Friendship edition
>>53360766
lel
/balt/
>>53360766
fuck friendship
This is the year I finally kill myself.
>>53360766
Daily reminder that gang in Swedish is pronounced yeng.
>gäng
>>53360816
Wow rude
>>53360817
Don't
>>53360817
dont do it
>>53360817
>killing yourself in the year of the gf
>>53360825
Daily reminder that you're annoying and nobody cares.
>>53360817
Don't
>>53360851
That's pretty rude. Are you always so rude?
One billion dollarooskies
>>53360817
There's no reason not to
>>53360886
Yeah more or less
>>53360486
I hear it's pretty common when combining MXP and depressants. That and losing consciousness/vomiting. Mine wasn't that bad; it was PB-22 and a cocktail of amphetamines. Had a distinctive salvia quality, like your brain just died for 5-10 min.
>>53360577
The hard part is finding pure MDMA.
>>53360817
don't ragequit friend
Anybody else gonna buy next weeks powerball or have you given up hope???
>>53360940
I might try again
I want to try tinder
Any assholes from tijuana that tried tinder?
>>53360817
Most people on here will give you typical responses. But I'll give you something genuine and from the heart.
The truth is. Suicide is a fantastic way to just stop the bullshit I am not going to sugarcoat things for you. I have been suicidal myself, even got set to a mental hospital twice for trying to commit suicide. As someone who has struggled with mental illness from day one, I can be the one to tell you that all of this suffering has a meaning.
you don't realise it,but it is shaping you as a person. It is making you stronger. If you don't pussy out like a little bitch you will learn to cope, every small step no matter how small it is - is something to look forward to and to cheer yourself up with.
Get yourself a diary. Absolutely splash out your deepest darkest thoughts onto it.
THEN RIP IT THE FUCK OUT AND BURN IT. This is a symbol for a new life. In the new page write your dreams, motivations. Even stupid things like I wish I was an astronauta, I wish I had friends.
aftertime from writing all this down. Your brain will start to view itself in third person (this is actaully a tecnique I learnt from my psyhcology) it might not seem like it's doing you any good but writing your thoughts tricks your brain into thinking its a different person. Then you will start to give yourself advice and what you want to accomplish as an "outsider" to your mental anguish as it is.
I hope you understand this. and that it helps
>>53360940
I will
>>53360940
if I win, I'll give cute anime posters a bunch of money
>>53360985
if you win can we buy an island and have a cum getaway?
>>53360985
I encourage these actions
I'm off to bed now
Night
>this episode of /cum/ brought to you by Lottery USA
>>53361007
night bud
>>53360997
/cum/ mansion desu
>>53361007
Good night.
>>53360928
>The hard part is finding pure MDMA.
Not in Europe.
Pure MDMA is EVERYWHRE cheap as fuck too.
I bought blue teslas imported from Amsterdam last week, test kitted them they were MDMA. reports say they are 240mg.
I dropped two then sniffed one an hour later. It was my first time taking MDMA in a year.
Needlesss to say my brain was on fucking pluto.
It still hasnt came back
>>53360997
sure why not. fun people only!
>>53361006
it's a good idea imo
Why did Sean Penn interviewed el chapo, familia?
>>53360997
I vote Cuba
that way we can kick out all the commies AND have our own island near home
>>53361023
A secret island with a mansion on it that has a hidden dungeon imo~!
>>53361043
some gringo actor can find him but our intelligence agencies can't
>>53360967
Just try it negro, you'll probably also get lots of hits from American girls.
>>53361034
Jelly desu
Its hard to find here
>>53361127
love you too
>>53361156
More jelly of you 2bh getting that pure cocaine all our cocaine is bathsalts or 20 percent cocaine cut with lidocaine
>>53361127
>>53361162
>>53361174
thanks lads
I decided that post was a bit rude so I deleted it
>>53360817
Try exercising and changing your diet. I won't pretend to be an expert, but iirc recent developments in neurosciences have strengthened a correlation among mental illnesses and body physiology. That is, mental illnesses are no longer necessarily viewed as abstract developments of the 'mind', as in clinical psychology, but a consequence of phenomena in the whole body.
