god bless the queen edition
crayon pop
redpill me on caralad
>>53151220
i don't have anything in my corner
>>53151154
its already too late, everyone in america already has more than 1 gun
>>53151250
Posting Cara pics is all he has in life
>>53151250
Its actually cara on VPN
>>53151175
You are dumb mate you'll get more returns the earlier you start saving.
Unless your doing the live fast die young, in which case do as you will
>>53151072
fair do's. it wont be proper hot when you go though will it; heard japan gets grimly humid but dont know when exactly
>>53151115
another lancashire turned up and it was just awful, had to switch
>going to bed soon
weak cunt
>page 3
fucking retard
>>53151250
pathetic loser with no friends, spends his life in a general. no one knows anything about him because there's to know beyond cara or GTA.
his is literally worthless, and recently NEET again.
what are the best sandwich toppings?
>mfw a girl comes in to my apartment, sees the financial times and economist on the table, and my bookshelf full of philosophers books
the bird'll literally cream her pants desu lads
>>53151213
Wait so hang on
Isn't /brit/ meant to be a thread for British people?
If so why is a Dutchman starting it?
>>53151308
>>page 3
>
>fucking retard
where have you been all day then rudeboy
Has brum been around lately lads?
>>53151296
>you'll get more returns the earlier you start saving.
alri explain then
not planning to die young just like living frivolously
>I'm going or have been on holiday to Japan
>>53151250
ginger
Azusa
>>53151319
cum
hey can i learn english here?
i need a good english because i will have a lot of sex with british girls in this summer :P
>>53151308
i know he's 6'5 desu
>>53151103
They did inform me in advance but I couldn't be there (prior arrangements).
Still the wide open wardrobe when I came back from work today left a bad taste.
It looks like they went through my ironed shirts since I space them out but they were all shoved in one corner.
All in all nothing but horrid experiences with letting agencies in the UK.
>>53151301
soz bruv
>>53151308
I'm his friend
>>53151250
Pretty sure I killed him on GTA on the ps4, it was someone called "caradevforlife" and was breathing heavily down the mic
I only have 2k in the bank
The rest is in stocks and bonds like a sensible person
herpes?
>>53151308
>>page 3
>fucking retard
>>53151319
Roast beef, Stilton, caramelised onion chutney, lettuce.
>>53151408
alri x
>>53151416
>2k canadian
so about a fiver is it? haha
>>53151241
>i like when she pooped in the bucket
wait what
can you fap to this
>>53151412
don't play gta on the ps4 nor have i played the game for months
caralad is the best poster here, everyone else is an autistic shite from reddit
>>53151372
>chicken
>spicy mayo
>chorizo
>lettuce
>tomatoes
>>53151412
that sounds like the first line of some copypasta
Has the janny just giving up on /brit/?
>>53151319
chicken
bacon
tomato
chilli mayo
ooh baby
>>53151319
Depends on the sandwich
Deli mustard is quite good on most things
Same with a bit of brown sauce
>>53151376
there is literally no one in this general as shallow as him. there is genuinely nothing going on in his life and his personality is forged from a shit robot from the 90s or something.
he's actually intriguingly boring.
got called a racist at the job centre
need to end my life
>>53151357
Say I put my 5k into a pension now
On average its reasonable to expect your money to double every 10 years
By the time I'm sixty that 5k is now 80k
Now putting it in a pension is bit of a commitment but you get the idea. I've actually already got £600 in my pension, 70% of which is from my employee.
>>53151523
Rorke
>>53151392
oh well nighty night boyo
>>53151483
thanks la
>>53151516
you sure sound like someone people would like to be around
>>53151523
why were you being racist in the job centre?
I use reddit quite often
this man comes up to your gf and slaps her bum
what do you do?
>>53151523
what for?
>>53151539
>advice is your employee sticking money into a pension something which is happening to everyone anyway
ye cheers bruv
>le caralad is boring
because he isn't a cringy autistic fuck like you
>>53151301
No I'm going in march or April or as last resort may
>>53151509
tomato is a shit topping
dropped
>>53151442
solid
>>53151583
Watch him bumble around apologising then laugh as he scuttles out and pisses himself.
>>53151583
honestly think i'd get up in his disgusting face
>He doesn't have a blog dedicated to our lord and saviour Reviewbrah
https://www.tumblr.com/blog/reviewbrahthings
>>53151564
i'm just so surprised someone as dead behind the eyes as you exists is all.
i would genuinely rather talk to an airhead about celeb gossip because with you it would just be silence because there is nothing going on inside your mind.
coconut milk is GOAT
>>53151564
your commitment to caraposting is literally an inspiration to me. Stay strong dutch man.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUgie1Iz0Tk
>>53151643
feeding the homeless muslim refugees* you forgot
>>53151593
was being racist
well i never
just shat out a whole intact mushroom
>>53151607
You asked me to explain how saving when you are 20 is worth it.
