/cum/ memeball edition
>>53355197
i want to touch a girl at least once
Berry warf mit Kogos Kuhfladen rum
maybe first
2,3,21,32,43,45 is the winning number good luck
Today was a bad day
>>53355232
i did and now i'm gay
true story
>>53355197
Daily reminder that if you buy a powerball ticket you're a dummy
>>53355232
I just touched your mummy
>>53355254
What happened?
9th for soft girls
>>53355234
hab heute nichts gegessen
I JUST WANNA WIN $900 MILLION
>>53355299
there was an inspection and then the supper rush was super busy
everything was a mess and we ran out of almost everything so had to try and thaw a bunch of shit
>>53355270
a chance at 900 million can make a lot of people dummies
Nobody won tonight
next lotto will be over 1 billion
>>53355404
the drawing hasn't happened yet
>living in "2" bedroom apartment literally split into 2 separate apartments so it would cost
reposting in fresh thread
$1000 dollars less
>still $1200 a month
>can't afford a car to move to a cheaper state.
What do you think of your state in terms of quality of life and convenience?
:3333 <3
>>53355422
I fucked up this post bad
well that was a waste of $4, should have gotten 4 mcdoubles instead
>>53355419
>>53355415
unfortunately they stopped selling tix at 10PM
drawing is at 11PM
>>53355478
>drawing is at 11PM
what the fuck is the time now?
>>53355422
>What do you think of your state in terms of quality of life and convenience?
we have an obscenely high cost of living while also managing to be a frozen piece of dogshit at the same time
>>53355492
10:20PM here in Miami
they stop it late for the West Coast, only 7:20 there
>>53355462
The drawing is at 11PM EST. We still have less than 40 minutes to go
>>53355516
so will the draw be in 40 minutes?
>live in miami
give me your life
>>53355556
so close man
>>53355538
The chances are literally like one in 300 million, don't know why I thought this was a smart way to spend $4
>>53355555
nice digits
and yeah it's nice, my parents are Cuban though so I have to listen to constant anti-Communist stuff
pretty comfy life though, we're right on the water
>>53355556
>Poortugal off by 1 dollar
>>53355556
whoa there tiger
q: can a foreigner win powerball? why do people pick getting the cash right away instead of that 30 yr long payment where you're not taxed?
>>53355556
thanks alberto
>>53355593
Even though your chances of winning aren't increased, you get significantly more money if you win a jackpot of around 500 million plus
>>53355579
I've still got a good rate I guess
I'll just try again tomorrow or whenever
>>53355254
I've been up and down all day
>>53355608
>nice digits
Thanks man.
>my parents are Cuban though
are you black?
>we're right on the water
REEEEEE its like -10 celsius here, like 14 F i belive
>>53355364
Sorry to hear that, anon.
At least you made it out alive.
>>53355630
30 yr long one is an annuity
they get $900 million by assuming the $558 mln (lump sum value) is reinvested at some constant rate over the next 30 years
>>53355433
Slay the gay
>>53355630
Inflation.
>>53355652
this means tomorrow will be good right?
>>53355684
was really scared near the end that bossman would ask me to stay overtime and close
>>53355555
>>53355556
Ah dude, you've literally got just a little strip of white blue between you and them.
>>53355670
it's around 24 deg C here, but extremely humid
no I'm not black I guess, I look kinda like pic related (who my parents have a hardon for)
>>53355732
I don't get this meme
>>53355593
I only spent 2 bucks so I dont feel bad about it
>he fell for the lottery meme
>>53355264
I spoke to one and I turned gay
>>53355802
>implying im not going to win
testing something lads sorry if it goes south
MEXICO IS BETTER THAN ARGENTINA
WHY DOES ARGENTINA THINK IT'S AUSTRALIA?
ARGENTINA SUCKS
>>53355718
>this means tomorrow will be good right?
maybe
Trying out the Powerball, lads. Hope I can get the jackpot.
>>53355718
sometimes I feel alright, sometimes I feel terrible
I just don't know anymore
hi /cum/ how was ur day 2day ?
>>53355832
nothing happened
>>53355979
A
FUCKING
LEAF
>>53356006
good post
>>53355979
bad post
>>53355832
Are you trying to get a million (you)'s of nothing but CHICANO?
Because that's what it is going to happen.
Pd Salu2
pd CHICANO
pd salu3
>>53355589
Good post
>>53356006
wow can u non /cum/ nations not bully Canadians in a /cum/ thread
this is a safe zone
>>53355979
It was okay.
I'm tired desu
>>53355750
>it's around 24 deg C here
Wanna change place with me? Its fucking cold here.
>no I'm not black I guess
me neither. Im i welcome?
