Lewd edition
Lesbian porn is pretty boring, 2bh. The kissing is by far the hottest part
https://jlist.com/category/adult-corner/toys/toys-for-women/ao213
wew
>>53610728
He's a complete mong. The only people that like him are /pol/ tier retards
no niggers spics or fags haha!!!
>Lesbian porn is pretty boring, 2bh. The kissing is by far the hottest part
>>53610766
juan
>>53610770
vile
>>53610682
there's something off about both of the actresses
it's like they aren't getting enough blood circulation in their faces so they have this air of ghastliness to them. like they're dead inside so much that it seeped through to show on their faces.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/10_Cloverfield_Lane
hmm
trump forever
commies NEVER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPRfP_TEQ-g
>>53610793
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2aEBlLMyN_0
PARTY TIME MUHFUGGAHS
>>53610806
Love the we wuz kings meme desu
If people don't want to live in a meritocracy any more, can they just say so and stop with the 'we need more women in x' and 'we need more blacks in y' bullshit?
Sure, we won't be operating effectively when our police force is comprised of obese people and our school teachers can't actually read or write, but it's progressive and inclusive!
And the only people who will suffer are straight, white men, but they've had it easy since the dawn of time anyway.
who at /work/
>>53610871
font
>>53610832
horrendous
Just imagine if we moved to the middle east, would we really give up our views of gender equality if they told us upon arrival "No, wives MUST obey their husbands and women that are not modestly dressed are asking for it!" this is delusional to the extreme. How about Germany take all the money they're going to need to spend to educate these people how to act civilised and create some natalist policies? Pay people to have 3 or more children, tax cuts. Something, anything but population replacement.
>>53610829
UPBOATED
>>53610854
If institutions discriminate against minorities then by definition they aren't meritocratic
i was watering my plants today
>>53610874
i still want to sex
>>53610881
CHILL PARTY TIME THEN FAGGOT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCA689lvfpI
>>53610874
Who is this cutie bonooty?
>>53610871
jog on normie twat
>>53610885
Would your mum let you though?
>>53610875
it's 8:15 laddy, shouldn't you have started shoveling shit already?
>>53610919
im not a normie like you
>>53610912
abhorrently dull
>>53610915
without people like me there would be no bennies and neets, lad every brit in the thread is a normie otherwise why would you be awake right now
>>53610934
You're just a shit. A SHIT!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27d138zhyZQ
>>53610897
>Not using a quota for minorities is the same as discriminating against minorities
I realise that perhaps isn't the point you was making, but still.
>>53610954
yeah was just takin the piss lad.
gotta get up in 7 hours for work desu
>>53610933
Yeah I could tell that by looking at your ugly fucking mug and disgusting neck, 1142.jpg
>>53610736
>Wanting to see willies when you jerk off
I've bad news for you.
>>53610967
generic normie manure
>>53610979
whatever wage slave why dont u get back to work so your boss can afford his new yacht
>>53610991
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IeZIfbPKzGE
Fuck you, too.
>>53610997
ok sorry sir i'll get right back on it
>>53610806
wow
>>53611018
pretentious twaddle
>>53611018
>jfac
ah to be young again...
>>53611042
Good memories tbqh
>>53611040
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4M4XTsx2cA
WELL HOW ABOUT SOME FUCKING NOSTALGIA THEN?
>>53610885
>Pay people to have 3 or more children, tax cuts.
We have schemes like that, they didn't do anything. Even immigrant birth rates in Germany are below replacement rate.
>>53610816
watching a wiki page get raped, lads
>>53611065
juvenile nonsense
>>53611075
Why do you think that is? I read somewhere that living in apartments (Like most Germans and Spaniards apparently do) lowers the birth rate dramatically.
>>53611075
>GUYS WE'RE OVERPOPULATED WE NEED TO REDUCE THE AMOUNT OF PEOPLE ON THIS PLANET!
>first world countries oblige
>oh would you look at that, we're below replacement rate for births
>better bring in a gorillion immigrants to help us :^)
Juice, not even once.
>>53611103
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WXYjm74WFI
>>53610806
matched a girl i know i tinder and i want to shag her in the vagina
>>53611119
whimsical tosh
gonna need more oak logs
>>53611162
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=okSwTIfUVY4
>>53610806
that image looks like it was made by /pol/ and purposely spread via World Star Hiphop
>tfw exam today
>tfw Dragon's Dogma doesn't unlock until 6pm
>tfw housemates want me to go out tonight
>>53611094
what is happening at /tv/?
might do a beans on toast
>>53611221
>using that shitty windows search bar thingy
>>53611200
I completed it on the Xbox time ago, is it worth getting again?
