/1142 lad/ edition
cara
MAKING PLANS FOR NIGEL
>>53570005
Was made for big Dutch cock
>>53569938
oi fuck off with the spoilers cunt, i haven't finished it yet, but yeah it's called "All This Mayhem"
>http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-jersey-29530882
IT NEVER GETS OLD
>>53570015
>>53570038
http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/video/2016/jan/13/marlon-james-are-you-racist-video
Are you racist? 'No' isn't a good enough answer
every time i try to make a new thread a few pages early around this time i get stopped dead in my tracks by the janny
it's like he has it out for me personally
Azusa
>>53570040
Wonder what the sheikh is doing now tbH
>>53569995
not bad
planning a wank
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1r_55nBlQA
POST CHOONS
>>53570058
YOU HAVE TO BE ANTI-RACIST!!!!!!!!!!!
JANNY IS GOING TO GO BALLISTIC
>>53570040
what's funny?
Kyazzer pazzer pazzer
>>53570079
that forehead
that chin
kevs got a friend lads
having a cackle at that drunk lad going HAM about some lads breakfast
who /1142/ here
>>53570109
how new are you?
>>53570109
hownew.ru
do you not remember the sheikh?
>>53570058
>Hey anon are you racist?
>no mate why?
>no isn't a good enough answer
>right then my answer is yes, yes i am racist
>>53570109
newfags are just as worse as the yanks
having an imagine
>who /1142/ here
>>53570160
fuck off JF
>>53570150
>>53570149
new to int
got my willy out
>>53570173
ken oath legs for days
>>53570058
Best start being Anti-gay then lads. Shame because i like cute boys
want to start injecting heroin
doing my job
>>53570173
me on the right
>>53570189
but familiar with reddit ay lad?
>>53570189
fuck off newfag, i've got half a mind to fucking tan you, you fucking pathetic skrub.
whats this 1142 gimmick lads.
>>53570189
fair enough la, he was some kid from jersey posing as a muslim convert terrrorist(we thought he was an elaborate troll)
someone reported him to the jersey police and he got arrested, he got probation using the "aspergers defence"
>>53570224
'no'
>>53570173
her legs look like theyre about to snap
>>53570234
that's the number of times all the normie twats here have collectively had sex
>>53570058
but i AM a racist
laughing at the pooftas attempting to cyberbully someone for not being here for as long as they have
My breath seriously smells horrific in the morning, this will deffo be an issue when I get a gf
cant bait the sheikh
>>53570265
seems a bit low for anyone > 25 alone
let alone the whole gaggle of normies here tbqfh
>>53570231
>mfw I can't take any aussies seriously again after 1142
>whats this 1142 gimmick lads.
*smiles warmly at the camera*
>>53570173
>touching his face with those grubby, fake tan stained, fishy hands
triggered
>>53570299
don't blame you tbqh, that poster is a national disgrace
>>53570289
>floss
>scrape tongue
>brush teeth/mouth thoroughly with electric brush
>gargle toothpaste
apart from this not much else you can, this will minimize the dog breath tho lad
wow tony hawk is a bit of a scumbag
>>53570311
>>53570289
when i lost my virginity to my oneitis it was in the morning after i slept round hers on a night out, she kept kissing me and im sure my breath must have been absolutely ponging
Alright, who's got my Maroon 5 CDs?
/brit/
having a wank
reminder that muslims are good lads
>>53570383
WON'T GET NONE OF YOUR CDS BACK
>>53570299
there are at LEAST 2 tall sexy funny lads (Jordan and Ed) who are tall and fearless when it comes to danger, very handsome, valiant, kind hearted lads and they have a fantastic sense of humour but if you ever get in their faces.....boy have you got trouble on your hands.... im telling you this lads can RUMBLE
>>53570383
SEE MAN ON THE FIELD FLYIN HIS KITE
>>53570410
permz
>>53570342
Hmm. Bit of a weird that considering only 480 Muslims are in the British army. hmmmmm
>>53570382
bit triggered by this post
>>53570383
aint gettin em back brah
>>53570367
your not watching that doc about those druggy skater bros who went to america and got BTFO are you?
>>53570406
are those pork sausages lmao????
>moments/corbynites say terrorists aren't representative of all muslims
>but these muslims somehow are representative
>>53570383
traded them for some coldplay cds
*gives them to you*
>NSDAP
>DAP
>doing a poo
Coincidence?
>>53570444
why m8
>>53570406
>big group in the middle east (birthplace of islam) isnt representive
>4 muslims cooking sausages are
job search feels hopeless
>>53570506
>CCCP
>CP
>child porn
Coincidence?
>>53570506
do you think hitler pooped
>>53570506
>NSDAP
>DA SNP
coincidence?