>>53361034
You lucky bastard. You know, coincidentally, some psychologists recommend MDMA as a potential treatment for autism, being an empathogen and all.
>>53361169
That's true I guess, MDMA and LSD are much better than cocaine though, I'm not interested in doing coke.
But at least we have cheap weed, which, hopefully soon will fund legal companies instead of the cartels.
>>53361084
Soundproof
>>53360849
>#wastehistime2016
>year of gf
no it's not
>>53361222
its too late to stop it
the gears are already in motion
>>53361093
El Chapo approached Sean Penn, not the other way around.
Not kissless anymore. We're all going to make it
>>53361207
well, we're gonna be gazillionaires so it'll be super soundproof~!
and every fun thing imaginable will be hidden down there!
>>53361206
>tfw have a dealer for both shrooms and LSD
But you can get peyotes, san pedros and loads of psychedelic mushrooms growing everywhere
if singles, dubs, or trips I get a gf within the next 2 months
>>53360817
This is the year I begin my conquest of the world.
>>53361207
>>53361292
extremely bad posts
>>53361292
im going to need source for that
i know its good, but dont remember the name
>>53361279
>>53361306
we're all gonna make it
>>53360817
Don't anon, your future gf is waiting for you
pretty drunk to be honest
>>53361296
They're actually not that easy to get a hold of, I quit after 4 weeks, regios can probably get them easier though, I'm in the center-west.
>>53361346
me as well
>>53361345
>>53361307
also terrible posts
Hola~
Seriously though, decent mmos. Do they exist?
>>53361321
Sorry, I can't remember.
I think I got it from that very lewd anon from Texas though~
>got a position in one of my professors research labs for this semester
Classes haven't even started and things are already going great
>>53361378
I'm just waiting for that black desert thing to make qt and be shit
Every time I talk with the girl I like I get the feeling that something could happen between us, but as soon as I come home I get pulled down by my loser mentality.
>>53361367
>>53361378
Runescape classic is decent
>>53360766
Hey mexibro, how's it going?
>>53361378
what is it 8:30?
the fuck is wrong with you, go to bed you goofy cunt.
>>53361378
screw MMO's and just play RPG's.
>>53361378
Mmos are shit my dude and that is my honest opinion on that NIGGA
>>53361292
You'd rather be fucked in a damp basement than basking on a sunny beach?
>>53361378
>>53361452
I changed my mind
we should get comfy cabin in alaska
>>53361410
Nothing much, just chilling, enjoying what's left of my vacations.
>>53361452
Well, the mansion is on an island so we'd have both options! and it's going to be a very nice dungeon too~
Also, they really didn't flesh out that scene enough
>>53361452
You can fuck him on a sunny beach if you want.
>>53361452
I rather be the one doing the fucking in a sunny basement with damp bitches
remember to floss your teeth every day
>>53361419
MMOs are more likely to be available as free to play, and I want to play with people, not alone. :3
>>53361543
you mongoloid fuck
god dammit, I did literally nothing all day
tfw no gf
>>53361575
流石
>>53361575
A day doing something you enjoy is never wasted.
That is to say, you enjoy being a sloth like me
>>53361500
No, but Maggie Gyllenhaal is cute af. She looks like an old lady in White House Down and it makes me tear up inside.
>>53361505
Like the Most Dangerous Game, interpreted by Inochi Wazuka.
best posters in no order
CIA wearung groucho marx glasses
gayswede
the commies
>>53361575
I watched football with my brother and listened to him cry when his team lost
>>53361608
I didnt do anything fun though
played Red dead for an hour, did homework, and browsed the internet all day
thats it
>>53361623
the very beginning of this list started well
fell to shit right after
>>53361505
HEY
I didn't say that!
