Got fined a grand last night edition
>>52993745
Just because some slag tells you something doesn't make it true
crayon pop
First the grand old city of Birmingham
>>52993608
>>52993663
when i say im pretty muscly im not just memeing you know
kpop desu lads
>[whispers]
>alri senpai
would you prefer:
>a gf who has slept with over 20 men once, all from one night stands or drunken events and never had a proper bf, so she has had sex 20 times
or
>a gf who has had one steady bf for over 3 years before she met you, had sex hundreds of times with him, done anal with him, experimented in all kinds of ways with him, but you're the second man she's ever slept with
EP of the year though
>>52993834
Your life is a meme
so what happened to your m8s from school? (if you're still in school fuck off)
crikey
Why the fuck is anyone living in that shit hole.
Oh wait. You are all here on visas intended to fuck Aussies out of jobs in their own country, lel.
Forget it.
Can I post here?
opinions on this true image?
>>52993835
>>52993800
>>52993845
>Why! ello Patrice!
(this is my new gimmick btw im samefagging to set an example)
>>52993745
Merseyside mentioned
>>52993875
met em all the other night at new years
most of them live in cardiff and do some grad job
suckers
I've got a m8 that's exactly like Jay, he's a compulsive liar and it's fucking annoying. He's 20 and last week he tried to tell me that his gfs dad is a major drug dealer and has killed people, how retarded does he think I am? It's fucking bizarre, every time I see him he tells me about the """bird""" he last shagged and he unironically says that he can shag girls for hours.
>>52993805
t. Rasheed
WE WANT TRUMP
WE WANT TRUMP
Kyary
>>52993850
it's honestly kind of irrelevant, all women only want chad and any woman can be a slut that will cuck if the right bloke comes along and asks her, it's in their nature
>when i say im pretty muscly im not just memeing you know
>>52993850
neither #nohymennodiamond
>>52993883
NOOOOOOOO
>>52993850
The first one since that's basically me so we can be equally retarded when it comes to maintaining relationships
what will the UK look like in 2030?
>>52993918
fat person ribs tqhb
>>52993936
gg (good gimmick)
>>52993918
that lump looks suspicious
>>52993879
>in their own country
Hahaha fuck off you silly cunt
>>52993850
the second
But really you're a cuck if you gf either
>>52993906
I'm from Cardiff, which part do you come from lad?
>>52993850
none haha
>mfw my ex called me last night and she wants to start things up again
>after she treated me like an absolute mug and stole things from me
Seriously considering getting a restraining order on her
>>52993965
like canada does now
>i jaypost
>>52993956
>>52994003
FONT
>>52993918
think i went to school wi/ this girl 2bh
>>52993979
what's the non-cuck criteria for a gf?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xe6nLVXEC0
>>52993988
i'm from the southwest m8, for some reason my entire year at 6th from (not entire but about a quarter) went to cardiff uni, weird tqbh
>>52994003
Sleep with her then you can make funny posts on /brit/ when she brings a rape charge against you
>>52993882
>tfw moved out London and nowhere to get authentic chinese near me now
Ruined me for Western ''''''Chinese''''''' food 2bqh
>>52994032
Qt traditional gf from rural China or rural eastern Europe
>>52994032
i demand a 2d virgin who can cook and has never seen a boy in her life
the last bits so she doesn't know what boys are meant to look like
>>52993800
Really very cute hmm yes.
>>52994069
>gif
fuck off
>>52994039
oh right, yeah Cardiff Uni is a popular destination for people from there
>>52994087
dolmio wahey
>>52993875
one of my normie friends who is a manlet and wanted to be a footballer is now working at the pictures haha
>>52993936
i dont understand this meme
>>52994087
Giuseppe, pls
out on the patio we'd sit
and the humidity we'd breathe
we'd watch the lightning crack over cane fields
laugh and think, this is australia
>>52994022
Still fucking waiting for someone to post a slag picture of a girl I know irl
Post Birmingham/Solihull girls lads
>>52994103
you fucking what?
