happy easter edition
DARTH SIDIOUS: You will not stop me. Darth Vader will become more powerful than either of us.
willy
pakis in
maisie
Azusa
Ritsu
>>53050445
>irish get independence
>still don't have the whole of their island
lol
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH MY WILLY!!11!!!!!!
Never been abroad lads, going to Spain soon though.
just as count dooku predicted
[Yoda leaps after Palpatine, but Palpatine quickly turns and aims the full force of his energy bolts at the tiny green Jedi, catching him in mid-air and throwing him back hard against the Podium. The force causes Yoda to drop his lightsaber. Yoda blocks the lightning and throws Palpatine backwards off the podium. Yoda is knocked off the Podium and falls several hundred feet to the base of the Podium. Palpatine follows in his pod, searching for Yoda.]
>>53050520
>Darth Vader will become more powerful than either of us
He never really did though. Sidious was much more powerful. He just died because he was an old man and didn't expect Vader to turn on him.
crayon pop
>>53050566
allme
>>53050578
exactly vader was never that powerful tbqh
>45 minutes until I can finally go asleep
>That warm, comfy bed
>Up at 6 for wagecuckery
Who /backatwork/ here?
fuck off
MALDIVES WANKER, TELL ME WHY YOU WERE IN MALI
>>53050586
fedora: the kpop group
[Yoda straightens himself out.] Into exile I must go. Failed, I have. [Yoda and Bail fly into the traffic of the city.]
>>53050589
t. 120 likes
>>53050522
I beg your pardon
>>53050550
Grim life faŠ¼
>>53050609
Right here
>>53050609
same lad, up at 6 too
depressing isn't it
How to do roundabouts work lads?
If I'm facing somebody in the opposite direction and I want to turn right but they want to go straight ahead, who has priority?
>>53050639
because fuck you thats why
>>53050639
I said Male you melt
>>53050664
winky
>>53050639
he said he was male you idiot
http://youtube.com/watch?v=QhxgPKo0xxI
A cover of a soundtrack!
The Big Tasty is literally the only nice burger at McDonalds. Should be a permenant fixture desu, everything else from there sucks.
>>53050609
here
>tfw 5 nights a week job
>>53050697
Male, its a city
>>53050693
WHY WERE YOU THERE
>>53050743
because fuck you that's why
https://twitter.com/commienick/status/683448146786152449?lang=en-gb
>>53050679
LOTR Orcs appearances were based off of East Asians
>All orcs are often described as "slant-eyed"
>In one of his letters, Tolkien described Orcs as "...squat, broad, flat-nosed, sallow-skinned, with wide mouths and slant eyes; in fact degraded and repulsive versions of the (to Europeans) least lovely Mongol-types."
>>53050691
Priority always goes to cars coming around the roundabout from your right
fuck a bitch
in the face
like a boss
like her dad
like I'm rad
like I'm brad
like I'm chad
>>53050743
Dad's mate lives there
opinions on tattoos lads?
>>53050691
you're both going clock-wise, if you enter the roundabout at the same time you won't interfere with one another. If you're on the roundabout before him and he hasn't time to go, you have priority.
Youtube it lmao
[C-3PO carefully lifts Padme into his arms. R2-D2 nervously looks on, beeping]
>>53050718
Kill me
>>53050773
Delete this
>>53050741
>average_northern_city_right_now.jpg
Memes that are completely lost on me:
Communist twitter comments
Scots ''''dialect''' ''''banter''''
The new Star Wars thing
>>53050770
Literally a stalinist
https://twitter.com/commienick/status/683444090248269825?lang=en-gb
what is the FONT meme lads
>>53050578
I think that was because Vader got rekt by Obi Wan though. You can't reach your full potential if you have no arms and legs and are covered in burns.
>>53050782
Right, I get that
But what if it's just me and some lad opposite me wanting to go straight.
So turning right has priority of going straight?
>>53050609
ye but i was in on thursday so not really "back" so much as "almost standard"
>>53050807
lads i have officially decided that i want a gf
Don't get how anyone can work 35hrs a week and raise children
lads i have officially decided that i want a bf
>>53050853
Kylo Ren kills his father, Han Solo
Who /QuitBrit2016/ here?
