are kazza edition
>>53389136
>Not B52 edition
Janny!
>>53389110
nah maybe a fucking nerd like you would be lmao
kpop desu lads
N A N D O S
ketchup or mayo with your chips?
>Janny!
>>53389216
both in equal parts
https://desustorage.org/int/search/text/sersh/
I want to find the thread Sersh was doxxed in? Not the faked Daniel Proctor one but the real one
>Janny!
Woke up to this who do I message first?
Mass-delusion... as in "basic humanist thought that is of high importance to human society and overall benefits everyone".
You know what has become an actual religion and delusion at this point? Right-wing bigotry and nationalism. Like usual. Like it always has been throughout history. Idiots banding together to buy into propaganda and blow incidents out of proportion.
A small part of a random population deemed "different" from the natives did something bad so the bigots start ostracizing the entire group. Completely ignoring generations of peaceful coexistence and progress and the fact that we are all humans living on the same planet and the fact that nationalistic delusions harm countless of people and the future of our society. What a fucking joke right-wingers are. Disgusting.
>>53389216
only faggots would choose mayo
>>53389216
Mayonnaise is the Devil's condiment tbqh senpai.
spoons is and always has been cheekier than nandos
>>53389214
>medium
>>53389279
kumachan
>>53389262
his names sebastian
>>53389279
Alex you bent twat
>>53389216
salt and vinegar tyvm
>>53389262
>implying he was doxxed
![skinny-guy[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Bwt82CJ.jpg "skinny-guy[1].jpg")
>Karenpost
>>53389279
The Russian.
They're waiting on it.
>>53389279
Darina desu
the rest are too old or men or can't cook
>>53389279
Hansol & holly la
>>53389216
mayo
>>53389287
>>53389291
benders
>>Karenpost
>>53389279
Hollywaner is a tad bit strange tbqh. I've come across her before, she was telling be about how all girls are interested in money and will do nasty things for it.
>>53389380
Big old niggalips
If you don't want a trump presidency you are a literal rasheed who should kill himself (not in a crowded marketplace or in a carbomb mind you!)
What is winter like in the UK lads
/brit/ will never produce something this good
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9UiHYHZ2SI
>>53389309
pft even I've got a bigger bulge than that
"eyes and teeth" is slang for me and my mates. "hey anon let's go to nigger club", "nah mate, it's all eyes and teeth in that shithole"
>>53389472
Rainy af
I know the north is a shit hole (which is entirely the souths fault by the way) but I'd literally rather live up here than down south. I really can't stand your poncy accents and your faggy middle class ways.
>>53389496
>it's all me and my mates in that shithole
wat
Azusa
going to have a cup of tea, and there is really nothing anyone can do about that
>>53389279
>9
I had interpals for about three weeks, but, even though I was unemployed at the time, I couldn't keep up with all the messages and people were getting upset with me for not replying quick enough. For the last couple of weeks I was waking up with between 40-50 new messages, but I could only send back about 20 a day so it was just getting ridiculous and I deleted it.
>>53389540
>Implying that the Janny isn't going to come down on you like a tonne of bricks for posting that
>>53389547
Alright CLQ
>>53389472
>>53389440
Would prefer a nige prime ministership if i had to pick
>>53389582
Fuck the police senpai
>>53389552
Is it all catfish like in >>53389279 ?
>>53389136
very good edition
also id like to draw you lads' attention to the pic; whoever produced that must be exceptionally talented in image resizing, aswell as brightness+colour alteration. really first class image editing
>>53389552
>tfw my Russian interpals gf deleted me on facebook
Hadn't talked to her in a while but it still stings
I sexually Identify as a LA̕͏͜M̴̨̀͠B̨͘͟͝͝O̴͟͢͠RGHINI. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of DRIVing UP HERE IN THE HOLLYWOOD HILLS. People say to me that a person being a LAMBORGHINI is Impossible and I’m MATERIALISTIC but I don’t care, I’m this NEW LAMBORG̡͏͏H̡͢Į͡NI HERE. I’m having a plastic surgeon install , 7 NEW bookshelves and 2000 new books on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “NEW LAMBORGHINI HERE” and respect my right to DRIVE UP HERE IN THE HOLLYWOOD HILLS. If you can’t accept me you’re a LAMBOphobe and need to check your ̡GNA͏WL͞I̛DGE. Thank you, and I'll see you on my website.
