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no sunshine edition
Really cba with anyone anymore lads
need a fresh start
Drake
>>52934912
bit slow eh haha
>>52934772
who gives a shit? someone needs to step up and tell him what a dumb cunt he's being, living literally the most cliche lifestyle ever as the middle aged guy leaving the wife for the 27 year old yoga instructor or some dumb shit like that.
if he actually fucking hits you then let him die alone 2bh. you'd be doing it for him, to snap him out of his narrow focused young pussy binge and make him realise that a woman in her 20's doesn't want a fucking guy long-term who's 20-30 years older than she is.
NEW GIMMICK OF 2016
Hating fat people
Fuck off fat people
well good morning
new thread, new me :)
so what happened with the meet up? i went out before any of it happened.
did ribena actally go in the end? the fucking twat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQmzXUp18gQ
Yanks are mentally ill
alri?
haha
there is nothing wrong with being fat
>>52934953
I can't take Americans like this seriously.
They're clearly making up for something if they feel they have to play soldiers with guns.
Over grown man babies, the lot of them.
>Over grown man babies, the lot of them.
>>52934953
If loving you is wrong
I don't wanna be right
>>52934927
I don't see what this accomplished though. I don't want him with my mother anymore and there is no saving the marriage. Let him figure it out when he's alone
>He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Brother.
>>52934953
>>52934974
>>>/tumblr/
>>52934967
There is literally everything wrong with being fat.
>>52934979
>fedora pictures
fuck off
>>52934979
Munchkin is a good game to be honest though I've never played it
runescape
>fuck off
Did a sleep from 4 to 9 last night and I've been awake since [it's 6am now in yankton]. Bit miffed about it.
I love Azusa.
Reminder that hating fat people is a reddit past-time and they literally had a subreddit dedicated to it which hit mainstream news when it was banned.
>>52934953
>>52934974
If you are going to samefag your stupid opinion, then at least don't use the exact same post format.
Flying back on Sunday lads.
>>52934994
i was under the impression you wanted to save the marriage.
i'd still say something to him. probably more along the lines of "fucking do one cunt"
>>52935001
Epic post mate XD
So edgy cos we're on 4CHAN.ORG
LE SUDDEN LONGCAT WEW *HOLDS UP SPORK*
We're anonymoose go away to tumblr softies
>>52935017
get a new meme mate, this is 2016. fedora posting is old hat.
hehe old hat. get it?
>>52935059
Good lad
>>52935022
I hate that. You have to have serious discipline to avoid it as a neet/vacationer
i dont think you understand, i am anonymous. i could hack you out of existence if i wanted to
>>52935017
>using 2015 gimmicks
>>52935039
Are you that 'need a gun to protect muh family' guy from earlier?
finished up my python script to delete certain filetypes haha im a total hacker now just like thailad
on lunch now lads,got my copy of the Financial Times spread nice and wide so everyone can see what i'm reading lol
>All these fat defenders in this thread
genuinely didn't know I was posting with a load of lard arses
>>52935039
one has proper punctuation one doesnt fuckwit
>>52935088
i agree with him to an extent 2bh.
i don't want to sound le tinfoil fedora but i don't like the idea that my life solely lies in protection of the state 2bh.
>>52935103
what do you expect from shut-ins who sit at their PCs 24 hours a day?
Fuck all Bongs. Fuck All Auslards. Fuck all Seppos. Fuck all Spics. Fuck Krauts. Fuck Chinks and Gooks. Fuck every one else.
Fuck this general. Fuck this board. Fuck this website. Fuck life.
>>52935045
The only problem I have with the marriage ending is that I'm concerned my mother wont be able to find someone else. My sister already wants to tell him off, so I'll just let her do that. I'm not speaking to him at the moment
>>52935124
tra
>>52935124
yeah, nah. fuck off cunt
>>52935048
The tumblrina is a shitposter, how unexpected.
>>52935152
>Calls other people shitposters
>Posts epic edgy shit like >>tumblr
>>52935146
Delete this
>>52935107
Kill yourself.
>>52935124
yanks no thanks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COiIC3A0ROM
haha listening to 70s pop/soul/r&b what am i like
>>52935168
This is some meta-shitposting.
pooing a do
>pooing a do
>>52935124
Using "seppos" in this post is an example of the Internalized Austrocentrism affecting Americans today. Be proud of your heritage, be proud of your people!! Someday you'll rule the world..
baka
>>52935179
get a load of this edge lord
>>52935131
she'll probs find someone 2bh. tell her we all gonna make it.
good start to the new year so far 2bh
sdrawkcab stsop ruo epyt lla eW :aedi ssenisuB
I think the country is lost, lads
>>52935232
alright lad
happy new year
>>52935241
ni m'I ,aedi dooG
>>52935241
hbt kcimmig lufwa
so i guess last nights meet was a shitty failure if no one is discussing it? nothing funny or autistic happened?
