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>>52991568
very very good post
alri
what up
what's happening
how's it going
sup
hey
hello
hi
writing some of my dissertation lads haha
kpop desu lads
Gareth
I WANNA BE FWEE
>failed my degree
>living in Wales
>claiming the dole
I just dunno what to do with my life
I hate when the captcha is american street signs lads, I almost always get it wrong
>>52991611
hiya cutie
>>52991644
>not using legacy
If Obama was really serious about guncontrol he'd put a 50% VAT on all gun sales to be paid to gun victims
cold out
>>52991570
not really, I know we all hate Pakis here but we could learn a thing or two about how they deal with women, British women are unironically disgusting and degenerate, they should have less freedom
>>52991660
how to use legacy?
>>52991641
I KNOW THIS FEEL
it's only just begun m8, and there's only one way off this wild ride
>>52991636
ファッションモンスターーーーーーーー
Will we ever get to see him smile ever again?
>>52991664
bizarro australian weather
might rub one out lads, thoughts? x
>>52991684
>settings
>quotes and replying
>Legacy CAPTCHA
Bit nippy out inni'?
>>52991683
Did mummy tell you off?
wag1 lads x
>>52991484
This desu.
>tfw I regularly go clubbing, get horrendously drunk and have sex with random /SLAG/s then complain about immorality and the modern world on /pol/
>>52991729
cheers pal
You get to shag one of these girls as many times as you want in one night.
Who do you pick?
>>52991702
No, just look how pathetic thechamcham is
>>52991683
Hardeep
what's it like to stick your face between a big pair of tits lads?
Voe
>>52991611
good morning germanbro
Why are Chinks so fucking based lads?
doing a leftovers
>"hello yes I'm the manager of jjb"
You when you have a non stem degree
>>52991751
sershie
>>52991743
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>>52991751
Sophie
>tfw I regularly go clubbing, get horrendously drunk and have sex with random /SLAG/s
>>52991751
Gotta go with are Sersh
going to the shops to get some food, talk to ye again
>>52991780
Back to reddit please
>>52991751
Middle
>>52991753
>thechamcham
that guy is NOT the real brendan fraser.
>>52991751
Sophie
>>52991780
What's this?
>>52991751
charli>sophie>mrs potato head
>>52991751
Serš, but while I do her I imagine I'm shagging Charli...
>>52991751
charli
h
a
r
l
i
>>52991780
>wants independence
clearly not
>>52991763
warm
>>52991743
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>>52991751
always sophie
>>52991732
>defending women binge drinking, slutting around acting like men
top cuck desu
>>52991697
wot th fuk
>>52991546
The gfs
>>52991798
good gimmick
Beth
>>52991813
It has to be Brendan, the alternative is even more depressing
>>52991751
Sophie
>>52991843
you have unhealthy delusions about women. calm your autism, future serial killer
Post your slag waifus lads
>>52991816
>What's this?
Map of Chinese opinions of European countries
>>52991843
muh dignity
literally the most fedora thing ever is demanding women "behave"
>>52991860
where are you getting these
>>52991860
>tfw not cuddling beth right now
kill me now
When I was a kid Jimmy Savile made me milk a cow with a blindfold on
>Ctrl + F '(you)'
>0 of 0
>>52991843
silly boy
GOAL - West Brom 2-1 Stoke
Jonny Evans (93 mins)
Voting should be reserved only for property owning white men
>living in london
"haha i love being southern, poorthe..." - you when rasheed beheads you
>tfw cuddling beth right now
good feel
At what point did Maisie become fuckable lads? Was it season 1, season 2 or?
