checking in to see what /brit/ is up to edition
interracial cuckoldry
wish i lived in brisbane
oh wait i do, hahahaa
Azusa
>>53003664
crayon
Kyary
>>53003620
good post
>>53003651
good post
>>53003664
good post
>>53003667
bad post
>>53003678
bad post
anime
alri
Not sure which subscription to get lads
>>53003698
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
>>53003691
falklands
>>53003691
bad post
how do I get a paki to suck me
>>53003705
looks a bit like davey camo in this un
http://instasync.com/r/coldout
http://instasync.com/r/coldout
http://instasync.com/r/coldout
ian mckellen's just died lads, shame that
first saruman now gandalf... baka desu senpai
>>53003742
bad post
>>53003743
ok post
>>53003754
good post
>>53003759
get out
>>53003787
Mr.Spock, set phasers to Reddit!!
relatos salvajes
>>53003806
I almost believed you.
>>53003741
hoho
>>53003806
good riddance to the bender
>>53003828
If I get it out I'll be arrested lad
>>53003691
based argies
will give you back malvinas if you wipe out all our weebs and gooklovers
>2016
>no gf
>>53003850
amazing post
>>53003620
Good thread
wew
>>53003930
>malvinas
its called the falklands
guys... I think I lost my folder of caras
I'm feeling kinda directionless right now
>mfw muslims hate everyone
>mfw muslims hate each other
reminder that the middle east was far more peaceful before arabs forced islam on everything
>>53003911
Very good post
bloody hell its only 9
might have a cup of tea
>>53003691
Macri
>>53003899
have you ever watched the big lez show?
>>53003689
doing an eu4
learnt a new word today lads
gravid
means pregnant
seen 4 escorts in the last week lads
>>53004052
>white people disgusing themselves as koreans
so white people pretending to be asian people who are pretending to be white people?
lads do our african friends in london (pic related) get on with pakis? or are there gang wars between them? could we unite with them to rid ourselves of the brown tide once and for all?
Why do I never go out?
When I'm actually out, usually I'll have fun. I know a lot of people here would kill for an invitation to go out with people but I always stay in and I'm even certain why.
>good riddance to the bender
>>53003975
tbqh muslims were all fine and dandy up until the USSR and USA came in and fucked everything up after the ottomans collapsed.
>>53004128
fuck off mudslime apologist
>>53004065
do an albania if you're a rudie
WE
>>53004128
>it's our (your (the white man's)) fault pakis are mean to us (you (the white man)) :((((
fuck off paki
>>53004110
Depends whether they're Muslims or not.
>>53004128
>until the USSR and USA
haha lol literally dindu nuffin the post
>>53003963
good post
>>53003964
magnificent post
>>53003975
good post
>>53003978
amazing post
>>53004006
top tier post
>>53004091
informative post
>>53004128
WE DIN DU NUFFIN
DEY AMERICA FUCK EVERYTHIN UP
@53003678
@53003689
@53003742
@53004052
chinese posters out
@53004197
Janitor, please remove this subhuman from our presence.
>>53004197
shitpost
just got back from a walk
Jesus Christ - the biggest con artist in history. He is deserving of worship for his cunning alone.
>Jesus Christ - the biggest con artist in history. He is deserving of worship for his cunning alone.
just got back from a wank
>Jesus Christ - the biggest con artist in history. He is deserving of worship for his cunning alone.
it is a criminal offence to drive with sandals or flipflops in Spain.
>Jesus Christ - the biggest con artist in history. He is deserving of worship for his cunning alone.
just got back from the dead
>Jesus Christ - the biggest con artist in history. He is deserving of worship for his cunning alone.
have any wank
>Jesus Christ - the biggest con artist in history. He is deserving of worship for his cunning alone
>Jesus Christ - the biggest con artist in history. He is deserving of worship for his cunning alone.
>Jesus Christ - the biggest con artist in history. He is deserving of worship for his cunning alone.
>Jesus Christ - the biggest con artist in history. He is deserving of worship for his cunning alone
FUCK, why do you guys have such shit taste? Waifuing ugly skanks like Kyary and Cara? Urgh
having a go
how many Australians does it take to change a lightbulb?
only one, but it must be a certified electrician since only electricians can legally change lightbulbs in Australia.
>Jesus Christ - the biggest con artist in history, He is deserving of worship for his cunning alone.
