smelly neet leaf pussy edition
cara
crayon pop
maisie
>alan Rickman died
2016 is already considerably worse than 2015
>>53567901
>>53567896
>posted before I even linked
my nigga hulk hogan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWqJTKdznaM
*locks eyes with you*
YES
YES
YES
YES
bare cold lids
MAKING PLANS FOR NIGEL
ANNA
>>53567937
im really shocked by this one wtf....
The conservative and unionist party
********************PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT***********************
new gimmick: GAGF (go and get fucked)
use it in a sentence family?
Muslim """""""refugees"""""" can GAGF
How do I induce a fatal seizure
>>53567963
>girl shocked by harry potter actor death
say it aint so, pleb
>>53567885
I'd let her have sex with me
I got cr'nack, yeah, I got cr'nack
Got that cr'nack, yeah, I got cr'nack
Started from the trap, now I rap
No matter where I'm at, I got crack
>>53567963
Same age as Bowie too.
Wanking off my cat right now as we speak
>do you have an prior work experience?
>"I do volunteer work for an anime image board"
>ah very nice, very impressive
our US puppet government has been dissolved and we couldn't form a government because of infighting and no majority to agree on something reasonable; a local oligarch has bought more than half of our parliamentarians and now he will become the prime minister
we might get a Euromaidan like in Ukraine soon
RIP IN PEACE ALAN RICKMAN
Same ages as Bowie too.
>>53567991
Look you cuck, I haven't even seen the entire HP series. Fuck off
>>53567997
69 is the age
>>53567991
>harry potter actor
you mean the guy from love actually
>>53568017
good post
>>53568022
where is moldova?
I love dick
>>53568022
please stay safe worst country in europe
MEME MAGIC
https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/64334598/#64335772
Happy Trails Hans
>>53568047
that one near the other one
>poorer EU countries are strong enough to resist the grand cuckolding
>richer countries are gladly being cuckolded
why is this
>>53568022
just fucking unite back with romania you fucking third worlders.
hahaha lads applied to a job in crawley. If I get it, might actually move to HORSHAM and find some qt /brit/ twinks
H O R S H A M
O
R
S
H
A
M
Received a blow to my ego
>>53568022
What a fucking shit hole
Why do you still exist?
>an EIGHTH of your GDP in a Scottish council flat
Kekekek
>>53567937
serves the cunt right for killing dumbydore
>>53568086
rich ones might have something to lose.
>>53568089
politicians will get locked up if they become subject of the anticorruption comitee from romania so that won't happen peacefully
>>53568086
The jews giveth, the Jews taketh away
>>53568086
Nothing to lose I guess.
wtf Alan Rickman has died
>>53568066
PUDGY CAM
U
D
G
Y
C
A
M
>>53568104
jesus, horsham is the shittest place. so boring
More like Alan Deadman haha
>>53568145
Get with the times grandpa, that's old news it happened ages ago
>>53568047
Lodged between fucking Romania and Ukraine
That doesn't even tell the tale of how much of a poverty struck shithole it really is
Just did 2 massive poos, they crested the toilet water like an iceberg does in arctic waters
>>53568029
you mean the guy from Robin Hood
>>53568104
creepy crawley
>>53568174
thought this one was gonna come out earlier tbqh
>Refugees in my cosy northern town : 0
>Refugees in london : everybody
>>53568106
>>53568106
>>53568106
pakis haha
>>53568216
extremely well thought out post.
how do i make a molotov lads
Who was this Alan bloke in Harry potter
>>53568216
>iktf
Except for the 20+ poles living in an old pub
>>53568216
>Northerners in my cosy southern town : 0
>Northerners in your poor northern town : everybody
>>53568242
Snape lad
>>53568083
:'(
>>53568268
>Northerners
>Refugees
pick two
>>53568108
dumb cunt
You just put petrol in a bottle and then stuff a rag into the neck of the bottle and then tip it upside down to douse the rag with a bit of petrol. Spark the rag and throw it.
t. Never made a Molotov in my life
>>53568242
Yeah he killed some bloke called Macklemore in Lord of the Rings
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8KsRIM4Jx4Q
Choon desu senpai lads
>>53568268
t. abdul akim rasheed al-saif islam al abir al-britaini
>>53567896
I really want to see her take big Dutch cock.
