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alri edition
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cara
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maisie
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first for /balt/
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Cara
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haha so here we are
the
lads
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MAKING PLANS FOR NIGEL
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>>53671550
>>53671558
very good posts i must say
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Poleaboo thinks the latest iteration of his project will be a success
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Women are simply more consultative beings than men are. For whatever reason, they are more timid about making bold statements and deviating from normalcy. They can't shop for clothes alone, they can't judge men alone, and they can't even urinate alone. They support each other through groupthink. Because of this, the average woman's musical taste is more bland and typical. They don't want to be "on the outside".

"But wait," you might say "not all girls listen to pop music exclusively." This is correct. Some women do indeed venture outside of society's musical comfort zone, but their reasons for doing so are rarely musically-motivated. These women are simply looking for a scene or subculture to wedge themselves into, using music as another fashion tool. It's all about image. How many "artsy" girls do you know who insist that their taste is "atypical", "unique", or "eclectic" who have an iPod full of the same girl-friendly, Pitchfork-approved artists like Radiohead, Sigur Ros, and the like? Quite a few, I'd wager. Women are generally considered to have bad taste because they lack any true interest in musical discovery.

Want further proof? How many girls do you know who are into Noise? Who are into Krautrock? Rock in Opposition? Classical avant-garde? Not many. This is because these styles of music, while unique, cutting-edge, and extremely rewarding, have no fashion culture built around them, and no cute boys who listen to and perform these types of music. Music is another article of clothing for women, and it makes basement-dwelling experts froth at the mouth whenever females claim otherwise.
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>>53671573
all me
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>>53671608
You forgot to tip your fedora
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https://twitter.com/ssaradavidson/status/688152978130259972
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going to wank my cock in approx. 10 minutes
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>>53671505
>>53671557
>>53671312
>>53671321
thank (You) familias
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At least we know which countries the grils are from now that they lost their shit.
ahaha
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>>53671608
nice pasta, however people who are exclusively into noise or whatever are usually complete fucking weirdos with high opinions of themselves - also revolving your life around music is actually pretty shitty for your overall wellbeing
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just bought 5 1p blotters
looking forward to it
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Why do bitter men always like to assume all women are literally hilter haha bit strange innit xox
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Is Raheem Sterling good in City?
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Poleaboo thinks he should kill himself
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>>53671684
>This is copypasta. I'll reply to anyway.

dont get this meme
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really hate the term white people, why aren't they called 'europeans' like afro-americans or indians and so on
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>>53671677
that's a barmcake
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>>53671709
Rasheed Sterling
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Why don't we sell the Falklands to the highest bidder? Could literally start our own space programme with the proceeds.
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>>53671712
everyone else thinks that too.
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>>53671721
just in case people here actually agree with the pasta
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>>53671709
Poleaboo thinks he and De Bryne are the two best young players in Europe

Sterling in particular gets better with every game
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>>53671700
I said they promote themselves so they can get dicked and for financial security

what about that is literally hitler?
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Had it with these bloody bankers and their bonuses.

*slams fist on desk*
*looks out the window*
*sighs*
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we killed the wrong hitler
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>>53671769
>sell falklands for a fiver to Uganda
>suddenly Uganda finds 90 trillion bazingas worth of oil under the islands
>harvest it
>Uganda becomes a superpower
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>only time my mum talks to me is asking me to do chores
>expects me to love her

