[eurobeat softens] edition
Who /insomniac/ here? :^)
nth for don't bully
>>53814958
>>53815028
time 2 sleep
First day of morning classes soon. I'll miss you, free time.
>>53815071
here's your bed
>>53815097
the dead negro in the sky bought you your last precious day
did you make the most of it?
Daily reminder that animeposters will be the first to go when the worldwide revolution happens
>>53815097
Best of luck, anon.
>>53815097
reminder to take it easy and get plenty of sleep anon
>>53815121
I spent a large amount of it reading a yuri manga. Some of it was productive though.
>>53815163
Thanks, anon.
>>53815170
I won't be sleeping till after classes this semester. At least that's the plan.
>>53815217
Citrus?
>>53815245
Yes.
>>53815217
thats a good plan anon but i think i can help improve it
just nudge that 0 hours a little up to like 7 or 8
wow its like the same plan but much better
>>53815365
Very funny, anon. There was only maybe 2 day last semester I did no sleep. And they were both test days.
This semester should hopefully be consisted 5-8 at least.
>>53815265
I don't know how you did it all in one day. I probably would have dropped it if I had to handle all of that in such a short time.
>>53815708
I didn't finish it all yet. I'm on chapter 17.
I like to marathon things.
>>53815502
>This semester should hopefully be consisted 5-8 at least.
6-8*
>>53815912
Maybe if you could make me not procrastinate anything. Taking that into account and how often I'll have to readjust my sleep, it's probably more like 3-8.
>>53816050
you just have to stay strong anon, you can do it
>it's probably more like 3-8.
it hasnt even begun yet, don't cut back already!
Any daddy's /cum/mies into networking? Asked in one of the prior threads but left it before it 404'd.
Getting Cisco CCNA soon (Routing & Switching), was wondering what the job market is for networking, and if getting my CCNP will bump up my position significantly.
>>53815097
m-me too
Time for another fun filled semester
If you sleep 18 hours and feel like you could keep sleeping does it mean you're dying?
Waiting for le bus
A black cripple just sat next to me
I'm honored to be in such a hero's presence
>>53821590
call him a nigger
Qt alert
>>53821640
She's a grill. I respect her way too much to call her such a deragatory term. I can only imagine the hardships in her life that I, as a straight white male, will never understand
>>53821590
call him a nigger
>>53821739
tell her a stranger told you to call her a nigger and then what you said here
cripple pussy on the menu tonight boys
Peeing buds
>>53821882
>>53821744
I'll keep it in mind for next time
Send help
>FUCKING under -20 degrees Celsius when I woke up
>get up early at 7 to go to my first class this semester
>I GO TO THE WRONG FUCKING CLASS
>ITS ACTUALLY ON THURSDAY
>I SAT THERE 30 MINUTES AND LOOKED LIKE A FUCKING IDIOT WHEN I LEFT
>WASTED FUCKING 4 HOURS AND SPENT THE MORNING IN THIS FUCKING FREEZING SHITHOLE
Honestly fuck Uni, I'm going to be tens of thousands of denbts learning useless shit. Last semester was the most boring period of my life and I learned absolutely nothing at this "top tier" school, a complete joke
Who /angry/ here?
Waiting for my mom to pick me up lads
>>53822141
should've peed on her
what can you tell me about arkansas
>>53822515
not much
>>53822586
i need some arkansas memes
>>53818127
4 states, not 2
Theres a qt next to me pls help
>>53822458
That be rude and oppressive
I've got only one (1) ES.
I will be watching anime and playing video games today. Should I consume it while watching anime or while playing video games?
