equality edition
primeros
alri
resubbed to WoW, AMA
Hot chocolate and panini to go
Just had two literal 15 year old qts flirting with me irl lads, not even a nonce haha lmao
kpop desu lads and a tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3RwlB_Tf4M
Pizza patricians don't exist
Fact: Dr. Oetker 'Ristorante' pizzas are the most popular pizza in Italy.
>de gay
not bad lads
Watford? More like Untford, am I right?
crayon pop
>>52996087
chinese posters out
My cousin looks fucking fantastic in her NYE pic to be frank. So far out of my league just kill me
Pineapple is the best topping
why are the 4chan filters so anti-infinite chan
just fuck off, i'm trying to post a funny webm
>>52996068
would really quite like to shag her t b q h w y
>>52996070
you'll be bored within a day or two
AMA
hell im patrice
(new gimmick)
>>52996125
that isn't a pleb choice, that's a fucking mentally ill freak choice.
I am the good guy yes,
from a bad boy ends
around here they trust my pen
>>52996123
Post plz lad
Anyone up for a 2016 /brit/ camping meet in brecon?
Thinking about turning to a life of crime
Not for the money or anything though, just because I like crime. I have antisocial personality disorder.
>grime "music"
>britbong education
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7s9Jv8vS2qE
>>52996125
I recently found out that I liked pineapple on pizza ironically.
Pizza... I mean Kyary haha
>>52996092
source?
Olives are THE best pizza topping.
If you disagree you are a bottom-feeding swine.
>>52996148
me on the left
>>52996151
Didn't some lad get bummed to death during the /brit/ brecon trip earlier this year?
>>52996126
Bet it's shite
>>52996168
Oi rudeboi shut up
>>52996148
Apart from the acne scars she actually looks better without makeup. She should just use foundation desu.
>>52996175
yank """"Education"""""
>>52996149
not worth the risk
>>52996148
>"OMG that guy has bad skin ewwwww he must not take care of his skin uuurgrh"
women were a mistake
>waifubots when?
>>52996168
love that meme picture X^)
This morning I was out doing a little shopping just went into the chemist to buy make up and hair products and a client I saw a couple of weeks ago with a woman that I'm assuming was his mother. He was just staring at me the whole time nervously like he was expecting me to walk over to his mum and yell out "Hey guess how much your son paid me to ride him like a pony!?" I guess he has family local to me. You could tell he couldn't wait to run out of there but he had to help with the basket so he's just standing there fidgeting looking at me. Had a good laugh to myself on the way home about it. If he had just ignored me I doubt anyone would even notice but he was making it super obvious seeing me made him uncomfortable.
>>52996148
this was in my r9k folder for some reason
>>52996070
On a German server?
>>52996168
>implying grime isnt the sound of England
I even found a video of Zoey rapping if anyone is interested in a link?
>walk into pub
>see this
wat do?
>>52996175
fucking hell.
This type of instrumental and MCing just screams 1990s Northern underclass. Truly depressing.
>tfw really self conscious about my music taste
>everyone I know thinks I hate music because I refuse to tell them what type of music I listen to
>I actually love music and listen to it all day
feels bad
>>52996239
is that sharon osborne
>>52996239
"alri lads"
I'm not scared of d e velopment
d e velopment ain't in the mafia
>>52996239
Turn 360 degrees and walk away
>>52996223
The one on the right looks great without makeup though
>>52996221
>she literally spent 5 minutes writing hash-tags
what the fuck is wrong with people?
>>52996239
>Why am i in 2011 haha mental
>>52996239
Leave.
>>52996217
True though isn't it. I wash my face and I don't have any acne
lad who ordered the pizza here
toppings are
>Garlic sauce, garlic sausage, pepperoni & sweetcorn
>>52996251
Same desu
>>52996230
I'll probably choose an English one
>>52996135
what do you like to do in your spare time
>>52996239
2011 was a fine year for degeneracy
>>52996175
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uja3W-ibifc
>>52996293
>tfw I wash my face every day and still get acne
JUST
yeah man i'm from (bow e3)
07981697033 i'm so e3
whole of e3's got so much talent
i hope you see
>>52996286
These idiots literally live for attention
>Pork chops in my tummy
>Glass of spiced apple cider in my hand
>Big leather armchair
>Dog lying at my feet
>Roaring fire
>/brit/posting
We're hitting comfort levels that shouldn't even be possible. :3
>>52996251
I can't talk about anything with anyone in this regard. You are not alone pal
>>52996235
Who is Zoey?
