RIP David Bowie Edition
literally who
CAN YOU HEAR ME MAJOR TOM
rip in pease dave bow
RIP
nige
oh dear
oh dear
Bowie was handsome as fuck. So why did he make himself look like a tranny?
Place your presages of who's going to be next.
>>53412899
Queen Lizzy
>>53412899
Boy George with any luck
>>53412899
Ozzy Osborune ;-;
Kev x Gondola
>>53412899
Keith Richards
How that drugged up fuck hasn't died yet is beyond me.
>>53412899
Me hopefully
>>53412899
Donald Trump
cnn tonight
>wake up for super hard exam
>david bowie is kill
bad day just got worse 2bqh
>I will never be even half the man Christ was
>>53412923
terrible just terrible
meet me in the wildy you cunt you'll pay for this
>>53412899
Yoko Ono t/b/h
>>53412815
>in 30 years people will react like this to Harry Styles dying
>Normies
>>53412944
ill meet u outside corp world 329 be there or be square
>>53412943
probably because your are a protestant tbf lad
for fucks sake
JANNY
>tfw so many of the replies in the David Bowie thread on /pol/ are just "hurr fucking degenerate got what he deserved"
Christ, I'm convinced that nobody on that board is older than 18
He followed a light and came down to a shed
Where a mother and child were lying there on a bed
A bright light of silver shone round his head
And he had the face of an angel and they were afraid
Then the stranger spoke, he said, "Do not fear
I come from a planet a long way from here
And I bring a message for mankind to hear"
And suddenly the sweetest music filled the air
And it went la la la la la la la la la
La la la la la la la, la la la la la la la la la
Peace and goodwill to all men and love for the child
La la la la la la la la la, la la la la la la la, la la la la la la la la la, oh
>>53412990
Janny doesn't care about early threads anymore you goody two shoes sook
>>53412985
rs2 but you cunt
who even plays osrs now lmao
>>53412899
Paul McCartney
>>53412948
nice one !
i'll vote for yoko ono too
>>53413032
i do
i dont have any mates on it tho
>>53412994
he was a sickly human being
glad he's gone
>BBC Breakfast acting like this constitutes news
How many people were murdered by IS and the USA yesterday as well, why does this one man deserve all the attention?
>>53412994
They uninronically post Jewish/Illuminati conspiracy videos with Trentemoller music on the background as ultimate proofs. What do you think?
>>53413069
>i dont have any mates
how am i not surprised
Dad is figuratively really down about Bowie :(
keith richards outlived david bowie
>>53413081
t. anjem choudary
>>53413084
delete this
>>53413081
sandniggers aren't people
>>53412936
Forwarded to the FBI, enjoy your ride in the party van
>>53413090
fuck off noonga
>>53413081
t. ordinary yorkshire lad
>>53413098
Of course he did. Heroin & cocaine in the right ration is effectively an elixer of immortality.
>>53412988
We're all brothers in Christ.
>>53413131
fuck off achmed
Listening room lads https://www.dubtrack.fm/join/david-bowie-tribute-room_145249644430960
>>53413149
tbf heroin doesn't really damage your body. The addiction does though.
gonna listen to hunky dory on the way to my exam
wish me luck lads xx
>first lemmy and now bowie
Our singers are dropping like flies lads. Hope that fat cow and Ed Sheeran are next tbqh.
Not a bender but wouldn't mind kissing a qt aussie
Thoughts?
>>53413164
boong
>>53413205
>qt
>aussie
That's an oxymoron, Nigel
>>53413184
tbf bullets don't really damage your body. The bullet wound does though
>>53413209
*glasses you*
fuck off you leb
how do you release an album on the 8th and die of throat cancer on the 11th
conspiracy when
>>53413201
Last year was the actors, now it's the musicians.
Hope you've said your goodbyes to Paul & Ringo
>>53413156
>Protestants
>Denying the Church and making your own
lmaoing @ your life
>>53413235
I'll be sad at Paul's passing but who gives a shit about Ringo?
