/post your cheekiest pepe/ edition
cara
crayon pop
>>53177868
wew
wow this smirking frog gimmick is bloody brilliant tbqh
>>53177876
heres what i posted btw
janny ban londoncucks please, they shit up /brit/
here is my cheekiest pepe
Macc Lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8wPu8-wemM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIyvToqHf1c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6B6Cm0hpxw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4qeYj-elXY
>>53177917
Nobody asked.
>>53177917
>fedoraposting
I wonder how different I'd be if I bucked that bird when I was 15.
lottie u cunt
Wanking
>when you're fucking that dank ass rabbit and she let out a little rabbit fart
i'm cumming mummy
>>53177876
janny is a good boy
>>53177984
>dank ass
fuck off yank
>>53177876
kek
had a giggle at that
Told my dad to get me a rustlers chicken burger and an energy drink at the garage, will report back in half hour how it went
>ywn be the one that makes girls fall in love with him but instead will forever be the one that falls for girls
rate my t-shirt
>sister wants to do media for GCSE
why is this allowed
>>53177876
report for ban evasion lads
>>53178024
>Rustlers
Why not eat healthy lad
>>53178041
iktfb
I literally can't express how much better my life has been since I attended Oxford. I went to a state school and gradually became the stereotypical moody sensitive type who both despises the quality of his immediate culture and feels a weird pride for having been raised in a sort of anti-intellectual environment. I was all set for a Russell Group humanities BA and a life working as an insecure wageslave forever thankful of being offered a job and forever too insecure to pursue my creative ambitions. Then I finally applied for Oxford and got in to study an English MA. I turned up as apprehensive as usual, and the first few days were spent regretting my decision and desperately feigning a cultured personality. But then I realized that the people there were just interesting and that the snobbery and exclusivity I had anticipated was just a myth borne out of my working class upbringing. I've since graduated, having spend the year dining in grand halls with groups of interesting people, dating several girls (one of whom, a petite Russian whose family traces back to the aristocracy, is now my fiancee). I work four days a week at a publishing company and earn £38k a year. I regularly meet up with friends from my college and visit Oxford for nights out and for meetings with my professors. The Martin Eden-esque novel I have been writing for two years has been selected for publication at a major British publishing house. If I saw you guys on the street I would of course throw you a penny or discuss Bukowski or whatever "realist" writers you enjoy, but ultimately I would be able to tell within ten seconds if you're an Oxbridge grad and would dismiss you as a potential source of good company if you are not. I never thought I'd know what it was like to be objectively better than somebody else, for the value of my existence to be superior to the value of a stranger's, but now I do and I've never been happier.
need a good microphone desu
>>53178056
>warning
fuck off retard
>>53178041
Made a girl fall in love with me last year and then friendzoned her. She cut almost all contact with me, aside from seeing me in places she couldn't avoid me, like in uni.
How can I get with a fit Polish girl lads?
See them around my town carrying bags of shopping from Aldi but I don't know how to meet them. They don't go out drinking or anything just seem to work and go home.
>GCSE
>>53178074
He fucking loves a microphone, this one
>>53178046
Where's your "Let's Make America Great" hat?
I love being a sperg
>>53178089
good lad. was she fit?
>>53177773
c-can i give my iteration?
*hands you the following letter*
doin unt,
yeah yeah so look mate i sussed out your ad and thought i'd fang you and pop up. yeah oi so scope out my shit cunt im 24 and yeah obviously australian yeah oi but im currently studying carpentry at tafe (like jesus hahaha fuuuck mate). yeah so im definitely not an etch cunt hey so like usually like for fun yeah me and 'the boys' will just like do some caps and go driving, or maybe go down to woy for the surf. also im currentlyin pushing so if u wanna get on you know my digits already haha just make sure its not red hot. yeah but apart from that i reckon i'd be a mad cunt as a room mate like you wont find many dramas with me hey.
tommo
p.s. i write "tomo"
very surprised at how crime syndicates are able to get away with all their misdeeds, especially drug trafficking. especially with the resources and technology the police and other government departments have at their disposal. you'd think they'd be able to detect tons of pills and powder coming in.
think bribery and corruption is more prevalent than we think?
