Femdom edition
first for that feel when in bed but your headphones are on the other side of the room
Crayon Pop
>>53058268
what does this image mean?
>>53058268
>Crayon Pop
what did he mean by this?
>>53058261
>not wearing headphones around your neck all day so you can enjoy choons whenever the mood takes you
top pleb
>>53058232
Is she the president of croatia?
>>53058268
bit rude
>>53058261
headphones make you deaf lad
desu
Lads my shower thing says Body + Face wash on it.
does that mean I can directly apply it to my face or what? does it do anything to spots?
kpop desu lads
absolutely cannot stop fapping to this girl
>tfw no German gf
>>53058315
>being this much of a twat
>>53058331
how else am i going to watch my VERY degenerate porn
>>53058318
She is the best dominatrix on the net
>mfw she will next blow smoke into my mouth and speak at me softly
>>53058296
some gook shit you can only understand if you are on the autism spectrum, ignore it
>>53058361
looks slav af
>lying in bed feeling depressed
>start craving a cig
>the thought of smoking makes happy because of addiction
>have a smoke
>start feeling depressed when I've finished
>lie in bed until i need another cig
Feels bad man
>>53058354
I don't get this yeller fever.
How can you tell these asians apart?
>>53058407
WHAT
A
BLOODY
RACIST
can't even get AL-LAD on the darknet anymore, tragic, it was my favourite
>>53058310
Post things you do when having a bad trip:
Make and drink 30 cups of tea while sitting in the corner.
>>53058389
coincidentally Slavs are my favorite girls, right next to Germans. Her names Desert Angel/mydirtyhobby btw
>>53058354
They're literally like 50% make up, 40% cosmetic surgery implants, 10% human
>>53058367
>Terry'd
did a wank to mother and sister femdom lads
HORRIFIC
>>53058407
>all women looking the same is comforting if you have autism. their plastic faces are incapable of displaying subtle emotions - only very basic ones like happy, sad, angry, confused, etc which makes them easy to read for the meat computers who wank over them.
qt
>>53058460
Nothing, because I'm not a fucking drug taking pleb
>>53058430
I AM
SERIOUS
How can you tell asians apart? Especially these obvious plastic ones like they have n gookpop bands?
I should never have went back to /mu/ 3bh.
>>53058517
fucking rekt
>>53058457
wonder what her pussy looks like...
>>53058460
Got some really bad scars on my arms where I cut myself during a bad trip, thinking that it'd bring me back to reality, like how you pinch yourself to check if you're in a dream.
Don't do drugs kids
>>53058232
lmao beta
>>53058500
hoping some dirtier ones of Azealia come out from uncle tez, he must have them in his collection somewhere.
find it hard to believe she didn't get her baps out in front of him. wew maybe she is racist
>>53058558
tbf there are slight differences
i think i could recognise some different kpops because of all the gookspam
Good edition lad, really solid work. But also:
>tfw being into femdom is literally the worst sexual orientation because the number of male subs vastly outweighs the number of female doms
>tfw 95% of female doms aren't really into it, and just do it for the money
>tfw 4.9% of female doms are fat social misfits
>tfw you will never realize your femdom fantasy
>tfw you will marry a nice but sexually unadventurous girl, and always wonder what might have been until you can't take it anymore and spend your daughter's school fees on visits to a professional dominatrix before getting exposed in the local paper as a pervert
So many feels for us poor femdom lads.
>>53058558
Not being able to differentiate between faces is actually a symptom of autism.
>>53058517
Thanks m8
>>53058525
>>53058582
Mates had to ductape me to the bed because I tried jumping out the window having a bad trip
>>53058558
if you look at them enough you recognise the tells
other ethnicities feel the same about whites when they dont know any
> femdom edition
> no femdom
y u do this?
>>53058592
Good thing I like fat girls :)
>>53058595
Is that why you go after the ones that look the same haha
>Mates had to ductape me to the bed because I tried jumping out the window having a bad trip
>>53058517
i like my asians natty thanks
>self harm while on a bad trip
Thought this was a talk to frank scare tactic meme
SOMEBODY KILL ME PLEASE
IM ON MY KNEES
PRETTY PRETTY PLEASE
KILL ME
>Ok kids, because too many of you turn out to be totally selfish assholes, from now on access to my stuff is on request.