nah
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Ive been on a k binge since Wednesday. Smashed 2grams Wednesday night, followed by alcohol and valium. Day off work Thursday so got another 3 grams and again valium(roche branded of abraxas) to sleep. Struggled through work yesterday so thought it was best to just have a few drinks Friday night and not go to heavy. Ended up getting hammered and picking up K at 1am, seemed like a good idea at the time. Decided to pick up again before work to stop me crashing. Now here I am, 2 hours into potentially a busy Saturday shift, working in retail. Ive got a bottle of coke, cornish pasty, sausage roll, 3 bananas, 2g k, 2 diazapam and a XL red bull. Plan is to bump my way through the day, not too much not too little. Keep on the sugar and caffeine to avoid getting lethargic. Take diazapam to avoid getting anxious or fearful of being caught out. Take K to avoid crashing hard and falling asleep from diazapam. And eat plenty of food to balance the above. Wish me luck! (6 and a half hours to go, so far no customers) Update 5 hours to go now. taken both vals, drank red bull, drank coke. ate half sausage roll, had 2 small lines of k. feeling rough, paranoid my eyes look fucked, debating whether i can get out of being here) *Update Almost half way through. Luckily its a quiet day, I have 4 and a half hours to go still. Did a bit of a large line around 11ish which has worn off now. Feel worryingly normal but thankful for it. Eyes have adjusted to this bright light (never good when on k) stomach is feeling fucked up but im not surprised.
I DONT RECOMMEND THIS. *Update 3 and a half hours to go. Amazed ive made it this far. Right eye feels wonky but not too bad. Cant be asked to do much other than sit down. No appetite. Wont be doing this again, if you do find yourself in a similar situation and have to use drugs to main functionality then cocaine and valium would be the best. Using Ket as an upper has far too many other effects that do you no favours.
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>>53671775
i honestly doubt those are the ulterior motives of most women looking for a relationship xox
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Look up here, I'm in danger
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If Britain isn't full why is it so hard for me to find a parking space at Waitrose on a Saturday?
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going to start playing wow again desu lads.
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>>53671800
keked
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alri lads

things are starting to get weird now in a good way

lots of curvy visuals and tracers and shit

I'm gonna crawl into bed and watch old simpsons episodes 2bh haha
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Arsenal > Liverpool > Man Shitty > CHelshit >>>>> beaker
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>>53671574
What I is your project and how will it succeed
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>>53671864
sounds nice lad

hav a good time
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>>53671840
Do people like this exist?

Why would you even take so many drugs? Is their life that shit?
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>>53671843

I got scars than can't be seen. 8/10 AT LEAST
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Who here is a fan of Ghana's #1 gameshow: "Who Wants To Be Rich"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZm4bfxW5YQ
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>>53671819

would throw a spanner in the works eh
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>>53671864
>I'm gonna crawl into bed and watch old simpsons episodes 2bh haha
good lad, have fun
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>>53671842
true. it's not ulterior
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>>53671864

utter waste of a trip. listen to music and look at trippy things you fucking mong.
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>>53671840
>Cant be asked
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>>53671800
Vive La Revolution!
*purchases Guy Fawkes mask*
*puts on Che Guevera shirt*
*takes a selfie with my iPhone*
*sings The Internationale in front of Westminster*
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>>53671887
they wouldn't have always been that way with drugs, can be a bit of a slippery slope for some people innit
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>>53671864
What did you take?

Remember there's spiders on you.
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/election-us-2016-35328924

>What is this BBC obsession about another HYS on American politics, cant you find something in Europe that affects us all and open a HYS on it. This is the BRITISH Broadcasting Corporation funded by BRITISH people.
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>>53671923
don't listen to this bender, watching old simpsons episodes sounds fucking class
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You've basically just identified Trump supporters as National Capitalists. That's literally WORSE than Hitler; at least under the Nazi regime, the Germans did well for themselves (whilst making soap out of people). Congratulations. Kudos!
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>>53671838
>chores

FOY
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>>53671969
I bet it starts with weed.
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>>53671845
>owns a car
>goes to waitrose
FUCK YOU BOURGEOIS SCUM
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>>53672001
(You)
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>why yes, I do tell other people how to spend their time whilst high based on the subjective opinions of m'self
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>>53671986
>Congratulations. Kudos

thanks
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>>53671894

remember this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N73yFMaJvgw
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>>53671988
>implying there is a British substitute for that word
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>>53672001
Hello Croatia, how are you?

Rolling btw
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>>53671712
Don't do it, I like reading about your life desu.
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>girls who like kim kardashian posts on fb

do they just want to advertise they're a moron
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>>53672052
*coughs*
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJRhdDIJqs0
Wish we had something like this in the UK so we can help to fund Corbyn to power!
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>>53672001
uhhh
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>>53672080
it's not embarrassing though, reality tv is entertaining af
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>>53672054
what is an errand
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lads should I go for a walk in the park?

feel like I'd enjoy it but not sure I'm fit to be seen in public especially as some coworkers live sort of nearish and there's a slim chance I'll happen across them in the park

could listen to some musc too could be alright
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Are you people paid to post irrelevant political bollocks around here?
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>>53672001
rollolio
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>>53672021
>tfw honeybooboo
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>>53672080
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>Our opinions are very important and should be under every news article

who thinks like this
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>>53672124

