based katie edition
I don't fucking understand
Why hasn't anyone fallen for the phishing site?
>>53180457
first for home counties
>>53180492
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?
>>53180505
they're not retarded?
still haven't eaten today lol
Hello guys.
I don't understand, why is there 1 million Pakistanis in Britian and not a proportionate amount of around 3 million white Brits in Pakistan to even things out?
>>53180457
Soon Canada will control the British Isles.
All will bow to Canada.
>>53180544
alri
>>53180535
eat something you dense fuck or ill come round and smash your head
>I don't live in lancashire
then you are a Rasheed and must leave
alri lads? hahaha x
>>53180432
>does it itch
no
>does it grow back every few days
yeah mate I shave it in the orning, by brunch I'm like chewbacca
going to play some fifa 2bh
for fuck's sake stop making early threads you cunts
can't even safely post in page 4 anymore, what a world
>>53180569
alri
>>53180529
But the Polish girl did
That's a 100% success rate with Polish females
But I hit up over 10 Britons and none of them have bitten,at least one, surely?
>brunch
>>53180604
stay on page grandpa
you would not have lasted in the /brit/ of old lmao
im not gay
im not gay
im not gay
im not gay
>>53180601
Good lad, career mode?
>>53180566
Rochdale is in Lancashire, retard
>>53180516
Ethan, you are the only person here who has a problem with me so maybe--
>Aussie posters
What the fuck is wrong with them lads
>>53180651
>playing against the AI
I'll stick with FUT thanks
>>53180457
Why are Pakistanis in Britain so shit? In Denmark the South Asian community is Great-tier. They are like Iranians: smart, don't cause much trouble and usually aren't salafists. But unlike Iranians they are actually religious. I have actually seen more young Turkish women with hijabs than young Pakistani women.
>>53180661
That's because you're evil and no one else can see it because they're too young!
come on lads
get up and dance
>>53180564
love this post
>>53180698
Maybe it's you-
>>53180689
>Turkish women with hijabs
Turks don't wear hijabs
>>53180683
Inherit alcoholism.
>>53180698
[incredulously] Your new empire?
>>53180689
>usually aren't salafists
Well they're shias not sunnis
only thing denmark ever gave the world was bacon
>>53180741
MAYBE IT'S YOU? MAYBE IT'S YOU'RE EVIL, BITCHY, ATTITUDE.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZ-t-GtjDrQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9LL7_CTN72A
>yanks
honestly LMAO
thank god they're not part of the commonwealth
>>53180778
Lego mate
>>53180778
pigs arent exclusive to denmark mate
>>53180640
in all honesty i'm just mad because i have a genius edition in mind and i keep not getting a chance to post it because you always swoop in and steal it from me
>>53180782
*enter Wayne* STOP IT!
>>53180782
[enraged and paranoid] you're with him, you brought him here to kill me!
>>53180610
why arent you in jail
Remember guys, always blame muh bankers not mass immigration
>>53180748
Not all of them, but they do.
>>53180824
early bird gets the worm
which country is more cucked
germany or sweden
>>53180829
GET FUCKED, WAYNE. GET FUCKED.
>>53180850
second mouse gets the cheese
>>53180850
FUCK YOU, YOU'RE NOT EVEN FOLLOWING THE RULES YOU FAGGOT
YOU HONESTLY THINK YOUR SHIT EDITION WAS WORTH MAKING A THREAD 4 PAGES EARLY?
>>53180843
Hijabs are banned in Turkey
>>53180837
...What does big business even have to do with anything in that report, apart from Trump being a meme-businessman?
>>53180794
k'nex > lego
>>53180794
i can't, mate. i still love her.
>>53180866
[resolutely] Only a sith deals in absolutes [ignites lightsaber] I will do what i must
>>53180791
I kind of wish we were tbqh. It sounds like a cozy little family.
