david cameron edition
Business idea: get kidnapped by an old pervert who can look after me so I can never have to work in my life
only question is where
zoe kazan
>>53385520
Rotherham
aniGAY
owned
>>53385523
>this is what betas find attractive
desperate much?
>weighing under 12 stone as an adult male
you must ill
He finally got his bombings.
Good lad it seems.
>>53385520
You'll just get murdered and dumped in a ditch when you get too old (14)
How can i achieve this look?
>>53385550
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bO-NaEj2dQ0
kpop desu lads
>new thread
>everyone posts their "smart, intelligent and funny" reply they didnt want to waste on a 300+ thread
>no one bothers reading anyone else's
>>53385567
what are you on about mate
sorry that you have shit taste
>>53385588
you wanna roll with the big guys huh?
>>53385570
>weighing under 80kg
Alright twig boy bender
>>53385597
that's a long tie
>>53385585
what is stephen fry
>>53385618
karma for taking themselves too seriously desu
>>53385477
Marina Lambrini Diamandis
(NOT A PAKI)
>>53385633
just for you, lad
>>53385624
only paul dano would marry her
classic dano, lmao what a lad
>>53385624
sorry about the accident
shame they couldn't rebuild her whole chin
What's a good anime for a real bloke? None of that limp-wristed boys dressing like girls shite. Preferably something about miner's strikes.
>>53385659
what a lovely girl
>>53385659
patrician taste
>>53385598
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1vzqWEMgGgJ
The gf unironically believes in astrology, like full on. Every arguement we have, or loving memory, or fucking anything ANYTHING we do together is becuase I'm a Leo and she's a Capricorn. If her star readings say something like cancel your plans today, she will literally do it, that includes cancelling meeting up with me, this has happened like three times.
I have tried to be polite about it, but today I pretty much told her she's a straight retard if she think the position of the stars and planets have any bearing on how good or bad your day is going to be, and even if it did, there's literally no quantifiable way to measure or predict how or why they would affect us, and that there's 7 billion people on the earth, and one star sign predection can hardly apply to everyone on earth who was born in that month. It's absolute fucking nonsense.
She hasn't spoken to me all day. Not appologising, though, fuck that.
/blog
>>53385659
Stop posting her
Honestly nothing special about this slag
Looks like the kind of one you find outside McDonalds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eNG_p5c8th8
>you will never be american
>>53385652
That was such a kek-worthy night
>>53385597
that's a long tie what's he hiding underneath it haha ;) x
>>53385618
>used to start a new thread at 300 posts
>first 50 posts were gimmicks
>last 50 posts were shit because everyone wanted the ebin first post in the next thread
It is honestly better this way
>>53385710
lad
lad
lad
never
stick
your
penis
in
a
nutter
>>53385689
Patlabor 1 and 2
>>53385714
How Many Normies Can You Fit In One Video?
>>53385652
Kek
I don't vote tory but that was such a great election.
So many behemoth figures just BTFO, even Sturgeon who'd all but got ready for her room on Downing Street
>>53385714
>American ''parties''
>>53385659
PAKIFU ON THE RIGHT
ME WATCHING PAKIFU ON THE LEFT :^)))
>>53385712
""""""""""""no""""""""""""
based meanies
>>53385714
>Those girls twerking and snogging each other are 15
wew bit uncomfortable desu
>>53385714
pretty sure these lot are either kiwis or aussies
wouldn't they get arrested in Yankistan?
Business idea: get rear ended at a stoplight, sue for chronic back pain issues afterwards
Secondary business idea: start a business with some of the money from the lawsuit
>>53385659
Jasmine Lucilla Elizabeth Jennifer van den Bogaerde
>>53385790
>>53385783
actually disgusting
>>53385752
emotionally unstable nutters always fuck the best.
>>53385714
really don't know what to think about that desu mate
according to last.fm I have 5000 total scrobbles : 1393 unique scrobbles, so i listen to a song on average 3.5 times
am i pleb?
