any memes edition
crayon pop
maisie
Azusa
>>53679905
>sister accidentally sent me this
Family dinner will be awkward tonight
i once got 150 likes in the Simpsons Shitposting facebook group.
(you)'s are irrelevant
The singer known as Marina Lambrini Diamandis
Definitely 11% of my personality is making literary references nobody gets. This is because I make literary references to my own literature, which remains unpublished. When somebody does something outrageously stupid, I say, "Wow, you're really pulling a Gregory Berrycone there." I wait for somebody to ask who Gregory Berrycone is, and then explain that he is a minor character in my absurdist novella (untitled right now) about a man who wakes up one morning with a mysterious plastic knob on the back of his head.
>>53679837
There's some good stuff on it t.bh. But a very high proportion is pseudo intellectual bollocks, and is a bit of a wank ring as if you don't agree with everyone else you'll get 'downvoted' and your post will get hidden. If you have too many downvotes
you have to wait like 30 minutes between posts lmao
(posting again as I posted after the new thread post)
What's your favourite fire in the booth lads?
>>53679837
it's a hugbox with social justice brigades that hunts down those with outlying opinions
eventually all the accepted posts are attempts to pander to the established views and room for actual discussion is made
basically /brit/ but with points and usernames
Crayon pop is for benders
>>53679975
He looks like me with a swollen face
>>53680008
yeah that sounds fair enough
>>53679978
Don't believe (You)
Choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZONjvcgkweY
>>53679978
what a fucking shite tattoo 2bh
The slag known as Marina Lambrini Diamandis
>>53680037
jun tzu
https://poal.me/k674hw
Why aren't you supporting Alberto Barbosa?
>>53680104
FUCK OFF
Flange
>>53680045
>>53679978
isnt it weird how women have tits and flashing them is obscene
how weird, they're just natural body parts haha why do women think it's a big deal flashing tits? so stupid lol :)
>>53680104
literally master race: the name. how did she sink so low?
who /autismradar24/ here
Left trouser pocket: phone
Right trouser pocket: wallet, keys
>>53680105
Hear the shotgun shell blast
Who else /comfy/
>>53680086
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kge3RKLn5RU
>>53680036
Yeah that's literally what I said, 'if you get too many downvotes you have to wait 30 mins between posts' lol
>>53680149
>>53679923
>>53680158
I just want to live in a society where I can pull my cock out wherever tbqh
>>53679998
Who /lit/ here
>>53680195
Lmao he is getting down voted hahaha
Be funnier
>>53680130
in denial.
>>53680162
What?
>>53680216
>tfw started the chinky northerner meme
>>53680230
POO
>>53680234
If you get upvotes on reddit you are reddit
>>53680184
post more puppers
>>53680013
What exactly do you mean lad? you can control the chain of command: brigade, division, corps, army, army group and theatre are all units you can control
>>53680184
not me lmao
Do you wear pyjamas?
>>53680291
>he can't even get upvotes on reddit
>>53680249
lambrini diamandis is a fancy as fuck name.
there's some theory that the name of things can inform or influence what they are/or become
>>53680291
i got shadowbanned for too much shitposting, what does that make me?
>>53680246
Fuck off she is pure
>>53680322
>expressing reddit opinions
>ever
Put a fiver on Villa to win desu.
fuck fuck fuck
how much does RBS charge for unarranged overdraft usage?
>>53680293
>>53680347
>imageboard
>shadowban
PAKIS OUT
>>53680361
dunno. never had to worry about it
>>53680349
Pure as piss on snow :^)
got a windows phone and not enjoying it: shit fb app, no youtube app, instagram beta is the offcial app, no official tinder app, no football manager mobile version just kill me now lads
my *female* Mexican house mate is downstairs making Mole.
would trade muslims for mexicans any day.
any lads here really like K-on?
>>53680297
he means there's too many numbers and words and too little shooty shooty bang bang
>>53680361
6 quid a day
should I get pizza or chinky lads?
