British '''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''culture''''''''''''''''''''''''' Edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F03Nf0VCVLA
cara.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iC9JDwCCimA
AND SHE WAS SO SWEET
NOW YOU'RE SHUFFLING YOUR FEET WITH YOUR HANDS IN YOUR POCKETS
incredibly lonely and depressed
>>53153465
charlotte is best girl
What are these objects?
larry
>>53153485
your life isn't very fulfilling if you spend your days doing this.
what can one do with the serial number of a macbook
First for Queen Saoirse
>>53153516
Have a wank lad haha
>>53153520
scone
stroller
tap
lolly
After my dihydrocodeine, nytol, valium, whisky combo I only slept a couple of hours before I awoke violently, and with my pineal gland, viewed a demonic creature.
>>53153520
bread
chair
water
treat
>>53153465
Jesus this is atrocious
Pinnacle of Brit culture
>>53153485
Oi Cara lad
I will get first post in the Dutch thread one day
I thought I beat you, but your post appeared right after I clicked post.
http://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=1931337
putting my willy in this girl tomorrow
>>53153551
haha!
now thats satire!!
>>53153520
biscuit
stroller
faucet
popsicle
>>53153520
English muffin(?)
Baby buggy
Faucet
Frozen yoghurt on a stick
>>53153598
no idea what you're on about lid, you're the first post
>>53153520
food
not food
not food
food
>Reading a book talking about the Renaissance
>Every time some new genius thinker proposes something radical but later proven true they are burnt alive by the Catholic Church.
Seriously fuck Christianity
crayon pop
>>53153520
Tea biscuit
Stroller
Tap
Popsicle
>>53153520
scone
pushchair
tap
lolly
>>53153485
how are you doing this
why are you doing this
>>53153465
Charlotte good slag 2bh would
>>53153607
Thank you friend.
Please ask permission before you download it or share it with your friends.
across 110th street
>>53153662
so close
me and my gf
>>53153665
by clicking faster than anyone else
boredom 2bh
it all started with beating the maisie posters but now theres a million people posting their waifus
imagine being the Irish lad who started this entire gimmick by saving a pic of Kev as "Lisicki's Lover" and posting it on /brit/ a few times until it became a thing
imagine him looking at /brit/ today and seeing what he'd started
bet he feels like a top bloke
>>53153643
the pope is traditionally the king of bants, that's just how they memed with each other back then
>>53153520
scone
buggy
tap
ice lolly
>>53153554
ah yes, very impressive
>>53153561
i have him on skype 2bh
>>53153605
How many escorts have you seen? Need to do a few this year to keep my sanity
>>53153520
1. bread
2. stroller
3. faucet
4. Popsicle
>>53153687
Which one are you? xD
>>53153681
I was a third brother of five, doing whatever I had to do to survive...
>>53153643
everyone in those days solved their problem by burning their enemies alive.
>>53153634
Nice one, top lad
>>53153561
i actually remember the post for some strange reason.
licky was being a total cunt as usual and that irish cuckold anon (trinity/juniper i think his name was) posted a daily reminder that this is the man posted as 190cm master race or something along those lines, he got about 10 Yous and it caught on from there.
Azusa
I know it's old, but I laugh so much I almost start to cry every time I see the brit meetup picture
You guys are great
>>53153520
Scone (pronounced "scown" not "scahn")
Pram
Tap
Lolly
>>53153695
Nearly had you last thread but I fucked the spelling up
>>53153520
scone
pram
tap
lolly
>>53153735
From my point of view the jedi are evil
>>53153520
like a scone but not really
buggy
tap
frozen on the cob
>>53153683
which one was wrong?
>>53153718
Don't count them, a lot. I'm pretty old.
>>53153655
I got ok. Fucking bs photo tho i bet or this programme is fucked
You can only pick 1 (to shag)
>>53153767
This one?
>>53153635
FOY
>>53153764
11/10
>>53153802
far right easily
>>53153695
lanky ginger git
What are these called?
