ummm like .... i just dont really like yanks :( x edition
why do yanks and aussies even come here lmao
Britsmalls live in SHOEBOXES HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
christ british women are ugly
no wonder you are all fags
corbyn
crayon pop
how was pmqs?
>>53174702
I even filled the captcha
When are we gonna finally ban the londoncucks from this thread? they're all rasheeds anyway
>>53174732
specifically for you
>>53174732
for the banter
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-35239232
>Labour party in full meltdown
Quite happy with this desu
>>53174758
Totally agree
>>53174743
>moldova
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HELLO WHERE ARE THE BURGER? :DDDDDDDDDDD
>>53174758
>>53174784
poortherner detected
shouldn't you be busy swimming right now?
>>53174775
Corbyn is based, people need to back him or we'll be stuck with the same old stuff political elites from eton who only look after their own
>about a thousand men of arab or northern african appearance
>not a single arrest
>one million 'refugees'
finna kill a yank and buy an aussie a novelty keyring item
>goin netto ne1 want owt?
>>53174822
nice b8
As an American, I think you peasants should show a little more respect for your elders.
howdy fellas
>>53174822
>Corbyn is based
He's such a deluded moron, that I'd rather a man who fucked a pigs mouth is in charge.
>>53174784
>THERE ARE NO MUSLIMS NEAR ME, I ONLY PAY £900 FOR MY 1M^2 FLAT, U JELLY POORTHERNER? ONLY 2 MOSQUES NEXT DOOR U JELLY?
typical londoncuck response
>>53174732
Nowt wrong with Aussies, except for the shit posting, but Yanks definitely need to fuck off back to /cum/
>>53174739
If any Australian would like to house me that would be great x
>>53174822
the last PM to go to Eton prior to David Cameron was Anthony Eden
>>53174876
i can house you
if you know what i mean ;)
>>53174739
the only thing small about an american is their fucking house size literally lmaoing at your ~2000sq ft """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""house""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>britsmalls
ROFL don't be salty about the revolutionary war cuck you just dumb that's why your houses are so small when you aren't a crowded country
>>53174775
Labour has no chance at the next election so they're just playing politics with themselves tbqh
>>53174822
>reddit.txt
Bin that yank
>>53174840
Who the fuck unironically shops at Netto anymore?
>>53174888
they all went to oxbridge though
>>53174876
ye we have 2 spare rooms so you can stay here if u want
im surprised you idiots are even responding to this yank twat. grow the fuck up.
>>53174820
What's the matter lad? The call to prayer wake you up too early? Did the mandem nick your phone on the tube?
>>53174743
Why do we see Romanians on here but hardly any Moldovans?
>>53174891
Our new homes are larger :^)
>>53174922
Gordon Brown and John Major didn't
>all the nice yanks are gone
>tfw no bow-legged vocaroo posting cali bird
>tfw no virginia yank
>tfw no "What's on the agenda today?" yank
>>53174937
our new homes are larger than your new homes :^)
typical house in denmark
about £200,000
>>53174861
Corbyn is a good man
The rest are all slime
>>53174915
>>53174850
>Buzzwords
Shouldn't have expected any less from Corbyn haters
>>53174940
yueh but there gay
>>53174950
its just the wrong time
give it 6 hours, nice normie chaps will come home and yanks will get bored and go to bed
>>53174921
poorthernchaps
it's all their bennies can afford
>>53174937
thought those big mcmansions were out of fashion now?
>>53174950
I could be nice but nah fuck it you dickheads tried to tax us unfairly and we revolted. And 200 years later, you're still going to feel the pain as I rub in our victory.
>>53174983
i'm with this guy
>>53174966
Are you the social housing pleb?
>>53174964
where's the rest of it?
>>53174983
do you have autism
>>53175006
Do you have saltism? Salty about the revolutionary war?
>Be American
>Build house out of wood
>In a fucking tornado zone
You can't make this shit up
>>53175001
no thats me (i am a patrician btw)
sorry lads but when you move out of your mum's house and go to another country, you do realise the UK is a fucking shithole
>>53174983
>>53175035
Shut the fuck up you gormless cunt, nobody gives a fucking toss about you or what country you're in
>>53175029
i literally dont even know or care when the revolutionary war was
>>53175035
>Cheap country*
moving to thailand next year where £300 rents me a 2 bedroom flat in bangkok
>britcucks
>>53175035
>only living in one other country
lived in 5 desu
>>53174966
>Corbyn is a good man
>surrender falklands
>surrender northern ireland
>"just print more money lol"
>remove all border control
>maximum wage
>gender segregation
>massively reduced military
>terrorist sympathiser
>massive paki appeaser
>Corbyn is a good man
>>53175030
Im from here and it's always the same excuses
>but muh rigid anti earthquake structure
>mfw no earthquakes here
>mfw no face, just like no earthquakes
>>53175035
t. lad on his first holiday
>>53175066
>moving to bangcuck
pedo detected
>>53175062
>british """""""""""education"""""""""""
I don't blame you. Probably had mudslime teachers.