>>53680383
woof
>>53680416
Shes fully clothed in that picture m8 what are you talking about
>>53680416
Be advised: that music video can make you gay
>>53680442
Nah hate it, going to marry Azusa though 2bh
>>53680427
fuck off. mexican immigrants is a Yank thing
woof woof
>>53680470
>can make you gay
>make
you've got some catching up to do
UK? more like U Gay lmao
>>53680464
>implying she didn't suck off those blokes fully clothed
laffin
>>53680453
hmm, providing today isn't a working day, should only get charged £12 then
that isn't going to string too much
fucking hastings said my first insurance payment would come out on the 20th and they've already taken the payment, the assholes
>>53680531
Looks like a proper slag that one
>mfw the left wing candidate for US president is colonel sanders
>>53680516
lmao
Oh greatest ally, I humbly call forth your assistance in this dire hour of need. Please help /luso/ defeat the eastern horde.
>>53677863
https://poal.me/k674hw
https://poal.me/k674hw
https://poal.me/k674hw
>>53680470
>not staring at marina the whole time
u gay from the start
>>53680507
woof woof
Did a photo
the romans were pretty based. up to Diocletian in the history of Rome podcast now lads.
>>53680516
They should try doing the study at a non bellend university lmao, the 'university' of 'bath'
>>53680553
Yep, i've had cunts take money out and left me overdrawn and when i check the date on my online banking it says it was taken on a later date
>>53680609
2 hours til i can kip and fix my sleep schedulio
What's a good amount of speed to be energetic and outgoing but not bouncing off the walls?
>>53680674
40mg
>>53680674
15 grams straight up the arse
>>53680216
>>53680490
i like jun desu hahahaha.
>>53680674
post body weight retardo
Lied about having a degree on my CV (don't even have A Levels, dropped out of college), went to the interview and bossed it.
I had two missed calls yesterday, then a voicemail in the afternoon and I've been too scarred to check it, I thought they were going to tell me I've been found out but I just listened to it and they fucking offered me the job.
I only did it as sort of an experiment desu, didn't think I'd get it. Do you think I should take it? Is there any chance they could find out in the future? The money is better than anything else I could get.
>>53680674
20km/h
Jon lajoie
>>53680691
hmmm
>>53680712
Thanks for the genuine advice mate, I'll let you know how it goes.
>>53680738
12.5st
>>53680184
Nice pad Millionaire
>>53680723
i hate myself for loving this ghetto humour
>>53680122
voted v4 to spite you
careful now
>>53680749
Take the job and never speak of your lie or just make sure you keep track of your lie
>>53680749
there is a chance they will find out
Can't imagine not liking grime
>>53679978
reminds me of the time my mum sent me a link to a cosmopolitan article on prostate massages that was meant for her boyfriend
>>53680749
I sincerely doubt they'd check but you're going to need to have a very good story with lots of details about your uni experience and subject-matter knowledge for whatever degree you claimed to have.
Could be risky.
Never get smashed at a work do, could be your undoing.
has anyone seen or heard from 1P-LSD lad?
getting a bit worried 2bh
>>53680758
Guns don't kill people
>>53680806
Must be hard to imagine not living on a council estate
Can't imagine not liking dick desu
>>53680122
>https://poal.me/k674hw
haha just wait til i get my botnet on that, 263 votes to /brit/ lmao
>>53680841
it lasts about 12 hours
I'm sure xe's fine
>>53680841
He put his baby in the oven and then thought he could fly so jumped off his roof.
Drugs. Not even ONCE.
>>53680749
That's impressive
May have to try it
>>53680849
Guarantee you think guitars are cool
>>53680856
gaaaaaaaaaaaayy
>>53680856
Fucking old people
Fucking hate the cunts
>>53680122
Upboated, my dear friend and ally.
People over 24 browsing the chon'
>>53680917
Bender
>>53680803
Yeah I will never speak of it obviously haha, I guess uni doesn't come up that much though with your co-workers though?
