Swedish slags edtion
listening to the cure
doing a poo
Another degenerate for the pyre.
how do you lad clean up after a wank
>people still deny this is Bowie's best song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZY77zDzNmYw
that brit is getting rekt in his arguments with the yank desu
>>53415645
just eat it desu
>>53415645
tissue innit
wew
>>53415659
doesnt it get manky
>>53415657
this is me currently desu
>>53415645
i don't wank myself, but when my bull does i normally clean it up with my tongue. i lick it up like a good little slut too, haha.
Why did he have to die lads?
>>53415667
probably, seeing as I flush it after yeah haha
>>53415670
i hope he is black
>>53415670
yanks out
>>53415645
just wank in a sock or the LOO
Alexander the Great conquered his first state at the age of 15.
>>53415708
he didnt have civ to play tho
>>53415692
DESIGNATED
>>53415708
but he never conquered his homolust so he will forever be shit tier
committing a sin
>>53415708
yet he's nowhere near as impressive as napolean
>>53415692
DESIGNATED
just browsing
>>53415708
All that shit is made up
I bet you believe the trials of Hercules too lmafo
love people falling over themselves to out do each other lads.
val kilmers just chipped in -
>>he will inspire millions for a thousand years
He'll be fine
>wake up
>Bowie is dead
fuck
>>53415795
hope the blick kid dies
>>53415745
Kill yourself.
>>53415793
Did you hear about the failed assassination attempt against him?
>>53415773
Normies love to pretend to care about dead people
It's one of thier favourite games
>>53415770
Kill yourself.
>>53415811
sorry for the wrecking i gave you
>kids pretending they listened to bowie now he's dead
every time
>>53415841
Deluded.
>I can't stand all these posers "mourning" Bowie. Only a REAL fan such as myself has the right to do so
>>53415645
Cum all over my belly and just rub it in
Easy peasy
Which one lads
Bow (the weapon) ie
of
Bow (the lean) ie
>>53415861
>they don't know bowie like i did
it's david bowie, not exactly your inaccessible no-wave band from 1976
>>53415861
Normies will be playing him today even though they never rated him
Singing his praises all the while
>>53415861
>>53415921
I can smell the wotsit dust from your neckbeard from here.
i'm jerking off ma dick and i cant get a full erection XD
i hate winter XD
>>53415921
>rated him
Why is this a thing now
Literally not gay in any sense of the word, just a bit curious about Australian willies.
What do they taste like?
Does anyone have a sample for me?
>>53415887
>>53415918
lol bowie was shit, which is why it's more baffling
>>53415921
literally doing that right now lmaooooo
bowie was the only man i would've had sex with
Literally /pol/ before /pol/ was a thing.
>>53415952
contrarian neckbeard
>>53415971
what about me
>>53415667
>doesnt it get manky
you clean up with one side of it and then roll it up
better yet place the tissue on your belly and cum on it
>>53415978
it's honestly a really good read.
>>53415992
you're not a man
>>53415645
I've stopped wanking
I just cum in my gf's pussy, I see her every other day anyway.
>>53416026
i'm a man, just a very cute man
>>53416034
FONT
>>53416034
DELETE THIS
>>53416019
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7o2daB48jY
>>53416019
>>53416083
I'll give it a listen.
>>53415773
why are you so bitter?
>>53415948
thats always been a thing you utter pleb
>>53415826
>>53415773
Do you have two personalities? The nicest guy you'll ever meet and a twisted fucking psychopath?
>>53416083
I was going to listen to it until the guy started talking, I can't listen to this for an hour +
Morning lads
I really wouldn't mind being a pastor or a priest. Just memorize a few verses from a few texts and regurgitate them once a week.
Daily reminder half swording was a thing
>>53416186
>using a sword vs a heavily armoured opponent
What a shitter, I'd have that cunt np
evening
Just got the injection lads
My bf can cum all inside me now with no worries
listening to the cure
>Housemates turned off the heating again last night killing more of my aquarium.
>>53416282
Tell them you pay more of the bill to stop them bitching and turning it down
CHITTY CHING CHING COOKED BY ANYTHING
>>53416247
hf with your fucked up hormones tbhh
>>53416282
probably trying to convey to you indirectly that having an aquarium is gay as fuck
>>53416282
Banter
yanks out
>>53416219
And what do you propose is better than half swording to knock off armour pieces?
got a BW (big willy) lads
japs in
>holy
Wasnt holy
>roman
wasnt roman
>empire
wasnt an empire
>thinking about getting myself a new game
>decide on the uncharted collection
>£47 (forty seven pounds) in argos
>£25 on shopto online
It's like high streets shops want to die.
