dubs edition
Azusa
pakis in
Azusa
>>53052487
muslimdating.com
maisie
>>Lots of autistic people on /brit/ make menial posts, because nothing eventful ever happens to them, so the only material they have to post are meme images, copy pastas, anime, or boring, pointless, mundance posts about having something to eat, drink, have a poo, or their distaste for 'normies'
>Wasn't always like this, only started being really /r9k/ in 2015. Wish all the autists would just kill themselves desu
>>53052541
>only started being really /r9k/ in 2015
t. first day poster AGAIN
kpop desu lads
crayon pop
>>53052609
me on the left
>>53052609
>Autistic Bear
There is no formula for generating the authentic warmth of love. It cannot be copied. You cannot talk yourself into it or rouse it by straining at the emotions or by dedicating yourself solemnly to the service of mankind. Everyone has love, but it can only come out when he is convinced of the impossibility and the frustration of trying to love himself.
Pacients from zhou
>>53052638
>what is 9/11
haha
>>53052609
would rather sand off my dick than have sex with this lot
>Poleaboos mum is saying he's spending too much time on the computer
>>53052487
http://www.elitesingles.co.uk/
>only £80 a month
>>53052664
nice ctrl+c/v work there, have a (You)
>>53052638
wtf
>>53052663
no im not
im portuguese-american
>/brit/ only started being really /r9k/ in 2015
how can people be this uninformed
>>53052609
nip
MODS
>>53052684
bit gay this
>>53052732
uniforms are a uk thing lad, they don't really have them in the states or aus
>Girlfriend lent me her old phone because my phone broke
>Find a video on it of her sucking off her ex
>Feel sick, nearly over react and dump her
>Calm down and realise its not her fault
BUT
The guys dick is clearly bigger than mine, could anyone give an estimate of the size?
I was happy with my 6x6 but his looks bigger.
Also how do i get over this sick feeling, in my head I'm like "that fucking slut" but it's not unusual to give your bf a bj.
Its messing me up tho any advice would help
>>53052697
now what sort of woman would pay that
reminder to contact Janny immediately when threads are posted early by yank namefags
>>53052764
fuck off normie twat
>>53052760
You lost?
>>53052764
>she kept the video
good on you for dumping her
>>53052726
I've observed you on several sites and we've interacted more than you know
I know exactly who you are
Our last interaction was in /lat/
>>53052763
in chicago they have uniforms, but its not as strict as uk or ireland
in my school it was khaki shorts and a black shirt
>>53052764
>I was happy with my 6x6
haha, wow. That is tiny. My dick is literally 3 centimetres longer than that
>>53052764
Post the fucking video lad
>>53052827
No bb I come back everyday just for you
>>53052831
you musta looked like little gypos tbħ that sounds so pikey
>>53052764
save the video and if you ever break up with her you can send it to her dad or something for the bants
https://instasync.com/r/belfastla1
https://instasync.com/r/belfastla1
https://instasync.com/r/belfastla1
https://instasync.com/r/belfastla1
https://instasync.com/r/belfastla1
>>53052682
I mean Brit deaths obviously.
>>53052828
>i post in /lat/
AJAJAJAJAJA EL CHICANO UNA VELA LOS AMIGOS CHICAGO CHICANO
>>53052764
Stop posting this shit, faglord
>>53052896
wasnt very obvious
>>53052877
yeah it was ugly as fuck
i was the only white person there
Been absolutely hangin all day lads
who else /worktomorrow/
Disgusting to think that 90% of this was porn
You know why /lit/ is by far more retarded than /b/?
Cause /b/ is conscious about its own lack of quality, of anything great, of reason, sense, judgment; you name it. You go there expecting shit, and shit you get.
/lit/, on the other hand, is full of pretentious anons and kids of all ages trying to live "a literary lifestyle" and argue about "deep subjects", trying too hard to explain nothing and seem intelligent, when in fact you're not better in any sense. Its exactly the same shit, just that it comes in a different envelope.
tl;dr /b/ is honest shit and /lit/ pretentious shit.