>>53389694
>>53389694
I sexually identify as red ropes
>>53389420
She can't speak English for shit but she's a nice person.
>>53389377
Hansol is a boring cunt
>>53389325
Messaged her she's a japanese milk 2bh has a boyfriend though but I am cucking him she always flirst with me.
>>53389362
>>53389369
good choice
>>53389552
This was my first night 2bh. I had already answered the other ones. In total I have 22 qts messaging me.
Also got asked to exchange dic pics on whatsapp
AaUSA
a
U
S
A
SOMEBODY TELL ME WHY SERSHLAD ISN'T POSTING ANYMORE REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>53389681
There was this one Russian guy that I'm sure was gay. He lived in some remote Russian town towards the east and he'd message me paragraphs every day talking about life in Russia. He used to get very upset when I didn't reply quickly enough and he'd send messages every single evening asking why I'm not replying "I guess you are busy... that is OK...". I had to block him in the end.
>>53389638
Mostly Russians, Koreans, Chinese, Eastern Europeans and Americans
Lads I had a fig roll with a cuppa earlier and the world has just fallen out my arsehole on the bog jeanie mac
>>53389752
good lad, it's a good confidence booster desu. No matter how many ugly fucks try to treat me like shit here in the UK, globally, guys like us are desirable as fuck. To add to that, NO ONE likes British girls, so they can all just fuck off desu.
>>53389808
He was probably just lonely m8 you probably made him end it all
>>53389799
He's a normie now
he doesn't need us
>>53389752
>talking to girls who live more than 10 miles from you
For what purpose
>>53389795
MENTIONED
E
N
T
I
ONED
(me on the left)
>>53389863
Yeah, I felt really bad for him--he was a nice guy. But I worked couldn't keep up with how much he wanted to message.
tinder is just really good for practicing chatting up girls tb#h.
>>53389799
He's behind me on my bed sleeping with some Irish slag ( I think I know some Irish twat and one of his mates fingered her outside a club in Galway )
Shhh don't wake him
>>53389891
because british girls are disgusting
>>53389911
It looks so weird
>>53389916
>putting your face on it
fuck off normie
>>53389541
No he's saying that between his mates, "eyes and teeth" is slang. He means that there's a lot of black people there so when the lights are off all you can see are eyes and teeth. Confused me at first too, no doubt him and his mates are a pack of melts
>>53389952
it's his evil twin
>>53389808
>>53389914
Sounds like he might have just had very little to do in his remote town and wanted to learn what the rest of the world was like.
>>53389994
*walks away from the camera*
Do you take notes in lectures lads (lower class plebeians need not answer)
>>53390009
kek
>>53389893
>me on the left
would play guitar with, snuggle, and spoonfeed strawberries and cream/10
>>53389967
don't have this problem here
>>53390031
bit hot out
the new m50? love it
>>53389864
>>53389925
I do not find either of these scenarios believable desu
dad just gave me a small loan of a million dollars
>>53390096
fuck off millionaire
>>53390070
New Zealand weather
>>53390096
fuck off brianna, I won't buy your shitty game
>>53390096
tell him that we are in the UK and he shouldn't be using that disgusting yanky currency
>>53390096
can you lend me a fiver m8?
>>53390096
Donald.
>>53389853
For some reason I keep getting milfs messaging me. Wish it was like real life haha.
you are right about the British girls. It's really funny seeing lower class girls on it having like no friends or no wall posts thinking they are gods gift.
I've been messaging one cutie though from t'north and I banter about her hometown being flooded.
>>53389891
Nudesand most of them visit the UK. the gook I am messaging is coming in UK in summer to see her boyfriend but she says they aren't talking anmyore so she will be lonely when she goes and said she wants to meet me
>>53390110
Cuck or buck?