>>53050866
It basically just means the person posting it is a lifeless, pathetic excuse for a human, probably the shame of the family, and resents anyone with a better life than them (everyone)
>>53050877
but the force isnt dependent on how many limbs you have, its more than that
>medichlorians
fuck off REEEE
>>53050787
not bad not bad
>>53050936
cleaner
>>53050445
>giving terrorists freedom
Ireland was a terrible global precedent
>>53050842
>Hate their own race and every other race
>Broad, nigger like noses
>Sickly yellow skin
>Pitch black, squinty, soulless eyes
>Slinky hair
>Get plastic surgery for the purpose of appearing like a 4/10 white woman
>Still look like aliens or dolls
>As crafty, scheming and self interested as Jews (if not more so)
>As physically unattractive as niggers (if not more so)
>As physically weak as Indians (if not more so)
>Lack creativity (Fewer significant contributions to modern civilization than the Arabs)
>1 billion people live under an oppressive one party system and no one is revolting
>Not intelligent, only good at memorising stuff
>No ingenuity and completely inept at doing anything other than following simple orders
hope she texts me today lads
>>53050937
what
but what does it meme
>>53050923
I know, why are people posting descriptions of Star Wars fights though?
>yank
>muh heritage yank
>muh heritage tripfag yank
>muh heritage tripfag yank making /brit/ threads
fuck no
>>53050936
S T I L L
H A V E N ' T
W A N K E D
T H I S
Y E A R
>>53050882
If the car opposite wants to go straight on how would that interfere with your intentions at all? You ain't going to cross paths
>>53050787
degenerate unless you're army or sailor
>>53050942
midichlorians are in your body though
if bits of your body are missing surely you lose lots of them as well
>>53050866
Fuck
Off
Normie
Twat
>>53050967
finding out new things
>normals
>>53050904
just be yousef
>>53050445
If your uni is not a Russell Group uni, it is shit.
>>53050979
Yes we are
if I turn right as he starts to go straight ahead he will hit the side of me or clip me
>>53050936
Wish I was the blonde desu
>>53050975
[Fires lighting at you] The Dark Lord cackles
[A low groan emanates from Vader's mask. Suddenly everything in the room begins to implode, including some of the droids.] I couldn't have! She was alive! I felt her! She was alive! It's impossible! No!!! [Vader screams, breaks his bonds to the table, and steps forward, waving his hands, causing objects to fly around the room. Sidious deflects the objects, but some of the droids aren't so lucky. Vader's painful screams echo throughout the Center.]
>>53050976
he is Irish and will be deported soon, don't worry
>>53051025
2,1,3
Still disappointed that QT got pulled from Belfast after the Paris attacks. That was entertainment gold waiting to happen.
just gonna do a poo lads 2 seconds
>>53051002
This made me cringe to my core. Anyone who takes 4chan and the people that use it this seriosuly would be better off just killing themselves, their life must be so menial to see importance and significance in something so pointless.
s m h 2bh
>>53050936
How is this art?
>>53051032
She's a coalburner.
>Asian people are unattractive because they look like people with down syndrome:
>>large prominent foreheads - like downies
>>flat upper lip - like downies
>>epicanthic folds (technical term for the slant) - like downies
>It makes sense that anyone with good, healthy genes would be repulsed by Asians.
>To top off their mongoloid features, there are other problems including:
>>small jaws
>>bad teeth
>>ugly brown eyes
>>short stature
>>yellowish, sickly skin.
>Asians are just foul, awful looking creatures.
>As for why, who really knows. I suspect that Asian societies being overpopulated as fuck have had less competition and thus bad genes were able to spread unchecked.
>Just look at the typical Asian man, short, feminine, repulsive. You think a man like this could ever get laid in the west? of course not.
>Asians are a cancer.
>>53050990
I dont think its the amount of """"midichlorians"""" in your body, more of the concentration of them inside you IE the more dense they are
>>53051002
/brit/ is a normie general you can fuck off with your anime right now
>>53050962
you cant beat determined guerrillas with brutality
>feel a vibration on my leg
>think it's my phone
>realise it's just a muscle spasm
>>53051010
Ah you mean one of those small faggy roundabouts painted on the floor? I'd probably just let them go first
>>53051107
t. triggered normie who doesn't know how 4chan works
posting a post
>>53051130
>/brit/ is a normie general
saorise is fat as a pig in Brooklyn
>>53050963
>White people hate their own race and every other race
>Untrue
>qt yellow skin :3
>Brown eyes
>naturally thick hair
>#notallgooks
>have you seen the average white woman?