The other bit was a little blog. I also meant employer.
Washed my crusty bedsheets
No longer crusty
Time to make them their old self
>>53151643
Me on the left.
did a wee outside
think i was spotted :o
>>53151618
Because spending all day everyday in a general for a country you're obsessed with because of 1 SJW slag isn't autistic? he recently lost his data entry job. he will be in the same situation in a decade from now.
he's a cardboard cutout human.
>>53151683
is that the one from gone girl
amazign desu
>>53151703
in the job centre?
>>53151657
just because i don't blog everything i do? this is 4chan not my blog m8 don't need to know what i do
>>53151727
where do posh hotels buy their bedsheets? i want bedsheets like those
>>53151657
You the pleb from reddit?
>>53151743
chat shit about caralad once more I will bang you in the head
>>53151745
Yeah, it was at the job centre
>spilled a tin of beer on my jeans
>girl I liked goes home thinking i've pissed myself
are nymphs just sluts or are they different
>>53151630
good lad
>>53151730
are you a real wop
VERY IMPORTANT
http://strawpoll.me/6460860
http://strawpoll.me/6460860
http://strawpoll.me/6460860
posting on the rest of /int/ instead of /brit/ lads ahaha
moving to thailand next year lads, gonna make some serious cash
Most of the emails I've collected are British, think they're less likely to fool for my trick
Cara's an SJW feminist skank with no ass no hips and no tits
Maisie is an ugly dog
>>53151819
>drinking from a "tin"
>>53151250
he doesn't like welsh people and this makes me sad since i don't know what we did to him
>>53151842
i do that occasionally
the rest of the world is OBSESSED with britons its well weird
This is the most reddit thread I have been in this year
>>53151850
shes got tits though
>>53151873
Does he?
Bit rude
Most of these fedora images are trilbys. Maybe we should rethink this meme and call it "tips trilby"
>>53151845
>thailad subsequently moves to cambodia
>>53151835
No I'm a true Rasheed.
would be mental to win the lottery
imagine your life if you suddently got rich tomorrow
want to start getting the train to work tbqhqyls
it's more than double the car journey and have to get up an hour earlier but it's much comfier and I could get so much done on commute
>i consume beverages contained within glass vessels, or i dont consume at all
>>53151873
do i? i shit on scotland because of one scottish poster here 2bh but don't remember anything about wales
>>53151882
We are the chosen ones.
>>53151873
you're scum
>>53151904
Can he kiddy fiddy there too
>>53151913
idiot tax
>Most of these fedora images are trilbys. Maybe we should rethink this meme and call it "tips trilby"
>Most of these fedora images are trilbys. Maybe we should rethink this meme and call it "tips trilby"
>ywn stick your face in her butthole for eternity
Why live?
>>53151308
>bullying caralad
FUCK OFF
just
FUCK OFF NOW
running a bath
i shall soon become quite nude
>>53151913
They just changed our lottery so it's impossible to win now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zuuObGsB0No
>love
would you fug
>>53151993
wahey
saucy
>Middle east/africa has an oppressive culture and blatant patriarchy
>Cultures obviously come and are perpetuated by the people who live in them
>But immigrants from middle east/africa are all nice, tolerant and firm believers in western ideals and beliefs
Not Rorke, but do lefties seriously believe this? I get not hating people based purely on their race and the idea that people can integrate into a new society but this is just dumb. I mean, if I moved to the Congo I don't think I'd suddenly start raping women and being cool with AIDS.
>>53151976
imagine pondering something retarded for 2 days
rate my beard lads, i think its coming along nicely
>>53151927
maybe it's another dutch user 2bh i remember there used to be 2 of you in here regularly
all i know is i've seen a dutch anon specifically take the piss out of wales on a few occasions and it hurts my feelings since genuinely we're barely just about even a nation 2bh, only just one level above cornwall-tier so bullying wales makes me proper insecure haha x
are any other generals on /int/ any good?
i don't get why anyone would hate caralad
seems as long as you post here regularly enough you will be hated no matter what you do
>>53151996
wasnt it always impossible to win?
>>53152017
Nicky
Looks like Ian's got his mind on the prize already
>>53152017
TASH
A
S
H
>>53152028
>hey i know, let's promote peace, love and tolerance by importing millions of poor uneducated people from ultra-religious, ultra-conservative, ultra-intolerant and quasi-fascist countries.
>what could possibly go wrong?
![[gabagools externally].png](https://i.imgur.com/AHjlGKk.png "[gabagools externally].png")
>you are now imagining that girl you like clean her vag in the shower
>>53152048
Not really.
>be slav
>be bald
>have mustache and goatee
>have third unrelated briton in the past six months mention I look like Lenin
What's with you lot and Lenin?
