Chebs edition
good double
slick willy lads
>>53605447
that's a small girl
halo
procrastinating haha
why dont you lift /brit/ ?
would like to be this dog haha
>>53605465
voor jouw
going to join the raf if i get a 2:2 lads
First
reminder that anglos are the chosen people
>>53605373
Yeah lad system restore should fix it
>>53605399
Bet she has a really feminine penis
applied for a job then realised i sent the application in at 4am
with they take that into account or am i just being autistic?
>single white mum with coloured child
just formed a suicide cult with the lads
>>53605573
What a weak k/d mines only 3:1 and I'm still embarrassed
my botty is cold
>>53605657
They'll probably notice desu, I usually don't send cvs/applications too early or too late out of fear they know I'm a night animal
*posts "lads" and waits for (You)s*
are british girls really ugly?
lads
>>53605713
plastic surgery isn't mandatory
what happened to bogjog dog?
>>53605731
nonce
Just did some weed for the first time and thought I'd get on the chin to tell the lads.
>>53605657
kek
what was it for?
>>53605759
reported to the fbi. they'll be at your door soon
>>53605682
was a bit afraid someone would bully me and call me a retard :3
>>53605731
>plastic surgery isn't mandatory
says ladyboy kek
>>53605763
IT support job
have to find a job for the NEET life kills me tbqh
pulled this one straight off 9gag
girl literally wants me to rape her in a semi-public place tomorrow and I'm not feeling up for it because of lethargy
how do I cope lads
>>53605803
keklmao
>>53605803
Oi, don't get cheeky
this made me feel a bit for some reason
oh dear lads have spent the best part of 4 hours here again
>>53605852
He took that like a man.
>>53605817
Do some poppers lad. Give you energy and make you horny.
>>53605852
Probably not standard police protocol to throw someone to the ground by their hair. Still 8/10
>>53605852
i find it wierd how can ltierally understand ever yword he says but thers no sound
>>53605817
that sounds like she's setting you up lad
>>53605819
>>53605834
no gf life is sucks
>>53605817
Make her sign a contract or you're going to jail lad
Alri lads
Drinking Jamaican Style Lager
>>53605909
It could quite easily be worse with a gf. At least when you're single you don't have to deal with girl bullshit.
>>53605909
If make money spend of whores making you better feeling.
>>53605964
>At least when you're single you don't have to deal with girl bullshit
Is that why you left your gf?
>tfw depressed
>>53605933
how so?
>>53605872
sounds a bit trash.
>>53605973
kek'd
>>53605980
If you like
LONDON
O
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D
O
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how does one go about going from alcoholic neet to sustained employment? i went for an interview the other day and the woman rang me today and asked if i could start in 3 weeks time. it's 9-5 so i could conceivably still drink heavily outside of work hours
>>53605964
>>53605973
>If make money spend of whores making you better feeling.
sex without love is hate
It's 4:30. Need to get my gym bag ready and make a sandwich for the day.
why is there some autistic as fuck yank that keeps trying to make new threads?
>>53606043
I just went to work drunk and got fired eventually. Rightfully so, I was working with mentally disabled people
>>53606043
what job is it?
could you do it with a hangover?
if not might need to take it easy on weeknights
>>53606061
It doesn't have to be love anon. Sometimes you just want someone to want you for that moment. I agree though, paid whores would just leave you feeling empty and unfulfilled.
>>53606065
>sandwich
not gonna make it
Me on the right
>>53606061
What's stopping you getting a girlfriend?
>>53606119
High protein (27g) roll. I'm throwing some tandoori chicken, lettuce and yogurt sauce in.
its clobberin time
>>53606090
it's a role within an compliance department of an insurance company. i don't drink during the day and it hardly bothers me but i've gotten drunk every single night for like 5 years and if i try to sleep sober i start shaking and sweating it's fucked up desu
>>53606166
wew
>>53606061
anon if making sex with ladies, confidence improvement. then confidence making you more wanted by women. Having both who would want? Try sex of whores then confidence in the first.
Reminder that Thai"""lad""" literally prowls the streets of Bangkok, searching for innocent children
>>53606108
>>53606158
i'm just should enlist in the south korean army soon
>>53606216
But wouldn't you feel less confident, having to pay for what other men get free?