>>53390110
megacuck
>>53390110
Top tier cuck post
Nobody on 4chan has come close
>>53390169
3, 2, 1
JME watches anime
https://youtu.be/eW_iujPQpys?t=6m9s
your willy is rubbish
>>53390148
august ames again?
i reckon it is
>>53390210
I'll put it in your bin then x
>>53390174
>only 148cm
/brit/? More like /shit/ lmao!
>>53390210
you have a strange definition of rubbush
>>53390193
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/broken-man-discovers-girlfriend-cheating-7147024
need an answer lads
how long do you chat to a girl for before you can ask her for a meet?
>>53390110
tbf to the lad he at least ditched the whore, have respect for him for taking responsibility of the child
>>53390174
are poor eastern european qts all over your dick if you make like £20k a year
might fly one over here
>>53390210
I liked your willy. Can I show you mine?
>>53390227
yes lad
>>53390205
black people love anime for some reason
*swallows 2 paracetamol tablets with a cheeky grin*
explain yaself watchu mean when you say HALF - CAST
>>53390246
I don't like talking over text just ask them if they want to meet as soon as you start messaging them
>>53389279
Show us your profile pic lad
>>53390236
XDDDDDDD
>>53390281
good taste
>>53390236
Estonia? More like Russia lmao!
>>53390174
Don't go around breaking young girl's hearts......
I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.
>>53390236
haha well done outbantered the /shit/posters again hahahahaahah
>>53390349
>tfw I finally understand this quote
>>53390235
I know. felt like saying you could literally give me a blowjob standing up for bant
>>53390273
Eastern Euro girls are fucking NUTS. utter NUTS.
They will message you. Then you'll message back. Then they will flirt, you'll flirt back and then they completely stop replying to you, then they will reply a few hours later and start flirting again then you will flirt back and they give you mixed messages and cold shoulders.
>>53390335
Mate she's 31. Looks young though.
>Flirting with girls on the interet
Ugh, can't do it. I make myself cringe when I can read what I just posted. Kept imagining what it would sound like being read on BBC News for some weird reason..
>>53390322
>XDDDDDDD
:DDDDD
>>53390332
>ching chang chong
Please speak in English.
>>53390370
haha :P
BOOM CLAP
Got tons of likes on stuff I posted in a shitposting group and on my normal FB, but did pretty badly on CSGO and the two girls I messaged on Tinder didnt reply :(
win some lose some
me on the left
England will be washed away by Allahs cleansing rains. Drown in your sin
>>53390314
Does this ever work?
>>53390430
What did you think it meant before you understood it?
>>53390328
just wish she would do anal desu
When they talk about wearing medals or miniatures, what is a miniature? Do you get a smaller version of the medal when you get the main one?
>>53390480
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=as1mOphRjIU
>>53390174
What site is that mucker, interpals?
shoot us a pic of her would ya
>>53390447
I know, Michael Jackson's lyrics are only so flexible though.
That Kumachan was the one who had Ted mooning as her profile pic, right?
:3333 <33
>>53390498
I don't know tbqh
Hello good sirs, I'll be using a tripcode in this thread from here on out.
>>53390447
she looks about 12
would genuinely relish a return to the stone ages, going out hunting mammoths and that with sticks and flint and shitposting on my cave wall next to my woman
>>53389136
>>53389211
>>53389275
>>53389311
>I'm into survival skills, mixedmartialarts, philosophy, anthroplogy, religion, politics, pyschology and poetry. I am religious. I am born again presbyterian.
>>53390523
Good post
>>53390479
>tfw Sean Penn isn't dead yet
:'^(
>>53390479
me on the right
>>53390565
>woman
ug off normog
>>53390565
>nd shitposting on my cave wall next to my woman
kek
>>53390515
No mate here she is.
http://www.interpals.net/kumachan718
>>53390514
aye lad should sign up it's good bant yank girls are thirst as fuck
her pics here
>>53390447
>>53390554
>tripcode
>doesn't use a tripcode
gtfo newfag
dragons den lads
>>53390504
she probably will at some point 2bh
>tfw you will never have drunk sex with her
https://www.instagram.com/p/__ZYpmphBq/?taken-by=msmaplefever
>>53390662
im out
>>53390591
>I am a christian deist
>>53390600
he will be soon.