>>53004449
not dark enough for you are they
Capitalism is a sham
weren't argentina rangebanned a while ago? why are they still here?
>Jesus Christ - the biggest con artist in history. He is deserving of worship for his cunning alone
thinking about dropping out of uni
done two years now on a year out (cause i failed an exam) but i just can't face going back
>Capitalism is a sham
>>53004449
only one autist here waifus kyary
and cara is pretty, fuck off.
(she is a bitch though)
>>53004449
>Waifuing ugly skanks like Kyary and Cara? Urgh
1. the only person who likes cara is dutch
2. the only person who likes kyary is literal korean diaspora
>>53004504
they got unbanned
>>53004487
you mums HIV negative status is a sham
wew
How do I go from extra ordinary to extraordinary lads?
>>53004504
>Jesus Christ - the biggest con artist in history. He is deserving of worship for his cunning alone
>>53004530
>cara is pretty
did a wank
>>53004487
Not unlike Christianity.
>>53004523
poor girl has to suck old disgusting dicks to look like that.
>>53004530
>only one autist here waifus kyary
>only one
>>53004546
shoot an arrow up your arse using only a bow and your two hands
>>53004530
>>53004531
You have to fix this shit tho, those ugly mugs make browsing your general an eyesore desu
>tfw no miru gf
*lives in mud hut*
*destroys roman empire*
*genocides baltic people*
*destroys byzantine empire*
*destroys christianity through protestantism*
*invents socialism*
*tries to destroy europe*
*fails*
*gets butthurt*
*tries once again*
*murders millions of european jews and eastern europeans*
*fails once again*
*tries to destroy europe once again through immigration*
who am I?
>>53004586
>poor girl has to suck old disgusting dicks to look like that.
quality tune this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xU2RVQnC3jA
can someone explain the following gimmicks to me
>rorke
>rasheed
>FONT
thanks
>>53004449
I'm pretty sure it's only meme
@53004615
chinese poster out
>>53004615
gross
>>53004618
germans
>>53004605
Based Portugal
>>53004626
dont thank me, i've done nothing for you
as the Thai baht carries the image of the revered King, stepping on currency in Thailand is a criminal offence.
>>53004618
Listen, I'm fucking sick of you sad cunts on /int/ taking the piss out of Wales. It's a proud and noble notion and we certainly don't need any shit from cretins like you.
Having banter in here lads
https://instasync.com/r/goodnorthernlad
https://instasync.com/r/goodnorthernlad
https://instasync.com/r/goodnorthernlad
Come add some videos if you like
>>53004636
she is literally russian
>>53004639
Rasheed
>>53004626
>rorke
something pakis use to tell you they're triggered
>rasheed
when you suspect someone's a paki by their post
>FONT
abbreviation of 'fuck off normie twat'
>>53004565
Fuck you sissy Britty.
>>53004626
FOBTR
(fuck off back to reddit)
https://twitter.com/hashtag/CleanForTheQueen
>>53004724
>>53004724
looks like a fucking tranny
>>53004626
>lel what r dese funny memes??? I need 2 fit in and spam dem even when its not funny
>>53004626
>rorke
when you suspect someone's an insecure racist by their post
>rasheed
something insecure racists use to tell you they're triggered
>FONT
abbreviation of 'fuck off normie twat'
>>53004128
this is the most rasheed post i've ever seen in my life
Should I do nowank2016 or just not worry about any of that shit?
so hard to resist the urge to take a ton of benzos right now
cat just sneezed on my computer
>>53004128
Alri Corbin
Your bull doesn't usually let you on the computer this late
>>53004764
What are you gay? Or are you one of the betas who just likes Asians here?
>>53004833
>doing opiates
you degenerate
Lads, if I dropped a joint out of my window accidentally last night, went out and got it today then dried it out cos it was a bit soggy, is it still alright to smoke? My thinking is that there's either bacteria on it that will make me ill or that the THC was fucked up by the water somehow but I'm not gonna waste a joint
Global communism when
if mumsie doesnt stop packing away the christmas decorations and let me go into the lounge im going to go loco
>>53004833
Currently detoxing from 6 years of benzo use. Not nearly as bad as I expected
>>53004128
t. numbskull
>>53004888
What are you a madman?
it is illegal to eat food during Ramadan in UAE.
https://twitter.com/DaftLimmy/status/683360833632612353
>>53004889
communism literally ruined russia and the surrounding areas
>>53004884
here's your reply
Had two 15 year old qts flirting with me today, they're 16 in mere weeks so I think gf 2016 is off to a racing start weheyy
>>53004170
>Lancelot fucks Arthur's wife Guinevere
LIKE POETRY
>>53004746
what a god awful campaign. i can only imagine it was engineered by a republican undercover
>>53004861
the injection is painless
>>>/pol/59878567
Why doesn't Britstain have any kawaii politicians like America does?