>>53606243
im jelly of him tbqh i know he probably gets paid fucking nothing working out there but at least he's trying new things unlike us sad cunts sat here
>>53606261
>national service
unlucky m8
>i reside within the confines of the landmass known as 'Australia'
>>53606216
i had a gf before but it was not a good memory
"The collective-guilt ideology of the far right and the cultural relativism/identity politics of the illiberal trendy left are actually two sides of the same coin, as both see people primarily by the group to which they belong, and not as individuals. This makes them both the antithesis of liberalism, which is about individual rights and individual responsibility for one’s actions. What happened in Cologne is no moral dilemma for any liberal who understand what the word actually means."
Hans Gruber is dead?
I was sure it was going to be Robert Redford or Dustin Hoffman next. Maybe Jon Voight.
>>53606286
So do something then
>I prefer Eastern women
>>53606245
>an arab and an african standing behind her
hmm
>>53606291
feels good knowing I could heem you anyday
>NSDAP
>DAP
>doing a poo
Coincidence?
>>53606375
nova scotia doing a poo
>So Anon I heard you say I'm a big Jawed slag, is this true?
started a wank when i didn't want one
>>53606324
Fair point, but surely stereotypes exist for a reason? People are products of their environments, and an environment where women are seen as inferior will statistically lead to a disproportionately greater number of men holding such views and acting on them.
>>53606403
It all makes sense now...
>>53606281
Confidence in first anon. Make new women of your own after of course.
>>53606311
It's OK. Maybe no you type prostitute. I only say maybe to your confidence. Try of talk. only. Conversations with similar interest. That find women of equal heart. Confide in me, OK?
>>53606414
>>So Anon I heard you say I'm a big Jawed slag, is this true?
>>53606343
I prefer black women, 2bh
>>53605852
>Yank him from behind
>By his hair
>THEN the rest approach
Why are American cops such pussies desu?
>>53605454
jesus christ
>>53606340
how easy was it to move yourself thousands of miles away m8? i have lots of close friends wand family who would probably feel a little abandoned if i were to move away
>>53606439
Yup that's right senpai
>>53606475
FONT
favourite halo pro lads?
>>53606418
I do want one but gym in a couple of hours.
>>53606456
because niggers are violent savages often strapped
police brutality is just a response to the wide spread chimp behavior that started in the 70s
violence breeds violence
>>53606493
c9 shroud
>>53606473
Why should I believe it?
>>53606510
because you're gullible?
>>53606506
>We're clearly the more civilized people
>Chimp out, just in a uniform
Anyways if he was strapped he wouldn't have gotten himself fucking maced from the neck to the roots of his hair.
Just shit policing through and through.
>>53606496
>fapping detrimentally affects my workout
>>53606475
Fairly easy, I don't have a large family, I keep in touch, Probably have longer conversation on Skype video calls than I did back home, and I'll be visiting for the second time this year.
Out of all my highschool m8s it boiled down to two good lads in the end and we still occasionally play online games together.
>>53606563
Having a wank straight beef probably does a bit. I'll have one this evening when I get home.
>>53606581
>tfw have a small family who i don't keep in touch with
>>53606581
>highscool
inb4 fuck off yank
Secondary + Uni
>>53606616
>straight beef
FOY
Listening to The Weeknd
>>53606672
which song la
FOY
>>53606697
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TV1r4m8c9SI
Listening to all of Echoes of Silence tbf
>>53606581
seems like no one could give a shit if you fucked off tbqh
Feeling a bit sad desu
What are the cowboys/pirates of British culture?
>>53606744
the pirates obviously you fuking twat
Morning lads, what should I wank to?
might assert my claim to the french crown desu
>>53606729
As you like m8. Your perception is your own, fuel it how you need to.
>>53605896
Did you not see how that poor policeman's life was in danger? He had no choice but to act.
>>53606772
>morning
you just woke or wot fuck off cunt
>>53606788
Assert your mouth to the crown of my cock
>Your perception is your own, fuel it how you need to
hahaha
>>53606805
if you insist
Yeah it's those types of stories that make that whole "Intentionally flooding Europe to weaken it's societies and democracies" conspiracy theories seem not so crazy anymore.