>>53680804
I can't think of any situation where they would find out other than me being stupid and letting it slip. It's not like they retroactively check, right?
>>53680827
I said I did English and I read a lot so it's plausible enough, plus I said I went to my local university so I know enough about it and the area to lie.
>>53680895
Nope, but guessing I'm right about the council estate haha
http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/terrified-scots-school-kids-attacked-7153720#KwxrRCxde4lKuwOp.97
Was this on the news? I don't recall seeing it. Was also reported in The National but those lefty cucks conveniently avoided mentioning "migrants" or "refugees".
>bring girl home
>she sees my copy of the Financial Times on the table
>"wow anon ur so rich and smart"
>has sex with me there and then
works like a charm lads, the FT is a pussy magnet
>>53680950
>People over 21 browsing the 'chon
wew
>>53680956
Nice. I pretended to be going to uni for 3 years to my family. Left every morning and came back every evening. Usually just went to the gym, for a swim then sat at the train station with the old people
/brit/ stream guys
>>64954926
>>64954926
>>64954926
>>53680950
>tfw 24 in 3 months
I feel old
>>53680956
It's customary to bring your degree certificate in on your first day of work lad.
>people over 12 browsing the 'chon
am i gay for absolutely loving this shit?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rC6l4cmbQjM
sister accidentally sent this
If iran is mostly mountains, why did parthia have such an emphasis on cavalry?
>>53680950
>been posting in /brit/ for almost two and a half years
>turned 18 a month ago
>>53681067
ask her if you can lend her camera sometime
>>53681067
heh, lewd.
>>53681037
fine i'll post web link
>>>/tv/64954926
>>53681051
no, you're a pleb for liking it though.
Didn't realise this port was 20% waheeeeyy
>2016
>being a multicellular """""""""""""""""organism"""""""""""""""""
how would you react if Nigel Farage pulled off something like this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPRfP_TEQ-g
>>53680950
29 ngl
Who do you support?
>>53677863 →
https://poal.me/k674hw
https://poal.me/k674hw
https://poal.me/k674hw
>>53680956
Because its actually proper common to pretend to have a degree a fair few places will do some digging t.bh.
If you have references from reputable jobs you've had in the past the company may assume they already did digging and not bother though
fairly decent chance i will have sex next weekend lads, id honestly say about 50/50
>>53680841
he's probably ok, probably realised he doesnt have to spend his entire trip on /brit/. id get pretty bored of that tbqh
*doing a Cara post*
memes
>>53681162
he would ruin his reputation forever t.bh, might work in america but not here
>>53680841
he probably thinks he's a glass of orange juice now
>>53681247
felt guilty finding that funny cause of anime avatars
>>53681247
I might tweet this at Sara
>>53681282
do it lad
Really wish I was hard enough to do a martial art
odds i have perri perri chicken wings
evens i have chicago town 4 cheese pizza
dubs i have chish and fips
trips i get a kfc
First important poll so far this year:
http://strawpoll.me/6556062
http://strawpoll.me/6556062
>>53681247
is that tumblr or some shit? why are tumblr plebs using our meme?
>>53681301
cheeky numbers
>>53681247
pretty happy i started this meme 2bh
>>53681301
>chish and fips
Hey I say that u nicked it off me
>>53681326
K-on movie
>>53681162
after all the memes on 4chan it feels weird to see a room the USA completely full of white people. sometimes i forget they are still the majority there lmao
>>53681326
does nowhere definite to sleep mean possible shag
walked into greggs the other day to buy a sausage roll then noticed the only cashier was some guy i had a short conversation with about apple pay the last time i was there so all of a sudden felt really awkward and like id have to acknowledge him so just left haha what am i like x
Why does the the human brain ignore the second the?