>>53180860
Sweden but Germany isn't far behind
third mouse and you've got a mice problem
>>53180836
Because this is my story and therefore I am a god
This world ends when I decree it, no sooner, no later and I will decide who lives and dies using no more than my index finger
>>53180881
big business want us to hate immigrants
for some reason
im gunna do the dishes n then reward myself with a cup of tea n relax for the evening
*little woman in the corner of the screen points to herself, waves an outstretched palm facing away, points away, taps one vertical outstretched palm against another 3 times, draws a horizontal spiral shape over an outstretched palm facing up, waves thumb to the left, points to self, cranks clenched fist next to mouth, puts both outstretched palms facing up together and holds them out, cranks a ring made of the index finger and thumb connected to the other index finger, points to self and taps chest twice, claps hands together and brings them to chest with palms facing inward, cranks a "c" shape made from the right hand to the mouth in a drinking motion, cranks the same hand with a ring made of the index finger and thumb, puts each thumb on a breast with the other fingers outstretched and flaps fingers twice, puts index finger to forehead and tweaks it away and waves outstretched palms facing in towards each other over eyes twice*
>>53180879
Only in some public buildings, and even that's being reversed by Erdogan in recent years. In Germany and other places in Europe though, Turks are obviously not bound by Turkish laws on hijabs..
>>53180748
Maybe the ones in Britain, but the ones here around Copenhagen sure as hell do. Especially when they get married, that's when they usually start to wear it from what I have seen.
>>53180756
Many Pakistanis I know are Shias sure, but the most I know from uni, highschool and work are usually Sunnis. And yet they don't cause as much shit as Arabs
>>53180905
True
>>53180907
Good effort, liked that
i want to fuck a jappo
>>53180791
just sit on my face you voluptuous sack of human sex
>>53180946
>I am a god
shirk
>>53180837
I think Donald Trump is a bit of a ruse, if he eventually becomes President and manages to enact stricted illegal immigration laws, he'll somehow open up inflows in the dyke. I can't imagine an elite like him somehow turning away cheap labour, and ever increasing labour market making competition more fierce and thus more profitable.
>>53180877
>KT Hopkins
>shit
watch your fucking mouth you fucking cunt before i come over there and shut it for you, you filthy blaggard.
>>53180951
here's a (You) for that effort lad
>>53180967
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhZ6s618Ico
>>53180948
I thought they loved that? Cheap labour and all that shit
>>53180905
You're fucking dreeaming son
MUH BANKERS
MUH BONUSES
>>53181015
i'm not saying she specifically is shit, but almost everything is shit compared to the pure gold i have in mind for an edition which you keep robbing me of the opportunity to post for fucks sake
>>53181033
>posting my own picture at me
well done. youve just made yourself an enemy
>>53181033
NO TEST
>>53181000
>shirk
Caroline Pamela Pamela
>>53180967
anyone here actually do the deed? Do they make those noises they do in the porn for real? Not sure if it'd be a turn off like the vids or if it'd just flair the rapist in me
business idea:
pakis out
qt korean girls in
>>53181033
nonce
willy feels smaller, worried lads
>>53180791
She does this FOR FREE for US and she is subjected to tons of rude comments making her feel like shit
feel bad for her
>>53181085
>>53181087
What?
>>53181130
maybe her and the janny should get hitched
i'm a chicken and pasta man
>go out in club
>girl makes eye contact
>start grinding with her
>whisper in her hear "How is your bonds portofolio doing this year?"
>She says she doesn't know what that is
ffs lads, where can i find more intellectual Financial Times reading types like myself?
>>53181119
maybe your hands just got bigger
Hello "lads". I'm here to participate in British culture, "wahey".
>>53181101
knew youd come Crawling Out Of The Woodwork eventually
watched Moonrise Kingdom yesterday
very good film desu
>>53180879
The Turks in Europe are those primitive religious villagers who came here as guest workers, they aren't the cool ones with tattoos your wife fucked in Istanbul
>>53181186
didnt think of that, cheer lad x
>>53181227
youd best start believing in fedora post your in one
>>53181185
You gotta understand that not everyone likes the works of Ian Fleming that much, mate
Later on in the day, I will be creating a petition to have Nelson's Column dismantled.