>tfw a pseudo-yank responds to my post
>>52994112
watch inbetweeners lad
it's a bit normiefodder but it is a decent insight into 6th form in england
>>52994094
>suspenders
now we're getting somewhere
Lads I didn't attend a job centre group interview on the 30th, I sign on this Tuesday.
How fucked am I?
How come he's not as big a star as he should be? Too handsome?
Would you rather have sex with a trap or a woman turned into a man
>>52994146
scroll up you stupid oblivious shite
There's a billboard near me that has a massive all Chinese no English advert
Wtf
>>52994162
enjoy your sanction m8
>>52994142
Why can't you post a pic of her
Alright lads, can you solve this conundrum? It doesn't seem possible to me but maybe you're better with this kind of stuff.
Twenty year old male virgin, taller than average, slim physique. No history of sexual experience at all.
One night this male spends a few hours clubbing- a physical activity that would lead to his body being tired out.
Before he leaves the club, he encounters a female- around his age, chubby physique, sexually experienced, below average in looks. The two decide to go to her place together.
Now, at the female's place of residence, the young male without any sexual experience decides to become intimate. Note- no condom was used, and all foreplay was skipped.
The global average sexual encounter lasts around 15 minutes, and a male can usually last on average around 5 minutes of pure penis stimulation before orgasm.
The duration of sexual intercourse tends to become longer as the participants become more sexually experienced over time.
However, in this case, a virgin of no experience does not last for 5 minutes, nor 15 minutes, no this young man lasts over 120 minutes. According to his claims, these minutes were satisfactory.
A good 2 hours. This should, mathematically and biologically be incredibly unrealistic for a first timer. How could he achieve such a thing?
What is his secret?
>>52994162
IDS himself is going to sign your sanction papers lad
>>52993850
Unless the girl you're banging is literally 13, by the time you are both in your 20s she'll have been plugged more times than your kitchen sink.
I say 13, because it is the UK and the Pakis get first crack at all your nubiles.
BASED KATIE
>>52994187
I prefer chinks to muslims tho
>>52994208
ribs m8, she's a tubbo with no core strength to hold her ribs in when she sucks in for photos
>>52994142
>Solihull
Is that even a real place
I disregard the opinion of anyone born after 1989
>>52994190
If I say my gran died do they have any way of checking up on it?
I'm not gonna lie I am a 23 year old virgin and I never been inside a club or pub
How do I go about finding some slag to fuck? Should I try clubs for a drunk? Or ask random girls on the street? Tinder and dating websites look shit
>>52993745
This is the sort of shit Yanks make fun of us about.
>>52994242
they won't care and will sanction you anyway
>>52993861
>HYQXYZ
You're alright Scotia
https://soundcloud.com/hyqxyz/synthetic-seas
>>52994192
I wasn't on about a specific girl
Just someone posting someone I know from irl
think ill do pectorals tonight
have to lay off on arms cos bollocksed my left forearm its got mild tendonitis that i dont want getting any worse
>>52994204
Actually my first time was about that long so it's not really unbelievable
Reminder if you're muslim you'll literally never get sanctioned
>>52994256
Buy ticket
Visit Amsterdam
>>52993875
dunno they abandoned me
>>52993861
where you from in ns feller? went to halifax for a bit on the way out to newfoundland
Who /v/ here?
>>52994268
Are there literally any ways to avoid a sanction? Honestly senpai if I do get sanctioned I will kill myself, my family will kick me out and I don't have any friends.
where's the best place to buy a car lads? from a private seller or a company?
used car obviously
>>52994339
enjoy that process lad
shoulda got a fuckin job tbħ
>>52994333
fuck off underage
>>52994314
I will do that when I'm older, for now I want to try and get girls the way other lads do
>>52994303
FONT
>>52993978
We have our independence you cunt.
Your kind sold us up the river in the 40s.
When nationalist politics is cool again and we get another Curtin. Hopefully he sends you cunts home to your Islamic shithole where your kids get raped Rotherham style and we're out of the monarchy.