>>53568047
>>53568182
I get all my fags from moldova but yeah, it's poorer then a fair few african countries too
>>53568268
>stuck up cunts in my cosy little seaside town: 0
>friendly people in my cosy little seaside town: eveyone
>>53568313
lewd
could moldova be described as a 'failed state'
can we take in moldovan refugees to get out of having to take in any syrians
>>53568335
>everyone
no way. i bet there's at least a few cunts.
there's always a few cunts.
playin video games lads
>>53568335
Scarborough?
>>53568368
They only have like 3 million people, there'd be no-one left if we accepted them
>haha he actually did it the absolute deadman
>>53568301
huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuha
>>53568385
>>53568335
if you don't think there are any cunts, it's you that's the cunt
>>53568368
>more fucking gypos
Syrians are literally whiter than Moldovan lmao
>>53568304
saw them live in 2010
>>53568183
you mean the guy from diehard
>if you don't think there are any cunts, it's you that's the cunt
just got told I look like james blake
>>53568453
these always crack me up
>>53568453
overrated post
>>53568361
Would you creampie Cara or blow your first load in her mouth?
>>53568482
>james blake
My condolences
apparently someone won the $1.6bn powerball thing lads
wish it was me
>tfw can grow a full beard up to my fucking eyes
>can't grow hair in the middle of my moustache
JUST
i lost a lot of friends but who gives a fuck
i got the money now and thats all that i want
>wot did u just say about muslims lad?
>>53568508
don't yanks get about 60% taken off them if they want to take it all at once rather than having about 50 monthly payments
>>53568499
hes handsome lad
>>53568520
rasheed
>>53568520
I've spent 3 years trying to connect my moustache to my beard.
JUST
>>53568426
Were they good?
>>53568520
Rasheed
>>53568535
>tfw i have had 5 friend groups in two years
>i lost a lot of friends but who gives a fuck
>i got the money now and thats all that i want
>>53568494
>crack me up
Fuck off yank
honey sweet tea time
hey lads check it out
can hear the window cleaner chatting shit about me outside, doesn't realise i'm in
>>53568335
A cosy seaside town in the north?
>>53568498
hes gay lad, he just admires her confidence and sense of style
I really don't want a bald king desu (ie Prince William), can we just have Cara as a queen instead?
>>53568606
Yes
Do southerners just assume it's all shit here when they have never bothered to travel?
>>53568604
what's he saying lad
>>53568597
What did he mean by this?
>>53568604
Hose him down
>>53568597
i had to look at that twice to really see what it was
>>53568585
It's an important question, please be graphic desu.
>>53568543
>the shape of a penis makes it a penis
lol
decidibg what to have for lunch teehee
>>53568617
cara is ugly and might as well be bald
>>53568597
top kek
might go back to sleep
>>53568617
Generally think we should vote for a new King/Queen tbqh, here's my vote.
>>53568633
Naa I was just wondering because I live in a comfy seaside town in the north too
What county?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPMSU3R2CcQ
Let me introduce you to Johnny Welly.
A crazy old homeless man that wanders around town doing wacky shit and shouting profanities at people.
like oh god damn thats the bitch that i want
>>53568680
Night night pupper
>>53568680
*tucks you in*
>>53568663
Chat shit, get banged.
