brekky edition
fuck off you fat cunt
cara no image
crayon pop
JANNY IS GOING TO FUCKING FLIP
>>53000643
What is the brown shit on the right supposed to be, and why aren't your beans orange?
this is the kersel mandem c-mac yeh
I'm an antinatalist-existentialist-operationalist-phenomenologist
FEIM ZIII GRON
kpop desu lads and a tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsDkmVo2fg4
>>53000643
teaboos are honorary Brits, not JFs. Please, stay.
>>53000686
>>53000707
chinese poster out
PAWP PAWP CWRAYON PAWP
>>53000726
fuck off you gay twat
beautiful track
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2YgzLl1R4W4
>>>/tv/64391283
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IT'S STARTING
I had a threesome just now with ur mum and ur sister lads, swear to God
how do i stop cumming in under 2 minutes when i'm having sex lads? it's become quite debilitating.
>>53000758
rude
Kyary
I use to think it was just taught to white kids or white people to be racist once they get older but for some years now i suspect it's actually in the dna of white people to be racist.Something in the dna of white people seem to make white people more prone to discrimination of people who don't look like them.
That's why they love all that heavy metal, screaming at the top of the lungs, sex orgies, devil worshipping, crystal meth and etc, because they got that level of evil in them like that.Just look at the comment sections on youtube alone, anytime you see somebody with an account name with those triple six numbers in it, you better believe, that's a white person 99.9% of the time at the least.
this is how its done
>>53000783
fingered yer nan in the back of my mates corsa the other day
had me smelling like fish fingers from tescos innit
>>53000800
Ask licksi rumour has it he can last a good two hours
>>53000800
chop your foreskin off
Don't understand why this guy dances but really enjoying all the music on his channel desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gI39YB-rLbk
>>53000843
>no black pudding
stroll on shirt lifter
this is how its done
>>53000800
valium
>>53000738
YEWTREE
>>53000861
>that post
>that flag
>>53000843
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2iLA3h_u60
who here /hatesbeansonafullenglish/
>>53000885
God bless the King
>>53000944
me, always should be replaced with potato waffles
>>53000944
Hate beans in general.
Usually get double bacon for substituting them
>>53000885
vommed in my mouth a little tbqh
would genuinely love to kick everyone ITT's head in
could do it as well, i'm 6'4 and built like a brick shithouse
>>53000952
yer the king of dog shite
>>53000944
Not really a full English at all then. More like a nearly full English.
>>53000886
where can i get some?
>>53000986
poo in you
>>53000944
fuck off JF
>>53000976
and cheese?
>>53000837
We are pretty evil tbf
just found out white pudding is made from pig's cum, very unsettling
>could do it as well, i'm 6'4 and built like a brick shithouse
1+1=2 is far from an universal truth. In the aboriginal arithmetic of some Papuan peoples 1+1 does not always =2, occasionally it adds up to 3, sometimes 4 or 5, it's al relative.
>>53000914
I don't know this meme
>>53000976
>Hate beans in general.
loser
I hope no one here wanked in 2016.
>>53001041
you don't want to know what black pudding is made from then
>>53001057
numbers arent even real mate
building my coventry team in fm16 around very fast niggers lads
>>53000986
try me you oversized wanker, im 5'7" and id climb you like a tree trunk then bite your fucking noggin off
>>53001067
Beans (nd other stuff in bean juice like ravioli and spaghetti hoops) are awful
>>53000986
HE'S A BRICK
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HOUSE
>>53000843
>tinned tomatoes just dropped on the plate
>no black pudding
fuck off Paki bastard
>>53000837
I embrace the identity of the white devil desu
>>53001102
you're awful you fucking freak
>>53001057
part of my journey through the end of the universe on my acid trip was realising that 1 is the only real number
don't ask me to explain it though
>>53000986
Come on then dickhead.
Im 6'6 and built like a house.
Pic related is me. Im not called big dave for nothing you wanker.
>>53001057
this would be more impressive if the person claiming this could actually explain these "papuan" ideas on math rather than just vaguely throw it out there and say its all relative.
>>53001111
fried tinned plum tomatoes are god-tier mate.
so much better than just whacking a plain old tomato in a pan.
Branston > Heinz t b h
Beans are legit shit tier
>>53001091
except for real numbers
>>53001153
looks inbred and ugly
>>53001101
LITTLE
>>53001168
"if its not heinz, its not fit for human consumption" -colonel sanders, 2015
>>53000986
>6'4
say that again little man? you're talking to 6'5 of pure muscle so watch it pipsqueak
>>53001181
what real numbers? show me a number in the wild
Why are there always fat rotters on it? Poor things won't get a date.