>>53178100
>not "only one way to find out"
>>53178100
haha what is this
>>53178094
find me a nice one
>>53178065
cant believe that thread on /lit/ got 200+ replies
>>53178100
you should've said you were hung like a horse
>>53178090
I thought the entirety of the female polish population took out a restraining order against you ribena
>>53178097
right here senpai
fucking toast wanker loves his toast
>>53178106
Now we run it through Gizoogle so it's prepared for our new diverse population
doin unt,
yeah yeah so look dawg i sussed up yo' ad n' thought i'd fang you n' pop up. yeah oi so scope up mah shiznit playaaaaaa im 24 n' yeah obviously australian yeah oi but im currently studyin carpentry at tafe (like jesus hahaha fuuuck mate). yeah so im definitely not a etch playaaaaaa hey so like probably like fo' funk yeah me n' 'the thugs' will just like do some caps n' go driving, or maybe go down ta woy fo' tha surf. also im currentlyin pushin so if u wanna git on you know mah digits already haha just make shizzle its not red hot. yeah but apart from dat i reckon i'd be a mad playaaaaaa as a room dawg like you aint gonna find nuff dramas wit me hey.
tommo
p.s. i write "tomo"
>>53178102
I'd say 7.5/10. Maybe pushing 8 on a good day. She had a fair few weird cunts creeping on her but I'm not sure if that's indicative of good looks or just indicative of a vagina.
>hand in uni essay before christmas
>get email yesterday
>tutor rinsing the whole class about how shit our work was
>shitting myself
>get essay back today
>70 (first)
wasn't even scared
>>53178153
Personally, I hope Trump becomes president. Mostly because I bet £10 on him doing so
>>53178100
What app is this lad
>>53178125
They do detect tons of pills and powder coming in, but they are not nearly as good at catching smuggled drugs as they want us to believe. silk road sends drugs via normal post and is rarely rarely intercepted. then the ocean is a big place lad and private boats are rarely searched and especially not when they sail to a drop point and not a marina
>>53178100
what apps that
going to try having hooking up via /soc/ lads
wish me luck
haven't eaten today
>>53178204
>>53178141
haha grindr lads
had a daddy lustin for my boipuccy last night lmao
>>53178199
>shitting myself
i do this too
knobbly bobblers
>>53178238
are those palm trees? :3
lads ask me who my favourite character from seinfeld is
I think also that smokers who blow smoke in other people's faces when asked to smoke elsewhere should be arrested for assault or even attempted murder
>>53178204
>silk road
long gone
also domestic post isn't scanned or dogs used on it or anything, domestic delivery of drugs from dark net markets is pretty much 100% success rate
>>53178312
nah you're alri
>>53178338
nah do it dont be a dog
>>53178312
who is it? i like costanza
OI IS THAT LAD WHO SAID ABOUT THE APP THAT TRACKS YOUR REM SLEEP SHIT AND WAKES YOU UP AT THE RIGHT TIME
because I want to thank you, I woke up very easily this morning
>>53178312
who is ur favorite character of the show reinfeldt?
WHERE IS THE CONCIERGE?
Haven't had a wank since 2015 desu lads, got so bad I'm getting boners from extra curvy branches
>>53178335
Silk road is gone but there are a ton of others shipping the same or more ammount of product
it's not always domestic either I got meme pills from germany and it was just a bag taped to a small card inside a letter
>>53178361
>>53178372
>>53178370
what's the app
feeling like an absolute NUTTER lads
>>53178342
mmm nah you're alri
>>53178398
Yeah I've bought my fair share both domestic and international
The stuff I got recently from Spain was glued between two bits of cardboard and it just looked like a regular letter
>>53178370
What's the app?