>>53152028
Refugees are fleeing persecution in such countries, therefore must by definition not agree with them
>>53152047
it could've been me to be fair s-sorry
>>53151988
i've noticed this happens a lot with twatposters on this site like caramong, craven and a few others.
even though lisicki is a complete and utter cringeworthy retard people will miss him when he eventually stops posting because people on here are so autistic they like the comfort of having something consistent in their life, even if it's a mong welsh teenager.
even this yank heritage tripfag will be missed if he keeps up this shit gimmick for long enough.
>>53152048
not really
>>53152028
most who want to come here do so because they dislike that hyper traditional way of life. many are christian like us. so many in saudi arabia despise the regime. it's actually a bit of a mystery how it has held together so long
>>53152050
i just assume it's a rasheed thing
LADS HELP
signing on for the first time tomorrow and i haven't filled out my booklet yet
can't remember anything from the past few weeks, what do i fill it with?
>>53152097
Well it was very unlikely before. It's almost impossible to win the jackpot now, like the 6th week it's rolled over (and that was when they started it).
>>53152048
culture pals :3
>>53152017
Tash
>>53152028
liberalism (equality before the law, freedom of speech, free trade, egalitarianism etc) isn't western, it's universal
>>53152160
just smear some poo on the pages
>>53152128
is that a picture of you?
you really do look a lot like lennon
>>53152139
>but only the men
>>53152050
Starting to hate that crayon cunt who keeps posting
>>53152028
>>53152109
Rorke
>>53151308
>no one knows anything about him
this is false
>>53152160
just write 3 things like looked for jobs in newspaper
looked for jobs online
asked family if any jobs are going
>>53152232
dead meme. fuck off.
>>53152229
yeh same
>>53152160
Haven't signed on for a few years but can't you just make something up? Just put you filled in an application form for a few supermarkets, asked in a few shops etc.
Might have changed since I was on JSA.
>>53152144
not really
lisicki's a tool
caralad is actually funny and makes interesting some of the time
>>53152128
Post a pic of yourself
>be me
>get subway (veggie burger, delish)
>go back to my building front door, see qt with a carry on bag fumbling for keys
>let her get keys whilst i stand there forcing spaghetti back down into my pockets
>say some smooth line in spanish like ayy baby u back home now
>she doesnt speak spanish
>i switch to english
>small talk walking up stairs, say bye cos i live on first floor and have shit chat
>come here to shitpost
>knock on my door
>it's the qt
>shes locked out
>almost instant lob-on
>i offer a phone to get in touch with flatmates
>i'm hiding behind the kitchen divider thing hiding my hard willy whilst talking to flemish hotty
>offer her some veggie subway
>her mate comes to pick her up and she leaves
>add myself on her still logged in fb
>log on to mine and accept it
>come here to post this
fucking gassed tbqh lads
>>53152169
i'd like to do that if I wasn't so autistic 2bh
Lads what if joffrey isnt Roberts son?
#WHITED
If she hadn't made her facebook friends list private, I'd have 100+ dumb Poles to exploit
>>53152229
>starting
i've gone on full autismo level about the chinkposters for well over a few weeks now they really need to fuck off imo
not sure whether kpop or kyary posters are the worst.
dislike anime heavily as well
>>53152276
IDS is in charge now. m8
UC is much more harsh
>>53152305
MILKED
>>53152295
>>add myself on her still logged in fb
>>log on to mine and accept it
That's weird mate. Should have added her properly.
>>53152144
>when he eventually stops posting
Lisicki still posts?
>>53152295
>>add myself on her still logged in fb
>>log on to mine and accept it
>>come here to post this
Poleaboo is jealous
>>53152305
typical kshit human detritus
colour me surpised
>>53152282
you know i'm right. not right now but i will be. it happens to every person even remotely memorable, it's the nostaliga tinted glasses.
link me to ANY post cara's made that was funny. he is the most boring and unoriginal person in this thread. fucking DORMER offers more of a personality to this board.
>>53152305
Do you think we all look the same to them?
>>53152385
gimmick
Business Idea:
We all put £10 into a fund. This fund gets to a £1000. Someone good at statistics/ finance bets on the stock market. We all become millionaires overnight.
CBB is just normie: the show
HEY
>>53152296
>too autistic for a penpal
wew
>>53152385
Good gimmick
>>53152418
yeh im good at that shit. give me the money lads and i'll sort you out.
>>53152441
hey cutie
Is that German lad angry about the inspector ruining his ordnung here?
Or and kraut for that matter?
Is it true that in Dutchland you don't have pies?
>>53152418
>Someone good at statistics/ finance bets on the stock market
i can do that part
have the money sent to me and i'll send the millions back later
>>53152296
Would recommend, it helped me finally be able to talk to girls decently enough.