Get naked and go outside
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>>53672124
>lads should I go for a walk in the park?
are you able to cross a busy road ( if you need to)?
are your pupils dilated significantly?
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>>53672124
go for it if you feel like it, you can always come back home if you start feeling overwhelmed :-)

sounds nice to me
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>>53672001

Lets go lads. gonna become a real Slag
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would quite like a french gf if I'm being completely honest
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>>53672113

17 years old
5'2
AA-cup
Blonde
Twin-tails
Fat
Dark bushy eyebrows (what the fuck man)
Asian
Bubble butt
Gray eyes

fuck this, i don't want to be fat. i quit this game
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just did the eggiest fart of my entire life
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>>53672001
who am i


pls be young. i want to experience it all again
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>>53672001
roll
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>>53672165
They're often entertaining to read (Guardian) and for certain publications actually build on or critique the article in a useful way (spectator/FT).

Also nice to be able to gauge popular reaction to the news 2bh.
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oi lads ;)
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>>53672214
send a pic x
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Any of you ever done something heroic?
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>>53672214
wish i could smell it
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watching orphan black
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>>53672123
>errand
>ˈɛr(ə)nd/
>noun
>noun: errand; plural noun: errands
>short journey undertaken in order to deliver or collect something, especially on someone else's behalf.

What is a pedantic sperg who has been BTFO? (Hint: it's you).
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>>53671677
nice buns haha x
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>>53672122
moron detected
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Good psp games?
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Not being funny but I wouldn't say I much care for Muslims desu
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>>53672303
fuck off
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what can i get at kfc for 3 quid
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>>53672172
no that's silly

>>53672184
yeah why is a busy road important? and yes my pupils are pretty dilated thank you very much

>>53672188
thanx lad how's australia
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>>53671882
I will gain access to that which I initially coveted
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>>53672313
weebshit
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>>53672301

http://www.thesaurus.com/browse/chore
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My favorite 10 English people

Rate

Idris Elba
Elvis Costello
Tom Hardy
Steve McManaman
Sol Campbell
Fag vocalist of Pet Shop Boys
Gary Oldman
Ralph Fiennes
Kieron Dyer
David Bowie ( RIP )
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>>53672263
haha hey ma-*accident spits phlem into your face*

umm .. clean up on aisle 4[head] haha :)
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>>53672336
kfc
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>good psp games?
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>>53672219
34 yo (shit) 4'11'' (kill me) C- cup Blonde short back and sides (so a lesbian right?) hourglass figure long dexterous tongue (definitely a lezzer) asian freckles (what)
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>>53672340
hows the trip going mate?
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>>53672360

how can black people be English? Do you roaches ever think before typing?
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I made a post on reddit and it says I have 10 comments, but when I click on the post it says I don't have any comments
what's up with that?
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>>53672340

>no that's silly

No it isn't lad, you're invisible when you're naked.

Everybody knows that
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>>53672301
how did this blow me out


blow my fucking knob
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>>53672409

>implying Elba is not pure anglo
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>>53672354
Reminder that if you one of the many posters who posts links ITT, you should remember that I don't open a single one of them. Youtube, BBC, Vice, DailyMail, vocaroo, anything; I do not click a single one. All that time you spend highlighting the link, copying and pasting it, filling out the CAPTCHA and sitting eagerly waiting for relevant (You)s relating to the content on the other side of the link are completely and utterly wasted on me because I do not, ever, open links ITT.
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>>53672409
Good thing only autists on the internet think like you
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Poleaboo is
Doing a poo,
A number two
For me and you

He records it with
His spying cam,
And sends it to
His polefu pham

His fellow employees
Found his blog
Sooner after
About the polish bog

They called him a pedo
And reported him to the police
So he removed his blog
To try and keep the peace

Being kicked out from uni
And locked up tight
He turns to /britfeel/
To hear his plight

"But wasn't I true
and wasn't I right,
to piss in milk bottles
and record people shite?"