>>53178395
How have you not fapped yet? Whats your secret?
Having a kinder bueno
When will Britain finally leave the EU?
>>53178395
He fucking loves a curvy branch, this one
>>53178125
of course it is. drug lords have mates in the police and in government. the few big busts you see are allowed to happen to maintain the illusion that they aren't all a bunch of corrupt lying bastards
CARETAKER
>>53178335
Had a few from Canada and Holland. Don't know anyone who's had anything from dark web seized.
>>53178024
Don't let them march you to Detroit.
>>53178400
hey can u teach me kali? i wanna be ahcker just like u >xd
>>53178444
no time soon
>>53178466
It happens but it's quite rare
Even if it does get seized you only get a letter telling you so anyway
>>53178482
the only "kali" i know is khalil underwood
huh ladies????
>>53178402
>>53178433
sleep cycle
going to have a shower i hope no girls come in and have sex with me
>>53178433
The secret is just be yourself x
>>53178444
Our referendum is this year hopefully, if big Dave isn't a lying bastard again
She had the side to side telling me no lies
Knocking me out with those American thighs
>>53178540
jynx hngggggggggg
more pics lad
>what's the app
liking this new meme lads
Weed will be legal or decriminalised in most US states before it is here
We're far more backwards than that supposed backwards gun totin' redneck country.
>>53178532
ye but we're not actually gonna vote to leave
>>53178540
she told me to come but I was already there
The quality of /brit/ increases exponentially when you filter Australia. Try it out
>>53178581
Quite upsetting really
>>53178591
the quality of women increases exponentially when i filter out ur mum.
>>53178581
not with all the propaganda the BBC and other national media are churning out, not with all the hopeless lefty twats in this country. If UKIP don't stand a chance of getting into office, we don't stand a chance of leaving the EU
> filter Australia
all around me i see worn out faces
>>53178565
think jynx has an uggo face 2bh i was posting it cuz of briella bounce
>>53178589
THE WALLS START SHAKIN
THE EARTH WAS QUAKIN
MY MIND WAS ACHIN
AND WE WERE MAKIN IT
SHOOK ME ALL NIGHT LONG
>>53178578
>implying weed legalisation moves a country in a certain direction
>upset some girl
>lie and tell her I didn't mean to but im autistic and closet gay and have been struggling with how to come out to my religious parents
>so she will feel guilty and be nice to me and give me more attention
>so that it'll make another girl jealous
I think i'm turning into a sociopath desu
>>53178650
>think jynx has an uggo face 2bh
she has that ugly hot face, if u know what i meme
>>53178578
DUDE
Absolutely hanging my tits off
>I think i'm turning into a sociopath desu
bright and early for the daily races
Just drank a load of poppy pod tea. Feels good lads.
>>53178578
Weed is pretty much legal here. Just no party wants to run it through parliament again.
Police rarely arrest for small possession amounts.
>>53178726
fuck off brum
>Absolutely hanging my tits off
and i think its kind of funny
i think its kind of sad
>>53178704
It's a Wednesday you mentalist
>>53178664
>im autistic and closet gay
>so she will feel guilty and be nice to me and give me more attention
>so that it'll make another girl jealous
Your plan has some serious issues tho.
Have had 1 wank since 2015 and pubic hair and big thick arses now turn me on something rightly
the test meme is real??
>>53178726
Paki filth
>>53178711
going nowhere
going nowhere
>>53178743
that the dreams in which im dying are the best ive ever had
how2snap lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=co83Pb27tD4
>fuck off brum
the dreams in which im dying are the best i've ever had
Why is the USA's hdi higher than the UK's?
>wake up
>still alive
enough
>>53178578
Possession of weed or any drugs is taken way more seriously in the US than it is here you retard
You have to get caught 3 times to even be considered getting sent to court over it here, and if you get caught 3 times you're a bit of a mong
>>53178664
spastic
>>53178765
it's been 6 days lad, 1 is normal
aussies out
no drink or drugs or wanking for 3 months lads. wish me luck.