>>52991778
hello
>>52991910
Have one on the house lad
>>52991927
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>>52991780
MILK INDUCED LONGEVITY
>>52991927
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>>52991906
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9yJUOdVyUc
you you you you you you you you you
>>52991860
don't worry found it haha
very good
>>52991912
DID THE MAN KICK IT??? INTO THE NET???
fuck marry kill
>mfw the future
>>52991883
>>52991897
I bet you're the type of cucks who will marry a single mother and allow your daughters to go out dressed like prostitutes and get gangraped by pakis while drunk
sure maybe I'm an old fashioned 'creep' but I'm still less pathetic than you lot tbqh
Listening to some "underground" music lads
I'm so patrician and smart, while all of you are just plebeians
>>52991929
It was never
>>52991942
y-you too
(YOU) (yOu) (YoU (yOU) (You)
>>52991972
fuck kill marry
>>52991977
take your strawmen elsewhere you fucking pathetic virginal weirdo
>>52991977
change "pakis" for "qafars" and you sound like a muslim lad
nostalgia from half a decade ago desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVmmYMwFj1I
bollocks wangwilly
absolutely wew
>>52991962
y-you too
>>52991972
Kill fuck marry
The one on the right seems nice desu
>>52991956
creasing
willy wank wee poo pee
>>52991972
fuck marry kill
HEY HEY
(YOU) (YOU)
>>52991977
You're an idiot, I am a dedicated father and I am raising my wife's son to be the best person he can be
>>52992014
better a Muslim than a cuck, it's why they're taking over this country, because of losers like you with no backbone
>>52992013
lol, I get more arse than you, stop projecting your virginity
>>52992083
Me on the left
There's very eerie music playing on these streets, but not by buskers or anything. wonder why
me on the right
What was your AOTY '15, /brit/?
them tits
>>52992097
Just big brother putting you in the right state of mind for Britain's demise
>>52991546
Actually looks kinda fit here ngl
might be extra naughty and buy a macbook when i get my student loan lads x
>>52992122
Wait a minute
Wasn't this slag the gf of some anon from way back? I remember him telling us all the story
I always feel a bit awkward when I'm messaging my mate's ex. She's a lovely gal and a good mate but it still feels weird to keep in contact with her after their relationship ended ages ago.
The "x"s in some of the messages don't really help either
>>52992145
I spent most of mine on escorts
>>52992122
would smash
just added beth on facebook lads
might do a cum
thoughts?
>it's OK that my gf has sucked 200 cucks before mine and we're in an open relationship.
>can't wait to have a daughter so I can teach her to be as progressive as me
>>52992122
>that lads perfectly diagonal fringe
what a twat haha
>>52992159
post their adultwork pages for us la
>>52992131
Concurred, not a big fan of her usually
I'm chatterpillar, I used to post here quite a bit, but it's been a while! :)
Me and my son William. :)
>>52992086
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nerdy guy with a fedora, with greentext saying
"i think women should behave more ladylike, the moral degradation of british women is disgusting to me"
>>52992120
Dunno 2bh
>Sufjan
>Floating Points
>Lubomyr Melnyk
>Lnrdcroy
>Father John Misty
>>52992157
>break up with long term gf
>all my best mates still talk to her loads
hmmmm
not actually doing anything wrong just feels weird
>>52992145
you'll be pissing your money down the the drain lad
one of my biggest regrets is getting macbook, gave it to my sister out of shame
>>52992120
having a pot noodle and a wank without the wank
FUCK some girl just messaged me on facebook asking why I downloaded her pic.
Why did no one tell me Fb gives people a notification when you download their pic?
>>52992120
Think I remember you from like a month or so ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axqtj7AayWM
>>52992199
Kids today
>>52992120
Didn't watch any 2015 anime, sorry.
>>52992120
>the weather station - loyalty
>>52992097
On the Corner by M&S in Liverpool?
Dunno man, it goes through to the square by the Playhouse too, they've done it as part of the Christmas shit for a few years now.
Last year they had visuals to accompany it
>>52992236
*throws laptop in the front garden and hoses it until it turns off*
I can NEVER see my friends
>>52992226
iktfb, feels weird very weird
>>52992230
good man
>>52992233
good lad
>>52992236
pic related
anyone got a linkedin account?
can you screenshot this page for me please
https://linkedin.com/profile/view?id=352877425
>>52992236
PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT REAL
>>52992236
Tell her so you post it on whatsapp to show the lads
>>52992120
didn't listen to a single new album
modern music is awful
>you want a "traditional" gf that hasn't had sex with 100 men and fucks niggers on the side. You some kind of fedora?