Lowe and behold
The anons replied
"Fuck off pakiscum
I wish you had died"

So he turns to third person
And shit posts here everyday
The man of mystery Poleaboo
The one who got away
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>>53672458

You wasted more time posting that than i did getting the link
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Some retard has left their stuff in the washing machine so long it's started to grow mold on it
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poo is burning my arsehole as it comes out lads. never eating spicy food again smdh.
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>>53672503
>being this new
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>>53672340
Weather's been really weird for the past few days; 3 days ago it was 40 celcius then the next day it was 20 celcius.

Apart from that I can only assume that the rest of Australia has been going alright, haven't really left the house much in the past year haha
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>>53672407
brettyfucking good

pretty good
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>>53672483

so ethnicity isn't a thing any more?
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>>53671840
Think you need to grow up a bit and slow down on the drugs lad.

I love ket to the moon and back but you're taking the piss a bit m8. Best to have a low tolerance and keep your bladder.

Might be an unpopular opinion but even if you have a shitty retail job you should still turn up in a reasonable state.
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>>53671677
Thats a cob because it's crusty.
Barms, buns and baps are the same thing though.
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>>53672437
>doesn't even know what BTFO stands for
>doesn't know the word errand

MODS 14 YEAR OLD FOUND BAN HIM JANNY
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>>53672483
That isn't true at all desu, it's a case of the thing everyone thinks but nobody dares say.
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>>53672541
happy for you, mate

no stressHAHA but if you could *purrs* well if you could just *purrs seductively* listen/watch that video i linked *screams "FRICK"* that would be purrrrfect
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>>53672411
they're probably upvotes, the envelope goes orange if you have an unread message or reply.
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>I made a post on reddit
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>>53671677
ROLLS
O
L
L
S
>>53672523
What do yanks call them?
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>>53672576

Errand is synonymous with chore you fucking spastic
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Blacked
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>>53672363
thanks
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just ordered these for my 1500ug and 2000ug acid trips

what's my excuse if my flatmate finds these
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>>53672578
>That isn't true at all desu, it's a case of the thing everyone thinks but nobody dares say.

it's literally not desu, only old people think like this
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>>53672590
well aren't you a bit strange x

and you didn't even link him anything lol
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>>53672635
>What do yanks call them?
don't reckon we have a proper name. what are they called in britland?
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>>53672644
it really isn't.

a chore is doing the dishes or changing the beds
an errand is going to the bank to deposit a cheque or picking up a prescription

are you a 15 year old foreigner or something?
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>>53672644
>he never knew what the word errand meant
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>>53672695
>and you didn't even link him anything lol
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

FFFFRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKK

FRICK FRICK FRICK FRICK FRICK FRICK FRICK FRICK FRICK FRICK FRICK FRICK FRICK FRICK FRICK FRICK FRICK FRICK FRICK FRICK FRICK FRICK FRICK FRICK FRICK FRICK FRICK FRICK FRICK FRICK FRICK FRICK FRICK FRICK FRICK FRICK FRICK FRICK FRICK FRICK FRICK FRICK FRICK FRICK FRICK FRICK FRICK FRICK FRICK FRICK FRICK FRICK FRICK FRICK FRICK FRICK FRICK FRICK FRICK

FFFFFFRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKK :((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eD8aepirsnY
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>>53672686
People don't see black people here the same way as white Brits, they never will. They will always be outsiders.
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>>53672686
think like what? that ethnicity exists? does that mean you don't?
cool, im now chinese.
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>>53672644
14 YEAR OLD DETECTED JANNY

JANNNNNY
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>>53672696
Barms, batches, rolls, breadcakes, buns, barmcake, chebs, teacakes, baps or cobs.
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>>53672679
Say you struggle to control your bladder after you got chlamydia off a shemale escort you did up the shitter without a condom
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>race doesn't exist i don't see a persons colour only another human being
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the lead singer from slow dive (in her peak) should be my gf des
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>>53672748

*smacks you*

SNAP OUT OF IT

*gently pats you on the shoulder in hopes that you wont stab me for slapping you*
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>>53672748
to be honest this is probably good to listen to especially if you like Radiohead
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cup
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>tfw you see colleagues outside of work
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>>53672856

*at her peak

English isn't hard, chang.
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>>53672748
listening to this lad allow your one hour video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vuG39sZxMp8
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>>53672353
Never heard of that one
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seeing some old friends on monday
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>That one spastic Australian poster who is obviously below sixteen years of age
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*scrolls down the 'chon while drinking my yakult*

hmmm ... what is this post

*reads >>53672857*

PFFFFFFFFTHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

AHAHAHAHAHA

AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA

*Breathes in while laughing*

AHHASH----CCCHHHHHHCHH

*Begins choking on yakult*

CHHHHHHHHHH

SHHHHHHHHHHHH

ARRRRGHHHHHHHHHH

YKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

AHSDSSAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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>>53672766
I didn't say they see them in the same way as white Brits but they still see them as Brits.