Please don’t ask about me, leave it at that
I'm in sacks finished rollin' off a flat
Got the map just tell me where you at
On my BMX I can see an ex
Who need me next
Who send me text
I shift my address
[?]
Pull up got a [?]
Now you take a rest
Razor blade on deck
Razor blade my neck
That's how I get dressed
I have nothing left
In the city, late night, I’m on a quest
I'm looking for something so I don't forget
>>53153520
scone buggy tap ice lolly
Been reading lolita lads
I finished part 1 where he hadnt met dolores yet then part 2 starts with him driving the country with her and staying in motels with dolores
is my ebook out of order or is this how it goes
>>53153520
cakeje(?)
kinderwagen
kraan
waterijsje
>>53153830
bolletje
>>53153802
4 > 2 > 3 > 1
LOOK
>>53153830
buns
>>53153520
scone?
pram
tap
ice block
Barmcake
>>53153802
these girls are deffo american, look at their ridiculous treeth
>>53153830
that theres what we call a bolletje
>>53153520
scone
pram
tap
ice lolly
>>53153520
biscuit or scone (biscuits have salt butter, the american version, delicious tb h)
buggy
tap
ice pop
Kyary
>>53153520
Scone (pronounced sc-own)
Pushchair
Tap
Loli
>>53153830
Roll
Boys always like it when I tell them I'm a "Freak" because they think it means I'm good in bed. Then they get bottled by me 6 months later for liking another girl's selfie.
>>53153801
Yeah the sites shit, I tried another photo and got this. I'm 21
>>53153520
dry muffin thing forgot name
pram
tap
lolly
>>53153773
>>53153771
idiots
pram is the older style kind for newborns that is like a bed on wheels. not a chair
t. grandmother
SCAWN LADS INNIT XDD
>>53153845
>The bit where he finally shags her in the woods
>>53153850
im wiling to admit, he is quite hot
>>53153877
got a suprise for you coming right up
>>53153897
>Tfw no hot headed possessive italian gf
>>53153801
Update, just used better lighting and got hot wtf
>>53153520
scone
pram
tap
ice lolly
How do poems that weren't originally in English manage to rhyme after being translated?
>>53153520
Circlecake
Babyroller
Water controller
Frozen flavour
i'm dependable, but not afraid of the occasional premium lager
>>53153933
Poetry is art, and art is universal
>>53153933
Hmmm
>>53153830
buns
>>53153914
do you have this image where he has buckfast in his hand
>>53153518
>>53153669
She seems genuinely braindead to me. I genuinely wouldn't want to shag her because I'd feel like I'd taken advantage.
Like a child or something.
>>53153897
london
>>53153926
>lighting is important in not looking like shit in photos
not exactly breaking new ground here la
I thought she was the one
>>53153946
Laughed hard at this post desu. Keep it up, Dane.
>>53153605
How rare are women who would fuck without protection?
>>53153687
the guy literally looks like an exact asian version of one of my good m8s
funnily enough he's the only guy I've ever been sexually attracted to
>>53153917
Very excited
>>53153850
I assume this has been done already, but I've been at work all day.
are you guys gonna ban trump?
>>53153970
No sorry
Coffee and light jazz lads. Anime later.
>>53153933
They don't
None of Rumi's shit rhymes
>>53153976
i want a gf that looks exactly like her but has a better personality
>scone
>>53153830
A barm.
Good %something% pals.
Tell about ur "triagle realtionships"
>enlishmans - irishmans - scottishmans
what do u think about each others? How are u living together?
>>53153976
I don't think a single person on that show has an IQ over 100.
>>53153520
kek
rubber baby buggy bumper
spigot
skewered frost
Dude brits lmao
>>53154011
Probably not.
>>53153994
then youre about to be extremely disappointed and bored
>>53154022
No problem, Thanks
>>53153576
>>53153589
>>53153617
>>53153621
>>53153635
>>53153661
>>53153662
>>53153710
>>53153724
>>53153771
>>53153773
>>53153780
>>53153843
>>53153847
>>53153857
>>53153874
>>53153878
>>53153902
>>53153929
>>53153934
>not a single ice pop
wut
not even the taigs?
everyone calls it an ice pop in my family and where i used to live
>>53154046
JOY
>Coffee and light jazz lads.
