Generals suck my cock edition
losers
Azusa
>>53055273
>>53055276
FOY REEEEEE
bit cold out
crayon pop
got pills for it now
pooing on the toilet out me bum
Nobody better post in that new American /brit/ thread
considering a late night poo
kpop desu lads
KPOP IS SHIT
CARA IS SHIT
KYARY IS SHIT
DO NOT POST THEM IN THIS THREAD
The AA said they'll be here to rescue me at 22:40, I hope they come before I succumb to the cold
Ritsu
>>53055303
oirish wethr
>tfw quitting /brit/ is just under two hours and the quality of posting is at an all time low
BAKA lads, you could at least see me off well.
this is me and my gf
kylo
HELLO, ITS ME GREATEST LEADER. I SAY HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL BRITISH
>>53055240
FUCK
>>53055348
post pic of a plane you cunt
>tfw biphasic
anime
>>53055370
And a chip chong nip nong to you, young lady!
>>53055348
get your willy out
>young lady!
Young Thug tbqh
SPAZZ LINE
ALL BELOW THE LINE ARE SPAZZES
________________________________________
who /givingout/ here?
>calling the aa for a flat battery
If you have enough power for a spark you know you can bump start it right?
>>53055456
so tired.....so tired....
Hey [clears throat]
So tired [sighs] so tired
On the other hand, I had a nice dinner.
Nice, look [pans to empty plate]
All gone, ALL GONE!
[camera clicking on sound]
So tomorrow, I have to drive to Dublin. Dublin of all places [hand placed to head in frustration]
[with disdain] I hate it, I hate driving on the m50.
HATE IT
53055450
he's shite you silly twat
>>53055453
filtered
>>53055374
>I visit /v/
>>53055348
What happened m8?
>>53055481
superb post
Nor can one expect anything else from women if one considers that the most eminent
heads of the entire sex have proved incapable of a single truly great, genuine and original
achievement in art, or indeed of creating anything at all of lasting value: this strikes one
most forcibly in regard to painting, since they are just as capable of mastering its
technique as we are, and indeed paint very busily, yet cannot point to a single great
painting; the reason being precisely that they lack all objectivity of mind, which is what
painting demands above all else. Isolated and partial exceptions do not alter the case:
women, taken as a whole, are and remain thorough and incurable philistines:
>>53055498
Haven't been there in a long time but I still have a decent collection of /v/ images
>>53055522
>>53055439
I'm a big fan of your posting. Keep it up!
>>53055556
ye same desu
watching Brooklyn and getting feels lads
sersh is a great actress.
>''kev-posting'
Shite gimmick.
>>53055343
haven't really posted today but just for you
>you will never lick yeris 16 year old feet while she calls you ahjussi.
varg
I don't think I've ever been depressed but I'm feeling pretty hopeless about my future right now lads.
>>53055645
lol
>>53055603
yes i will.
got to write a 3000 word essay by Friday.
doable?
i want it to be at least 2:1 quality.
>>53055645
crayon pop will cheer you up
I don't even understand why people just do things. Why would you even bother? It's less effort just doing nothing. Of course do things which you need (like exercise, going shopping, etc) but if you don't need to do things don't do them I'd say.
>>53055705
depends how much you know about the subject
>>53055705
>not writing all your essays to a mid 2:1 standard during the night before hand-in
stay basic pham
got a willy
>>53055753
Proofs
>>53055753
same
got a small
>>53055771
posting my bum again
pls rate
>>53055796
loy
>>53055828
>>>>> >>53055753
>>53055838
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LksYTLJpVE
>>53055828
0/10
looks like an obese man's arse.
>>53055865
N
somtimes I feel life just is not worth it.
Really not looking forward to my return to the dreary office in the morning.
reminder to just be yourself lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_d9ciVS2g1E
>>53055481
Driving on the m50 is horrible, lots of knackers with disabled break lights trying to get you to crash into them so they can sue you
>>53055897
you should just be glad you have a job mate
oh wait no you shouldn't hahaha
>no hyuna posters
>>53055908
>That look he gives her at the 23 second mark
He wants her.
>>53055905
Good lad, try not to get cold out
>>53055240
Can't transfer to a British Uni.
>forever stuck in frozen colonial backwater
why is it that everybody who's name begins with J is a complete cunt?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMFLnlg883I
russel howard YOU LITTLE LEGEND episode on bbc3 rn
>>53056024
You tell me Johm
>taking time off over christmas/new year
>not taking advantage of quiet do no work days
>giving yourself monday blues
rookie mistake
>>53056024
I know a guy whose name starts with J and he's the nicest person I've ever met. He's actually too nice.
severely depressed
>>53056005
Everytime I drive on it I see hiace vans trying to get people to crash into them
>>53056024
I'm nicer than literally everyone I know though, it's amazing how hostile and impatient people are when others backs are turned.