>took the news over an hour to verify that he was actually dead
This is because one of you twats hacked Corbyn's twitter yesterday
Oh we can be heroes
just for one day....
Eating a double sausage mcmuffin lads
>>53413223
*gets up and starts choking you*
AAAAAARGGHHHHHH
>>53413260
>>53413222
Except the physical effects it has on your body can't kill you at all. Dry skin, red eyes, weight loss...
>>53413213
Shut up and spread your bum cheeks x
>>53413262
*its a hologram*
>>53413245
I would get lynched if I converted to catholicism. I have thought about it.
I just don't trust the Romans.
>>53413253
Thomas the tank engine fans?
>druggie degenerate cops it
hahahaha let this be a lesson to you all.
>>53413235
>>53413253
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMQSTpxH9yI
>David Bowie
I've literally never heard a single song of his.
Or is he a her? Because the only thing I know about him/her is that he was very effeminate..not that there's anything wrong with that. He was very Redditesque.
Was making crappy hippy 1970s psychedelic dopey music the only thing he did? I will never respect that.
Whatever he did, Rest in Pepperonis. Hope his family is okay
>>53413333
its a her. nice quads
>>53413333
t. 16 year old
>>53413324
Meet me in dunbar right now and fight me
>>53413253
But if Paul goes first he'll be "The Last Beatle" and will shoulder the burdon of representing the entire group. It's the same reason the worst Bee Gee became so well known.
>>53413333
QUADS OF FUCKING ASSHOLES CONFIRMED
>>53413333
there's no way you've never heard Changes
Really loved Bowie and I am going to be unironically triggered all-day by /pol/lacks calling him a degenerate
This used to be my safe space
>>53413333
He played Tesla in the Prestige recently. And some other movie roles I forget. I don't know I never liked him all that much outside of a few songs
>>53413363
That's actually a valid point. Didn't think about that.
>>53413388
how can you love a man who stood for so little
>>53413388
It's going to be a shitty day lads
>>53412815
WHAT THE FUCK
It's okay David Attenborough is still alive.
inb4 he'll be fine
Don't kill him
>bloggers already coming out of the woodworks and writing long drawn out posts
GET A DIARY YOU ATTENTION MONGS
gonna listen to Black Star today tb h
>>53413333
what is it like being the biggest pleb?
>>53413390
Dunno lad. Didn't care one bit about the Motorhead guy dying but now I know...
good morning lads
cut myself not once but twice whilst shaving, first time in ages (cutting myself)
Huh. He died on my birthday.
>>53413477
feels good doesn't it? cut a little deeper next time
>>53413227
was it that bad
At least he's still alive.
>>53413514
Is he an ant?
>>53413478
happy birthday
>>53413477
emos out
>>53413201
she and he'll be fine
>>53413514
t. An ant
WEW lads can't believe he's dead tbhh
>>53413514
If Assad dies you have fucked Syria.
Also just sent another three million refugees to Europe. I will neck you of Assad The Lion of Damascus dies.
>>53413532
oh gosh!
didn't mean to give that meaning desu
>>53413531
Cheers buddy
>>53413514
WHO
got so mad I drank an entire bottle of water now i'm going to wake up with aching balls full of urine i'm literally on the verge
>>53413599
delete this
having a giggle
Thanks
>>53413633
delete this
>>53413649
'ts alri
>delete this
>THIS MUSIC
MODS = GODS
MODS = GODS
MODS = GODS
MODS = GODS
MODS = GODS
MODS = GODS
MODS = GODS
MODS = GODS
Dad's taking this Bowie death a bit hard.
He is cracking out the tapes and cassette player despite having all his stuff downloaded.
Am laffin a bit but hope he'll be ok.