>>53568641
talking about how i'm always lounging around in bed in the middle of the day
>>53568663
shut the fuck up
alri lads i want to watch something, pick a folder and we'll go from there
first (you) gets to pick
>>53568617
yes
e
s
>>53568651
"no"
>>53568684
Tyne and Wear
>>53568702
What a cheeky cunt
What's it got to do with him
>>53568717
downloads
>tfw in two friendship groups but only speak regularly to one out of each
>>53568717
stupid ozzy twat
why do i even bother getting my hopes up? people always let me down
might rewatch blue is the warmest colour for the 10th time ahaheyyyyyyyyy
Think we should start dialogue with the Argentine government on the Falklands (Malvinias) issue
>>53568597
>>53568740
>>53568744
alri lads now what
>>53568762
Corbyn, leave
>>53568775
recent places
>>53568597
>>53568738
gonna pretend i'm not in so he has to come back for his money another time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h87Gc3XLR18
I'd hate to be a 69 year old celebrity with cancer right about now.
>>53568798
I want to see her get pounded by her comrades of colour.
>>53568762
Ok, here's some dialogue : "Fuck off"
>>53568798
Threadly reminder that she got btfo
https://twitter.com/ssaradavidson/status/686948957176643584
>pledge my allegience and virginity to the queen from a young age
>nobody understands and my mates rip me for it
ffs lads
what's the fastest way to give myself cancer? visiting a nuclear reactor is not realistic.
>>53568781
a-alright lad, sure...now where?
>>53568858
holiday
>>53568721
Ah OK, I'm in Lancashire
I know there is one guy who lives super close to me in a comfy village a few miles from my comfy seaside town, so I thought you were him
Still sticking to my diet lads
Lost 3 kg since newyears
*write out a nice post*
*read it and click post*
*lean back, fold my arms and smile contentedly*
*camera frame slowly zooms out as bittersweet symphony starts playing*
lemmy bowie rickman
always in 3s
>sister has been taking her daughter to the refugee centre when she volunteers
>she can't figure out why people think this is a bad idea
Don't understand how a Greggs store think they'll survive being across the road from a pound bakery
>>53568870
okay la
>>53568884
good lad
*bittersweet symphony plays in background*
>>53568858
computer, play celery man
img_1142
>>53568911
is img_1142 you?
>>53568908
Then tell her yourself you pussyfaggot
>>53567940
>>53568911
>IMG1142
you can't
>>53568844
Hahaha
>>53568908
Are you serious?
>>53568911
Post IMG_1142
>>53568884
enjoy your loose skin fat cunt
>>53568754
people are scum
>>53568941
>>53568936
>>53568950
FUCK ABANDON SHIP I FORGOT THAT WAS THERE
>>53568911
meant (You), you >>53568936
>>53568936
Disgusting nonce die
Jannyyyyyyyyyy
>>53568847
Are your mates called Rasheed?
>>53568851
you've got a pretty decent chance of getting some form of cancer without doing anything
>>53568844
BTFO
(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)
you lads reckon sara will unironically live out the rest of her life as a communist? or will she have some epiphany at some point and realise how retarded she is?
If dubs there will be a terrorist attack in Leeds
>>53569009
teenage commies generally realise that their ideology doesn't work in their 20s, so epiphany
just had beacon and eggs at 12am
>>53568844
cant hunningham the cunningham
>>53569009
epiphany
>>53568911
>>53568977
you look like you go to gym late at night and wear graphic tee shirts but are good fun to be around never the less
>>53568911
fucking hell is this what these 'aussies' with the 'top bants' on /int/ fucking look like? thought you were all normies than pulled regularly, did steds and drove a toyota hilux
>>53569009
She will wake up in her mid 20s
Most do unless they are legit mentally ill
>Communist making goods to be sold for profit
Sell out
>>53568798
>the police hate us
lel try being a fascist
>>53569034
>>53569050
how old is she atm?