Before you accuse me of being a Leb and as if you care. My great-great grandfather died in the Western Front, my grandfather served in North Africa and who cares after that as it didn't serve your interests.
>>52994339
yes, turn up to every appointment and do what your advisor asks you
>>52994303
shagged her for a good 2 hours did you?
Westering home and a song in the air
Light in the eye and its goodbye to care
Laughter o' love and a welcoming there
Isle o' my heart my own one
Tell me o' lands o' the Orient gay
Speak o' the riches and joys o' Cathay
Aye but its grand to be wakin' each day
To find yourself nearer to Islay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eg0w3XJmq2Q
POST FOLK MUSIC
>>52994375
>>52994306
The "reminder" thing, is it dead now really? Its been around far too long and kind of become the doorstop for blog comments.
>>52994316
Halifax, currently at Dalhousie University
>think ill do pectorals tonight
>have to lay off on arms cos bollocksed my left forearm its got mild tendonitis that i dont want getting any worse
oh my keks
>>52994383
I do go to everything I just overslept on Wednesday.
oneitis texted me "happy new year im around all year lol x" after not contacting me for 2 months what does it mean lads?
IMPORTANT
http://strawpoll.me/6430216
>>52994348
Private seller or auction if you know anything at all about what to look for in a used car.
Company if you're a pleb/have plenty of cash/don't want the stress of checking out cars before you consider buying them
>>52994432
lel, she is a funny lass tbf
>I browse /v/
>>52994431
This was prime jay posting material
>>52994348
buy it from the public sector mate they do everything better, fucking tories
>>52994382
>My great-great grandfather died
well that was silly of him whyd he do tha
>>52994401
>>52994384
Yes, I think it was sexual inexperience and nerves that meant cumming was not so easy.
>>52994256
>and I never been inside a club or pub
Your parents never took you to a pub? Are you some kind of paki?
>>52994434
>I do go to everything
>except the one thing I didn't go to
Cum smells like prawn cocktail.
LITERALLY DISGUSTING.
>>52994396
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8AeKimjRIn0
>>52993745
i like how the police have to communicate in caricatures of text messages with emoticons these days just so normies will understand it
>>52994306
seen a brown man get sanctioned before, might have been hindu though
terribly bored
>>52994522
well i've been to the restaurant area for food, but never the drinking section of a pub
Liar Liar desu
>>52994298
Weak cunt
>>52994339
>>52994268
>>52994242
>>52994190
>>52994162
>mfw the British """"""""""economy"""""""""" is a glorified communist work camp people are thankful to be prisoner to
What exactly is a 'sanction' anyway? They make you kneel on bricks while Corbyn whips your asshole with a bamboo rod?
>>52994564
You're a fucking weirdo mate
>>52994526
Go fuck yourself cunt, I made a mistake and I'm literally begging for help here.
>>52994545
That's almost as bad as those 'people' who open crisps upside down
Yahoo Answers is too funny.
>oneitis in high school (foy) has requested to follow you
wahey
>>52994564
you can drink wherever you want in a pub lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hopeFgwApCM
me in the middle lads
>watching instasync with the lads last night
>5am
just woke up now haha mental
>>52994597
I'm on fucking /brit/ what do you expect
>my parents took me to pubs as a child
THE NORTH
>>52994601
FONT
>>52994564
strange
>>52994532
Why are you freebasing cum, m8
>>52994591
a sanction is where you get your benefits reduced for between 2 weeks and 3 years
>>52994545
>ya boy
>chips instead of crisps
fuck off yank
>>52994444
i think the verdict is quite clear
How are you gonna vote in the EU referendum this year lads?
Voting to leave because the EU is undemocratic and has become a front for Capitalists and their unelected m8s
>>52994540
What about it tickles your fancy? Surely the icons are there for the autists unable to understand the text in context due to their failed social skills? Bad face, the things being said are bad, etc.
This worth going on? Stood outside it now, 9 pound a go
Have can I convince my Buddhist friend he owes me money from three lifetimes ago?