>>53672779
Wew, pure autism
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>>53672727
>>53672741
>>53672784
>• the purpose or object of an errand: she knew that if she stated her errand she would not be able to see him.


>>53672576
it's what i said with one extra word,. fuck off literal child
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZ1zjM3-uxU
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>BBC and Channel 4 review of ISIS terror attacks
>no mention of jews who ISIS specifically set out to kill because they were jewish
>everyone else who was killed is mentioned even the muslim policeman

sick of this anti-Semitism from our media
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>>53672905
shut the fuck up gwailo pig
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>>53672957

>autism

care to explain how he is English? He's certainly British - but that isn't the point here.
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Alright, need some help here 2bh

http://strawpoll.me/6554152
http://strawpoll.me/6554152
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>>53672957
Brits but not English, Scottish, Lwesh etc
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>>53672955
it's a pretty good gimmick desu
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>>53672969
JANNY BAN THE 14 YEAR OLD

It's backed the fuck out you utter cretin
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fuck everyone in this thread
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>>53673002

>Cantonese
>in Australia

lol no. you have shit-tier Mandarin
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>>53673009
>300+ votes
wew lad
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>>53673059
doma la aiya cha-ni-ma
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>>53673042
shut up troll


it's 'blown'. source: >>>/sp/
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>>53673002
cibai la
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>>53673045
leave then, it's not like we were actually enjoying your company anyway
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>>53673099
got a lot of teeth for a smart cunt you know mate?
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>>53673045
>>53673099
all me
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>>53673045
erm...i didn't actually give you permission to use my gimmick

please delete your post at once

thanks
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>>53673034
it's shit
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>>53673129
all me

*says that chinese word that sounds like nigger but apparently means "what". me thinks it's pronounced "nay-ghur"(?)*
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>>53673003
Since he was born and raised here he's as English as any, say, Irish person who was also brough up and raised in England.

Raheem Sterling is as English as Wayne Rooney.

>>53673021
Everyone except autistic racists would disagree la.
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>>53673009
For fuck sake, vote-hacking is the worst gimmick there is.

Help me out lads, need some data I can work with before I pull the trigger

http://strawpoll.me/6554184
http://strawpoll.me/6554184
http://strawpoll.me/6554184

^^ VOTE, YOU SCROTE ^^
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I get an Oscar vote AMA
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>>53672001
rolling for slag tbqh
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>>53673167

so culture is the same as ethnicity then? is that what you're saying?
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>>53673167
>racists

Well done m8
>>>/reddit/
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>>53672955
this is my gimmick would you like to conduct an interview with me? let me jsut get the microphone out *gets up from the chair really exhaustively. a lot of breathes, a lot of sweat.*
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>>53673217
stop stealing my gimmicks and pretending to be me before i get the shits with you cunt
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go on go on leave me breathless
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>>53673184
How good at giving blowjobs is Leonardo DiCaprio?
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>>53673167

but 'English' is an ethnicity. culture is an ambiguous term.

so please answer the original question. How is he ethnically English?
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>>53673217
*walks in*
*trips on the sweat*
UHOH UHOH UHOH
woAH WOah WOAAHHHH
*does the splits*
*pants rip*

hahah HOW EMBARRASING PFFFFFHAHAHAHA
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>>53673266
i literally cannot .. i cannot even .. i mean i just ... *gets on a bus to your house* yeah what now? huh kiddo? *eggs your house* hahaha :)
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Liking this new "stop stealing my gimmick" gimmick
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Drug dealer ice cream van is back haha
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why the FUCK do all yank news websites fill their articles with auto playing videos
fuck off rooooo
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>>53673266
ummm, i literally cannot tell if you're being serious with me rn but i literally birthed that meme haha xox
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i never want to wake don't lose it don't leave it
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>>53673184
>i have a picture i took from another board

fixed
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Just finished wanking
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>>53673297
He's a prick and he's shit at blowies
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>>53673310
Lefties act like culture doesn't exist m8, that we're all exactly the same.
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>>53673266
>>53673362
>these two knobheads trying to steal my gimmick.

