foy edition
fob (fuck off brit)
maisie
foy is my mantra
>>53826579
fresh off the banter
me on the right
anyone else filter that yank namefag?
>you wake up to the sound of the muezzin call
>you go in the kitchen for some breakfast
>you grab some 100% certified halal butter
>you grab some bread
>you remember you can't spread the butter normally because the authorities took all your kitchen instruments
>you spread it with your hand
>you take the car to start your day
>shit, the entire road network is a giant mass of plastic and metal, typical london traffic
>wait, what's that guy doing on the street?
>that's a big knife
>oh, that's nothing, you realize it's just the shariah police performing a casual beheading
>wait
>are they walking towards you
>they ask you to bring down your window
>"Assalamu-Alaikum wa Rahmatullah, akhi, have you not forgotten to perform your daily prayers today? You are not straying off the path of the mu'mineen are you, brother?"
>"n-n-no", you meekly reply to the brown, bearded, typical londoner-looking shariah police leader
>you feel tensions rising
>he asks you to recite verse 35 of Surah-Al Baqarah of the holy Qur'an
>you recite it perfectly, having memorized the holy revelation of the prophet Muhammad (pbuh) as is required in british schools but hesitate near the end
>the shariah police leader lets you off this time
>wew, that was close, you sigh, and go on about your day, slowly driving to your destination, the London Jihadi Brigade Training Center, where you will learn vital skills that will prove invaluable in your future fight against the Kuffar
such is life in the Islamic Caliphate of Injilistan
>>53826656
piss off kike
>>53826656
Just letting you know I hid this post both times
BTFO
Azusa
BTFO BTFO BTFO
gagging for 31yo scouse fanny
>>53826714
>revolutionary war
>wasn't actually a revolution
ABSOLUTELY REKT
>>53826774
rancid butter
9/11 isn't funny
19 of my friends did that day
>>53826656
Having lived in Switzerland and the UK that scenario is much more likely to happen in your "country"
anyone in here been inside a british slags fanny before? how was it?
DEFEATED BY COLONISTS
How does one buy a dizz online then?
>tfw i actually have 2 different friends who can help me out of this predicament but they live on the other side of town
>>53826774
Is she fuck 31 with that tummy.
Disregarding a yank thread.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
reminder for the meet up on saturday
did a tell my parents i don't want to move back in them and my mother is a little bit upset haha
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>53826881
I love a good tummy
You can cuddle them, kiss them, stroke them, blurb them and nuzzle them
>>53826875
By using Bitcoin and whatever silkroad-esque site is currently going these days
Have you been living under a rock for the past few years?
https://soundcloud.com/couchtruthing/mudshit-revolution
>>53826959
*blurbs you*
not replying in the other thread
>>53826944
where u going famalam
>fucking qt girl doggy
>see arsehole hair
>smell poo
what the fuck? I thought girls were supposed to be cute
>>53826922
the person who created that should be brutally disemboweled
Why did I suddenly feel the urge to get an Argos catalogue today?
B T F O
T
F
O
>>53826938
>brown people everywhere
hahahaha
>>53826971
pretty much.
It sounds like a scam to buy these things online though.
>>53826875
fairly easily desu, you can get it for like £12-£15 a gram desu, goes down to £5 if you're buying hundreds of grams too
localbitcoins for bitcoins
leddit / darknetmarkets should tell you all you need to know
>>53827024
piss off mayo face
R E K T
E
K
T
Lads I'm going to get Tinder but I need to know if I can block people on it in advance because I don't want any of the gfs mates seeing it
>>53826995
bring baby wipes and a razor next time
>>53827054
how long does it take to deliver
alternatively how do i get it irl
>>53827013
2 0 0 y e a r s a g o
0
0
>>53827078
times new roman
>>53826985
doing an industrial placement and they thought i was gonna live with them to do it but i just said no i'm not desu, getting my own place
>tfw yank thread got BTFO
OBLITERATED
>>53827078
you can't
Will there EVER be a bigger choon than this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dD40VXFkusw
Had an argument with my mum this morning and I'm about to go out for a bit, but my phones fucked so I can't text her. Hope she doesn't think I'm trying to an hero again.
Apparently the EU out campaign is an absolute mess
https://imgur.com/a/wUED4
>>53827028
No it's all perfectly legitimate (at least as legitimate buying illegal drugs could ever be)
>>53827122
>>53826656
fuck off switzerland cunt, stupid country enables islamists, islamist funders and other money based degenerated with your banks fuck off you've ruined capitalism for your own greedy gains
leave my sphere of influence before i pound your face into grains with my meaty fists and then flush you down the toilet
>>53826938
at work desu :/
>>53827085
get it from someone in the uk and it'll be posted first class, so if you order before like 4pm you'll have it next day, if not, then day after
i usually get it from some guy in germany who takes about 3 days but it's cheaper and probably better
to get it irl go walking around your town and ask every black guy you see if they're selling any gear
>>53827130
Just leave a note saying you've gone out and you'll be home later.
