Tony Abbot edition
turnbull is a c.uck
Reminder that if you've ever said "trash" instead of "bin" you're not a true Brit.
Tone mentioned
Deutschland 83
https://www.worldwide-parcelservices.co.uk/
These lads will do it for £47 but it looks a little sketchy tee bee aytch
Kyary
kpop desu lads
me in the middle, top
What do you usually get for lunch in greggs?
oval bite master race here
slops
>>53392409
total garbage post
Is she braindead?
I SEE YOU BABY
CHICKEN MADRAS
>>53392389
Wahey! Calm down lad. AcousticRain is actually a 45 year old gay man named Jerry.
>>53392018
Everyone who was a cunt at school and uni is working in marketing/recruitment desu
>>53392525
all her brains have gone to her boobies
>I don't have a folder full of awkward-beta-white-males and qt-azn-grills in fedoras on my harddrive
any mxc lads here
the standards of /brit/ have fallen considerably since the days of craven and fatcam
>>53392488
>that mushroom drawing
im assuming that this is one of your edits
>>53392488
>>53392501
>>53392511
crayon pop
>>53392508
sausage bean cheese melt
starting my new job as a steel erector tomorrow lads, very nervous
english women are genuinely appalling
>>53392577
>>I don't have a folder full of awkward-beta-white-males and qt-azn-grills in fedoras on my harddrive
>>53392614
yeah dude magic mushrooms lol :)
https://twitter.com/jeremycorbyn/with_replies
You have ten seconds to disprove a single point in this image
>>53392525
she's boring to watch; not into it at all
FUCKING AUSTRALIANS EVERYTIME.
>I don't have a folder full of awkward-beta-white-males and qt-azn-grills in fedoras on my harddrive.
>>53392577
That's a trilby
Bloodborne came with my ps4 when I bought it many months ago but I didn't get around to playing it, think it's about time I give it a go desu, what am I in for?
>>53392545
What do they do? Must be so fucking boring.
Going to a car trunk sale tomorrow, lads.
>>53392645
>>>I don't have a folder full of awkward-beta-white-males and qt-azn-grills in fedoras on my harddrive
>>53392679
just a bit of piss taking is all
>>53392654
i was referring to the evident lack of skill and intellect
>>53392456
>it's based
>7, 8, 9, it's the morning so it's pretty much all the same, but then you get off at 3 and actually have a bit of day left to do shit in
Sounds a bit too much like school.
But I do miss those empty afternoons and evenings.
Would probably still waste them anyway though
>>53392641
And yet they can still get laid with someone better looking than them essentially whenever they like on a night out
Get fukt james
>>53392525
yeah but i really enjoy her videos regardless, those tits are just too good to be true
you think any /brit/ posters have died?
>>53392679
Wow, the tweets have been deleted already.
>>53392710
a powerpoint presentation
>>53392775
yeah me
>>53392698
>>53392710
bit boring imo, played it for about an hour then went back to fifs
>>53392775
yea im a ghost lol
You just know Thailad is posting ITT without his proxy on.
>>53392488
>>53392501
>>53392511
>>53392577
>>53392618
>>53392710
>>53392720
>>53392775
surely a few from suicide
What the fuck is all this IP drama
>>53392834
all me
>>53392775
ky went up on a skyplane and never came down because why isnt he posting so is dead
any heads here
>>53392790
mint
>>53392807
wew lad
reminder
>>53392713
Talk on a phone I suppose. Being a talkative cunt is so useful in life. I don't know why spergs always imagine themselves walking in a McDonalds during their lunchbreak at an engineering firm only to see their childhood bully flipping burgers at 31. Being good looking and charismatic is an advantage no matter what stage of life you're at
[spoiler]tfw[/spoiler]
>>53392799
Hahah she said you sent her a dick pic
What's it like that 48 year old man is wanking over your pic?
When I went to Britain last they all looked, acted and dressed like Americans
What decade did the UK get completely Americanised?
>>53392775
sershlad died
dubs decides what i wank to
>>53392841
Someone thought he was going to get nudes from a girl, but actually he was getting an erection for a 45 year old man called Jerry.
alright lads got the POF set up for us
username: KevinBoyle1
password: fuckingnormies
just need someone to help filling out the about section and the first date not done it yet
>>53392472
Is tone a manlet? looks it.
>>53392882
>they all looked, acted and dressed like Americans
can you define exactly what you mean by this?
>>53392695
>'Anon why do you have a folder with 209 pictures of overweight men in trilbys?'
>>53392896
ur mum lol xD
>>53392882
idk must've been recent
they even say quid now as well
>>53392841
Wog cunt messaged my QT who was trying to exchange nudes with me. He messaged her saying I was posting about it on 4chan.
