Simpsons edition
crayon pop
cara
sershlad on suicide watch
https://youtu.be/yU0cDlGMz2E?t=7m
MAKING PLANS FOR NIGEL
lisicki da kinda nigga wear lonsdale joints lmaoo
>>53672635
We call them rolls and are raised to shoot anyone who says otherwise
>I watch the Simpsons
>>53675697
Why is becoming a barrister so hard, surely all you need is a law degree and to pass the barrister exam?
>started college in September
>used to argue a lot with this one girl
>people said we should just not talk to eachother
>we gradually warmed up to eachother a bit
>....
>have to quit college; leave yesterday
>of all the people in the class, she is the one that is most upset by it
>at one point she's begging me not to leave and it's pretty obvious that she's trying not to cry
hmm i wonder if their going to tie this in, with Episode 7 as much as tying it in with Episode 4.. especially with the main guy having a green crossguard lightsaber..... which is a link to episode 7.
Seems to be suddenly loads of Jedi about.........have they brought in more EU......like Jax Pavan etc
>>53675739
he really does have fas eyes, like an amphibian or slav.
Only two takeaway places deliver to mine and they always cancel the order because they can't find my house.
UNA VELA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJ
>>53675785
>gif
fuck off
me on the left lads
Alright lads, feeling comfy as fuck with this snow outside
what is that thing moving on the ground at 14:58
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2EZddwTuR0
>>53675801
wew
better ask her out then
me on the left lads
>>53675731
SERSH is our generation's Kate Winslet
>>53675821
Give them someone else address nearby that is easy to find, sit outside and wait.
>drunk texting girl
>she stops replying
lmao me BTFO
JUST
>>53675821
Give them some decent directions or learn to cook plebbo
>>53675801
why do you keep posting this?
>>53675677
fucking hell you'll attract sudacas with that edition
throw me the gum pirates
greetings
#WelcomeRefugees
>>53675801
>have to quit college
Why?
>>53675857
haven't you got work?
>>53675514
because everyone there is that spangled it doesn't matter if there are girls there or not
>>53675910
>>53675911
well then
Someone post a Simpsons pic by the Fear
who /cricket/ here?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/live/cricket/34403998
tl;dr we fucking obliterated South Africa today
>finish the match two days early
wew
>>53675911
can you explain the weed bart meme please?
Business idea: the ulster prank
kid on to all your mates that yer goin out with me
for 2 quid I'll even stick the lips on ya to make it realistic, fuck it ill do it free
it's the funniest prank ever! listen to these testimonials
suzanne q: "he was boggin! he had flies buzzing round his balls!"
Theresa M: "I couldn't believe it I near boked!"
For an extra low low fee take the prank up a notch, let yer da catch you gettin rid by me, dirty old boggy groggy ulsterman, it's soooooo funny
>>53675881
good normiebook blog
why are the english so violent
GOTTA GO FROM KIDULTHOOD TO ADULTHOOD (i know)
>>53675731
Keep rewinding it to hear her say 'blowjobs'
wew
Which one of yous?
>>53675763
Literally saw this sign near the entrance to a farm not far from me last week, made me laugh desu.
>mum: Anon can you shovel the snow off the driveway when the snow stops?
>me: yeah OK
>snow never stops
>don't have to do it
that'll teach her
>>53675911
hola
>>53675796
Well more people do a law degree every year than there are even the bottom rung jobs.
Getting a training contract as a solicitor is ridiculously competitive, even if you graduate from the top unis.
Becoming a barrister is even harder and you have to basically sell your soul and work 13 hour days 6 days a week for years just to get off the bottom rung.
Great pay (eventually), very presitigious, but probably not worth ruining your 20s for.
http://allaboutlaw.co.uk/stage/finding-a-training-contract/what-are-my-chances-of-getting-a-training-contract
There's basically about 5k positions for a training contract each year as a solicitor and over one hundred thousand graduates in law, plus many more who previously studied law triyng to get in.
Average starting pay is 18k lmao
>>53675911
saludos is "cheers" you illiterate spic
>>53675832
>>53675911
I've never understood this meme but I like it
>>53675890
I just want some pizza lad, i'm tired of cooking
I live in the middle of nowhere
>>53675981
for comparison
>>53675981
Are they? Pakis literally raped thousands of their kids and they did fuck all about it
*does the stanky leg*
>>53676019
Where do you live? I want snow.