>>53056080
sure you do
i must be the only one exited for work tomorrow
*watching this thread*
Aoa are literal goddesses
>>53056063
Here's a rundown of all the Js I've known:
Josh: a prick
Other Josh: a prick
James: a prick
Other James: a prick
Jonathan: a prick
Jake: a turbo fucking prick seriously I hope he dies
Jared: a prick
seriously 80% of all the people I've despised in my life are Js. fuck them
>>53056130
*watches
get the gimmick right, dipshit
just spent £30 on sports direct
do pakis in the uk all like other pakis comments whatever they are on facebook in the uk? everytime i see some random article and theres a turk commenting whatever it is it has a billion turks liking it
>>53056084
people at heart are pure scum all too ready to throw you under the bus at a whim youre better off without them
>>53056159
Why are you surprised that leftists have leftist opinions?
how old were you when your dad taught you to wank?
post cute girls
>>53056115
>I'm a proud Dublinian and I will defend my cities honor on the internet
>>53056051
what do you mean la?
>>53056130
*looks up skirt*
ah yes, very impressive
>>53056223
My older cousin taught me how, she was like 16
>>53056223
i had two dads
>>53056197
enjoy yet another giant mug
>>53056223
dad waited till I was 18 before he told me
>>53056223
Ive never spoken to my father about masturbation.
You ain't even Lord of your yard LOL
>>53056175
no
>>53056233
epic image
http://strawpoll.me/6443579
http://strawpoll.me/6443579
http://strawpoll.me/6443579
Vote, you scrote!
>>53056273
>she
wew
>>53056233
>I've heard of this happenning once on the m50
>>53056310
It is literally my only social contact, so yes.
>>53056283
they tried to make me pay a pound for it so i removed it from the basket
delivery was £4 too, rip off
>>53056207
Too true, can't understand what goes through their heads though, normies are evil creatures. The only people I open up to are family and very close friends
Fuck me that sherlock special was awful
>>53056390
yep
>>53056310
am a neet now lmao
>>53056310
i voted but i'm a neet
>>53056233
im not from dublin i couldnt give a shite but your talking pure bollix desu or either your really thick
put a willy in my bum them had a poo
>>53056310
>wake up and have a refreshing shower
>put on smart clothes and make myself presentable
>brisk walk to work to wake me up listening to music
>grab a coffee on the way in
>spend day bantering with the lads and fixing a few things here and there
if you dont enjoy your work then youre doing life wrong
>>53056436
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YmtYW_87maM
>>53056362
>the m50 is not literally ringed with halting sites and such a thing is completely inconceivable
t. does not even have a car and uses the bus
>>53056437
what do you do?
>>53056310
My job wouldn't be as bad if it wasn't full of arseholes, people are always moaning at eachother, really need a new one
>>53056488
machine operator
( . Y . )
might have a toke on some DMT
>>53056488
IT "analyst" in an office
>he isn't self employed
Lol?
>>53056517
Glad you took my advice
Is she worth it?
>he has a job in IT
cold out
>>53056545
;-)
doing poo
>>53056538
i'm a data analyst in a small office, it's perfectly comfortable, but not at all stimulating and there's a distinct lack of banter. Don't enjoy it per se.
Only short term anyway, so I'll be NEET by Feb unless I get my act together with applications S M H
>>53056198
pls respond
>>53055391
good gimmick
>>53056598
Try again with your sentance
>no girl will ever look at you like this
arooooo
>>53056559
how much?
>>53055828
KENT
E
N
T
>>53056631
>sentance
try again with your spelling
>searched for "crossdresser bred by bbc creampie"
How did my life get to this point
touche
>>53056692
try again with fucking off you clog wearing cunt
>>53056705
I blame my family and the jews
>>53056657
Just enough
toast wanker loves his fucking toast
>>53056528
degenerate
>>53056724
lmoaing@u
>tfw paying $25 to have this qt Slav camgirl make a custom video for me
>need to be up at 6am for work
>been waking up at 5pm for the past two weeks
J U S T
lads i've only got one reference when applying for jobs, all my past employers are either dead, uncontactable or complete assholes
what do?
>>53055364
i see the same picture of the both of you posted here daily, m8. have you thought about a change?
listening to pink floyd lads
>mfw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FrOQC-zEog
>>53056777
Make one up
>>53056705
i'm very bent and even i find that disgusting
>>53056777
show them those digits
>>53056777
>assholes
fuck off yank
>>53056740
Just a taste
>>53056777
Put me down lad
0800-TOP-BANTS
I'll say you were CEO of faketaxi.com or something.
>>53056777
this >>53056791
really easy to fake a reference. also:
>assholes
fuck off Yank
need a job that isn't admin
>>53056859
Every considered a janitorial position?
