Bacon edition
balt
bit haram
>>52998328
would it be appropriate for me to text this girl today about a race she said she was going to do yesterday?
>>52998328
Haram thread start again
haram detector is going off lads
>>52998074
>that neck
Please post fit traps itt, thanks
crayon pop
>Tfw googling the job I want and linkedin afterwards to see how people got to where they are
lads x
http://instasync.com/r/coldout
grime is literally shite
>>52998074
Message the girl on facebook and post screenshots
kpop desu lads
Either Cara dies or the meme does.
You autists decide.
gf met some lass from eastenders lads
>that woman
>this whole article
What the fuck.
>It's only terrorism don't be alarmed!
>Pay attention there might be terrorism!
>>52998369
very cute post
>>52998399
>>52998433
CHINESE POSTERS OUT
FUCK OFF
FUCK FUCK FUCK OFF
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1NLuRITmqRo
Evolution is a myth.
Global warming is a myth.
Female orgasm is a myth.
Drug addiction is a myth.
Abortion should be illegal.
Being gay is a choice.
>>52998441
is your gf the leader of the snp party?
VERY IMPORTANT POLL
http://strawpoll.me/6431065
http://strawpoll.me/6431065
http://strawpoll.me/6431065
>>52998411
Made my post after the new lads
Me on the right
Left-wing ideology is the spookiest of all. The pure survival of abstract spooky ideals over the individual; using a haunting presence of social stigmatisation to control each host.
slags desu
>>52998447
Forgot link desu lads
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-35213879
>>52998187
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9RxqXZ9bxk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2IzqD-z8trY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7JVCGsbtm94
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRA4cp8h9hA
me on the left
>>52998503
1 is banging
2 is butters
www.4chan.com/r/4chan/52998423
don't think thats entirely true lad
>>52998526
this
>>52998397
>Polish genetics
http://instasync.com/r/coldout
http://instasync.com/r/coldout
http://instasync.com/r/coldout
Please post sissy brit boys itt, thanks
Welcome to the future.
The BBC has turned so shit it's not even funny.
>>52998506
i dislike how people are normalising terrorism now.
fuck off i should be able to look at my phone whenever i fucking like. if those cunts didn't import millions of anti-western rasheeds we wouldn't be discussing this. literally fuck this world.
>>52998496
>>52998524
I'm going to fucking find you cunts and break your fucking arms off so you can't chinese post anymore
http://strawpoll.me/6431101
http://strawpoll.me/6431101
http://strawpoll.me/6431101
>>52998557
>bitch
is this a form for dogs? haha
I WOULD DRAG MY DICK THROUGH 16 MILES WORTH OF GLASS TO HEAR HER FART THROUGH A WALKIE TALKIE
wish i had a gamer gf :(
>>52998496
that song you posted was too like chaotic or whatever
prefer more chilled stuff desu
>>52998565
Can't criticise Islam though that's racist.
>>52998496
*unsheathes katan*
*disarms you*
*levatates with your sword and mine*
DUAL WIELD!!!
*smirks*
Is that really the best you can do?
*laughs at you*
*steals your waifu*
*burns your burger*
Pathetic.
>>52998544
I'd join but my microphone is JUST tier :'<
>>52998565
Maybe you should stop being racist and voting for governments that bomb other countries
>>52998519
can't argue with this, ontour lad
>>52998557
wheres the sexual offender option
>mfw a yank thinks i give 2 hoots what he says
>>52998632
you don't need a mic
its just synced youtube videos
>>52998557
>stone
>>52998481
drug addiction is a myth though
it's all willpower
>>52998669
Oh shit got it confused with that other one lmao
Embarrassing mistake
>>52998528
What are the chances Brendan knows about the meme?
>>52998557
>No option of He-Man
Triggered
>>52998686
just pretend it never happened
>>52998677
t. Peter
Met Hayley for 3 hours because after reading of all the things she does and all her equipment, thought I would make an afternoon of it and spend some quality time with her. We undressed each other, kissed, touched each other bodies then went to the bedroom. Hayley gave me a bj, hand job, and a great prostate massage, resulting in me cumming.
For round 2, she took me into a sort of dungeon where she kept loads of her equipment, including a great sex swing. I mounted that, she smothered my ass with lube and took turns with different toys bashing my asshole, which was lovely. Next up, she fucked me hard in ass with strap on until I cum again. We then went back to bedroom, I fucked her in pussy, then anal.
We tried out some of her electrical sex equipment, hadn't used these before myself, but hayley definitely knew what she was doing and seemed to get enjoyment out of zapping me with these. The first was like a wand that gave a shock to my cock and balls, the other was attached with some pads stuck to my dick snd these waves of electrical currents seems to get harder snd harder , really enjoyed that. Hayley just kept turning it up for more powerful shocks until I couldn't take it anymore, I did last quite a while though, very pleasurable those.