>>53676041
then move you moron
>>53676041
pick it up?
>>53675944
>working weekends
Rather nail my balls to this computer desu
>>53675957
Broad got a fifer for only one run in 31 balls?
BASED
R
O
A
D
Poleaboo wants you to know that it is snowing in Rochdale
Why isn't county donegal part of ulster (i.e. northern ireland)
>neverton
>>53676147
>Going to a pub in Rochdale later
hope you don't record me taking a piss
How do we get more refugees into Europe?
>>53676027
>Getting a training contract as a solicitor is ridiculously competitive, even if you graduate from the top unis.
I deal with loads of shite solicitors every day, they can't be as picky as all that
>>53676083
Going to have to, not happy desu
Rate my shit guitar playing
http://vocaroo.com/i/s08RRV2XB9FK
Rochdale is up there as one of the biggest shitholes in the country. What are you doing there?
>>53675957
Don't have sky because I'm not a plen and I don't like watching 240p streams desu
>>53676052
Break em
break em
break em
break em
good edition
just watched "lisa on ice"
very cute ending
watch me whip
now watch me nae nae
>>53675957
>cricket
Rasheed
she thinks my tractors sexy
May I ask in what way your life is contributing to society as you sit here day after day after day in this dark room. Have you ever thought about that? What are you doing for the world or for other people? Day after day hour after hour night after night how many years have you been doing this now? What is this doing? To me it's a worthless worthless life. I don't get it. I don't get how you're growing or becoming a human being or learning how to socialise or anything and this is your life. I don't get it. I don't how anyone could do that. Every day every single day and I just sat here you would think I was just worthless. You would wonder what the hell is wrong with me that I don't get out and do something. Where are your stupid friends? Are they sitting in their houses? Playing on their computers all day long? Playing with their game things? What do they do all summer long? Give me an answer? I asked you a question. I mean, what do these kids do? God, the mentality of your generation it just boggles my mind. I don't know how anyone can live the way you kids do. It's so stupid.
>>53676150
Theres counties of ulster that aren't in Northern Ireland, but the borders were influenced by unionist settlements
>>53676187
If you're dealing with shite solicitors everyday then the chances are they're not top tier solicitors, who are usually doing more important stuff like dealing with footballer contracts or billion pound investments.
They're the ones that go on to become barristers.
Point is, it's ridiculously difficult, and even if you somehow became a top barrister, it still would be less chance still of you becoming a judge.
Then when you are a judge you might not even be a high ranking judge, just a circuit judge or whatever
Want to know what nandos tastes like lads
>>53675981
>>53676043
ok lad
>went out last night with a lesbian mate
>she took me round some weird but wonderful clubs
>took all sorts of drugs, had a great night
>woke up at her house at about 11am this morning
>went for a shit
>started straining, feel warm liquid on my arsehole
>think i've popped a pile or something and i'm bleeding
>feel my ring
>it's cum, literal cum dripping out of my arse
>strain a little more and quite a bit comes out
>i was literally shagged up the arse last night and someone came inside me
What the fuck, I don't remember a thing. How the fuck did I get cum in me without knowing? Do I need to get tested? Did someone just poz my neghole?
Fuck I don't want to be a meme.
just looked in the mirror for what felt like an eternity but was actually just 3 minutes haha
coffee smells so good any of you lads want any
how do i get my county flag if i have 4chan x
pls respond
>>53676283
Imagine chicken, now imagine chips. You've done it.
Had it once, food was alright but I don't really understand the hype.
>>53676285
those people are british not scottish
>>53676324
https://flaghunters.github.io/Extra-Flags-for-4chan/
>>53676315
amazing
welcome 2 the degenerates club
Stop doing sex
>>53676315
where is the evidence
>>53676199
Rochdale is a very nice place
Cheap, cosy and friendly if you avoid the white areas
>whip
>nae nae
>stanky leg
get with times granddad baka
>join an EU only server
>SALAM_WAHEED_ABDULLAH has joined the server
>[TURK]TurkishWarrior2636 has joined the sever
>[BR]huehuehue has joined the server
WHY?