Literally nothing matters
Not only will this thread die, this website will die, you and your entire family will die, the human race will die, the planet earth will be destroyed, the sun will die, the universe will reach heat death
All of your thoughts memories, dreams, ambitions hopes, ideas, fantasies, all of it counts for absolutely nothing
so why even bother?
>>53385790
I remember her from Stephen kings it
unironically booked my flights and paid for my tickets to this today with the lads
gonna be the most normie experience of my life probably
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwmbatejX3c
>>53385860
because waifuposting is fun
american culture
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avwrL9syLvc
Got £10k in the account. What should I do with it?
>>53385714
looks a lot like the 'parties' we had when i was 13-15
>>53385891
remember to take pingers lad, gazzantee it will improve the experience 1000%
im a goy toy teehee :-3
>>53385815
I got a settlement claim for being rear ended, whiplash and emotional trauma was what they went for, I really did have whiplash, but the emotional trauma was rubbish. Anyhoo, I only got like £7000, which isn't really enough to do anything with
>>53385813
Nah
Nothing in there was serious enough for the cops to bother tracking them down over.
Americans, you have ten seconds to explain to me how American "football" isn't just a shit version of rugby
is the guy in animolisa a bender? he's talking to some guy on the phone like it's his husband
>>53385758
oi m8 i've seen those. they're fucking good though, so i'll watch them again. Also, AD police, with that one scientist lass who keeps humping that robot. Good times on the sci-fi channel
>>53385948
no shit senpai will be buying those out there tho x
>>53385941
buy a £400 waterproof coat
mum says the texture of my willy feels different from when i was younger
>>53385945
>Danegenerates
Unless you're that British dole scrounger over there
>>53385938
Good lord...
>>53385710
astrology is real lad
>>53385860
>The game will end eventually
>So don't bother playing
Seems stupid desu
Most of us have packed the whole death thing away in a box in the corner of our minds hidden under stupid cultural distractions. You think you'll probably die surrounded by family peacefully after a long but not painful illness, with plenty of time to contemplate and come to terms with your demise. But the reality is that for most of you it will be very sudden, very messy and very painful.
>>53385714
LITERAL Rasheed in the comments haha
>people who call there pets stupid names like whiskers, ginger or spots.
>>53385956
What if I shoot myself in the leg immediately afterwards and say the crash caused the gun to go off on it's own?
Could probably sue the manufacturer too but they probably have a legal team better than my fat jew lawyer.
>>53385941
lend us a tenner x
>>53385938
how did blacks in America go from being slaves and systematically oppressed to influencing every area of American culture?
>>53385990
MANS NEW NORTHIE YEAH JHEEZ SENPAI TOOOO MUCH
>>53385990
I don't think that a £400 waterproof coat exists
started getting into garage a lot more recently lads. Always thought it was a bit dull but it's aight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kjac8O0_d3Y
>>53385948
why wouldn't he take pingers at somewhere like that?
goes without saying.
>>53385941
Please give me £2k, I need it badly. I'm a good lad and I'll make good use of it.
>>53386012
It's utter rubbish, and anyone who thinks otherwise is thick and ignorant as fuck
>>53386027
had a cat named professor whiskers 2bh
>Tom Noonan as everyone else
>can't even be arsed to use a second accent
what a piece of shi-
>>53385860
So why not bother even more?
Drop your weapon!
Put your gun down!
["no choice" intensifies]
(He's here to kill us...)
You leave me no choice.
>>53385972
was gonna watch it but cba
>>53385959
thought plod down your ends shut down parties and fucked up kids for drinking underage
>>53385986
answer back to me in that rude manner again and you'll be hiding blud, from me.
>>53386027
>people who name their pets stupid shit like Sir Winkybottom and expect others to call them that everytime
>>53386027
What are your pets called? Archibald?
>>53386005
you didn't?
old shitty sports hall, everyone drunk on bacardi breezers, cringey grinding and your first snog?