>>53570510
because I'm a virgin and my oneitis wishes I was dead
lads if you fancy a laugh look at this thread
>>>/pol/60963554
>>53570406
>>53570491
>>53570515
Are we really doing this again?
>>53570528
Hmmm...
>>53570484
yeah i am, why?
feels good to know that if everyone who's ever posted on /brit/ EVER had a huge royal rumble fight that I would come out victorious.
>>53570547
MDAP (might do a poo) lads
>>53570543
if its any consolation she stopped talking to me after because she didnt want a proper relationship
>>53570586
You wish pal
>>53570547
Muslims are a peaceful peoples.
fuck everybody in this thread
>>53570586
id remove your chin in one exchange
>>53570609
HAGO (Have a good one)
>>53570545
He's right
disgusting to think there is a literal paki sat festering behind his computer posting itt right now
>>53570586
i'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces
>>53570642
isn't it "the honorable member"?
>>53570647
Then he'd only have two left
>>53570565
it's pretty good tbf, love old skating stuff like that
>>53570586
I'd rock bottom you through a table lad
>>53570586
i'd win lid
would run away the quickest
having a go
>>53570666
well aren't you a racist person
>>53570668
yeah well i'm the most alcoholic man in australia top that cunt
>>53570657
this
(foy)
New Thread
>>53562975
>>53562975
>>53562975
>>53570545
Yanks are so laughably delusional. I wish they would all fuck off forever.
>>53570696
I was pretty nippy running the 100m in school lad, reckon I could take you
>>53570342
>I think I was the muslim medic in the helicopter
>>53570709
disgusting to think there is are two literal pakis sat festering behind their computers posting itt right now
>>53570586
>implying i couldnt HEEM everyone on /int/
>>53570744
i dont know m8 played rugby for atleast a month in HIGH SCHOOL
>>53570670
both are used but in different contexts.
>>53570586
lad, one fucking glance from me and your chin would be extradited first class to the fucking moon
>>53570729
That thread is full of Autism
No wonder yanks come to this thread. I now understand.
>>53570732
Who'd make your halo games then dormers?
>>53570690
Yeah it's great, starting to get a bit sad towards the end though.
The director of the All This Mayhem also made a pretty good documentary called JISOE which was about an Australian graffiti artist that was a bit of a drop kick, but it was interesting and worth a watch if you wanna check it out; that's how I found the documentary I'm watching now.
>>53570794
I thought /brit/ was bad, what a fucking shambles
>>53570732
don't ever reply to me again rafi
>>53570790
What position? I imagine half of you dutch lads are locks.
>tfw interview for a 28k a year job next week
>still live with my parents and pay no rent or anything
wew lads i'll be able to afford to get a new car, go on holidays, all types of shit if i get it
>>53570802
Not Dormers. I only play quality British games like Worms Armageddon, Populous and Black and White.
>>53570729
>enter /cum/
>full of swedes
Guess their love of sperm lead them to a general called cum haha
>>53570835
how would half of them be locks you melon, there's only two on a team
>>53570851
>still live with my parents
you may be wealthy after that but it's gotta be soul destroying living with your rents after 18
>>53570851
dw you wont
>>53570586
> feels good to know that if everyone who's ever posted on /brit/ EVER had a huge royal rumble fight that I would come out victorious.
>>53570851
>not investing your money in your amazing Business idea
Warren Buffett wouldn't be impressed la
>>53570872
>Worms Armageddon, Populous and Black and White.
>>53570835
no idea what it was called but i was meant to protect the tiniest guy who always had the ball
wasn't very serious just with other schools in the area
C O C K S
weird how yanks are always about the present
most don't really like Obama but they're all talking about who might replace him right now and Bush is like a distant memory
meanwhile the average person here probably still holds very strong views about Thatcher and Blair and still blames the past for our predicament
>>53570911
>i was meant to protect the tiniest guy who always had the ball
flanker?
Excuse me, can I please talk to you for a minute?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMaT2nGaEVg
>>53570960
more like wanker LMAAAAAOOOOOOOOO lol
>>53571008
well done retard holy shit
3rd wank of the day is underway
really strange how Yanks actually believe the Islamic republic of Britain meme and are obessed with Cuckoldry
>>53570960
could be lid
>>53571018
>>53571024
FOY FOY FOY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMaT2nGaEVg
>>53570957
A lot of people who hate Thatcher weren't even alive when she was in power
t. Yorkshire
omfg my dog keeps doing fucking rank farts i shouldn't have given him chilli
>>53571053
dont post yank music to me you fucking shit
>>53571035
>he doesn't live in a sharia controlled zone
quite nice round here, no one robs anything anymore
leave my door unlocked at night
Who /FuckThatcher/ here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bJbeeKBPCU
Why does tumblr like british boys so much?
