british edition
this is getting out of hand, I would really appreciate yanks fucking off
maisie.
malaise
BTFO
REKT
DESTROYED
Brush your teeth, you human filth.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2EsdzZhLzi4
what did he mean by this
Azusa
maisie
>sister is listening to Nicki Minaj - bees in the trap (?) very loudly
Kill me
Release the hounds
OBLITERATED
Yoko
Reminder to tolerate other cultures
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YmlVAG3MiRA&list=PL7AA46E25F40D5EF4&index=14
ONE MILLION IN THE LAST YEAR AND 10 MILLION EXPECTED
>>53829474
get me a pic of the other side just to see lad.
https://poal.me/cudijb
>brits getting BTFO in battle of the generals
Thinking of doing a wank. Give me some patrician porn ideas
BTFO
BTFO
BTFO
>>53829573
maybe later lad it's hidden away now
oh fugg lads
https://poal.me/cudijb
>both Charles and William will become King in your lifetime
>>53829592
foy fojf fonc fot
>>53829607
come on lad just whip it out and give me a good look.
>>53829558
likely a lesbian.
Welcome...
To Jurassic park
DO DO DO DO DO
DO DO DO DO DO
DO DO DO DO DO DO DOOOOO
DO DO DO DO DO
DO DO DO DO DO
DO DO DO DO DO DO DOOOOOO
>>53829622
who cares?
LSD lads
>>53829661
can't be bothered to fold it up again
https://poal.me/cudijb
https://poal.me/cudijb
https://poal.me/cudijb
new
gaggin for a shaggin
fuckin hell you lot are obsessed with us. i say that as a britboo even
TANG?
>>53829661
Yoko is probably the straightest of all the Kinmozas
Yoko > Karen > Alice > Shino > Ayaya
In terms of straightness
stop spamming the poll you bunch of plebs
>>53829721
foy foy
>>53829624
the monarchy will be abolished hopefully
Fuck sake, lads
I'm actually going to have to spend 160 quid and 12+ hours travelling to pick up my laptop etc from the police station before they destroy it all in 2 weeks
>>53829768
Rasheed
wherever i go i don't fit in
sometimes i don't even feel at home here
>>53829678
fuck off rasheed
this is our last chance at not embarrassing ourselves
>>53829733
GRASHING THIS DYNASTY
desiring a polish gf
>>53829708
alri lads no pressure.
>>53829737
relative non lesbian.
And also Jun desu lads- literally the best anime character of all time.
>>53829822
you do realise everyone hates /brit/?
>>53829649
>>53829156
hate these type of normie shit videos, he clearly isn't on 700ug of LSD. If anything (and I really doubt it's anything), he's on about 60ug.
Kyary
>>53829796
You have our queen on your money for fucks sake canada, are you not embarrassed? need you guys to leave commonwealth and become a republic when the queen dies please, then we might get a true debate started over here
>>53829907
Rasheed
>>53829822
It's a fucking poll on 4chan, sort your life out you sad prick
>>53829907
Rasheed
The monarchy is our gimmick
>>53829561
>YO DAWG WUS GOIN' OWN
Stopped watching there
>>53829971
B I R M I N G H A M
R
U
M
>tfw have an envelope filled with 1.3k
what do i spend it on lads?
haha how bent are american unis that you they have 'frats' lol, sound proper gay to me
>>53829901
shes wearing a quilt
>>53829887
have you watched it all?
taking 600 mics at the weekend
lads is it Brit-ian or Brit-ain
was having an argument about this earlier with a mait
>>53830026
Put it in the bank where it can actually earn interest you tube.
>>53830026
anime
>>53830026
cocaine
>>53830035
Pulls it off.
What time did you get up today?
amine
>>53830055
> that thing through the top of her nose
for fuck's sake she needs a good hard gassing, what an absolute runt
>>53830082
i have a student account, i don't earn interest on my munny
>>53829622
>>53829822
I voted for Norg because fuck you.
>it's a "Somerset and Lancashire use /brit/ as an instant messenger" thread
>>53830078
shit-stain
>mfw I used reverse psychology to get /lat/ to vote for /norgetråden/
>>53829869
>>53830002
>>53830086
>>53830179
It's cute.