>>53001151
*sighs despairingly*
>>53001216
they're for me
>>53001216
wrong thread mate ahahahaha x
>>53001166
Tomatoes of any kind belong in a Full Pakistani, not a Full English, fuck off. But at least if someone serves you them with fried whole tomatoes you can quickly dispose of them without loads of juice and shit staying behind on your plate, ruining everything else.
>>53000783
>mum
mom
>>53000861
>nan
grandma
>>53000862
>rumour
rumor
>>53000991
>shite
shit
>>53001166
>tinned
canned
>>53001100
Roy
>>53001230
don't think you were even around
I literally thought I was dead on the 30th
TAE PUMPKIN PASTIES PLEASE
>>53001254
Literally fuck off, yank.
>>53001254
fuck off yank
Azusa
>>53001151
i know why, its because all other numbers are just combinations of 1s
>when the girl you're seeing says her ex has a bigger cock than you
just
No.53001275
chinese poster fuck off
>>53000643
>>53000843
Who eats this shit? Why is there an obsession with these deals? I can't imagine eating this unless unless I had to plow a field immediately afterward.
>>53001278
this is going to be my gimmick you cant stop me
>>53001288
*cums down her throat*
>>53001100
extremely funny post, well done
My first gf turn 13 a week before I started dating her.
I was 17
took a massive shit that wouldnt flush
luckily i managed to push it through with a bog brush
crisis averted
>>53001293
yeah it was like I could see everything collapsing in and when it was done there was only 1 thing left
it was really beautiful
dipping these in a glass of milk n nibbling them
>>53001251
i'll shit you out like yesterdays sausage you shirt lifting prick
>>53001294
You got cucked lad.
She dreams of his cock.
>>53001288
less actual rape jokes please
t. human
>>53001319
is there more too it that what Im seeing?
>>53001294
>in relationship with girl
>we don't really talk about ex's
>drunk with a bunch of friends
>overhear her talking about her ex
>how his dick was huge and he could shoot his load to the ceiling
>says how much she misses it
>tfw she yells his name out during sex that night
>>53001340
Rasheed.
Guys the arch-cuck himself is going to be giving a talk at my uni in a couple of weeks.
I already have tickets but I'm going to be sitting there like the autist I am, afraid to speak up when he says dumb stuff.
>>53001341
fucks sake I thought that was going to turn into a poem
>>53001288
wew, would love that to happen to me t b h. ungrateful bitch
>>53001344
> Milk
> Not tea
Literally fuck off, Rasheed
>>53001294
>when our oneitis says you have a big cock
>>53001344
>swede that lves digestives
good gimmick
when did you start wanking?
i started at 13
>>53001383
I'm white and she was chinese
>>53001411
>gif
fuck off
>>53001294
>when you see your ex and she says yours was the biggest
aha
sausage or bacon in ya sarnie lads?
>>53001369
the phrase 'very fast niggers' just tickled me, that's all
>>53001288
Pretty funny 2bh.
>>53001419
10
it was literally golden coloured semen the first time
>>53001419
I didn't know how to wank until high school
Hope these cuckposts are just memeing
>>53001419
about 8 or 9 lol
discovered it by accident and didnt know what it was
>>53001436
bacon you knob gobbler
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TMO series started up again !! ITV nao !!
>>53001419
bout 10 minutes ago ahahahahahaha
>>53001385
Louis CK? He's touring British unis now? wew, poor lad
>>53001341
>bog
toilet
>>53001419
>wanking
masturbating
>german gf staying over
>watching This Means War
>say to my gf that it's weird the guys are angry at each other when she's literally fucking both of them
>ask why nobody is making a big deal out of it
>gf says oh well it's not like it's anything serious
>ask her if she means that it's okay to be going out with someone and having sex with other people then
>she says "you're so british" and laughs
>tfw no face
>>53001372
>>53001357
>>53001411
>>53001431
I think I will dump her, i don't feel well, like I might vomit
>>53001482
RON
>>53001419
10 i think, nothing came out. things started coming out when i was about 12.
who /5.5inches/ here?
>>53001294
>buying condoms with the gf for the first time
>she goes for trojan magnums
>babe, not those, they'll slip off
>oh my last bf could wear them no problem
>things were never the same between us
>tfw
>>53001506
shit off, cunt
>>53001495
No, louis ck is the cuck enforcer, I'm talking at the big cheese, the arch-cuck, the man with the plan.
>when you could fap and orgasm without cumming
No cleanup was the shit.
>>53001516
stay strong fa͏m
>>53001506
wasn't funny the first time yank
get a new gimmick
>>53001254
I hope you develop cancer and can't afford the treatment.
