https://twitter.com/DavidBowieReal/status/686434952464982016
FUCKKK
FIRST
>>64737488
Literally who?
>>64737507
He fought for Texas independence at the Alamo you swine
no way
cant stump the trump
this post brought to you by The Force Awakens
Please tell me this is fake...
WHAT THE FUG
>>64737507
He was once in a nolan movie
within 5 years someone you've heard of will be dying every hour
>>64737537
ITS HIS OFFICIAL TWITTER AND FACEBOOK NIGGER!
>>64737507
Cameoed in Zoolander
NO FUCKING WAY IN HELL HOLY SHIT THIS CAN'T BE PLZ TELL ME IT WAS A NORTH KOREAN HACKER FUCKING WITH US PLZ GOD OH SHIIIIIIITT
>it's real
>>64737488
Holy shit you aren't memeing.
Rest in peace, Mr. Bowie.
>no music publication is reporting this
hell be fine
And so, as softly, a super god dies!
>>64737507
The Prestige (2006) as Nikola Tesla
>>64737507
He's Tesla in that Nolan film
it's fake
It's fake but since when did /tv/ get so classy to even know who David Bowie is?
>>64737507
Fucked an underaged Jennifer Connelly in Labyrinth.
clearly hes fine
Hackers
>>64737488
Whatever. Poison sucked anyway shitty band
FIRST ON 4CHAN
WATERMARK THAT SHIT
>>64737488
Wait, how can he be dead and be twitting?
Comments say its a hoax
mods sticky this
god damn it
>>64737488
Please be fake
>>64737620
>David Bowie
>classy
wew lad
NO NO NOO THIS BETTER BE SOME SICK FUCKING JOKE
Bullshit. The Guild wouldnt allow it
fake and gay
What?
He just released a new record, what do they mean "after months with cancer"?
>>64737620
>classy to even know who David Bowie is
go back to reddit. everyone knows who he is and everyone knows his son is making the warcraft movie
BLAME IT ON A BLACKSTAR...
Who is David Bowel?
>>64737488
Don't ever scare me like this again or you will pay the consequences Mr. 192.168.1.254
I didn't even know he had cancer. But it's on his official twitter and FB so unless it's a hack then it's gotta be true.
>>64737488
>https://twitter.com/DavidBowieReal/status/686434952464982016
Confirmed on CNN. it's happening people
>>64737488
>http://en.mediamass.net/people/david-bowie/deathhoax.html
Hoax
>>64737488
Please don't be real please don;t be real please don't be real
>almost 70 years old
>still plays shows
I think he'll be fine
>HIS FUCKING OFFICIAL FACEBOOK
>HIS FUCKING OFFICIAL TWITTER
>PLEASE BE FAKE
you're fucking retarded /tv/
>>64737488
Is it bad that I feel a surge of adrenaline when I find out a really famous person died?
He's not dead, redditors, chill the fuck out and resume trying to fit in
This is a hoax but it's weird that it's on his official Twitter and Facebook. Obviously meant to promote his new album.
>>64737620
>glam rock bi man loved by rebbit as well as 4chan=unknown and classy
alright seriously back to reddit. nothing classy here.
>>64737488
Golden Globes killed him.
WHAT THE FUUUUUUCK
facebookers LIKE that he died
R.I.P. in pieces
>>64737488
>Google David Bowie
>nothing about this
>scrolling down
>see twitter
>the tweet is real
NO
NOT DAVID BOWIE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUCXeuCC11g
it's a hoax, fag
It's the terror of knowing
>>64737707
>le parody meme website
you're fucking retarded
literally fake and gay
Holy fuck he's actually dead, they just posted this on the official twitter
He died of sadness and shock after Mad Max didn't win a Golden Globe for Best Movie
marketing stunt?
fucking /tv/, don't scare me like that
I don't have enough alcohol on hand to deal with this
>>64737721
HERE WE GO
>>64737749
there is no other acknowledgment button yet....facebook will be fixing that soon.
its a hoax just like Jim ross' last month
HE ISNT DEAD
HAS A NEW ALBUM OUT TOO, BLACK STAR
WAS JUST ON THAT BUTTHEAD FALLON'S SHOW
brb raising sails toward tpb to get album.
sounds like it's time to call in the Hardly Boys
>>64737800
its on his official twitter page though, did his own staff get fooled?