>/pol/ wasn't right
>if you actually think niggers aren't the absolute bottom of the food chain then you have problems
>physically weak for girls being a problem
>watch some k-movies faĶm they're god tier story tellers
>people in the west have their freedoms taken from them little by little and do nothing about it
>a load of bull
>another load of bull
Try again la
>>53051111
QT was scheduled to take place in Belfast the week of the Paris attacks. They changed the location to London, I think after the news broke. Wish they'd stuck with Belfast. Belfast's racism and hatred being amplified and justified by the Paris attacks would've made for golden TV.
>>53051112
nice
>>53051107
t. been here 6 months
>>53051112
>tfw all you have to do as a girl to improve your body is not eat like a pig
Starting to dislike lifting desu
>>53051025
literal reptilian on the left
wish
i
was
a
female
>>53051108
Well if I was her I wouldn't be one, I'd be shagging /brit/ personalities desu
>>53051002
You're just a vocal minority. Like pakis.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What are we going to do? [Anakin looks back at them with a stern expression on his face and ignites his lightsaber]
>>53051107
>>53051130
>triggered normie twats
>>53051064
They're all me ŃŠ²Š½
>>53051142
It happens all day when I'm off benzos
>>53051198
>I'd be shagging /brit/ personalities desu
Being a currychurner isn't much better tbqh.
>>53051176
I thought you were on about a girl you bellend haha
anyone who unironically uses the term normie makes me feel like an absolute g
step your fucking game up lads, strap on a pair and actually do something. /GF2016/ is a lost cause if you don't stop defining yourself by opposition to a straw man of popular culture
>>53051166
kek
did you just deny slopes have wide flat noses
weebs are delusional
>>53051107
I agree my friend, 4chan is a multicutural site and the normies and the indigenous shunned ones can share it peacefully
And I'm a bad boy cause I don't even miss her
I'm a bad boy for breaking her heart
>>53050578
>>53050520
>>53050877
Vader lost half of his force power in his suit and (in his suit) was therefore only 80% as powerful as the Emperor
what font do you use lads?
>>53051153
except it's clearly you who's triggered, lad. You obviously care about this a great deal.
>>53051185
4 years unfortunately
>>53051242
You're a right fucking wally lad.
>>53051244
>absolute g
cringe
>>53051166
>watch some k-movies faĶm they're god tier story tellers
no they're not but importantly korean films have made pretty much no impact on cinema
they have some good films but nothing truly important
oldboy is a good screen adaptation of proper greek tragedy however
japan however is not a cultural void like korea
anyway why are you replying to obvious bait how bored are you
>>53051166
kpop poster confirmed for actual slant
>>53051272
t. triggered normie who doesn't know how 4chan works
>>53051149
Sorry yes, I meant a mini roundabout.
I went right before stopping some guy going straight and he looked like I'd just ran over his dog so wasn't sure.
Always thought it was just a judge the situation deal
>>53051062
i have a greencard and am therefore legal lad........
>Multiple autists get triggered by the same post
>Accuse poster of being the triggered one
Every time.
>>53051118
even so he's still mostly robot after Obi Wan fucks him up, it'd be weird for him to have as much potential as he did before then.
What I don't get is why he left Anakin to suffer by a river of lava instead of just putting him out of his misery, that was a massive dick move
>cringe
Procrastination is literally ruining my life lads
>>53051166
hideously vile and an fukcing looser aswel lmoa
>>53051287
>japan however is not a cultural void like korea
>muh anime
>I have a girlfriend
>>53051287
>anyway why are you replying to obvious bait how bored are you
I've got 27 minutes with nothing to do la no bully
![enhanced-buzz-16172-1380128190-3[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/37ym4ul.jpg "enhanced-buzz-16172-1380128190-3[1].jpg")
>I lift
>>53051319
t. trigger autist attempting damage control
>>53051267
RON
http://strawpoll.me/6442307
http://strawpoll.me/6442307
http://strawpoll.me/6442307
>>53051339
mine too friend, mine too. How to fix it?