>>52992212
>white
Disgusting
>>52992097
happy to hear you're enjoying the city 2bh x
>>52992307
the lads
so lonely haha
miss my old man
>>52992285
99% sure that's Glasgow 2bh
>>52992285
Yeah that's the one
>>52992334
Xx
>>52992353
It's Liverpool
>>52992336
>saving girls Facebook pics and wanking over them makes you a normie
>>52992307
girls drinking 2 leets stinkinn
need to breed
>not getting a degree in the tuba
"sorry, we found someone more qualified for the role" - barclays recruiter to you
loving this gimmick about all women being depraved bbc whores if they aren't boring repressed prudes.
>>52992202
http://www.adultwork.com/1563134
http://www.adultwork.com/978907
http://www.adultwork.com/2150125
http://www.adultwork.com/1735026
I often like to just go to a local massage parlour or brothel for an asian or cheap eastern euro girl
>>52991860
>>52991965
>>52992025
>>52992117
>no Norn Iron gf
why
>>52992307
/brit/ meetup wahey
>>52992308
There's fuck all to see m8
>>52992329
>modern music is awful
LE BORN IN THE WRONG GENERATION
There's plenty of good modern music, it's not all radio friendly pop these days you know, you just have to find the music yourself.
Ask someone who just injectd memes anything
>>52992435
>alphabeth
cute
>>52992400
>tfw skim read that and had a heart attack for a second where I thought it said it does notify
>>52992217
>I let my woman to act like a man and boss me around in a relationship
now you see why 50% of the marriages here end in divorce
>>52992435
fair
why are you downloading fb pictures
>>52992459
She's an alpha, stop hitting on her you zeta shit
>>52992493
cheeky wanks
>>52992435
belfast mentioned
>>52992493
wanking purposes
>>52992418
> Will you see Asian men?
>A. Not from the Indian sub-continent, no. I'm sorry if this offends anybody; it's a decision I've had to make with a heavy heart x
BASED
>>52992435
go on her blog and her google+ she is qt as fuck
>>52992470
>equates being a man with bossing someone around
beta
as
fuck
>>52992470
no its because people are idiots and marry people they dont belong with. luckily we live in a society where divorce isn't a taboo so people have that freedom to separate.
>alphabeth.co .uk
>Beth's blog
cute. CUTE!
>>52992493
So i can have fun whilst viewing them in a slideshow
>Why would you want an oriental gf when they're still so rooted in the patriarchy. White women are so superior I hope one notices me and has sex with me between fucking Muslims and niggers.
>>52992525
you have a gf now
there is no need for feels
>>52992448
What happens if you OD?
>>52992493
I usually just open them in a new tab then wank. Don't wan girl i know's pictures on my computer bit creepy that
The Wife's son is staying over while she is in Kenya.
>Shots Fired At Vehicle In McDonald's Car Park
>Police are searching for the suspects who fired at a car, blowing out its windows, before driving off from the scene in Hull.
one of my spots have gone black lads
how do I get rid of it
>>52992551
>>52992531
>>52992518
>tfw you download a girls Facebook pics and do dirty things to yourself while looking at them and you see the girl later on
It's like a mixture of guilt and paranoia
Ignored literally all my gfs messages all day for no reason at all. shes starting to flip out, going to message her back later saying don't be so neurotic, just left my phone at home, then going to act off with her for a few days until she starts being all overly affectionate and buying me random gifts to make me happy again. works literally every time 2bh
>>52992601
Is he qt
>>52992556
I am fucking dying lad
>>52992544
get a fucking grip, women divorce for money and because they're bored, stop using buzzwords like 'belonging'
>>52992540
I bet you're one of these types who believes you should NEVER HIT A WOMAN ZOMG
>>52992544
>Being glad we live in a society where divorce is easy
Lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gre3Yp9h36A
JUST
>>52992601
kek
reminded me I made a thread earlier and forgot to check it
>>>/mu/61435534
Used to feel self conscious when I saw ms paint comics of people's dicks touching the water in toilet bowls but it turns out that the water in yank toilets is just much higher up.