If you have no shares or you are sharing x empty folders or other -useless- crap, don't ask for access. The answer is no.
Begging and whining like a little girl is not going to help either.*
>Excessive leeching without asking means ban; do *not* try to download my whole collection. It's not going to happen, trust me.
>You can queue up to 25 files or 400MB, whichever comes first. In case you are blessed with a shitty connection (below 100kb/s),
do not queue more than one track. You are occupying slots making others wait HOURS. Please ignore this for instant ban.
>Downloading from me is a privilege, not a right. I reserve the right to ban anyone at any given time and without any reason at all.
>Scene affiliates, priority on request. No n00bs! ;-)
>I'm available 24/7 @ irc://213.316.83.45:+7000/slsk
>* Bribes are not entirely impossible ;)
>>53058678
t. never had a bad trip and don't knowhow scary it is
Why are /brit/ posters such koreaboos? Pretty funny tbqh
>>53058592
reckon i'll get done as a pervert too lad
bad feels all round
rate my gf
Who wants a back rub, lads?
>>53058702
*effortlessly disembowels you with katana with a deft flick of the wrist in the blink of an eye without even looking*
now begone..........
>>53058666
I can tell them all apart
>>53058585
isn't this her?
>>53058743
why do you want others to validate your life choices
as long as she's attractive to you lad, that's all that matters
>>53058592
>>tfw you will marry a nice but sexually unadventurous girl, and always wonder what might have been until you can't take it anymore and spend your daughter's school fees on visits to a professional dominatrix before getting exposed in the local paper as a pervert
>>53058681
Bad trips aren't a meme senpai
Id literally rather die than experience that level of horror ever again, nothing but pure concentrated fear, felt like my reality was imploding.
>>53058592
you're only half way there
typically 13 year olds who have the fetish of being dominated by a woman grow out of it by 14 when they realise they don't particularly like it either
it's like the base of your sexuality, when it's flat, it can go either way, but when you open up as a person, it can only go one way, in the direction of your cock, as it were.
the reason why such a small amount of women (think) they're into femdom is because those women are the equivalents of the men who have not developed as human beings past that very limited stage.
anything but completely vanilla heterosexuality is literally just a retardation of sexual development in the most literal, medical sense of the term.
>>53058713
I think it is one lad
This frijj strawberry milk is vile
Need some Yazoo next time
>>53058743
looks like a man in drag
Children should be communally raised 2bh. Imagine how many loony parents out there are raising loony kids. Everyone would conform better and nobody a generation or more down the line would notice how much personal identity we've lost because it would be relative.
Feel a shit brewing lads.
>>53058793
frijj is a fucking rip off 2bh
>>53058402
literally me
got bed sores lads
>tfw you're in so deep you can tell the members of your favorite group apart on lip shape alone.
>>53058793
>tfw Yazoo will never release the secret 3rd alabum
>>53058785
I don't care it makes me feel good
>>53058767
yeh
wew, she has a nice body tbf. would have liked something a bit more explicit though. crossing my fingers for the next fappening
describe your dream gf
>long wavy black hair
>either shorter than me or taller, depending
>any race as long as she's qt
>dresses in oversized sweatshirts and jeans most of the time and doesn't wear makeup
>/s4s/ sense of humor
Fug ;-;
>>53058848
>Members
haha
>>53058577
slanty
>>53058796
>what is school
>>53058723
Trying to get it all out of my system while I'm young so that I can have a vanilla sex life when older with no regrets, but there are literally no girls irl who enjoy this, and I can't afford professionals. Life is suffering.
sticking a finger up my bum
>>53058855
aye but for a reason
when you say that it's as if you were hacking your arm with an axe and taking painkillers and when somebody questions your usage of them you respond with 'idc it makes me feel better'.
just grow up as a person, develop into an adult, and it won't exist for you as an issue in any case whatever to begin with. you're creating your own problems that is. stuck in a cycle. why stay that way.
What's that popular guitar song that's often on the radio that sounds like Jack White but I don't think it is?