>>53056859
bull prepper
How could anyone possibly think we evolved from monkeys? I'll rather believe we were aliens from the pleidies that settled and create a pre-ice age global civilisation called Atlantis and discovered vril energy than that stupid bs.
>>53056777
>have 2 contacts at a great company
>find out 1 left and the other got in a car accident and died
JUST
>>53056857
how do i get fake letters of reference?
>>53056897
we were created by God and that's all you need to know
>neet so don't need to worry about work in the morning
>also a complete loser with no future
it's a bittersweet feeling
>>53056919
Microsoft word
New Year, same you.
>>53056920
who created god
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0YODG0NsSE
gf sent me this
>>53056957
God did because he's such a mad cunt
>>53056957
Super God
>>53056990
fat bitch
>>53056957
God is infinite
>>53056919
duno m8, never needed one here, employers usually just call for references.
>go on telegraph website
>26 ads blocked
Haha remember pretty adblock days lads?
>>53056957
well lad god was born when the big bang happened from a single point in space, you have to think of the big bang as a giant space vagina and while it's still expanding the space vagina hasn't even pushed god all of the way out of itself yet
gf just sent me this
>watching foot fetish porn
>I don't even have a foot fetish
>the wage cucks are back at work
>only a matter of days before all underage b&s are back in school
YEEEEEEES
Late night /brit/ will be good again
gf just sent me this
>>53056978
Merkel on suicide watch
>Isis have released a video showing the execution of 5 British muslim recruits they said were spies.
Lol!
>>53057099
>>the wage cucks are back at work
>>only a matter of days before all underage b&s are back in school
>YEEEEEEES
>Late night /brit/ will be good again
gf just sent me this
>>53056978
God this man is so based. UKIP might be an inept meme party but Farage is just unbarragable.
>>53057104
Is that Grimes?
If so, that picture doesn't do her justice desu she's much qtier in other pictures
BRUH
Considering seeing a counsellor. Feel as though my life is going nowhere
>>53057160
yes don't know what she was thinking with that hair
>>53057152
BRAVO ISIS
>>53057168
You mean a private one? Not NHS surely?
gf just sent me this desu
need a gf
>>53057191
she's 'le penguin of d00m' tier mate.
>>53056897
we didn't evolve from monkeys and no one with a clue is saying we did. try again.
>>53057255
show willy
@53057258
le guaranteed "too soon" reply xd
you used to call me on my cellphone
late night when you need my love
and know with that hotbling...
could only mean one thing
Night lads
>>53057258
too soon
>>53057160
yeah super cute
>>53057299
steam
that pic wasn't me btw
>>53057258
le epic /b/ro xD
gf just sent me this
>>53057162
DEEZ NUTS
>>53057208
Would do it through my uni
Don't have the money to go private but I've gone NHS before and all they suggested was take up Yoga or go for a walk
Gf sent me this earlier or is this a meme?
banger alert
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-FPimCmbX8
>>53057369
how did she even get herself into that mess
What does this image mean to you?
>when you dont want to get to bed too early and be laying there but you dont want a late night
don't you dare look back, just keep your eyes on me
>>53057431
it just works™
>>53057443
taboo porn
You know what'd be worse than humans going extinct/wiping ourselves out?
Our species surviving long enough and maybe reaching a point where intelligence is detrimental to our survival rather than useful or is simply impossible to maintain any longer and so humanity evolves into a species with much lower intelligence. That'd really suck, I'd sooner see our species blow ourselves up with nukes.
Post tuneskis and brewskis
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ogGC8q5JMh0
>>53057456
just had a shower now lying in bed naked :x
and listening to https://creaturespeak.bandcamp.com/track/bad-bad-thoughts
>>53057456
>he hasn't been dependent on sleeping pills for 5 years
>>53057419
>still in uni
lel, at least your life is on rails for the time being. I graduated several months ago and appear to be slipping into a crisis of apathy and purpose.
>only see people at work
>hate it when I have to work
>lonely when im at home
>hate when im home
Went to make bibimbap but I didn't have any gochujang paste so i had to replace it with sriracha
not a good replacement at all, what a fuck up
>>53057443
It feels so good
>>53057475
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIdfhROd7L8
>realalexsplat is uploading videos again
>>53057475
Saisons are such a meme right now.
![photo[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/bjg1B17.jpg "photo[1].jpg")
What does this image mean to you?
>>53057456
>Go to bed early last night to do a nice sleep
>Some girl phones me at fucking 2am to ask me how to get to sleep
Fuck sake.
Cute girls
>>53057479
music is quite nice but her voice not so much
brighteyes
>>53057329
>a few undesirable features is enough to completely disregard somebody despite their other qt features
Maximum pleb
I'd still gf her even if she had a full on unibrow
>>53057559
shame
>>53057559
Mistress T, she makes good femdom porn.