>>53356042
yeah but it ain't happening now
argentina loses
>>53356099
>switching comfy -10 for slightly hot 24
disgusting
>>53356127
>>switching comfy -10 for slightly hot 24
>-10 comfy
its fucking cold as fuck. Few days ago we hade -22. I almost died
>>53355979
Slept 10 hours and then had a 5 hour siesta
>>53356164
>-22
>cold as fuck
what in the actual fuck
how often does this happen in america?
>>53356182
livin' the mexican dream
>>53356213
>-31
i would have been dead. 24 C are a good summer here in sweden senpai
>>53356235
Such is the way when the whole day is ~7°C and cloudy as fuck
>>53356281
think this cold weather is heading your way senpai
Gonna be -9 F tonight buds
>>53355197
>TFW back in the USA
Whose jetlagged here?
>>53356524
what took you so long
>>53356567
A
FUCKING
LEAF
sorry im going to bed now. Good night
>>53356579
night rudeden
>>53356579
night
these threads are so fucking shit jesus christ
>>53356639
>4 am and still up and browsing the 4chinz
>>53356685
it'll be a cold day in hell before alberto barbosa judges me
>>53356762
Too late, I'm already imagining the worst
2016 is the year of the gf guys
>>53356799
we're all gonna make it
>>53356799
I can feel it too
>>53356799
God bless you, this gives me hope
>>53356868
why because you're a fucking disgusting fatty?
>>53356567
I was in Ethiopia for the past two weeks for Christmas.
>>53356883
limeys >>>/out/
>>53356883
Yes
>>53356890
how was that? Heard they have a lot of spicy food
Any alternate ideas for what he should say?
>>53356799
>>53356826
>>53356861
>>53356868
It does not matter how slowly you go as long as you do not stop.
There's a cute girl in my group of friends that always gets close and constantly brushes her arm/shoulder against mine while we're all standing in some kind of circle talking.
>>53356912
Two weeks with every conceivable in-law and relying on my limited knowledge of wife for translation of whatever they are saying.
Yeah it was pretty fun good food and all that, enjoyed seeing the family. Everyone wanted to see the baby. Yeah it was a pretty good vacation, though I'm good for not reviisting for a few more years
>>53356996
you need to cut her head off to teach her to respect the cartel
>>53356996
Kiss her.
>>53356996
You got to build that relationship like trumps gonna build the wall.
>>53356996
That is clearly a sign of aggression, respond next time with a nicely placed punch on the face
>>53356996
she's trying to be coy with you
bump into her back
>>53357089
Don't listen to this guy, running into women from behind never works out.
>>53357030
That'd be nice.
>>53357032
>>53357089
Yeah that's what I was thinking, the last time I moved away a little bit while taking my phone out to check something and a few seconds later she was there again.
>>53357106
This guy.
Is there a type of porn out there that involves a woman strapping a guy down securely, giving him a blow job/making him cum and then keep sucking afterwards ?
I don't mean just one video, but is there a name for this fetish?
>>53357106
no you idiot, brush her shouldber
>>53357246
something like domination, forced sex, male rape. go with femdom
>>53357246
Whats wrong with you as a person?
>$30 on the Powerball just to win $4
Well... damn. Back to work on Monday lads.
>>53357358
there is no way I would ever spend more than 4 bucks
>>53357358
>pissing away 30 dollars on the lottery
>>53357324
>tripfag known on 4chan as the white guy who married an actual African nigger
What's wrong with you as a white person?
>>53355433
cute pic dude
whats your semester looking like /cum/?
>>53357477
i feel like throwing up
>>53357396
>>53357430
Eh, I've a decent job and I'm comfortable as far as money goes. I never play the lottery but I figured "why the hell not?". I'm disappointed, but not overly so.
>>53357477
Marketing
Maintenance Management
Intellectual Property
8th semester out of 10
>>53357464
>>tripfag known on 4chan as the white guy who married an actual African nigger
This is the fatal flaw of having a fucking trip.
what's wrong with tripfags as people?
>>53357522
why? please dont cry anime girl
>>53357477
Just two more semesters after this, I'm getting antsy.
Intermediate accounting, financial investments, managing global organizations, international econ, business presentations, and long term financial investments
15 creds
>>53355422
>What do you think of your state in terms of quality of life and convenience?
The dollar has very high purchasing power here.
You can buy a 6,000 square foot house for just under a million dollars, for example.
Gas is also $1.60 right now.
>>53357570
meant for >>53357477
>>53357522
it will be okay, how much longer in school do you have?
>>53357570
Ec has you going man
16 is my one winning number lads
>>53355433
>mfw I watched the whole thing
>>53357553
>All that PolySci
Wew lad
>>53357553
What job can you get with a /pol/sci major?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glyndwr_Michael
short but interesting read
>>53357630
it's a fookin cold one here too
Hopefully the car won't stall for me before work
>>53357680
>>53357656
I'm going to grad school after undergrad (I started my degree at 17 and will be done by 20, my masters will be finished by 21), and I plan on teaching at the university level/getting my Ph.D. I just want to teach and do research, possibly do politician stuff later in life. I know it's a meme degree, but I enjoy it.