>>53052941
>post pointlessly aggressive (You)
>get nice reply
thats a +1 for namefag tsuu barbosa
>>53052902
We've actually discussed my heritage before and my Grandfather lived in County Kerry
I am totally white
>/brit/
>>53052941
>wasn't very obvious
>in a /brit/ thread
JF OUT
>>53052988
/mu/ is the same desu
>>53053009
i'll shit you out like yesterdays sausage you bot-trotting prick
>>53052764
>>>/r9k/25465038
here's the original lads
>>53052861
>>53052972
wew
>>53052764
dump the slag you fucking retard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZONjvcgkweY
>>53053036
/mu/ hasn't been legitimately pretentious in years.
It's just a black hole of post-irony and shitposting.
what does jf mean lads?
selling a jgf
Literally need Taylor Swift to stamp on my bollocks until they are a puréed mess
>>53053119
just friends
>>53052764
She's keeping that video for her late night consumption m8.
Dump her.
>>53053119
jack frost, used to refer to people from cold climates
>>53053055
Literally the same size as mine
>You know why /lit/ is by far more retarded than /b/?
>Cause /b/ is conscious about its own lack of quality, of anything great, of reason, sense, judgment; you name it. You go there expecting shit, and shit you get.
>/lit/, on the other hand, is full of pretentious anons and kids of all ages trying to live "a literary lifestyle" and argue about "deep subjects", trying too hard to explain nothing and seem intelligent, when in fact you're not better in any sense. Its exactly the same shit, just that it comes in a different envelope.
>tl;dr /b/ is honest shit and /lit/ pretentious shit.
>>53053003
>irish
>white
lmao
Anyone here ever cheated on someone?
>>53053207
Yeah, got away with it too
>>53053171
cold out
>>53052975
think you might be addicted la
>>53053183
good post
>>53053196
t. Mickey O'doul
>>53053207
dogged on someone
which is different i guess
>Hes over the age of 9
>He still goes on /b/ or /v/
Genuinely why?
>>53053231
irish weather
>>53053242
t. jamal laqueefson
http://www.ft.com/cms/s/0/38e77ce4-b217-11e5-8358-9a82b43f6b2f.html#axzz3wDbCFgxn
kippers btfo
>>53053207
If by cheat you allow making out with other girls, then yes.
>>53053227
How'd you feel about it?
My gf is amazing but I have the opportunity to fuck someone who will literally fulfill my every fantasy. I feel like this opportunity won't come along again in a very long time
>>53053264
/v/ has only been awful for a few years to be fair
>>53053264
I like videogames
>>53053083
You're my favorite bully Yorkshire x
>>53053277
>How'd you feel about it?
Fine desu. She didn't find out and I got to have mental hotel sex with another girl. Always assumed you'd feel guilty, but Inever really did. It was a bit stressful to begin with, paranoid that she'd find out but she never did.
>>53053207
yeah m8 banged a 6 when i was dating a 7
pointless tbqh
>>53053277
What fantasies?
>>53053306
Its full of 12 year olds. You can tell by the way they post. I've literally seen some of them use elipses
>>53053277
Don't be a twat
>started saying sausages in a really posh way to be ironic
>say it like that now without thinking about it
bugger me lads
>>53053335
fuck off nonce
>>53053277
You'll be more paranoid than guilty, I was anyway
>>53053322
FOY
>>53053348
>I've literally seen some of them use perfectly acceptable and normal punctuation
...
>>53053383
>Tfw slight lisp
>Tfw its really obvious when i say sausages
Shoot me
>>53053383
>pretended to laugh like jimmy Carr for a bit
>sometimes it legitimately slips in now
JUST
>>53053383
opposite happened to me lad
>talk with something of a german accent
>decide to impersonate the local culchie accent
>two years later dont know anything else
wew
>>53053330
Yeah that's pretty much how I imagine it.
>>53053335
Seems a bit odd la
>>53053336
Basically being the submissive one instead of dominant I've had to be with every girl ever
>>53053351
;^)
>>53053425
wew
![Funny_hat[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/FkXyJKf.jpg "Funny_hat[1].jpg")
>>53053277
>Cheating on your "amazing" girlfriend just because you can with some slag
>>53053434
>slight lisp
if you're the lad who posted his lisp on vocaroo the other month then it isn't slight at all
>>53053426
You know what i mean, its proper gay.
absolutely fuming ngl
if you want to keep me you've gotta gotta gotta gotta got to love me harder
>>53053464
She's amazing as a partner, not amazing in bed.