I see the name here sometimes..
>>52996297
What's her name?
yeah im from the 212
http://strawpoll.me/6430594
>>52996223
#4 looks better without makeup imo
#1 and #3 are going over the top and making things worse
#2 needs bangs or smth
>I want you to notice
>when I'm not around
>You're so fucking special
>I wish I were special
>>52996251
post fav. artists, i'll let you know.
>>52996299
I spend too much time on /brit/. I go to the gym, read, listen to music and socialise. Desperately need a proper hobby though, might get back into road cycling.
>>52996326
1 > 2 >>> 3
Bet you do want to fuck
Fuck em like you do want to cum
>>52996320
**07961897033
>>52996109
Gummi a best maybe I think
Why are these so many nonces on O2 4g?
I keep copping other people's bans for cp
Found a weird man on youtube that flexes on his web cam and does "live shows" for gay Indian men,
>this was in my r9k folder for some reason
>>52996326
2 all day everyday
More of her???
>>52996286
The more you write the more likely people are to see it when browsing randomly. Smart actually
>>52996297
Why do girls do pics like this in the kitchen? Do they not realise that they only look appealing in the kitchen if they're wearing an apron?
>>52996251
fucking wet rag m8 I wouldn't hang out with you
>>52996311
unironically live close to these lads
>>52996380
every network has a shitelord of cp bans
its like every other time i try to post from my phone
>>52996311
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iC-EC9YA2_s
>>52996382
Is he you?
>this was in my r9k folder for some reason
>>52996295
>garlic sausage
enjoy the endless burps later on
i am the meet and greeter
hot like heater
vegetable eater
chipmunks on some sideman ting
passenger seater
come like skepta
lyrical repeater
>>52996382
how is your dad anyway
>>52996423
No. He's bald.
>>52996400
Funny and original. Women in the kitchen amrite? Xd
im going out to a club with just one mate
the heck do you do
guess that cunts getting eaten
>>52996405
How's the water?
Would you shag Anne for £1000?
>>52996451
like your mums fanny
>>52996446
D double e is that u?
>>52996443
lol babby stomach
>>52996295
>sweetcorn
Extremely disappointed
>>52996372
>>52996326
2 is fucking delicious looking
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1kob45IZME
>British women
>>52996474
maybe 3000+
>>52996447
He's doing quite well. Found yours on Youtube too. Good to see he's still working.
>>52996462
normie club: drink yourself silly and try to pull
music club: take MDMA and dance the night away
>>52996462
Dance to the tunes
work on monday
>>52996494
This.
>was getting at least 6 matches a day on tinder when I was 17
>after turning 18 and tinder starts showing people over 18 from now on I'm getting maybe 2 matches a week
>mfw i went from being a big fish in a small pond to being a small fish in a large pond
>no matter how good looking I was when I was underage, it won't help me now since they'll all go for older men
J U S T
>>52996295
that'd be me haha how much i owe you lad
>>52996070
I resubbed to SWTOR
>>52996474
would rather shag bradley
>>52996446
>devilman
have a fucking giggle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e03SVZ_tz3o
Is Kermode autistic?
>>52996502
hahah that's my dad alrig
>>52996546
absolute nutter
>>52996462
done it before 2bh nothing weird about it if youre good mates
lads
http://instasync.com/r/coldout
http://instasync.com/r/coldout
http://instasync.com/r/coldout
http://instasync.com/r/coldout
>>52996474
Ive only got 20£ mate
>>52996458
It's true though
>>52996532
post more
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'nother flow i'm the don of
i'm still writin can't keep man off
do what they cannot
if ya not a fan of ma music
find a cliff, hang off
>>52996441
you forgot the fedora numbnuts
>>52996299
>I'll probably choose an English one
Best 'community' is Draenor horde. Lot of more mature Brits Scandis and Euros. I play on Ravencrest and all shitty troll kids. Been that way for years but my friends are there so.
>>52996353
Don't know if I have a favourite artist desu
Here's the last 3 songs I listened to
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aA5p1TU1MT8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vecrh7SXfRU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7O4uo3azc3M
My m8s all listen to house and grime so I know they'd hate the music I like and call me a fag anyway
>>52996532
built like a brick shithouse
such enrichment
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EkxebsumAw
>built like a brick shithouse
Some kids put their phone number on Youtube in 2010 lads. Wonder what would happen if you rang it now. They want to trade Booker T for a break-through table or other accessories.
