i lost my virginity on friday, got my first kiss about two weeks ago. both to the same gorgeous gal. i was so high on endorphins the past couple of days that i felt creatively inspired and decided to turn it into a musical
here's the full play: http://imgur.com/a/fpfty
ill be posting it page by page in this thread as well so let me know what you think
>>25849587
page 2 of kissless virginity the musical
>>25849608
page 3 of kissless virginity the musical
my dude, what the fuck are you doing
This is absolutely fucking weird
But I could write you a score if you were willing to pay for it
Oh god what.
Fuckingorigonialcomment
This is amazing. Posting in an epic bread, hi mom!
>>25849620
4/39 of kissless virginity the musical
>>25849769
page 5/39 of kissless virginity the musical
>>25849769
You fucking loser, get out non virgin.
>>25849587
holy fuck op. do you plan on actually performing this?
>>25849799
Oh god why
orignal
>>25849587
I fucking love it. Fuck the haters, let's smash some social norms with art.
>>25849799
page 6/39 of kissless virginity the musical
>>25849846
possibly
If this goes main stream it will only prove you're a tremendously large faggot that places too much importance on the meme and is ruining being a Virgin for everyone.
In a jewish perspective it's good for being shit.
You're a faggot.
>>25849927
page 7/39
>>25849899
thanks man
>>25849946
page 8/39
>>25849945
why so mean?
>>25849799
I'm getting Elliot Rodger vibes tbqh
>>25849982
this autism is reaching levels that should not be possible
you need to stop dude
>>25849982
page 9/39
>>25849984
no way man, never
post faster, faggotron. I'm judging you here and considering presenting this to a live audience
aaalllllrighty thenlol not original
>>25850033
page 10/39
>>25850012
lol its not that autistic
lel send it to Matt and Trey just for kicks since you obviously put some serious thought into this
I'm sure they would at least appreciate it
I want to look away but I can't.
i don't get what the fuck is this. i'm on page 11 or something and i haven't laughed at anything or thought anything about it
dang that makes me hate my life even more, but it is good as hell
>>25849587
So where the fuck is the music, Andrew Lloyd?
>>25850069
>lol its not that autistic
what font are you using! please tell me.
>>25850069
page 11/39
>>25850036
im trying but the middle row of my keyboard isnt working so i have to use on screen keyboard. its slow.
here is full play http://imgur.com/a/fpfty
le reddit was here
>>25850069
>lol its not that autistic
Yes, it is. Why would you even think of doing this?
>OC this righteous
don't stop op, I might still be able to find my sides somewhere in this room
I like it, but I think it would be better if it were funnier.
>>25850136
page 12/39
>>25850124
Avenir Book
>>25850098
its mostly serious with a few jokes sprinkled in. remember its a true story. real life isn't always exciting
>>25849587
I'ml e g i t i m a t e l ycrying laughing. What the fuck, man?
>>25849946
>no ralphie introduction scene
>no intro where ralphie sings about how things can get better
>Just Be Yourself isn't ralphie's introductory number?
OP what the fuck are you doing, are you even trying?
>>25849620
>Ay caramba, can't you guys just surf??
I'm losing it my man, please post all of it
I gotta get some popcorn
>Expecting me to read all that bullshit
>>25849587
Bwhajahahahahahagahagagagagagagahahahahahahahajajahahahagsfssqgag
>>25850235
>http://imgur.com/a/fpfty
Not OP, but here you go.
>>25850207
page 13/39
>>25850148
dude i went 26 years without sex give me a break
Op when you're this absolutely ridiculously autistic I'm finding it hard to believe you got laid, and even harder to believe that she was "gorgeous"
holy shit. i fucked up by reading ahead because i got bored and i spoiled myself some good shit. fucking hsit
>>25850259
hmmm true
post pics op
>>25850255
b-but i thought it was oc
OP LIED TO US?