Authorities at every level are told to let immigrant crime happen and feign incompetence. The same authorities arrive with water cannons at the first sign of a protest from the natives. The media does PR for the agenda and ocasionally smearing anybody who disagreees.
The whole narrative about how to alleviate the negative effects of unchecked immigration inexplicably starts from the "what to do once they're here". Completely leaving out any close the borders/throw the out discussion. It's becoming clear that the negative consequences (that most predicted years ago) will never be solved, only hidden from the public, swept under the rug until the outrage is too big to contain. Sounds like social engineering to me.
My money is on...money. The elite lobby to let millions of people from 3rd world countires in Western EU, the labor market shifts in favour of the employers, wages go down. The puppet politicians get a guaranteed vote from their newly arrived electorate. A new lower class is formed together with ghettos and crime and all that good stuff. The effects on the social fabric and the life of the european people be damned. There is money to be made.
Does anybody feel like there are sides being drawn as we speak ? As in purposefully. The NYE attacks have been repeteadly described as organized (attackers had "sexual assault cheat sheets"). My guess it's just the prelude to something bigger. It's starting resemble Weimar times.
>>53606766
rude
didn't know if there were any other groups
>>53606735
*hugs you*
what's up la?
@53606812
idiot trap
FOY
>>53606802
Yeah I did just wake up and I thought I'd ask my good mates on /brit/ to recommend me something good to masturbate to
>>53606867
we're not your m8s you cunt we're fellow victims of circumstance
>>53606884
I'm your friend. I'll never let you down.
fucking freezing lads
>>53606884
>>53606915
we're all friends here
>>53606919
init
same here
Quote this if you're an ugly faggot
>>53606919
26 degrees here. -3 celcius. not very cold but the heating is off and it's kind of chilly
hello reddit
The clocks don't work you ain't gotta check the time
>tfw 31 degrees
nice day 2bh
>>53607018
>while i gaze upon frost covered cars and streets, a fellow anglo basks in glorious heat
god bless australia
>>53606812
>brown eyes
knew you were hurt
*clears throat*
YANKS OUT
*walks away*
>>53607099
RUDE
>>53607099
alri
I hate hillary clinton's face
>tfw somebody else
>>53607143
me on thr left
>tfw a girl told me she likes me and shes moving back to iceland tomorrow
lifes a bit unfair haha
>>53607190
hide in her luggage lad
AYO SHUT UP
>>53607207
choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RqQGUJK7Na4
>>53607203
mate shes proper girl next door type we spent the night cycling through the city i gave her a backie
id chop my hand off for a girl to be faithful to me
>>53607207
Love Indian girls lad, I think they're so beautiful but they're so middle class and I'm a neet chav pleb ;_;
>why yes m'waifu, i do want a girlfriend
>>53605810
It is better with the actual articles the cartoon is referencing.
>>53607207
CHVN
na night x
tfw nocturnal
>>53607629
*spoons you*
>>53607629
same
essays due in midday then might go to bed
The world would be a better place if there was only 500 million humans on it
>>53607656
*subtly rubs booty against your crotch*
>>53607674
i went to sleep straight after my deadline which is the reason my sleeping pattern is so fucked
who /freemason/ here
>>53607718
I hear they don't allow godless heathens
>>53607704
ive been fully nocturnal for about a week now
literally got up at 12am today
>>53607718
lmao
>>53607730
they dont but you arent allowed to pray in the lodge either
how do you feel about girls bumholes?
>>53607760
i want to put my willy in one assuming it's clean
4100 words now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3QaJVywi2bo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kc5eOL0Ppds
>>53607741
>12 am
wew lad
i've normally been sleeping around 8am and waking up at 6
Who /nofriends/, /neverhadagf/ and /neverkissedagirl/ here?
Also no social media presence at all
off the grid
>>53607798
but why
>>53607815
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6SMGrIaals
Our Father in heaven,
hallowed be your name,
your kingdom come,
your will be done,
on earth as in heaven.
Give us today our daily bread.
Forgive us our sins
as we forgive those who sin against us.