>>53390450
stop worrying mate lol
>>53390643
she basically lives in a place called fuckuova
>>53390649
Sorry am i doing it right?
waheyyyy
>>53390643
Wonder if she could help me get a twincam exported to N.I for cheap
>>53390715
Kek'd out loud
>>53390593
You too friend
lads heres italian lads profile
>Britain is bracing itself for an icy blast over the coming week when temperatures are expected to drop below freezing and bring snow and widespread frosts.
could've done with this at christmas ffs
>>53390778
>Prodigy, BSE and Xilent with that other shite music
>>53390704
What's this stuff in the news about him? He did an interview and it led to a drug lord being captured or something?
If so then I would say very soon
>>53390694
oh dear i find that quite humourous
>>53390778
got me :(
>>53390778
jesus what a twat
>i have to say, i think you're pretty good looking.
r8 this message i just sent to a bird
Lads this is urgent I need help for whatsapp
some girl wanting to send me pics but I dont understand what you are meant to do to add your number
when it says +44 what do you do? do you just remove the 0 from your name
>>53390722
That's pretty hot desu haha
>>53390835
he went undercover for the CIA to bring that spic drug lord down and now the american government is denying all knowledge
it's a bloody stitch up
>>53390778
>I'm a 188cm Ectomorph Homo Sapien of English culture
Jesus Christ
>>53390850
awful
>>53390850
>>i have to say
>>53390778
wtf is björk lol so underground
>>53390852
yeah replace 0 with +44 so instead of 07864111526 it would be +447864111526 (random number)
>>53390852
just do 44 then your normal 079 or whatever or else replace the 44 with your 0 number
>>53390906
it's all so quiet
>>53390907
doxxed :)
>>53390835
he went to interview the most notorious drug lord in the world in october, high-level security and all that, unbeknownst to him the Mexican Marines tagged him to the jungle where he met with El Chapo. they eventually used Penn and the interview to get El Chapo on Friday.
either way, i don't doubt Penn will probably seek some sort of government protection now.
>>53390907
>>53390927
FUCK.
I already did that, and the SMS verifaction didn't work and now my QT thinks I am giving her fake numbers
JUST
Eating a pomegranate feels like eating a girl out on her period and it puts you in touch with your monkey ancestors when you're picking the little capsules out.
Can't believe there are plens who don't know which part you're supposed to eat. It's not fair to call them seeds when they're surrounded by a cell of a juicy deliciousness.
>>53390873
>Sean Penn
>Working for the US government to bring down a druglord
Unless he has been undercover for 30 years I find that unlikely. Sean Penn is basically a wife-beating version of Jeremy Corbyn
>>53390903
>>53390896
just unmatched her lads
i knew it was shit
>>53390992
just turn down your autism levels and you will be fine
>>53390778
He has the jaw and chin of a god
>>53390907
>(random number)
Sure it is. Just doxxed you m8
>>53390969
>plen
ancient gimmick. doubt there are many /brit/folk around who remember it.
![Kelly_rowland_2013_getty[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Xg8MHnv.jpg "Kelly_rowland_2013_getty[1].jpg")
Best take advantage be all that you can be
Best take advantage see all that you can see
Cause this could be your last opportunity WITH ME (PUT IT IN)
Check it baby, get it baby, check it baby get it
Do it baby d-do it, d-do it baby get it (put it in)
Check it baby, get it baby, check it baby get it (work)
Do it baby d-do it, d-do it baby get it (GO HARD)
Check it baby, get it baby, check it baby get it
Do it baby d-do it, d-do it baby get it
Don't come around if you gone let me down
You gotta get it all the way in
I wanna see you work
>her: I'm only addicted to the gym
Would "it shows ;)" be an appropriate flirty answer lads?