It is a glorification of this country disgusting, bloodthirsty, colonial past. I mean come on, it's 2016. This sort of thing is only done in countries like Saudi Arabia and The US (but have the past few governments been much better?)
Unfortunately I don't expect it to be taken down because of David 'Pigfucker' Cameron's thirst for blood.
It should be replaced with something such as a star and crescent to show to the world despite being a right wing led monarchy in 2016 (again, not much better than Saudi Arabia), we can still be an open and compassionate nation for people of all faiths.
what's a bellend
Ganja is me meditator ganja in me brain
maruijana take away me stress and pain
>>53181310
dick tip
>>53181313
degenerate
>>53181265
speak English please
>>53181310
You.
Drinking a Mountain Dew™
wish they would bring back gamer fuel it was tasty
hankering for a bag of doritos
>>53181313
how was skool today
CHICKOW
>I smoke weed
>>53181387
There is a reason American's are so fat. Save yourself while you still can.
>>53181344
were naught but humble pirates
which ethnic group in britain has the highest birth rates?
>speak English please
>>53181424
The first thing that popped into my mind was TF2
the gf and I
>>53181224
Managed to avoid savage beatings while I was gone?
>the gf and i
>>53181430
*Americans
sorry for being mean earlier lads but it's so long since i've been able to be in a /brit/ thread
you don't know what it's like having to settle for reddit
>>53181528
*Yanks
>>53181542
Fuck off, taiwanker
>>53181544
*Seppos
>>53181185
Mark
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/education/educationnews/12084785/Exams-to-be-taken-earlier-in-the-day-to-fit-around-Ramadan-exam-boards-say.html
YES
>>53181542
that must have been horrible
>>53181584
not even in taiwan la
wish hiroyuki would unban chinese IPs so we could have some proper flag banter
>>53181542
fuck off
>>53181542
I like Reddit.
>a degree in the tuba
>>53181636
it's fucking awful mate, the only thing keeping me going is ccj
>>53181492
that was merely nonsecence, but i did lie still as a cadaver so she wouldnt give me jobs to do
however lay too still and only got up an hour ago, not best pleased about that
>>53181627
Please hurry up and JUST us completely so we can get on with the white revolution sooner
>>53181627
baka desu cucks
>>53181627
Britain, why
>>53181674
arent there chinese forums/imageboards?
>>53181707
but that's just cheating
>>53181708
Rorke
>>53181739
your mum is cheating
>>53181675
Don't really see what you gained from doing all that apart from the opportunity to converse with Yank hordes on here.
If the last time I was paid was before christmas break do I get 3 weeks JSA this week I signed on this monday because it was closed for bank holiday last week
>>53181717
nope, basically the only place i can shitpost without VPN is /r/ccj2
i tried cripplechan but it's either dead or full of cheese pizza
Corbyn getting btfo 2bh
>>53181794
Wouldn't expect anything less. Big Dave serving up the hits is he?
>>53181794
I can't wait for him to become Prime Minister and piss all the toffs off.
How is this shit happening and people are still pro immigration? Classroom signs written in arabic in schools all over the country, one set of laws and regulations for us, another for shitskins. How can lefty twats not see the problems multiculturalism is giving us. It's fucking lunacy.
National celebrations getting cancelled all around Europe, Cologne in Germany is now a no go zone for women because it's filled with third world niggers who think it's okay to rape people.
Are we just going to keep letting this happen until we are extinct, all the while appologising? It's starting to feel that way.
best Monkey News Tbh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7PxYfaYKpf4
>>53181627
Praise be to Allah, the white dogs accomodate us at last
kpop t͏bh fa͏m
>>53181840
classroom signs are in arabic? i didn't see them three years ago
>>53181794
in what la? you watching PMQs?