>The blue peter dog is dead
>>53681247
stealing our meme
FUCK OFF SLAGS
>>53680817
>my mum's boyfriend
>>53681379
remain in your compound you social freak
Never forget what they have done they absorbed our Nation by trickery in 1707 against the wishes of 99% of the Scottish People. Despite that there was always decent Scots who opposed their Evil Imperialism. They finally thought they had destroyed us at the 1745 Rebellion when they killed every man woman & child within the area of Culloden. Then They had the Highland Clearances when they killed or cleared people from the Highlands of Scotland to make way for Sheep scattering our people to go live in foreign lands USA ,Canada Australia etc. For those that stayed in Scotland they were forced to conform and join the Brit Army to be used as cannon fodder in their wars. The fight for Scotland's Freedom has never stopped but they have used force when they have had to so that they could continue the exploitation of our Nation. In 18th September 2014 they gave us a REFERENDUM on Independence but they controlled nearly 100% of the media. Even that was not enough though they had to Rig the Referendum by taking ALL repeat ALL the postal votes to ENGLAND. There is not a more despicable shower of cretins on planet earth than those that continue to rule from Westminster.
>The blue peter dog is dead
>>53681394
Which one, they've had loads because they keep dying
what should I watch
>Never forget what they have done they absorbed our Nation by trickery in 1707 against the wishes of 99% of the Scottish People. Despite that there was always decent Scots who opposed their Evil Imperialism. They finally thought they had destroyed us at the 1745 Rebellion when they killed every man woman & child within the area of Culloden. Then They had the Highland Clearances when they killed or cleared people from the Highlands of Scotland to make way for Sheep scattering our people to go live in foreign lands USA ,Canada Australia etc. For those that stayed in Scotland they were forced to conform and join the Brit Army to be used as cannon fodder in their wars. The fight for Scotland's Freedom has never stopped but they have used force when they have had to so that they could continue the exploitation of our Nation. In 18th September 2014 they gave us a REFERENDUM on Independence but they controlled nearly 100% of the media. Even that was not enough though they had to Rig the Referendum by taking ALL repeat ALL the postal votes to ENGLAND. There is not a more despicable shower of cretins on planet earth than those that continue to rule from Westminster.
>>53681162
that's incredibly cringeworthy
Jesus
>>53681438
Fucking Amal
almost got off the toilet without without wiping my bottom
>>53681421
>>53681438
o brother where art thou
>>53681438
snowpiercer
Anyone ever get the feeling that English is a foreign language to you? Like it just sounds gibberish for a few sentences?
Strange
>>53681247
>>53681491
yeah but then i realised i was in scotland
>>53681491
I get like that if I stare at a word long enough and it suddenly looks fucking weird and loses all meaning to me
>>53681471
Is there a version of this with audio?
>>53681438
anime
>>53681471
laughing at the fact that is it extremely likely a handful of people actually did something similar to this during the referendum
>>53681328
Because of this Reddit twat right here >>53681344
>>53681421
Scotland was already lead in personal union before 1707, we had the same ruler lel.
>be scotland
>try to colonise
>lose all money
>please absorb us senpai england
>be england
>give scotland a democratic vote on independence
>they vote nah
>>53681471
don't understand
did he secretly not want scottish independence
or
did he just not know how to vote properly and thought putting a big cross next to No Independence would give them independence
>>53681471
heh stupid fucking scotcucks.
>>53681523
its a scottish comedy show called only an excuse that runs every year on hogmanay
look up the 2014 edition on youtube
>>53681475
here mate
>>53681421
Yeah, have fun with the SNP, mate.
>>53681438
K-ON film
>>53681491
I know an Italian woman who came over here 9 years ago aged 30 who has forgotten how to speak Italian unless shes on the phone to her dad and it comes back.
Language is weird
/brit/
>>53681375
Yes but not that likely (with the host), potential to sleep at a friends flat if he goes also.