>>52935281
There was a meet last night?
>>52935281
One person showed up
flesym llik ot gniog yllaretil mi desserped gnikcuf os mi
>>52935241
Rasheed
>>52935258
>taking this long to realise
>>52935261
u2 la u2
>>52935281
>>52935294
One guy turned up and waited around for hours, posted photos, then went home
>>52935307
please do
>>52935303
seriously? heh.
i hope it was ribena
>>52935334
I thought he was in aberdeen
>>52935322
what a spic
he didn't honestly except anyone to turn up on new years eve did he?
I love Jun
>>52935345
try to keep up if you're going to force yourself on this general ok??
>>52935115
I understand that to a degree. You can easily get a shotgun in the UK anyway though so I don't really see it as a huge problem that we aren't allowed to take desert eagles to morrisons.
>>52935370
All the 'bena happenings occur while I'm asleep
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUmpTKXpIdMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUmpTKXpIdMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUmpTKXpIdMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUmpTKXpIdM
>>52935363
I love you
>>52935258
>staying in the UK during your glory years
I'm off to thailand, save up £500,000 over the next 5-6 years, come back and buy a house and nice car in a cosy white village and start a family.
It's the dream life lad, fuck living here and in the city in your 20's and struggling to make ends meet whilst being beheaded every day.
>>52935400
fit in or fuck off
>>52935425
>American
>fitting in
>>52935408
Thanks lad.
>>52935424
My brother unironically had a meltdown just before 30 and moved to the UAE
He makes like 35k tax free and has no rent or other expenses other than eating.
He lives the fucking life.
I do have a comfy job though so I'm not too bothered
>miserable when I'm at uni
>on holiday I can't wait to get back to studying
>tfw remembering all the prime jailbait slags in year 7/8/9 when i was just about to leave school
>tfw looking them up now and they're all proper joocy
noice
>>52935467
he also lives in a paki country lol
>>52935492
Na, it's pretty alright though
It is a country of like 5 million people but only two million are actual citizens, he's surrounded by other Brits/ Americans etc who all have money.
They even have churches etc so you can go to Christmas Eve mass and celebrate and their shopping centres all put up Christmas trees.
It's really not that bad
IMPORTANT
http://strawpoll.me/6419263
http://strawpoll.me/6419263
http://strawpoll.me/6419263
http://strawpoll.me/6419263
>>52935517
so we're doing to uae what the pakis are doing to us?
lol
>>52935517
so its a vacuous nothing country devoid of anything that doesn't revolve around money.
sounds great.
>>>/f/2989311
Bought a fancy chef's knife with my crimbo money and now all I want to do is get back to England and start cooking again.
>>52935545
No.
We're just surprisingly nationalist here, although we are subtle about it.
Imagine if over here we put arabic on every street sign and the projections on NYE were in Arabic (like theirs are all in English) and we put up Islamic decorations everywhere when it was Eid, we'd go into meltdown.
They're actually surprisingly open, the main difference being that over there you can't become a citizen if you're not a muslim and you can't try and convert people
>>52935572
that was gay as fuck
>>52935550
Well mate, he's gone from working here in a job that paid 22k before tax, stressed up to his eyeballs and no respect to over there where they pay for him to go out boating / skydiving etc and he is literally getting about 700 quid a week to do what he wants with, if not more and he sits in the sun and in his pool.
By all means it's not for everybody but I'd hardly say it's bad
>>52935572
Normally I can tolerate weeb posts but this was a little weird desu
Had sex last night
Any questions?
>>52935572
>tomato
no
>>52935449
It's true, that was instantly something I recognized as "not an American post" even before seeing the flag, even though things get muddled in /brit/ with everyone at least attempting to fit in here
>>52935616
what is the meaning of life
>>52935616
was he gentle with your bumhole?
>>52935572
that is not how you cook stroganoff. fucking nip fucks.
What the fuck, japmoot?
>>52935616
my carpet is navy blue. what colour should my curtains be?
>>52935622
What? I was making an "Americans are fat" joke
>>52935616
1. Did you do anal
2. Did you throatfuck
3. Did you drink at all
4. How did it smell
5. Did you stay over
6. Did you listen to any music and if so, what
>>52935616
Have you tried fucking off normie twat?