ONLY AMERICANS ARE ALLOWED TO REPLY TO THIS POST
>tfw met this qt girl on an airplane
>exchanged numbers and hugged when we arrived and promised to meet up again one day
>literally the happiest I've felt in years
>tfw woke up and now my day is ruined
I'm so unbelievably lonely
>>53822684
vidya of course
>>53822752
FUCK OFF! My morning was much worse>>53822420
And I was having a good dream as well but I completely forgot it
>some retarded video i made 2 years ago suddenly shot up in views
>analytics all say they came from reddit
>>53822684
vidya
give me a (You) finland poster
>>53822907
Snow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYdmJDQKYcw&feature=youtu.be
>>53823128
THIS GUY IS STILL UPLOADING VIDEOS? HOLY FUCK KEK
>19 days into 2016
>still lonely
i thought 2016 was the year of the gf
>>53822851
>literal hivemind
You can bet whoever posted it said they made it.
>>53823442
post your photo
>tfw perfect schedule
feels good not to have class on fridays
Good morning everyone!!!
What do you guys have planned today?
I'm gonna be waiting on a phone call, and playing some Warframe.
reminder that communists work in the best interest of the majority
>>53824378
why does leonardo dicaprio look like lenin? did you fucks plan this?
>>53824256
filing my taxes
>flipping through TurboTax
>get to state taxes
>message pops up
>Texas doesn't require you to file a state return. >mfw
>>53821739
fuck off creepshot
dead DC
>>53825926
Fuck. i'm in mass
>>53822612
I'm from Arkansas if you're still here, what do you want to know?
There's a qt Asian grill next to me, but I just saw that she is browsing reddit
Drop or nah?
>>53826784
Like 4chan is any better
>>53826784
Show her /int/
>>53826883
>>53826784
PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN
TIMESTAMP CREEP SHOT NAO
>>53826784
because a girl who browses 4chan is the kind you want, right
having a cheeky toke
>>53826982
Don't encourage shitty behavior
>>53826946
You know it isn't.
We all wade through shit posts all day for a cozy line of conversation every once in a while.
>>53827045
"Hey anon look at this old meme I found"
>shitting dick nipples
Anybody else not poop nearly as much as they should?
I'm trying to get more fiber in my diet but I just can't poop. Doesn't feel like I need to most of the time so I don't think it's constipation
>>53827892
good post
>>53827881
drink more water, remember to balance fiber with some protein so you don't get blockage.
caranimaizusersh
>>53827892
all not me
FOR THE QUEEN
>>53827987
Tell me who he is
How has Obamacare NEGATIVELY impacted healthcare in the United States? What can be done to improve the Affordable Healthcare Act?
FOB
>>53827954
What did we tell you about posting creepshots?
>Don't
>Over and over again
>Fucking don't
>>53828026
FORWARD OPERATING BASE
>>53827881
>poop
FOY
>>53828028
I'm new to this general
Never had anyone say this to me
>>53828042
[D-Walker beeps]
alri
>>53828025
>How has Obamacare NEGATIVELY impacted healthcare in the United States?
Pharmaceutical companies and hospitals inflate prices knowing that everyone's mandatory insurance will cover it and make everyone involved more money. It's a literal racket. Like how colleges keep increasing the price of textbooks every year because they know kids have to pay for them with student loans.
>>53828088
Don't post creepshots.
>>53827954
You said you'd stop posting creepshots
>>53827967
water is just about all I drink but im trying
>>53828144
Didn't expect to get a real response back. Thanks man.
Before you even realize you're wrapped around my finger it will already be up your bum
>>53828222
Yes it is.
Sneaking a pic of someone unknowingly and posting it on here is a creepshot.
>>53828144
>>53828251
Or how flight schools charge a crazy amount for classes knowing most students are using the GI bill.
Exploitation at its finest.
>>53828222
You know damn well its a creepshot and you said multiple times that you'd never do it again
>>53828361
Exactly. The second a business realizes their consumers are using government money, they milk that shit for all it's worth. Knowing that the people without government money get screwed with higher prices and debt, but still making shitloads from a never ending supply of taxpayer money redirected.
>>53827045
>triggered
>>53828420
Yes it is.
We've been over this.