http://news.sky.com/story/1617438/north-korea-did-test-hydrogen-nuclear-bomb
>North Korea Did Test Hydrogen Nuclear Bomb
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>53175035
Been to most countries in Europe, Mexico, South Africa, India, few places in SE asia. Only place I would consider emigrating to is the Netherlands, and that's only because weed is legal. UK is still one of the best countries to live in in the world.
>>53175121
too busy learning about actual relevant interesting history instead of the time a bunch of crying yanks had a tantrum and ran away from home soz haha
>>53175131
>only because weed is legal
Brittards are dudeweedlmaoers who would have guessed?
>>53175121
it's an almost irrelevant part of our history though
we can't go over the events that caused us to lose every part of our empire
>>53175095
>average wage in moldova is 173EUR
jesus christ how do you even have internet
>>53174732
Literally asking myself the same question about ww1 and ww2 haha
>>53175158
Quite like a good "soz" tbH
>>53175131
>only because weed is legal
Poleaboo would like everyone here to know that he considers them his friends, you are all very important to his quality of life and welfare.
He values everyone who has sympathised with him, given him advice and even just take a few seconds out to acknowledge him by giving him a (you)
Poleaboo would like to go on to apologise if he has in any was upset, offended or distressed anyone in these threads, it was not his intention and he will do all he can to avoid repeating his mistakes
>>53175179
lmao but lets get back to the revolutionary war the Brits are so salty
>>53175061
>getting this mad about being stuck in his mum's house after job centre cut off his bennies
:^)
>>53175066
even if you go to an expensive country, you at least get your money's worth. In the UK, you pay for a first world country and get a third world one in return.
>>53175082
the term "holiday" implies I'd be returning home to live
>>53175131
>basing your locality on legality of weed
i enjoy a toke as well but jesus mate, there's more to life than that
>>53175179
haha ww2 lmao
>the uk is not a first world country
someone post us a fedora plz
Lads where can I reliable condoms online
>>53175171
100mbps is 10euro a month
>>53175237
brits btfo
>>53175199
I'd be your m8 but you live too far away
Have a nice day xx
>>53175209
I live with my gf and I've been employed for 6 years but nice try sweetheart
You're basically just a shit Thailad at the minute mate
>>53175199
You sounded pretty confident when you said you would stab us if you ever attended another meet?
>>53175237
*300mbps is 10euro a month
100 is 7e/month and 1000 is 15e/month
>>53175131
>and that's only because weed is legal
It isn't even though. Our policy is backwards as fuck, and cannabis is still formally illegal.. If the government decided tomorrow that the laws should be enforced again the 420-era would immediately be over.
>>53175235
In your mother's garbage can.
>moldovans have better internet than me
>>53175209
okay, enjoy being a stereotypical 40 year old bald english ex-pat sex tourist
if the UK is so shit, why do you foreigners flock to live here? Fuck off back to your own allegedly superior nations.
>>53175293
>why do you foreigners flock to live here?
We don't lmao nobody would move from here to there its a downgrade by definition.
>>53175280
>garbage
Fuck off Yank
Need a south east asian gf
defecating currently
>>53175235
amazon
>>53175293
>why do you foreigners flock to live here?
you mean poles and pakis? first worlders don't flock to live here at all
>>53175233
>the UK is a first world country
>>53175209
>being so excited about finally moving to a different country you literally look to get into arguments over the internet about it
>>53175322
Britcucks are interracial lovers I am not surprised.
>Foreigners flock to /brit/ because their generals are shit
>>53175330
>first worlders don't flock to live here at all
tell that to all the fucking scandies, dutch and germans i know
Today's anime edition already ended?
>>53175271
>Thailad
I am Caucasian Chinese, respect my pronouns shitlord
>>53175361
You're giving /brit/ way too much credit
>>53175363
>scandies, dutch and germans
He said first worlders.
>british reading """"""""comprehension""""""""
>>53174890
Yes sex
>>53174924
Great lad, do you have your own prayer mats or do I need to bring my own?
