god bless the queen edition
crayon pop
First for Lord Warburton
You already know his name
DANCE DANCE DANCE
DANCE DANCE
TO THE
RADIO
>>53616795
Giant crumpets are good and all but I still don't think he deserves to be a lord
>I dislike the monarchy, bring on democracy!
>Wait Cameron got elected, democracy sucks. Bring on Communism!
>Wait Corbyn is a tyrant, bring back the Royalty!
Reminder that charles will read koran verses at his coronation
might've got 80% in my exam 2bh
hope so
ffs new thread
watching fargo (movie) lads
haha
>>53616775
Time to go to bed lads
Kyary
>>53616786
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_-qepkPAlI
CHOON
H
O
O
N
>>53616811
>tfw you will never be the King of England
Gwen
>>53616848
bigger tune https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUW6gQaefVs
>>53616841
Done a painting lads
>select the waffles
>pick 4 waffle pictures it doesnt work
>select the waffles
>pick 3 and it does work
ffs google
>>53616868
just finished a 40 minutes shower
spent 30 minutes thinking of this webm
>>>/wsg/904712
and kept giggling and trying to reenact it
I hope nobody heard me
>>53616883
o man xD what is this epic new memeay xDDD http://niceme.me/
>>53616775
She's really got this Cro-Magnon / David Lee Roth look that is unsettling if you are a legitimate heterosexual male (read: a non-native Anglo male)
No future, no future,
No future for you
No future, no future
For you
>>53616883
Me too
>>53616809
Reminder that its the voting system that is flawed and the Tories kept it the same in order to stay in power
https://twitter.com/ssaradavidson/status/687766913758396417
>I dont use legacy captcha
moz
hello brit bros
would you fight in the race war'?
>o man xD what is this epic new memeay xDDD http://niceme.me/
Hampshire meetup today lads
selling a jgf
>>53616959
on what side? lmao xxx
>>53616932
Even if we had PR, there'd still mostly be Tories you either way you lose.
The best only a few days weeks of my a school night in with my life friends family and my dad friends with benefits a lot of things to I love have don't want you to do that in my life is a to so I don't think that is was on a date with a new one is a great day for me and I you so so I could have go to bed school is so good I don't have a great way of saying he is not to mention a new song on repeat since yesterday I have no clue how I feel like a lot more fun than a year earlier and this was not my a in this country world to her see me and you know have been in bed my mom just called a my me and I love my life I is so much better than if you don't have to be go on and I love my job and a lot more fun and addicting but I don't have any of my life I love you so much I miss her and she is a great way of saying he it would have a nice dream about my you can get it my you have yet I still think yit's will have you heard it is so good at this moment in to my friends mom just said called a lot more to come do you know what I want to a party and a lot more fun if it is not so sure good luck with the new version is and what is your own music business is not an easy to play get it right away with the same time and it money and time consuming but it doesn't even work in the world to me and my mom and my dad and I have a good one time and money it will not take be in a my be on a Saturday afternoon in my room. A few days to go out to the. The fact I don't have the same thing over to a YouTube playlist I made the remarks at the same time as a whole new world of his career as a result of the best thing ever
>>53616965
me on the right
>>53616965
who gives and who receives ?
WARNING: reference to a 2015 meme below ....
>>53616690
mention my name in your tweets? oi rude boy >>53616744
>>53617012
All me
>Ahah yes! You're absolutely right! I do use legacy captcha, it's classy unlike these new ugly picture captchas. Who need's swaggy pictures when you have classy words!
*sigh* jgf is at it AGAIN lads! What am I going to do with her? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
https://youtu.be/YA4IC0WgV4I
no one seems to give a shit about you unless you're dead
>All me
>>53616987
Went into enough of a benzo coma that I listened to the radio for 8hrs in my sleep.
Woke up and they had old ladies on talking about their bin collections. Then they had 2 trannies on talking about the NHS. Apparently GPs are insensitive to trans needs. The number of trans people is known to be 1% but is doubling every 5 years. And they mentioned that many of those don't fall within the gender binary.