We then fucked again, hayley spitting in my face, hands round my throat. We then a littlr bit of watersport with Hayle going on me. Also used butt plugs, nipple play with these suction things, they were good. She also gave me a good spanking I the living room where she bent me over a large cage/table, whipping my as till it was red raw.
>>52998677
so babies who are born with an addiction to drugs because their mother is an addict are just faking it or what?
Doing a WiFi unban at midnight lads
Just fucking wait on it
>>52998706
Cheers la'
just cocked that wank right up and no mistake
fuck off DICKS
>>52998733
have you even read my book? i cover this issue in depth
t. peter
Controversial opinion:
If you get upset about being called certain pronouns and make a point of letting your sexuality/sex/ideology define you then you are making up for the fact you are an otherwise boring person lacking any redeemable qualities, so are trying to make your own to seem interesting.
This also applies to people who define themselves solely based on where they're from, double marks if you're an American and going on about muh heritage, although being proud of where your from is fine.
Also applies if you do things like support football and arbitrarily try and measure up as the biggest football fan
>>52998733
just for the fucking attention tbqh lad, classic attention seeking behaviour
vaccines cause autism
>>52998772
>Controversial opinion
maybe on tumblr you bellend most people dont even know that shite exists
people who want to leave the EU are racists
>>52998528
alri
>Controversial opinion:
>>52998731
poleaboo?
EXTRA EXTRA
PEOPLE CAN'T BE IDENTIFIED BY THEIR GENDER
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-35214487
God exists.
>>52998778
you speaking from experience?
>tfw you realise your oneitis is a bit annoying
>>52998838
Amen
>>52998813
Really?
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/jan/02/call-to-remove-gender-from-uk-passports-and-driving-licences
>Passports and driving licences should not state if the holder is male or female because it causes problems for transgender people, a Conservative MP has said.
Labour voters are grubby little white supremacists.
>>52998778
Rorke
>>52998833
>Gender details on passports also do not assist with identification she added
>>52998833
makes me want to end it all
>>52998880
you speaking from experience?
Got my new t-shirt, guys! What do you think? ;3
me in the middle
>>52998611
Hmm yes okay then
https://youtu.be/mUT3KoxVzQg
>>52998624
*it was a hologram*
>>52998751
Elaborate please
>>52998921
>gif
fuck off
>get gf whos exactly like me
>everything she does annoys me
FUCKING JUST
UKIP voters are reactionary little-englanders
>God exists.
>>52998941
Original
The number of people who label themselves socialists despite being liberals/advocating reformed capitalism is beyond me. You're confused.
These sorts of people are a hindrance to socialism. They're so confused with what they themselves want, they forget about the masses.
You like capitalism because it benefits you but you think labelling yourself a socialist looks good. Smh
t. Tesco worker
>>52998833
so its either coming to this or being a paki muslim
>>52998855
yes we vaccinated my wife's son
now all he does is post korean pop stars every day on the Anglo section of the international community on a Vietnamese floral decoration site
>>52998952
>This video contains content from [Merlin] Warp Records, who has blocked it in your country on copyright grounds.
fuck off yank
>>52998937
when is your operation to complete transition scheduled?
>>52998597
iktf
morals don't exist
>>52998896
>theguardian
you know how niche this is right?
>>52998867
iktfb
>>52998397
What makes her so attractive, ribenalad?
>When customers ask u to check in the back for something, honestly why don't u go in and look for it yersel ya fuckin prick
t. Tesco employee
might report Sara Tbh does anyone know where she works?
>>52998937
Would unironically go out with her. Fucking hell. :( she's perfect
>>52999012
It's on every major news outlet you dumb cunt
>>52998941
salsa's a qt
BLACKED when?
>>52999012
>racists still pay for news
YOU
CANT
MAKE
IT
UP
>>52998731
Do these sort of people really exist
>>52999002
>>52998597
Just get a gf and make a gamer out of her
it's not even that hard, games are fun
>>52999037
tesco in edinburgh
>>52998998
Warp is British what the fuck.
>>52999012
Guarding is one of the most popular websites, that's what it's all about these days, idiot
>>52999037
>TESCO
hahahahaahahahahahahaha
hahahahaahahahahahahaha
hahahahaahahahahahahaha
hahahahaahahahahahahaha
hahahahaahahahahahahaha
>>52998952
didnt prepare correctly so afterwards had to stealth-dash to the loo in a state of extreme disorder if you follow my meaning
>>52998998
>fuck off yank
he doesnt like that
lmao
>>52999037
>you will never spunk on her lovely white face
>mfw muds are so insecure about their race they pretend to be white on the internet
>tfw m8 has gone from being a SJW commie to basically a national socialist
Weird desu, wonder if I had any influence on that.