>>52994609
same but woke up at 9 reee
doing a 4 hour drive in 30 mins and feel like death
hold up did your parents drag you to pubs every friday night as a kid? that's fucking peasant class lads
>>52993875
Half useless NEETs and druggies, other half are normal lads with normal jobs.
>>52994552
Watch a film
>>52994644
Leaving because I don't want merkel's millions over here
How big is the specific ocean?
>>52994564
fucking weird cunt
this is coming from a 27yr old KV btw
>>52994653
I don't think Buddhism allows usury
>sister is a complete nutcase
>has been dating a decent guy for some years now
>both in the second half of their 20s
The writing is practically on the wall that they're going to get married. But since this is the 21st century, they're also going to get divorced and he will become financially cucked.
But he hasn't been redpilled (or if he has then he shows absolutely no signs of it). Am I meant to warn him or something?
>>52994644
t. Corbyn
>>52994661
oh you poor fucker haha
>>52993875
mostly just NEETs and menial jobs
one lad got 5 years for grooming young girls which was a bit of a shocker
>>52994692
bout yay high
>>52994630
Ah, so
>"You didn't report for duty at the morning call. HALF-RATIONS FOR YOU."
>>52994685
would rather watch a flick right now
>>52994611
/brit/ is not full of special snowflakes like you, you're outnumbered
>>52993745
Is it true what pic says? Why would you be responsible if others drink too much?
>>52994644
Stay because without us our European friends will just destroy themselves even faster
>post a real picture of myself demanding attention
>no (You)s
sad day
>Poortherners don't move out their local area for generations
truly primitive in nature
Should I stop beating my girlfriend? I keep absolutely destroying her and bouncing her off walls. 4 times a week. Afterwards she lockes herself in the bathroom and cries, I masturbate to the thought. One time she cried for 3 hours, my dick was like a raisin afterwards from wanking so much. I am getting sick of this but she keeps asking me to play Halo against her and she takes it really seriously. Should I let her win?
>>52994644
i dont think anyone on this site is going to vote to stay
>>52994636
That better be a dick, or that girl has more beef than a Texas ranch.
>want dinner
>don't want to cook brother meal because he's just being an absolute cunt
>only food is for 2
going to end up ordering a takeaway lads
>>52994707
you can't redpill a man, he can only redpill himself, just leave him to his fate
>>52994624
>>52994703
I've just always preferred to drink in my room, never had friends growing up
doot doot
>>52994723
if you're not making enough effort to get a job then its perfectly reasonably that you get your benefits reduced
me and my m8 doing a rap x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fy3cLXC1Bto
>>52994760
Rasheed
>>52994614
We do it in the south too. It's not a northern thing
>>52994707
Warn him to not get married in his 20's like some utter retard, and preferably never get married at all
If I shave my dog like a lion will other dogs dear him?
>>52994751
is this you?
>>52994518
>tfw my willy got hard while playing with 5 year old twins at a party
thank god no one else saw. anybody know this feel? or am I a pedophile?
>>52994819
NONCE ALERT WOOP WOOP
>>52994814
shit dawg
u got me
>>52994767
Of course.
>>52994789
good post
>>52994717
Honestly please don't
>>52994814
There's many a bonnie lass in the Howe o Auchterless
There's many a bonnie lass in the Garioch
There's many a bonnie Jean in the streets of Aiberdeen
But the floower o' them aw lies in Fyvie-o
>>52994811
How can a dog fear a lion when it doesn't know what a lion is, the other dogs will just think your dog looks like a bellend
>>52994819
Literally fuck off nonce
>>52994819
I refuse to go within 2 metres of children, everyone is so paranoid about pedos and I know I give off a creep vibe around people
>>52994776
>never had friends growing up
Were you one of those kids who had hippy parents who home schooled you?
>one of my housemates has put some letters I opened and left in the living room on my shelf in the fridge.
Bit weird lads? Is that some new normie meme?
what is the point in these new curved screen phones?