>>53004888
absolute degen
>>53004934
fuck off paki
>>53004905
What was your regular dose?
@53004984
chinese poster out
>mfw a posh southern twat tries to tell me he knows what it's like to be "working class"
>had a gap year on mummy and daddy
>had an opiate pill addiction
>lives in a rich jewish neighbourhood in london
>so many options but still a failure
>tried to relate to me by telling me his parents had a house in france
>literally the definition of "tarquinn"
How do you actually refute Islam?
Limmy is reddit incarnate.
>>53004981
don't let me stop you
>>53004940
That's because communism only works on a global scale. Have you even read Marx?
>>53004968
turbo nonse
>>53004984
fuck off ameriboo
>>53005036
why would something that failed in a country as big as Russia succeed on an even larger scale?
>>53005002
Usually 30mg of valium a day, sometimes I would throw some xanax in there too if I had it. Tapered down to 2mg before jumping off though
>>53005037
I'm 18 bredrin, barely even an age difference
>>53004925
>>53004156
>>53004188
>>53004210
>>53004814
>>53004882
FYI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28QXqXfDAV4
>communism only works when the circumstances are right
>>53005004
i am literally chinese
>>53005011
>tarquinn
good vocab
rightists are mentally ill
>>53005012
with neitzsche
muslims are mentally ill
>>53005036
no communism only works in small dedicated communities that are self sufficient and the only people in them are people who want to be communist
>>53004831
fuck off wanker
>>53005018
ooh denan
>>53005036
I can tell you haven't
I bet you think the Soviet Union collapsed due to "American pressure" as well
>>53005094
when you normally go out for sommat to eat there do you call it "getting a british"?
>>53005094
What should I order from the chinks lad?
>>53004116
Don't worry lad I'm the same
I hate myself for the amount of times I either decline an invitation or don't reply
Being alone is worse but the easier option
>>53005075
>>53005133
>>53005093
It's obvious you haven't read the literature. Do yourself a favor and don't step into a discussion on Marxism-Leninism without preparing yourself for an intellectua lshowdown
>>53005036
kek
>LE ITS NEVER BEEN TRIED XDDDDDDDD
I know a communist in real life and he is the most cringy and embarrassing thing I have ever seen
>>53004984
why is /pol/ so retarded
why do you guys hate muslims, they're not even that bad. Every muslim i've met has been a nice person I event went to the mosque to pray one time, it was so spiritual.
im white btw
going to go for it lads
wish me luck
>>53005084
mhm now post some footage from outside kabul
o wait it was the same primitive tribal shithole it always was
>no TRUE communist state becomes an authoritarian dictatorship
>no TRUE muslim believes in jihad
>no TRUE scotsman would vote No
>>53005093
Haha she's so cheeky, that's why /brit/ loves her of course (even if they pretend to not do so).
>>53005185
Just shitposting lad, no bully
>>53005198
here's your (You)
i want to write murder mystery novels that are neither boring nor set in the early 20th century
>>53004968
Two almost certainly underage slags asked me to walk them home once when I was 18. Powerwalked away from them and my jeans fell down.
>>53005182
>>53005198
>t. paki
>>53005250
alright I'll call the MIDF off for now
communists are mentally ill
muslims are mentally ill
>>53005084
>1950s
under communist control and extremely selective footage
not featured; the vast majority of the population
islam has always had issues and these repeatedly crop up throughout their history
>i want to write murder mystery novels that are neither boring nor set in the early 20th century
mumsie still wont let me into the lounge
going absolutely mental here, really laying on the effing and jeffing, putting my foot down
>>53005247
>all applications of his theories have ended in failure
>what is the NHS
>>53005308
child
gf sent me this
>>53005247
neets make the best philosophers because we have all the time in the world with which to philosophise
>>53005160
After thinking about it I think it's like this:
>staying in - guaranteed 'alright' night
>going out - running the risk of a really bad night
we probably just want the security of not having to risk having a bad night
>>53005292
You're silly, the country would not have been the way it is if the US didn't arm the extremists.