>>53001419
11. I used to cum on a dressing gown and then hang it behind my door.
Gave it away to some kid in bulgaria in some shoebox thing my school had.
>>53001539
In girth? yes lad that's me ;))
>>53001267
no dont think i was
although i do remember you mentioning that you were, in your words, "monged out"
sounds like you on any number of friday nights over the past 2 months tbqh (acronym for the phrase "to be quite honest")
>>53001565
this has never happened to me 2bh
how do you not cum
>>53001539
LITTLE
>>53001570
gonna show my mom this post, she wont like that one bit
>>53001419
i was 12. still vividly remember the first time i saw my cock shoot.
>>53001564
owen jones?
>>53001540
>le magnums
not much different from regular condoms
they don't slip off anymore than any other variety does.
I'm not even really sure what the difference is, they feel the same as "regular" ones
its just a sales ploy imo
>>53001564
Surely you can't mean...
>>53001565
impossible
>>53001596
Be 10 years old
>>53001540
ahaha i'm keeping this
considering reviving my short-lived "ree ree normies flee" gimmick from the summer
>>53001302
We can't all have the superior taste of our colonial betters, sir.
http://news.sky.com/story/1615638/top-10-cities-reykjavik-seoul-and-hull
>Hull, England
>>53001540
>when the gf takes you to the condom section for the first time
>she starts talking about all the flavours, vibrating shit like a pro
>going bright red under my balaclava
>leave the shop
>>53001385
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1koZChL3IwM
You mean LE WEED MAN is coming to the UK?
Quite enjoying this new Cheshire poster
Perhaps you think you’re pretty still, some perfumed sultry wench
>>53001662
>gif
fuck off
>>53001577
Any of you lads remember your first stiffy?
Got mine when I used to wear my mum's clothes as a kid.
>>53001591
I was monged out afterwords
at approximately 6:30am I believed myself to be sat in some phantom version of my room watching the world end through my third eye
Even poured water on my face to see if I was really dreaming and I didn't wake up, causing me to believe it really was the end of the world
Marina
whats a good comeback to a slag who says your dick is small?
>>53001634
IT'S HIM! HIDE!
>>53001540
>Magnums
Fuck off Yank. I haven't even seen them for sale over here, it's Durex Comfort XL that you buy if you want her to get a wide on before you rattle her
>>53001344
>dipping these in a glass of milk
Jamal.
fucking poignant, whats you're biggest realisation of 2016 so far lads?
>>53001580
>>53001605
n-no pleeeeeeeasse don't bully me ;_;
judge a person by his character, not the size of his organ
Bet you aren't even Lord of your yard
>guys pinned tweet is him saying that if anyone needs weed he sells
>posts pictures of weed all the time
is that stuff usable in court I wonder? like would that be enough evidence for them to search his house or something?
>>53001655
*reeees softly in your ear in agreement*
So how about that Sherlock lads?
>>53001662
there was literately a shooting in hull this morning
>>53001737
that isn't "poignant" at all
>>53001670
>>53001540
>>53001728
>not fucking girls bareback
I am dying you cucks
>>53001267
>>53001230
you know each other ?
>>53001662
this is just a consolation list, every city on there is either boring or shit
>>53001723
just do this lad
>>53001751
dead mcs blud leave me alone
>>53001737
>mfw dolts think 'wherefore art thou' means 'where are you'
>>53001385
You won't get any of your CDs back.
>>53001419
12
been wanking for 10 years now
>>53001723
that's not what your mum said
>>53001779
flags
>>53001678
thank you
>>53001737
Scum always spoke like scum
smoking weed under star projectors
>that isn't "poignant" at all
>>53001767
Sighed when they pulled that feminist crap.
Also i couldnt follow the plot, what the fuck was happening?
might get some of my cds back
Owen Jones is bent and also probably a total pig bottom with a festering poz hole, so how can be be a cuck? Surely he's more of a cuckqueen?
>>53001860
seems unlikely to happen according to my man
>>53001814
how often do you wank?
Want to do a documentary where I purposefully become addicted to different drugs and quit them all
It will take about 18 months to complete
>>53001614
Good, then she can
>get shot
>>53001711
>my third eye
oh dear oh dear oh dear
>>53001885
like 5-8 times a week i'd say
basically every day
>>53001875
>total pig bottom
>festering poz hole
what does this mean?
>>53001891
that's already been done on c4 ages ago la. herion fucked him up.