She then messaged me saying she is actually a 48 year old gay man who stole the pics and is called Jerry see:
>>53392765
>>53392896
Maserati XXX
>>53392866
Yeah, I'm sure that there aren't people with traits from both sides
>>53392877
Feels mmmmmmmm to be honest.
>>53392857
he hasn't been on steam either interestingly enough
>>53392906
Brilliant
>>53392941
christ, i didn't know that british women were such promiscuous degenerates.
>>53392941
4 > 1 > staying at home and having a wank > 3 > 2
BLOODY HELL LADS ABSOLUTE MADNESS
richard hammond has been in another crash filming for top gear, he's in critical condition
turn bbc news on now!!
feeling like some davey cameron pie desu
have been talking with a lass on tinder for about 2 weeks now
do i ask to meet up? what if she is actually ugly? what if i am actually ugly?
going to have a shower soon
Bit worried my sister might be a poof lads. She goes out like once every three months and she always goes with her friends to a gay bar and then she tells me they accidentally stumbled across an area of the holiday resort they're going to that's entirely gay. Not sure if I'm relieved or not.
>>53392973
so you communicate via steam as well as by text and phone
oh dear
how deep does the rabbithole go
>>53392918
I expected to notice differences, any kind of difference, but didn't really, aside from accent changes. One thing that did improve is I saw fewer Brit youth in cargo pants than back home. Unlike Scandinavians in the summer who always seemed to have them
>>53392987
they're professional slags hired by the club
Just opend up an ISA and bunged my shit in it lads. Ready to begin earning money by doing nothing.
>>53392941
1>4>3>2
>>53393054
1 4 3 2
>>53392866
the red goats are literally feminism
>>53392906
Fantastic. Just sent a message off
>>53393025
if i ever had a daughter id prefer her being a lesbian tbf
Just noticed there are loads of cunts on /brit/ with a name that begins with J
>>53393056
summary of texts since concert
>*does a vibrate*
>*does a beep*
basic gist of it
>>53393080
well in my experience yanks are really, really easy to pick out
kind of like with germans, you're white, but you don't look like the rest of us
>>53392997
what an absolute madman
>>53393091
>>53393096
now bum each other
>>53393090
what interest rate you getting? only getting 1.6% on mine
>>53393120
FONT
why is this lad on POF only messing black girls
you better not be being racist or we will get banned instantly
>>53393111
Problem is, she's probably the only chance of the family genes being passed on because I'm a fucking autist.
>>53393025
if she's so brazen with you as to give you such embarrassing slips, she might as well tell you upfront what her sexuality is.
Do you like the streets?
gf just slacked me this.
>>53393157
I messaged a blonde. Did one guy do all the others?
>>53393149
TSB
S
B
>>53393151
jealous :)
>It's 10 years in the future
>You're putting your son to bed
>"tell me the story of the walking man again daddy"
What do you say?
>>53393173
ORIGINAL PIRATE MATERIAL YOU'RE LISTENING TO THE STREETS LOCK DOWN YOUR ARIEL
>>53393173
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHOf3s70w-c
Rocket League is pretty comfy.
>>53393217
"When you're older son, when you're older"
>>53393217
*stares at him*
just touched down in hk lads
Rate my supper lads x
>>53393149
1.6% is pretty good at the moment for an ISA. Get one of those current accounts that pay 5% on the first £2,500 as well.
I think we need a new picture on POF
nobody is going to reply to this
>>53393164
The whole family's right wing as fuck, extended family and all. If I was gay, I'd be taking that shit to the grave tbqh.
>people born in 2010 are having sex
>>53393090
ISAs are shite, I put 8 grand into a 2.75% last year and it was cut to 1.75% in less than a year and is even lower now
>>53393136
With pleasure!
>>53393264
glad to hear you are safe xxxx
![1240x698-the-little-mermaid-character-image-ariel[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/42E0RT9.jpg "1240x698-the-little-mermaid-character-image-ariel[1].jpg")
>>53393228
>>53393149
Much less than that because I went for the coward version where I can take my money out at any time. But it's more than 0%, which is what I was earning before.
I'd like to have gone for a Fixed rate one and gotten a better rate or perhaps a stocks and shares one, but my situation is weird. I'm a NEET and haven't really transitioned to proper adult life yet so I don't know when I might need all this money I have saved up. With that in mind I didn't want to tie it up in an account where I might end up with less if I suddenly find myself having to use it all.