Can't find it, pls help, it's good
>>53058778
>being that weak willed
Idiots like you shouldn't take powerful psychedelics, as always you morons ruin it for the rest of us.
>>53058914
ik lad
worried i'll end up snapping and getting some expensive femdom to degrade me for a week straight in a hotel
dont know how i'll go back to family life after that
>>53058956
Because I can't change what gets me hard
anyone know how i can discretely by a dildo that i can stick onto a wall
Has Capitalism failed? Even if you work hard there is no guarantee that you will find success. Is our God materialism? Does life have no meaning under this system?
>>53058966
hendrix
>>53058966
hum it la
>>53058878
>going out with a girl who's taller than you
>>53058878
I just want a 5/10 cutie who will never betray me and love me for who I am and I'll do the same for her.
>>53058997
>le hard man meme
Fuck off. Bad trips are more important that good trips, learn more from them. You've never had proper ego death if you haven't had a proper scary bad trip.
>long, wavey ginger hair
>pale skin
>freckles
>blue/green eyes
>short, about 5'2
>introverted/shy
>plays vidya and watches anime
>dresses kind of Tom boyish, not a girly girl
>doesn't wear make up, even if she looks better with it
I will never have a gf like this and it's making me sad thinking about it
>Has Capitalism failed? Even if you work hard there is no guarantee that you will find success. Is our God materialism? Does life have no meaning under this system?
>>53059061
water sign?
>>53059056
what's wrong with that?
>Has Capitalism failed? Even if you work hard there is no guarantee that you will find success. Is our God materialism? Does life have no meaning under this system?
Internet is shitting itself lads
>>53059083
You are closeted as fuck
>>53059056
>not liking tall girls
There's nothing hotter than having a gf taller than me but is submissive in bed. Hnnngh
>>53058878
is it just me that doesn't have a "type"?
>6'
>athletic but """""curvy""""
>loves cooking and eating
>has good hair
>isn't basic
>isn't a cunt
bf is bullying me again
>>53059083
Fuck, here's your (you) senpai, that post was meant for you
>>53058878
>>53059127
I want a gf who fucks me in the ass with her penis
>>53059068
>bad trips are more important than good trips
There's a difference between a bad trip when you learn something and when you just lose your mind and become totally dissociated from reality because you can't handle yourself properly. Ego death is a meme.
>>53059130
>says he doesnt have a type
>goes on to explain his type.
Cretin.
What happened to people on the ISS when the rapture starts
>>53059031
obviously you can
you're just afraid to. the reason why anybody chooses anything other than basic heterosexuality is because basic heterosexuality is the realest thing there is like. and once you allow that degree of reality it can really fuck with you if the rest of your life isn't also in check.
you're cowering away in your safe little crevice of anti-sexuality because reality is inhospitable for you. don't stand for it la.
Who Taurus master race here?
>>53058956
fetishs are harmless most of the time. who gives a shit.
wife's son just sent me this
>>53059114
Straight as ruler me lad
What about that makes me sound gay?
>>53059091
>water sign?
What la?
>>53059162
>Ego death is a meme.
t. egohead
>>53059182
>Tfw legit bull
i deserve a gf
>>53059114
nah just a massive beta
>introverted
so he can "discover" her, so she doesn't go out much and encounter other men who aren't complete pushovers who'll satisfy her more
>short
because he's probably a manlet
>dresses tomboyish
>no makeup
so even if she does encounter another guy he might be put off her because she dresses less feminine
>>53059166
i meant in the traditional sense like a normie would say ooh love a foxy brunette with a thigh gap ;)
i only require health and height
>>53058878
was trying to think about traits I'd like in a gf
they were all just irrelevant things in the end, nothing really definite or specific
this makes me think I don't even want a gf at all and all I really want is a cute companion to talk to and interest me and fuck silly
>>53059182
Cancer, apparently we'd make good mates desu
What are your resolutions lads?
Lose 2 stone
Find a job near my parents and move back to my home town.