>>53676315
Cum won't stay in your arse, not a large amount anyway. It drips out immediately after he pulls out.
never want to experience anxiety again desu
scary shit
>>53676039
I think the general effect is making fun of the poor Argentinians who graffitied Simpsons in real life in some sort of ironic way
I have also seen them post lengthly infographics that I think are explaining how the Simpsons meme is part of a spec op by the Argentine government to silence dissent
Some of them are genuinely retarded, mainly Mexicans and Argentines, so this also contributes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=de_xX2HBlOY
t. seasoned observer of spics on the internet
wanked it 6 times yesterday
i feel all slow, my mind is foggy and my head feels 50% heavier. it's like I took some long-lasting relaxants
what the fuck
>>53676315
>https://www.reddit.com/
>>53676315
ask your mate
Seriously, you may have been raeped, although whether you wish to pursue it in court is another matter
>'your honour, this large black man pozzed my neg boypussy
>>53676345
yank on holiday detected
did you manage to see nessie at lock ness yet?
>>53676315
That's what you get for being a degenerate.
Reality check, liberals: your actions have consequences
who /nevertravellingtoanywherebetweenthe40thparallelsbecauseitsathirdworlduninhabitableshithole/ here
>those people are british not scottish
Alright
Going with the Gmail phishing thing, need to construct the email now
Subject: Someone would like to connect with you on Google+
Body of the email might be difficult, need a lot of text
watching television is like putting black paint over your third eye
Got molested as a kid desu haha
never told anyone, you're the only people on the planet that know haha
I have a really good feeling I will win the lottery one day.
>>53676480
I live right below that line
What talking heads/davidbyrne albums should I have?
>>53676519
bet you're gay now
>>53676519
Bit dark aha
Reading this, superb read.
>went through Tesco self-checkout
>asked me how many bags I used
>put in 0
>I actually used 3
>>53676578
nope
>>53676519
who dunnit
>>53676601
>owen "breed my wife up senpai" jones
>>53676519
LOL that's absolutely tragic, sorry to hear that haha xox
>>53676601
>Our generations Orwell" - Russell Brand
goddamn i am triggered
>>53676623
Bloke called Gary
His wife found out and let me fuck her, i was 15 lol
>>53676644
>gif
fuck off
I met this dude online today. Big 8 1/2 poz dick. I got him talking about it. Said his strain was strong. Lethal. Toxic. Poison. My dick fucking sprang up and I started begging him.
I went over. I started hitting my pipe, he did a slam. I locked the blood off his arm. I had to have his strain. I wanted him to infect me so bad.
I was begging for it, and he went into the bathroom. He came back with a syringe fill of his blood. I'd never had another dude's blood before.I stuck my hole up and he shot it inside me.. scratching around . Then he fucked me after the shot.. mixing his babies with his toxic blood.
So fucking hot. I know I'm gonna get a whole fuck flu from this shit. It's so strong.
Then I went to the bookstore and let 5 dudes fuck me and grind it all into me. I'd never had something so hot inside me. I had to get it to take.
He's gonna start knocking me up regularly and I can't wait till his shit is saturating me and producing inside of me. Woof
>>53676601
>Our generation's Orwell
>Russell Brand
is this satire?
Maisie
>>53676644
>posting the mentally addled hitchens
>>53676680
>His wife found out and let me fuck her, i was 15 lol
what an absolute mentalist
Get these fucking degenerates out of this thread. Fucki foul
>>53676680
worth it then
>>53676644
>makes jokes about a cuck
>posts a gif of a cuck
>>53675801
Put your willy in her
>>53676761
Not really, i used to wake up with cum in my mouth haha
wish i was joking
did about 50 balloons last night.
>>53676783
fuck off
>>53676802
Good lad
another day of doing nufin
>>53676680
How does he keep getting away with it?
>>53675801
I wish I was a normie like you
Must be nice having people that care about you
>>53676797
how did you know gary and why did you sleep in his house
>>53676797
why were you sleeping at some literal nonces house when you were 15 years old? where were your parents??
>>53676797
Why don't you report it, it's still not too late
>>53676797
lol bet you were a right omega loser faggot child
>>53676851
drugs and alcohol
Stay in school kids
>>53676884
autist
>>53676680
full story pls
>>53676797
Literally had consensual sex for the first time when I was 15. How did you manage to get molested at that age? No offence lyk
>>53676878
Statute of limitations?
>>53676909
spotted another loser child. wake up with cum in your arsehole? lol
>>53676797
'ow many times? ever get you up the bum? why don't you get a few mates together and batter him?