>>53569009
No epiphany but she'll be more moderate in her late 20s then full on blue labour in her 50s
>>53569049
just described me lad
Spent £22.50 on sim cards to see which provider will be the best in my house but its all been for nothing
>>53569055
>implying she won't rightfully give the proceeds to the state
>>53569055
You have to use the tools you've got
>>53569047
>>53569049
fuck off you cheeky nonces
Now pick me something to watch or the Queen (god bless 'er) gets it
>>53569069
18 or 19
>>53569069
19, I believe.
oh fuck
there's quite a large spider crawling across my walls
send help
>cause it's a bitter sweet symphony .. that's life
>>53569050
same as how when you hit your 30s you stop being so right wing and just calm it all down t b h
>>53569034
>>53569050
an old die hard commie lad who kicked me out of socialist alternative apparently has a PhD and like 3 other degrees and hangs out with disgusting people with hormone imbalances all day
never understood
>>53569104
>>53569105
Trolls
She's 30
>>53569106
take a pic
how big?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j66sZWmyhvc
watching dental videos lads
does anyone else go freshers fair and the freshers fairs of a few other nearby unis and pick up tonnes of those £5 giff gaff sim cards they give away lmao? lasts for ages t.bh.
also for the free pizza slices but that goes without saying
>>53569103
APOLLO (G:)
>>53569117
it's this life lad.
almost ruined a belter of a choon
Do you think Cara would fuck a Paki? She seems very progressive.
what do lads? take the monday interview and look like i'm keen or ask for wednesday and get mroe time to prepare? or even go madman and ask for tuesday?
>>53569103
ANIME
N
I
M
E
>>53569151
alri where now
>>53569160
In your dreams ribena
>>53569157
COMING OUT OF THIS PHASE AND I BE DOING JUST FINE GOTTA GOTTA BE DOWN CAUSE I WANT IT ALL
what's this thing about kentqt and deludemo?
>>53569160
no only hispanic girls
>>53569181
upload your keypass database and post it here
>>53569176
wednesday, you'll be fresh in their mind when they pick
>>53569178
fucking finally, alri what now la
>>53569181
documents -> pictures -> holiday -> IMG_1142
>>53569176
monday
>>53569145
I always get the pizza, but my Uni didn't have the sim cards
Might have to do it for the next one
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0O7WuWtlI6Q
>>53569181
what are those pdf's about lid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ig_HWLzzJCY
wew lads
>>53566270
>>53566597
these posts were by me if there was any confusion
>>53569181
is there any way to generate nude tayne?
which is the largest board in 4chan?
i am a begginer
please tell me
>>53569210
fuck off you fucking melt
>>53569222
novels from /lit/ that i have been meaning to read
still getting through my backlog though la
>>53569217
What's the deal with you
Do you use a proxy to be known or do you just want to bon the queen
>>53569239
/b/
>>53569239
Walk on, Jap.
gonna gas this spider cunt
>>53569240
i dub you
lesmilingmanonholiday_img_1142.jpg
>>53569239
My /willy/
alright lads help me decide
should I fuck some fat girl on Monday? matched with her on tinder and she's down to shag, but she's not that great looking, maybe a 4-5/10.
I mean it would be nice to shag a fit girl but I just really want to put my willy in someone
i'm not too sexually experienced but i have lost my virginity so it wouldn't be losing anything special lel
should I just shag her or no?
>>53569239
/b/ followed by /v/
post irish folk music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SK99y22uLv8
rate my lunch lads
>big sandwich with 3 slices of ham and mature cheddar each
>bowl with 1 satsuma, 2 apples, handful of grapes and handful of raspberries, sliced up and mixed (a "fruit salad", if you will)
>bowl of dolmio fusilli something or other in some woppy sauce with added tuna
>pint of whole milk
>>53569240
good lid
>>53569217
profound shitpost
*grips chin and thinks deeply*
>>53569209
anything but umaru
>>53569217
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1QWux40YdJC
>>53568174
hahahaehoo
>>53569282
yeah
>>53569239
/brit/ is the largest sub-board
alan rickman's dead lads :(
>>53569209
K-ON
-
O
N
>>53569239
/b/ then /v/ then /a/ then /pol/ then /int/
thank you everyone
>I eat fruit
I,
I was standing, you were there.
Two worlds collided, and they could never tear us apart
>>53569280
>>53569309
alri lads which episode
>>53569282
depends how fat. proper fat it's just not worth it as she'll look even worse without clothes
>>53569282
fuck no get a hooker