>>25850258
page 14/39
>>25850259
>I'm finding it hard to believe you got laid, and even harder to believe that she was "gorgeous"
well i did, and she was, bucko
>>25850289
>>25850289
pictures faggott
>>25850279
oh, never mind it's in the OP.
i'm a retard ignore me OP, thanks for the cool story.
>>25850279
It is. He uploaded it to Imgur.
>>25850279
bro that link is in my first post
>>25850289
15/39
>>25850289
>lying on an incognito chinese painting website
pathetic
>>25850321
16/39
this is where it starts picking up
>>25850321
>be yourself
>(gotta be confident man)
someone please produce and air this
>>25850341
17/39
>>25850303
no
>>25850330
whatever
Hello, talented screenwriter here. I would love to make a television show about losing your virginity.
>>25850383
>>25849587
OP I'm an actor looking for work. Maybe I can have a role and we can turn this into a movie.
>>25850370
18/39
my keyboard started working all the sudden so ill be able to post faster now
>tfw you'll never make a guy feel so energentic and happy by fucking him that he writes an entire fucking musical about the event
I'll be the cameraman
>>25850414
19/39
>>25850383
>>25850407
my email is listed at the end of the play, feel free to contact me
Hey OP, George Lucas here. I'm very interested in your story, and I would love to make a movie about it
>>25850407
That would be great. I wanted to make some adjustments though. I want his lady friend, to be a boy friend. Just to fit in with modern needs.
>>25850435
20/39
>>25850439
yeah, sure i believe you, george. pfft.
i finished reading it op. so this actually happend to you as depicted? lmao
>>25850449
21/39
glad to see most of you like it so far
>>25850439
No, I am the real George Lucas. Don't believe this imposter.
>>25850069
I hope I pass in my sleep
>>25850452
yep! don't spoil it for anyone though please
>>25850467
22/39
>>25849587
Dont know, didnt see, but I bet OP is a faggot.
>>2580452
Yes, of course
>>25850474
This is the real George Lucas, I know because I'm Michael Bay
>>25850444
Can she be black?
>>25850157
I've seen this on reddit before.
>>25850483
please stay for questions after you finish posting it
>39 pages of this
>all because OP had sex for the first time
>>25850498
Yes he can be black. It's a male. The main character has to be a homosexual. A tremendous faggot, to be precise.
>>25850424
This is why men are superior. We actually create shit, autistic or not this is pretty fucking funny.
>>25850483
23/39
obviously there wasn't an "audience plant" in real life lol. that was a product of my imagination. keyboard broken again fuck
>>25850435
Man, I was semi-joking, but I seriously want to get into the film industry. That being said, we are on /r9k/ and people only remember us for Pepe and Elliot Roger. I'd love to be a part of this, but I feel like I would be jeopardizing my reputation from the very start of my career...
>>25850524
I get what you say. Main character will be a gay dude, so Rebbeca will have to be converted into Robert or something... but why end there, if we can make him a FtM transexual? And black, of course
>>25850529
why the fuck are you quoting that at me faggot? I'm not even a girl. I wish I could motivate people with sex like girls could though.
>>25850530
Someone get this faggot a keyboard
>>25850516
yeah of course
>>25850530
24/39
>>25850592
Great, great. We'll do that.
>>25850607
25/39
>>25850603
it's working again. it comes and goes i don't know why.
>>25850601
>taking things out of context
>being this mad
Simmer down, faggot. I wasn't making jabs at you.
>>25850580
Why? everyone starts somewere. Just look at Kevin Smith or Quentin "give me the foot" Tarantino, they started with low-budget shit that was just conversations
>>25850626
26/39
>>25850580
just use an alias, ill be the face of it, you can be behind the scenes
>>25850629
niggers trying to turn everything into a gender war now a days on this board, fuck you.
why can't i just make a comment about fucking another non homosexual man to inspire him to create more literary masterpieces in peace?
>>25850655
27/39
here it is, my first ever kiss. i couldn't believe it when it happened lol.
>>25850697
28/39
this ones essentially pointless to post, it's just the end of this act
Hey, producer dude, can you replace the songs in the play for David Bowie songs?