>Poleaboo found a video clip of her today
>She was with friends at a party
>it stirred up complex emotions
>mostly negative
>tfw Poleaboo will never be a part of that scene or one like it
>tfw she shouldn't be so happy when I'm so miserable and she's the partial cause of it
At least Poleaboo pulled a Harrison Jones from his Tavern Brawl pack in Hearthstone
>>53571102
>FuckThatcher
Nah she's not my type
>>53571091
it's british m8 with yank vocal samples
>>53571107
who doesn't?
>>53571102
t. edgy labour supporter
>>53571107
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7gR7EYjcP8 cause of shit like this
>>53571107
FOC
>>53571100
much much is the jizya tax these days?
>>53571148
i jizyad in ur mums face
TIL after selling Minecraft to Microsoft for $2.5 billion, game creator Markus 'Notch' Persson bought a $70 million 8-bedroom, 15-bath mansion in Beverly Hills, the most expensive house in the city's history. He also outbid Jay-Z and Beyoncé, who were also looking to buy the house.
>>53571068
I'm from a mining family and was born in the 90s, my granddad was in the UDM and kept working through the strike. His dad wouldn't speak to him for a long time after the strike, he went round to visit and his dad just said to his mum 'get that fucking scab off my front garden'. There isn't as much Thatcher hate in Nottinghamshire as other areas because they kept working but it's definitely still there
>>53571186
>TIL
>>53571186
have you not seen the video of that villa? its enough space for a town full of people
>>53571186
>15-bath
Why?
>>53571129
>it's british m8
>main character is black
haha fuck off
>>53571247
https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/40vckx/til_after_selling_minecraft_to_microsoft_for_25/
>>53571187
My dad was an electrician at a pit in during the strike period. He decided to leave and set up a business making buckets and containers for the mines, then switched to making skips for construction sites. Turned into a very successful business. Thatcher literally made my family successful
Went disc golfing and lost a disc in a pond. 73 other people didn't care as much as I did.
>>53571257
>blacks can't be british
nice fucking meme. Yanks out.
>>53571260
>https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/40vckx/til_after_selling_minecraft_to_microsoft_for_25/
in a state of overwhelming depression
>>53571285
I don't get it
>>53571186
do you think he has a room literally full of cocaine?
>>53571285
>>53571295
>t. african living in canada
>>53571253
Yeah I was just watching it then, really wish I was a literal billionaire haha
HAHAHAHA ...yes :)
>>53571271
yeah, Thatcher didn't actually just get up one morning and decide to close everything down either. The pit closures were mostly under Labour in the 70s
>>53570690
Ever watched Bones Brigade: An Autobiography?
>>53571186
Too bad he has no real friends to fill it with desu.
>tfw never been told to fuck off to reddit
feels good to be a true blue 'chonner haha!
Why is my cock so fucking big lads. what was the nature's intention behind this
the concept of reddit is good, but the community is horrible
>>53571341
Have you seen him? I doubt it haha
Apparently he has a room full of candy though.
>>53571415
>'chonner
>the concept of reddit is good, but the community is horrible
>>53571446
>the concept of reddit is good,
Upvotes are a terrible idea desu. it forces out actual unpopular opinion rather than letting retards and Yanks get bullied like on here
Going to buy 16 cans of boddingtons
>Heating's fucked
>Go to bleed the radiators to try and fix it
>Discover the radiator in my bedroom has been leaking fuckloads of water behind my wardrobe which now has mould all over the back of it.
>All the paint's peeling off the wall
Honestly lads just let me die ;_;
>>53571498
might wanna get a 4 pack of bog roll with that m8
>>53571186
Too bad he wants to kill himself.
>>53571187
>>53571271
My dad is a leftie Republican who shared a 'ding dong the witch is dead' picture when Thatcher died, thinks the unions are a vital part of the UK, and made my mum join one when she started working again and brother join one when he got his first proper job after Uni.
Despite being a white collar highly skilled worker, he isn't in a union
Weird lad he is
>>53571456
who's this old geezer?
Lads, since we know banning guns stops any and all deaths at the hands of guns, what if we ban cancer?
>>53571417
why are there so many of these 'hello reddit' pics lmao??
>>53571543
your nan
>>53571494
>Upvotes are a terrible idea desu
this. If someone's being a twat you just insult them, downvoting them to the bottom of the page is childish
>>53571500
well I'm not going to stop you
>>53571543
Respect your elders young man, he worked at NASA
>>53571567
>>53571525
>My dad is a leftie Republican
stopped reading there.
>>53571619
fuck me why is jennifer lawrence posting on reddit?
>>53571400
nah, got the search for animal chin on vhs tho lol
don't go away, pikachu's jukebox is next!
