek ;)
>>53994409
*jerks you off*
>>53994467
was she fit m8?
someone hug me please
>>53994323
Daily reminder that this guy posts here
>>53994525
*hugs*
>>53994525
*reaches through your computer, scaring the shit out of you*
*screams in a demonic voice*
IS THIS NOT WHAT YOU ASKED FOR
>>53994524
she was a senior in highschool. Can't really remember what she looked like but she wasn't ugly
girl smiled at me today
feelsgoodman
>tfw you will never be Shia Labeouf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_JxRtGYtA4
What's the point lads
when i was like 10 i remember i got a stiffy and i was alone with my younger brother and i STRONGLY considered bumming him like i legit came close to doing it but then i didnt so glad i didnt what a mess that would have been x
new girl at work, she's super pretty and really really nice
think I creeped her out a little by stating at her all day tho
>>53994582
get in my son
>>53994588
normie cunt
I can roll a nice joint with big skins but with small skins making an L I just can't do it, the skins are too flimsy.
What's the technique for it?
Deeeanooooooo
>>53994632
fucking hell m8
>>53994668
girls are "really really nice" to everyone when they have to be m8 think nothing of it or it will be a mistake
>>53994543
thanks mate, just what I needed
>>53994570
*stares blankly at you*
>>53994683
Just do it mayne
absolutely destroyed lads
>>53994668
Hi Sershlad hows life?
>>53994068
I'd love to learn how to cook healthy, but i am complete shit at cooking in egenral. Any good places to start for complete retards? Pref youtube channel
Who is your camwhorefu /brit/?
>>53994762
ur ma lol
>>53994721
she's nice to look at but would be financially and emotionally draining
was gonna play street fighter but I can't find the HDMI cable
can't wait for that adrenaline rush of suicide
>>53994809
Jamal jones
>>53994762
chroniclove
>>53994762
imagine having a gf that would shitpost onbrit with you
>>53994809
>>53994843
I've attempted suicide before you literally can barely feel pain you are that filled with adrenaline then everything goes black and you feel light
After a night out all I have are regrets and paths I never took
So I'm going to
1. Stop drinking
2. Stop smoking
3. Stop eating shitty sugary fatty food
4. Work harder
5. Get a girlfriend
All very achievable goals. Starting now
>>53994762
Jordan Tucker
>>53993780
missalice is bangin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qr-hwrUBGzQ
>>53994762
She's probably the nicest camgirl out there tbhonest. Y'know how sometimes a girl won't even say "thank you" to tippers? She says "thank you ____" for literally every tip she gets. Such a qt
>>53994756
BBC food is alright.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/food/recipes/
Dont really watch youtube cooking My friend likes this channel but it seems to be too heavy on 'lad banter' so it might be cringy. But it seems to be aimed at people who dont know what the fuck to do
https://www.youtube.com/user/sortedfood/videos
you Might want to check out /ck/ but just avoid Ja/ck/ Scalfani if you dont want to die of high cholesterol/food poisioning
>>53994762
Boxxy
>>53994878
Hey, dude, I saw your post while scrolling down the main page.
Just came to wish you good luck, buddy. I did it, so you can do it too.
lost a contact and have to wait another week to replace it
fashioned a home made eye patch cause being blind in one eye hurts
why did god curse me with bad eyes ?
>>53994878
Also
6. Exercise
7. Read more
>>53994953
Why don't you have gegs for backup?
>>53994949
Thank you
>>53994762
>>53994878
>>53994959
DOnt know if this is a meme post but good luck and remember to take it one day at a time.
learning quite a lot about the wild here 2bh
>>53994849
>mfw watching her cam right now
>>53994953
>contacts
why dont you just wear glases you utter melt
>>53994985
i did but i got drunk one night and destroyed them
i cant remember why
>>53994683
don't bother with the L, just gummy transfer two skins together
reading an average of exactly 50 pages a day so far this year
Who are you guys voting for this election?
Is Sershlad a normie now?
>>53995038
I read 200 a day
have read 10 books this year
fucking casual
>>53995063
I'll be voting for the good man Jeremy Corbyn
>>53995063
trump please throw all the pakis and the wetbacks out
>>53995070
Yes and he has abandoned us
>>53995063
obviously Trump
unironically too
>>53995063
i'm going to vote conservative in the scottish elections
would vote trump if i was american
>>53995010
good lad
>>53994744
>>53995015
Managed to roll a nice L o.5 weed 80/20 wee tobacco ration. Next joint I'm gonna stick two together length wise
>>53994762
an american girl called on mfc that i got a wee bit obsessed with, then she dissapeared from the internet entirely apparently because some autists from a russian imageboard sent her nudes to her family members
she was proper nice as well, had an obsession with the smiths and always talked about her dreams of getting an english bf and moving out to a comfy countryside village in the english countryside ;_;
>>53995140
good lad
about to roll one up myself
>why yes of course i watch camwhores
>>53994918
post uncensored version
NOW
>>53995083
>>53995038
I heard this guy was the epitome of German literature
read the first book of this novel
Its shit
3/10
Dont recommend it
Why must life be so awful
>>53995167
Enjoy it chum. Sativa or indica?