>>53053496
why are you so rude?
>>53053480
you're proper gay
>>53053473
Never voocaroo'd desu
>>53053519
Lace is ugly
Yeah I said it
>>53053496
good song
>>53053055
don't understand the fuss, that's a little one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ItJV68oYCY
B A N G E R
A
N
G
E
R
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ItJV68oYCY
>>53053560
bad lad
>>53053564
need a yank gf
>>53053519
what's cornwall's snapchat?
>3 friend just got engaged
>still a virgin watching fucking speedrunning on twitch
although I'd probably kill myself rather than marry one of them 2bh
You unironically dont need a dick longer than 6.5 inches and thicker than 5.5 inches. Only size queens prefer anything bigger than that and they're not good gf material anyway.
>>53052540
top lads
>>53053599
very very rude
Hows the rain lads?
News here is reporting England to be underwater.
Can't say it enough...Many people think that a suicide attempt is a selfish move because the person just does not care about the people left behind. I can tell you that when a person gets to that point, they truly believe that their loved ones will be much better off with them gone.This is mental illness not selfishness. TRUTH: Depression is a terrible disease and seems relentless. A lot of us have been close to that edge, or dealt with family members in a crisis, and some have lost friends and loved ones. Let's look out for each other and stop sweeping mental illness under the rug. If I don't see your name, I'll understand. May I ask my family and friends wherever you might be, to kindly copy and paste this status for one hour to give a moment of support to all those who have family problems, health struggles, job issues, worries of any kind and just need to know that someone cares. Do it for all of us, for nobody is immune. Hope to see this on the walls of all my family and friends just for moral support. I know some will!!! I did it for a friend and you can too. You have to copy and paste this one, no sharing. To copy simply hold your finger on the text and the copy option will appear. Click on it. Then click on your status and paste will appear. Thank you
>>53053641
what
>call on me is 13 years old
![628x471[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gKrq3T7.jpg "628x471[1].jpg")
>>53053499
>She won't kick me in the bollocks to get me started, so I'm entitled to an affair
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5qU7p7yOY8 tune ngl, though i wouldnt tell anyone irl that
>>53053657
thats up north where the pakis/teens thing happened
life is good down south, like usual
>>53053616
Yeah, lots of my mates have gotten married too but I wouldn't even sleep with any of their wives let alone marry one
>>53053692
t. good mate
>>53053690
>Living under sharia law
>Good
Achmed pls
>>53053690
Actually Rotherham (where the 'thing' happened) isnt flooded at all
my mums childhood friend is visiting from australia
she's fit as fuck lads. think my mum is mid 40's so she must be the same age
never looked at a woman so old and thought that i would before
>>53053673
Its hardly an affair, I'm not married you autist. I'm 21 and have a gf I will have more at the very most 6 months to a year more.
>>53053756
>he thinks it was just in rotherham
>>53053692
I'd sleep with two of them no problem
but the 3rd one I'd rather die in a hole
If he asks me to be best man I'm saying no
>>53053787
>oxford
>bristol
>luton
bugger off lad the pakis cause more problems in the south
>>53053745
muslims literally only live in london and birmingham
i live in an actual nice place with homely white people and countryside
>>53053787
Yeah i know that mate, but rotherham was the worst of the bunch
reminder that if you are 18-25 you are *peak* attractive for the entirety of your life
![grid-cell-27403-1375381429-37[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/rYihFHa.jpg "grid-cell-27403-1375381429-37[1].jpg")
>>53053780
>Its hardly an affair, I'm not married
>>53053770
do yo not know your mothers exact age
>>53053858
t. woman advice
men look better with a bit of age as long as they dont get fat
>>53053858
this is for women
men get richer and more attractive
>>53053851
>Countryside
*yawns loudly
Quite boring desu
>>53053858
Not true for males tbH
![American.Sniper.2014.1080p.BluRay.x264-SPARKS.mkv_snapshot_02.01.36_[2016.01.02_15.42.35].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/jtnjVfG.jpg "American.Sniper.2014.1080p.BluRay.x264-SPARKS.mkv_snapshot_02.01.36_[2016.01.02_15.42.35].jpg")
>>53053462
>tfw 24
>tfw mates are all starting to get married/start families
>mfw i won't for at least another decade cause i'll be travelling around like a tinker still
indifferent feel.