Read more esoteric literature
Go out more
>>53059186
no not really
maybe in some meaningless way at the individual level but not at the social level
>>53058878
able to accept and love me despite the flaws in my brain
will love me like i will her
isnt ugly
is interesting
there
don't care for her her skin colour or height
can't sleep and i'm getting up at 5:30 ffs
>he has never broken through on DMT
>>53059178
alri reverend, having fun hugging all those boys at them therapeutic gay camps
>>53058878
>likes video games
>can skate
>any race -black or asian
>attractive with low self-esteem
>more socially incompetent than me
>browses 4chan
>results in a relationship where our strengths and weaknesses are complementary for the most part
>>53058911
only part-time 2bh. too many kids to adults.
>>53059182
Pisces desu
>>53059262
Lose weight
Become a millionaire
Have sex with 10/10s
Still keep the gf happy without her knowing about above
>>53059262
>What are your resolutions lads?
not to wank haha
Qualifications for my gf:
Has to exist
That's literally it, would fuck anything with a heartbeat.
>not being a sex pest
>>53059294
i'm astrally projecting right now
>>53059315
Good lad
>>53059262
>get a girlfriend or a boyfriend
>read one book per week
>wank less
bout it desu
>>53059272
oh i forgot to mention that she needs to be able to watch films/tv properly i.e won't be glued to her phone and pausing it every other minute
http://www.soompi.com/2016/01/03/crayon-pop-reportedly-preparing-for-domestic-comeback/
>>53059267
cunt they're fine. quit trying to be such a fucking BARRTTT AKKSHULLY fuckwit and just accept people like different things instead of being such a repressed nonce who probably sees anything but missionary sex as meaningless because missionary sex is considered the most natural for conception.
>>53059331
Tried to astral project before and induced sleep paralysis, now I can have waking dreams, sleep paralysis and lucid dreams on demand. Even give myself closed eye visuals.
Meditation is powerful
>>53059302
I speak the truth and that makes you anxious
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fear_and_Trembling
Anyone tried kava or krotom? There's a 'bar' near me that serves mixtures of them.
Qualifications for my gf:
dominant personality
taller than me
nice uncut willy
likes cuddles
>>53059262
gf
not putting off college applications
>wife's son
Cucked
>>53059376
Yeah tried both. Kava feels like a low dose mdma, kratom is like a speedy codeine it's great
Get red bali strain
Best type of femdom so far is gentle femdom. Like when a girl knows that she turns you on but you're too shy to do anything about it, so she teases you constantly by bending over in front of you, brushing her breasts against you 'accidentally', and laughing at you as she sees your reaction.
>>53058878
the only trait i require in a gf is intelligence
>forever alone ( .-.)
>>53059361
>10 months since fm
has it been that long?
>>53059376
kava will knock you on your arse 2bh
>>53059262
get /fit/
find a better job or go cuck myself teaching english in another country
read more
disregard the temptations of women and improve myself above all things
>>53059262
stop hating myself
to achieve this i am going to:
>get a band together
>get work abroad
>see my friends more
>play more football
>Best type of femdom so far is gentle femdom. Like when a girl knows that she turns you on but you're too shy to do anything about it, so she teases you constantly by bending over in front of you, brushing her breasts against you 'accidentally', and laughing at you as she sees your reaction.
>Qualifications for my gf:
>dominant personality
>taller than me
>nice uncut willy
>likes cuddles
>>53059384
h-how tall are you
>>53059407
things that didnt happen: the post
Gf requirement: be Bae Suzy
>>53059384
chester
>>53059460
xDDDDDDdd
>>53059262
get into med school 2bh
>>53059371
sounds like you damaged your brain
>>53059234
>not giving me my well deserved (you)
I shall answer your questions
I like introverted girls because I'm extremely introverted too, I'd prefer to stay inside with her than go out to clubs or whatever. I'm not a fan of loud extroverted people.
I guess I am a Manlet, but I prefer really short girls.
Girls almost always look better without make up, even if they have blemishes and shit, i think imperfections are qt. I personally don't think girls in dresses are attractive, I think it's cute when they wear "male" clothing.
Good enough?