DESTROYED
Wew
>>53827122
he's from my village aye
>>53827122
literally no idea what these bleep bloops are
>>53827142
Vaginas are so unappealing
They're like the bottom of snails
aaaaas the prophets shed their liiiight on what's to cooooome the crowds did gather
>>53827161
all sounds a bit dodgy, i think im just gonna give my mate a ring and see if he wants to go for a drink and see what he's saying
BRITISH SAVAGES BTFO
young thugs done it again lads literally the greatest artist of our time and therefore all time x
https://soundcloud.com/localsavage/young-thug-serious
>>53827140
some street near me getting done up and there's a huge sign with the EU flag saying "this project was funded by the eu", and stuff about how it wouldn't be possible without the EU
bit disgusting desu
For long you live and high you fly
And smiles you'll give and tears you'll cry
And all you touch and all you see
Is all your life will ever be
ordered some pingers from the indian sub continent
R E K T
>>53827201
>Turing machine
>modern device
>real
>conduct polls during the day, when only the unemployed and immigrants are available
>act surprised when they favour Labour
Idiots
>>53827227
who?
he doesn't look like much of a thug
>>53827142
>remembering that my penis will never penetrate a vagina
>>53827227
FOY
how can i get a gf like Cara Delevingne lads?
>muh oscars diversity
Fucking just give people oscars for being black then you cucks.
>>53827209
it's not dodgy, it's legit and really easy, just go for someone with good feedback
>>53827156
>implying I haven't lost hope in this country
>implying I'm going to stay here with all these immigrant shitskins fucking up the place
>implying I'm not moving to the one, last, true Anglo-Saxon nation, Israel as soon as I can
>>53827199
pink innies are pretty appealing imo
G E T B T F O
>>53827257
>sticking up for his beloved murica
think i'm gonna try harder to get a gf this year lads
>>53827156
>stupid country enables islamists
t. /brit/ poster
had a dream about doing coke with cara and sansa stark at some messy upscale london house party lads
>>53827280
>boycotting because Straight Outta Compton was nominated for Best Film
Seriously?
>>53827231
found the picture i took of it, it was shit because i didn't want to look like an autist taking a picture of it desu
>>53827340
I'm making fun of this dumb bint who thinks the Turing machine could ever be built
BTFO BY COLONISTS
how are you doing today /brit/
>>53827289
How discrete is shipping?
I'm a student so I don't feel easy about that sort of thing
>>53827363
R A R E
>>53827280
i sometimes wonder if it's a decided-upon ploy to distract the people, or give some sort of commotion to talk about, away from the tepid selection of actually good films from last year to talk about.
the only films i enjoyed from last year were sicario and ex machina
Lads I unironically think that an erect penis is far more aesthetically pleasing than a vagina. It's very rare that a vagina looks beautiful - most of the time they just look messy and ugly. In contrast, a large penis standing proud can actually be quite pleasing to look at.
That said, I feel no sexual desire for men, and would still like to have sex with women. How gay am I?
amazing how easy it is to trigger yanks.severe inability to handle banter explains their weekly gun massacres,
>>53827280
Would be cracking banter if next year the Oscar jews just nominated blacks and women (black women, if you will) for every slot in every award.
No doubt they'd just find room to get upset about the lack of transgender panfluids or some other nonsense.
>>53827388
i had it delivered to halls plenty of times last year
literally looks like a regular ebay parcel, most people will send it in a jiffy envelope and the stuff inside will be in a sealed mylar bag too
>wake up next to gf
>she looks over and says good morning in her cute tired voice
>she reaches down
>pats my dick and says good morning again with a cheeky grin on her face
Is it still sexual abuse if you "enjoyed" it at the time? I was like 5 when it happened and it wasn't traumatising or anything, it just plays on my mind a lot.
Can't wait for the Brexit lads!
having a toke lads
getting burnt out after a painful fap
B T F O
T
F
O
>>53827432
*spreads butter on toast with kitchen knife*
>>53827435
>No doubt they'd just find room to get upset about the lack of transgender panfluids or some other nonsense
Once the Blacks are content, that is when the Misc. Other Minorities (Mexicans, Cubans, Arabs, Chinese, etc.) strike
>>53827432
>weekly
Literally daily occurrences.
>>53827443
when is the actual fucking referendum? just get it over with.