>>64737721
stop that
if he's not dead then why is this on his official social media
it could just be a coincidence that there were recent death hoaxes, right?
IT'S REAL NEGROES
http://www.davidbowie.com/news/january-10-2016-55521
Damn it's real
Labyrinth was shit
>>64737830
the infamous hacker 4chan is behind this
hes really dead
>>64737802
Right, because people who just released an album or went on some talkshow recently are totally immune from dying.
>>64737802
>He did something recently
>therefore he cannot be dead
I guess doing stuff is the key to immortality. As long as you have always just recently been seen doing something, you can't feasibly die.
>>64737771
A hoax website reporting on hoaxes? That's some next level shit. David Bowie is alive and well.
https://twitter.com/SkyNews/status/686439784613593088
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>64737707
That page is a hoax. You can literally type anyone's name and get a page about them.
See for yourself:
http://en.mediamass.net/people/danny-devito/deathhoax.html
http://en.mediamass.net/people/kevin-spacey/deathhoax.html
http://en.mediamass.net/people/johnny-depp/deathhoax.html
HIS ACTUAL FACEBOOK
HIS ACTUAL TWITTER
this looks real.
fuck.
when was the last time he was seen in public?????
Oooooh. This is the ghost of David Bowie.
I won't rest till I get a sticky.
>Space Oddity playing in the background when I read this
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/david-bowie-dead-legendary-artist-854364
>>64737830
>>64737802
yeah just went on his twitter he is indeed dead unless this is just marketing for black star album
>>64737847
oh shit
>bowie died before leo got an oscar
>>64737869
is TMZ last to find out?
>tfw meme magic is real
Does it work on other boards or just /mu/?
This is obviously a ploy to sell more albums.
>died at age 69
It's so strangely poetic, rest in peace in the star brother.
If true then 2016 is off to a brutal start
>Lemmy
>Tall Man
>David Bowie
>>64737876
>when was the last time he was seen in public?????
He was on Fallon on friday night
>>64737926
/int/ literally memed poo out of thin air to rain on indians
>>64737721
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-_30HA7rec
thread theme
I dont believe any of this bullshit. Im going to go to bed and in the morning, everything is going to be ok.
Please be fake... I wanted him the be a blood elf in warcraft
hoax.
>>64737965
Everything will behunky dory
>>64737923
well, TMZ will confirm independently. their staff is probably working the afterparties tonight.
you know who is going to be hit hard by this?
Gervais. that was his hero.
NOOOO I don't want face this ch ch ch change
>>64737507
He was the hero in Venture Bros.
Reminder that Angus Scrimm actually died yesterday and no one gave a fuck.
I hope he haunts this board, taking the bodies of every dead celebrity to be used as sentinels.
welp, time to kill myself
How shameful is it the only Bowie album I own is Low?
He's fine you niggers.
Sticky when. The last thing this board needs is Robert loggia and David Bowie haunting it.
Real:
https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/david-bowie-dead-legendary-artist-854364
>>64738008
Low is a great album
>>64737721
The same was said about Rowdy Roddy Piper and Dusty Rhodes and they both pretty much dropped down dead
>>64737926
>meme magic
>a/mu/teurs
here's the new album in it's entirety:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zk1etr2EF_Y
Quick my brothers in arms! To /mu/ and let's shit up the place !
>>64737507
Guy who was a tranny before it was cool
>>64737898
His website says he's fine, OP is a faggot
It's real.
>>64738035
>
http://www.davidbowie.com/news/january-10-2016-55521
fucking retard
>>64738008
100%
Bowie's glam rock stuff is his best. His radio pop and experimental movie soundtracks sucked.
I'm getting mixed reports on whether this is a hoax or not. Obviously official source, but it still smells funky.
>>64737488
Time to binge watch marathon some David Bowie movies.
>>64737990
Some good will come of it then
it's real
David Bowie is no longer with us
>>64738014
Any others I should immediately get after Black Star?