>beg /cum/ to vote for /brit/
>current /brit/ is /shit/ edition
Enjoy that loss laddies.
>>53826591
lol?
>>53830206
lol
>>53829871
And with good cause. Just look at this thread.
>>53830026
more dakimakuras
>>53826591
You are guys are pretty Muslim now or something right? How long until you all just covert and go along with it?
>>53830129
4:30am, went to bed at about 8:30pm
getting betterer
Registered my account for Dolce Gusto, added promotional code, then they FUCKING DELETED MY ACCOUNT WHICH MEANS I DONT HAVE A FUCKING PROMOTIONAL CODE ANYMORE
NESCAFE YOU FUCKING TWATS
>>53830320
hahaha
>>53830319
lol
>>53830257
>"""""Culture"""""
@53830257
@53830311
FOY
>4chan contests
ultimate runt behaviour, cringeworthy
>>53830140
I love these, make me so fucking hard
alri lads
>>53830363
lol
>>53830311
lol
>>53830345
haha it is quite funny now that i think about it
gotta spend £20 and i get £10 off so wasnt that great anyway
was only a christmas present anyway :')
>>53830320
> drinking coffee instead of tea
>>53830257
Yes, lol.
here's my tea
19/1/2016
Who would you fug?
*Uncommon* four panel edition
Loving the extra traffic from you JFs, keep the money rolling into my piggy (haram) wiggy banky wanky.
>>53830155
>open ISA for free
>put money in it
>???
>earn tax-free profit
>>53830457
*grabs you by the head and shakes you violently*
>>53830457
All the essential food groups and more vitamins and minerals than you need.
Good lad.
>>53830316
Good lad
@53830179
foy
>>53830218
ur cute
>>53830469
polly desu
>>53830469
Polly of course.
Sue looks alright for her age though.
>Tea is the civilised man's drink.
>wearing one touchscreen glove and one weightlifting glove (that I never used to lift weights) because my hands are cold but I need my fingertips free to type
>>53830495
if you call 1% interest "earning"...
When I was 11 I thought a racist was someone who liked racecar driving, so I would tell people I'm a racist
>>53830469
I'd go birdwatching with Ralph.
Poleaboo is trying to figure out his next move
>>53830599
haha mental lad bet that caused a bit of confusion for people
>>53830599
Alri, Rinso?
>>53830552
u2
>>53830613
Rook-pawn to queen bish 4
https://youtu.be/j-dZ6ZxppOM
think i might make dinner again
>>53830592
Interest earned on money kept in an envelope in your room: 0%
another day wasted...
>>53830725
What are you going to make?
> you will never go to Morocco and trick 80 muslim girls into being your sexslaves
so fucking tired
What are we gonna do about all the bloody Yanks, lads?
>it's a JF obsess over us episode
>>53830752
ha ha
I don't care if football clubs are simply private businesses owned by private owners that paid for it themselves where they can pay their employees (footballers) as much as they choose...
...but the government should give footballers wages to the steel workers and soldiers!!!!!!!
what dindins should i make using beef mince lids
>>53830765
story?
Did you know that blacks wuz kangs n shiet?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epEQhxslprE
>>53830793
EATING A BURRITO WITH BY BARE HANDS IM BLOODY MENTAL
>>53830744
lad we're going to get inflation of 10% by the end of the year
>>53830835
Meatballs.
stephen hawking will die soon
>>53830916
with what
>>53830765
>Her shitty face
>>53830929
Your choice.
>>53830975
no you choose
>>53830756
ur nan
>mfw I purposefully got a bunch of generals to vote for /norgetråden/ by telling them to vote for /brit/
Enjoy your landslide of a loss, losers.
>>53830931
This story just got even better.
gabagool
>>53830931
>tfw sex addict like Philippe
>>53830994
Pasta and some kind of tomato-based sauce.
>>53830753
her mouth looks like my arsehole after i've paid an escort £150 to fist it
>>53831000
You didn't need to do that. /brit/ is easily the shittest general on /int/ anyway. Only Brits and a handful of autistic shits would vote for them.