>>53357712
I will cross my fingers for you. It's pretty shit here too, I can hear the wind outside.
>>53357680
joining black lives matter
>>53356228
Pretty much never.
Then again I do have a friend who was hit by a stray bullet so... buy yr lotto tickets, kids.
>>53357464
He doesn't have a wife.
>>53357477
Nothing school is for fags
>>53357477
I have 15 labs to do in total
I don't want this
>>53357769
fucking nerd
>>53357684
>Hitler, believing this was a deception similar to Operation Mincemeat, ignored the documents
Noice.
lads, what did you buy for food in college?
I have bread, bagels, lots of pasta, and frozen chicken wings, and other pantry snacks, but I can never think of anything really good to get for longterm
better luck next time boys.
>>53357981
I live off Dominos Pizza and cup mac & cheese, also lots of applesauce. Once I move into my apartment with an actual stove I'll be eating a lot better.
>>53357866
;_; how?
>steelers bengels game
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>53357981
I used to be a (really smart) meathead in college. I always ate rice and different kinds of meat I took from home.
>>53357981
despite being a meme, buying a cheap rice cooker and making curried quinoa was a fantastic life choice. You don't really need the chicken broth and make sure to buy some frozen peas and maybe potatoes.
http://allrecipes.com/recipe/148142/curried-quinoa/
Also, frozen edamame makes for a great snack
>>53358080
>Chimpinatti
>>53358080
>LITERALLY losing because of a chimpout
>the city of Cincinnati
I'll meme you with my balls you idiot
>>53357981
Buy frozen chicken breast, buy potatoes, buy brocolli
put them on a metal pan, put garlic on them, rosemary, paprika, salt perpper. bake 400F for 40 mins
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UiChD1feiDk
Nighty /cum/lordsd
Avin' a nice nite?
>>53358069
its a joke we here at /cum/ love you
<333
>>53358158
>>53358081
>>53358069
>>53358248
thanks fAm
>>53358080
what a terrible collapse
>tfw didn't win powerball
:(
>>53357981
svið
>>53358376
>powerball
Wat dat?
>>53358375
man they fucked up hard.
that was a brutal loss
>>53358376
I didnt either
>>53358080
>the city of Cinigcinatti
>>53358324
russian trains make me happy thank you
>>53358376
i didn't either but i only spend 10$ so i'm not too bent out of shape.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAVVHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
revenant was pretty good buds
>>53357715
>America was founded by protestants
And Yemen was founded by Muslims. So it's dishonest to talk about Protestants because we live in a Protestant country? Is that what you're implying?
>who are we to shit all over a protestant country like a bunch of niggers because we aren't protestant?
I actually have experience with Protestantism. I grew up in a Protestant community and went to church for 18 years. I was baptized and competed in Bible Quiz. I legit memorized entire books of the Bible so that twice a year, we'd pack into a van and drive for two hours to a tiny church in Podunk, New England and recite verses in a trivia competition. Nothing depresses me more than Protestants. Baptists, Pentecostals, non-denominationals, they're all slightly crazy, slightly stupid, and worst of all, boring people. The religion itself is a different topic of discussion, but the people who practice it are contemptible.
>>53358662
really want to see it, just havent had time
>>53358660
Is /sp/ the only board where shitposting hits so hard that the mods end up joining it?
>>53358487
>buying more than one ticket
>>53358660
I don't watch football
what happened?
>>53358726
it used to be
>rythmic slapping sounds
>>53358726
/tv/'s mods are pretty awful
Help guys, I have a 500 word essay due in three months.
The topic is "Things Idaho Has Done"
What do I do?
>>53358660
too bad the radio thread will be mediocre with no one able to call
>>53358742
bengels fucked up hard and killed a steeler giving them a 15 yard penalty putting them in range for a fieldgoal with only 20 seconds left in the 4th quarter and the game ends 18-16
bengels havnt won a playoff game since 1990
Just won the Powerball guys. Where should my first island be?
>>53358798
full fucking retard
>>53358696
They recite verses from the Bible as an analgesic for their broken marriages/finances; they refuse to take responsibility for themselves; everything happens because God wills it, good and bad. They have a disgusting obsession with punishment and politics and the end of days. And they're boring; worst of all, boring and painful to talk to.
>>53358798
>killed a player
>welp that's a 15 yard penalty
wat?
>>53358798
the one early was alot worse
>>53358770
You can write about the nuclear plant that was tested in idaho
>>53358834
That kinda sounds like Catholicism.