>>53676927
no such thing for those sorts of crimes
>>53676899
so you got drunk and high but how did you meet gary
Snow?
The fuck?
Nobody told me to expect snow goddammit.
I have a motorbike, leaving the house is begging for an accident.
>>53676915
Nah, i don't like to think about it too much just wanted to finally say something
Was a long long time ago lads, i got my own back
>>53676952
haha not really sure, i don't remember any of my childhood haha
>>53676927
so how do you explain all the paedo convictions from 30 years ago? holy fuck you're stupid
D E G E N E R A T E S
O U T
>>53676927
Nah, I know someone in their late 20s that reported something like that happened over 20 years ago and it's fine to do so
>>53676999
why would you post this? how can you be unaware of the weather?
nobody cares that you have a motorbike
>>53676802
genuinely don't like balloons that much
they're okay but really nothing great unless you're pinging, then they're worth it
>>53677084
Or ketty
>>53677084
well duh. who does balloons sober?
>>53677071
Reminds me of a fella I overheard in the spar telling the checkout girl "you wouldn't like to be on the motorbike like me on a day like that"
>>53677004
fair enough
people do terrible things to one another desu, i dont know why we cant all just get along
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6NhA8bIn5Q
Put a bit of a downer on the thread
Phanny. Ouillie
>>53677050
Masha'allah, brother!
>>53677071
why does anyone post anything? Welcome to /brit/
>tomorrow
>interesting
pick none
>>53676802
i did like 150 in about 10 hours once haha it was crazy haha x
also you should go buy some Vitamin B12 supplement because NOS destroys your body's B12 reserves so you need to top them back up
>>53677004
>i got my own back
the fuck did you do to gary
dialled 99 just in case
>>53677174
>>53677159
Not really, it's no skin off my back that you got diddled
>>53677122
muppets
love showing off don't they
>>53677115
a lot of my mates do them having only drank, doesn't really do much for me unless I've had a couple of pingers and smoked up a bit
>>53677004
Report him for the banter lad, ruin his life
>>53677261
I drive a few myself but it's mostly an economy decision
>gf sent me this with an angry "fuck you" text
>tfw cucked by a fucking rug muncher
>>53677071
I'll try and get it approved next time.
My bad.
one of my good mates has literally just told me that him and his recent ex-gf used to have this thing where she would shag a random guy she met on Tinder, kick him out, invite my mate round and then they would fuck. No shower before so she would be all sweaty with a cum-filled pussy.
The most depraved and sickening thing about it is that my mate loved it. He somehow loved the jealousy he felt and really got off on it.
Another thing they would do is he would go off on like a 4-5 cycling holiday somewhere and she would send him photos of her naked leg or tummy with another guy's hand on it. Just to toy with him.
I was literally speechless
he is an actual cuckold
baccy
>>53677371
fronty
paccy
waccy
awkward silence haha
maccy
terry scored an offside goal in the 98th minute
@330
>things that didn't happen
dacxy
>>53676195
thats not how you play guitar
this is how u play guitar
http://vocaroo.com/i/s15gMZCXFoCB
just made a wank
paccy
>>53677367
im not a racist, that being said i think every cuckold on the face of the earth should be nailed to a crucifix and then castrated
>>53677493
tfw west ham just lost their first game in 9 games
bad lads
don't talk unless you've caught a body
What should I go get for lunch lads?
*plays the guitar really well*
*yourall impressed*
*licks the pick before playing even better*
*wees a bit from the pressure*
*finishes as the stage erupts into pyrotechnics behind me*
*throws guitar into crowd, concussing some paki*
*starts pelvic thrusting*
*farts*
thank you
>>53677586
toon army
just had a good hard look at meself in the mirror lads
this is it
all that exists and ever will exist is you
It's 1 degrees outside SmH
>>53677719
deep
(not really, pleb)
>>53677719
very good post
>>53677636
font
>>53677719
think about something else
watch a film you've never seen before
>>53677719
shit-tier revelation, my nigga
>lets support the mujihadeen and overthrow the communist Afghan government they said
>what could go wrong they said
tfw have to walk past housemates in the kitchen to go outside
building myself up to do this desu
Just a reminder that the distinction between "fewer" and "less" was made by some randomer in 1770 and is not a strict rule that you have to point out to everyone so you can justify whatever grade you got in English GCSE.