>>53178776
>go with christ lads
all around me i see worn out faces
>>53178814
no
>>53178792
are you the brummie in australia
How long into a relationship does sex become boring?
>>53178795
Because the number of McDonalds """""restaurants"""""" is the most commonly used measure of development.
>>53178804
know this feel all too well
>>53178819
I've gone just about a month with no degeneracy for christmas break
Straight back on it after exams desu
>>53178781
>>53178743
>>53178711
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wkGdcd3cjC
wew just got my email from last year
>2016
>not communicating with your future self
>>53178882
sounds autistic
>>53178740
>>53178767
What?
>>53178843
1 week
>>53178882
nice singing voice lad
>>53178882
"god that fuckwit's on his guitar again"
>>53178819
dunno why youd subject yourself to that 2bh
Haha cara
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rN-HQlmkvvg
>>53178930
health and discipline really.
will also be interesting to see if i notice any big differences in my life.
just had a wank
any questions?
>>53178978
to what? :3
Who's watching this puddle then lads?
>>53178444
2020. That's when it becomes mandatory for all EU members to adopt the Euro, it is also around the next election.
>>53178921
you're a paki. we don't like pakis
acquaintance asked me to hold her hand for a bit in a coffee shop
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ibrwlRw9xN
>>53178540
>You need test higher than 1g/L to view this post.
>>53179028
bit random
>>53178927
>>53178915
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1l73DC3YiGL
just improv'd this on the spot HAHA
>>53178928
anyway, here's wonderwall
sit and listen
Poleaboos mum just made him onion rings and a fishfinger sandwich
>>53179034
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qWXR9R3d16
Selling blue iPod touch 5th Gen 32gb perfect condition for 190 ono. Inbox me
>>53179089
autistic paki twat
>>53178882
Not a fan tbqh. Stop ruining that song for me
>>53179060
you do have a decent voice though
>>53178795
Because HDI is a retarded system of measurement because it gauges "happiness" of which Americans always are and other stupid shit like church attendance and trade union membership.
gimmick idea: bring back the old memes of the 2000s
>>undefined
hmm
>>53179123
i'm better at singing than I am at stringbox 2bh
Gimmick : guess your own post number
>>53179149
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>>53179006
Normies are having a right laugh
https://www.periscope.tv/w/1YpKkrVPNVyxj
>>53179060
FOY
>>53177851
Mod?
actually kind of proud of just how bad of a poster i am iibf
and i thinks its kind of funny i think its kind of
>…………………...- *" - "::*'
>………………„-^*'' : : „'' : : : :: *„
>…………..„-* : : :„„--/ : : : : : : : '
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>….../ . . . . . . . . . . . . . *-„„„„-*'
the dreams in which im dying are the best ive ever had
doing an alcohol
business idea: take our shirts off
trust me
Fancy staying in a hostel just so I can get naked in front of strange women
>>53179109
Poleaboo would like everyone here to know that he considers them his friends, you are all very important to his quality of life and welfare.
He values everyone who has sympathised with him, given him advice and even just take a few seconds out to acknowledge him by giving him a (you)
Poleaboo would like to go on to apologise if he has in any was upset, offended or distressed anyone in these threads, it was not his intention and he will do all he can to avoid repeating his mistakes
>>53179256
it's already off, what now
Got to share my story about my GF lads, need advice
Girl I've had a crush on for years.
Shorter than me. Adorable in every way.
We have sex regularly.
Be together for many years.
Trust her unconditionally.
One day, she sits me down for a talk.
Has a sad look on her face.
She tells me she was raped a few weeks back.
She went to get STD test and found out she was HIV positive.
We've had sex at least 4 times after.
She just tells me now because she was scared of telling me.
Suddenly build up with uncontrollable rage.
Punch her in the face as hard as I can.
She falls down.
Still pissed off, can't even see straight.
Keep punching her as hard as I can.