>>52935655
That's funny but I had to say
my head fucking hurts and I wasn't even drunk much
fucks sake
going to wank away my hangover
>>52935697
same ere innit
1 and half a bottle of chardonnay and I was chucking by next morning
body cant do it anymore
alri lads, finished reading today's copy of the FT, anyone wanna read it?
got absolutely sozzled last night and left my tuba on a night bus, absolutely raging lads.
That new kanye west song was trash
>>52935697
I had a noticeable headache even when I was drunk last night, but woke up this morning and felt fine lmao
Apart from feeling bruised and battered, but I always feel like that after drinking for some reason
Gas myself cunt
>>52935748
JUMPMAN
JUMPMAN
JUMPMAN
>>52935705
Risky manoeuvre lad. Often try to wank when I have a slight headache and the pressure makes my head feel like it's going to explode.
>British Asians
>3,078,374 (2011))
>>52935774
you are broke
>>52935763
>Gets drunk and gets bummed
>can't work out why
wew
>Worthwhile Moldovans
>0 (2016)
>your oneitis is in love with you
>she has a son
wat do?
>>52935811
>3,078,374
That's pretty much the population of Wales
>>52935850
do a gerry mccann senpai
>>52935850
the gimmick is real
>>52935850
How do you even let a girl with a son become your oneitis? Beta as fuck
COUCHES
COUCHES
COUCHES
WICH WUNN SHUDI PIKKK
>>52935850
why are you talking to girls with kids
>>52935811
>2011
>yfw it's probably over 4mil at least now
get OUT my country you disgusting pakis
>>52935887
>COUCHES
fuck off yank
Didn't think i got too drunk last night, must've blacked out on the way home because I drunk text a girl I really need to get over.
I should know better tbqh lads
>>52935850
If you get along with the son well enough it shouldn't be a problem
got my wife's son a mercedes from christmas and he didn't even say thanks, what do i do lads
>>52935930
wank him off
>>52935850
her son is probably more alpha than you desu
>>52935905
Don't really give a shit about them, but it's annoying when they won't integrate with our society properly, instead segregating themselves and saying that WE should conform to their culture
why is it that every jap or sk poster is just some native english speaker pretending to sound like a shitty jap speller?
the amount of legit jap posters to non-jap posters on nip IP range is like 99.99> to 1
>>52935952
Rorke
Not even any footy on today
What is the point
My new years resolution is to get a (you) from /b/rit. so far it hasn't been accomplished though.
>>52935850
don't really know how someone can do this
my oneitis gave someone a blowjob and I cut contact with her completely
got my husband's daughter a bmw for christmas and she loved it lads
>>52935980
just out for a rip are ya bud?
the wifes son got some crumbs from his ham sandwich on my prayer mat lads
can i touch the crumbs or are they haram too
>>52935983
good lad
Want a Korean girlfriend that's not Korean lads
Got my sons wifes son some pringles for new years lads
Thinking about going gay, lads
>>52935850
>pic relevant
This video made me kek so much
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=f32_1451467111#KxDC5PQYzTqMoFmC.16
That poor mum doesn't realise that her daughter downing a shot so easily isn't shocking to anybody else in the room who knows that young girls will have been drinking and fucking long before it becomes obvious to their parents
Lads how do i get my wifes son to call me dad?
driving home drunk s fuck
friends asked if i was gay last night lads
>>52936005
I *pffft* don't *pffft* understand *pffft* your *pfft* accent
>>52935850
can't see a problem lad. my girlfriend has a 3 year old son. he's awesome t b h, i really like him. don't let a 4chan meme affect anything in your actual life, that's stupid
>merkel's new year address was broadcast with Arabic subtitles.
Lol not even Cuckron would do that
>>52936028
Be safe lad, wear a condom.
>>52936038
you sound autistic
>>52936038
>http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=f32_1451467111#KxDC5PQYzTqMoFmC.16
That's Americans for you.
>>52936057
hope you said yes
>>52936068
Fuck off cunt I'd break you
my wife's son just called the Financial Times a bad newspaper, what should I do to him?
left my coffee brewing in the cafetiere and my bastard step-dad nicks it
fucking cunt
>>52936064
Holy shit I thought you were kidding
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wEIl9GUrZ_Q
She even says that Germany doesn't belong to Germans...