>>53053858
Nah that's for girls. Average guys peak late 20s/early 30s. Also our dating value keeps going up as we age whereas women's goes down
Anyone have the link to the Isis executing the British hostages?
Anyone seen The Man in the High Castle?
Boss wants me to meet up and network with a colleagues son
How the fuck does one initiate that? Fuck sakes.
>>53053923
someone posted it earlier but its really dull
the chap does sound like every curry shop owner in the country tho rather than the "u wot bruv" of jihadi john so theres that
>>53053890
ayy goin for a drive to the local makis now then gonna get stoned in a shed
cities are you even trying
>>53053901
>my cousin has a 29 year old boyfriend
>she's 22
>my sister has a 31 year old boyfriend
>she's 24
>my father is 50
>his new wife is 32
Mate, there's plenty of time for you
>>53053953
Yes, it's a neat little show
![dsc_6893[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Kkcm7Yd.jpg "dsc_6893[1].jpg")
>>53053923
>Anyone have the link to the Isis executing the British hostages?
>>53053983
>new wife
>>53054019
giving a (You) and a fedora at the same time is usually considered bad form m8
>>53053953
Watched the first episode and it seemed alright but worringly slow for a pilot episode
Why can't the BBC make drama we a bit of comic book escapism like this. Why do things have to be period dramas or gritty detective series
>>53054046
the license fee isn't paid so we can get capeshit garbage
>>53053851
>muslims literally only live in london and birmingham
>>53054038
Having a single mother was hard
>>53054046
>Why can't the BBC make drama
>what is luther
Which question would you answer?
>>53054076
license fee mentioned
why do yanks find this so funny lads? paying for a public broadcaster just makes sense, it's the nearest thing to a public good i can think of
>>53053901
sounds good 2bh
![man_with_the_hat__ii_by_basistka-d32qznp[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/qZX1LK4.jpg "man_with_the_hat__ii_by_basistka-d32qznp[1].jpg")
>Bad form
>On 4chan
Sorry, didn't realise this was a swish gig.
>>53054119
all of them
>>53054108
he didn't help raise you?
rate my skills lads
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fTKEIKFzWA
>>53054134
looking dapper
>>53054004
>neat
fuck off yank
What's your 2016 shower count lads?
I'm on 2 :/
>>53054119
>why did English armies target French civilians during the Hundred Years War?
Who cares? Probably 1 or 2 if I had studied beforehand
>>53053885
nope, i think 45 or 46
>>53053923
https://forum.deathaddict.com/showthread.php?382-ISIS-Executes-5-Alleged-Spies-and-Threatens-UK-Invasion
>>53054119
1. wasnt prussia vs france the big thing?
2. we're too edgy for frogs
3. banter
4. we make fun of short people
5. we dont own france is that it?
>>53054038
>new son
>>53054149
He didn't have a choice, mother told him to fuck off.
>>53054184
0, because I haven't had to go outside yet. I'll have one tomorrow though because dentist
>>53054232
didn't he have a legal right to see you a couple times a week or something?
i really want a gf lads
i've had a taster of what being in a mutually loving relationship is like and i really want that feel properly now
random slags is no satisfaction
>Back to work tommorow
>all I did for christmas was play ps4 and shitpost on /brit/
>>53054248
hate this pose tbqh
it's lies
>>53054267
sounds like time well spent
![Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 6 Episode 04 - The Lefty Call.avi_snapshot_18.06_[2016.01.03_21.42.39].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/LcisDIm.jpg "Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 6 Episode 04 - The Lefty Call.avi_snapshot_18.06_[2016.01.03_21.42.39].jpg")
>you will never fuck Tia Carrere in her prime
Just fuck my hopes and dreams up
fuck you all i got work to do bye bye
haha just joking lads
i am going though
xx
forgot to take my meds again
>>53054265
You can have mine. She couldn't be any nicer but I want to bang slags.