>>53571621
Are you an idiot? Lots of leftists want to abolish the monarchy, it's not an uncommon view among the hard left.
will you people shut the fuck up about reddit it simply annoys those of us who've never used it and have no intention of doing so.
>>53571612
old people who look old should not be respected
>>53571654
You should give it a watch then. It's pretty GOAT. I'm not even interested in skating beyond THPS3 but it gave me a lot of respect for it.
>run 3 miles
>signed on
>got my hair cut
>shaved and showered
Over all a very productive day lads. What you lads been up to?
>will you people shut the fuck up about reddit it simply annoys those of us who've never used it and have no intention of doing so.
*downvotes*
>>53571525
unions are a vital part of the UK, they just need checks and balances so they don't get too much power.
>>53571686
i know i was simply saying it's pic related
>>53571500
My sister always fucking twisted the taps like fuck and ended up cracking a pipe, letting water flow into my room for a weekend I wasn't there. Luckily my carpet soaked up all the water and it didn't go into the floor below, but I had to get my carpet replaced and most of my furniture replaced because it went mouldy after 2 days
My sister didn't give a shit and asked my parents to borrow £20 to go out
>>53571415
fuck off to tumblr
>will you people shut the fuck up about reddit it simply annoys those of us who've never used it and have no intention of doing so. I swear I don't even know what reddit is! *quickly posts on r/4chan that the 'chonners are onto him
>>53571686
got a hard left in my knickers :o
>>53571500
>Honestly lads just let me die ;_;
no
>>53571621
I don't like it
He's always complaining about le evil pedo pig fucking Tories and the bennies scrounging royal family
It's hard to have a normal conversation with him
>>53571760
S A V A G E
A
V
A
G
E
When I kill myself I'm posting a photo of the noose on facebook with the caption "Bye". I'll do it in the middle of the night and secure my flat so it's hard to break the door in, so there's no chance of me being saved
>>53571756
Stop trying to get your darling sister into trouble sweetie xx
>>53571754
fair enough i misinterpreted your comment tbf
Anyone else currently have to do two captcha before it says it's right? literally every one is 'pick the street names' and there are 4 street names, then you have to pick 3 street names twice in a row.
>will you people shut the fuck up about reddit it simply annoys those of us who've never used it and have no intention of doing so.
>>53571826
>Anyone else currently have to do two captcha before it says it's right?
yeah
it's fucking annoying
>>53571727
>>signed on
>productive
never change /brit/
might apply to jobs in ireland
Take a look at the lawman
Beating up the wrong guy
>>53571811
when you do I will be there to stop you, I want you to suffer
>>53571826
I hate street names
>pick all the ones that look like street signs
>oops that's wrong haha!
>>53571826
Yeah
>>53571870
is it true that if you want a job in the netherlands you have to show up in these?
>>53571820
My mum always complains aboutthe shit that my sister does and how she'll never give in to her again, and then a day after gives into her and the cycle continues
>>53571837
those hi roddit signs are gay as fuck
I like the Misc way of doing it where you post a pic of yourself with a spoon
>pick all the sandwiches
>the ones you have to pick are literally burgers
reeee fuck off
>>53571868
I ran 3 miles though
>>53571912
you fucking better
>>53571826
why couldn't we've kept those fucking gift captchas from over christmas those were fucking easy why did they have to go?
>>53571836
>>53571836
>>53571836
What a bender
>>53571934
are you literally me?
>>53571917
Are you me, lad? My sister gets fucking everything she wants. My mum has actually let my sister stay over at someone else's house on a school night, because apparently she was needed to help her friend walk her sister to school the next morning. Mind-boggling stuff.
>>53571976
eating pussy is gayer than sucking dick
>>53571976
I'm eating tuna right now
creepy_face.jpg
>>53572010
You sound like a faggot
>eating pussy
No thanks man. I'd honestly rather have a nice clean weiner in my mouth and I'm not even gay.
>I don't eat pussy
>>53571870
you can live wiv me C:
>>53572032
>>53572010
ok gaysamefag
>>53572010
genuine, bona fide homo detected
>>53572025
lol
>>53571998
My sister is the middle child as well
I thought that the youngest always gets it the best, but he gets treated about the same as I did when I was his age
>>53572045
>2016
>not asexual
sucking a feminine dick isn't fucking gay
>>53571998
>My sister gets fucking everything she wants
you're damn right she does ;D
>>53571756
Yeah my sister's broken the tap in the bathroom a few times doing that.
Radiator's cracked so it's completely fucked. Thankfully I don't really need to use it and it's at the end of its loop so I'm just going to seal it off and forget about it and hope that was the reason the hot water wasn't working properly.
>>53572090
>he
I've spotted why your sister gets preferential treatment.
>>53572031
beta detected
>>53572063
eating pussy is for cucks and it tastes like prawn cocktail
>>53572046
the pay looks really well 2bh