Can anyone find an article confirming he had cancer before this? I'm not seeing anything.
>January 10 is my birthday
happy birthday to me...
>>64738035
He's dead, but his condition is stable
SHIEEEEEEET
pls no
pls
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING!>?!!?!?!
AHHHHHAGHHGOAHLKLDKGHG
Let's take a moment to appreciate what he left behind.
lol that fucking rep
HOLY FUCK NO. SHIT.
Hey guys, get ready to hear Bowie songs in every fucking Warcraft commercial
>>64737629
>Whatever. Poison sucked anyway shitty band
I think you'll find it was "Europe" edgelord
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/david-bowie-dead-legendary-artist-854364
NOOOO
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>64738043
M-my phone gave me the shitty mobile site, I couldn't see.
;__;
>>64738003
this
>>64738035
Son says he's dead ombre
https://twitter.com/ManMadeMoon/status/686441083648212992
>>64738055
He might have kept it completely private, especially after having to deal with the press's bullshit over the years.
I'm still hoping it's a hoax...
>>64737507
He had a minor role in Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me
>>64738003
oddly enough the last Phantasm movie is really really really coming out this year and Angus and some of the other actors were getting ready to start hitting the conventions to get people hyped for it
>>64737995
>David Bowie revealed as an asshole evil shapeshifter in the special
>then is killed off
>the new season of Venture Bros comes out this year
>David Bowie is kill
FUCKING MONARCH!
It's all over
>>64737488
JUST
>>64738055
Lemmy only announced he was diagnosed with cancer 2 days before he died.
I guess some people accept that they are dying and don't want to become part of a media circus.
It's real, his son just confirmed it too
https://twitter.com/ManMadeMoon/status/686441083648212992
>>64738112
well shit
RIP Major Tom
STICKY NOW
>>64738125
Will Duncan kill himself when warcraft flops and he becomes super box office poison the same year his father dies?
>>64738114
He totally killed himself
You only heard space oddity faggs, stop being gay niggers.
YES ITS REAL
HAHAHA FINALLY
>he wont be in new twin peaks
>>64738112
Fuck. ;_;
>everything and everyone you even care about mildly is dying
That's what I get for caring
>>64738125
fuck no
The Golden Globes killed him
>>64737488
damn dude this is such a bummer to a great evening.
GRound control to major Tom
SHEEEEIT
>>64738125
>>64738133
FUCK
>>64737488
>Death hoaxes are legit marketing tool right now
2016,everyone
>No David Bowie cameo in Zoolander 2
End my suffering
Fug it's true :(
RIP Tesla
>>64738112
Well that pretty much confirms it, unless it's the most devious and pointless prank in history.
>>64738125
Wow never knew they were related.
>>64738177
zoolander comes out in 1 month, im sure the film is finished
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/david-bowie-dead-legendary-artist-854364
>>64738132
He was only diagnosed with cancer two days before he died
>>64738177
Might already have been filmed.
what will happen to /tv/ when it's his turn?
Are there people here young enough that they don't know who fucking David Bowie is?
Jesus fucking Christ
I think I need to be alone for awhile guys
Things like this reminds me that all my idols over 60 can die at any moment even if they look healthy
Goodnight sweet prince
>zoo names new baby penguin after David Bowie
>6 hrs ago
>Bowie is kill
>11 mins ago
David has been reincarnated as a penguin
Time for a relevant Brendan
JFMSU
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Bowie
Wikipedia confirms.
>>64738201
>>64738197
If so you can guarantee that little factoid will be pushed in the press screenings
>>64738207
it's a meme
>>64737767
Watching some good friends scream
>>64737488
'no'
who cares
YOU REMIND ME OF THE BABE
2016 WORST YEAR
>>64738231
KEK
Press F for respects of this music legend
I just want someone to hold me, but im alone
>>64737488
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v--IqqusnNQ
thread music. rip ziggy ;(
>Bowie was quoted as saying: "Britain is ready for a fascist leader... I think Britain could benefit from a fascist leader. After all, fascism is really nationalism... I believe very strongly in fascism, people have always responded with greater efficiency under a regimental leadership." He was also quoted as saying: "Adolf Hitler was one of the first rock stars" and "You've got to have an extreme right front come up and sweep everything off its feet and tidy everything up."