>>53416350
this
>>53416417
but definitely not this
>>53416355
A Maul
i can't get an erection because i'm very nervous because i think theres are someone in house but im alone
what can i do lads
weebs out
cocks out
>>53416425
>paying £25 for a film
is there anything more autistic than a rhodesia fascination?
shake it all about
>>53416470
3 films actually, smart arse.
>>53416419
>germonkeys think they were good at war
>>53416435
Half swording has the same effect. Mauls are blunt only, half swording incorparates blunt and slash and stab.
sun's out
doing a shit
doing a poo
doing a deuce
doing a tucker
doing a drain
doing a cripple
doing a pinch-a-loaf
doing a dropping off of the kids at the pool
doing a dump
>>53416449
fuck off and stop posting on /brit/ would be the first step
>>53416474
But we're all Rhodesians and we'll fight through thick and thin.
We'll keep our land a free land, stop the enemy coming in.
doing the hokey cokey
>>53416490
Based Greeks. Masters of warfare
Gib trireme.
>>53416491
Mate you use your sword and ill have my maul and I bet I rape your little half swording BP
![artf[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Jh5QrBc.jpg "artf[1].jpg")
Reminder that the English billhook is the greatest medieval weapon OF ALL TIME
mormons approached me when I was walking the dog and gave me an anxiety attack wahey
>>53416517
dropping the obamas off at the white house
yanks out
https://au.news.yahoo.com/a/30534773/oh-f-brace-yourselves-freak-wave-wipes-out-100-beachgoers-at-sydney-tourist-attraction
normies btfo
doing something
dropping the irwin off at the stingray barb
>>53416539
Scots were inspired by Macedonian phalanx?
>seppo """banter"""
You seen this lads?
>>53416182
>>53416182
>>53416182
>tfw my gf keeps pressuring me to get a job
i knew i never should have spoken to that bitch
>>53416539
billhook was used by peasants because they couldn't beat knights fairly.
Beta weapon.
Zweihanders were the best.
>used for breaking up spear formations also billhook formations so the lighter infantry could get in and fuck them up
Not even an English invention
>>53416607
Sarissas were longer.
turning around
listening to the cure
allllooooominuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm alllllllllllooooooooooooooooominerrrrrrrrrrrrmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>53416612
non existent
>>53416282
How's the expensive table though?
>>53416659
Why did they use their shield like that? They also fight in tight formation?
once had breakfast with dr syntax in a chalet in france, ask me anything
Falx was so god tier that it made the Romans change their armour.
Sliced their shields and armour like butter.
>>53416732
>>53416732
>They also fight in tight formation?
Yes but often in very stretched lines. Phalanxes were very tight knight and had many lines of defence. Pikeman were often just stretched in one big line across the frontline.
>>53416683
not a fan of this gimmick 2bh
no posts in five minutes
>>53416773
Ah I see, Pikemans were mainly used as filter unlike the Phalangites
pencil
Lads favourite Bowie song?
Gonna be normie as fuck and say Space Oddity
>>53416873
Correct.
>>53416881
Ashes to Ashes or Life on Mars 2bh
>>53416880
DIN SAWWW ดินสà¸
banter
>>53416659
>>53416773
>finally my history degree has a use!
get back behind the checkout, scum
>>53416939
It's my hobby.
Can't a man have a hobby?
>being anti-intellectual
playing akinator with david bowie in mind and he's not getting it because i'm saying that my character is dead
akinator needs to step up his game 2bh
>>53416935
Vinny mentioned
ahoooo
morning lids
What the FUCK Bowie is dead
listening to the cure
morning lads. morning nonce.
Lads.
Vote for are cara
>>53407815
can you get an erection with cold?
hate it when people don't recognise my obvious intellectual superiority
>>53417022
I honestly think so. So as long as it isn't too cold.
>>53417009
shut
UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
>>53417013
Alri fatcam changed your posting style I see?
Can't believe Bowie is dead desu
bit cold out
HER HAIR WAS BLACK AND HER EYES WERE BLUE
AY I AY AY I AY I AY I AY I
I play at night in your house
I live another life
Pretending to swim
In your house
I change the time in your house
The hours I take
Go so slow ...