>>25850718
29/39
ACT 6, getting so close to the ending
posting in epic thread
hope this shit will turn into a real play soon
>>25850724
Yes. Absolutely. I'm still lurking.
>>25850729
30/39
my mom's big song
>She is a woman
>no debate, and that's that!
and, to be honest, senpai
I kinda like traps!
lel
This makes me not want to continue the opera I started. But the plot of mine is nowhere near this autistic.
>>25850781
31/39
>>25850783
DONT READ THIS IF YOU DONT WANT TO BE SPOILED!
Have you shown this to Rebecca yet?
op, when you've finished posting the play, can you post audio of you singing or humming the songs, so if someone produces it they know what the tunes are supposed to sound like?
>>25850686
Uh... wait... what?
>>25850802
32/39
here we go guys, the final act!!
>>25850809
Why not /r9k/ reads/sings? Someone could cut some Vocaroos together if enough people would be up for it.
This is autism on a level never seen before. I don't think human eyes were meant to see such autism. You're no longer on the spectrum, bud, you've gone past ultraviolet and x-ray to gamma levels of autism. As a matter of fact, I and everyone else in this thread now feel more autistic by proxy because of what you just did.
>>25849587
Posting In a god tier thread
my only criticism is the audience plant member is incredibly out of place, remove that shit. Also having r9k terminology thrown in randomly makes no sense to the audience
Beautiful, OP. Please, email. Please.
>>25850816
33/39
>>25850809
ill think about it
>>25850808
not yet. im sure she'll be cool with it though. it's not like i made anything up or anything.
So i see r9k is now full of fags from r/foreveralone.
>>25850856
34/39
>>25850790
>>25850850
so is putting a few days work into something automatically autistic?
>>25850854
its on the last page
OP did you delete this from r/foreveralone
>>25850850
The archiver from /sp/ was better
>>25850886
No it's autistic because it's nothing but self insert wish fulfillment.
>>25850886
35/39
>>25850851
idk i like the audience plant. and its supposed to have r9k terminology, since r9k terminology is apart of my life and this is meant to be a true story.
>>25849587
I'm witnessing of manifestation of pure autism in this material plane?
LOL this is hilarious. Good OC, OP. Kind of weird that you would make that big of a deal out of losing it at 26. If true, good for you I guess. If fiction, still funny.
Rebecca has a dick, hasnt she?
>>25850914
Oh god this dialogue... is OP George Lucas?
>>25849587
Name of font OP?
>>25850914
36/39
>>25850895
yeah man, i posted it here yesterday as a pdf and no one read it. then i thought r/foreveralone might appreciate as a last resort but they hated it. so now im back here.
if you find this so fucking autistic you should see my life
I'm proud of you anon :D
>>25850915
It has transcended this mortal world. What you are witnessing is something from another autistic realm.
Hi Danny Struthers
>>25850946
37/39
>>25850920
dude 26 years is a long time
>>25850946
did you show this to your tranny gf yet??
>>25850972
38/39
>>25850965
hi
can people please explain exactly why this autistic to me? i get that it's kind of overkill, but what makes it autistic?
>>25850946
Ohhh shhhiiiiiiiiiiiiit
Well played, OP.
Just....pure autism
OcComment
>>25850988
39/39 last page, thanks for sticking around guys
im here to discuss so ask any questions
>>25850988
See
>>25850908
Origibalmxhmf
>>25851006
The fact thatyou fucked a trap and wrote about itmakes this the funniest shit in the world. I knew it was going to happen, but holy shit. Please tell me this happened.
>>25851006
did you actually fuck your boyfriend after finding out he has a penis?
can you share the /r/foreveralone post?
are you still his boyfriend? did you show him this?
gg op, gg
>>25851006
Nicely done. Sent an email.
-AML
>>25851006
Cant believe Ive read it all.
Danny you have talent. You should write something mainstream than do this play when you get rich.
>>25851006
>writing the bows into the script
what the fuck is wrong with you
ill be using this trip to answer questions
>>25850908
>>25851023
it's a true story, you mongoloid. how is a true story self-insert wish fulfillment?