>>53393229
>when my brother broke up with his girl I heard this for 2 months straight
I hate The Streets
>>53393158
suppose thats a reasonable concern if she was my daughter, but the facts its yours confirms your diagnosis
>>53393215
ree
>>53393246
I find that my car jumps every few seconds regardless of ping or graphics setting. Something that I'm missing?
fucking hell lads why is Windows Movie Maker IMPOSSIBLE to use now
they made it LESS USER-INTUITIVE WHAT THE FUCK
>>53393264
>>53393229
theres one he sings about staying in with his girl. makes me depressed but i enjoy it
>tfw a qt internationally famous kpop star will never flirt outrageously with you on national tv for laughs
https://youtu.be/CDQuy7Y1rbo?t=10s
>>53393277
WHY IS HE WALKING TOWARDS THE CAMERA?
SERIOUSLY
DOES ANYONE HAVE AN ANSWER
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK WAS HE DOING FFS
Lisicki posting was fine but this kevposting thing is /b/-tier.
>>53393337
rude
>>53393284
why won't she just tell you only?
>brown eyes
africa
>>53393090
>>53393149
>>53393291
>>53393207
>>53393273
>>53393313
I'm the lad from earlier who has £10k saved up. Where should I put it?
A Help to Buy ISA?
>>53393303
lmao nobody's even slightly arsed about those girls.
Also me in the suit on the left.
>>53393357
>>53393356
He's the walketta man
It's all he knows
>>53393264
honkers
>>53393246
What's the point in playing it if you're not sitting with your mates on a big sofa and playing against each other?
>>53393365
Because I'm the most right wing of all.
reminder that mike skinner is the only mainstream artist that understands the plight of the lower middle class/working class white urban youth of the late 2000s
>>53393356
he was at the dinner dance
so presumably he was walking to have a dance
>>53393291
Should have went for a fixed rate one then, eh you melt? But you didn't because you hoped the rate might go up.
>if i ever had a daughter id prefer her being a lesbian tbf
>>53393346
>sunny
>having taste this shit
>>53393399
>>53393277
lmao
>>53393395
put £9k in a FTSE tracker fund through your ISA
>>53392925
Hi Theresa
>>53393395
if you're planning on buying a house soon yes
>>53393346
I miss young Sunny
>>53393395
If you want to get on the ladder, yes
didn't kevin contact thailad? thailad should've asked him why hes walking toward the camera
>Create ISAs as a way of tax free saving
>Put taxes on them
fucking tory cunts
>>53393476
If I just go into Barclays and ask them to do this word for word will they know what you mean?
>>53392925
Fedora posters are as autistic as anime posters I reckon tbqh
>>53393526
yup
going to smoke a joint lads
>>53393131
>kind of like with germans, you're white, but you don't look like the rest of us
We both also waddle through town rocking the white socks with sandals :^)
>>53393395
put it on arsenal winning the league
>>53393510
>didn't kevin contact thailad?
Did he?
>it was okay until she got out of the bed
>>53392641
Yeah always notice that when I go on holiday to Europe
anime
>taking financial advice from teenage students on /brit/
>>53393481
Hello
daily reminder christmas doesn't technically end until today
>This nonce on our banter POF profile messaging a 16 year old
>>53393556
put it on Leicester desu
>>53393608
sound quite banterful to me tbqh
My ISA gained roughly £200 in interest in 2015
for comparison I won £1300 on bet365 and spend over a grand on drugs
ISAs feel like a waste of time now, can't be arsed to even open an account to get a better rate anymore
>>53393415
I play 1v1 mostly anyway.
>>53393327
I don't know what that shit is about.
>>53393608
>logging into to that
enjoy getting doxxed
>>53393582
I remember that episode, kek. Alex Jones is a nutter
currently being cyber-bullied on a website called instasync
PUT THE GFS IN THE BAG AND NO ONE GETS HURT
>>53393646
how much do you have in it?
>>53393682
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9KVIfpNG4w
![MikeSkinner03EM261113[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/sr8ZxDc.jpg "MikeSkinner03EM261113[1].jpg")
OI
BEHAVE
>>53393637
>>53393608
link?
>>53392939
I don't think I've ever heard that Americans use the term quid
>>53393653
If I'm just driving forward it isn't smooth. Every few seconds it jumps a few feet to the left
On the tutorial level that's offline it's perfectly smooth
But it doesn't seem to vary depending on my ping
Reeeeeeeeeeeee
>>53393356
Why does he look different in his other image to the walking one?