>>53175330
>first worlders don't flock to live here at all
clearly never been to London
>Higher rate of violent crime than parts of Africa & South America
>Regular natural disasters killing dozens
>Less than 60% white
>No free healthcare
>Police can shoot citizens free of consequence
>Extreme patriotism
>Black leader
>Two party "democratic" system
Is the USA a third world country?
>Why yes I am a British expat living in an asian country.
>>53175379
>Caucasian Chinese
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pK96chJgrFU
guys watch this video, i need to find this girl
>>53175293
>why do you foreigners flock to live here?
Literally who?
>>53175379
>Caucasian Chinese,
You're a halfie?
>>53175377
Fucking christ, why is illya so cute?
S4 when?
I just don't get it.
I'm American (live in UK now), but have never owned a gun, and have no desire to own a gun.
I've never understood how the idea of liberty can be symbolised by an instrument of killing. For a civilized country, my homeland is very backward on this matter. Most of us Americans are really nice people; that's why I honestly don't know why so many are so obsessed with guns.
>>53175407
>Extreme patriotism
>implying that's bad
Rasheed
The 2001 UK Census recorded 158,434 people born in the United States.[1] According to the 2011 UK Census, there were 173,470 US-born residents in England, 3,715 in Wales,[2] 15,919 in Scotland,[3] and 4,251 in Northern Ireland.[4] The Office for National Statistics estimates that 197,000 US-born immigrants were resident in the UK in 2013.
The 2001 UK Census recorded 107,871 Australian-born people.[2] In 2007, Bloomberg reported that there were approximately 200,000 Australians in London.[4] In 2008, The Times reported that there were 400,000 Australians in the United Kingdom.[5] The 2011 UK Census recorded 113,592 residents born in Australia in England, 2,695 in Wales,[6] 8,279 in Scotland,[7] and 1,750 in Northern Ireland.[8] The Office for National Statistics estimates that 113,000 people born in Australia were resident in the UK in 2013.[9]
The late-2000s recession resulted in increased number of Australians moving from the UK. 2,700 Australians left each month in late 2008, compared to 1,750 a month in 2005.[10]
The 2001 UK Census recorded 266,136 German-born people, making them the fourth-largest foreign-born group after Irish, Indians and Pakistanis.[2] A large proportion of these people are thought to be the children of British military based in Germany at the time of their birth, who have since returned to the UK with their families.[3][4][5] Wiltshire, Colchester, North Yorkshire and Aldershot, which are all home to significant army populations, had a combined German-born population of 12,000.[3]
The 2011 UK Census recorded 262,356 German-born residents in England, 11,208 in Wales,[6] 22,274 in Scotland,[7] and 3,908 in Northern Ireland.[8]
The Office for National Statistics estimates that in 2013, there were 297,000 German-born people living in the UK but that 189,000 of these were British nationals. The total number of German nationals resident in the UK, regardless of birthplace, is estimated at 126,000 in 2013.[9]
>>53175426
who the fuck are you and why are you in this thread?
>>53175272
I was mad at the time
>>53175452
>symbolised
fuck off nigel
tfw waiting for delivery to arrive before i go out ffs lads booooring x
>>53175336
>it's a women
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WsgwezeTsQY
lmao
>>53175485
where are you going out
>>53175452
>Anyone with this mentality about guns
>Not British
0.5/10
my morning breath literally smells like shit
well I'm back to /cum/ where the civilized people are bye bye butthurt third worlders :) nice chatting with you about your shithole country with shoebox homes. i hope you get over your revolutionary war salt soon!
>>53174975
Nah we shop at Lidl senpai
>>53175501
>going to hang out with mexicans
A B S O L U T E
B
S
O
L
U
T
E
>>53175436
I heard S4 would be sorta similar to original fate franchise
At least Shirou will get more screen time and do some seigi no mikata things
>>53175494
just into town for a bit then to uni to do my assignment x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2crBRF-dhs
>>53175512
lidl and aldi are so shit though
>>53175379
Wasn't talking about you, obviously, you mong
>Thailad
A good lad who put a lot of effort into /brit/ and probably would have done the same had he stayed in England
>Taiwanker
Some dopey prick who happens to be somewhere else and all he can think to do is come here and shitpost about it
>>53175363
>dutch
all 59k of them
>germans
fair enough
>scandies
sweden 31k, denmark 18.6k, norway 13.8k
absolutely brimming obviously
>>53175405
india and pakistan aren't first world mehmet
>>53175452
lmao fuck off you fedora twat you are a literal PLEB if you wouldnt own a gun if you could
>>53175568
Aldi's fucking great you nonce, jog on
>>53175548
you can come round mine if you want xx
you've already started uni? i've got 10 days left
>>53175572
>gave me a (You)
>wasn't talking about me
pick one
>>53175568
it depends what you purchase
also how can you not love the wartime all-in-this-together glib shittiness of the lidl checkouts.