>>52936087
you also sound scrawny
>>52936066
>implying I'll be the giver and not the receiver
>Calis didn't elect FN
>Rotherham didn't elect ukip
>have 5 pokemon
>don't know what the 6th should be
What do lads
Blaziken, Armaldo, Skarmory, Walrein, Manectric
>>52936131
Get a Wankey
>>52936101
Why does nobody understand why they do this?
They've seen how history looks back at people, so they just want to make sure that in a few hundred years when nobody understands the proper context and why people feel like they do today they will be looked at as a visionary.
>>52936112
t. Autistic man talking shit on 4chan.org
>>52936101
christ that's just sad
hope merkel get raped to death by pakis and someone who isn't insane takes over
>>52936118
>receiver
More chance of getting stds, good thinking lad
>>52934953
>no TD
...
>>52936144
clever post
>>52936152
>you're autistic
>no you
You sure sound autistic
>>52936153
>hope merkel get raped to death by pakis
bit extreme there lad
>>52936152
Of course it's a good thing that they're doing this, but we need to ensure that the migrant population is manageable, and that they all go back to the source countries once the conflict's over.
got an american twink i met on /soc/ to eat his cum on snapchat for me lads
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=7c0_1451633922
Lovely Muslim integration lads
>>52936207
rasheed
>>52936192
>of course it's a good thing that they're doing this,
Rasheed
Strange, uncomfortable things are going to happen this generation, boys
>>52936228
>>52936237
>2015 gimmicks
Fuck off
How was your Manchester meetup yesterday lads?
>>52936207
>tfw live in cosy as fuck upper class town up north
>not seen a muslim in years
>2016
>people STILL unironically live in the Islamic Republic of London
top kek
>>52936207
The fuck, really?
Radical leftism is just breeding the next hitler in Europe. I'm betting over the next 10 years someone like hitler will reveal themselves in Europe and leftists will get rekt
>>52936237
What? We took in our fair share of Jewish refugees in WWII. As much as I don't like it, we still have a moral duty to perform. So long as the stay in south England and nowhere else I'm fine
>>52936254
>upper class
>north
Pick one and only one.
>>52936270
you'd lose that bet then
>>52936270
Rorke
>>52936297
T. Muhammed bin Rasheed al-britaini
>>52936270
hitler was a leftist
nobody is liking my fb activity lads
do you reckon they are intimidated by my alpha confidence?
>>52936254
Love living in Lancashire
Though I'm noticing a lot more Muslims in Liverpool recently, fine with the Chinese students, but...
>>52936306
Not him but
>Live in comfy northern, scenic town
>Comfy job that pays fractionally lower than what I'd get in London but when considering living costs and property prices I come out much better
>Can actually drive my car
>Won't get blown up
>>52936306
Liverpool?
>>52936342
LOL
>>52936270
>>52936307
I've heard Caesars rise when the people become disillusioned with democracy
t. trump voter still concerned by implications
>>52936341
North's way better than South
>No "rich multiculturalism"
>Cheap housing
>Lovely countryside
>Nicer people
>>52936306
>poor londoners WILL defend living in london
top kek, there are upper class northern areas rasheed, shame you wouldn't know about it since theres no pakis or mosques here
>>52936348
What part is funny?
I mean I had met only two or three homeless people during my visit tbqh lad
>>52936370
the housing's cheap because nobody wants to live there
>>52936348
Liverpool's alright, got some lovely housing and flats on sale, and some nice nightlife
>>52936381
Thanks Japan guy
>>52936370
>Comfy north
>Go into shop and chat with people, have a nice laugh and conversation, everything feels local
>Go to London
>Everybody wants to live a soulless miserable life
nty
i love how the west country is always left out when the north and 'south' (home counties) do their rivalry thing.
being irrelevant has its advantages sometimes.
>>52936383
Thank fuck for that then, couldn't cope with London cunts living up here
>>52936383
Love this meme.
London is just where all businesses set up and force people to move to if they want that kind of work, so naturally housing becomes more expensive
People don't want to live in a box room for 12k a year in rent but it's just because businesses who don't care about money set up there
>>52936405
Literally who?