Everytime I have a wank I get angry and throw my turtle against the wall.
always turned off by gook girls because I know they probably smell down stairs if you lads know what i mean haha x
also th efact that they cry like children in porn is unsettlign idk haha xoxo
>>52994889
CURVED
SCREENS
CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?
>>52994789
>>52994854
Why do they wear the mask
>>52994814
/tv/ here, that looks like James Franco from the interview
>>52994859
nice shop
>>52994850
>those tattoos
>>52994877
nah, I was just a loner, when I got home from school I would just go on my Playstation rather than go out
>>52994900
ringing the RSCPA on you tbqh
any instasynchs up?
So if planes can fly why dont we use them to take us to the moon instead of spending billions on rockets?
Doesn't make sense 2bh
going for dinner now
>>52994858
:^)
>>52994910
stop watching nonce porn then
>>52994910
I don't find JAV sex noises unsettling but I do find them very annoying. I wish they would just act normal.
>>52994885
thats a gypsy custom mate, you got pikeys in your house?
>>52994889
They fit better on your prostate
Azusa
>>52994931
blimey
>>52994725
>>52994843
>>52994871
>>52994875
why is it bad to be attracted to children a little bit? they were climbing all over me and I haven't had a wank in 3 or 4 days
>>52994922
ah right of course, transsexuals are much more classy when they're not tattooed. gotta have my men with tits looking clean and sophisticated!
>>52994497
Lol what
i imagine the average 4chan user to look a bit like this
>tfw guild wars lux/kurx battles are dead/ run by bots
fucks sake
why aren't you reading a book right now?
>>52994921
Woah too much info there lad.
>>52994944
Not a rocket scientist but I think it's because the plane engines need air to produce propulsion
>>52994949
Hope you choke :-)
So I was trying to clean my son and I got a bottle of No More Tears shampoo. I threw it at him at about 25mph so not too fast. It hit her in the eye and she started crying, but tears were still coming out. Do I need to throw it faster, why does it say no more tears if it clearly doesnt work.
this whole car buying thing is complicated lads
think i need some help desu
Don't understand anyone who still lives with their parents past the age of 21 desu
>>52994955
IT'S LITERALLY NOT NONCE PORN ARROOOOO ITS EVEN ON PLEBHUB
>>52994997
Being attracted to kids is fine, as long as you don't act on it.
i don't care what you think is moral, natural or that the law is unfair. the fact is it's against the law and when you break the law there are consequences
>why is it bad to be attracted to children a little bit?
Mate, if you're not joking, you need help. I worked with young children as a summer job and I never once felt anything.
>>52995008
is that gw1 or gw2, used to play the first one years ago and the second my dad plays nowadays.
>>52994999
Correct
>>52995053
so you can put all your money in savings and get a mortgage
>>52995021
Because "good books" these days are considered to be the fucking Hunger Games
>>52995075
first one
second one is shit desu. Biggest disappointment of my life
How do lightsabers work? can i get a white one? think a white lightsaber would look cool desu
>>52995053
I don't understand anybody who is a virgin past 18, or is a NEET past 21
>>52995074
maybe canadian kids just arent sexy
>>52994764
I am
>>52995063
>>52995074
okay. I guess I will just keep it to myself then.
>>52994875
>tfw kids love me but I refuse to go near them unless I'm in full view of at least witnesses that know both me and the child
Fucking nonces ruin it for everyone. I just want to play army men for fuck sake.
>>52995084
Even though most of the people still living with their parents are NEETs? They can't make any savings.
>>52994928
Your parents did a shitty job, they should be ashamed of themselves.
>>52995006
>>52995044
are you 'avin a laff?
is 'e 'avin a laff!
>>52995086
books are a modern invention?
Literally can't believe that I am literally sharing a thread with a nonce
>>52994997
> Yank
> Nonce
Literally fuck off yanknonce
GREGGS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=znW8Zf6jvGg
>>52995125
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YaG5SAw1n0c
>>52995063
Fuck off back to Salon you pedoenabler