Very Good
>Tinker Tailor
>There will be blood
>Lost in Translation
Pretty good
>Submarine
>Mr. Nobody
>The Departed
>Place beyond the pines
>O Brother Where art though
Alright
>Dallas buyers
>Memento
>Beasts of no nation (probably, haven't seen lel)
>Children of Men (despite being a reddit classic)
The rest are delete-tier.
lads, just been bann
>>53681532
i didnt screenshot it
i was the poster
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYw5KyyTcb8
Choon
>>53681559
>Stupid
It was a sketch la haha calm down
>Scotcucks
okay
>>53681587
>>53681530
tried to watch K-ON because it was posted here so much
it was so fucking shit, deleted it instantly
how do you bear that fucking trash
>>53681554
he secretely didnt want to be independent and was acting like a nationalist amongst his m8s its glaringly obvious pal
Literally burst out laughing when I rememeber that Scotland literally had the choice to get independence and they voted against it
>>53681438
submarine
just had the po-po at the door lads
had to hide the shank and the glock
>>53681641
Rasheed
>>53681647
And how the Belgians will laugh when wedo the same with the EU
>>53681544
A Scot took over the English throne you mong
>>53681641
hahaha nice one lad but you obviously didn't watch it.
The only people who watch anime are of Pakistani heritage.
>>53681574
Cheers pal x
>>53681710
yeah, the two countries were led in personal union that's what I said you stupid english moron
>>53681686
why the Belgians?
>Scotcucks
>Shitland
>Scotlels
>>53681710
then promptly moved down to london and forgot all about that backwater he came from 2bh
>>53681763
It's where EUhq is
One of the richest countries in the world and we fork out billions for bombs and weapons of mass destruction but we can't pay for education?
>>53681736
Nice taiqqua Rasheed
Too many individuals of Pakistani heritage residing in my country.
>>53681796
military spending is only like 3% of the GDP
>>53681665
>he lives in an area the1-time still cruise
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SrsmQpMX5bg
Me in the blue jacket
sarah is doing a psychology PhD at Leeds Beckett "University"
>engbreds
just ordered 2 pizzas lads because it's BOGOF
haha not even fat
>>53681796
We spend 2% of GDP on defence, which is how much all members of NATO - our alliance system - are supposed to spend.
>>53681618
good post
>>53681853
redpill me on this guy
>phone SD card only fits 5 films
Might just get the YIFY 720p of everything
>>53681779
but it's not ran by them is it bit of a dumb thought that
scottish or english girls?
which are more attractive?
poleboo says leeds uni is kinda shit 2bh
>>53681941
why would you watch films on your phone? also h265 is a thing now not sure if it will work with your phone but the files are small af
>>53681926
It's Don Roach.
>>53681999
>why would you watch films on your phone?
going away to somewhere with no internet
my phone has a 720p screen so i might as well get yify
>h265
no clue what that is
>>53681898
>Thunderpants
classic film
>>53682053
>no idea what that is
it's the future lid
>>53681951
Both ugly but Scottish
Perhaps only aboriginals are uglier than the English
That's what inbreeding dies to you I suppose
Gonna go to Tesco soon.
What should I buy for my dinner and tea tonight? Serious suggestions only x
>>53681959
say that 2 my face not online see what comes about
what brings you to that conclusion 'bena?
Only 3 English slags sucked my winkie today instead of the usual 5
>watching films on a phone for whatever reason
fucking s m h
read a book you melt.
>ISIS Economy relies on oil
>suddenly oil prices drop to 12 year low
>>53682108
>steak/tuna steak/sea bass/salmon fillet
>sweet potato (bake it)
>asparagus/sprouts/whatever veg you want senpai
>tasty
>quick
>healthy
>>53682160
Oil price does not affect ISIS because they sell for very low
>le read a book meme
just listened to cutebunny992 for 90 minutes
>>53682160
>Harper takes a huge risk and makes Canadian economy far too dependent on oil while gutting our other industries (especially auto manufacturing)
>suddenly oil prices drop to 12 year low
>>53682217
>'people' that don't read
literally binned.
http://strawpoll.me/6556266
http://strawpoll.me/6556266