>>52936395
I just said what I think about Liverpool lad
totally decent city
>>52936403
Where you from then? South-West Lancashire here
>>52936405
West country is lovely tbqh
>>52936405
Shh lad don't tell Rasheed.
eating a pear
>>52936405
west country is the south
when the monkeys in the north talk about the south they actually just mean london
remove london and bristol and the south is far superior to the north in every way
raep a gnitae
>>52936473
pears a shit
>http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-to-rent/find.html?searchType=RENT&locationIdentifier=REGION%5E87490&insId=1&radius=0.0&minPrice=&maxPrice=&minBedrooms=&maxBedrooms=&displayPropertyType=&maxDaysSinceAdded=&sortByPriceDescending=&_includeLetAgreed=on&primaryDisplayPropertyType=&secondaryDisplayPropertyType=&oldDisplayPropertyType=&oldPrimaryDisplayPropertyType=&letType=&letFurnishType=&houseFlatShare=false
>Islamic Republic of London apologists WILL DEFEND these prices
>>52936452
same lad
>>52936442
It is, though the homeless seem to be a growing problem, and more people are having to use food banks recently. Fucking great architecture, music, people, and culture though. So many bloody Chinese exchange students though
what porn sites do you guys use? the more depraved the better
goiing a goee[p
raping an ear
>>52936483
>Remove all the bad things and it's actully not bad :)
>>52936513
i like old school porn sites like redtube desu
>>52936532
with london and bristol it's only better in almost every way
>>52936483
bristol? borderlands at best, I get vertigo when i have to go to Horsham its so far north.
>>52936505
You forgot football
>>52936513
bing.com
>>52936473
Fuck off and die you cunt I'll kill you
>people actually implying London is good
Rasheed
>>52936504
noice one there mate
>>52936567
sorry burgerman didnt mean to trigger you
im literally terrified of getting in trouble with the police even though i live a pretty clean life.
>>52936567
uploaded to funnyjunk
>>52936513
tubekitty
it has like every fetish that's legal to record and publish movies.
i enjoy my interracial big dick shemale pregnant gangbang creampies thank you very much
>>52936549
Sure lad.
Unironically prefer Manchester. Much better local (because London can't do local ) and music scene etc
London is definitely objectively better in terms of stuff and things on but living in Manchester city centre I can still go to all the nice restaurants, have a big city feel, but I don't need to sell body parts to cover the rent
>>52936559
Everton supporter here, can't admit Liverpool's good otherwise I'll get put to death
>>52936505
i'm heading to liverpool for the day tomorrow, what's there to do? i'm there from 2pm til 10pm before i get the train. a friend said there's a good museum there, i don't much care about the beatles.
>>52936567
rude
How do I cure a dry penis /brit/?
>2012 was 4 years ago
>live in london
>earn £15,000 a month
>1 bed studio apartment costs me £14,999/month
>die
kekaroo, top rasheed
Living in London is only good if you have a house in the centre and it's getting passed on to you.
My mate from uni unironically has a house within the distance of the tube that has a swimming pool in the back.
He's fucking wonga'd
>>52936604
did the man kick the ball for a club that you don't support?
>>52936626
let me suck it
>>52936636
You better be a female rosamund pike looking type.
Have an appointment with the penis inspector tomorrow
>>52936605
>I don't much care about the beatles
OH BOY, YOU'RE IN FOR A TREAT SON
The waterfront's really nice, that's where the museum is, be sure to visit Albert Dock. Liverpool One's good for shopping, nice and modern feel to it. Bold Street's great for shopping, as well as drinking in the evening. There's a lovely pub called The Pilgrim you should visit too, cheap beer, and really comfy in there
starting to level up my defence so i can wear dragonhide once i get the lvls and cut trees innit
Genuinely struggle to reconcile with the idea that people can own more than three properties without getting heavily penalised for it.
How is this sustainable in any way?
Even though I hate it, I am now gonna do the cunt thing and live at home til I'm about 28 after saving and getting a house to rent out to people so they can pay off my mortgage before I move in after a few years
>>52936677
You can get it done on /brit for free, even as a foreigner. Takes a good 2 hours though.
>>52936604
I wonder why Everton can't even finish in top4 with those decent players
>>52936605
>i don't much care about the beatles.
>Going to Liverool
Ya dun goofed mate
>>52936629
15, 000 pounds... that's a lot of money, right?
>>52936700
It has to be done by a certified US penis instructor or I can't go back to uni
Happy New Year guys
>Look at pictures on DM of of people partying
>Picture of niggers chimping out at eachother in Birmingham
Nothing changes.
How do i fix my dry penis?
>>52936724
Are you kidding mate?
You'd make more working in a shop
>>52936743
>Going out to a shitty pub/club ever
>Going out on any form of public holiday
nty
>>52936678
not fussed about drinking after a christmas of it, i'll give the albert dock and waterfront a look though, cheers.
>>52936721
including the train i save over 100 quid compared with flying straight to london, and get to have a look around a new city. worked out well 2bh.