>>53994762
I really like this Hungarian girl, "aaliyaah"
She's hilarious. Sometimes I just watch her cam for a laugh rather than to fap tb honest
>>53995116
I remember consoling him through the dark times.
>>53995063
>>53995193
alri kev
>>53995063
i'm feeling the bern tbqh
>>53995063
cruz
>I vote
>>53995193
dunno
have another drink
>>53995217
All men have darkness in their hearts
trust nobody
>>53995195
It's cheese which is 50/50 if what I'm reading is to be believed
5htp lads
Greater Manchester (2.6 million people) had 38 murders in 2015
Chicago (2.6 million people) had 486
FUCKING YANK POST THE FUCKING PICTURE YOU FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK SHIT FUCK
/pol/ is quite possibly the worst board on the entirety of 4chan
why does it even exist?
>>53995263
>you will never hang out with Sam and Nick
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PMC_vlsvPo
kim wilde lad.s
>>53995184
>I heard this guy was the epitome of German literature
It probably loses alot of its value in Translation desu. But my German isnt good enough to tell
>>53995172
>2016
>he doesn't always have a tab open with a camwhore
Le shiggy diggy
>>53995230
nothin personal kid
>I don't vote
>>53994924
Got I hate those twats on Sorted. They are what I imagine reddit would be personified as a human.
>>53993847
well, embracing another human being is gonna be better than just putting yer palm to work any day
>>53995294
That's why they call it Chiraq
>>53995184
I like that book
>>53995314
based
>>53995091
I hope whoever made this image develops cancer.
>>53995291
Nice I have blue cheese and shiva skunk I just ground them up and mixed it. England has good weed
Everyone enjoying the night?
>>53995314
song reminds me of me oneitis kinda upset now
>voting matters
>>53995342
>kiss my Baby!
Why are Yanks so fucked in the head?
>>53995366
no
im blind in one eye and i cant do anything about it
this would never happen if trump were president
Jimmy Savile must have laughed himself to death knowing that everything would come out soon after but he got away without punishment
>>53995304
Rasheed.
>>53995369
have a few songs that i lay in bed with my oneitis and listened to that now proper fucking trigger the fuck out of me when i hear them
fanny is wet boys
>>53994918
YANK
POST
UNCENSORED
POST IT FUCK
>>53995361
I'm actually in Scotland but my weed come from London haha
I want to fuck the Shia
>>53995435
my mushroom top is big and hard
>>53995467
comes*
>>53995467
Never tried the weed in Scotland 2bh was in Dunbar a few weeks ago trying to get some but no luck
>>53995467
Just like your benefits
>>53995482
>not wanting sunni
infidel
>you will never be able to make $300 in a couple of hours by wanking on webcam
>>53995352
>>53995369
m8s we need to create a time machine so we can go back to the 80s
>>53995498
pls be in dublin
>>53995330
>tfw want a (You)
>Post Anime or
>just endlessly respond to my own posts
Wonderful feeling tbqh
Fairly drunk lafs
>>53994323
wew
>>53995412
A reminder that he hasn't had his day in court so legally he is innocent.
>>53995537
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opkzgLMH5MA
>>53995575
very good
>>53995506
I'm in Edinburgh, it's easy to find average weed, can be difficult to get anything decent
>>53995512
I work actually (for a company based in London though...)
What is your honest opinion on these two?
>>53995412
Sir Jimmy to you
>>53995525
This bitch is literally my 10/10
Jimmy Savile was born on halloween
>>53995616
good lads
>>53995558
Falafl wrap lads
>>53995616
my brother met them, apparently they're good lads
>>53995525
last night I watched a girl make like $500 and she didn't even get naked one time
She literally flashed her panties a few times and bent over (for 3000 tokens). EZMODE
>>53995629
w2c jacket
>>53995628
her bf is a fat cunt
>can't smoke weed cause probation
absolute misery lads
>>53995610
>I work actually (for a company based in London though...)
True. I didn't realise you were born in England
>>53995669
The 80s
>>53995660
fucking hate camgirls who wont even get naked
>>53995561
Are you buying that lad? I didn't know NL had forests and shit
>>53995660
Was that the bitch on chaturbate with the potato cam?
>>53995704
no look at the bookmarks, fort it was just a meme
Thought i was in the uk for a second haha wheres the sun lads
http://anglish.wikia.com/wiki/Banded_Folkdoms_of_Americksland
>>53995728
Are those pterodactyls
I WALK ALONG THE AVENUE
>>53995660
it's criminal how easymode the life of a good looking female is
>>53995768
WITH HOPE IN YOUR HEART
>>53995768
OF BROKEN DREAMS
>>53995712
I think so. She had like 4000 viewers and I have no idea why. Guys were tipping 1000 at once just to see her panties and she didn't even say "thank you".
this ones out to the charlie brown i'm lovin' it lovin' it old school anthems
>>53995792
>>53995785
both wrong
>>53995713
Oh shit I thought it a screenshot of your PC screen, too tired.
His vids are comfy aren't they?
>>53995713
Who are you calling nosey bellend?