>>53617009
I am going to marry you
>>53617052
how is he holding the gun?
>>53617038
maybe ill kill myself then and people will finally appreciate me
>>53617038
And then only briefly
Lemmy is already forgotten
>>53617061
>>53617037
>the japs are only just getting chicken and cheeses
barbaric
wonder what kind of language cro-magnons spoke
>>53617070
shut up
>>53617070
He's the hindu god Vishnu
>>53617072
worth a try mate
Is the fedora maymay ever going to fuck off?
they add absolutely nothing to the thread and are never funny. would rather see a thread full of "doing a poo"s than fedoras desu
i have a obssesive thought
i watch my dick every 3 min because i dont know if it is erect
what can i do??
>Is the fedora maymay ever going to fuck off?
>they add absolutely nothing to the thread and are never funny. would rather see a thread full of "doing a poo"s than fedoras desu
>Is the fedora maymay ever going to fuck off?
>they add absolutely nothing to the thread and are never funny. would rather see a thread full of "doing a poo"s than fedoras desu
>Is the fedora maymay ever going to fuck off?
they add absolutely nothing to the thread and are never funny. would rather see a thread full of "doing a poo"s than fedoras desu
>Is the fedora maymay ever going to fuck off?
>they add absolutely nothing to the thread and are never funny. would rather see a thread full of "doing a poo"s than fedoras desu
>Is the fedora maymay ever going to fuck off?
>they add absolutely nothing to the thread and are never funny. would rather see a thread full of "doing a poo"s than fedoras desu
>>53617110
so he's a paki?
Horrible day and night with the new version is better to be the first half of the day before I get a follow back on my way home and I don't think that I can get it right away the same as I am so glad you are so much for a long way toward an amazing and so is my favourite songs on this album has to go out with my family and friends of a good one to be able the first place I have no clue who I want you in my room for a long way toward an amazing and on the other day and I have to be a good day to be a good time to get a new one and only one who has been a long time ago and I have to be a good day to be a little bit more like a the first half time in and around out of a new one and I don't know how mucus to the gym with the same thing over and over again I have a good time waster but I can't believe that the company is the best of all time low of as a result of whole life and death the best of all the time of day I will never get a follow back from the a good time with my friends life in a prison in a while and then you can have the right thing.
tom jones is next
>That's absolutely expialidocious positively correct. I DO indeed, unironically, have the extra flags for /int/ extension and installed and I have put in my county.
@53617150
@53617147
@53617140
@53617133
@53617167
fucking EPIC
hivemind xDD
>>53617117
>brummie in straya
how does it feel knowing that birmingham is paki central these days? is that why you ran away here?
>>53617182
at least its not a white man
>>53617133
>>53617140
>>53617147
>>53617150
>>53617167
>falling right into my clever trap
Dance for me, puppets
>>53617195
that's not how hiveminds work you mong
>>53617195
One of those didn't have a fedora in you cretin
http://uk.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=104837708
>>53617037
how does she eat so much yet stay so thin
reckon she throws it all up off camera
hey
where can i buy a fedora hat?
>>53617215
*dances*
>>53617198
it was paki central when i was there and has been for a long time
>>53617233
>Does not want children
hmm
>>53617238
My brother bought one from Debenhams
>>53617233
>Profession: car valeter
this guy on runescape started talking to me and told me he was live streaming so i said gas the kikes race war now and he just sent a smiley face
>yes m'lady i have indeed installed the reddit flag extension, merely to inform my readers of my whereabouts so that they might recognise my repeated contributions, you see
>>53617234
It doesn't get digested properly; she just shits most of it out again.