>>53611227
What kinda beans?
>>53611200
>6pm
Why did I wake up this early
>>53611253
4k res and 120 fps, i had it on PS3 and it's worth it alone to play it with a silky smooth fps
>>53611253
dunno mate, haven't played it yet, but if you want 60fps then it might be worth it
>>53611249
i dont use it desu i dont get it. i cant even figure out how to open ms paint so i just edit photos on my desktop then ctrl + n
>>53611257
some aldi baked beans lad
>>53611253
>>53611280
>>53611281
the chinamans has magically cracked it somehow early
>>53611221
>windows 10
>>53611297
>aldi
>>53611297
Alri
What kinda toast?
>>53611310
Yeah but I want to buy it on steam so I can show off to people that I'm a massive weeb.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ZF-rmbQV-Q
Just a reminder that there is no god but Allah.
See you all in Friday Prayers (or else).
>>53611324
The modern man shops at aldi, in a pinch lidl and in dire straits netto.
>>53611310
I bought it to incentivise them to get making another, and it was only like £20
>>53611335
Dragons Dogma isn't weeby
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XBlBPtQW6g GOAT SONG
>>53610849
is this guy still at it?
>>53611345
>modern
Funny way of spelling 'poor'
>>53611328
some seedy brown bread tbf, gonna have to settle for margarine as not got any butter in atm
Fjording this thread..
...with no survivors!!!
cutting trees in runescape
>>53611366
ironically kill yourself
>>53611378
So 'beans N toast' is 'beans, toast and butter'?
>>53611395
Why not just eat Waitrose essentials and reduced items la?
>i go to supermarkets
>>53611400
>yanks use so much butter they count it as a separate ingredient
>>53611400
Jog on yank
comfy songs to listen to? only with this year or last year though no old shit
>>53611400
its literally beans on toast gosh how silly do you have to be
>>53611335
>>53611362
it's basically monster hunter, right? might tide me over until ds3
>I don't go to supermarkets
>I go to supermarkets
>>53611400
Nah lad you're getting it confused
Toast = toasted bread + butter
without butter it would be beans on toasted bread
I must say lads I don't think I can trust anyone who doesn't semi regularly have beans on toast.
>>53611462
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQHsXMglC9A#t=1m13s
>>53611471
Never played Monster Hunter, but I've read on /v/ it's similar so give it a blast kiwi
>>53611428
Have you tried shopping at Aldi? there's actually a lot of nice stuff there tb.h lad also i'm a poor student
>>53611444
>>53611453
>>53611471
Rude
>>53611489
Cheers m8
>I, unironically, don't go to supermarkets
>>53611491
haha cheeky kunt
>I unironically go to supermarkets
>>53611510
I have, some of the stuff is alright. I don't trust meat from there though. I once bought frozen chicken from there and it was like eating rubber
What happens in here?
who /NEET/ here??
>i eat chicken
>watch the Donald Trump Jam
Reminds me of North Korea desu
still at home before going back to uni so can use mummies espresso machine, but when I go back I'll have to use my poverty cafetiere feels bad man
>Aha, you're absolutely positively right! I DON'T go to supermarkets! How do I get my food you ask? Well fellow gentlesir, I simply doth my cap at ladies and my stunning looks makes them drop all their food and run away
>>53611564
Go away this general is Anglo only
>i eat food
>>53611564
memes and banter
>espresso machine
>I go to supermarkets
>I go outside
>I don't eat chicken. Don't you know how they live? They kept in cages. It's mean to eat food kept in such conditions. That's why I only eat pasta and cheese to sustain myself
Is toast and jam
>toasted bread and jam
Or
>toasted bread, butter, and jam
1142
>>53611610
I know you're just doing it as the thread is dead as fuck, but how do you make your coffee then?
>>53611625
>butter
>with jam
Lack of poo peeland in this thread
>>53611117
Probably because it's still too hard to raise children when both parents work here. Kindergarten is 9-12, primary schools are 8-12. Daycare exists but there's not enough spots for every child.
All-day schools often have worse reputations than the best tier of normal schools.
>They only do memes and banter here, which as an American am a connosieur in. I like to get my pepes and store them for 1 year so they mature like a fine vintage wine
>how do you make your coffee
>>53611611
You don't have to go outside, get it delivered. Waitrose even has the ocado shit
>>53611625
neither, it's jam on toast
it's a complex world lad
Nananananananananana baby give it up - give it up, baby give it up!
>>53611658
hi yorkshire x
>>53611594
If there's chicanos, I'm allowed to post here too.