Just had my first shit of 2016 lads
>>53054331
YOU'RE NOT YOU WHEN YOU'RE OFF YOUR MEDS JACK
>>53054264
He had to get a new job halfway across the country because my mother kicked him out the house, He visited every other weekend but that's not exactly an upbringing.
>>53054267
Spent the entirety of the holiday being productive and contributing towards my future.
Can't tell anyone at work though because of the lower class crab mentality.
Just going to tell them I got shitfaced every day haha
>>53054331
what meds you clown
What should I watch?
>>53054343
fuck off french poster
my life begins tomorrow I promise
>>53054331
penis growth ones?
>>53054343
Jesus lad, I've had more than 6 or 7 so far
>>53054109
Same old people getting murdered and detectives fucking each other over a 2 hours period.
Fucking done a thousand times.
A format that peaked with Columbo.
>>53054370
Narcos
>>53054364
Based tall poppy bro
>>53054370
Might as well browse the front page of /r/all at that rate. Christ.
>>53054370
Mad Men
>>53054332
you're a fool, lad
>>53054419
>""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""BRO""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>>53054370
The K-On film
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HcdTWjtAb_k
never 4get
Trying to breed my Japanese shrimp lads. Bit of a pain 2bh
>>53054370
Dr. Spock, set phasers to Reddit!
>cousins of mine are Londoner
>they say that a gelato costs around 5 pounds
>they say a slice of pizza costs around 3.50 pound
Guys, what is wrong with you?
beginning to talk to myself lads
LADS RATE ME
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0dGAU1g1ZtQ
>>53054370
peaky blinders
>>53054478
weeb shrimp
shaking my head to be honest family member (laughing out loud)
>>53054489
fuck off
>>53054419
It's fucking mental; told them I updated my CV once and it was the talk of the fucking work that I hated everyone because I was looking for a new job.
Literally can't comprehend them.
>>53054481
Prices are that high due to being a capital city
haven't fapped this year yet
>>53054483
Pfft, been doing that for years and I'm still okay.
>>53054483
ive been doing that since i was 10
>>53054506
no
>>53054481
why do you moronic foreign cunts like you assume that London represents the entire country?
Fuck off you arab-spawn scum.
>>53054481
We're all fucking loaded m8
Kill the FUCKING jannies
>>53054462
top lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2nDzLtCGoFo
>>53054481
ye we have those gelato places with ridiculous prices pop up over the last few years but you never see anyone in them, pretty sure theyre all a front for organised crime
>>53054481
relevant cities and countries are expensive, generic southern european country (poor)
>>53054489
FOY
>>53054481
Fuck you, prices are not that different to Italy
>>53054483
I do that everytime i golf, i enjoy it massively
>>53054563
>>53054558
>>53054557
>>53054554
>>53054550
>>53054513
replying to this copypasta is some str8 up schoolboy shit lads
>>53054370
k-on
>>53054483
like this
I like to imagine kpop posters as the cute girls they post
>>53054599
you say this but the prices are about right
>>53054560
huh
got so many piss bottles lying around I've started giving them names
>>53054556
>Tfw rushing Covenant mongs on Halo wars online with loads of Warthogs
Goat RTS (on a console)
>I play golf
>>53054622
I fucking hope not
This is just in: Masked men with AKs rushing the studio of the biggest german newsreel and taking hostages. Channel went to black now.
More details soon.
Webm here: https://vid me/d6D3
>>53054622
Good news lads. The up part of my mania is setting in just in time for my return to uni. Going to be oozing joy and confidence and charisma until at least Thursday at this rate. Reckon I'll get a nice wee invite from a qt out of this.
>>53054664
>not being devilish and spamming ODSTs
Really want to cuddle up with a girl with nice soft chebs right now lads... absolutely pining for a bit of skin and skin contact... :( baka
Give me literally one reason why mass immigration is good apart from "cuisine" (a word to try and fluff up cheap dirty Chinese shops)
>>53054622
they're the opposite desu
>>53054599
>>53054682
That is fucking SURREAL