Accidentally disrespected my mum, lads.
>on the phone with her
>she asks how I'm doing and I tell her I'm cloning my laptop's OS from hard disk drive to solid state drive
>after I finish telling her this I start saying "I guess you won't understand most of this, I must sound like the adults from Charlie Brown from your perspective"
>short silence afterwards while I realise I've called her an idiot
>ask her how she's doing
who has an /italiangirlfriend/?
>>52999061
ye maybe mocking it on anything more than a few dozen people read and the bbc trying to be neutral
>>52999080
>Just get a gf
AWWW MATE!!!!!!
>>52999052
Thank you ;333, but I have a boyfriend
>pic related
>>52998952
Alberto Balsam is GOAT aphex song and also GOAT shampoo
>>52999135
your funeral
How do I improve my English lads?
>>52998896
There are about 5 trannies in the whole of England why are they being pandered to so much?
>I call human beings that are a different color from me """muds"""
>>52999123
>mfw racists are so insecure about everything they pretend being white is something to be proud of
>>52999012
>all those daily mail readers
what a bunch of bloody racists
>>52999086
I found a different video of it, bit odd for it to be blocked like that desu
Much better then your previous offering
>>52999135
why do Italian women love British cock so much?
>>52999177
duolinguo m9
>>52999167
why?
>>52999095
no its not, look at how many views those sites get theyre totally irrelevant
>>52999177
Practice.
I'm nearly 25 and I've never had a gf. I want to die.
>>52999159
I bet he's prepped the bull multiple times ;^)
>>52998974
>people who want no ownership of property and sharing of wealth really just want more stuff for themselves
>>52999159
Hmm. Well are the two of you looking for a white bull?
>>52999181
>w-w-why are minorities being given rights?!
>>52999182
this guy literally looks like me with thicker eyebrows
>>52999159
>jag_på_bilden
wait a minute.... my swedish is rusty but...
>>52999216
Life is suffering
>>52999109
Haha what a knob you are.
Alright lads going to Arby's for lunch now like a RIGHT OLD YANK hahaha
>>52999191
because they're slags and are bored of Italian men
>>52999187
well, it is. why else do shit-tier humans flock to white countries?
>>52999204
they dont age well
>>52999182
>color
Fuck off yank
>>52999005
wanker
>>52999216
You mean Jamal? Hahaahaha, yeah he has xdd
>>52999236
he's a britposter, maybe you're related :^)
>>52999187
It is
>>52999261
they age better than British women so I'm fine with it
How often — if at all — do you check yourself during masturbation?
>>52999220
>White
No thanks ;pp
brit on vacation here>>52999280
>>52999246
Meant for >>52999210
>>52999236
dropped
>>52999247
ta-ra luv
>>52999187
>implying that germans are 100% white
Top news sites by traffic
1 - Reddit
2 - Yahoo
3 - CNN
4 - Nytimes
5 - Huffingtonpost.com
6 - Google News
7 - Theguardian.com
>>52999280
have a coat and a jumper that looks exactly like those too
getting spooked now
Was mathematics created or discovered?
>>>/tv/64391283
this is what we'll be using when TMO comes on
make sure to migrate
>>52999268
why does the bull always have to be black? are you some kind of racist?
which part of Spain should I move to lads
>>52999323
Ahh, knew it, thought I'd ask anyway aha
>>52999339
guardian confirmed good news source
daily fail btfo
>>52999355
kentqt, I have a good icebreaker for you
it's you
>>52999229
They should be given 'rights' but not to the detriment to others.
>>52999404
also a shirt like that
>>52999380
andalucia if you want sun
barca if you like cities and pollution
madrid if you like bigger cities and terrible scenery
>>52999380
benidorm
>>52999127
People usually grow up like this. He will stabilise in a few years
>>52999364
created, obv
>>52999395
Lol
It seems that English is going to become a flective language again.
>>52999324
>vacation
No brit says vacation, fuck off yank.
>>52999373
>black
He's swedish, you fucking racist
>>52999440
I've heard Barca is shit so not there
Andalucia might be fun, around the Malaga area
>>52999193
That might work, but I don't know if I really have the discipline to keep doing it very long
>>52999209
Is shitposting considered practice?
>there are "men" in this thread that don't drink full fat (blue top) milk
where can i find a qt, introverted, racist white girl in the UK lads?
>>52999486
I ask myself this question every day
>>52999486
Australia
>>52999483
how fat are you?
>why yes i am doing dry january
>>52999475
You need to actually talk out loud to people m8.
I bet most non native posters on 4chan sound like shit desu
>>52999469
barca's actually decent tbqh m8
and andalucia's good but if you're the guy from the other thread, they speak like scouse spanish its fucking impossible
>>52999475
I don't see why not? Shitposting here also gives you the added benefit of dropping yankisms early on.