Booked my theory test today
>>53827374
it's a terrible film tbf
>>53827494
delete this
>>53827389
tfw your canton flag is a key and half a pissed bird
>>53827489
Any time between June 2016 and December 2017
Doing a listen but the choon isn't even on Youtube so I can't link it haha
>>53827471
Those other minorities don't give a shit though. I've genuinely never heard them complain or kick up a fuss.
LOL
>>53827442
I wouldn't worry about it lad, you're far more likely to actually become traumatised if you keep thinking that society expects you to be traumatised by it.
>>53827489
anytime before the end of 2017. It's speculated to be summer this year
>>53827478
hourly you soft cunt
>>53827545
Because the Blacks get all the attention. Hispanics ready to kick off in America, as soon as they get an opening
>>53827142
Not being funny but black vaginas are fucking grim to look at.
BTFO
>>53827524
>tfw your canton flag is a key and half a pissed bird
what on earth did he mean by this lads?
need to get food i think
someone explain the FOY FOR meme to me pls?
Finally, the genetic distance between Homo sapiens and Homo erectus is estimated as 0.170 24 (mean given as 0.19), 25 about the same as the genetic distance between the Bantu Africans and the Eskimos, but the genetic distance between living Africans and Eurasians is 0.23 (Table 7-1, p. 45). Thus, Homo sapiens is more closely related to Homo erectus than Eurasians are to sub-Saharan Africans. Either erectus should be reclassified as Homo sapiens erectus or sub-Saharan Africans should be reclassified as Homo africanus.
hate niggers
commutecucks will just be getting on their sardine trains now, meanwhile my commute is already over, from my home office to my shitposting chair.
oh commutecucks, the end is soon in sight.
>>53827618
FONC
>>53827635
rorke
>>53827672
alright I get Rashid but what the fuck is Rorke
UK more like UGAY desu
>>53827716
fuck off
>>53827666
>implying
i finish work at 2:30, my commute was over hours ago now
>mfw a student called me a permaneet
>students
>>53827707
FONC
>>53827716
all me
>>53827716
all me
>>53826524
what the fuck does FOY even mean
brit fags always sayin it to me
>>53827716
all me
>>53827760
foy
>>53827716
wew lad
>>53827760
foy
>>53827707
FONC
>>53827716
all me
>>53827760
FOYW
>>53827666
i commuted 3 hours a day before i quit
>>53827716
none me
RARIS AND ROVERS
>>53827760
>fags
foy
>>53827760
JOY
>>53827441
fucks sake
>>53827760
FOYNC
>>53827770
>>53827760
FOY
FOJF
FONC
>>53827760
foy
What time is /brit/ best at?
1p-LSD arrived lads
got too much work to do to take any for a while though, annoyingly
>>53827841
whenever I'm here, so 24/7
might snort a little bit of speed for banter desu
>>53827827
worst thread ever born
>>53827841
morning
is being stupid a mental illness?
#ThingsThatMakeYouGoHmm
>>53827552
Good advice, it's about 15 years too late though. All through primary/secondary school I felt different because of it, I knew it was something bad and I was very afraid of people finding out and ostracising me.
Don't get me wrong, it wasn't THAT bad, I wasn't arse raped by Uncle Jim or anything, a lady played with my peen, that's all that happened desu.
>>53827841
what did he mean by this?
>>53827841
Yank hours
>>53827841
when I post la
>>53827841
After real nigga hours but before all the neets wake up
>>53827854
good boy
bad lad
>>53827841
17 38
what does FONC mean? fuck off northern cunt?
Post your favourite tripping albums
>>53827841
[D-Walker beeps]
FOY means "Fuck off yank"
FONC means "Fuck off normal cunt"
FOJF means "Fuck off johnny foreigner AKA person who isn't British"
Rashid means "you're a paki and you're not welcome here"
Rorke means "you have political views that are very conservative / far-right"
Ruined your little game, didn't I? Don't forget your place you squealing little urchins; I am your master and you dance to my tune.
>>53827441
verdana
>>53827869
arial
>>53827918
FONC
>>53827918
fuck off new cunt
>>53827936
>FONC means "Fuck off normal cunt"
>Rashid
FONC
>>53827931
Where do you plan on goimg?
>>53827936
>FONC means "Fuck off normal cunt"
FONC
>>53827936
RON
>>53827936
fuck off Tom
>>53827783
top commutecuck
>>53827732
regardless, you still have to commute, cuck.
>>53827280
2015 was a pretty lousy year honesty
>>53827936
haha you absolute crop
>>53828023
none me
>>53827981
the 5th dimension
>>53828023
none me
Anime desu lads hahha
>>53827936
THANK YOU
>>53827631
holy shit I will never see nigs the same way
>>53828039
Stardust?