>>53385986
risky lad
I'd make sure you get some proper ones here. I wouldn't trust some random Croatian dizzle at all
>>53385941
Invest £3 or £4k
>Lost in translation in stop motion
>BRAVO CHARLIE
>>53386147
and how is he going to get them on the plane you plen
who here /tryingtoquitsmoking/? had my last cigarette on boxing day and went to the pub for the first time this afternoon since...managed not to crack and have a smoke with my pint.
i might make it lads
Just moved into my new room for 10 weeks while on placement lads.
I'm used to living with just a couple of other people in a nice comfy clean house. This place is a 6 bedroom house and the place is a bit messy.
Don't like it really lads, feeling a bit anxious about it if im honest.
>>53385860
if the earth is round, why do we bother with spirit levels or rulers? or ironing our clothes?
>its a southerners talk about the north day
I genuinely believe in karma and reincarnation
i am a white fedora not a rasheed
Hate normies, honestly.
>>53385865
>lefts figure
I know that 'pose' is cheating but I still wanna gobble her up
>>53386162
I really thought Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind was shit if I'm honest
>>53386186
don't fly then
You can go onto a ferry with anything you want
>>53386214
pajeet
>>53386041
literally the jews
>>53386162
lost in translation is a 10/10 film so dont see the issue
>>53386223
Stop obsessing over them then
>>53386117
If they show up for a noise complaint and can see them taking fat rails off the marble countertops from outside or something maybe.
Just don't piss the neighbors off if they don't like you and you're good. We had bigger parties than that back in highschool without the cops showing up, people expect teenagers to party from time to time.
>>53386190
Cheltenham?
posting only true pakifu
>>53386147
1. im getting the plane
2. its a fucking popular festival there will be drugs everywhere few people i know went last year had no problems
>>53386258
Charlie kaufman is a hack is the issue
>>53385865
this fucking pose
why do all facebook slags adopt this fucking pose?
>>53386189
quit 3.5 years ago after my breathing being shit and havnt had one since
still think about starting again and maybe just having the odd cheeky cigar at home haha
>>53386118
>that pic
I don't get it
>>53386264
Yeh mate.
>>53386289
BUNDA
U
N
D
A
>>53386259
They are everywhere tho
AROOOOOOOOOO
>>53386249
spotless mind is my favourite jhene aiko song
>>53386276
good lad
>>53385714
>fat kid with "security" shirt
kek
>>53386289
Why is it I can watch the most depraved porn and not feel a thing, but just a regular ole banging arse out in public makes me diamonds?
MC conditioner
you could never say this boys a amateur
>>53386289
nonce
>>53386189
I quit smoking and it was nothing compared to quitting benzos. I am not exaggerating one bit when I say benzo withdrawal is 50 times more painful than nicotine craving.
>>53386276
>handle with care
don't think i could
>>53386315
mom's spaghetti
>>53385714
Those are aussies.
>I live on the largest island of the British Isles
>>53386321
What are your housemates like?
>>53386385
holy shitt
>>53386385
Handle with gloves and STI meds readily available
>>53386276
those tits are like two twins fighting under a duvet
>>53386309
pushes out the chebs and bum simultaneously
p. obvious
>>53386400
alri plastic paddy
>>53386385
>nips
fucking dropped
>>53386309
makes them appear open receptive and confident, pushes the chest out somewhat
>>53386213
leave it ye senpai
>>53386276
>girls who have slogans on their clothes
>>53386415
only met 1 so far. he's a student nurse and i think hes gay. seems nice though. hope he doesn't bum me in my sleep.
i hope its a quiet house. cant be fucked to be kept awake at night.
uncle texted me asking me for my age today
wonder what he's up to desu
>>53386385
would ride her inside out
>>53386189
I got an e cig thing and haven't had a real one in months
lads "moleskin"
thank me later
>>53386118
Only Americans do this. Along with your team building exercises and your entire family answerphone pick ups, sometimes with singing. Nation of cringe
>>53386477
it also makes them appear shorter and cuter
Does anyone fancy a heads up £100 hold em match on stars?