>i have less than 25,000 music files
morning lads
that's 2 days on the trot I've slept for about 14 hours
the fuck is going on?
>>52992632
>>52992634
t. bitter virgins
>>52992639
>Why can't you just call him your son? If he's your wife's son, then he's your son as well
>>52992618
You realise she has already had Tyrones BBC up her arse to get revenge on you
>>52992618
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>>52992639
Been doing the meme on /v/ all day, never fails to get a you
>>52992611
I've been there before
>in my head just saying she knows she knows
>>52992632
nah i'll step to a bitch if shes hitting me, otherwise i generally don't believe in hitting people significantly weaker than me like children or women
>>52992667
I did the same, no idea why
>>52992639
Excellent memeing lad
>t. bitter virgins
>>52992637
>tfw you can hear the call
>didn't listen to a single new album
>modern music is awful
>>52992667
christmas food gave you the diabeetus
>>52992694
am a fan of the meme desu
so simple yet elefant
>>52992668
I'm not, I've had relationships with foreign women, it's how I see the dire state of women in Britain, they are legit the worst in the world but cucks like you keep making excuses for them
of course, you might just be a roastie, in which case your opinion is irrelevant
>I have less than 5000 anime reaction images
YOU A KEK BOY
Give us a bump, lads
>>/r9k/25435112
>>52992756
yous a motherfucking cuck
Lel all them replies
https://desustorage.org/k/thread/28383869/#28383920
>>52992752
I only have 568...
we're all going to die eventually
just thinking i cant practice that technique anymore because its too high risk in a carpeted loo
>>52992751
ok then mate. thanks for your worthless anecdotal evidence.
might email Beth lads
>>52992720
>FEÎ iNiSÎ
>>52992751
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>I have anime reaction images
>>52992789
thank fuck
>>52992678
not a chance m8. shes so scared of breaking up she barely leaves the house without me. utterly dependent, the way i like it.
Lads my mum is getting remarried. Do you think her husband will call me 'my wife's son?"
Am I about to become a living meme?
I'm 25 and don't live at home so he probably doesn't even have to consider how he's going to think of me. Nice guy 2bh.
He has a 17 year old son. Wonder if I should start saying I have a brother?
>>52992802
no
Beth is a "look don't touch" kind of waifu
don't spoil the perfect image we all have of her
how's nofap2016 going lads?
>>52991568
Azusa
>>52992844
brother in law?
cant delete my wank folder ffs really want to but dont ree
>>52992837
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>>52992856
I forgot about it and had two wanks before I realised
>>52992822
>like leather on women
>don't like femdom
I'm conflicted
you will be amused when you see that I have more than once deceived without the slightest qualm of conscience, both knaves and fools
>>52992770
WAHEEEEYYYY MUG
>>52992751
where do you live?
>>52992844
step brother
>>52992844
Step-brother
girls suck uhhuhuh
I wish theyd like..
let you do it
and then like
go away and shutup
uhhuh huh.. uh huh huh
>>52992851
Some lads just want to watch the world burn
>>52992844
how old is your mother? tell her fuck off she's too old to marry again
>>52992799
travel the world, date other women, trust me it's good for you, you won't want a british woman again
fuck the /r9k/ robot to be honest
>>52992890
>gif
fuck off
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhQPu-5C-WY
>>52992865
Take it from me lad
DONT DELETE IT
You will regret it eventually
t. Deleted over 100GB of premium quality porn videos and pictures and regretted it ever since
>>52992186
As expected of CanaDnBro
>>52992223
Big up
>>52992230
Haven't listened to him since Echoes of Silence
>>52992242
I'm here almost daily
>>52992262
I'll check them out.
bedtime soon im shattered haha
>>52992879
that means you have a problem
>>52992904
hehehe yeah hehe
>>52992899
at the moment, Cardiff
>>52992914
>how old is your mother
45
>>52992904
>>52992950
samefag
>>52992957
Tom.