>Charlotte best girl
>Not Vicky
Pleb taste tbqh
>>53153986
idk, I wouldn't fuck an escort without a condom.
bit of a silly question mate.
my word , such a lot of fuss about nothing . this behaviour is perfectly normal , just hijinks you could say , instead of blaming them we should realise that we are the racsists for blaming them . they are in a strange land and as such they cannot be accused of wrong doing . I suggest a hug a muslim day throughout Europe . invite them into your home , introduce them to your daughters , you know it makes sense
Just watched this movie. It was pretty good, lads
Wahey!
over 100 posts in and you fuckers are still talking about scones
that is IT
i am DONE with this thread. i am DONE with this board. fuck all of you.
>>53154089
make like your flag and leaf this thread
Literally hate my life desu haha
>>53154011
no
there will hopefully be a shitstorm if we did
>>53153465
All Geordies should be killed desu.
>>53154056
Rasheed
>>53154087
i was going to say ice pop but i went for the meme option
>>53153933
iirc Asterix was actually written in both French and English by the authors to make sure the jokes were still good
>>53154098
Vicki was the worst. at least everyone else resigned to the fact they're stupid. Vicki acts like she goes back to her room after a night out and reads russian literature or works on the riemann hypothesis.
irene
>>53154087
>ice pop
>>53154144
>scones
good lad
HIGH TEST is scientifically proven to be stunning
>>53154184
is ice lolly a meme? it sounds memeish
red beans & rice or spicy noodles for din-din?
new gimmick:
read every reply as if they're replying to the post directly above them
find the funniest ones out of context.
>>53153796
Any essential tips for my first time? Btw I'm a virgin at age 27
>>53154144
>A yanks stopping browsing 4chan
Oh wow what a tragedy
>Pat McFadden sacked as shadow Europe minister over "disloyalty" to leader Jeremy Corbyn, Labour Party sources say
>>53154087
must be an american thing desu the candians said popsicle the aussie said ice block
>>53154215
How is that high test
>>53154004
>45 years
I was having a nice breakfast but some Chinese came and sat near me. ffs
thanks lads
>27 year old virgin
good gimmick
>>53154144
>scones
good lad
>>53154242
americans say popsicle lad
>>53154251
How do you tell the difference?
>>53154251
say hi to her
>>53154228
>>53154230
kekkly kek
>>53154251
kirr him
>>53154251
good. get fucked you dumb weeb. go back to your hotel and watch anime
>>53154251
lift embargo
>>53154230
you're probably going to be a nervous wreck and not be able to keep an erection
not even joking
probably take viagra and drink a few beers beforehand
haha
>>53154230
you'll be shit and cum within minutes, simple as that for everyone's first time
most people just get it out of the way when the girl is shit too
>>53154243
She's not skinny 2bh
>>53154279
accents if speaking japanese
if speaking chinese its even more obvuos
corbz
>>53153520
British muffin
stroller
tap
Popsicle
(You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You)
:^)
>>53153845
M8 they bang at the end of part one. There should be 33 chapters in part one btw
>>53154259
I fucking wish I was joking mate
haters btfo
based
https://www.rt.com/uk/327990-preacher-islam-satanic-ireland/
>Hello la's im a scouser
>>53154217
I meant "frozen on the cob"
>Saudi men complain of harassment by women in shopping centre--Male shoppers complained about being cat-called and followed by women
where's my saudi woman?
how can one man be such a musical genius?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihyQf8mww3o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AWIqXzvX-U
>literally can't get above nice on AI attractiveness page
new gimmick:
future quoting - quote a post that hasn't been made yet, refresh your page when it's made.