If you aren't LMM, then just drop it. This is the shit that earned him a bad rep, deservedly.
Why do you still like girls?
I hate /cum/, you guys never reply to me, maybe I will pretend to be a girl next time to get attention
>>53828613
That's what I do. Don't steal my gig.
>>53828598
Hardwired that way. Tbqfh I'd rather fuck men and hang out with bros and not give a shit.
But alas, I am attracted to the crazier sex.
>>53828580
Proofs?
You guys tip right?
What's the best Simpsons episode?
>>53828580
just don't even engage with them
>>53828664
Just give in bro, you will feel better for sure. Better sex as well.
https://poal.me/cudijb
https://poal.me/cudijb
v-vote for you british brothers please
yurocucks are voting for norway
![1252118482202[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/Cjlygfx.png "1252118482202[1].png")
>>53828877
If I think of a naked woman, I become erect.
If I think of a naked man, I do not.
>inb4 traps are just girls with dicks
They aren't.
>>53828912
Why? You guys hate us and don't tell me its just banter.
hello, i've only ever met one black person
is the following article accurate?
http://www.thetreeofliberty.com/vb/showthread.php?165232-quot-What-it-s-Like-to-Teach-Black-Students-quot
serious question
>>53828656
It's my gig now, you can't steal the oldest gig known on the internet anyway
>>53828779
Who wants to know?
>>53828912
Fuck off, I voted for Norway. You folks are dicks to us in /brit/ with your "FOY" shit.
So fuck off, Brit.
>>53828912
I gotchu bruh.
North Atlantic Alliance 4 lyfe
>>53828966
>>53829000
>muricans literally can't comprehend banter
FOY
>>53829008
top lad
>>53828945
Well try thinking of a naked woman while having sex with a naked man in real time. That's what I do.
>>53829000
>letting Scandinavians win
Shame on you.
>>53828912
Voted for Norway.
Thank you for bringing this poll to my attention.
>>53829056
>spamming FOY without any other content is banter
Terrible banter desu. At least provide some wit with it
>>53828912
Thanks. Voted for Norway.
>playing Roller Coaster Tycoon 2
>charge guests 50 cents to use the bathroom
>>53829633
>study abroad in yuropoorland
>places unironically charge people to use bathrooms
/brit/ faggots don't even let us post without spamming FOY (fuck off yank) repeatedly. Vote Norgetråden: https://poal.me/cudijb
Btfo
>give people (you)'s and ask questions
>they dont respond back
I'm calling hiro up and complaining, fuck /cum/
>>53814771
Probably shit clubs 2bh
London's clubbing scene is the best it's been in a long time.
>>53829788
literally who?
>"gibbe free shit cause i'm black"
Hmm
What can be done to imrpove obamacare
>>53830186
It could be abolished
Then maybe my old, superior, cheaper health insurance policy that I was supposed to get to keep will be offered by my old provider again
>200 word essay due next week
>haven't even started yet
i'm fucked
>>53830296
Nice meme, try 250
>>53830296
200 words? Is your professor a slave driver?
hey
do you feel that you never will have girlfriend in the future?
i used to imagine my life with a qt asian gf but from a weeks... i dont imagine nothing, why?
is it a libido problem ?
or is it the REALITY?
>>53830436
reality
>>53830436
They're too expensive and I don't have a job.
>>53830436
were you in /asean/ a bit ago?
>>53830619
yes
>>53830503
did you lost the hope?
>>53830436
>asian
drop that and change it to "any"
If you get too specific you'll never get one. Chances are you'll end up with a local woman someday. No matter how many years spent thinking you hate local women.
Besides, people who chase after other people based on race alone are nothing but shit tier fetishists.
>>53830436
Just hang in there man. Some girl will probably come into your life at some point and you will become entirely fixated on here. Maybe it'll work, maybe it won't, but just keep moving forward. Or you might be gay.