>>52936695
>people should be punished for being rich
fuck off corbyn
>>52936737
Instructor? Now that's a different ball game all together.
>>52936768
>People should own so many properties that it stops other people ever owning them
retard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Us3NFFJhFPg
>2016
>In the remaining Australiannaire Legion Barracks in Manchester
>Months of brutal street fighting and skirmishes with the Paki hordes is starting to wear on the brave volunteers
>Corbyn and his band of Socialists overthrow the government
>the Queen and her guards are surrounded in Buckingham Palace, unwilling to admit defeat
>Comrade Corbyn orders the immediate expulsion of our forces or face the gulags (Birmingham)
>low on rations and ammunition, we secede, some lads AWOL and join The Vardy Militias
>the doors of the barracks open, on we march with our proud Ango Saxon chins cutting the air before us
>the paki's sneers and boos are muted by us singing
>"Non, Je Ne Regrette Rien" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3Kvu6Kgp88
>overhead rumbles the bombers and spitfires of the Farage Fighters, the last stance, the bastion of all that which our lives accost
>the lonely few remaining whites in the crowd salute us with glassy eyes and tightened jaws, some with ex army Berets and medals
>I lock eyes with a fair haired young man, I later realise to be Prince Harry
>he stares, and salutes, veins in his neck appear, he joins our song "Non, Je Ne Regrette Rien"
>tears cool his english red blood cheeks
>he mouths "I'm sorry"
>we nod mournfully and continue our march
>Fin
>>52936737
I hear the US training course is just like ours but with a few bits cut off
>>52936764
I really have to wonder if some of those people are queuing up just for the hell of it. If a que is that long what's the point? You'd be home by the time you get served.
>>52936380
Bournemouth lad, London is a shitstain on this land, but I'd much rather live south of it than north.
>sent several snappies to gril
>still havent' received one back
>story constantly updated
fuck it im done eat my dick
>>52936852
Good lad
Waterlooville here
>>52936873
>snapchat
FONT
>>52936815
>people who can afford houses shouldn't be allowed to buy them
>>52936852
Find it kinda funny how everything up North seems to be drowning while the South is staying relatively dry.
This just proves the South is superior.
Boys, just move the south Wales. They've got white people cutting up the sushi, white people serving in the fast food shops. It's unironically white and pure. Just stay away from north, lads.
>>52936922
Misrepresentation
People who can afford them should, but shouldn't be allowed to buy several they won't personally live in
>>52936934
Where you at?
>TFW stayed up till 6am drunk as a skunk to ring in the new year with yanks on a Bhutanese finger painting forum.
thinking of getting a tattoo lads
>>52936873
>send snaps to girls
>always get heart eye emojis back
lel
>>52936922
are you also okay with foreign oil pakis buying houses as an investment and never living in them you actual "muh freemarket" libertarian retard
>>52936924
This the same south that gets droughts constantly during the summer? Btw nice shit-tier water quality m9
>>52936962
of what?
>>52936969
it's literally just this one girl who is too fucking cool to reply. I get decent responses/screen shots a lot but this girl just doesn't respond. pretty fucking off her rn
>>52936993
of my image
>>52936959
>stayed up till 6am drunk
I thought that was normal for the Irish
>>52936958
Caerphilly, boyo
>>52936952
>People who can afford them should
end of
>>52936971
no because they're pakis
>>52936989
Don't you have shit to me to higher ground?
Love you really, ya northern bastard
>>52937009
What's her snapchat
>>52937037
Great argument there
>>52936063
My oneitis doesn't have a kid I was curious
>>52935983
>shes not allowed do anything
>>52937050
lmao fuck off lad
>>52936962
Looks a bit gay, lad
>tfw getting absolutely spangled on ket + mdma at a house party leaving at 5AM
>>52937050
ariannyceleste and yooventura
>>52937016
ah righto, make it small enough that its easily covered over in future then. Its black so easy to change at a later date for a good cover up artist. Plus there is a guy in the states patenting a removal cream for permanent tattoos.
Wait a year mate, if you still want it then get it. If you cant wait a year then its any tattoo not the image that you want really, the idea rather than the object.
Getting a tattoo is common in Britain?
Can you get in public baths with a tattoo?
>>52937056
>shes not allowed do anything
yes that's true
>>52937118
Yes because tattoos over here aren't associated with the Yakuza
>>52937042
Fuck it, love you too southern softie <3
>>52937118
yeh and very traditional in many senses, going back centuries especially naval/seaman tattoos. There is little stigma involved with being tattooed.
really just not enjoying myself right now lads
anyone go anything to watch?