>>53051319
t. triggered
>>53051348
nice strawman i didn't mention anime
99.9% of anime is total fucking shit
like everything else
>>53051312
Trump will deport all immigrants who entered within the last 30 years and their children
King of kings, angelic, euphoric enlightenment tier:
> tĶbh
Destitute peasant tier:
> Tbh
Planktonic microbe tier:
> tbqh
Gas yourself tier:
> ŃŠ²Š½
Melt tier:
> t.bh
>>53051390
I've no idea, I'd love to know. Genuinely fucking me over.
>>53051432
whereas hillary will become president, having won the election
>lifting is a trivial pursuit, physical work is beneath a man of my calibre
>I attend uni
>>53051414
>i didn't mention anime
you didn't mention anything actually
>>53051434
>no '2bh' option
>>53051434
Reporting this post for evading the filter tier:
>me
>>53051434
transcended immortal tier:
>2bh
>>53051434
Creator of Gods, Lord of the Universe tier:
desu
>>53051339
>Exam tomorrow
>Haven't even opened a book
Here we go again.
>>53051434
t b h
>>53050936
Can a lad repost this pretty please?
(3-1)bh
>>53051434
not a spacker who's triggered by wordfilters tier:
desu
[Anakin and Dooku continue their fight. It is intense! Finally, in one last energized charge, Anakin cuts off Count Dooku's hands. The Jedi catches the lightsaber as it drops from the severed Sith Lord's hand. Count Dooku stumbles to the floor as Anakin puts the two lightsabers to his neck. Palpatine is grinning as he watches Count Dooku's defeat.] Good, Anakin, good. I knew you could do it. Kill him. Kill him now!
>>53051432
proofs?
id vote for trump if i could if this is true
>>53051488
slightly confusing mix of gimmicks lad
>>53051362
our generation is fucked when it comes to this even normies live with their parents for much longer than a few decades back
a 1 bedroom flat in my town is 900 a month minimum its ridiculous
>>53051434
teebeeaytch i agree with this
>>53051404
>>53051356
t. triggered autists
>I don't live with my parents
>>53051521
use the archive you retard
>>53051527
S H R E K
http://strawpoll.me/6442346
http://strawpoll.me/6442346
http://strawpoll.me/6442346
http://strawpoll.me/6442346
>>53051551
Truly. Think I'm just gonna rent a shabby apartment until my parents die and I get the house aged 60
>>53051527
ugly slag tbqh, she has a fucking horrible face
>>53051432
Say goodbye to a massive amount of intellectuals and white collar professionals
>>53051532
I just feel like he would
lads i have officially decided that i want a
Reminder that the vast majority of people in /brit/ have lost their virginity, and that if you are a virgin past 19 years old, you literally failed at life.
>>53051561
tee bee eitch is superior
>>53051613
A grammar school is a state school as well you plonker
Lads spending so much time on the computer is tiring, unhealthy and depressing. I need to change.
>>53051598
cheers bruv
>>53051613
>grammar school
>paying
don't think u understand that one lad
>>53051654
what else you gonna do?
>>53051651
>chuckle
>save to my "Fedora" folder
>realise I'm a 27 year old man with a folder full of nerds wearing fedoras
where did it all go wrong lads?
>gran calls up to see how I've been
>she asks why I didn't go to Christmas mass with the family
>tell her I'm too old to Believe in fairy stories
>hang up on the daft old bint
And stay fucked off
lads i have officially decided that i want
>>53051434
noblw warrior to liberate inisfƔil and revive gaelic culture tier:
>tbqfahwuwniade (to be quite frank and honest with you, withholding no information and disclosing everything)
>>53051681
>>53051653
You're right I don't. I just went to a state school so I'll be fucked if I understand what a grammar school is
>>53051686
Fuck knows 2bh, I'm sure i'll turn to something else. Hope I can stay away though.
i don't count replies from yanks as (You)s
Is it just me or is the le shitpost face meme dead now?
:^)
>>53051701
>He has a whole folder of fedora pics
>He quietly chuckles to himself as he posts hat pictures
>He internally pats himself on the back as he reclines in glee
>"That'll show them" he whispers as he reaches for another handful of tendies
>He spits breadcrumbes through stained, smiling teeth as continues to chuckle
>"Bath time!" his mother and primary caretaker calls to him down the stairs to the basement
>He lets out a disgruntled sigh as he clicks off 4chan.org
>"I'll be back for the rest of those hat tippers later" he thinks to himself as he struggles to lift himself out of his sticky chair
>Still chuckling on his way up the stairs he yells
>"You better be quick this time, mum, I have important things to do on my computer!"