David Bowie being played on /tv/
>>>/tv/64737488
Looking up what david bowie sung so i know whats going on at work
>>53413702
Hey Jude and Let it Be were his biggest hits. Be sure to mention those so your co-workers won't think you are fool.
got work tomorrow lads
>>53413726
*are a fool
literally never heard a david bowie song
>>53413696
>those first posts calling bullshit
>the sudden realisation it's real
>the trolling begins
/tv/ is so predictable
>>53413726
ah I see, that fella
>>53413756
here yo go m8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
>Reading D. Cameron's twitter replies after any major event
>>53413773
sounds sick
>>53413773
umm, that says rick astley?? :)
>>53413756
Same. I made a post about it up there
Who gives a flying fart? He doesn't seem like a man I would want to idolize. Singing about dopey dum-dum acid trips. It's 2015 and people still think that shit is cool?
But whatever, rest in pasta to him. Hope his family is okay
>>53413786
rick astley was his stage name lol but it's him
>Who gives a flying fart? He doesn't seem like a man I would want to idolize. Singing about dopey dum-dum acid trips. It's 2015 and people still think that shit is cool?
>>53413786
>>53413806
this isnt me
mate's done such a wet post about Bowie on plebbook lads talking about what an inspiration he was
Jesus Christ he's such a cretin, but girls love it because he's good looking
>>53413797
FUCK OFF YANK
>>53413822
it aint me
David Bowie was American desu
>>53413827
>tfw i do this too
>>53413838
>>53413841
Cretin
lol at jackie 4chan having autoplaying david bowie songs
http://strawpoll.me/6508277
http://strawpoll.me/6508277
http://strawpoll.me/6508277
vote in this poll, please
>>53413081
DEEHSAR
listening to the cure
>>53413851
in that pussy so deep i couldve drown twice
>Bowie's last published work could well be a cameo in Zoolander 2
>this whole post
>>>/tv/64737620
>>53413850
the U.K is a grey boring soggy biscuit of a country. Bowie was a magic space alien that couldn't have been spawned by it. Therefore he's an honorary American faggot :)
>>53413884
trolled out
>>53413884
/tv/ has gone to total shit man. what the fuck happened. i know that poster is kidding around but /tv/ just seems so twitter-esque in its posters. every thread is like one long youtube comment section
rip david bowie lads
awww
he'll be fine
>I'm stepping through the door
>And I'm floating in the most peculiar way
>And the stars look very different today
These lyrics would be the subject of ridicule in any contemporary English writers circle group in the 1800s lol. Only an ignoramus believes these to be "deep" when it's very flagrant that this verse was probably written while Bowie was on the John for the past 5 hours attempting to think of something romantic or clever.
Find me a piece with some depth. I want to feel like I just read Kublha Khan again or the Rhyme of the sea Mariners. Don't give me some horse manure
Speaking as The Thin White Duke, Bowie's persona at the time, and "at least partially tongue-in-cheek", he made statements that expressed support for fascism and perceived admiration for Adolf Hitler in interviews with Playboy, NME and a Swedish publication. Bowie was quoted as saying: "Britain is ready for a fascist leader... I think Britain could benefit from a fascist leader. After all, fascism is really nationalism... I believe very strongly in fascism, people have always responded with greater efficiency under a regimental leadership." He was also quoted as saying: "Adolf Hitler was one of the first rock stars" and "You've got to have an extreme right front come up and sweep everything off its feet and tidy everything up.
Rest in peace, friend.
yanks out
>>53413925
don't do that
>>53413929
>>53413939
yanks out
>unlike Bowie, you will never have sex with an underage Jennifer Connelly
>>53413925
You've jinxed it now
>>53413925
doesn't work if you use '
>>53413952
do you think he did?