>>53828011
it's cosy 2bh only 27 mins each way
>>53827771
>>53827777
>>53827782
>>53827807
>>53827811
>>53827824
>>53827836
>>53827837
MASTERFULLY baited
thanks for the (You)s
>>53827979
That's the one
>>53828023
leave my sphere of influence before i stomp your head into a thousand tiny grains and rinse you down the sink.
@53828083
What did he mean by this?
>>53828055
Good post
need a personal group of qt eastern asian synchronised dancers lads
Discuss (because parliament certainly won't)
>>53828042
what did he mean by this?
anyone remember tom?
>Don't forget your place you squealing little urchins; I am your master and you dance to my tune.
53828105: poo in loo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWh1f301Xb0
someone post feet
>>53828147
that was like 2 minutes ago
stop this
BASED NORTHERNERS
>>53828131
our politicians are fucking clowns
Trump isn't worth fucking discussing, yet the room is fucking packed
burn them all
business idea: take something that belongs to someone else without their knowledge and sell it for money
>>53828055
>>53828129
you are all nothing more than wheat to my scythe
>>53828203
enough of your drivel, begone
>>53828129
better post.
>>53828186
rasheed
>>53827304
>England: Currynigger muzzi hellhole
>Scotland:Paradise
WHY
>>53828131
the petition on the left has 550k+ signatures, the one on the right has 400k+ signatures
Also closing borders would be fucking stupid, what about all the stuff we import from overseas lol? literally lorries pouring through dover bringing stuff we need all day
>>53828131
why is London so full of them?
>>53828268
you're going to die tonight
>>53828131
>that London
I don't even care how much money it makes us can we please nuke it already.
Some of you lads are alright, don't post in /cum/ tomorrow
>>53828235
>the petition on the left has 550k+ signatures, the one on the right has 400k+ signatures
it only needs 100k to be debated according to the petition site rules rasheed
>>53828204
now this is an unexpected masterpiece of a post.
>>53828212
qt
you reckon when you get shot in murica the ambulance is like a taxi driver after a night out and demands money up front
>>53828178
Fuck off Tom
haven't had a single (you)
fucking off
>>53827915
>bad lad
yeah, I'll probably be able to take some in a couple of weeks but I'd be surprised if I could fit it in before then
>>53828141
Time until surrounding waters are blockaded: 23:17
Lads I'm going to get a vpn, specifically one that will delete all my data through them and has no legal obligation to provide any of it to anyone.
I can pay for the vpn subscription either through paypal or through bitcoin. Paypal obviously is not anonymised, but bitcoin is also now traceable. Since the VPN is based abroad and has no legal obligation to hand over information to anyone (not that they have any because they delete it immediately anyway), is it worth anonymising my subscription to the vpn?
If I were to use BC and then subscribe to the VPN, there would be a possibility of obfuscating it, but BC is a bit complicated especially since things like Darkwallet are still in the alpha-stage?
I assume you lads all use VPNs right because we don't want governments monitoring our emails or what porn we like to watch etc, what do you reckon?
>>53828234
Because they vote lefty but get none of the immigrants. I think they literally do it out of spite because they secretly know immigrants are shitters. An age old scottish trick.
>>53828235
Pretty sure they meant the borders for people, not goods.
Anyway, it was a really shitely worded one, I wish someone made a better one instead of it being so crap
>>53828235
"Closing the borders" doesn't mean literally closing them down you autist
>>53828288
ah yeah i forgot i'm a scrawny prick studying a shit subject at a shit uni
>>53828312
hello darling~
@53828312
better luck next time
>>53828234
Germany had ONE MILLION immigrants in the last twelve months with an expected TEN MILLION on the way
>>53828270
nope it says we will contemplate discussing anything with over 100k signatures, not that they definitely will
>there's only two nonces left posting chinky cartoons
not too bad really
>>53828312
hi
>>53828263
good post
>>53828271
>>53828283
hello Ayano
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2EsdzZhLzi4
What exactly did he mean by this?
>>53828321
If youre not doing anything illegal, why are you so worried?
>>53828321
There are some VPN providers who accept payment via cash in mail.
You can also tumble your BTC or use https://mycelium.com/ to disguise your trails.
>>53828342
>ah yeah i forgot i'm a scrawny prick studying a shit subject at a shit uni
how did you know I doing that lad, creepy.
>>53828235
It means closing the borders in reference to the fucking refugees you literal spastic
Look at my flag. Now tell me, how fucking obsessed are you?
>>53828234
Scotland = Canada
England = USA
Support /brit/ in /int/ Battle of Generals
Vote here: https://poal.me/cudijb
Thread here: >>53828358
>>53828416
off yourself
>>53828416
What's Mexico?
>>53828482
fuck off with your meme shit