>>53175572
good post
Thailad's a good bloke fairly
his streams were fun
>>53175598
I just started working there. Pays pretty well.
>>53175545
i'd shoot you if i could you pedo shit
>>53175588
>never been to London
yeah thast's what I thought
What happened to gimmick of the Nazi putting things into the gas chamber? I miss that one
>>53175545
Why the fuck would they do that?
The fate franchise is garbage.
>>53175598
>>53175628
haven't been in a lidl for the last 10 years just because of their presentation, literally just boxes with shit lighting
2depressive4me
>>53175638
yeah from what I hear
>>53175628
Went to my first Lidl yesterday and it was pretty fucking grim
Everything's all like out in the open like some natural disaster rescue centre
Matey on the tills was a friendly chap though, I'll give you that
Rinder that this obsessed yank has been shitposting all morning and won't go to sleep. He's obsessed.
>>53175641
Don't worry she's already 17, loving her doesn't mean you're pedo at all
>>53175666
>wake up
>vomit bile due to anxiety
>>53175732
what are you anxious about
so do you lads follow the reddiquette guide when you post on your preferred subs or not?
>>53175708
oh, carry on then
>post yfw Hillary finishes the job of taking yanks guns away that Obama started
>>53175658
t. londoner who thinks he's white
just look at all those first world countries topping the list
>>53175671
Maybe because he's popular out here?
>>53175588
>>53175770
>59k dutch
was this some ebin joke
>>53175770
>UK
>Poland
>Ireland
>France
>US
>Italy
>Turkey
>Germany
>Australia
>Romania
>Cyprus
>Portugal
>Lithuania
>Spain
http://i100.independent.co.uk/article/the-man-with-a-bionic-penis-will-lose-his-virginity-to-a-dominatrix-who-ran-for-parliament--WJY00cYJhg
>>53175761
You're wise for an American, very well
>>53175747
being a 27yr old virgin NEET with no friends
>>53175666
>>53175786
It's 59k in total in the UK.. The pic is just about London, I think.
>>53175768
They're even spazzing out over Obama's recent bunch of weak legislation. The butthurt will be glorious.
>>53175809
>8-inch
That was kind of them to quadruple his previous one
>>53175829
then fix it, idiot
>>53175835
IT WAS A JOKE BECAUSE THERES 59K TURKS
>>53175809
>Mohammed Abad, from Edinburgh
EDINBURGH PRIDE
WORLD WIDE
>>53175846
don't be mean
>>53175829
i'm sure things will get better :)
>>53175829
Your parents dont say anything?
>live in london
>awoken at 6pm by call to prayer from mosque next door
>leave for work, ticket is more expensive than usual, ticket prices have gone up AGAIN
>train is packed, paki next to me smells like curry
>Go to work all day
>buy a sandwich at a cafe, £300
>get a beer on the way home
>get stopped by the sharia patrol
>get home
>blacks have ransacked my £500,000 one bedroom apartment
>get beheaded
a-at l-least i'm not a p-poortherner!
>>53175770
4 years ago. Would be a bit different now I think.
>>53175829
I'll be your friend mate
>>53175907
im not friends with bent twats. fuck off.
Girl: 16
Guy: 44
>>53175808
>Poland
>Ireland
>Romania
>Lithuania
not first world
turkey's technically first world despite being a shithole
>ignoring all the shithole countries on the list
>ignoring the fact that most the shithole countries are towards the top
>>53175934
>Guy:
where?
if you're not ashamed to think it, you shouldn't be ashamed to say it
Wish I was God so I could tell everyone to fuck off and they'd have to do it or else I'd smite their arse
>>53175968
Alright
Your mum naked
>>53175934
>just keep smiling just keep smiling just keep smiling
>>53175935
Poland and Ireland are both members of the OECD
Get fucked
>>53175968
Ok.
Fuck my ass anon.
Fuck me untill I am drowning in your cum and become your sex slave.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVHPcWZn208
>>53176023
>ass
fuck off yank
>>53175990
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_World
>poland second world
>ireland third world (lmao)
>Someone comes to visit housemate again
>Parks in front of drive blocking me in
Jesus christ how hard is to just not fucking do this?
>>53176023
>ass
fuck off yank
whats the difference between the orthodox church and catholicism?