Fuck she was perfect back then. Still pretty hot tb'h
>>53413910
>what the fuck happened
Swaglord and his goons took it over for his meme playground
Honestly how is a faggot named "swaglord" even got anything to do with 4chan?
off to work lads
Today is a sad day for anthropologist everywhere
Today, the last of the dodo birds has gone extinct
>>53413939
>Hitler will never rule Britain
>you will never gather in Leicester Square and watch Bowie sing Hilter his greatest hits on his birthday
WHY HAS NO ONE POSTED THIS YET?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPVrFIP0CMs
>>53414011
Cringed at this post.
>>53414004
*tumbleweed*
he'll be fine
DONT KISS SNAK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xo-kzr0Kgiw
>>53414038
No. He can't die.
He's the hero Britain needs.
she'll be fine
>>53414038
good post
>>53414061
terrible post
>>53413999
don't know. /tv/ used to hilarious, really i'm serious. i used to enjoy it. it's just gone to total shit and that's okay because it's 4chan and who cares. it still is a shame to me though because it used to be so much better. it's weird how a demographic can change that quickly. it's more fascinating than weird
>>53413995
>do you think he did?
You tell me
>>53414064
delete this immediately
hell be fine
>>53414064
delet
>>53414068
Get back on top of that 16 year old trannies cock you fat I.T. nerd TWAT.
>>53413882
>making a sequel to a 15 year old film that wasn't even that good
but y tho
>>53414074
HIs hair color reminds me of the color of toenails
>>53414064
DELETE THIS
>all the /brit/s dying off
>meanwhile all the amerifats remain in good health
kek, i guess the meme backfired
hell be fine
HATE the circlejerking around dead celebs
>>53414117
NO
DELETE THIS
>>53414106
bit sensitive are we?
>>53414120
mein fuhrer
>>53414117
He looks dead
>>53414120
It reminds me of the outpooring when the Kim Jong died in North Korea - who can cry the loudest.
>>53414120
would a Palestinian child be more to your taste?
>>53413580
Your mum
fuck off yank
>>53414146
reptilian*
>>53414038
>>53414155
good posts
Bowie only had 2 good songs imo
Space Oddity and Starman
>>53414120
this. david bowie was all image and zero musician. he's the epitome of valuing persona over content. he was proto-madonna
>>53414117
He will never die, his lizard blood will see him through the next thousand years.
>>53414155
hi yorkshire long time no see
>>53414148
Rasheed.
>>53414148
Calm down Jeremy.
>>53414120
What'd you just say?
>>53414170
yeah but he still has to "die" or everyone will become suspicious, like how the queen mother is """"""""""dead""""""""""
>Speaking as The Thin White Duke, Bowie's persona at the time, and "at least partially tongue-in-cheek", he made statements that expressed support for fascism and perceived admiration for Adolf Hitler in interviews with Playboy, NME and a Swedish publication. Bowie was quoted as saying: "Britain is ready for a fascist leader... I think Britain could benefit from a fascist leader. After all, fascism is really nationalism... I believe very strongly in fascism, people have always responded with greater efficiency under a regimental leadership." He was also quoted as saying: "Adolf Hitler was one of the first rock stars" and "You've got to have an extreme right front come up and sweep everything off its feet and tidy everything up.
Well /brit/? Was he right?
yanks out
You're holding a phalanx formation with your fellow hoplite brothers and a whole division of these motherfuckers slap your sarissas into dust.
What do you do?
>>53414181
blame the janitor
we're in here listening to bowie in commemoration
https://www.dubtrack.fm/join/david-bowie-tribute-room_145249644430960
>>53414228
you absolute madman
>>53414199
>>53414191
Oy, vey! Good goys.
>>53414227
Elephants
>>53414216
Eric Clapton got drunk and ranted about wogs on stage too.
The 70s were a hell of a drug
>>53414227
Why do you assume I'm a puny hoplite and not a much nobler general?
>>53414227
Do a cheeky rout.
>>53412815
Whoever gets dubs to this reply - there celebrity death prediction will die this year.
Whoever gets trips to this reply - their celebrity death prediction will die in 3 months
BUT
whoever gets a single digit to this reply will die in 24 hours if they don't share this in 5 minutes 10 times.