Pretty good, Danny boy
>post yfw you read the whole thing
>>25851075
is danny struthers your actual name? if so why did you decide to sign it with your real name?
>>25851041
*girlfriend
but yes, i did
we are dating but i havent shown her yet
>>25850946
I figured with the chad and stacy names it was likely that you were from here but it would have been pretty nice if those names were common there as well.
I haven't read your story but is it real or are you a real kissless virgin robot?
>>25851121
Is it nice, to have a girlfriend that actually knows how to suck cock?
Congrats, Danny.
>>25851108
yes, because if this turns into something i want people to be able to contact me
>>25851089
Bravo, OP. This was funny as hell and pretty good. Minor tweaks and this could probably get someone to endorse it.
Ok. I'm out. It's been real, /r9k/
>>25851138
we havent done that yet but im sure it will be lol
>>25851126
yes, it is true
>>25851149
they could have contacted you without you letting the world know you're a fucking fag
>>25851006
for your own sake, don't show this to anyone outside of strangers on the internet
>>25851121
Whatever lets you sleep at night, homo.
You can't just pretend you're not settling for a mentally ill male because you were a 26 year old virgin.
>>25851075
>because danny's mom IS a bitch
>you go into some elliot-tier beta rant at the party about how women dare to not have sex with you (I'm sure you wanted to, but you probably just said "you too" if anything)
>out of nowhere a transgender woman asks you out and does all the work, putting up with your sheer unbridled autism
Right, right. Totally happened.
>>25851149
>mfw Danny is now a Trap God
>>25851189
i have nothing to be ashamed of. sorry if you are jealous but that is not my fault
>>25851203
>>25851207
whatever, trolls
>>25851161
>>25851147
>>25851079
thanks guys
>>25850649
Yeah but this site was blamed for an actual killer. I like /r9k/, as shitty as it can be, but I don't want the public knowing that.
>>25851121
If you didn't put benis in bagina you're still a virgin Danny boy.
What the fuck are people so upset about?
OP supplied us with fresh OC, which also was a joy to read. Don't like it? Fuck off.
>>25851216
it happened how it happened. ill give you that i may not have been nearly as eloquent in real life tho
>>25851242
how do you know i didnt?
>>25851249
thanks
>>25851282
please share the /r/foreveralone post
>>25851232
please, show this to a theater group, have them produce it. And make sure that everyone knows that you're credited, and that it's a true story
>>25851282
How long did it take you to make this?
Facebook:
>/daniel.struthers.716
>>25851121
DO NOT show her the script you literal autist
https://unreddit.com/r/ForeverAlone/comments/41htpv/kissless_virginity_the_musical_the_true_story_of/
>>25851216
hmm almost as if mentally ill people who cut their dick off are desperate and pathetic as well
>>25851343
*DO NOT show him the script you literal autist
>>25851334
Was waiting for this exact post desu
Danny u gonna get doxed m8
I think you should develop it a bit more make the acts a bit longer. It feels as if everything happens too fast sometimes. Other than that it was really entertaining nice work
>>25851282
I guarantee none of this happened. And if she's transgender, she doesn't have a vagina, YOU'RE STILL A VIRGIN YOU AUTISTIC RETARD
>>25851317
i deleted it so i dont know how to find it
>>25851346
here it is
>>25851326
i would love to
>>25851330
a day and a half
>>25851334
not me lol
>>25851343
>>25851372
Don't listen to this guy, she will love it.
Is this the grill?
>>25851360
how dare you, anon! transgender folks are completely normal, well adjusted, TOTALLY NOT mentally ill, human beings! just like you and me!
you're not a bigot, are you?
>>25851392
> all gay people are virgins
you are retarded
>>25851406
I don't think this is Danny. But, it kind of sucks if this guy goes to get a job interview and they find him associated with a script aboutfucking a trap.