>>53361545
There's a lot of cheap RPG's. You can play Divinity: Original Sin with steam friends, and I would say it's worth it.
>>53361644
Aw that sucks I pretty much browsed the internet all day and walked my dog because my friends went to see Star Wars which I have saw. Red Dead is pretty great though.
>>53361662
>>53361662
commies give this genral spice and the Belgian bitch is friendly
>>53361616
>No, but Maggie Gyllenhaal is cute af
yeah she was good in secretary, there were some good moments in there for sure.
All of my friends play dota but I cant for the life of me get the hold of it
Lel
https://youtu.be/0NjLZYgI5Js
>>53361759
It's a difficult thing to get into. From my slight experience, if you aren't finding fun in it then you won't ever. It's not something that gets better as you do.
Of course, someone else could have a different experience with it, and that's ok.
>>53361644
Are you in high school? I love my uni classes and I don't mind the homework so much.
>>53361759
it's not a very fun game desu, you're not missing much
>>53361759
I play with a friend sometimes, It's okay. Try ranged champions instead of melee. Makes it much easier
>>53361669
Pets don't get to choose.
>>53361823
>champions
Heroes**
I think LoL is champions
>>53361838
pets also eat your fucking food off the table and shit on your expensive rugs and bark at literally everything
>>53361859
Stupid owners let their pets do that.
My dogs are very disciplined and obedient.
>>53361809
It looks like a lot of fun and my friends have a fucking blast when playing together but every time I try playing with them I suck ass and feel like im ruining the game for them.
I can play just about every moba but I always get overwhelmed with all the shit you have to pay attention to in dota and fights just look like chaotic blobs. I really want to learn it because it genuinely looks like a better game than HotS or LoL but its just so fucking hard
>>53361881
not my dogs
not my problem
>I'm falling in love with an internet friend
>>53361808
I don't mind neither the homework or exams, but fuck final projects. Jesus fuck I'm sick of that.
>>53361882
its definitely the best moba out there and it can be fun playing with friends to some extent, but I think theres quite a few mechanics that make the game get more frustrating than anything. I'd recomment playing a support like warlock and just spamming abilities from far away. Eventually you get used to what's going on in team fights
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIEWl8wjVJM
http://strawpoll.me/6498259
>>53361808
I wouldnt say I hate my classes
but the homework is overwhelming
i only have 1 meme
>>53361975
/balk/aneers are bros.
>>53361838
b-but what if he's gross and mean!?!
>>53361988
>>53361969
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=caiQ684CM9o
Sup nortacas?
>>53362016
thanks 4 the meme my friend
>>53362028
probably one of the worst things Ive ever listened to
almost as bad as mileys pets
>>53361988
>flustered_koala.jpg
>>53362028
>Kid Cudi
>>53362049
I've got another one for you.
>>53362042
sup papi
Is this typical canadian slang?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwosZUJM63U
I'm gonna add chooch'n and skookum to my lexicon.
I'm home from a party and I feel bad
Only drank a beer, and a shot of vodka because alcohol is gross
>>53362064
oh boy
>>53362092
What the fuck is this guys saying
>flags are back
who /heb/ here
>>53362096
come here anon, there there you safe now
>>53362096
Good for you, anon.
Drink some juice instead.
>>53362117
>/heb/
what?
>>53362101
Hit me up whenever you need more memes family.
>>53362096
I never drink, that's the reason only close friends invite me to parties, but I'm no fun in general. People come to me if they want to talk, if they want to party they stay away.
>>53362092
older people in rural areas sometimes have slang like that. I always liked "tits up" as a way of saying someones dead
>>53362096
you're too sensitive for this ugly ugly world
>>53362116
I don't know but it's pretty skookum.
>>53362096
there there everything will be daijoubu
Have a good night guys.
http://strawpoll.me/6498282
>>53362192
night
>>53362162
please sir may i have some more?