If I get doubles the curse will be lifted. best wishes lads.
>>53414234
>>53414253
Touché
>>53414262
Cause you're a dumb yank
>wanted anchovies
>accidentally bought sardines
Fuck, day ruined
>>53414262
>hoplites
>puny
Top jej lad they were the fucking special forces of that era.
>>53414254
>greeks
>having elephants
Fuck off.
>>53414279
rolling for singles
>>53414227
hoplites didnt use sarissas
Does anyone know where 'evil feels guy' came from?
really, really, really like this yorkshire poster
listening to the cure
haha - banter!
>>53414279
rolling for all anime
>>53414253
>I think I'll post some yiddish, that'll show them!
Rasheed
>>53414321
good feels guy made a bet with the devil... never dance with the devil, because he will ALWAYS lead.
>>53414310
you poor soul.
>>53414279
Assad.
>>53414311
meant phalangite 2bh got the Macedonians and Greeks mixed up.
>>53414326
>straya cunts
/brit/ confirmed for acts of cyber-terrorism
>>53414339
Rasheed
>>53414326
Jeremy Corbyn could literally shit on a child and his mindless swarm of drones (aka his fanbase) would defend it and somehow blame the tories
>>53414325
Hoping to find a cure for your 4 chins mate? JOY
>>53414321
/sp/
most notably used in conjunction with the subway jingle "i got it made i got it made at subway subs just the way i say"
c. 2011
>>53414279
King Salman bin Abdulaziz al-Saud
>>53414279
Hillary Clinton
>>53414366
>King Salman bin Abdulaziz al-Saud
Oh no here we go
>>53414297
Hold the formation. The horses will not charge at our extended spears. Before the battle even began, my hoplites dug holes all over the hills and plains, so that any horses would quickly lose their footing. We created a row or columns of raised ground as well across the field, like ancient speed bumps for horses. We also threw spikes on the field.
This is why I'm a general
>>53414330
Listen here schmuck. Nem zich a vaneh!
>>53414370
>he didnt learn about Alexander the Great in school
Literally a rasheed cunt. He slapped the fuck out of Arabs.
He was the greatest European to ever live. The original remover of kebab.
>>53414366
WE DID IT REDDIT
listening to the cure
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqQoYJXo1Hk
genuinely depressed lads
I was barely hanging out but bowie is having a toll on me
Someone just shared this on my fb
Get a load of this fucking cretin
>"a baby washed up on the beach, safe to say they aren't here for the free eye test"
When the only reason he's dead is because the dad wanted a new set of teeth and it's cheaper than going to Canada where his family live https://www.fb.com/video.php?v=1562080547415156
>>53414384
FOY
>>53414402
>He was the greatest European to ever live.
That was Napoleon
Alexander I wouldn't even put in my top twenty
>>53414411
>that kek picture
do you know him/his work or you're just using it as a reaction image?
>>53414279
God
was fingering bowie behind a pub in crawley just last night
so sad...
>>53414415
Oh get a fucking grip you pathetic cretin
>>53414434
mmm yes he did a great job of killing millions of Europeans
>>53414435
it doesn't seem like very good work, whoever it was done by
>>53414460
Kek^2
>>53414434
>got rekt by a British boot designer
>"""Greatest"""
>>53414384
>Hold the formation. The horses will not charge at our extended spears. Before the battle even began, my hoplites dug holes all over the hills and plains, so that any horses would quickly lose their footing. We created a row or columns of raised ground as well across the field, like ancient speed bumps for horses. We also threw spikes on the field.
>This is why I'm a general
You just got your phalanx utterly wrecked. The correct answer was to order them to use this formation in pic related.
>>53414434
>Alexander I wouldn't even put in my top twenty
Kill yourself. Napoleon's tactics were shit tier. Alexander beat chariots with a simple tactic. Infact he is the forefather of tactics.
>>53414486
he saved France and europe