I hear no sound in your house
Silence
In the empty rooms
I drown at night in your house
Pretending to swim
Pretending to swim
have to do wees
Just sat and watched an hour long rant by a preacher about how the Jews have constantly lied through history.
>>53417097
Was that the one I sent you? I literally just looked that up on youtube not an hour ago. I watched about 20 minutes of it until I realized I was too high.
Look at all these non-u reddit plebs.
>passed away
He's wiv the angles now. They'll be asking for doilies and serviettes next.
Has shiplad been on /brit/ recently?
>>53417124
Yes. It's actually really good.
tl;dr Jews are heretics
>>53417124
DUDE
>>53417042
I had an erection but it was so bad... I can't get full because i'm a bit nervous because i had dream where i was gay
and i have obbsesive compulsive disorder
listening to the cure
>>53417145
>subscribing to default subs
Just fixed Europe lads.
>>53417147
Ships mentioned
>>53417145
>>53417196
Back to Reddit.
How does one buy a commission in the army?
>>53417200
>That Macedonia
>>53417200
>those baltic countries + belaruse and the ukraine
mornin lads
>>53417164
being ocd while having sex must suck
>remember that night i couldn't get hard because the lamp wasn't aligned 90 degress with the dresser?
>>53417220
Nah I think I'll stay here and make lots of epic posts right here in this thread, /brit/, every single day. Of course I'll make sure to remain anonymous so that you cannot do a single thing do filter my posts.
Thanks for playing, microbe.
>>53417202
Not original shiplad but aced all my exams, now going to see in Feb and wanted to see if Shiplad was about.
>>53417250
>remain anonymous
Nope you stink of Reddit. Can always spot a redditor
>the hipster /mu/tant girl from tinder has stopped replying
>this hot fashionable asian is replying
door closes; door opens
>>53417234
OCD doesn't mean you're autistic about tidying
FOY
>>53417234
I dont have that ocd, i have obssesive thoughts
>such a tragedy; cannot believe we have lost the icon that was David Bowie
Why is dropshipping the best job ever lads?
>inifinetely scalable
>work from home
>use bonus credit cards to get cashback or flight miles
>literally 2-3 hours work max per day
>easily outsourceable
>location independant
>>53417124
Hey pal if you're still here watch this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M60FUPVtq9k
how do i get hench?
>>53417154
*heathens
>>53417302
100 pushups, 100 situps, 100 squats, and a 10km run every day
>>53417302
Read the /fit/ sticky, eat clean, heavy compound lifts 3x a week. Done.
>Actually, certain reddit subs are perfectly acceptable.
>>53417302
Basically this
>>53417332
Eating is the most important aspect.
bless up
>>53417331
>>53417331
completely unnecessary
>>53417295
So why have the Jews assimilated so well into other cultures of differing religious beliefs?
>>53417271
Fuck off. I've been here ages. I can remember when you could write t b h and f a m. Back in the moop days.
>>53417329
No The Talmud literally says a lot of blashphemy about Christianity.
>>53417368
They haven't in the past.
>>53417332
>>53417345
By eating clean do you mean eating nothing but chicken rice and veg all day every day?
>Brendan will never watch Wrestlemania and hand in his report for the 6th period
>>53417392
I can tell you're not gonna make it
http://strawpoll.me/6508657
http://strawpoll.me/6508657
http://strawpoll.me/6508657
http://strawpoll.me/6508657
http://strawpoll.me/6508657
please help lads. keep in mind im like 2/3 finished with gta 5
>>53417392
Preferably.
Obvious things like cutting out fizzy drinks, fast food etc etc. Try to cook for yourself.
>>53417392
By "read the /fit/ sticky" I don't mean "don't read it"; what I mean is "read the /fit/ sticky".
>>53417392
Eat vegetables and only vegetables
is there a way to see if your youtube videos have been linked on other websites?
One of mine just got couple hundred views overnight.
>>53417392
get about 70-100g of protein per day, stay within 1500 cals if you're losing weight or about 2300~ if you're gaining muscle.
Eating "healthy" isn't necessary, but naturally is better for your body.
>>53417421
You've asked basically this exact same question before and nobody gave a flying fuck then either
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMThz7eQ6K0
Probably my favourite Bowie 2bh lads.
>>53417447
Google the video URL.