>>52937118
>public baths
>>52937125
how can you have any girl as a oneitis then?
>>52937160
i watched the davinci code the other night and i had never seen it and it was fun desu
>>52937160
http://hdmovie14.net/watch/nineteen-eighty-four-1984
>>52936852
>>52936889
>>52936924
Hampshire, Wiltshire, Dorset, Somerset and Devon god tier counties.
Have the community of the North, without the ignorance and famine. The cultural significance of the South, without the capital shitskins and drama. And in of itself is together the most geographically beautiful and diverse section of England, combined with the best climate and environmental qualities.
We should build a wall around the South West to get the scum from boiling over, we can export the dregs through Cornwall.
>>52937118
the few public baths we do have yes probably
here you tell a person is criminal from their accent or religion plus beard not from tattoos
>>52937118
I don't think we have public baths here, and we probably don't have the Yakuza and our gangs don't have as much of a link with tattoos as the Yakuza do.
>>52937182
wessex independence when
>>52937068
Just give it to me, I'll try and get back to you
Literally no other reason for it
>>52937167
you can't that's the point
oneitis is dumb
>>52937118
うせろ、ジャップサル。
Aren't garages fucking open today? I'm dining buy no answer.
Need to get my car sorted.
>>52935850
Cut all contact in order to not become a beta cuck
I want a paki gf soo badly
>>52937208
don't you ever fucking reply to me again or i'll kill you
>>52937144
Indeed
Many footballers have it
>>52937151
Don't you sorta hesitate to get tattooed?
>>52937162
What's wrong lad?
>>52937187
How xenophobic
>>52937193
Indeed
Then it'd be too difficult to live out there
They also should make public baths
>>52937232
the exception is if you also have a kid, are divorced or like mid 30s
then maybe a kid becomes ok
>I'm dining buy no
What did he mean by that?
>>52937216
ぶりてん
ブリテン
>>52937216
Vardy pls
Just give me citizenship pls
>>52937274
its probably a northern saying or something
did ribena really go to manc on his own? what's he going to blow up as retribution?
>>52937292
fuck off paki
>>52937312
hahaha
>>52936959
Here merely to confirm
Lads, what is the lamest technology idea you can think of? I need some for a stand-up routine I'm preparing which has a bit in it that repeats several times where I say that someone told me "2016 is the year of __________"
One idea I have already is 'the Segway', or 'the motorised scooter'.
Just need more ideas of crap technology ideas lads
>>52937312
black twitter does it again
someone explain the UKIP to me. is it a meme? how about movements like the EDL that don't like p*kis
do they have any serious say in politics
>>52937312
Banksy is a cuck.
>>52937312
reeks of reddit
>>52937361
I'm assuming I'll get credit and royalties if you ever make it big?
>>52937068
Still waiting mate
>>52937346
You got a lot of guts coming here, after what you pulled!
>>52937361
>2016 is the year of virtual reality
>>52937363
Farage is a very charismatic party leader but the rest of the party is full of idiots and loonies.
Why can't we have a good right wing party.
>>52937312
I don't get it
>Zeldathon, HelpHopeLive
>raising money to help Americans that can't pay their medical bills pay them
This is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard.
>>52937187
>here you tell a person is criminal from their accent or religion plus beard not from tattoos
you don't have prison tattoos in britain?
Here you can tell that someone did a sentence (or even where what was he doing the sentence for) from his tattoos.
Apart from the usual poor quality of them (prisoners make tools and dyes themselves) of course.
A cobweb on the elbow means a thief for example.
a crossed key means a burglar
>>52937361
It's 2016.
just another year closer to dying alone lads haha
>>52936962
Wish that I could be a part of a generation that internalized the possibility of violent death and one's own violent conquest to produce works that depicted a common's citizen's perspective that allowed a shift from the reverence of a federal monarchy to a death cult and military order that prepared for the worst that his nation's 1800-year history was not actually prepared to adapt to, yet was forced to adopt the trimmings of despite differences
>>52937412
oh lawd this made me laugh hard. dindus on hoverskates
about to have my first wank of 2016
just got 40 range lads
really need to work on this essay but i just cant be fucked. how do i find the motivation lads?
>>52937484
Don't do it lad
Put your energy elsewhere
>>52937558
About what?
We could help you, maybe
>>52937492
fishing lvl?
>>52937363
EDL started off as a protest against islamic extremism, gang violence and double standards in policing but got hijacked by racists and BNP types.