>>53362192
night
>>53362096
good, liquor is for tryhards, wine and beer will take you to flavor country
>>53362157
>>53362192
you too senpai
>>53360766
Animu degenerates OUT
>>53362192
adios
>>53362157
already had enough calories in the ice cream cake desu
>>53362165
it wasn't like a crazy party or anything, was more of just people hanging out and drinking
>>53362170
Dunno why I even feel bad, I had an alright time.
>>53362179
>>53362142
thanks senpais
aww fuck this chocolate had milk in it
now my throat's all sticky
(no lewd replies please)
>>53362251
cause you didnt kissu any1
>>53362260
Slut
>>53362260
That happens to me too
>>53362260
>(no lewd replies please)
You're asking for it, anon.
>>53362260
but why
>>53362260
i can make your throat sticky too if you want
>>53362170
"Old indian trick" is an interesting expression. I've never heard it around here. I guess you canucks didn't kill off your indians like we did.
>>53362277
That's a different story
Still getting over another girl and trying to move on
>>53362260
I love my chocolate in milk
>>53362251
>Dunno why I even feel bad, I had an alright time.
I know your feeling, leaving a party without being piss drunk always left me with a melancholic feeling.
Better than being hungover and not knowing what I've done.
>>53362281
it sucks
>>53362279
>>53362284
>>53362293
>>53362298
<---
>>53362345
>>53362355
it happens when i eat or drink sweet things
>>53362355
i hate alcohol
i always get pressured into drinking just a little bit at these parties, and it always ends up making me feel awful
>>53362382
happens to me when I eat peanut butter while laying down
>>53362399
just say it's against your religion or something
>>53362409
that's pretty specific
>>53362424
I thought I was going to die
>>53362399
Why? I mean I can understand your dislike of beer, don't like it myself either, but what about rum or whiskey, vodka, or tequila, sky's the limit anon
>>53362409
well it's not really like that
i always seem to forget how awful it makes me feel, and just say "yeah sure man"
>>53362437
it makes me feel really horrible
i don't get to drink often because of my liver, i can't drink more than once-ish per month
>>53362431
i hate it its so fuckin hard to swallow or spit it out
>>53362459
I see
>>53362460
this is why I prefer chunky peanut butter desu
>>53362459
Huh, then just say you have health problems, no need to get pressured into drinking. People who don't drink usually ruin the mood in normie parties tough
>>53362459
have you tried girly drinks? I cant stand beer or wine, and i hate most hard liquor but ive always liked girly drinks like Belinis
>>53362355
>Better than being hungover and not knowing what I've done.
This happened to me only one time, and I too often drink far more than enough to be at that point.
>Canadians, Americans and Mexicans are having a civilized talk
>>53362487
I'm not a big cutesy liking type of guy. but thats fuckin' adorable
going on a date tomorrow lads
whats a good way to make someone like you?
>>53362508
It's not a normie party by any stretch of the imagination.
We played Smash Bros & Risk
>>53362510
It's the alcohol itself that just makes me feel really shitty, not really the way it gets into me
>>53362552
don't shit on their food unless they have scat fetish
>>53362552
turn off your phone
>>53362499
is impossible to spread that shit
>>53362524
without the autisitc tripfrags, anything is possible
Also I think one of the manitobans was asking about playing age of empires again. It might be too late tonight but i'll be around tomorow if people want to get a game going
>>53362560
sounds comfy
whenever I try to play risk with friends they complain how long it will take
>>53362552
ask questions about them, dont do rude shit like look at your phone constantly,
>>53362560
Wine coolers? I can't handle my liquor either so I go for the pansy drinks. Last time I did shots, I ended up blowing chunks. It was fun while it lasted though.
>>53362552
just be yourself
>>53362576
wat
help
>>53362583
Indeed ;)
>>53362632
>>53362632
what seems to be the problem sir?