>>53154490
>>53153520
1. Puffy small edible cushion
2. car for babies powered by walking
3. shiny turning valve that flows water
4. frozen liquid with sugar on a stick
>waited ages to post a special thread where all the foreign posters could bully us for being a degenerate spiritual wasteland of a country
>literally nobody replies to it at all
I hate yanks so much
>>53154346
http://desustorage.org/int/search/text/27%20virgin/
lol
>>53154390
you've got so many machines richard
>>53154406
it was a trick to get you to upload your photos to samaritans dataset. you've opened yourself up to targeting.
>>53154279
They spoke.
>>53154298
Fuck off piggu
New gimmick :
try to guess your own post number
>>53154450
I'll be moving to Birmingham to live with my bf soon.
What can you brits tell me about it?
TO ALL BRITLADS AND AMERICANS
SCONES=/=BISCUITS
SCONES ARE SWEET AND OFTEN HAVE FRUIT IN THEM
BISCUITS ARE SALTY, SERVED HOT AND SAVORY AND EXTREMELY BUTTERY
thanks 4 ur itention
>>53154380
oh ok
Really want to savagely fuck my cousin's fat fiancee
>>53154342
wew my ebook went to part 2 at 3% into the book what a cockup, cheers for letting me know I would have read on and it would make no sense haha
>>53154356
Glad he got off it I always liked him
just bought a do-rag
>I'll be moving to Birmingham
>>53154466
its a nice place with lots and lots of white people
>>53154460
>new
>>53154466
full of pakis
literally
>>53154466
I hope you respect Islam.
>>53154466
its lovely. you'll have a great time
>>53161234
quality post me lad :^)
I don't wanna fuck I wanna make love
>>53154466
It's a shithole full of blacks and pakis. No amount of love is worth living there.
>>53154536
alright let's have a go!
>>53154487
aw shit nigga i bet u look fresh as fuck
dont mind me just replying to this post with trips like a little legend
>>5315555
>>53154488
>that first image
michel a cute!!
>>53154432
>I'm a half virgin, if sucking a friend's dick counts.
Fucking hungary
>>53154466
it's aight
>>53154514
brb next month
>>53154527
This desu
>>53154539
youre shit at this lad
>>53154390
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8_vJY4EGd0
>>53154442
>>53154466
it's bostin mate
So last month my grandmother died and has left me her property in monaco, tenerife and australia and her 6 bedroom with 10 surrounding acres, is there a way I can trade this for a London flat like a 1 bedroomer or a 2 bedroomer as The apartments are tenanted and I don't want to evict people
>>53154600
doing a post
hey junior where's your little girlfriend
BTFO
>>53153994
actually hold on are you on mobile at the moment my pet your flag isnt showing
can't wait till I'm a 20 year old virgin lads
Honestly this is kind of amazing
>>53154620
me on the left
>that face thing only gives me a ranking of "ok"
Fuming
>>53154320
She's not chubby either
Looks slim
round 2
im fucking lost my virginty when i was 15 back in pakistan, how the fuck are you still a virgin
>>53154662
haha what am i like
>>53154666
>tfw im the only person in this thread who can reply to themselves with trips
get on my level scrubs
How can you unironically be a virgin past the age of 20? How hard is it to get an escort or just get a fat girl from tinder. Fuck me lads.
>>53154628
Put in Mark Davies
>>53154649
winkelwagentje
chips
gymp
bank
poured 4 and a half 215g bags of haribo into a tub now i'm eating out of it with a spoon
>>53154649
Trolley
Crisp
Shoe/converse
settee
>>53154659
Rape doesn't count dinesh
>>53154649
trolley
crisps
trainer
settee
>>53154708
cuck
>>53154663
3 off
FUCK
>>53153699
No joke might have been me
I was pissing myself when it was on /Eire/ first
>>53154649
good gimmick
trolley
crisps
shoe
settee
>>53154661
>>53154662
WIZARD
>>53154665
I found it hard to flirt with chicks on tinder, I had like 200 matches but I couldnt get it to go anywhere
>>53154715
going to suceed
>>53154661
>>53154662
excellent lad
>>53154649
trolley
crisps
shoe
sofa
>>53154649
trolley
crisps
shoe
sofa
>>53154649
trolley
turmeric
vans
casting couch
>>53154742