>>53181788
suffering
>>53181828
Nah by his own party
>>53181877
kekking hard at this sadact looser and his socalled "life" lmao
>>53181788
oh fuck off Thaimelt you drip
>>53181884
The reshuffle
>>53181877
now thats what i call padding
>normie *lmao*s near me
need a bf lads
>>53181768
got up late yesterday so couldnt sleep, had to amuse myself somehow
@53181902
>tfw can always rely on a pasta nigger for (You)s
>>53181914
>thai
>>53181936
are you a cute girl
how come you never see black women in porn?
its always white/asian girls
>>53181840
lefties are masochists. they hate themselves, their race, their culture and history. it stems from their crippling insecurity.
>>53181960
fuck you cunt
>>53181917
did the leader reshuffle the ministers? haha mental
what level was the health sec? no way
>>53181936
post legs
>>53180791
1st video 2:53
>dat fat
>who remembers the cleveland show /here/?
How's /gf2016/ going lads?
just sneezed about 12 times in a row not fucking happy
>>53181980
Thai/Tai it doesn't matter, fact is you're still a dry lunch and need to do one
>>53182004
Esteban pls
>>53181998
because no one wants to fuck black women or watch black women get fucked
the only non-disgusting black women are the mixed ones and even those are like one in a billion
>>53182000
>no attractive, low-self esteem gf
why live
ok so ISIS is not islamic? the sheikh of ISIS has a phD in Islamic studies - that makes him an expert, dunnit? and you lil muslim fuckers and their apologists are trying to convince us that ISIS has nothing to do with islam? get real!
Having a Kinder Bueno
i look terrible but i just met my local imam
J U S T
M E M E
M Y
S H I T
U P
Going to buy handlebar indicators when my JSA comes through for my yoke
>>53182053
I like all women 2bh
Bernie Sanders is a LIBERAL, not a socialist. Pls realise this ok he's a capitalist and a fraud.
>>53181840
>Classroom signs written in arabic in schools
then get out of london mate
My town is like 98% white and there was literally one Indian kid in our year and even then he acted pretty white. And, my school was one of the biggest in the county.
>Having a Kinder Bueno
the last one to kill the game with a hit
the first one to spray the mic when im ready
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CbnLIf-S5PY
>>53181944
Only making it worse though aren't we? Circulus vitiosus hmm
want to racemix with a gook
Alri lads?
>>53182111
>Koreans
>Not extremely racist
>thinking they'll have sex with you
lmao
>>53182108
good post Juan
>>53182000
What is this picture meant to prove other than little girls are vulnerable?
>>53182019
remaining positive I still have 360 days
>>53182133
just pay them mate, theyre extremely materialistic.
their parents basically sell off their children to the highest bidder/the person with the highest status
>>53182041
stop being mean lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsXypbRwEH0
>>53182133
>>Koreans
>>Not extremely racist
>implying this is a bad thing
are they being overrun by nignogs? nope
daily reminder: a labour finance minister actually read from Mao's book in parliament and no one gives a fuck
some bitter breh said are dave fucked a dead pigs head with no proof and everyone fucking loves it
>>53181101
pon pon pon pon pon
http://strawpoll.me/6465642
http://strawpoll.me/6465642
http://strawpoll.me/6465642
is it for benders lads
>>53182173
youve been on reddit too long pal, too use to the reddit hugbox
>>53182110
probably but i dont usually operate by that sort of logic
spent the whole of november nocturnally afterall
>>53182218
Nice bait Pablo, haven't you got a pig to be riding?
Psychopath, pathological liar, war criminal, rapist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CeXGnSpjgNM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBe_guezGGc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvpDbS8jh_I
>>53181113
Yes. Not as loud/exaggerated but they do make the high-pitched noises.
£180 per hour lads
Did Dave C say Happy Hannukkah or does he only pander to Islam?