>>53386489
gays aren't sex obsessed monsters you fucking bigot
>>53386349
Because porn is too obvious and laid out on a plate
>>53386388
Where is mum though?
>>53386123
>your first snog
>>53386369
Can confirm
Kicked opiates and benzos at the same time, quit cigs shortly after.
Nicotine just made me somewhat irritable for a few days but I wasn't waking up in an unshakable panic, extremely uncomfortable in my own skin, and vomiting for a week and a half. Was easymode as far as dropping an addiction goes, just had to stay busy.
>>53386455
bit gay la
>>53386289
source? This looks like some brum loodness
>>53386388
>mom
joy
>>53386579
>having a waifu who is a slut
ultra plen get out of my my sight
fuck everyone in this thread
>>53386328
>>53386123
My mate was in Denmark for a few months last year and he was saying people there see pingers and coke as really bad and on a par with heroin and stuff. Seems sort of weird desu
>>53386520
I know it's true, I hate so many of my countrymen for 100% embracing the lol so randum xD facebook culture. they are the new normies here, they and their fucking minion pictures.
>>53386520
>mfw my american friend was telling me about the church she goes to where they sing pop music after the sermon
>>53386633
Oh you'd love that wouldn't you hehe
*presents bum*
>>53386635
me with the green handbag
doing good la's ahah
>>53386336
Don't leave the house then
hello runts
>never have/never will fly first class
ITS NOT FAIR LADS, LIFE JUST ISNT FAIR
>>53386658
The one I used to go to as a kid brought in a caged tiger once
They used to sing all the time to keep your attention, every 10-15 minutes they had everybody stand for a song.
>>53386642
>people there see pingers and coke as really bad
what people?
a LOT of people take drugs here
>>53386707
somebody better give her rescue breathing haha
>>53386726
just save up for it, cunt
>>53386565
>Kicked opiates and benzos at the same time
How did you not die or commit suicide
I would be throwing up non stop
>>53386726
>tfw got upgraded to first class when I was 8 years old
Noice desu. Got to see the cockpit too. Weird as it was after 9/11 so you would have thought that they would be paranoid
>>53386721
most of the people in here are the literal human equivalent of runts
>>53386764
imagine an online with on omegle with a 4chan boy and a tumblr grill each using their site specific lingo.
would watch the rom com tbqh
religion is mind control software, same as all other kinds of ideology
>>53386550
yeah they are
>>53386489
if you end up going out with them, avoid basically all the clubs in cheltenham because they're all grotty shitholes full of cunts. Also all of the bars are full of pretentious fucks, spoiled kids and immature old women spoilt by their rich husbands. There's a bar called Crazy 8's that's full of them
If you see someone riding around on a blue motorbike and a helmet that lights up like Tron's at night, then wave :^)
>religion is mind control software, same as all other kinds of ideology
My gf looks like Posh Spice, the younger version not the plastic infested mess she is now.
>>53386726
I only need 90,000 more etihad airmiles to get an upgrade
Just messaged a girl on Tinder for a month lads. Been using it for a month and get plenty of matches, but never felt inclined to actually talk to one before.
W-wish me luck lads.
>>53386926
where is the proves??
>"Oi Anon, you got any booze back at your place? we drank all of ours ahaha"
what do
>When he changes countries just to get more bennies
how fast do you lads reply to people?
>>53386940
>Just messaged a girl on Tinder for a month lads
Must have been a long message
>>53386699
the worst thing about normies is that they always think they are right, and they blame society and keep saying that their generation is fucked up and listen to pish like Nirvana ffs and then they wonder why people shoot up schools.
Look how young David Mitchell looks
>>53386877
yeh im not planning to go out at all. just here to do my placement and fuck off back home to Bristol at the weekends.
>>53386964
>"Yeah, why don't you come back. We could stop off at an offies along the way too"
>>53386926
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rX_h3vczc7Q
>>53386940
it's a hard game anon
what chance has someone got on tinder if earn less than 20k and live with their parents
>>53387003
weird lad I'm originally from Bristol too, moved here a year ago.