>>53391052
I'm an oldbender
>>53390850
Shit. You dont get replies if you dont make a conerversation they also get hundreds of those messages a day
>>53391017
it was going well before baka
having a hot choccy desu
>>53390903
Is that Yahtzee Croshaw? That's someone I haven't thought about since 2011
>>53391055
will you stop posting jungle shits ta
>>53391048
cheers la
>>53391080
yes
unless she's fat in which case it sounds sarcastic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OA-WUsOqYhU
N E W S A R G O N
E
W
S
A
R
G
O
N
>>53391084
what are you supposed to talk about with basic bitches though
just want a boy to cuddle with 2bh :(
>>53391055
Literally dated a girl who looked a lot like her. She was a nutcase
>>53391142
>basic bitches
fuck off yank
>>53391146
LARGS
>>53391084
the question is, can i pull it back
woah..................
lads haven't looked at her fb or any pictures or old conversations or anything since we broke up on 2nd of november
suddenly getting an urge to do this but is this a bad idea
>>53391101
yeah
apparently he stopped wearing his fedora when fedoras became a meme
My gf is black, ask me anything
>>53391259
why are you pretending to have a gf
What does kissing a girl feel like?
>>53391142
She could be someone like us if you took the time to get to know her instead of believing that she is basic
Cause who the fuck is going to say what is really on their mind when they barely know a person?
>>53391259
do people look at you funny when you take it out for a walk
>>53391123
it's a shame about the rest of you
1259
I have nothing to ask, i couldn't give less of a shit
>>53391259
is it true that they smell worse
>>53391303
stop posting this pic of my gf
>>53391303
>>53391303
salty bags of milky coins
>>53391243
That's my anniversary lad
My post will give you good luck, do it
>>53391303
bags of sand
>>53390852
Post them here. :^)
>*sniffs your fingers*
why do they smell like cum anon?
i am beyond cringing rn
>>53391315
stop whieknighting, you can tell if a girl is basic just by looking at the clothes and makeup she wears
>>53391300
I'm not
>>53391317
Sometimes, normally old people
>>53391331
She smells fine most of the time but her hair gets a bit pongy somtimes
>>53391382
i was fingerblasting your nan
might have a wank
>>53391340
not her mouth's wrong shape
>>53391373
but i've not felt sad about it once since then, i feel like it's gonna set me back or something
>>53391398
How can I be whiteknighting a chick I dont know
Jesus christ
THIS AIN'T ME
THIS AIN'T COO'
THIS AIN'T WHAT I SIGNED UP TOO
THIS AIN'T RIGHT
'S NO GOOD, NO GOOD
EVERYTHING IS CHANGIIIIIIIIIING AND I BEEN HERE FOR TOO LONG
GOING THROUGH THE SAME THINGS
I BEEN HURTING ALL ALONG, GOT TO MOVE ON
>>53391449
don't make me look through my folder for it
>>53391458
cos ur a beta fuk
AND NOW YOU SEE WHY I ACT LIKE A NARCISSIST
>>53391507
But I don't fancy girls :^]
how long will it take before war and peace is available on iplayer?
havent used it for a long time
jack confirmed for best poster of 2016
Night night /brit/!
*jumps into bed and snuggles into you*
ahhh comfy~
>>53391458
You're making positive assumptions about girls you don't know
that's whiteknighting
reminder
gf is coming home soon and she wants to do a sex but I can't be arsed, the fuck is wrong with me?
>>53391544
just over 200 years
>>53391559
GET
ABSOLUTELY
FUCKED
>>53391560
back off!
>>53391560
*takes swiss army knife from under pillow and shoves the blade in your gut*
Anons how should I save my money? There's stuff on the online banking page about ISAs and all sorts but when I try to read them I just give up after 2 lines and go back to mindlessly browsing imageboards.
At the moment all my money is in a current account that earns literally no interest.
>>53391562
I said she could be not she is
>>53391596
let me stand in
>>53391562
Right and making negative assumptions about anyone you don't know is being a prat.
You're both as bad as each other. Just don't make any assumptions.
>>53391615
put it under your mattress
>>53391575
can you tell me how mandela is a positive one
it was much nicer in south africa before black people got a say in things
>>53391048
*Blushes*
>reading these messages i've sent to girls
no wonder they don't reply lmao