>>52999437
Maybe you were really drunk or something. I only have those three images haha
>book quiet carriage for 3 hour train
> rasheed and his 26 children all screaming around me while he's on the phone
AH FOR FUCK SAKE
>>52999486
I don't think there are any introvert girls in the UK
Are there any girls here who don't go out and get smashed every Friday?
>>52999525
im doing a dry 3 months 2bh
>>52999483
do brits not like buttermilk?
>>52999486
northern ireland?
>>52999426
>white people who think that their opinion matters
>>52999523
skinlet nonse detected
>>52999523
actually I'm a skeleton
6'5
12.5 stone
why does super hot curry make you sweat lads? i just ate some and i'm sweating to fuck. please no fat jokes i barely weigh 10 stone
>>52998833
Why can't these people just fuck off and die?
Captcha: Dumville Ave
>where can i find a qt, introverted, racist white girl in the UK lads?
>>52999525
Dry january is a normie thing though
>>52999568
Why should the opinion of the minority matter more than the majority? If you don't like it, leave.
>>52999550
nah the beard isn't quite the same as what I can grow
Wouldn't put it past me to do such a thing though
>>52999486
thanet tbqh la
>>52999549
>daily mash
>>52999486
i dont know about qt or introverted but you could easily just find the nearest chav slag and there you go
>>52999536
yeah the accents might be a bit annoying, but in barca I would have to deal with bloody Catalan
Anyway I'm basically living there until I run out of money, my dad died so I don't feel like caring anymore
>>52999598
it can be normie but still fedora
/brit/ official theme music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wzylm9fdUxQ
doing a poo wank
>>52999563
i h-hope ;_;
>Why should the opinion of the minority matter more than the majority? If you don't like it, leave.
>>52999259
>bored of Italian men
Top kek, like British men are sexier
>>52999626
rip dad
sounds like a good choice lad, learning spanish will be a laugh and life is cheap af atm there, shitty euro and unemployment is a bonus for us
>>52999603
It's our country now
>>52999532
Have you ever heard a Dutch person talk English?
That's what I sound like, probably.
>>52999659
>tfw no gf
>>52999681
really really gay post this
>>52999681
American slags can't enough of us so why not Italian birds?
>>52999681
we're not as bad looking as /int/ as says
>>52999659
that looks like the haircut you'd give to a lobotomised patient
do you lads ever have a place in the back of your mind when your browsing the internet
like you sort of envision the posts and screen against a backdrop of that place in your mind
that's the best way i could explain it
>>52999532
You even doesn't realize how russian from anglos sounds for us
>>52999580
>trick your body into being hot
>act surprise when you sweat to cool down
>>52999709
I've heard many Dutch people speaking English but obviously the proficiency varies.
>>52999606
from wikipedia:
>Health is worse in Thanet than in England on average
>Life expectancy is lower than for England
>There are health inequalities: in deprived areas life expectancy is 5 years lower for women and 10 years lower for men
>Teenage pregnancies are high compared to the England average
>Estimated smoking rates are average but death rates from smoking are significantly higher
>Binge drinking is around the national average
>Children are significantly less active than average
>Significantly higher than average number of people admitted to hospital for alcohol-specific conditions
>Significantly higher than average rate of diabetes
>Significantly higher than average rate of mental health problems
sounds perfect
>>52999709
I have
his voice was beautiful desu
don't tell him I said that
(dutch is still the most disgusting language on the planet though)
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1451763139643.webm
lads please watch this and comment your thoughts
>>52999758
cunning ruse
>>52999681
They should see me then
>it can be normie but still fedora
>>52999604
despairing of mine at the moment tbf, thought it was doing a bit better when i was away but saw some old pics recently and theres been no progress at all
not best pleased
Found £10 on the floor in Sainsburys earlier.
Not a bad day.
>>52999681
I'm an average looking bloke and I was pulling a new girl every day when I was in California, American girls are pathetically easy for Brits
>>52999740
Oh definitely, any non native speaking a language sounds weird.
B R I T I S H P U S S Y F O R P A K I C O C K
>>52999648
I'm a bit gay lads
Bought this "underrail" game that's been getting viraled on /v/ haha
>growing a beard
>>52999738
did you fail english lad
>>52999771
top fucking lols, no wonder ukip do so well there
>>52999800
I've got a decent moustache and chinbeard going but the colour is simply awful
need to shave it before I go back to work desu
>>52999810
oh thanks for picking that up for me la, drop it round later yeah?
>>52999721
yeh theyre really easy to get with ha ha
>>52999787
is this autism
>>52999709
Dutch lools like a mix of serbian and deutch, because a lot of je, ie, ij.
But sounds like a more soft deutch.
The difference beetween deutch and dutch is like beetween polish and ukrainian
>>52999810
That was mine give it back.