>>52992886
>ika wearing black and purple
delete this, you fucking heretic !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111one
>>52992856
I fapped once, but I'm commited now to not doing that again
WEW LAD
E
W
L
A
D
>>52992967
Rasheed
>>52993008
Rorke
>>52993008
Rorke
>>52992964
lol, I'm guessing some chad knocked your mother up as a young lass and left her?
anyway, just hope she doesn't get pregnant and you're stuck with some autistic half-brother
>>52992964
underaged
>>52992914
>travel the world, date other women, trust me it's good for you, you won't want a british woman again
anecdotal evidence and assumptions. big man going hard.
look chump, you've already destroyed your own argument with baseless generalisations based on your own worthless opinion so just give up.
get the last word in because im finished now.
>there are "men" who weigh less than 12 stone
>British women
I love you rebecca!
>>52993047
>you are what you eat
She's literally a dog
>>52993039
>being this salty about someone giving you advice
go cry to your mother you big girl's blouse
>>52993062
:'( close to home tbqh
>>52993047
Are you a paki?
british women are terrible, amazed this is even being debated
Alright lads can we stop the profanity? My wife's sons with me and I don't want him to see any of your filth
got some ribeye in the fridge for din dins lads. how does brit like their steak?
>>52993040
they have more passion and are livelier.
>>52993047
violently disgusting creature
>>52993040
15 stone master race here
not even fat
>>52993035
My parents were married 20 years
>>52992856
havent actually had a wank yet because ive been on a massive bender since NYE and now have a massive comedown so i cant wank
>>52993040
Being a weightlet is just as bad as being a manlet tbqh
>>52993040
less than 10 desu
Has anyone here read The Cantos of Ezra Pound?
>>52993040
>fat
>seeking reassurance
>gets plenty from other fat /brit/s
good business idea tbqh
Visceral watch desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=koLPQRpEAVU
>>52993040
t. Eric Pickles
>>52993040
I weigh 10 stone haha
>>52993087
a couple of girls and cucks do browse /brit/ and get extremely butthurt when you criticise them and suggest foreign women, they probably came from mumsnet or something
lads what's inside the following?:
>cadbury chomp
>cadbury curlywurly
>cadbury fudge
I've never had any of these before and i don't want to open them if i wont like them because then my sister wont want them
>>52993040
fluctuate between 11-12 tbf
>British woman
>>52993047
bet her muff stinks of duff haha
>havent actually had a wank yet because ive been on a massive bender since NYE and now have a massive comedown so i cant wank
>>52993158
>anyone over 12 stone is fat
>being this much of a manlet
>>52993116
>tfw got bad mandy for new years
was/am really feckin annoyed
>>52993040
I'm 5'8, at anything other 11 stone I am fucking fat
>>52993158
I'm ripped with a defined body and weigh 13 stone
The fear that I feel man it might kill her
Man, it might kill her, it's the prep school mic killa'
With the drums and the groove so it feel Dilla
>violently disgusting creature
Have to look after my husbands daughter AGAIN because he's on yet another business trip in Bangkok
Fucks sake lads
>>52993206
massive bender eh? what's his name
>I'm ripped with a defined body and weigh 13 stone
you autists really like viewing things in black and white don't you.
>I'm ripped with a defined body and weigh 13 stone
>>52993176
>chomp
toffee coated in chocolate, bit like those long gold ones in quality street, 5/10
>curly wurly
toffee covered in chocolate again, in a ladder shape so it's all crumbly n that, 8/10
>fudge
fudge covered in chocolate, 7/10
>post ass on /sp/
>get banned
>>52993288
Yes and No.
>>52993227
LONDON
O
N
D
O
N
>>52993212
your muscles must be down down in goblin town if thats the case
quality street are shit except for the green ones and the orange chocolate, anyone who disagrees is a granny who gets annoying christmas presents
Love this new Jay meme lads keep it up
>>52993212
>I'm 5'8
I swear that I will never rest until everything you love is fucking crushed
And everyone that you hold so dear remains silent with the words that you're dying to hear
>>52993322
as long as you have abs and a six-pack who cares, big muscles look comical on shorties
>Love this new Jay meme lads keep it up
Which inbetweener are you lads?
unironically feel like I'm a mix of Will and Simon, leaning more towards Will
>>52993333
It amuses me that there are people who exist who don't realise the red ones are the best
big fan of jayposting
What's it like driving a car lads? Might learn desu, if 24 isn't too old.