>"Yes honey, it's just that if we rush it too much, you'll get another rash" his mother replies as she cries internally
>His chuckling and smile fades and is replaced with exhausted grunts and groans as he approaches the top of the stairs
>"I don't care, mum, I'm having a very important discussion with people about things I don't like, they're all fedora wearing neckbeards, I have to show them what they look like" He exclaims through gasping breathes
>"Okay honey, I'll be as quick as I can" the mere shell of a woman replies
>"Well, get on with it then, whore" he tells her as he enters the bathroom
>His mother sheds a single tear as she reaches for the sponge on a stick to clean between his flab
>She silently wonders how nice her life would have been had she decided to go through with the abortion
>"Too late now" she utters
>"What's too late, mum?ā The cretinous melt asks
>"Nothing, honey... Nothing"
>TFW failure at life
>>53051720
a selective school that you don't pay for, just gotta take the 11+ and not be retarded
>>53051624
lol
Been thinking about the future of my internet usage
I might try to make a change soon
>>53051737
*revives it*
>>53051720
>Having a chip on your shoulder this large
kek
>>53051760
+ also have middle class parents that push you into it before you even know what 12*12 is
epin, simply epin. are guards representing the uk, lads.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O59SiA4Yg0A
>>53051613
>40% of brit were public school lads
fucking hell
When I take a shit it just all falls out at once
It's like a MIRV of shit
>>53051816
>chip
fuck off yank
>>53051701
>lying on death bed
>doctor says "it doesn't look good"
>please doctor, let me just post one more fedora image
>>53051783
>not an anime sword
I'm surprised.
He should still commit sudoku though.
>>53051816
>Chip on my shoulder
What are you talking about?
If not knowing something makes me have a chip on my shoulder then I've got a chip on my shoulder about a lot of things
Normies are here lads
got a crisp on my shoulder about this lads
>>53051868
K... KEEP ME POSTED
>>53051760
http://www.bgsg.bury.sch.uk/admissions-and-prospectus/fees/
This grammar school has fees
>>53051731
Good luck lad, it's hard to break the habit that is 4chan and computer use in general
>>53051885
Good joke. Also enjoyed it when it was made a minute earlier >>53051846
>>53051824
I'm guessing a disproportionate number went to a grammar school rather than a public school
just found out im gay lads
>I live in an high population urban area instead of the English countryside
>>53051933
cornwall
>>53051903
So does my local, they can have fees, but some don't. Unfortunately a lot of the State funded ones were closed in the post-war period because MUH FAIRNESS.
>>53050981
I'm going to become a sailor
What tattoos should I get?
>>53051553
or ten
>>53051903
thats a private (public) school that calls itself a grammar school because thats what new schools were called when it opened
a real grammar school is selective state afaik, only some LAs have them tho
>>>/b/661157212
wew
any slags you know lads?
>>53051931
I thought the only grammars still running were in kent. none round my way.
>>53051927
sounds like someone's got a crisp on their shoulder themself
JUST. ONE. MORE. MEEM.
>>53051953
wanchor
>sorry lad, i'm not irish, english, scottish, welsh, manx, cornish or an ulster scot, i'm very clearly british
>>53051903
>>53051985
See >>53051976
Only Buckinghamshire, Kent and Lincolnshire have actual grammar schools left
>>53051898
Most of the normies are gone noe
>trying to help my wifes son with his homework
>>sorry lad, i'm not irish, english, scottish, welsh, manx, cornish or an ulster scot, i'm very clearly british
https://twitter.com/Harryslaststand/status/683704496824934400
>>53052032
dont get it
>>53052045
torbay has 2 ;)
>>53052097
it's really not hard
>>53052097
then you're a fucking idiot
>>53052078
>see this pic
>want a coffee
>can't because it's too late and I won't sleep later if I have one now
Need to wait until tomorrow morning now.
>>53052097
she's wearing tradie boots mate
>>53052074
THANKS... HOW DID U KNOW
>>53052078
>my wifes son
Not yours?