>>53830683
My only work experience is in restaurants and I'm having a hard time getting new work with just that on my resume.
I've got an interview in a few days though, it's looking up.
>>53830436
Stop worrying Jorge.. Work on making yourself better.. hit the gym, read more, don't spend too much time in this cesspool of depression and feels.. Then your time will come for a gf, but then you will find that you will be plagued with a new set of problems because a gf is not a pet it is a human with its own desires and ambitions that may or may not include you..
Also your attitude is super needy and neurotic.. You are an example of what happens when you try to make water flat by using a hot iron, by trying to make it flat you only make it more wavey.. focus on building a better you is what I'm trying to say puto.
>>53830739
i'm not gay, im tired of this life, i jerk off my dick with girls since i was 12 yo
>>53830686
asian was an example
i would have a white girlfriend too
>>53830987
but did you lost the hope of get gf?
are you virgin?
>>53831118
okey but it's hard
>>53831433
Are you the 13cm penis guy
This is some next level autism
>>>/r9k/25849587
>>53831433
If all great things were easy to come by everyone and their mama would be a superhero.
>>53831480
And people say /r9k/ isn't a good board
>>53814771
We're literally riddled with bars and clubs desu.
>>53831909
>>53831969
>>53831969
This is great lol.
>taking 3 labs this semester + research
>one lab takes 6 hours and you have to come in after hours to run NMR/chromatography/etc
>had a genuine, magical courage come over me to talk to a pale qt with dark hair and blue eyes in class
>she has a boyfriend
>my research lab adviser cannot speak english
>everytime I sweep and windex my floor a wave of dirt and grime comes in from nowhere just days later
>talked to another qt
>she has a boyfriend
>my feet hurt and I keep farting
do I have to put both keys into the power outlet, or is one socket efficient?
>>53831480
That was beautiful
>CHINKADIANS
WHEN WILL THE EVER LEARN??
>>>/o/14271276
>>53831969
>>53832037
>>53831909
This is amazing
>somebody actually typed this
>>53832708
I highly recommend you read the whole thing
>>53832785
I know what I'm doing later then
In what circumstance would you raise another man's son?
>>53833605
if it was my brother's, and he passed away, or something made it so he couldn't take care of him
that is about it
>>53833605
If I liked his mom. It's not beta or cuck to do that memes aside
As long as I also got to have kids with her I'd be fine
>>53833605
If my son and his wife died, I would raise my grandson.
>>53832785
where can i find it ?
>>53833605
if his mom is a qt milf i dont see the problem
but he never would my son
It's almost 1 and I just woke up
I have to get ready for work in 3 and a half hours
How do I cope with this
>>53826784
make her browse /int/
slowly though
be very subtle about
want to try coke and weed but i have no drug connections 2bh
Good morning. Hope everyones heart is aching as much as it should be.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EmwmtC7U8Ws
might take a nap
>being this slow
>>53824256
maybe laundry, dishes, and crying when I get home
probably just crying and alcohol though
>>53836587
Okay that pic made me spit out my coffee, it's not even that funny.
>>53828976
Yes, this is pretty accurate
>>53828976
Generally, yes. I'm in Texas, and blacks here really have no issue with hispanics specifically, and they aren't ever more than a third of any schools population. Much like women (I know there's an article somewhere of a brit chick who decided to start an all-female production firm, the result was a total shit-show), black people are mostly fine until they reach a sort of "critical mass", at which point they become fucking insane. This happens for men/whites/whatever as well, don't get me wrong, but they way they go crazy has been so well-known for so long that most of our societal institutions are designed to mitigate it.
Source, my mom was a teacher and they gave them all a special course specifically on how to control black kids. I'm not even racist, that's just how it is.
>>53837367
>they gave them all a special course specifically on how to control black kids
top kek
>>53833605
If I already have kids of my own and I'm adopting because the wife doesn't want to push anymore out, If I'm a godfather of the kid and the parents die, and >>53833705
>>53828976
Completely. My high school was half black.