>>53358862
he was knocked out for a while but was able to walk
>>53358798
>>53358660
just realized all my bungles got autocorrected to bengels for some fucking reason
>>53358956
Jesuit pope
Revile him or be a heretic
>>53358956
yeah but you get to dress more casually for Catholic mass
There is a boy I like here at my friends house
>>53359095
go slap his butt and call him onii-chan
>>53359095
go up to him and ask him if he's heard the word of jesus christ
https://www.instagram.com/p/BAWI0AZP9Am/
snoop being snoop
>>53359075
And the communion wine is actual wine.
>>53359095
Take a shower with him.
>>53358660
being a /sp/ janitor has to be some shit
>>53359109
>>53359132
>>53359160
I don't think he likes me
He doesn't know I'm bi ;_;
>>53359095
You have no choice but to make it 100% clear that you like him.
>>53359154
but you have to drank out of the cup after everyone else instead of just dipping your bread
>>53359200
show him some Billy Herrington videos
you'll be able to gauge how he swings by his reaction
>>53359200
Offer to give him a brojob
100% straight
>>53359200
sounds ruff
Did anyone here win?
>>53359274
yeah I did
don't think I can stay awake any longer
>>53359274
Idk the odds of that are almost impossible compared to the odds of winning in the first place
>>53359330
go to sleep
>>53359330
>>53359248
Don't know what that is
>>53359258
;_;
>>53359259
I know he is gay, but I don't want to run our friendship. We've been friends since Grade 5.
cum lol
>>53359330
go to sleep~
>>53359401
>>53359388
>>53359330
>>53359259
>>53359258
>>53359160
>>53359095
>>53358956
extremely bad posts
pls consider getting autism pills
I wAnT a /CuM/ bOyFrIeNd.
>>53359238
As a Christian, you learn to count your blessings. The other day I found a box of wine behind the complex dumpster (unopened too). I'm not going to let that go to waste because it's in the rough proximity of a smelly dumpster. That's not what the Bible teaches.
>>53359389
childhood friends best friends amiright
>>53359389
>doesnt know based Billy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9SxMmk2emA
Why is everyone here gay except me?
I just remembered I've got to check my powerball ticket. Thanks for reminding me, OP.
>>53359389
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWZUAXEMlwA
I won powerball who wants sum munny
>>53359468
I'm not :3
>>53359468
we are the minority
>>53359483
I want money.
>>53359468
I am the most hetero person here
>>53359424
this.
>>53359437
I'm sure someone is interested
>>53359501
You like gay girls.
That's pretty gay desu
>>53359522
the strawpoll says otherwise
>>53359330
At least you don't have a wife to force you to get already on bed
>>53359545
the strawpoll is skewed due to a flamboyant canadian mexican and a gay virginian
Ask a guy who lost his virginity WITH A GIRL and got his 4 wisdom tooth removed on the same week anything
pic unrelated btw
>>53359389
dress up as a girl and flirt with him
then say it was just a prank if it doesn't go well
So twitter is saying no one won the powerball. Its 1.3 billion now
>>53359468
I'm bi, not gay
Tbh
>>53359535
but isn't that completely straight?
like all there are are cute grills
>>53359602
Is it true the vagine isn't that tight?
>>53359545
>>53359595
http://strawpoll.me/6497903
>>53359607
Don't even bother, I've won it already
>>53359625
I guess it varies from girl to girl but the girl I fucked had a pretty tight one
>>53359607
Good cause my mom bought me one but the cashier printed it on the same ticket.
You lads seem sound as pound.
Can I join you?
>>53359669
sure why not
>>53359669
are you a cute boy?
>>53359669
Bring chips and fish
>>53359669
what does that even mean
>>53359624
>but isn't that completely straight?
Nope. Quite the opposite, yuri is actually extremely gay.
>cute grills
Gay grills*
>>53359669
what does that mean
>>53359669
you sure can
>>53359669
it's cum not bum m8
>>53359717
>>53359729
Sound as a pound = down to earth, easy to talk to, likeable
>>53359700
Dunno desu my pic is in /brit/
>>53359713
I'm a scot, Ill bring pic related.also irn bru and buckfast for all
>>53359748
What did he mean by this?
>>53359742
Thanks brother
I want a hug. It doesn't matter from who.
>>53359717
>>53359729
Wew, these non anglo immigrants..
>>53359763
oh, cool
looks tasty
>>53359776
don't bully
>>53359763
that looks pretty fucking delicious
I'm hungry now
>>53359763
What is tha brown stuff?
>>53359769
I'll hug you but I have to warn you that I'm not a virgin anymore
hi guys im back
does any1 want 2 b my frend ?
>>53359763
Munchy boxes are a miracle of the universe.
Have you ever tried a deep-fried mars bar?
>>53359843
Define friendship
>>53359843
No
you probably get the same answer irl as well often I assume