>>53393785
irish weather
>Sending two messages to sophemily91
>>53393246
M8 says GO ON GET IT IT'S GREAT FUN
>I'll torrent it and see
>torrent it
>get bored within minutes
Glad I didn't buy it desu
>>53393395
Put it in an ISA and fucking well leave it alone, lad. Unless you know what you're doing, don't fuck about with stocks and shares. Gambling is for chumps.
>>53392882
You probably didn't visit the rest of Europe or Asia then.
>Asia is Americanised beyond belief.
>Australia is Americanised, though they seem convinced they're Anglos cos they say cunt and m8 a lot.
>Europe aside from France and some Eastern states is Americanised to fuck and back, and the Eastern states watch so much Yank TV they're the reason our lingua franca changed from French to English in the first place.
France has too much pride to ever be Americanised.
The UK has a superiority complex over America because we're already in possession of a globally influencing English speaking culture. We don't need to suck up watching Friends and the American version of the Office to partake in the globalised English world. We tend to reject Americanism more than the average nation.
Honestly if you've ever travelled to more than about 2 countries you'll find that the UK isn't that Americanised in the grand scheme of things.
>>53393774
They don't.
Yankboo is a retard
>>53393632
>>53393717
>>53393813
Quite good
ok lads updated the POF profile a bit check it out
>That message to sexy_sam461
kek
Cycled 52km today lads, rather tired.
>>53393813
enjoying your contribution lad
>>53393813
phwoooaarrrr
>>53392925
>I have a dedicated harddrive for shitposting purposes
>>53393782
On wifi? This happened to me online when I used wireless because my wireless is total shit, even when it reports low ping.
After using ethernet, completely smooth.
>>53393774
>>53393856
new lads
>>53393839
>Literally a percent or two a year
Hardly seems worth it
>>53393811
jej
link to the instasync?
>>53393886
>>53393831
screenshots
>Cycled 52km today lads
SOMEONE LINK ME TO THE FUCKING LISICKI POF PROFILE
>>53393914
My OS and games are on my SSD, music and shit is on one HDD, got another free too.
>>53393849
Definitely agree with this. Italy isn't really that americanized either though. But yeah UK, especially for a country with such easy access to american "culture", doesn't conform as much as one would think
>>53393915
I only tried it on wi fi but that sounds like a possibility, I'll try it tomorrow, cheers lad
>>53393958
>>53393961
Just log in lads
>>53393886
kek
that was me 2bh
>>53393940
>worth it
what the fuck are you even on about? worth what? the hassle of setting it up?
unless you're on minimum wage you have no reason not to save money, and there is literally no reason not to maximize your returns
>>53393994
actually it was me
>>53393951
http://instasync.com/r/westmidslad
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT POF STANDS FOR
>>53393961
http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=111112977
info here
>>53392906
>it's literally monday tomorrow
i need a holiday already lads
>BRITAIN leaving the European Union will break up the “superpower” bloc which will weaken the United States, a former top American defence politician has said.
Nothing personnel lads
>I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT POF STANDS FOR
>I take it kim is your name?
>>53394024
What fucking dingus keeps changing the picture
>>53393997
There is literally no reason to save money. If you are ever in need of money just make a sure thing bet or get a quick wonga.
>>53393959
good on ya lad
>>53393940
As opposed to nothing? This is why you're a poorfag; you have the wrong attitude to saving.
literally getting shittonnes of messages on POF now i changed the profile pic to an attractive male
>>53394071
found him
>>53394085
>>53394076
>This is why you're a poorfag; you have the wrong attitude to saving
I have 10k in savings and earn 35k a year. Jog on m8
>>53394024
>ethnicity: cancer
>>53394072
>sure thing bet or get a quick wonga
>>53394085
Edit the description to mention anime. That will drop the number of replies
anyone want to grab a pint with me when im in london next week? im normie though
payday 2 is fucking hard lmao
>tfw no scrotum to lightly nibble on
>>53394117
If you're making 35k a year and only have 10k savings you're doing something wrong famman
>>53394186
>going to a pub with a yank
no thanks
>>53394117
I have £40k and earn £17k a year. YOU jog on boy.
>>53394181
most normie pleb POF girls won't know what anime is
and if the picture is good looking enough they don't read the text anyway
>>53394209
Yes like actually spending his money and enjoying it.
@53394209
>A povertyfag just tried to talk to me
>>53393780
That is a pretty weak return, still, better than nothing
anyone else have rich parents?
dad is an exec of a massive company
he gives me 15k a year for the last few years as its a way to legally give money that wont get taxed out of his will. I literally have 60k in my savings and i've never wokred in my life
>I'm from Manchester
>>53394261
probably spends it all on rent for his cupboard in london
>>53394298
JOY
whoever's messaging jodie with me is a good fucking lad