>>53001891
ill film it
![Brass Eye S01 E01 x264 DVDRip - Animals.mkv_snapshot_11.52_[2016.01.02_20.31.27].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ubdPpr0.jpg "Brass Eye S01 E01 x264 DVDRip - Animals.mkv_snapshot_11.52_[2016.01.02_20.31.27].jpg")
Brass Eye is GOAT 2bh lads
>>53001385
>afraid to speak up
You would get thrown out, disagreement violates #safespace rules.
>be american
>get shot
>be canadian
>get cucked
>be northern
>get wet
>be southern
>get rich
>I haven't looked through my third eye
>>53001843
It was an old case where the bad guy (the wife) shot her brains out but came back from the dead, just like Moriarty at the end of S3E3.
>>53001776
she never wanted to go on the pill la
>>53001737
>Shitskins living in London
>British
well then, it's official - i've cum
>>53001806
what does it actually mean?
>>53001960
just pull out and finish on her face innit
>watching gay porn
>hot hairy stud snogging a qt twink
>stud dry fucks the twink, oh yeah, getting good now
>stud... sucks the twinks willy... bit weird but ok
>they get out the lube and johnnies
>herewego.webm
>set laptop aside, whip out willy and get ready to watch this twink slut get rattled
>stud bends over
>twink fucks him up the arse with his pathetic gay cock
>mfw
>>53001951
>be southern
>get beheaded
>>53001992
haha yeah you're totally right fuck the niggers and pakis hahahaha libcucks BTFO PAKIS OUT FUCK LABOUR
found a job op where you basically move to france for a few months and live in a tent whilst doing manual labour / maintenence with all expenses paid, and then you get a wage on top
sounds very sweet desu
>>53001951
>be irsh
>get cold out
>>53001951
im so london, im so south
what should my diet be if i want to become a twink?
>>53002040
>be northen
>get molested
>>53001951
>be protestant
>get bombed
>>53002059
any more vacancies?
>>53002080
cum
>>53001923
>total pig bottom
One who is utterly obsessed with getting his hole filled, he's completely anally obsessed, white cocks, black cocks, chinky cocks, dildos, fists, whatever, just FILL. THAT. ARSE. that is the mindset of the pig bottom.
>festering poz hole
Poz, as in HIV positive, a diseased hole that it would be a bad idea to stick your willy into without bagging up unless you want the gay plague
>>53002037
bit gay that
>>53002054
Hakim.
>>53002080
cum
>>53002080
Lots of fibre
Who /actlikeanarcissist/ here
>>53002084
>implying I'm from the north
>>53002134
this is why gays should be euthanized.
>>53002164
would
>>53002037
am i gay if i like watching clean shaven twink bubble butts getting boxed by fists? like, i dont wank to anything else gay (except traps if you want to call that gay) and i identify as heterosexual but does this make me gay
>>53002024
when Juliet says it she is asking why Romeo is who he is (a rival and enemy Montague)
>>53002037
Guy getting fucked can't stay hard, I can't stay hard. Why is it so difficult to find porn where both are enjoying it?
>>53002095
dunno senpai
would give you the link but i dont wanna miss out
shouldnt be too hard to find
>>53002024
>Why do you have to be from the other family?
How do i marry her
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhyVTga461s
>>53002203
nah not at all, why would that be gay? :S
>>53002144
my my, is that a name for an asian person? hahaha i get it because it implies i'm that person because only someone with that sort of name could think those things are silly things to say becausre they're like asian or something
i sure have been btfo! good meeming!
me on the right
>>53002230
this is disgusting on so many levels
>>53002250
that brazil lad is fucking hot tbqh
>>53002213
literally don't mind this t b h, you can still enjoy getting fucked up the arse if you're not hard. Some lads stay hard and other's don't.
>>53002238
it's a paki name
you should know, paki scum
>>53002279
>not middle
lmao get a load of this fucking poof
>i sit in phantom versions of my room
>>53000800
>tfw can last the time I want
Good feel
>my my, is that a name for an asian person? hahaha i get it because it implies i'm that person because only someone with that sort of name could think those things are silly things to say becausre they're like asian or something
>i sure have been btfo! good meeming!
New shakespeare £2 coin design lads.
>thanks mr. Skeltal
hate pakis desu lads
>I have never died
>>53002279
He's a trap with aids now
Business idea: suddenly start going out with a qt twink and act like it's completely normal, treat him like you'd treat your girlfriend, hold his hand outside, slap his arse when he goes up to get a round, show them dirty pictures he sends you.
see how they react
>>53002304
oh i get it! that terms a bit racist though isn't it? i definitely wouldnt have the balls to say that on an anonymous imageboard you must be some kind of nutter haha! i'm not a "paki" though i'm white :) just not northern or from thanet tho really
is anyone a paki here?
>>53002347
quite like that quid to be quite honest
