/AUSime edition/
watching pulp fiction hahhahhaha (uno 317)
/AUStism/
if this doesn't get deleted i'm going to throw a tantrum 2bh
WASSUP
fucking other men is not gay only being penetrated yourself is gay
>>53613554
>>53613524
>they've never been to a club
FOAL
>>53613588
got a cock up the arse last night lads, AMA
>tfw the contestant choses the chasers lowest offer, then gets every question right
>>53613610
I'm too young, Yorkshire. Need to be 21.
>mfw Americans LITERALLY have to stop at every house on a road whilst in a school bus because the kids are too fat to waddle 200 metres down the road
>>53613589
try it i dare you
>>53613620
>>53613639
>She/he isn't 21
I'm 21 and I still get id'd when I try buy red bull
>Brits to lose benefits under plans to clamp down on European migration: Merkel offers ‘nonsense’ deal to Cameron
>Migrant workers would be banned from getting in-work benefits if they fill low-paid jobs under a controversial plan designed to keep Britain in the EU.
>Germany has offered David Cameron a deal that would see EU citizens who earn only the minimum wage denied state handouts.
>But, to make the idea acceptable to Brussels, hundreds of thousands of low-paid British workers would also miss out on tax credits.
>Insiders say the idea has been embraced by No 10 – which is desperate to declare that it has secured a ‘win’ on limiting migrant benefits.
>>53613550
Dead n-word storage.
>>53613642
Still a better system than the UK
https://youtu.be/WrcuWqw2tT8
I'm surprised those kids are allowed to cross the street though, I mean it slows traffic and could cause an accident
>>53613662
wtf i can't help that im not 21 la, can't believe you can't tell who i am tbhh
>Wanna fight?
what do u do
>>53613673
n-word
lol forgot you faggots had a profanity monitor in your country
cheeky niggers
I hate yanks so damn much.
>>53613685
DELETE THIS IT'S NOT TRUE BOLTON IS 100% WHITE
DELETE THIS NNOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
>>53613697
Kiss the Goose softly on his forehead and tell him that everything will be O.K
>>53613697
Suck his dick
>>53613695
anybody else here /exclusivelymasturbatetowhitemaleonblackfemalecreampieimpregnationporn/?
thoughts of this gentlemen
>>53613685
>he hasn't seen our airports
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVOSHnksqAQ
>>53613692
There's like 20 cali posters and unsurprisingly they're all spics
>>53613705
Watch yourself you n-word c-word
>>53613697
Become a short asian manlet who humilates the goose in a fight
>>53613744
I'm not a spic
>inb4 t.jose gonzalez
>>53613695
>>53613744
what the fuck even is that video
>>53613759
t. pedro pablo with dark orbs for eyes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5-mfOXF0i0
do britniggers ever brag that the strongest man is a brit?
K-on desu lads
>>53613787
We're just greeting our new Syrian refugees flown in from Jordan you racist. 'Hello' is such an American greeting. Here in the UK we say "Salaam Aleikum Allahu Akbar"
>>53613796
Lifting weights is patriarchal and problematic so we're not allowed to talk about it.
>>53613805
would love those for my room desu
>>53613723
>>53613758
>>53613805
Less than a month 'til valentine's lads
Any plans yet?
>>53613796
he didnt even lift it over his head; most people reasonably fit would be able to get it up to their knees
>>53613695
>>53613642
You know I don't think yanks actually know what a bus is. Spending a lifetime on a motorised scooter makes the concept of a bus foreign.
>>53613831
>>53613841
I'm gonna spend the night with Miss Rosy Palms and her 5 sisters. Oh yeaaaah
*throws a tantrum*
>>53613673
*catches a tantrum*
>>53613857
>>53613866
while ago but left our mark lads, at the k-on school in Japan.
>>53613670
I couldn't give ten shits about benefits at this point. The EU is a much greater danger than a mere financial one.
>>53613896
>>53613896
>we
>I've been to Japan
>>53613905
was it cool?
>>53613916
Why do they march them into your borders like they are an army?
>>53613790
wow
>>53613685
Well it can't be as bad as in the land of the free where crossing the road without a set of lights is literally illegal.
>>53613955
That's not England, it's probably Hungary and they're marching them out because the Balkans and Eastern Europe hate Muslims
>>53613946
yes actually, lots of K-on stuff.
>>53613639
>Need to be 21.
AND...THE HOME....OF THE....BRAVE.....
>>53614002
maybe if i ever went to k on and i wasnt with friends i could visit it
>>53614013
>big lake
wonderful naming there amerikanski
>>53613916
if they have to let anyone in it should only be the women
every sandnigger male is a rapist
anyone who isnt me is an enemy
>>53614013
GOD. I know!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>53613970
What?
say my name
>>53613705
You actually have autism. S-word y-word.