Like, um, nice try sweetheart :)
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reminder that chest and arms are literally all that matters to girls
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stop distracting me, i'm trying to watch Orphan Black over here... *shakes my head*
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yeah would absolutely obliterate any of youse if we ever got in a fight no dramas there'd be 2 noises: me hitting you and you hittin the fuck ground like the sack of shit you a--ah-AH-CHU!

godzuntight
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fuck everyone in this thread
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>Begun snowing in Manchester

FUCK! I'm doing my driving test next week as well. Never going to pass in snowy conditions.
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>>53673435
face>hair>tits>legs

Even though I have a leg fetish.
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Let me tell you how I spent a couple hundreds today, done cut back on that lean I'm on that hen-do-say.
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>>53673318
get us some kezzle lad x
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>>53673374
Don't be jel, it's OC
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>>53673413
*winks @ (You)*
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GONNA TAKE A LOT TO DRAG ME AWAY FROM YOU
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>>53673456
Apparently some test centres are super strict with the road conditions and it takes fuck all snow or ice before they phone you up and move your test
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>>53673521
haha you fucking bender
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>>53673435
and every other muscle
if you just have a big chest and arms you'll look stupid
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Moleskin notepads are half price at Clintons lads
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>>53673502
timestamp etc
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>>53673482
this is all for you lad

all this shitposting is for you

this is all for you

*jumps off the roof with the noose around my neck*

*does a sweat spin*

*spinal cord is ripped out by the force of me walking off a roof to impress you so my body lands on the floor but it lands on the floor on its too feet and walks around like a headless chicken*

*my head yells at it "OI STEAL A HEAD!"*

*my body being the absolute idiot it is thinks i said "OI STEAL A BED" so he ... gets this .. he steals a freaking BED!!! ahahahahaha

anyway thats how i got my new bed hahahaha
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>>53673435

don't care i need a 500lb deadlift
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Pretty woman walking down the street
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>>53673413
>Knobhead
>Knob

Here's your precious (you), now fuck off and learn proper English.
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>>53673482
cheer up lad, you've had a tab
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8n8Q_iJBz8
LEL
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>>53673588
fuck me, write a book cunt!
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>>53673572
>Moleskin
>>
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Firmly grasp it!
(My willy)
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im posting some fantastic content but am just not getting enough (You)s desu

feel like im a surgeon or sometihng doing a really important job but not getting any appreiciation or anything
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>>53673590
good lad. not done standard deads in a while actually, last proper deadlift session was a 500lb axle w/o chalk
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Filtered Australia. Wish they would do their autistic shit in their own general.
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>>53673435
girls who are that thick you could fuck without going to the gym at all.

either work full body or don't work out at all, girls worth putting your willy in will not care if you have big arms or a big chest if you're not a big guy generally, they will call you out on it and you'll feel like an idiot.
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do you think normies can spot a virgin with 100% accuracy? i think i blend in pretty well tbqh.
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>>53673628

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ToAah0ME4bY
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>>53673647
>gallant
>cucked his king and then spent the rest of his days wandering around crying to himself like a bitch
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>>53673677
umm alright virgin x :)
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>Filtered Australia. Wish they would do their autistic shit in their own general.
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>>53673692
I never got spotted
The girl I lost it with didn't even realise
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lol
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>>53673310
>but 'English' is an ethnicity
I disagree that it's merely an ethnicity. There is an English culture and identity that I would argue is much more important.

I would have much more in common and be more willing to identify with as a compatriot a black man who was born and raised in my town, in the same culture, than an ethnically White English man who was raised in Los Angeles in a different culture that I couldn't as readily identity with.
>>53673214
>>>/pol/
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Fucking hell lads had a wank before and got a sore ballsack on the left

is this blueballs?
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>>53673692

maybe not 100% but with high accuracy. anytime a sex conversation comes up people notice how you act.
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>>53673775
>>>/pol/
left or right nobody fucking cares except you two
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>>53673758
Don't get it
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Snowing outside lads, get in
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