>>52996591
How many man here actually like grime??
swing that bat to your face
PROPAAAAAA
>>52996624
>gif
fuck off
>>52996552
fucking kek
>>52996624
join us on instasync x
i'm australian
>>52996589
>>52996640
me but i always post about it tbqh
Does anyone else feel really weird after they drink coke or pepsi?
>>52996634
I once phoned up people who posted letters to Xmen comics in the 60s.
Most of them answered, had no ida what I was talking about and hung up. But one lady remembered the letter and how happy she was when they printed it and replied. Apparently she'd married three soldiers and they'd all died in combat.
desu
>i'm australian
>>52996620
Nice taste lad, don't listen to the grime plebs
Lately I have become frighteningly aware of my own mortality. I've started to suffer from mild death anxiety.
What philosophers can help me cope with mortality and the transience of life? Are there any philosophers who have made credible arguments for an afterlife or benevolent God?
>>52996640
Bit Londony for me.
>>52996708
thats fuckin brutal mate
>>52996708
fuck off you blubber filled morphsuit
http://strawpoll.me/6430679
http://strawpoll.me/6430679
http://strawpoll.me/6430679
http://strawpoll.me/6430679
important poll
>>52996708
>>52996418
>playing scrabble
What's wrong with Scrabble?
>>52996589
Think I found two siblings dry humping on Youtube. But it asks you to sign in to view it, so I'll never know for sure. I thought Youtube had rules about this kind of thing though?
don't mind us lads just checking in for a bit ;) haha seriously it's all good just checking you're not worshipping talos, yeah? i know you wouldn't since you're sound mates and all, i really do respect you guys, but just gotta be careful these days, can't trust anyone! not that i dont trust you guys, you're fucking great waheyy!
but yeah, as long as you're not worshipping talos we're all good mate, it's sound.
>>52996723
Birmingham, manny and bristol are all great for grime as well la
>>52996624
what a fit girl sansa is
>Azealiaposting
sally brown shes a creole lady
fact of the matter is my bars totally merk
happy new year? more like crappy poo year
>>52996829
Doubt it
Me in the club with the lads
>>52996474
Think Bradley has t b h, he's always pretty protective of her when she gets bantered by contestants
>British
>>52996789
This one is a classic, those tits look so fucking nice for titwanking, fucking hell
>>52996803
the only thing bristol is good for is trip hop
>sweetcorn
good god
>>52996821
way hey roll and go
>>52996845
Go to bed bruce
>>52996866
portishead mentioned
>>52996860
hej sven
>chilling with the lads
>one of the lads asks what it'd be like to have a foot fetish
>I told him "you'd feel the same way about feet as you do about tits and arses"
>he says "so you'd want to smack feet? Cos that's how I feel about arses"
Is he retarded?
>>52996856
that video gave me nightmares as a kid
want a gf who can crush my dick with her strong grip
>>52996855
EEERRRRRRRRRMMMMMMM... YOU CUNT
WHERE WAS YOU FOR THE LAST 12 MONTHS
ill spend my entire day playing eu4 if im not carefuul haha im a sad bastard
>>52996859
>>52996866
Splitz prohets, Harts, SWMT, buggsy, 0117 crew are all bangin la
>>52996856
Saw that music vid when I was a young lad, shat myself teebeeaitch
>>52996907
remove ottomans
>>52996883
i was thinking massive attack but yeah
>>52996896
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiGDWDwDrCQ
>>52996889
>He doesn't like spanking a nice, round, firm arse
Fuck off shirt lifter
>>52996918
SWMT?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmecDONUESg
Me just talking lads.
wish 9/11 never happened
2nd of Jan lads. What should I wank to?
>>52996802
YOL TOOR SHUL
>>52996896
My gf is surprisingly really strong, it's a bit scary tbqh
>>52996866
Check out FireTV: Music if you think bris isnt good for grime
Or simzcitytv
haha this proper old timey bloke made a tune called lick my arse HAHA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C78HBp-Youk
>>52996678
fucking hell, they're incredible
>>52996981
gay scat
>>52996721
Philosophy is hard work lad, you need to get several books under your belt before you can even start to consider what bits are right for you and make sense. If you are up for it, start on a quote site and look for ones that interest and move forward from there. Be aware that any philosophy written by a 50 year old is likely not going to be fully understandable until you are 50, philosophy is a bit odd like that as many thoughts come experiences of life not just random ideas.