>>53613955
what borders do you think the island we're on has you fucking spastic?
They clean honey after the bees vomit it out right?
>>53614047
dj khaled ;)
>>53614047
>>53614069
WE ARE A LITERAL ISLAND. THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO REASON WHY WE SHOULD HAVE AN IMMIGRATION PROBLEM. WE ARE BEING SOLD DOWN THE RIVER BY OUR TREASONOUS LEADERS.
>>53613743
When I was 8 I wanted to know how it felt to be made a real man. Jim fixed it for me.
So, why exactly doesn't UK have this? Is it genetics?
I wish you could anti-sign petitions
>>53614062
>the uk doesn't have borders
having a cheeky laugh at you lad
>>53614042
Come England, I'll buy you a drink
>>53614065
No, because then it wouldn't be honey
>>53614099
Why was Norway a shit hole before it had oil? Scandi autism? Fuck off snowmonkey
>>53614099
>what is Scotland and Wales
>>53614099
the UK has mountains and lakes, with snow
>>53614099
>bunch of shitty mountains
woopty fucking dooo
>>53613796
Did you know that Anglos are the most powerful race?
>>53614103
its called downvoting
>>53614124
That's why we've voluntarily let our lands and people get taken over by the Middle East
>>53614113
cheers love x
>>53614132
no it's not
fucking idiot
>>53613796
>having chinese characters tattoo'd on the other way round
how embarrassing la
am defo in sociology the now hen
>>53613905
>>53613805
Quite jelly desu, well done.
>Did you know that Anglos are the most powerful race?
>>53614159
1142
>>53614159
why is there a slav creeping in the background
>>53613955
They are an army.
What's surrey like lads?
What's the next big haircut, lads?
The manbun is dead. The undercut is still popular, but dying.
What's next?
>>53614168
did u really come in here just to say that
>>53614184
like every other home county lad
>>53614191
did i? DID I?
YEAH DUDE, I DID IT.
>>53614186
The bowl
>>53614186
Buzzcut
>>53614184
Bit posh, lots of woods
t. was born there
>>53614213
wierdo
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVcVSEa_Ooo
>yank """"""""""""""""talent"""""""""""""""""""""
>>53614183
that cunt's got a way nicer phone than me
>>53614186
The young Leo dicaprio
>>53614226
rude
>>53614140
Being powerful doesn't mean you can't be manipulated.
Look at Anakin, he was the chosen one and Sheev still pulled his strings.
>>53614235
buy a better one, and stop being a soppy cunt
>>53614116
We were among top 10 countries in GDP per capita before oil, isn't that about the same tier as UK today? Or are you perhaps even lower? I'm not sure. Are you saying in effect that UK is shitty? Ok then.
>>53614122
It's a fjord, not a lake, and the moutain is twice as tall and probably much steeper and aesthetically pleasing to the eye.
>>53614249
s-sorry
>>53614233
oh my god, this anti-yank banter is getting out of hand
>>53614099
looks like canada, so they actually do
>Yes, that's right. I am from Chile. Life is good when you live 20k feet above sea level, I mean... you do have to buy your oxygen from down t'shop or die but that's no biggie right? They just rolled out electricity to our mud huts last year so that's good!
>>53611221
what's your rsn?
>>53614159
testing image resize and quality.
>>53614267
>It's a fjord, not a lake
fuck off, it's water with mountains. looks like your mum when when i shat in her mouth
>>53614267
>GDP per capita is supposed to be impressive in 1804 when there was 60 gazillion people in UK and 2 in norway
>>53614270
no, it's too late, you broke my heart
>>53614309
shut up
>>53614168
Ask your neighbour how weak we are.
>It's a fjord, not a lake, and the moutain is twice as tall and probably much steeper and aesthetically pleasing to the eye.
>oh my god, this anti-yank banter is getting out of hand
>>53614329
please im sorry
>It's a fjord, not a lake, and the moutain is twice as tall and probably much steeper and aesthetically pleasing to the eye.
>>53614289
Canada, you're your own country. Come on.
I was a fan of Craig David BEFORE he covered Justin Bieber's song
Love This Week lads
It's filmed like they had a budget of £5
>>53614359
DELETE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!
>Yes, I'm actually from UK, a turd-shaped kingdom lost in the sea. My best friend is Rajeet Al-Muhammad, a fellow british citizen. Amazing, right? We just share everything like the TV license fee and my gf.