>>53059407
oh my god yes
>>53059366
I'm saying that you can get a better degree of satisfaction from basic heterosexuality than you can with any odd type of fetish
so fetishes are pointless
and they damage society
so why keep them around. doesn't fucking matter if 'different people like different things', that has no relevance when everybody could do better liking the same thing. the thing which happens to be moral favour anyway.
you're the annoying little cunt who's too slow to make that out. you're the one who can fuck off.
>>53059037
how are you defining success?
>>53059460
be my gf instead
he's a gaylord
>>53059480
Damaged my brain how? By focusing on my breath and putting myself in a trance? Doubt it.
>>53059226
this
Need to think up stories about what I did over Christmas tonight.
No doubt the normies will grill me
deluded myself into thinking my oneitis regrets turning me down but is too beta to tell me
If I ever get a gf she'll probably either
>drive me insane
>make me so beta and pathetic I drive her away
>end up boring me so I just drift away from her
really don't think I'll be able to hack a relationship lads
>>53059475
Fuck off you spast
>>53059484
I was completely correct then
New years resolution: Make more friends
Requirements: exist
Taking all applications
>>53059484
TL;DR
>I'm a massive homo
>>53059460
175cm
>>53059417
Too long
>>53059548
my names Kev, ar yo?
>>53059548
I'll be your friend, mate
>>53059407
Reminds me of high school
I was (still am) a shy beta cuck, and girls used to mess around with me and "flirt" with me. They thought the joke was on me, but I had the last laugh when I wanked over the shit they did to me waheey
>>53059548
Whereabouts do you live m8
got a cold friends, can't deal with it
>>53059262
Gain 50lbs.
Get a job.
Get a gf.
Move out.
https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/3zb0db/tifu_by_getting_an_unknown_substance_all_over_my/
fucking hell lads NOOOO
>>53059560
I'm 190cm with thick thighs and a big arse, i-in case you're interested
>>53059592
>Reminds me of high school
fuck off yank
>>53059580
y-you too
>>53059584
bit cold out
>>53059600
Americans are forced to pay for this at gunpoint and feed it to their children.
>>53059619
>A few days later she went to the doctor to get a checkup on the pregnancy. When she came back and told me the news, it was then that I realized that the substance covering my body, and her sheets, was my miscarried child.
heyo
>>53059592
>high school
yank
>>53059619
tom
>>53059621
>190cm
lisicki
>>53059619
>She decided she was going to keep the baby. We were both terrified because we were still in college, not committed, and not at all ready for that.
>women
>>53059619
>posting reddit on 4chan
end yourself
>>53059550
>>53059537
Am I only attracted to those types of girls because I'm a beta? How do l stop? In the unlikely event I get a gf I don't want it to be because I picked her because she's insecure or because I know other lads won't go for her ;_;
Meeting a 41 year old twink tomorrow night who says he can't wait to power fuck me. Any advice lads? Never been bummed before.
Americans are forced to pay for this at gunpoint and feed it to their children
>>53059621
cornwall?
Looking for friends in the Hampshire(Portsmouth) area
No benders or anime nonces please.
>>53059708
what is it
>>53059625
>>53059671
We call secondary school high school in the North West you pleb
I literally went to a school called "St. Cuthbert's high school"
>>53059664
Deutschland, Deutschland über alles
>>53059466
I never said it happened you shitcunt.
>>53059592
Post greentext story, I wish this had happened to me but I look alpha (tall, athletic) despite the fact that I'm very much not alpha, so this shit never happened to me.
>>53059737
pssshhhttt
>>53059724
george?
>>53059722
american school """""""""""dinners""""""""""""
don't want to sleep lads
got to revise and do an oral exam tomorrow :x
>>53059619
>casually dating
NORMIEEEEEEEESSSSS
>>53059496
holy fuck I bet you're that dumb cunt who said it was more homosexual to get dominated by a woman in bed than it was to dominate a man as a man in bed.
fetishs feel good because they're deviant, and everyone has one. if you had ever been with a girl, youd know that. you would know that weird little thing you have to do to her that's a bit different that pushes her over the edge. it may not dominate her experience of sex like hardcore fetishists but it will still be there.
the entire argument that fetishs should be done away with because everyone could do better in straight up missionary vanilla heterosexual sex is just fucking dumb. you can take the "humans would benefit more from doing away with that behaviour" to a myriad of topics, least of fucking fetishs.
this all stems from your /pol/ mug degeneracy nonsense. fuck off back to /pol/ and circlejerk with those bitter fucks.