Thank you.
>>53677854
>you will never visit a stable Middle East like in the old 50s movies
best star wars character
>>53677891
Got a C haha
fedora as fuck but im finding myself more and more disinterested with pleasures of the flesh and increasingly focusing on my mind. Not that interested in girls any more and would rather just chill and read about science, history, philosophy etc.
Im keeping myself fit and healthy because that means i live longer so i have more time to work on my mind buts that about it.
like i said, this post truly does deserve a fedora post but im just being honest. i guess this is my personal path to enlightenment.
so after not talking to my oneitis for 2 months she texts me out the blue last night at 1 am and now were going out together next weekend fucking hate women sometimes
>>53677986
FONT
>>53677891
i couldnt care fewer about your post
Sershlad is literally gone
>>53677986
she's got you wrapped tightly around her finger doesn't she. pathetic.
>>53677986
Fuck off normie
>>53678044
yes 2bh
uhhhhh fucking shitass kids running around screaming and making noises FUUUUCKCCKCKCKCKCKCK FUCK OFF LITTLE CUNTS
>>53677963
>wanting to live longer
>>53678043
and big surprise, no one cares. fuck off sershnonce.
BYE BYE
>>53678043
he's a cunt
became a normie and threw us under the bus as soon as he could
hope he loses his job, his gf and he gets aids
>>53677891
even le meme reddit man stephen fry has an old podcast calling people out for getting upset over less/fewer
Austriabro where are you?
Playing a video game but not gonna say which one in case you spoil it for me haha
>>53678114
frys a good lad desu
Post your face when you find out your daughter is a liberal
>>53677963
I guarantee your opinion would suddenly change if an attractive bird started paying you attention
>>53678142
Probably the most reddit man around, along with the fat guy from peep shit
>>53678092
>became a normie and threw us under the bus as soon as he could
this, he was here years and as soon as he gets a job and gf he stops spending time with the lads on /brit/
>>53678140
your son is the boss and you have to kill him or let him nuke boston
A cat cries out in the night
>>53678193
what the fuck does that mean
>>53678165
women never just "pay attention" to you, unless they want something from you
that is, of course, if you are not attrection, otherwise I would advise you to FONT
alri
>>53678143
>"JAMAAAAAAAAAAAAL"
>>53678213
He is reddit incarnate. If I think of a flesh version of reddit I think of him
>>53678143
fuck off yank
>>53678132
You stalking him???? haha :))))
>>53678165
no, obviously i'd allow it because that would improve my mental wellbeing and as such would improve my general health and overall life-span but i wouldn't let it get in the way of my more important pursuits.
>>53678140
grigori the dragon is the dude you played in the tutorial and you have to fight him and you become the next dragon
>>53678246
what is "reddit incarnate" other than "things i dont like"
>>53678231
>attrection
attractive lmao
Alright lads, I've just turned up to the location we were supposed to be having the meetup at? where the fuck is everyone, have you all, already gone to spoons?
Griffin mcelroy is quite funny
important research for dissertation
http://strawpoll.me/6555359
http://strawpoll.me/6555359
http://strawpoll.me/6555359
>>53678084
>>53678092
>>53678195
lies
>>53678274
Lefty bender sjw faux intelligence etc
>>53678231
Yeah good point, birds do only pay attention to me when they want something and that something is a massive knobbing off my fat cockend
>>53678301
was today but chose never just to fuck up your research. fuck you.
>>53678291
yeah m8 we're all spoons ripping the shit out of poleaboo the fucking paki haha
>>53678306
yeah theyre being fannies
idk why he left but i doubt it was cos of getting a gf
cornwall was being very rude and may have doxed him im not sure
>>53678349
right, so "things i dont like"
I decided to change my takeaway of choice because the new delivery driver tries to make conversation. I prefer the pakis who just drop it off and fuck off so I don't have to talk to them.
>>53678301
>people not choosing "today desu"
why is this anons
>>53678356
FONT
>BBC actually advertising a show called "Phone Shop Idol"
>Someone at the BBC was literally paid to think of a contrst between the best mobile phone salesmen in the country
Are they actually taking the piss?
>>53678389
which one lad, how many people turned up? phones running a bit low on battery t.bh
>>53678349
reddit hates sjws tho