Save us from the time of trial
and deliver us from evil.
For the kingdom, the power, and the glory are yours
now and for ever. Amen.
>>53607718
Right here -- Mals Dolta brother
anything good to watch on netflix?
just stuck my dick in a glory hole lads
Felt a little scratch from what might have been some stubble on the cheeks of a person on the other end. Could have been a bloke Tbh
Blew my load off anyway but.
hallejua
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G290ttZR_rM
That Sharma is quite good at cricket
mum found my crying towel
>>53607886
that was me haha x
having an nice refreshing g&t on a warm evening
got the job doing nightshift security at disney world.
i live in the park so it makes things a bit easier
going to buy some sake el oh el
>>53608008
I'm having a nice hot Ribena
THEY'RE MEMES YOU DIP
>>53608021
beware of urine in it
>>53607799
Me lad, no twitter, no facebook. Also no job hhaa.
>>53608008
*straddles up to yer with my thumbs in my belt*
*dofts ragged cowboy hat*
how do yer do there
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wn_0_ro04uI
me behind the camera
sPoOkY
>>53608090
MMMUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMM!!
any bankers here want some bonuses?
>>53608117
shut your mouf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qksndNDMDOw
OH SHI-
>>53608166
nah
>>53608193
that's not you?
>>53608141
alri sara?
You are now aware that there are coloured people that by blue coloured contact lenses to look more white
BORK
goodnight :3
who th fuk up
>>53608300
I know, they're called "the Welsh"
Got no penis lads. Cut it off.
rostrum means 'ram' in latin, and comes from the days of the punic wars when the rams of captured galleys were used to construct a speakers podium in the forum
>>53608676
that was courageous of you
>>53608591
Right bit of mott
>>53608724
Stings when i piss now
>>53608765
>mott
>(Britain, slang) A prostitute.
>(Dublin, slang) A girlfriend.
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/mott
Had an ENT exam earlier. Basically a doctor shoves a camera, about the thickness of a straw up your nose, and pushes it down into your throat. Third time I've had it done, but this time something has happened and my nose wont stop running like a tap, my eye waters, and I keep sneezing, doing my nut desu. I have also had a camera shoved in my ass, and another down my throat through my mouth (on seperate instances). Mouth one was by far the worst desu
>>53608676
post pic
>>53608860
Why
>>53608818
are you sure it was a doctor
>>53608906
pls
>>53608818
I saw one and had my nose cauterized when I was 13
it still bleeds all the time
>>53608923
For which instance?
microwave pinged at the same time the kettle finished boiling again lads. didn't happen yesterday cos i didn't have porridge but all the other days this week i've done it. spooky t b h
>>53608982
Sounds painful
>>53608990
the breakfast god at it again
>>53608939
I dunno this is a sfw board i dont think janny will be too impressed
>>53608983
all of them
>>53609072
As sure as you could be attending an appointment at an NHS hospital.
Just saw a wasp sting a huntsman spider and drag it away. Was kinda fucked up but what can u do, its a doggy dog world out there
broke my favourite mug today :(
>>53609282
you're a mug
>>53609282
I agree with the australian, you are yourself, the mug
having a plum
>>53609293
>>53609324
yeah I am for breaking such a wonderful mug
fuck it i'm goanna kill myself
>>53609319
Based America
>>53609347
Ur such a fucking drama queen cunt its just a fucking coffee cup cunt go to david jones and get a new one stop being such a fucking sook mate grow up fucking hell ur such a soft cock i swear ur actually so shit "waah i dropped my coffee cup im gonna commit suucide" why dont you make like a dog and bark
who /BBG/ here?
(big beautiful gay)
>tfw no kim chiu gf
Anyone want to suck me off?
>>53609425
THIS POST IS SO FUNNY
>>53609472
Next station? I suck ur dick so hard that you say YAE YAE
>>53609425
but it had this nice picture of your mum's vagina on it
>>53609472
Women like this wont exist in 100 years
>>53609520
I'm OK with this.
>>53609520
Good
Vile kuffar
>Im uncircumsised
>>53609520
lmao what?
she looks like a spic
>>53609536
Rasheed