>>53830931
fucking top kek
>>53830931
>"I will take you to Belgium, but first let me ejaculate and piss on you"
like that was ever going to end well for them
>In February 2013, the Criminal Court of Brussels sentenced Servaty to 18 months for "debauchery or prostitution of a minor", "degrading treatment" and "exhibition and distribution pornographic images".
jesus he got off pretty lightly to be honest
>>53831000
What vote?
>>53831053
lol
ANNA
hahahaha lads
>>53831100
>jesus he got off pretty lightly to be honest
Were they even underaged? What other crimes did he actually commit?
Lads should I
>finish the second song for my EP
>message a bunch of girls who have matched with me on POF
>shitpost on /brit/ ad nauseum and have at least two wanks
I think we know which one it's going to be!!!
>I don't care if football clubs are simply private businesses owned by private owners that paid for it themselves where they can pay their employees (footballers) as much as they choose...
...but the government should give footballers wages to the steel workers and soldiers!!!!!!!
>>53831148
amateur
>>53831034
>tomato-based sauce
i'll probably have to go buy one baka
>>53831174
Finish your EP and send it to the girls on POF and then post the results on /brit/ (this constitutes shitposting)
my hate for burgerland is irrational and unhealthy
think i may have a problem
I voted for Norg
I don't want to see /brit/ as a "winner"
>>53831219
got like 5 songs to do lad not gonna finish it off tonight
they'll all hate it anyway they all like kings of leon haha plebs am i right
>I don't care if football clubs are simply private businesses owned by private owners that paid for it themselves where they can pay their employees (footballers) as much as they choose...
>...but the government should give footballers wages to the steel workers and soldiers!!!!!!!
>>53831226
They have some cool stuff over there tbf. Shame they're mostly insufferable twats though.
what's this contest between /brit/ and /norge/?
>>53831232
>doesnt want to see his team win
Fuck off bender
>>53831174
>>finish the second song for my EP
Is it a banger?
got some funny tinder pics to show you today lads
some right wronguns on that app
have you got any little edits in the pipeline
>>53831206
What do you have in? You could grill them, like koftas and have that wth something.
>>53831174
>Hey everyone I'm kat I'm 25 from cheadle which is a lovely little place in chesire I'm currently looking for friends maybe more when I'm ready I like guys who are a bit different so have tattoos piercings beards generally people who don't want to look like everyone else I currently don't work due to illness which I'll state for you
>Anxiety disorder picking disorder depression and ocd I'm really quite poorly but that doesn't mean I don't want to work it means I'm not fit to so please don't judge me by that!
>I'm a goth who loves to express myself in my style and my music I have 7 tattoos and 6 piercings
>If you wish to know more just ask
why do i even bother with this shit
>>53831302
>a spooky ghost face
>>53831335
sure lad lol
i mean, it's a banger if you like shoegaze lol
who /lethalbizzle/ here?
Think (hope) this one is just a joke lol
>>53831355
>Koftas
Rasheed
>>53831357
>love to express myself
>tattoos and piercings
...
HE is here
i repeat
HE
is here
>>53831357
>picking disorder
did she work at amazon or something
alri lads got a few hours of not being a slave before i sleep and start it all again haha
>tfw got a banging idea in how to invest
>>53831420
whats my name now
>>53831351
Still working on this font business atm *puts my hand on your shoulder as if to say it'll be alright*
>>53831405
>golden Wales
literally instantly discard anyone who has phrases like "lethalbizzle" in their vocabulary
>>53831420
POW
>>53831408
ye m8
>>53831423
Bring her over here lad, I'll sort her out ;-)
What is your "oh shit i have a problem" song /brit/?
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4kWpi2HnPU
mine is the axel F theme, always help me think clearly
>>53831420
>>53831476
>>53831475
grime is good but lethal is a shit insufferable twat
went shit after pow tbqh
>>53831232
we're literally the most popular thread on 4chan, playing with gay polls is runt behaviour
>>53831357
>I voted for Norg
>I don't want to see /brit/ as a "winner"
>>53831564
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGt_JGHYEO4
This ALWAYS helps me think clearly
>>53831569
>grime is good
>>53831488
do you want this one instead pal?