>>53152418
i can invest it lads, trust me im a jew
just stick the money in me paypal
>>53152418
>bet on the stock market
not you then
>>53152418
>£50,000,000 from £1,000 invested in a day
>>53152440
intellectual poison for the masses of pigs to slurp up from the cultural trough
>>53152418
Nah lad
Ive got the name of a good horse though
>>53152418
deposit 10 pounds a month into my e-trade account and i'll gladly be /brit/'s fund manager
my dad works with nentendo so your moneys in good hands with me
I don't talk to girls they only talk bout their feelings
>>53152363
>>53152350
autistic flair lads, i actually just asker her normally and she said yes, we are basically dating now
>>53152466
Sounds great.
*Gives money*
>>53152302
the crown goes to renly
Austria bro where are you?
Which one lads
>>53152532
fuck off paki
So what's Merkel going to do about these hundreds of sexual assaults by Muslims on NYE?
Post your abnormie credentials
>>53152511
Post bank account details and ill send over the money
>>53152418
i always thought that if a lot of people on 4chan worked together on some sort of a project that we could all get rich together tbqh
there should be some sort of meeting of the minds of /brit/ to see how we can dominate the world...
>>53152363
poleaboo is a cretin im reporting to the authorities
>Got a snap from a girl at 10:30 saying "What're you doing tonight?"
>Send a reply saying "Video games" with a pic of EUIV
>It's been opened with no reply
>Just now realised where I went wrong
Should've been playing CKII instead
r8 my daily lexicon, lads
>Yep.
>Hi.
>You too
>haha
>*smiles*
>>53152403
>other autists
talk in /brit/ about all manner of topics. you don't engage
>other waifu autists
post British waifus. Cara and Maisie, Marina and Daisy, Charli and Liz are all British women, so it makes sense they're in /brit/
you post east asian singers nobody else has even heard of
it's like a meme you tried to start that didn't catch on
why are you here
>>53152443
well yeah you're talking one-to-one. It's defo a normie sport
>>53152578
this is a bit weird texas
>>53152568
:O
*Does a cry*
Cara Tbh
have a willy a lads
Unilad or The Lad Bible?
>>53152591
4chan is full of slightly below average people that think theyre above average these days tbqh
>>53152605
I've learned the hard way... most girls aren't that into grand strategy games.
>>53152418
It's a shame Craven isn't here. He maintains the family fortune playing the stock market.
>>53152578
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5000 word essay due in next weekend havent started
>>53152619
>talking one on one to a girl is normie
WEW
>>53152648
The Sad Bible
It's time for vengeance time for war
lol @ this 2bh
>>53152651
yep you've just described everyone on the internet
>Should've been playing CKII instead
>>53152594
>I reported one of those vile abnormies, did I do good, massa?
You're cucked by the normies m8
>>53152648
>gouging your 3rd eye out
Business idea:
call someone regularly on their cell phone. Stop.
>>53152672
Cherry picked in the same way that racists on here do it.
>>53152704
NO ONE OPEN THIS
>>53152728
fuck off yank
>>53152728
At what time if day?
>>53152569
Ignore them. That or play it as a sexist attack and say there is a problem, but it's with muh soggy knee and ignore the fact that they are shitskins and the rapes are on her hands.
ever since i left the city you
>>53152470
ok?
Is this accurate?
>>53152762
it's actually at night you complete fucking retard fuck off maori sheep shagging CUNT
>>53152776
FUCK OFF, WE ALREADY HAVE ONE RETARDED EUROPEAN ON HERE
>>53152395
kek
the irony
>>53152672
good lads
>>53152776
superior drake qoon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSG-Ggn6Z_c
Hello.
>>53152805
>postlord
>>53152805
Yeah, wanna play the battle of gridlington online ? I'm pretty good at it
>>53152816
You fuck off my /brit/
>that guy who laughs at his own posts
>>53152805
All except Autumn, don't know where they got that one from. We call it fall here too.
>>53152762
i think our profit margins will be best if we phone late night.
>>53152805
yeh
>>53152728
so they make a really popular shitty song called 'you used to call me on my cell phone' and you splits the moneys? cos that's already been done mate
>>53152823
Never knew there were Drake hipsters
Hotline bling is his only good onr
>>53152859
just 6 years left
>>53152816
You seem to be upset
We could be rich if we worked together as a hivemind but we're lost in memes and post-irony. We could build something.
>>53152828
watching her open packs as well m8 haha
>>53152859
8.5 years left till my wizard powers, fuck all yall
>>53152440
bunch of literal whos
bit cold out
>>53152888
drake has tunes for days
>>53152042
Especially since information on random number generation by computers is easily found and anyone who understands what a computer actually is an how it works will know that it cannot produce a random number by definition.
>>53152920
/brit/ can't even organise a meetup in a pub
Marched with a qt lads, good opening line? She's a horsegirl
>le epik psots xP
>>53152305
babyface/10