>>53059708
fucking kek great post
>>53059771
just bring packed lunch s︂︂mh
>>53059619
love it when normies get a bit of payback
I'm sick of the memes, and I don't want to rag on you so please forgive me if this seems the wrong way.
Why is it though that when I bump into some form of feminization, sissy, or cuckold porn the people in it are British? I would expect it a lot from other countries, even my own, but it's almost always exclusively you.
>>53059828
Most of us are speaking ironically
>>53059759
What
Do you not like the national anthem?
>>53059792
want to get a bit of practice in before sleeping? wink wink
DAE no gf
Why won't turkey twizzlers come back ;_;
>>53059873
yes pls daddy
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0Lkcq6gLW5c
Does /brit/ like noonas?
>>53059828
Brits are mostly into Femdom stuff like cuckoldry and sissy stuff is mostly America
t. porn expert
I'm not here
this isn't happening
>>53059828
well it became illegal recently, so savour it
>>53059708
it's sad that this isn't an exaggeration. Our education system is a fucking joke. I remember in 10th grade my English teacher questioned her own spelling sometimes and generally just didn't give a shit
>>53059918
yesterday i woke up sucking a lemon
@53059902
just stop posting 2bh
>>53059902
prefer ahjummas myself
lads why do they play music like this on daytime radio
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=caYJQNgW65w
>>53059708
>Not having your mum make you a packed lunch
>having such a degenerate dysfunctional family that you had to rely on the fucking school for your lunch
Laffin
Why are the Norn Irish the best in the world at making adverts about drunk and generally unsafe driving? Who the fuck gets the idea to show 30 children get crushed to death at teatime?
Some people hate well begrudge you doing anything. It's either there way or no way.
recommend me a film lads
has to be set in europe
>>53059977
>meghan trainor
I want this meme to die
>>53059977
>Meghan Trainwhore
>>53060026
Filth
>no Albanian GF
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yx68An51Zro
>>53060006
2bh I used to sneak out and get chippys
>>53060047
already seen it
>>53059754
I'll try to remember some more, they're not great but I certainly managed to have a bit of a wank over them
>walking to assembly
>some really tall girl starts trying to talk to me
>"aww anon you're so cute"
>hugs me
>I was so short and she was so tall that my head was literally in her tits
>muh dick
>in IT
>sat next to my school oneitis
>she takes her shoes off in every lesson
>turns her computer chair around and rests her feet on my legs, close to my crotch
>I have a major foot fetish
>I stare at her feet for a good 10 seconds
>look up at her, she's just looking at me with this cute smile
I'll try to remember a couple more
The bull broke the bedframe last night
Good lord haha
bored lads
>Tfw you used to bully the packed lunch kids for being poor cunts.
At the doctor the other day. diagnosis homosexuality. on boypussy now for it.
>>53060064
'21
how do you prep the bull usually
>>53059828
brits are sissies that love a good bumming
yanks are cucks that love a good bull
>>53060031
>>53060033
have literally never heard of her
>google her
>big black boyfriend
lads beginning to think this "cuck" meme has actually gone far
>>53060054
>2bh I used to sneak out and get chippys
only in Secondary school was allowed a chippy wahey
can't get to sleep and i'm also starving
what do
>>53060026
inglorious basterds
>>53060073
>tfw always threw my lunch away and went hungry for fear of being bullied by people like you
>>53060067
I was tuning a girl at uni that I met through this group of girls I sort of knew and we were sitting down and shit and we all stand up to go get food and she's like 6'4 minimum but not lanky or weird looking and she looks down at me at 5'11 and we both knew everything ended right there hahahahaha
>>53060026
L'auberge espagnol
>>53060100
usually just suck his BBC for a bit, get it nice and engorged, polish the bell end, rub lotion and lube on it and give the bell end a kiss for good luck.
Lads I find the "do a x" meme a bit grating tbqh.