>>53611647
Just arrived fäm
>>53611647
get on in here then lad were doing the fedora thing
>>53611625
>butter
>with jam
Don't you call jam jelly in yankydoodle land?
>>53611659
funny guy
>treating your whole life like it's an exam to get into heaven
>a fucking exam.
>>53611682
They're separate and I prefer jam to jelly
>get on in here then lad were doing the fedora thing
>apply for three jobs
>all accept me
Lads, I'm going to be useful to society
>get on in here then lad were doing the fedora thing
>funny guy
>I eat toast
quite a few hats itt
>Coffee? Why I take it black of course. As a real man I don't partake in refined sugars and estrogen containing dairy products. I like to test my will by drinking it as strong and as hot as possible; I do all this before my cold shower
I feel like australians/new zealanders/irish are on the same wavelength as us, canadians are close and americans are pretty much another species
>I breath air
>>53611731
>canadians are close
nah mate
>I feel like australians/new zealanders/irish are on the same wavelength as us
>canadians are close and americans are pretty much another species
>>53611728
Cold showers can be decent t bh
Gets the blood flowing before a run/gym session or cools you down in the hot summer
>>53611760
rasheed
>>53611728
>taste my will my drinking it strong
>not enjoying strong coffee
fuck me yanks really are yank tier, bet you have non dairy creamer and saccharin
>I'm a Yank
>I'm a Canadian
>I'm an Aussie
>I'm a Kiwi
>I'm a Chilly
>I'm a German
>I'm Irish
>I have extra flags
>I know the personalities of /brit/
>I go on /brit/ every day
>I don't browse anything but /brit/
>I drink coffee
>I drink tea
>I drink monster
>I drink pepsi
>I take cold showers
>I live in a hot country
>I live in a cold country
>There is snow outside my house
>I live in a flat
>>53611731
Canadians are the same as Americans in my experience, no word of a meme.
This general is weird.
>>53611712
Traitor desu
>>53611788
get outta here PENDEJO
>>53611787
Then we may as well be Australian
>no word of a meme
>extra flags
>This general is weird.
>>53611810
Try me bitch
>>53611811
Kiwis are a less distinctive Australian. More relaxed
>>53611811
>implying we arent
>>53611788
get out while you still can, it's not too late for you lad
>>53611811
How are you not?
>>53610736
Don't worry, a bloke comes in later and fucks both of them.
>>53611781
all of /brtt/ literally btfo
>hello, I am a paedophile hiding in Thailand
>>53611827
>malnourished chilly gasping for air whilst he sits in his mud hut 130000ft above sea level struggles to type in "try me bitch" before keeling over dead because he spent too long without using his oxygen mask
>>53611859
>using literally wrong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlI6Q0aXzLE
might try this some time desu
>A real man such as myself must constantly test his will lest he become soft. Coffee, black and almost at a boil, chugged down before standing under the ice. Tongue scorched and shivering with hypothermia? Hah! I scoff at such ideas. For it is through the ice and fire that a real man such as myself is born. I even had the hot water knob removed and I don't live somewhere warm like Florida that has warm groundwater, no sir, I am a man of the north
>I don't go to supermarkets. I do my shopping at organic farmers markets
>malnourished chilly gasping for air whilst he sits in his mud hut 130000ft above sea level struggles to type in "try me bitch" before keeling over dead because he spent too long without using his oxygen mask
>>53611919
you've become soft yank
>my country's flag is red, white, and blue
>>53611936
so much variety with meme hats. beautiful
>>53611914
>putting 2 phones together
Just use Skype or some other voip.
>Hola, I'm a chillyean
>>53611919
>real man such as myself
back up dancer
Hello
>>53611914
cheeky
>>53611979
It's me
>he doesn't buy groceries from poundland
>>53611965
do i look like a fucking nerd to you thailad?
>>53611996
What's nerdy about typing two numbers into Skype and clicking call?
Plebs everywhere :(
>he's not a back up dancer
>>53611993
haha the fucking fridge at poundland is the weirdest thing in the world
>one rustlers hot dog, a lump of pork, a 3/4 litre of milk and 3 cans of irn bru
where do they find this shit
>>53612024
im not a hacker like you
>i'm a jam drinking welsh
>>53611489
>move to japan
>no baked beans
It's tough t.bh lads
>>53612027
fat man with a neckbeard, I'm a short man how can i back up?
>im not a hacker
>>53612041
Thailad LITERALLY uses green text in command prompt because it's more l33t
I have serious doubts about the existence of a so called 'god'.