>>53362641
hola senpai
>>53362678
oh god, they finally found me
>>53362700
Connect I Cut
>>53362717
o-ok?
long time no see?
>>53362713
watch yer self buddy
>>53362747
sorry, all your blue flags look the same to me and when I moused over to see which flag you had I remembered that shit from 4th grade
so /cum/ is basically just /a/?
>>53362776
only 60-70% of the time
>>53360766
of course the mexican forgets about greenland. yea fuck you mexico, i hope trump nukes you stupid niggers.
>>53362776
I suppose?
>>53362772
lol ok chile
>>53362776
we're all just little girls thats all
>>53362817
this desu
>>53362678
Is my mem dank enough?
Kicking myself senpaitachi for not buying any bologna. I could be enjoying a newfoundland steak right now.
>>53362717
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2hno8jWmAS0
night guys
>>53362866
Sweet dreams
>>53362866
night buddy
>>53362866
night
>>53362866
good night senpai
>>53362552
Cloning
>>53362776
Every general on /int/ is just the worst of /r9k/, /pol/, and /soc/ combined.
>>53362776
>>53362991
>those hands
I'm scared.
>>53362866
Good night, anon.
>>53362991
hardcore senpai
>>53363025
sometimes to make a music omelette you gotta break a few egg veins
Anyone else here dumb? Like I'm seriously so fucking stupid. I'm just not smart.
>>53363108
lol what?
>>53363196
It made me laugh pretty hard 2bh.
>>53363127
I didn't know how to tie my shoes until a few months ago.
/g/119051/
>>53363196
idk, i'm pretty hungry
brb
Someone give link to flags extension pls.
>>53363127
I don't think of things. I don't think things through. I run life on autopilot every day and I hardly think of what is the right way to approach something. Many times I'm left wondering why I did something the way I did--not because it may have been the right or wrong choice of how to do something but largely because I might be confronted by something I am unfamiliar with and I'll just automatically assume I should take this or that course of action and follow through immediately without a moment to observe things actively.
>>53363226
Approved. Although I might have read it.
>>53363248
https://github.com/flaghunters/Extra-Flags-for-4chan
>>53363234
and high too I bet.
>>53363127
Thankfully not, I have many shortcomings but that is not one of them.
>>53363272
Also
/g/123409/
>>53363347
/g/89563/
>>53363347
Will read. Even though I know what you're plotting.
>>53363226
>>53363272
>>53363347
cute
>>53363434
lewd
psst is every1 asleep
>>53363272
Thanks Chile.
>>53363434
Too lewd.
>>53363461
Anon, pls.
I'm not plotting anything. Relax and enjoy the lewd comics.
>>53363480
>>53363476
>>53363525
on that note i'm off to bed
night
>>53363525
Very approved comic desu.
>>53363546
Good night, anon
>>53363549
>Onee-chan
make me it onii-chan !
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqa4k49xmKg
starting to think I might look a bit like a chicano desu
>>53363578
The purest of the purest form desu.
haha alri lads just got up xx
got a bit of a cold on desu
>>53363226
>kancol
>girls only
i don't know what to think anymore
/g/152899/14/
>>53363296
no, only high on life, as the good christians say
>>53363607
There's no such thing as a Canadian chicano desu
Buds I'm having the worst cruise ever
I'm too drunk tired and ashamed to type it all out, but I'm stuck at sea for 10 days and none of them are gonna be good.
I'm so fucking bored rn and my phone is taking forever to load the simplest of pag3s
>>53363652
have sum sex
>>53363639
how do I get high on life senpai?
I would really love to get high on life right now...
>>53363642
ok good
now we just need a term for canadians living in mexico
>>53363652
just gotta find where da white womin at
>>53363549
You're welcome.
/g/128429/10/
>>53363652
Don't most cruise ships have a casino onboard?
>>53363699
I think it's a brand of cough medicine.
>mfw no american bf
>>53363728
I'll get to that in a bit. Even though it already looks suspicious desu.