>>53831455
getting annoyed
>>53831355
not even sure, i'll go look in a bit
might just do the pasta desu
>>53831618
what you chattin about senpai just got on /int/
How do you introduce yourselves to new people? I go by class. Upper and upper middles get a "How do you do?". The middle classes get a "Hello, very pleased to meet you" and the working classes get an "alright?"
>>53831626
>web design
literally how is this a degree
>>53831442
haha yes I am
>>53831655
every single one of those normie fuckers gets a good REEEEEE in the face with me, I don't care where they're from.
>>53831655
"hey hows it going"
>>53831609
>tfw someone remembers my gimmick
>>53831655
>introducing yourself to new people
Where do you think you are homie?
>>53831626
Me on the right
>>53831655
hello, what anime do you like. thank you.
>>53831569
absolute pleb, police on my back is a tune
>>53826591
most americans don't even know the uk exists
>>53831655
is britain literally japan?
>>53831655
what's good my nigga?
@53831754
FOY
might overdose lads, i'd only have to swallow a handful, get pissed and i'd be on the other side
>>53831714
this is a just shy of normie general m8
>grime is good
translation: "i am a white child"
>>53831626
>Panromantic
Read that as Panorama before wondering what the fuck she was on about, still don't know what she's on about
>>53831761
Would you say that to a black person?
>>53831626
wow heshe sure sounds like a stable human being
>>53831672
uhhh dont knock that shit im a web designer though i didnt study a degree for it lol fuck that
>>53831812
>She
>>53831828
it's like a module at most desu
>>53831801
what does that even mean
i hate this fucking website
>>53831780
handful of what
>>53831759
are japan also class obsessed?
its died down here over the last few decades tbqh
>>53831844
ahh right fair dos, yeah uni is a joke anyway tbqh cause there's like harry potter degrees now isn't there? fuck this gay earth lol
>>53831854
clozapine
test
>>53831759
How so?
These people would get an "alright?" or, more likely, ignored as I quickly walk ff in the opposite direction.
>>53831885
icles lool
>>53831860
>its died down here over the last few decades
Lower middle class poster detected. Literally everyone else still cares about it.
went to /tv/ and found this image
>>53831759
There are parallels, in geography, history and culture. It shouldn't be surprising that turn-of-the-20th-century japs were huge britaboos
is this really what britain looks like nowadays?
can't help but do a little chuckle whenever I see the word "janny" or "student"
hahaha
my mate enjoys the band Five Finger Death Punch but dislikes pop music
????????????>>53831917
>>53831921
that's me
>>53831913
lmfao
>>53831860
The UK is the only country in the world where large segments of the middle and upper middle classes consider themselves to be working class.
I have no idea why.
rate lads
think a new client of mine had the eye for me she was copying my hand movements when i was talking haha milf
>>53831931
yeah
Drugs? Nah, I'm not a lowlife *swigs pint*
>>53831950
Source?
>>53831931
Welcome to Bradford
>>53831931
>Asian & Afro-Caribbean groceries
If by Britain, you mean west London then yes.
>>53831931
in bradford/leicester and other shit midlands/northern places it literally does look like that. not even a meme at this point lol
>>53831816
yep
>Got a Star Wars fancy dress coming up
>Can't find a Scout trooper/Biker costume anywhere
sm h
>>53831931
HAHAHA LOOK AT ALL THE MUSLIMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>53829907
They should have kept the Red Ensign.
Their current Flag is gay.
>Same with ours.
Just ordered a body pillow lads
it's not a war on drugs it's a war on personal freedom
>>53831931
That's south west London.
>>53832015
>northern
literally what the fuck is london mate
>>53832005
>>53832015
>dialing code on the shop is 020 8
That's London and you know it
>>53831917
from my experience at rustler group uni and corporate office work the divide is bbc english and commoners doesnt get much deeper than that
Just got invited to my friends' wedding in Spain. Shame I'm skint, would be class.