Never needed to because I live a 5 minute walk from work.
Why would I be worried my gf has fucked 100 blokes before me? Only guys with tiny cocks worry about that
>A couple claim they lost out on a £35m lotto jackpot because of a phone app "blunder", the Daily Mirror reports. It says David and Edwina Nylan had all six numbers in the draw - but their online purchase had failed because they only had 60p in their account and the ticket price was £2.
>>52993404
>>52993333
I really don't like anyone of them much, I'd even prefer Celebrations
but the best chocolate as a gift is Ferrero Roches 2bh
>>52993393
My m8s always say I'm Will except I get no birds and I'm a Virgin
>>52993423
yeh 24 is too old. you can't learn now.
fucking idiot.
>>52993423
it is too old 2bh, it's over.
>>52993388
pretty shit desu senpai but better than Fedora quoting ngl
>>52993393
Poleaboo is Will
Lisicki is Jay
Most /brit/ posters are low functioning normies like Simon
>Only guys with tiny cocks worry about that
>>52993423
yeah its like piano or another language
its gets harder when you get older
>>52993387
objectively wrong
anyway even at 12st my abs were clearly defined, and im only 5'9"
you must be one of those "skinnyfat" abominations
>>52993387
>big muscles look comical on shorties
not always, extreme example but Vytautas Lalas is 5'10 and looks great
>tfw your "friends" don't know how to funpost
siiiiigggggghhhhhhhhhhhh
>>52993427
How is that the apps fault?
>>52993423
It's really easy and you'll pretty much instantly know how to do it, but your driving instructor will be a dick and insist you're doing it wrong all the time
>>52993393
honestly never watched it but I was the kid in school that was never invited to parties and after we left school nobody spoke to me again
>>52993393
I'd say I'm a Simon with a dash of Will
>Psycho Ex-Girlfriend Roleplay *ASMR*
what the fuck lads
>>52993505
autism
>pretty shit desu senpai but better than Fedora quoting ngl
>>52993496
>>52993500
nah I'm pretty defined ottermode, I'm just not a fat shit
>>52993227
(You) seem kindof screwed there lad
>I'm over the age of 20 and don't have a drivers licence
sent my m8 some gay gachimuchi texts the other day and don't remember doing it
another bridge burned
>>52993393
Donovan tbqh
>>52993355
Kyouko?
>>52993496
>12st
>5'9"
>>52993578
got mine at 19 but have never driven a car since my test (I'm 24 now)
>>52993578
couldn't get one cause of medical reasons
should probs get one now 2bh
>nah I'm pretty defined ottermode
>>52993582
>m8
FONT
got a girl's number from pof lads
lets hope she isnt obese like the last one
>>52993619
jay is yucky looking
>>52993643
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IF YOU LIKE 'BENA COLADAS
AND GETTING CAUGHT IN THE SHOWER
>>52993496
12st at 5'9 is fat as fuck, I don't care what kind of /fit/ bullshit you spout, I've never seen a guy under that height look good over 11st
can't wait to look like an otter tbqh
>>52993643
I estimate a 100% chance that she is fat based on your flag
off my nut on beta blockers waheyyy!!
>>52993660
>BENA
>>52993512
I don't think they found out until the transaction couldn't go through
>>52993663
How many guys have you known at that size and also known what their weight is?
>>52993652
GET 'EM, I'M BORED, I'LL CALL ITTIN
someone make a new thread, got some good posts to make but don't want to lose (You)s
>>52993660
this'll break your heart lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqNRVew_5Jw
>>52993689
>being new
anyone else save every (You) they've ever got in a spreadsheet organised by date?
cant stop sniffing me finger
Hot chocolate and panini to go
>>52993696
Too bad
Just bought a katana lads
>>52993752
"""""manchester"""""" """"""orchestra"""""""
yanks and not an orchestra
triggered tbqh
Norweging this thread..
..with no survivors!!