HE WAS WHACKED
>>64738209
>Andy Latimer could die any moment before recording another Camel record
DON'T DO THIS TO ME MAN I CAN'T LIVE THIS WAY
MODS STICKY
>>64737488
Most overrated artist I ever seen. At least now he can be forgotten.
>>64738237
execs just killed him off to make a few more million in zoolander 2, no doubt it will work.
>>64737488
I just looked it up. Fuck!
F
>>64738174
I'd rather have him pull his influences and make a fake hoax as distasteful promo for Blackstar instead of the thought of him being gone...
>>64737488
This one is his best movie
RIP IN PEACE
BOWIE
O
W
I
E
;_;
Wow. David Bowie is fucking dead. Doesn't seem possible guys WHAT THE FUGGGGG.
BBC LITERALLY JUST CONFIRMED IT LIVE ON AIR
IT'S 100% OFFICIAL
>>64737488
Kek im glad that old faggot has finally kicked it. I hope he suffered.
>>64738202
He'll live on, in endless suffering. To grant Brendan the release of death would be too kind to such a frail soul. The world is not so kind.
>>64738263
cocaine is a hell of a drug
:(
Who's next?
McCartney? Dylan?
>>64737507
The Man who sold the World.
I have the Man Who Fell To Earth in my backlog. Guess I'll start it up tomorrow.
>>64738249
Lemmy, Angus, and David Bowie and we aren't even halfway through the first month of the year.
>inb4 Betty white by friday
>it's fucking real
I feel fucking sick man. He was my hero.
>>64737865
>mortality rate of avid 4chan users is among the highest of any group of individuals in the world
>>64738170
>never explicitly mentions his father dying
M-maybe he's being vague on purpose?
Please no
Please fuck no
![1376538081470[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/6JQX6TJ.jpg "1376538081470[1].jpg")
>>64738314
10/10
In honor of his death we should all listen to Man Who Sold The World.
Nirvana version, of course.
>>64737488
Rest in peace, David.
F.
was he reddit or 4chan
>dat feel when theirs still people posting on the official Bowie fb page that its a hoax despite the overwhelming evidence
>>64737620
David Bowie isnt classy and its real
guys
he's actually gone
toasting in an epic /b/read!
>Bowie dead
>all four original members of KISS are still alive
Sorry boys, he's gone
NO NO NO NO NO NO THIS CAN'T BE REAL
SAY IT AINT SO
POSTING
IN
STICKY
He does look like his dad
Daily reminder that everyone on Earth no matter how important or beloved will die, including you, so make the most out of every moment, and cherish every breath you have alive
;_; Noooooooo!
>>64738365
they drink the blood of goy children to survive
>The thread is now a sticky.
Well, at least his ghost will be pleased.
WE STICKY NOW
Life On Mars playing on the radio.
RIP Ziggy
FUCK!!!
WE STICKY NOW
who /mu/ here
how does this have more post than /mu/ and this is a sticky lol
His death is so suspicious since he has that Lazarus thing going on right now. Or probably just the irony of life.
can't wait for all the faggots to come out with
>"can't believe he's gone.. i was such a huge fan!"
>>64738125
Who?
>>64737488
>Died at 69
>'69 was the year of the Moon Landing
>2Spooky4me
>/tv/ gets sticky b4 /mu/
DAVID BOWIE FUCKING DIED
GODDAMNIT
So the whole time he was making Blackstar he had cancer, then he dies a few days after its release. Guess he had to finish what he started.
I dont believe this, im not going to believe this. I dont care who ever posts it.
Who cares
Literally memeartist
>all these autists pretending they care
>>64737855
>black lives matter
What's that banner say in full, anon? I'm curious as to what those Soros funded nignogs have to say in the media.
literally who
hopefully the rest of the boomers follow quickly
STICKY
RIP BOWIE
well, that's that
http://www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-35278872
F
WHAT the FUCKing SHIT
HOly fuck it's real.
Why is this stickied here but not /mu/?
>>64738391
I can't believe he's-a gone, I was-a sucha huge fan!