But I know you'll go ahead with denial, denial, denial and say muslim nations can only become more backwards even though the reverse has happened plenty of times in history.
>>53005356
would marry
>>53005152
never heard of that
>>53005157
whatever you like
why are logitech g400 mice like £140
>>53005254
What am I looking at
>>53005163
its obvious you haven't read the literature either you stupid twat, quit taking bloggers and cliff notes tier summaries as truth.
and beyond that, what does it matter what Marx said? Marx was flat out wrong in his ideas of what communism should be.
he's not some God.
the Soviet Union was as proper an application of communist theories as anything, and still it disintegrated due to the inherent flaws in planned economics.
Ever since I left the city, (You)
>>53005400
because they are for pro gamers (like me)
>>53005376
t. Rasheed
Morning lads. Watched any smart anime recently?
>>53005415
who is this guy
see him posted everywhere
>>53005402
a girl's leg m8
I like Britain and Brits t b h
Do you Brits like Russia and Russians? Please explain why
>>53005376
>the country would not have been the way it is if the US didn't arm the extremists.
except for the fact that Afghanistan was always full of ornery tribes fighting one another through all history, occasionally uniting to fuck up the Indians
>>53005400
bought mine for 40 quid 2bh
>>53005445
kanye west
>>53005444
>3 (three) episodes of k-on left
might kill myself when i've watched them
dad's throwing a tantrum
>>53005472
when
>>53005445
Laquan Barbosa
>>53005444
its late evening
>>53005400
Using one right now haha
I also have a g600
how accurate is this?
http://www.literallydarling.com/blog/2013/09/04/cheers-mate-10-things-you-should-never-say-to-a-british-person/
>its obvious you haven't read the literature either you stupid twat
>>53005445
mainstream pop-hop singer
>>53005444
yes
worlds mental innit
>>53005373
Yeah that sounds about right
Annoyingly, the less often you go out the more likely you'll be lightweight/awkward and do something stupid
And thus the cycle continues
>>53005465
You lads are alright
>>53005465
russians are funny af lmao
bought a PS4 for my wife's son lads
uk is pretty shit save for northern ireland where's there's no muslims and the cops aren't cucks and still carry guns
>>53005503
g600 are shit tier
its all about the g400 m8
imagine a /brit/ thread without
>anime posts
>nigger rap posts
>posts about pakis
>posts about leftists
>kpop and jpop posts
>normies talking about their successes with girls
>fedora posts
>degenerates talking about taking drugs
would be quite divine not gonna lie
>>53005465
Not really, it's a fucking miserable wasteland with few redeeming features. qt slags though.
>try to have a reasonable discussion on the true (global) application of communism
>some canadian capitalist ape immediately starts assaulting me and calling me names
my husbands son keeps trying to get in the lounge when I'm trying to put the christmas deccies away and clean up ffs
>>53005465
love russia. was there for 3 weeks in october. took the train from st petersburg to irkutsk (then on to mongolia). st petersburg is comfy. loved watching siberia go by and lake baikal is stunning. the food was really good and the people are not that different from british people, just a bit more depressed and less sense of humour.
Need a bf
>>53005497
September 2014
>>53005444
>anime
>smart
>>53005465
I've only ever met one Russian. It was on holiday and he was telling me how he was going to steal some bar owners moped because he called him a commie
Saw him about an hour later riding around on a moped
>>53005485
therefore is a k-on manga you know
>>53005565
manchester
>>53005550
good lad
>>53005541
there is actually a surprising amount of chinks in northern ireland
>>53005550
Agreed
>>53005400
they don't make them any more
should have bought like like 50 of them when they were £20, would have made a killing
>>53005550
*tumbleweed*
>>53005507
None of those would bother me, who is that mongoloid
>>53005485
Two weeks is what it takes and then it gets better. Watch non non or something if you get to deep
>>53005550
fuck off paki
>>53005338
whats rubbing salt into the wound is that one of the reasons im not being let in is because shes watching twilight
keep telling her that if im not allowed into the bastard room this instant therell be hell to pay but shes taking no notice so im trying whingeing and fake-crying, thats a good trick
stomach hurts lads
feel like it might explode
>>53005565
HEMEL HEMPSTEAD
wish i had a gf
6 foot tall 11 stone here
>when the light reflects off your phone making you think you have a text but you don't