>It's a fjord, not a lake, and the moutain is twice as tall and probably much steeper and aesthetically pleasing to the eye
How do bees make these perfect uniform hexagonal shapes?
Maisie
>chile
>>53614415
Good patter lad
>>53614395
both
>>53614427
Carefully.
Do you lads reckon the yanks who browse /brit/ start thinking of themselves and their fellow yanks as "yanks" even though I'm lead to believe "yank" means a specific kind of yank in yankeeville
>Oh I'm proud to be an American where at least I over eat
>>53614427
They don't look very perfect or uniform 2bh.
>>53614483
foy
>>53614434
Got a decent pair of bacon on 'er, I'll give 'er that
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWMNK3wFa1g
LADS ON TOUR
LADS ON TOUR
>>53614502
I bet they're better than you could draw without any kind of ruler or protractor.
>>53614483
no because any time you say yanks I think of the yankee which is a team I was raised to hate.
They even made me cry when I was a kid when Aaron Boone hit that home run against the Red Sox in the playoffs.
Your low tier bants will never overwrite that memory
>ausfallus
>DELETE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0dktMSrJtfP
>>53614456
Post comfy fjords in Canada.
>>53613695
post favourite bollywood song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MWi2yyIOBE0
>>53614450
>patter
>My entire county is a coast
Calling a Southern American a Yank is highly offensive lads, this is a civil general.
>>53614483
yep
>>53614540
pls
>>53614483
Countless yanks have said that /brit/ brain rot has caused them to let slip all sorts of slang from here in real life so I wouldn't doubt it.
>>53614525
It takes them ages though, I could draw some pretty good hexagons if I took hours to do it.
Remember, lads. If we vote to leave the EU, the island of Britain will have its tether cut from mainland Europe, our island will uproot itself from the sea bed, and we will drift far into the ocean. All one, no one close by, freezing in the cold lonely ocean with no one to help us.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s17dPEq2n6lY
new gimmick: use cockney rhyming slang
>>53614563
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLpWa6iYyzI
>>53614627
fancy a rosy lea?
Took a pic of my gf lads
>>53614563
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1fl8M7KOa0
It's from the only Bollywood film I have ever watched as some lads were streaming it for us to laugh at. It's like the paki version of the Terminator except the robot is called Chiti but pronounced as "shitty". This song however is pretty catchy.
>>53614563
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YR12Z8f1Dh8
CHOOOON
>>53614641
You having a bubble? You don't say the "lea" bit, me old China
>>53614563
>>53614636
why are the men always darker than the women
argue with me and prepare to reap the whirlwind
>i have stars in my flag
>>53614695
y-you too
>>53614696
The women bleach their skin with cream to appear pretty
>>53614696
to westernise the woman as it is the most desirable image in media
>>53614483
JAN KEES
A
N
K
E
E
S
The average Brit that supports the EU thinks that if we leave the eu, people won't be able to come to Britain for a holiday and we will lose billions in tourism money. As evidenced on question time last night
>My flag is sort of like the Texas flag
>>53614583
Imagine unironically being a yank and using brit slang.
>why yes, my flag is stylistically inspired by toothpaste
>>53614400
based Andrew Neil
Dropped my S4 down the toilet lads.
It's completely fine tho lol.
Did that with an S3 a few years ago and it fucked it up
>>53614747
They'd sound like a right Charlie
>>53614723
Pale skin has always been looked at as more attractive in Asia
>>53614741
They also think all trade with the EU will magically stop, and we'll lose ''4 million jobs''. As evidenced on question time last night
>why yes, my flag is based on Aquafresh toothpaste
The in/out vote is just going to result in an in vote.
Shame.
Might half inch me a jam jar lads, what you reckon?
>>53614547
her majjestys
is this a fjord btw?
>>53614795
you're going put your half inch todger into a jam jar?
>>53614810
>having to care about what day of the week it is
>>53614625
I can relate to the america in this picture
If I could into art I would make a comic where other countries are bantering with each other and then america tries and it is illustrated by two nuclear bombs being dropped on japan.
get it? It would illustrate america's overkill of both banter and military force
>waiting for a good 2016 /brit/ gimmick
>why yes, my flag does not have original colours
>>53614841
>not understanding how the gimmick cycle works
>>53614841
Can I start posting my snacks?
>I can relate to the america in this picture
>
>If I could into art I would make a comic where other countries are bantering with each other and then america tries and it is illustrated by two nuclear bombs being dropped on japan.