>>53176062
instead of whining about it on the internet why don't you be a fucking man and ask them not to do it.
>>53176088
hats
>>53176062
>>53176098
this Tbh
>>53176107
*brofists that hella epic tf2 reference* nice bro ... nice
>>53176088
slavs
Ass is a yank word too?
then butt is ok?
Hello /r/ukpolitics I've been a lurker for a while and decided to sign up to discuss the rising anti-diversity sentiment in this country. I was speaking with a friend who I thought was not a racist but then one day he said he thought it was a bad thing that London was so multicultural and that he "didn't feel like it was England" Didn't feel like it was England? I'll have you know anyone with a passport and citizenship is just as British as anyone else with a passport! With the rise of UKIP I feel we could see nationalism rise with primarily the English (The most bigoted people on the island of Great Britain see EDL and BNP) demanding the stop of immigration so the "indigenous" as they like to call themselves, people could keep the majority and we all need to say NO RACISTS! NO, NO, NO!
We need to make the argument for multiculturalism, could you imagine going to London and only seeing white people speaking English? What a horrid thought. I support multiculturalism because who is to say that English culture is the best culture for the people in England? Maybe Pakistani or Nigerian culture would suit them better? Multiculturalism gives people the choice to experience and choose which culture is best for them. I think schools should have a massive campaign to teach all children especially the "indigenous" ones that this country has no natives, it's just been constant string of immigrants like the United States.
What do you lads think?
>>53176127
失せろ、ジャップサル
>>53176127
Arse and bum
>>53176127
nah brits say tushy wushy
>>53176127
DID U SAY BUTTS???????????
>>53175934
hi /kpg/
>>53176088
Very little if we're talking theologically, in fact the original "schism" between the two was based on incredibly trivial matters. What caused it was disastrous miscommunication because the West spoke Latin and the East spoke Greek.
However, what finally cemented it was the sack of Constantinople in 1204 during the Fourth Crusade.
>>53176132
gilded this comment desu
Ok, arse is fine, sounds like Arsenal though
>>53176132
>tfw this would probably unironically get upvoted
>>53176203
that's because it contains the same letters you cunt
>>53176051
That's the original definition of First/second world though. First = NATO. Second = COMINTERN, third = neutral. Meaning has changed completely now.
>>53175403
would you be okay with a bath mat?
>>53176276
Anything to do with bathing or cleanliness is haram
passing through the veil on /x/ lads
taking some pyrazolam
>>53176364
faggot
>>53176399
says you, bender
>>53176203
さっさと消えろ、ジャップサル。お前みたいなゴミ人種はこのスレに歓迎されていない。原爆の爆発で死ね。
>>53174702
Wf is happening in that picture
>>53176465
squad roasting lamar
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QgNDao7m41M
Might go and buy some milk just to get out of the house for a bit
>>53176465
virgin
@53176469
virgin
>dealer has moved away
>really cba with all this sneaking round pub car parks and stuff now I'm nearly done uni
Is half a tab of 1p-LSD decent for clubbing? I've heard good things about going out on small amounts of psychedelics but I've heard it can end badly as well
>>53176422
What triggered you
Calm down, you're not like that
Reminder
For anyone who's lonely, put your finger in the circle.
O
I'll do the same for the next minute
Got pretty bad tinnitus
>>53176574
>it's nothing but posturing bravado
You mean like 80% of the posting on this site?
FOAT
>>53176658
yeah would deck you if you ever talked like that to me irl tBh
> have to type "about me" to send to a guy to enquire about renting a room out
> literally have to advertise myself
how the fuck do i do this lads
Today's brit is a little scary tbqh lads
Something happened maybe
>>53176695
jus b urself ;)
>>53176695
just tell him you don't smoke and you promise not to piss in the sink
worked for me
>>53176715
would love it if you could make me some chicken katsudon TBh
abnormies?
nah don't rate them 2bh
>>53176715
The fuck are you on about?
Why are you Japs so sensitive?
Having a kinder bueno
>>53176737
What's chicken katsudon?
You cant put chicken on katsudon, ok?
tfw I finished my course early and I feel obligated to go to work
>>53176715
Everyone is riled up about the stuff that happened in Germany.
>>53176526
Never taken 1P in public but I've done 300ug AL-LAD on nights out a few times, was always a good decision, I would walk out at 5am feeling awesome while the pillheads were on the floor dying. Don't even really need to drink either.
>>53176775
fucking hell i miss those tbqh
>>53176796
i love you
>>53176765
Sorry, it's nothing lad
next door is blasting out some banging tunes lads