The honors courses were only 10 percent black.
The normal courses were borderline useless due tk nigger disruptions
>>53837937
>The normal courses were borderline useless due tk nigger disruptions
God Christ. Fucking this.
What a bunch of drama whores.
This girl I'm talking to has a sailor jerry rum logo and the words ''be present'' tattooed on her body. Is this a red flag?
>>53835744
Adderall is better than coke, you'll probably get ripped off your first time buying unless you know dude
>>53833605
>sister's son, his father dies
>brother's son, both his parents die
>extremely good friend know's they're dying and asks me
Whether this would ever actually happen is questionable, but I'd do it if they legit had no family to give him to.
>friend dies suddenly, son is gonna go into foster care
for the right woman I MIGHT consider it, but for most a young kid would be a deal breaker, I've heard/seen too many horror stories
>>53838130
No, it's a Sailor Jerry Rum tattoo with words?
>>53838202
No the words are on her wrist. The Sailor Jerry tattoo is on her thigh.
>>53837937
>The normal courses were borderline useless due tk nigger disruptions
Yeah, we barely got anything done in half my classes because of this
>>53838304
Okay, still don't see how you could mistake either of those images for a red flag, maybe you need glasses anon.
So there I was in Edmonton lads, and I stumbled across a group of drunk hicks who were getting aggressive and it was hilarious! Even if they are legitimately dangerous, you just cannot take an angry Canadian seriously because their accent is just so funny!
How do we fix this? Canadians will never be taken seriously otherwise.
Setting up a 5-6 person game of Settlers of Catan tonight homies, anyone want to play?
>>53837937
This as well.
Through all four years of highschool, I only took two "regular" classes, and they were both jokes. Though it wasn't really due to blacks specifically, and it wasn't quite as bad as in the article, there were some... incidents.
Once, a kid basically stopped class for three minutes because he thought Kanye followed him on Twitter, was running around and yelling. Then someone checked, turned out it was just a fan account, so like three other people started running around yelling "BTFO", shit like that. This was at 8 AM.
The Mexicans weren't much better, half of them could barely speak English(this isn't typical to be fair) and just huddled in one corner whispering, the ones who spoke English well just joined in on the darkie shit, and most of the white people just egged on the loud blacks. There was one other chill guy in the class, wasn't especially smart but a cool dude, I gave him answers for everything, he made sure that, while I was napping, nobody accidentally punched me while having a dance-off (I wish I was being racist).
IT'S FINALLY FUCKING SNOWING
AND IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO SO UNTIL TOMORROW MORNING
>>53838712
it'll all melt soon
Terrapin Station
in the shadow of the moon
Terrapin Station
and I know we'll be there soon
Terrapin - I can't figure out
Terrapin - if it's an end or the beginning
Terrapin - but the train's got its brakes on
and the whistle is screaming: TERRAPIN
>>53838447
kill all canadians leave none alive kill all canadians
Moving to Sweden soon.
>>53838753
SHUT THE FRONT DOOR
>>53838889
Winter is almost over. It's getting warm out.
Winters in general are getting warm. Many geese don't even bother to fly south.
Live shitposting: https://livebunker.rocks/chat/int
>>53838853
And stay out liberal scum
>>53839144
Need more Americans in here to balance out the Brits
>>53838820
Literally the most sensible suggestion I've ever seen, good idea.
>>53839322
leave none alive purge the poutine kill them all
cum lol
>>53839530
Jeff goldblum.gif
>>53814771
none heh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INeEL3Vbw_M
>>53839530
>>53814771
>Burgers can enter Mexico w/o a visa
>Mexicans can't enter the US w/o a visa
explain this
>>53840645
americans don't usually want to stay forever in mexico
>>53840645
odds are we're not going to be staying in Mexico for too long
on the other hand there are a ton of Mexicans who would probably want to permanently stay in the US. so we need a visa system to be able to wrangle them when they overstay
>>53840645
Mexicans keep illegally immigrating here but there are a bunch of Americans trying to illegally immigrate to Mexico
>>53838645
That's just a taste of what it's like having more than two classes with those obtuse chucklefucks, I can tell you that much without driving myself into a rut of rambling for the next couple of /cum/ threads.