>>53612055
is it easier to knob nip birds or nah
>>53612055
make your own weeb
>>53612052
>the welsh
We all laugh at them hermano
>>53612055
mate, you can get baked beans easily. off the top of my head, go to kamata station in tokyo on the ground floor there's a foreign goods shop selling european wines, cheese, stuff like that. they have baked beans, bit pricey though
>I have serious doubts about the existence of a so called 'god'.
>>53612091
is there anything more cringy than hearing two "lads" talking about this "clans" shit?
anyone wanna talk about clans?
>>53612119
Yes, reading posts by Aussies where they try to be hard men
*cringes*
i am a hard man
>>53612206
swear man's off youtube?
>>53611993
>groceries
Fuck off yank.
When will a nice communist fall in love with me that is the question
>>53612221
s-sure
If sargon of Akkad is literally 1/4 black, why doesn't he look in any way, shape or form, black?
Literally cannot stop farting lads, roasting in my own brand right now smellsgoodlad.jpg
AMA
>>53612236
his nose and brow structure looks black
>>53612236
>If sargon of Akkad is literally 1/4 black
Is he? So that explains why he got so unbelievably triggered when Aurini used the word nigger.
The video is on youtube of him screaming abou aurini not being allowed to use that word and it is not his word.
Sargon is a SJW faggot regardless of what he considers himself to be.
>>53612236
Josh Balser?
>>53612255
No it doesn't
I have a bad case of jungle fever and I've exhausted the supply of Black women that are willing to fuck me in my city.
Can I get my fix in London without getting stabbed? Any other cities with a decent club scene and a large population of blacks?
>>53612206
runescape
>>53612279
Link? He uses that word all the time tbqh
>>53612296
fletching as we speak
>>53612098
I bet they are the yank beans which are in a sugar sauce instead of a tomato sauce on account of Japan being an American vassal.
>>53610736
this desu. the lesbian kissing is bretty gud tho seems like they might actually enjoy it.
>fletching as we speak
>im not gay
>>53612324
nope, it's proper baked beans. i've tried them
>>53612312
rsgloryandgold
Thoughts?
job centre in an hour
>>53612361
i dont know what that is desu
is it a private server or something?
>job centre in an hour
>>53612324
>vassals
fuck off faggot it's not 1284 anymore, us and japan are 'puppets' :^)
>>53612401
oh it's an old man who streams runescape
>>job centre in an hour
>>53612420
oh i googled him ive seen pics of him and shit before i dont really watch streamers though because im australian
>>53612452
>Australian internet
>people who don't wear matching socks
>>53612474
tfw sometimes my internet is so slow it doesnt load 4chan flags
>>53612491
bent cunt
https://youtu.be/WrcuWqw2tT8
Having a cheeky laugh lads
How do I escape the patriarchy?
>>53612571
the chop
>>53612571
You can't escape it, you have to smash it.
>I grab the first two socks I can find and if they don't match it really says something about my wacky personality haha
>tfw sometimes my internet is so slow it doesnt load 4chan flags
>School run
>Theyre all walking
>>53612598
If they knew how to run already they wouldn't need to go to school run, would they?
>australian education
>>53612598
>149 KB
>>53612598
pfffft
>>53612545
Me poo.
terrible. absolutely terrible thread.
>Sargon of Akkad
>>53612633
who is just shitting themselves in america, who are they
GET THAT SNITCH
GET THE STRAP
DON'T GIVE A FUCK
BRAP BRAP BRAP
>american school buses can literally stop at any point and bring traffic to a stand-still
why cant american children use bus stops?
What you all doing today lads?
>Tfw shopping soon
>Tfw docs a little later in the afternoon
>Why yes, that's right. I do, unironically, play Runescape. I have to leave it loading for 30 minutes because I'm Australian but that's a small price to pay for living in glorious Aussie! Crikey, a roo just hopped into my roo-
stayed in bed too long and gonna be late lol
might get in trouble hahaha!
>>53612672
The vast majority of clappyfats due to American food filled with Olestra, a food additive banned in all countries that don't have Chinese tier consumer protection laws.
how come everyone is bullying me
>>53612692
hanging with my wife's son
>>53612771
cheer up pupper
>>53612687
>being this ignorant to the outside world
It's because America is much more spread out than your tiny island.
>>53612687
Because they are free to stop where they please, yuropoors wouldn't understand.
>>53612794
That doesn't make any god damned sense.
>>53612692
going to my uncles for a roast
>on a friday, yes
>you can be arrested for overtaking a school bus
>>53612692
>Shower
>Go out to buy a can of relentless or two
>Pick up perscription
>Kill time till 6pm then play Dragons Dogma
>Might go out with friends for female friends birthday or not cause Dragons Dogma