>>52996976
good goy
>>52996948
bit old
>>52996981
traps
>>52996815
bit of a racist slag desu would shag though
>>52996981
it should be illegal that she doesn't do hardcore porn
>>52996959
Ichi, karma and dreamz
New crew desu but they got bars
Know them personally lel so its a bit of a self plug
>>52996981
I'd rather you didn't post webms of my gf m8
>>52997009
haha he did it the manman
wish I had boobs
What would happen if there was a nuclear strike and you were just on /brit/? I don't really watch TV or anything or listen to the radio and I spend a lot of time in the house on my own with the windows and blinds closed, do we still have air raid sirens? Would the internet just go off?
Worries me sometimes that I'd get caught out.
>Philosophy is hard work lad
>>52996802
me on the left
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmht9ycmdBk
>>52997056
whoops, MADman
don't notice that will you ha
>>52997058
Poleaboo wishes he had friend, a job, no criminal record, a drivers license, a gf and/or a university degree
>>52996976
why
Didn't realise that the woman from Robocop was so hot
>>52997051
lisnin now, well plugged good sir
i shall plug tommy dockerz in return
>>52997068
Chances are unless muzzies got access to nukes there would be some build up to such a scenario occuring
L A D S
http://strawpoll.me/6430762
http://strawpoll.me/6430762
>>52997068
Basically this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcJCLf-Uv74
What's your life plan lads?
I work in media relations and I plan to build up experience for ten years then just join a company like Google and live happily ever after
>>52997111
3000 people died
>>52997112
>hot
Fuck off yank
>>52997049
Honestly thinks it's just because she loves and needs the BWC and is a bit ashamed of it, all she needs is a good deep dicking and she'll be a good girl and keep her gob closed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVUxWjHY614
Flour puff Jim.
>>52997118
I'm sure the Japs got plenty of warning
The white man is a savage with no regard for human life
>>52997100
I've had enough of you Ribena.
Going to e-mail Aberdeen police HQ and tell them about you using the internet.
http://instasync.com/r/coldout
http://instasync.com/r/coldout
http://instasync.com/r/coldout
>>52996605
I picked Outland but thanks.
>>52997132
studying meme degree with language atm, gonna go work for the FCO when i graduate tbqh, if not just join up with DFID and save lives
>>52997132
I have no idea how the world works so I don't know yet
shitposting on /vg/ lads
people outside of /brit/ feel so gullible
>>52997146
because of western intervention
>>52997068
Police stations and other govt buildings still have them I think, fucking scary when they test em - they used to do it once a year where I lived as they are flood sirens too. Internet would be turned off if possible before the strike to protect any copper but it would be unlikely unless it was after hostilities began not a first stirke.
>>52997146
3000 Ameriblubbers
>>52997092
post a good one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_EKpLhsYGc
>>52997132
travel until i'm 35 then kill myself
>>52997054
sorry bruv, won't happen again
>>52997043
Who is the best trap atm (at the moment) iyo (in your opinion)
>>52997121
fuck off murderer
>>52997194
where did you get this pic of me
>>52997113
Rah wtf i used to live next to the park hes in, in the linez video
Used to bun grade there regularly
Rate it
>>52997068
What if it was an accidental thing though? I'd say there's probably more chance of that than a conventional nuclear war breaking out or rogue pakis suddenly getting hold of some.
>>52997124
As I said I don't watch much live telly so the chances are I wouldn't see this, you fucking MONG
>>52997208
Wew. Gets my heart racing just thinking about this shit t b h, scary and exciting.
>>52997202
no because of bin Laden
>>52997212
don't be mean, they're dead now, they can't defend themselves beyond the grave can they?
>>52997239
The chicken probably died of natural causes haha!
>>52997208
My place still has functional air raid sirens,
>>52997175
No one likes a grass, the absolute lowest of the low
Right down there with pedophiles and child killers
>/b/
>/s4s/
>/trash/
Why are there 3 boards for the same thing?
>>52997132
become a treasure hunter until i find enough treasure, then live glamorously as a wealthy neet for the rest of my life
>>52997132
Listen to tunes
9gag alri mate
>>52997068
just imagine your window exploding and your body getting peppered with flying glass fragments, pure bants
>these spotty middle class gimps talking grime and emulating black youth patois
wew