>>25851282
Thanks for the read familia
I hope she puts her benis in your bagina
>>25850988
>can people please explain exactly why this autistic to me? i get that it's kind of overkill, but what makes it autistic?
Personally I found the first song to be the turning point from what started as a cheesy play to pure autism.
Everything seems over-exaggerated. It reads like it was written by a normie who tried too hard to accurately portray "hopeless kissless virgin" lifestyle.
I guess this could be ok for a comedy where the main humour is cringe, written by normies for normies to laugh at "geeky nerdy losers". Like the Big Bang Theory in a play form.
>>25851406
OH MY GOD PLEASE BE REAL, ANON
>>25851400
i mean she's a pretty outgoing, open person so i dont think she'd mind me writing a musical about it. and she likes musicals.
>>25851406
if that's from >>25851334 it's not me
i dont have a facebook
>>25851249
>What the fuck are people so upset about?
It's a fucking normalfag that should go back to facebook.
>>25851426
It's true, faggot.
>>25851468
i probably will leave this place now that i've had sex, i agree with that rule. i just wanted to let you guys know i made it first. i understand many frown upon it but i think it gives others hope.
>>25851452
well, ok. i appreciate the feedback.
I am taking a theatre class in college. Could I take your stroke of genius for my final project?
>>25851526
yeah just make sure to credit me
and itd be cool if you filmed it cuz id love to watch it in action
>>25851473
DELETE THIS RIGHT FUCKING NOW
>>25851505
Had sex first time on Halloween, still here.
stop this IMMEDIATELY or ELSE
Hey Danny, I feel very happy for you, but just let me say she might say she likes you, but she's just thinking about getting a Chad that doesn't likes coffee, you're just a placeholder for her insecurities
>>25851555
So did you like traps before you met her or did you just decide to fug her anyway?
Dan, can we get part 2?
Hello im from reddit screencapping this
>>25851565
Oh shit, what was it?
>>25851651
Alright, as long as you don't shitpost it's finethank you people for making baiting so easy and fun
>>25851614
stop what?
>>25851625
i doubt that she says she doesnt like chad-type guys
>>25851634
i liked them on occassion like when they were posted here or on other boards
>>25851661
A pedo from england
>>25851565
who is this?? why delete?
>>25851698
HERESSSSSSSSS DANNY!
>>25851690
She said I know that feel in your play.
Is she a robot?
hey Dan the Man, post a picture of your girlfriend
>>25851730
no that's a pretty popular meme outside 4chan now. pretty sure she got it from tumblr desu.
toasting in absolutely halal bread
>>25851761
yeah, no way, jose. im not a complete idiot.
>>25851764
Oh.
Do you live with her now?
Mods delete this thread
What did your mom ever do to you?
She doesn't seem like a bitch, you seem mean
>>25851810
no, my mom has since let me move back in after she found out i was staying with a girl
>>25851505
hi there, bored amateur composer here. Did you have genres or melodies in mind for any of these songs? Your musical is so weird, I'm actually getting inspired to write music for it.
This is the most autistic thread I have ever seen. Nothing can top this shit.
Is having a trap gf all its cracked up to be?
>>25849587
>tfw this is more creative than anything I will ever come up with.
>>25851864
i have some ideas but feel free to do whatever you want with them. im not musically inclined so im sure whatever you come up with would be much better.
>>25851841
honestly she's such a small role in this play that you can't get a feel for how intolerable she is. if you met her in real life you'd see she is a complete bitch.
>>25851866
well as long as its the best in some regard
EVERYBODY SHUT UP I NEED TO THINK
>>25851698
>this inbred has lost his virginity before you
>>25851845
does ur mom know u werent staying with a girl but with a dude?
>>25851949
she was probably afraid danny was gonna get a benis in his boipussy
>>25851879
yeah man its the bomb
>>25851900
dont say that, you just gotta put the pen to paper.
>>25851949
no she doesn't know that because that's not true according to modern science
>>25851904
I'd love to hear your ideas. Even if you're not musically inclined, it's your creation and I'd like use at least a little of what you imagined it would be.