>hey
>where can I buy a fedora hat?
what the fuck is a car valeter
>>53617233
>I've never had a boyfriend
>Longest Relationship Under 1 year
>>53617270
bet she streams that too but on a different site
>>53617287
one of them knobs that parks your car it's more of an american thing cause who the fuck would trust someone to park their car in england
She's kinda fit Tbh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cz8sPUEEKI
>>53617287
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=car+valeter
She's kinda fit imo
>>53617303
>>53617323
why would you need someone to park your car
what an utterly pointless profession
>>53617340
life is pointless
>>53617233
hahahahaha
>that massive spiel about her fucking life
run
>>53617340
it's for rich people you pleb, what else would you spend all your money on.
>>53617340
saves rich people time
>>53617340
Yanks also employ people to bag their groceries at supermarkets and bring them to the car
>>53617340
>Details: 20 year old Female, 5' 6" (168cm), Buddhist
>Buddhist
>BUDDHIST
A buddhist car valeter
>>53617287
>>53617303
Nah lads in the UK valeting a car is cleaning it.
need a quirky, cute, interesting 24yr old gf who reads a lot, likes to drink, is partial to hard drug use and also likes working out
>>53617233
>never had a bf
>has a kid
uhhhhhh?????
>>53617340
>168cm
WHEN
I
L
L
THEY
L
E
A
R
N
so hungry that its making me not hungry
> How ambitious are you? Not Ambitious
She's reached the top with her job lads
>>53617340
fred durst in the start of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYnFIRc0k6E
(note, those towers fell down a few months after this video)
Can't be arsed working 2bh
>>53617372
i was actually surprised when i first got here cause the cashiers will bag your stuff for you
>>53617382
ah true, my cousin does it
>>53617233
This is why the only way to find a wife is through university or work. The rest of the female gender you find elsewhere are utter shit.
>>53617425
those cars won't park themselves m8
>>53617399
she goes into that
>gets led on by a guy for 6 YEARS
>meets a guy on pof
>he fucks her, gets her pregnant then bails
lmao @ her life
> I love anime
british women
we're all better off alone lads
taKing you al, e yank vank
>>53617404
that's your stomach eating itself
>>53617399
you can have sex without being in a relationship you sheltered twat
http://uk.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=85692548
Would you lads?
Cheers to whoever posted about 3ds hacking the other day. Following in your footsteps.
>I spend 20 hours a day on 4chan lurking through many forums and I laugh at other people with "no hobbies"
>NSDAP
>DAP
>doing a poo
Coincidence?
>>53617476
Pro tip - turn wifi off and leave it off.
>>53617434
All my work colleagues are either taken or raging Plebs/SJWs
>>53617467
>Ethnicity: Aquarius
>>53617494
>NSDAP
>DA SNP
Coincidence?
>>53617466
Sounds sinful desu, not sure I agree with it.
alri lads where now
>>53617466
lol are you autistic
the point is she's dumb enough to have a child after some casual sex
>>53617476
what
there's a new rhythm tengoku?
>>53617467
yes 2bh
>>53617467
for sure but
>studies costume design
lmaooo
>>53617522
anime
>>53617476
is anyone else annoyed that the new 3ds bundle is US only i've been waiting for a reason to buy that thing and all nintendo have done is fiddle with their cocks
>Interest: Weight loss goals
>what
>there's a new rhythm tengoku?
>Interest: chilling
>>53617534
alri now where
>>53617531
>spartans! what is your profession?
>I don't know what this means haha
>>53617503
what job do you have?
>>53617557
Watamote
http://uk.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=85127841
>I like beards, blue eyes and tattoos :P
>blue eyes
Bad luck Rasheeds
>>53617558
KEK
>>53617467
Definite fatty
doing a revision
errrr any help lads haha
http://uk.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=102918786
>Grimsby
>second language arabic
Rashida
>>53617557
>no fma:b
recycle bin
>>53617537
Can't fucking highlight anything on this satanic pile of pink shite but I wanted to quote this in green text
keep rollin
>>53617555
She's a fridge haha
>>53617581
run it through Google translate haha
>>53617594
>>53617574
alri now where
>>53617613
>She
might do a wank
>>53617581
>non-degenerate energy level
>>53617613
probs likes running too
>>53617626
6
>>53617581
lol what the fuck is all that shite lad? That's never gonna help you get laid.