UKIP is a eurosceptic/thatcherite party that gets painted as far right for criticising immigration policy and wanting to leave EU
There are undoubtedly dodgy racists in UKIP but the policy doesn't reflect their views
>>52937593
nah, too specialised im afraid.
headache
Morning lads
Hungover desu
>>52937484
Can't believe it's 13 hours into 2016 and haven't wanked yet haha
>live in cost upper class northern town, immune to feminism, pakis, poles and all the other cancers on the UK
it's like a dream come true lads
>>52937656
>northern
sounds like a nightmare lad
REEEEEE pick up the Fucking phone. Wrang 10 garages and they're all closed it's fucking Friday.
Morning lads
>>52937681
its also a bank holiday though
>>52937656
>upper class
>northern town
contradiction LMAO
>>52937656
>upper class
>northern
>>52937681
It's New Years Day you stupid prick
>>52937613
Why are you using racist in a negative sense? Are you a paki?
>>52937693
I don't care about your fucking normie holiday I need my car sorted NOW Reeee
>>52937673
>>52937696
>>52937699
Southerners detected, are you sure you can afford rent this month? or will you have to provide "services" are your local mosque again?
>>52937693
Morning pal
Gonna make an excel document about all my wanks for the rest of the year
I don't know why
>>52937656
I'm coming to shit on your doorstep
Best girl desu
My mate runs a garage lads. Might take my car down for a service for shits and giggles.
>>52937746
bloody hell you still up mate
>>52937765
literally who
>>52937656
How does it feel to know that 22% of the UK's economy is from London? Maybe next time you Poortherners meet a Londoner you should thank him for the dole money you collect.
How does it feel to know every year millions of tourists come to see London while no one gives a fuck about your depressing Northern shit hole? How does it feel to know you have no culture or relevance to the UK never mind the world.
London is a land of opportunity which is why it is such a magnet for immigrants, I know you will respond that you "Hate niggers and pakis" but why? Is it that people can come from Ghana and Pakistan, work hard, build a career and make something of themselves all on their own merits while you Poorthern shits just sit their collecting dole and drinking cans of cider? Do the hard working immigrants make you feel bad for being such a lazy shit? I would take a million Asians, blacks and eastern Europeans over one of the lazy northern animals.
What is my conclusion? If you hate London you hate it because you can't hack it. You are not smart, quick or hard working enough to compete. You don't have the willpower to come down here and start at the bottom renting a flat and work hard until you eventually get that mansion in Hampstead. You hate it because everyone in London is doing something while you sit there doing NOTHING. Collecting dole... Drinking warm cider out of a can.... I don't know if Poortherners cause more pity or more disgust.
>>52937757
What is it with third worlders and designated shitting floors?
Where you like this last night?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3380899/Where-streets-no-shame-New-Year-revellers-spill-pubs-clubs-night-drunken-excess-Britain.html
>>52937749
What will you record?
>Pics you fap to
>Fapping time
>Cum distance
What else?
>>52937780
Kyou you bender
>Anime cartoons
>look like literal 8 year olds
>"no-no im not pedo, the ARTIST SAID IT WAS A 18 yo girl therefore she is!
London and Birmingham are fucking shit holes.
T. Brummie
>>52937775
Did a very early sleep yesterday evening for five hours and couldn't fall asleep again so yeah been up all night.
Pic related is me soon but for now I feel alright.
>>52937757
you can't even afford to come here, let alone buy a house, Pavel Andrzejewski
>>52937788
this pasta tho
>>52937788
alri paki
>>52937797
>a whole 48 arrests!
>hugging police cars!
>rolling on the floor!
oh my lord how depraved! truly a broken Britain.
>>52937733
Pay £1700 a month for a flat in London, can easily afford it thank you very much
>poortherners
>>52937798
The picture/video and maybe genre
cum distance is pointless for me because I like to do a cum on my stomach usually and wanking time is probably pointless too
if you have any other ideas feel free to tell me
>>52937797
>no fun allowed
>>52937873
>>52937873
>>52937873
new thread
>>52937833
That bitch legitimately has autism.
Just spent all morning shagging my Polish gf, came in her hair by mistake and she doesn't mind
>>52937833
here's an idea:
gas yourself
>>52937833
Have a (You). Animutards BTFO
>>52937208
Soon, I hope. Southampton most likely capital candidate.
>>52937209
>>52937378
fuckoff reeee
i know she's there, why she isn't snapping me is the problem
fuck her 2bh
>>52938535
just give me her snap username ffs