>>25851904
Can I meet your mom?
You should write some more, about how you came to be a neet that plays CS:GO all day
>>25852001
here's how i want be yourself (gotta be confident man) to sound like
http://vocaroo.com/i/s07DVfXRj1wW
the rest i honestly dont care about
>>25851982
modern science, i.e. chromosomes, say your "girlfriend" is a man, you idiot.
>>25852039
i guess i could do a prequel
>>25852001
>>25852077
also basically the music is supposed to be real musical-like. so super over the top and melodramatic
>>25852079
You probably aren't a scientist
>>25851575
Had sex for the first time 10 years ago, have had 2 gfs. and I come herefor the memes.
Still an aspie NEET master race tho.
Is this the beginning of an OC renaissance on /r9k/?
>>25852079
>thinking sex and gender are in any way related
hahaha, that's real funny, buster.
>>25852142
that'd be awesome
>they say women come in all shapes and sizes
>well I say I'm not much of a fan of surprises
Audibly keked when I read that. Good job, Dan the Man.
>>25852142
Now don't get your hopes up.
>>25852132
Perfect taste in idols, anon.
Dan the man has a beautiful voice
if the south park guys wrote this it would be a broadway hit
>>25851824
Why? no rules were broken :)
>>25852156
thanks a million
>>25852177
mom?
>>25851505
>He thinks he won't come back here just because he had sex
>laughinggirls.jpg
I had a steady pussy to cum in every day for 2 years, and here I am. Once a robot, always a robot. They always come back.
>>25852117
George here again. I approve of your idea of a prequel. Let me know if you need some ideas!
>>25850946
>well they say women come in different shapes and sizes
>well I'm not much a fan of surprises
Actually keked
>>25852227
im not saying im leaving because im going to be satisfied for the rest of my life. im saying im leaving because i believe that people who have had sex should not be on this board
even if i lose rebecca and am back to square one i wont come back
>>25852229
yeah let's hear some
>>25852132
How did you do it? I'm an aspie too but women never showed any interest in me at all. Women just seem so alien to me, I don't know what to talk about with them. Men are way easier to talk to.
>>25849608
>Shadow people: the personification of Danny's fears and insecurities
>>25852077
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s07DVfXRj1wW
catchy desu
>>25852259
Yeah, that's fine and everything, but you'll be back. Trust me.
>>25852259
>fucked my friend in his butt
>sex
nah man you just did kinky gay shit, sex is biology. you're literally still a virgin, textbook.
>>25852199
Come on, your mom wouldn't say something nice.
You should sing the one where you find out she's a trap
>>25852309
>this
you're not allowed to leave until you do it properly, danny
>>25852305
it's possible, but i hope you're wrong. i do love this place, but i also think it's important to follow this unspoken rule of no non-virgins
>>25852309
i didnt specify whether she was pre-op or post-op, and i wont since that's her business, so you're making quite the assumption
Post picture of gf
>>25851282
Congrats OP I can see it now. John Travolta stars in the multi Tony award winning musical Buggery Nights
>>25852383
Yeahhh, r9k has never been only virgins. Sorry to burst your bubble.
>>25852440
just because we've never reached the ideal, doesn't mean we shouldnt continue to strive towards it
>>25852388
for like the 5th time, no.
>>25852383
>not telling if he's castrated himself or not
Okay, sure, lemmie hang on-- You either fucked your friend in his butt and did kinky gay shit: literally still a virgin, or, you fucked your friend in his mutilated post-castration surgery dick-hole: literally still a virgin.
>pic related, homo
If you kill yourself, live stream it
>>25852466
sorry, i was in another thread and dropped trip, this is me.
ill be staying on r9k until this thread archives, then i'm leaving hopefully forever
>>25852485
You still going?
Man, you sound insecure as fuck
>>25852485
i think a jealous little boy is projecting
>>25852504
Will you post about your play anywhere else?
Fuck, I'd follow you to reddit
>>25852504
If you ever have an update on this play, or write another one, you should come back.
I enjoyed this.