>
>get it? It would illustrate america's overkill of both banter and military force
>>53614841
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CASGNmf0Pec
>>53614708
ur country is dumb and smells bad and is fully of the worst kind of modern "culture"
>Why yes, I do have to pay Beecham Group royalties whenever I show off my national flag for copying Aquafresh
>Yanks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKQ-_AdfRmA
>>53614843
I thought the netherlands was just a term for the sweden denmark and finland until I was an adult
>>53614921
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEEx3oUuiII
>>53614797
I don't see what's down there under the layer of skies, so I don't know. But this was surely a beautiful picture, and I saved it! :))
Here's a beautiful picture back.
>>53614949
thats how irrelevant they are
Ode to yanks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WF0tkdhtIDA
>>53614864
I don't get it
>>53614901
bit dum you we've had a work around for that since the 1600s
>>53614741
>>53614781
Yes but Europhiles are morons that live in a fantasy land. What do you expect?
Why is everyone so obsessed with Americans?
>>53614953
isnt lofoten those islands up north?
>>53615009
>A couple of conversations points in a conversation including some Americans mentions America
>WHY IS EVERYONE SO OBSESSED
Fuck off yank
>>53615009
We're objectively cool.
>>53615009
stop
i like it it makes me feel popular
Me and my gf were supposed to visit Munich but now she doesn't want to go because she is scared of the Muslims kek
>>53615061
>implying she's not scared that you're not manly enough to protect her
>>53615009
>tfw american
>go on 4chan
>every other country knows more about my countries movies, music and politicians than I do
It's honestly something that I don't think any other place could experience, it's kind of surreal. It's like we are the celebrities of the planet and everybody reads about every time we take a poo
>>53615061
Munich is really nice 2bh
>>53615061
Well that's the problem isn't it
Europeans are scared. Muslims aren't.
So they see us as weak and hats why they attack us
>>53615009
Turn off your proxy Brad
>>53615039
>mfw Americans are so dumb they can't use Objectively correctly
did u lads hear about the bloke in Michigan that just did a big poo?
Lads give me good holiday ideas for this summer, budget of no more than 500 pounds.
>>53615096
>Go to a website
>Everyone knows more than me
Yeah, you probably get that a lot huh?
>>53615104
Rasheed Al-Scotlandi
>>53615117
Michael Moore?
>>53615122
Blackpool
>>53615110
what m8
>>53615122
Shag your Mum 500 times
>>53615129
When it comes to movies, TV, music and politics yeah I do.
I generally don't consume those products, so that's not very hard but it's kind of surreal when non-americans talk about american politics with me
>>53615110
Dr Scott!
>I generally don't consume those products, so that's not very hard but it's kind of surreal when non-americans talk about american politics with me
>>53615136
Would literally rather die than visit the north.
>>53615148
I can do that for free m8, no need to pay.
>>53615187
thank you for allowing me to give myself a (you)
>>53615161
>mfw Americans are so ignorant that Mkimbe from Africa, who can only communicate in clicks and spends most of his day chucking spears at fish, knows more than them
doing an order 66
>>53615211
I mean I don't spend most of my time hunting and surviving off the land so I figure that would probably be true all memeing aside.
>>53615199
Go to a city in europe that's twinned with yours
having a sook
>>53615215
why didn't Sideous just execute order 66 on Geonosis
>>53615243
>mfw my town's twin is in Germany
fug
>>53615233
Yeah you spend most of your time hunting down McDonald vouchers and munching down Big Macs so I guess you're right
>Large, bright, spacious houses
>Nice, sunny weather
>large variety of shops, places to eat and things to do
>modern cities with great public transport
>large expanse of varying natural beauty
>tiny, dark, cramped houses that cost a fortune
>gray, gray, gray, gray
>every town centre looks exactly the same with nothing to do
>London is a dirty city with shit transport. Every other "city" is just an ugly 70s looking city but made modern because they added a large shopping mall
>green hills. Have to pay for everything.
Gee, I wonder why people in Britain are snobby and look down on Americans. It's because we are jealous and in denial. We know this place is a shithole and we hate our ancestors for not moving to America when they could have
post beep beeps
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJ30WRNXBZ8
>>53615281
pretty sure every city in the UK has a twin in Germany
Money is the root of all evil
>>53615281
>he doesn't have multiple twin towns
Poorthener
>>53615291
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9Y1sEmyymw
>>53615302
Happy 16th birthday
>>53615289
t. pedro
>Money is the root of all evil
>Money is the root of all evil, when we shed this medium of trade all will be well in the world. there'll be no more wars waged for a capatalist agenda
>>53615318
>Poorthener
East Anglia tbf
>>53615289
Randy, pls
>>53615011
Yes they are. Didn't think a Canadian would have heard of some Norwegian northern place with islands, desu:)
>>53615283
I don't do that though why would you make up lies about me nigel