>>53417456
exactly. i really do need to solve this because i've done neither of those since then and have just been browsing /brit/.
>>53417281
How much have you personally earned from drop shipping?
>>53415600
>reposting le reddit
>tfw living in a post-Bowie world
>>53417447
>>53417447
>One of mine just got couple hundred views overnight.
It was posted on /brit/ we were all laughing at it.>>53417485
>53415600
check out all these (You)s i got earlier lads
>>53417483
>I know what imgur filenames look like and that imgur is used to host files for Reddit but I've never been on Reddit I swear guys no really nuh-uh I'm a 4chan guy sekrit club no reddit for me
>>53417518
>p-please accept me into your community!!
>I-I-I'm not cancerous I swear
>I-I only get laughed at everytime I post
>>53417517
>using someone's death for getting (you)s
wish i had done it before you
>>I know what imgur filenames look like and that imgur is used to host files for Reddit but I've never been on Reddit I swear guys no really nuh-uh I'm a 4chan guy sekrit club no reddit for me
If you say walk
I'll walk with you
>>>I know what imgur filenames look like and that imgur is used to host files for Reddit but I've never been on Reddit I swear guys no really nuh-uh I'm a 4chan guy sekrit club no reddit for me
browsing tumblr lads
having a go
>>I know what imgur filenames look like and that imgur is used to host files for Reddit but I've never been on Reddit I swear guys no really nuh-uh I'm a 4chan guy sekrit club no reddit for me
>browsing tumblr lads
>>53417598
It's great for porn.
Took me 3 hours to download 75gb
>>>I know what imgur filenames look like and that imgur is used to host files for Reddit but I've never been on Reddit I swear guys no really nuh-uh I'm a 4chan guy sekrit club no reddit for me
>I fantasise about having a saucy affair and cheat on my husband. I'll write about time travel to justify it.
>>53417645
goypill me on The Talmud
>>53417629
So is /b/ doesn't make it good.
>>53417651
Sounds like a good way of harnessing your emotions and potentially saving a marriage tbf
>>53417636
billionaires out
Or how about they're not responsible at all, you cock gobbling terrorism apologist.
>>I fantasise about having a saucy affair and cheat on my husband. I'll write about time travel to justify it.
you paid you jizya yet brothers?
pissing shit out my arse lads haha
>>53417651
>why yes as a matter of fact I do browse 4chan on the mobile
>>53417629
y-yeah p-porn h-hahahaha
what is the cause for scottish/northern people to be primitive and runty?
Is it a case of poor genetics or is it from being raised in a harsh and unfriendly environment?
>>53417686
>I live in London
Unlucky lad
>>53417674
Not even a billionaire.
Only get 110mbps
>>53417708
Fatcam
>>53417720
>Not even a billionaire.
>
>Only get 110mbps
GAZILLIONAIRES OUT
listening to the cure
>>53417757
>he isn't on virginmedia
>he never got a free double speed upgrade
does anyone have a picture of le happy merchant hiding behind a corner but u can see his nose poking out?
>Pakistani man with dwarfism loses deportation fight.
http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-35251398
>>53417757
megabits per second yeah?
What's your favorite ancient wonder?
Colossus of Rhodes 2bh.
>>53417781
Literally can't get fibre to my house, so I'm stuck sending smoke signals to Sky to get my broadband
why the fuck is uncharted 1 a 20gb download on psn?
btw i know none of you will have the answer to this because you're all scrotes
>>53417817
you're mum
>http://strawpoll.me/6507331/r
good lids
>>53417783
Good.
Meanwhile other countries are deporting our lads.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-35220941
>>53417824
>so I'm stuck sending smoke signals to Sky to get my broadband
Extremely good post.
>>53417817
Great lighthouse because I always play England and having another +1 movement for naval units is very good
>>53417849
all me
*farts*
Boys I ain't never seen nothing like a Galway girl
>>53417939
excuse you
*sharts*
>>53417842
>why are PS3 games, which are traditionally hosted on Blu-Ray discs that have a capacity up to 50GB, multiple gigabytes in size?
hey lads, whats the best way to kill crippling boredom and despair?
>>53417817
cheating but the docks of Carthage.
>>53418023
cut it off at the source if you know what i mean
*fuck off*
>>53418023
having sex with your cousin
>>53417985
the average size is like 7gb, and i should know because i've downloded dozens of the bloody things
this game came out in like 2007