Gets to a point where her face is a pool of blood.
Blood splashes onto my shirt when i punch.
Keep punching.
Leave, her parents come home after.
Fast forward a few weeks.
She's in a face bandage, stitches everywhere.
She told her parents a robber came in and did this.
She didn't want me in jail because she felt bad.
Suddenly feel terrible inside.
Go to apologise three weeks later.
Ask her sister where she is.
Her sister has tears in her eyes, says she fell into a coma.
Run to the hospital to say sorry before it's too late.
Get to her room.
Open the door.
Get on the floor.
Everybody walk the dinosaur.
Need to get myself a Scandinavian bird lads. What jobs can I do that would require me to travel there?
>>53179289
snowplower
>>53179274
all around me are familiar faces
>>53179274
>he will do all he can to avoid repeating his mistakes
You can't really stop being a paki, so you should just leave. Pakis out.
Why did Anakin go from an American accent to an English accent when he was telling Luke he was right about him?
>>53179259
How can you get naked in a hostel?
>>53179286
ain't readin that shit lmao catch yerself on
>>53179289
ski instructor
>>53179012
I ain't no fucking paki bruv
>>53179284
unite the anglo saxons under one flag
>>53179289
professional brown man
Business idea : buy things in hopes that the price will rise, then sell them and keep the profits
>>53179330
Just like take your clothes off. I'd get changed or sleep naked or something
>North Koreans testing an atom bomb
all around me i see worn out faces
the last time you came through
oh darling i know what you're going through
the last time you caaaaaaaame through
oh darlin oh darlin oh darrliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiWELL OH DOES YOUR HUSBAND KNOW
DOES
YOUR HUSBAND KNOW
DOES YOUR HUSBAND KNOOOOH OHH OWWWOHH OOOHH
DOES HE KNOW?
DOES HE KNOWWWW DOES HE KNOOWWWOWOWOWOWOWOH
OH
OH
OH
BUT IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII WILL NEVER END UP LIKE HIM
BEHIND MY BACK I ALREADY AM
KEEP A CALENDAR
THIS WAY YOU WILL AAAALWAYYYS KNOWOOOOOW OH
OH
THE LAST TIME YOU CAME THROUGH
OH DARLING I KNOWWW WHAT YOURE GOING THROOOUGH
OH
THE LAST TIME YOU CAAAME THROUGH
OH DARLING I KNOW WHAT YOURE GOING THROUGH.....OOOH.....OOOOH
>>53179322
Considering leaving the country desu
>>53179344
poleaboo is a paki
>>53179367
Business idea : buy resources at a low unit price, combine them in a way that increases their value and sell at a profit
any girls itt
Might take the wifes brothers to see star wars today, thoughts????
>>53179289
government sanctioned black breeder
>>53179372
all the men in there would go WOAH WOAH wat u doing mang
>>53179385
I don't care if you screw him
Just as long as you save a piece for me
>>53179408
obvs I would wait until it was just me and a number of females
>>53179387
Excellent decision. Be around people who don't loathe you, go to a paki country. Very gracious of you. You can start by leaving the thread, then leave the country at your soonest possible convinience.
https://twitter.com/commie_mami/status/681852143683383296
shuffling right now lads
*shuffles harder than anyone itt has shuffled before. my legs; my arms -- fluid*
>>53179453
who do you prefer, americans or aussies
>get teleworking job
>go to thailand
>save up £300,000
>come back
>buy nice townhouse in white village
>buy jaguar
>start a family
you have TEN SECONDS to prove to me that this ISNT the GOAT plan
reply to this post or you WILL NOT get a gf in 2016
recorded a little song for you
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1vzqWEMgGgJ
>>53179512
alri thailad?