>>53386964
I have two beers in the fridge
>>53386964
>back at your place
this is a very yank thing to say. Don't think I've ever actually heard it from a non-yank IRL
>>53386997
>and then they wonder why people shoot up schools
We don't live in Burgerland though.
>>53387024
Where did you find this video of me lad? Forgot how handsome I was desu
#truth
#realtalk
>>53386928
>tfw a trolly dolly slapper will never slobber over your cock in the planes galley
why even live
>>53387039
Just lie to them hoes and fuck them at theirs
>>53387059
what would you say?
>>53386896
Excellent post, av a (u)
>>53387024
I like Sam Hyde but that is cringeworthy
>>53387106
round your gaff
Watching TV is like painting over your 3rd eye
>>53387125
its his best video 2bh
leaving for Israel in a few days tb honest
>>53386953
Sorry I don't post pics of gfs, not worth the risk
>>53387099
dont really want to do casual sex after the whole 'antibiotic thing'
was hoping to find my wife there
t. ted mosby
>Go on the omegle questions
>Someone's asking why feminists are so quiet about rape now that it's muslims doing it?
>Get into it with a feminist that insists not all muslims
>By the end of it, she's telling me that Gandhi is the holy leader of Hinduism and was worshipped as a God
How in the fuck are these people even alive?
>>53387142
But I only have two eyes
Lads, lets say that I'm about to make a Tinder pic. Lets also say that I don't have a single decent picture from the nights out I've been on. Are there any sort of profile pics you can do that aren't you on a night out? What are some examples/tips?
>>53387000
my boss is literally the double of David Mitchell in the way he looks and acts
It's absolutely unbelievable
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>>53386983
Oh fuck. I meant 'for the first time'. Just had the word 'month' on my mind 2bh, what a silly sausage.
>>53387036
One that will inevitable end up in me getting rejected sooner or later, but it's all good fun.
>>53386801
It cost me a pretty cool gf that I had staying with me at the time, fortunately she and a good friend of mine helped me out as much as they could. Was either puking or shitting slime for about a week, DEFINITELY couldn't leave the house under any circumstances even if I'd had it in me to deal with strangers. Just had to pace around my house shaking, eating bananas and drinking water for a while, smoked about 2 packs a day trying to dodge the irrational anxiety, etc. Took me a week to be able to drive myself to the store, go in to buy my own smokes, and drive home and that was really a struggle to keep it together.
Was seriously the hardest things I've ever done but I felt so good when it was over. Won't be popping bars or sniffing dope anymore, that's for damn sure.
>>53386584
http://streetscenesuk.tumblr.com/
yeah I believe it is
>>53386983
kek
>>53387202
>>53387212
Janny's going to do you over for spam
10 min presentation to do tomorrow and havent started yet
i can still do it right lads?
>>53387142
even Countryfile?
>>53387192
paint a portrait of yourself
>>53387143
No this is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d47Jibt-EOE
>>53387173
moistest post i've ever read
t. barney stinson
0 lol
>>53387234
>gif
fuck off
it's quite weird how easily people fit stereotypes. like strangers can share such specific traits in their voice and behaviour you could swear they were siblings.
why is that
>>53387237
you might as well start thinking of your excuse lad
>>53387192
mirror selfie in the gym
works erry time
>>53387237
>i can still do it right lads?
easy
In the army you have to make a combat estimate and write orders that take about 20 mins to deliver in around an hour, in the field
>>53387237
you will fail at everything you do
who started the meme/gimmick of calling memes gimmicks?
>>53387352
ur nan
>>53387352
me 2bh
>>53387258
0
I am not a basic bitch
>>53387352
steve the memer
>>53387231
That guy is creepy af 2bh
>when Meadow walks around in her tops with no bra on
corrrrr
What does clonny mean?
>>53387428
who
>>53387457
GABAGOOL
>>53387425
Yeah m8, I'm sure that that girl wearing those leggings wasn't expecting anyone to stare
>>53387258
Only got 1 of them 2bh, but I can't be anything other than middle class.