>>53182298
would pay that tbf
>>53182019
very nicely
>>53181877
see the thin while line under her eye to make those tiny little eyes look bigger
>>53182246
Carry on then
>>53182220
Hmm yes okay, alright, good.
>>53182236
>be plastic paddy
>get shot in Southie
>>53182019
YNWA brother, we sending him right back?
>>53182269
don't ride no swine lad, i roll in a 1.2 corsa and drive it like i twok'd it
>>53182385
kill yourself hernandez
>Interpol went shit after Antics
Would you rather lose a foot and an arm, or a hand and a leg?
>>53182405
bit aggy lad
>>53182298
>paying two hundred quid for vagina
for what purpose?
>weezer went shit after pinkerton
Lads how can you figure out if/how/why you're funny?
Lots of people IRL seem to think I'm funny. I know many people including normies that even claim I'm one of the funniest people they know. In group conversations I often lead because people want to listen.
But I'm not too sure what I do that's so funny. I don't just rehash stuff and I'm pretty sure I don't use meme humour like loud noises and shit. I don't mind people thinking I'm funny but it can be annoying when you get a reputation for it and people are expecting you to do something funny whilst inside you're struggling deeply with depression
>>53182385
> Corsa
>>53182449
but they did
>i get vagina for free, why would you pay
>>53182452
get over yourself mate
>m-muh depression
>guys I know i'm funny but inside I'm hurting
>le sad clown ://
>>53182441
>implying vagina is ever free
having some tangfastics
>>53182378
yeah lad, loaned back to Red Star unfortunately
>Lots of people IRL seem to think I'm funny. I know many people including normies that even claim I'm one of the funniest people they know. In group conversations I often lead because people want to listen.
Really happy with Corbyn's mini reshuffle, I'm impressed at all the incredible, strong women who will now be fighting from the front benches>>53182441
>>53182452
maybe you should see a therapist
>>53182515
shit-tier
strawb master race
>>53182417
Alright, why the fuck do people keep saying this
What the fuck is this "Antics" shit, and why do people say Interpol went to shit after it????
It's not like they aren't less effective at looking at international crime. I can't find any fuckups and people loosing faith in them.
Can someone PLEASE explain this to me
>>53182441
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcuijtauGUc
>>53182545
whats up with the passport thing in N.I. senpai? why do some proud brits have your debt ridden passport?
how do you deal with life if you have a 4/10 ugly face
>>53182358
i dont need your blasted permission damn your eyes
mere scrunting get you hence
>>53182515
share the wealth
>>53182515
why are there always so many cherrys ffs
>>53182592
fuck off corbyn
Big fan of the JF arsepain in this ITT lads
>>53179425
>>53179425
>>53179425
>>53182603
>complaining about getting more of best sweet
>>53182584
makes no difference
i'm good looking and tall but have no idea how people get into relationships or make friends easily
reminder that socialism has never been tried
>>53182603
theyre the best ones
those and the cola bottles
off to bed lads goodnight
>>53182497
What? I'm just stating the facts. It's nice that people like me and think i'm funny but it does have its problems, such as the expectation to be funny constantly even though you might be ina bad mood or trying to focus on more important things.
Plus I am legit non-meme depressed anyway.
>>53182530
It's true.
>tfw qt girls talking to you
>>53182545
Maybe but that's not the problem
>>53182675
>mixed economy has been tried and failed
what
>>53182682
goodnight lad x
https://twitter.com/socialistloser/status/684746756266029056
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Histrionic_personality_disorder
Ah, for just one time I would take the Northwest Passage
To find the hand of Franklin reaching for the Beaufort Sea;
Tracing one warm line through a land so wide and savage
And make a Northwest Passage to the sea.
>>53182654
i think it does but you don't notice it
at least on first appearance before you open your autistic mouth people are more likely to associate you with many positive qualities if you are good looking
meanwhile ugly people get overlooked and ignored
>>53182633
the best sweet is the alligators/crocodile things