>>53617569
Shitty admin paper pushing. Most people there went to uni but women are just bad people. There's a cute one I went to the pub with and she just started ranting tumblr feminism.
>>53617613
ahahahaha
>>53617497
aye aye
>>53617526
Japan only. It's like a best-of collection, don't know if there's much new stuff in it yet.
>>53617626
Recent places
>>53617645
>do a wank
fuck off yank
1 - I'm independent and know what I want.
2 - ambitious worker.
3 - open minded up for trying new things
4 - non judgemental I don't judge a book by it's cover I like to get to know people first
5 - up for a laugh.
>>53617662
loved the GBA one desu but the DS one was a bit shite
it any good?
>>53617662
sure la
just parked my car at tesco at tesco forgot about it and walked most of the way home aha
had to go all the way back
very silly from me
http://uk.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=51660156
>I drive a Fiat 500 called Giuseppe.
>I'm a film buff and binge watcher.
>My all time favourite film is Pretty In Pink
>I'm a cheap date. Anything but cinema. Maybe outside the box. Swimming. Go karting. Quad biking. Swimming with blue whales.
Would you lads?
>>53617680
filtered
>>53617292
a bloo bloo bloo
having a ciabatta
http://uk.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=108161592
>>53617698
Holiday
always get a stiffy when I need a mega wee
>>53617680
>brummie
>mfw we leave the EU this year
>>53617713
fuck no
might do a cheeky suicide
>>53617736
no holiday there la, you'll have to pick a folder
Literally going to buy non-alcoholic beer to try and reduce my intake
>>53617763
shut up
hmmm
>>53617728
She's alri
>>53617728
100% would 2bh
>>53617746
thanks Dave
god you some broke boys
some big chebs there but she's hiding them
http://uk.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=109220780
>>53617695
Only played the DS one. This one doesn't seem to use the touchscreen, just the buttons, so you might like it more.
>>53617762
Pictures
>>53617758
but she has a car she calls Giuseppe?
>"""""people"""""" ITT that actually have trouble with alcoholism
lmaoing @ ur lives
>>53617793
whereabouts in 0121 you from pal
>>53617814
spilt a cup of tea all over the place because my shakes are so bad
>>53617801
Ayyy
i'm taking home $1000 a week after tax matey and i literally work in a factory
>>53617814
i can take it or leave it
>mfw gonna be on campus for five (5) fucking hours today
>>53617802
>Second Language Tagalog
>Tagalog
>A member of a people originally of central Luzon in the Philippine Islands.
Doesn't look very filipino
lads help
Italian warrior
Name begins with H
Can't remember
>>53617804
gba had better choons desu
too much annoying stuff in the DS one. wii was alright though
best https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WK3bnqVYcM
http://uk.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=107118537
>I'm only going to date Christians.
>>53617815
b67 senpai
>>53617772
>all that makeup
>still unattractive
makeup is cheating anyway 2bh, should be illegal
>>53617844
>going to lectures
>>53617801
t. rasheed
>>53617802
>Profession: Environmentalist
>Second Language: Tagalog
>Do you have children?: Yes
Christ
>>53617864
>really like the smell of shampoo.
avoid
>>53617857
Hercules
>>53617857
Horatio
>I don't go to lectures
do you reckon you'd get a lot of views if you had your profession as doctor haha
*creates a shit posting thread on /mu/*
ah loving it lads
>>53617857
jose
need a paki gf who's dad wants to kill me for corrupting his daughter into unmarried sex
>>53617880
literally just go to the library and do my assignments. only time i go to lectures is when i need to make an appearance every few weeks to remind people im not dead x
KELLY
http://uk.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=111190495
>of course believe in aliens.