>>53179512
>thailand
2 MINUTE 30 SECOND RECORDING OF ME BROWSING /brit/:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0AdetOBhxp2
>>53179524
way willy fanny paki poo
>>53179496
Both
>>53179453
oi GIRL hahahaahaha do you LIKE big MEN for you AhahahhahhaAHHAHHAHA *tenses arms until I pass out*
>>53179487
haha YES lad hahahahahha da duff da duff da duff da duff *puts on fluro hat and glasses* da duff da duff da duff
Niggers.
>>53179524
witnessed
I grew up in something that's one step up from a complete ghetto. I made it to an Ivy League school on the back of a combination of affirmative action and an athletic scholarship.
My classmates were all your traditional, blue blood type elites. My professors were the leading experts of their fields.
Every single one of them wanted nothing more than to be shown the base and degenerate aspects of society, and to experience it through whatever avenue possible. This includes emotional, intellectual, and physical. I'm talking humiliation and abuse - in bed and out of bed.
(I'm a faggot in case you haven't figured this out yet. I know you guys suck at reading comprehension.)
One of my teammates, an otherwise proper, respectable, and charismatic white boy had the biggest orgasm of his life (or so he tells me) from having a $10,000 bottle of wine poured over him while I fucked him. Another one specifically requested I whip him with his violin bow. Many more want to experience prison rape or some other comparable scenario in the bedroom. I had a professor suck me off in his office while specifically requesting I shout verbal abuse relating to the emptiness and uselessness of his particular field of study. My experience is not at all uncommon from what I hear.
Your so-called "elites" just want to be treated like crap by ghetto filth. Next time you meet up with an Ivy grad, just remember there's a good chance the same mouth that's speaking eloquently about politics, culture, or whatever other topic is probably the same mouth that sucked big black cock the night before.
what the fuck is going on with this auscunt?
>>53179545
>>53179559
whats so bad about thailand?
>cheap
>good living
>cheap sex
can't think of a better place desu, wouldn't raise children there though
>>53179606
he did it last night too
some complete and utter autist
generally worried for his well being
>>53179561
beautiful. really what an audial gift.
>>53179606
*tenses all my muscles at once*
*goes blue in the face*
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlQTejoyuhU
antique banger for my friends
>>53179571
typical wishy-washy britcuck answer
>>53179606
just report his shitpost spam then filter him. the thread is much nicer without kidposts.
Eddie redmayne should have went on estrogen at 16
>>53179606
>>53179622
you dont have to be crazy to post here
but it helps :)
>>53179622
shut the fuck up you fucking yokel do you understand how handsome and intelligent I am?
no - know your place before i lynch you like the backwater invalid you are
>>53179606
There's two of them that appear to know each other (Ed and Jacob I think?) and they post like this for a while most afternoons
>>53179406
*raises paw*
most dangerous hood in london?
>>53179649
should start using 4chanx tbqh
>>53179663
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKK!!!!!!!!!
>>53179561
laptop wanker
>>53179678
The one I'm wearing, nigger
*airhorns*
>>53179678
chelsea
sat here watching a puddle on periscope lads haha fucking hell
>>53179678
the one on a jumper
ahahahaHHAAHAHAHhahahahHAHahahHAHhahahahHAHAHAHAHhahHAHHAHAHAhahahahahAHAHAHAHAHAHhahahahHAHAhahahahalads
I don't know, maybe Brick Lane or Tower Hamlets.
>>53179678
tower hamlets lad
those burkas are some fucked hoods
>>53179678
depends on where i am
fucking toaster wanker loves his toast
>>53179698
why?
Like a murder weapon imma conceal you
>Jacob
im kekking my lil socks off
ill heem u lad i swear i will
chat that choir boy shit around me again i swear no limits #nolimits
>>53179656
wew just found out about the danish girl
>>53179444
Pakis are the worst in the human ranking.
>>53179678
bow E3
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
>>53179758
So I can filter australian autists
>brits dislike ausposting
all around me are familiar faces
pakis in
>>53179791
I HAVE GOT THINGS TO DO AND YOU ARE IN MY WAY!
Anyone got a pic of ewan mcgregors penis?