I wish I paid attention in class, or at least finished my work in time, instead of being the lazy fuck that I was, playing video games like I was going to die if I put down a controller or keyboard.
Of course, not all of them (a very small amount I can count on my fingers) were like those howling monkeys, I was even friends with some.
>>53840724
*there aren't a bunch of Americans
>>53814771
those are pretty much brothels with all those drunk slags desu
>>53840783
I never expected you guys to be so modest, then again, it could be because a lot of your whore houses are "changing" capital.
Why is it that whenever I flirt with a girl they're completely oblivious or they just have chemistry with me
I am a fucking charming and sociable person and am good looking, is that too much to offer
>>53840891
it became a giant brothel with all those gullible american teens visiting with their parents
>>53840938
News flash man you're not any of those things.
>>53839045
>winters in general are getting warm
where were you in 2013 & 14?
>>53840938
If you can think of even one charming, sociable, good looking person you just didn't get along with, you've answered your own question.
Suicide squad will be hella frickin epic
>>53841137
hahahAHAHAHA, mommy's gonna freak!
>>53841137
I can't fucking wait for that movie to release so I can shitpost on /tv/ about it.
>>53814771
what is this pic implying?
>>53841137
>>53837937
I guess I got lucky because there weren't too many incidents in my high school. There were a couple of minority students that would blame failing classes on teachers being racist towards them. But there were also whites that would come up with broader reasons. This one white girl in one of my science classes blamed failing the class on her being a girl and the teacher being a homosexual. Even though there wasn't any prove that the guy was gay.
>>53841397
The absolute madman
>>53841301
You can and should say that about literally every movie ever.
>>53841397
>tfw you will never be such an artistic genius deconstructing post modern life in such a profound way
>>53828976
ive got some black people in one of my university courses (they're football players) and this article is pretty accurate
they seem to have no concept of raising their hand and waiting for permission to speak. they'll just immediately answer the teacher's questions, even if their answer doesn't make much sense. they have weird morals too
>>53841397
what a horrible thread
>>53838159
>tfw perscription
>>53828976
>do Teach for America in a shithole
>everyone is a nigger
surprise surprise
I have half black cousins and they exceed my accomplishments in every category.
>>53842817
>half black cousins
ayyy
your a nigger
>>53842881
Still whiter than you senpai
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6TzKs2FRp4
should it happen?
>>53842981
No all of my relatives are white
>tfw no Revolutionary war happenings happened in your area
>tfw no Civil war happenings happened in your area
>tfw no major American heroes from your area
>tfw the most historical thing to ever happen in your area was finding a giant lump of coal
I wish I lived in New England
>forgetting about greenland AGAIN
i unironically like California
>>53843041
>slavs
>white
Yeah sure.
>>53843027
Is this done by The Onion or something?
I don't care about DC but I'd like to move Michigan's capital to the straits of Mackinac. Lansing is just about as ghetto as anywhere in SE Michigan.
>>53843211
You stop that this instant.
this general thread sucks ass
>>53843468
greenland is in north america you stupid f*ck.
>>53843516
Please come here and tell this Canadian to fuck off: https://livebunker.rocks/chat/int
>>53843516
pls join America
>>53843647
>florida in charge of geography
>>53843041
D-da, Tartar conquests are a filthy lie perpetrated by Russophobes!
>>53843239
It was done by the guy in a tongue in cheek gesture
>>53843516
>>53843696
This.
[spoiler]I assume Greenland has 50,000 people, otherwise statehood is a no go :^([/spoiler]
>tfw you hit her with the litmus and she comes correct