>FOR THE SECOND YEAR RUNNING EVERY PERSON NOMINATED FOR AN OSCAR IS WHITE, THE INTERNET REACTS
http://www.joe.co.uk/entertainment/heres-the-full-list-of-oscar-noiminations/37309
Bunch of bloody racists
About Gee
Don't have any hobbies but I'm 18 so if your older than 21 don't bother speaking to me ??
>>53617857
Hadrian
>>53617915
*rolls eyes*
>>53617920
*exasperated sigh*
>>53617936
*grabs by the throat and slams to the floor*
>>53617862
"Video does not exist"
Best tho:
http://eye.swfchan.com/flash.asp?id=109397&n=10r.swf
>>53617961
WHAT
>>53617941
shouldn't be too hard in Birmingham
Why the fuck am Ii so clumsy?
It feels like everything is balancing wait for me to touch it and then it falls over, or off something.
Every time I open a cupboard something flies out.
>>53617973
nope
honestly think i'd rather be single than date a bird with a kid
>>53617961
>Oscar Isaac
>Non white
>>53617971
one time i got mad too
>>53617974
oops
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WK3bnqVYcMA
that better not be the p*rn parody. bloody haram
>>53617942
thanks for sharing your life story
>>53617984
well is getting a white gf easy in edinburgh? nope
they're harder to corrupt aswell but i'm working on it
>>53617997
same
>>53617997
I wouldn't want to date a bird with a goat either mate.
>>53617971
*grabs you by the throat*
back the fuck up alright?
Who shops at Lidl?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gp09Sdrw2W4
>>53618011
foy
composing a rly to thread no 53616775
I e got thrive get stung in here you but it tonnes the end matter because I'm the rest ashy possessing and you're he worst at today img because if I was t s today from you I will go to my toaster and put some fucking during bread in and make. Myself a toast something lovely like jam on today or peanut butter on toast or even savoury options such as beans or cheese on toast but if you don't wane to make toast hen I will boast and I'm the best at poet tut hu , but what makes you think high have the right to call me y utter hybr. A gjgnshhy grsbtnsy name. Jenny nanny had a nigh fanny I will go to Japan and kill Hampshire but only as a joke hsha
>>53617997
i'd rather be single than date a bird. They makes things so complicated.
been palying on skyrim
I am still glowing from the 6mg diclaz+2mg etiz last night, feel so soooooo calm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHCYHldJi_g Absolute tune
Why isn't it summer yet?
>>53617997
>>53618033
>>53618059
>not shagging anything and everything with a pulse
>been palying on skyrim
>>53618069
Degens out
im not sure if the person who posted it is awake but whoever did a post the other day that was along the lines of
>*leans back*
>*bittersweet symphony plays*
i'd just like to say that that was a really, really funny post, and i've found myself looking back at it and laughing at it for the past day or so. jordan if it was you *raises chalice* heres to you, sir
Aussie with pancake chebs
http://uk.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=111098993
>been palying on skyrim, what an amazing rpg with really good combat
>>53617915
>>53617920
>>53617936
>>53617970
No need to worry lads I just remembered.
It was Hannibal.
>>53618070
good music video
need one of those virtual reality masks 2bh
>>53618102
>skyrim
>amazing rpg
>good combat
>>53618084
>being a sex addict
>>53618007
>that better not be the p*rn parody
n-no...
Watching BBC news, Jane Hill has got a cracking pair of chebs
>>53618093
aha ta mate yeah it was cheers bye sleep well
I feel if a girl is really hot and is on pof there must be something wrong with her
>>53618103
nice one mate top lad this kid
Gonna get out of bed SmH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AsFCSvqsqFA
When in doubt, sound it out
http://uk.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=87208109
>19
>looks 33
>Profession Full time mum
I couldn't refuse a shag however
>>53618126
>I bradley walsh post
>I study physics
>I bullied sershlad out of /brit/
>>53618162
They're either ugly or cuckoo in the head