2016 Cute Edition
should be slags edition tbf
>>52920113
anime is shit
crayon pop
k-on
>threads going this fast at 1am
I guess the normies didn't leave at all.
KEEP THE SLAGS COMING LADS
We can go all the way to 500 edition
Daisy
Heres to a sound year lads
Hope your year is as sound as the sound of music lads
give my gf a new years gift
(me on the left)
You are now thinkin about that girl you regret not asking out
>>52920183
Its 11 am here tbf
>>52920154
Bad post
>>52920169
Very good post
Happy new year /brit/
What are you doing right now? Im in the bed lurking /int/
azusa
kpop desu lads
oh karen
HIGH TEST TO BE HONEST
>>52920162
Where is her willy
>>52920162
nice body, but she has quite the fucking honker. would still fuck
/BLACKGF2016/ BEGUN LADS
Fuck it
verity.1993
>>52920204
Did you have a good night?
Should I kill myself lads?
Also
Sophie
>>52920218
Exceptional, outstanding post.
janny is getting the sack tonight lads
>>52920197
gave*
>>52920254
just post your tits you useless slag
>>52920218
wena weon
>>52920254
Post bum, you have to:
http://strawpoll.me/6416705/r
>>52920267
Major tittage right there dedi
>>52920240
Hope I can pull this kind of slag when I get on Tinder desu
>kentqt literally begging for cock
are all drunk girls this easy?
>>52920254
NOBODY GIVES A FUCK YOU UGLY COW
>>52920251
>>52920254
>1993
that's the year I was born
>>52920308
no just ugly skets
>>52920254
>verity.1993
what's that, SC?
>>52920254
Get em out, might as well
What are your new years rezzies lads?
Give up drinking (other than with the lads, i drank far too often by myself last year)
Join the gym (yes I'm one of those people)
Get started on classical western literature, following pic related
>>52920260
>sophie
of course you shouldn't lad
>>52920201
Jokes on you, I did ask her out. Had a boyfriend tho tbd
>>52920308
Just fat ones from the south east
>>52920170
stupendous banter
>>52920336
kill self
>kentqt
ban that hog
>>52920264
>>52920279
>>52920254
What are we even supposed to do with that
hi i'm the new hot slut around here
>>52920254
>tfw not normie enough to know what to do with this information
Also stop pretending to be a girl. It wasn't funny when that black cunt did it two years ago.
>>52920362
quite rude lad, i expect an apology
thank you and God bless x
>>52920113
>>52916100
Stop making 50 different /brit/ threads, just come to CANZUK
>>52916100
>tfw this shit happened almost a year ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2PD21U94xE
kill me
>>52920348
She just said that to spare your feelings lad
>>52920388
no that's my resolution hahahaha sorry for the misunderstanding mate
anyone here has gf?
Hey boys xx
>>52920336
Read more.
Exercise more.
Join rugby again.
Sort my career out. Thinking of learning a trade.
>>52920373
>>52920296
>tfw she is out of my league
>>52920418
hi ;)
>>52920260
so fee
>>52920399
i vaguely remember this
It's my kik you stupid cunts
>>52920373
>>52920396
Fuck off chink, this is a european thread with a drop of paki blood.
>>52920430
porked a girl from work who looked like that
>ywn die in a horrific yet hilarious car crash set to the tune of Benny Hill and tom and jerry sound effects
end me
>>52920444
Nobody cares
>>52920408
oh sorry la haha, good luck fulfilling your dreams :)
>>52920442
The girl on the left looks a lot like someone I know. Except she's fatter and redder.
>>52920399
that was a wonderful thread
>>52920441
Are the you tranny?
>>52920444
Who the fuck uses kik?
>>52920444
>kik
post snapchat
>>52920444
calm down lass
*kisses you*
>>52920489
not fat enough
>>52920466
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sC75aU47GRk
> when you realise you fucked up
>2006 was 10 years ago
>>52920489
>exposed eyes
>already an hour since new year
>haven't achieved anything
not a great start desu
>>52920404
>I don't already know this
>I don't willfully lie to myself
>>52920477
ahahaha and you mate x
>>52920207
>>52920216
>>52920220
Piss off
post bums tbqh
>>52920486
>>52920443
literally the best thread i have ever been a part of
>just realised I now drive a 13 year old car
No wonder people laugh behind my back.
*pops bottles* WAAAAAAAAAAAAHEEEEEEEEYY
>>52920539
*sits on your lap*
*places his hands on your big warm british chest*
*kisses you*
consider this achieved :3
>>52920336
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1DeHA35cKJZ
a video montage of your future wife's sexual exploits set to the tune of "yakety sax"
>>52920539
I'm not closer towards my year's goal of getting a gf either
Not sure I'm gonna make it
going for a poo lads
wait for me
>>52920564
>a yank tells me to piss off
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>52920500
This
way better
How was your new year lads?
Mine saw the annual suicide attempt from my mum (the paramedics came and sedated her before taking her away) and the electric going off because no one thought to top up the meter. Stealing my neighbour's WiFi. I hope the shop's open in the morning so I can top up.
>>52920586
Piss off
http://tinychat com hqlvao
come on lads if you have a mic have a chat with us
>>52920575
how
>>52920612
Still won't but valid post lad
>>52920565
genuinely regret killing myself yesterday now, this is horrible
>>52920611
What's in the fridge
>THE """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""COUNTY""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" OF HAMPSHIRE
>>52920611
I touched s stingray AND a horseshoe crab
>8783 hours left for /GF2016/
am I going to make it lads?
back from my poo lads
>>52920616
Just you two benders talking to each other?
>>52920681
no lol
really really really really appreciating all this slagposting
>>52920693
Too many clothes
I've started dreaming about /brit/posting recently.
Anyone else got experience with this?
>THE """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""COUNTY"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" OF """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""GREATER"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" MANCHESTER
>>52920656
Possibly some milk and a bit of stale cheese.
>>52920663
tfw dorset cucked bournemouth from poole
I had a dream i was playing football with messi, i was really enjoying it but i woke up suddenly
It's 6pm and I haven't even gotten out of bed because I don't wanna have to look my parents in the eye hahaha.
>>52920723
I dream about 4chan semi regularly
>>52920674
>horseshoe crab
No jokes, I actually hate crabs and other crustaceans. They're fucking disgusting
>>52920723
I had a dream about a bald old woman in bright ornate yellow and gold robes who got her head bitten off by a large furry dragon looking thing
>>52920772
I don't dream at all tbqh
>tfw can't help but get drunk most days
>always get really bad chest pains when I do
think i'm gonna a book a one-way ticket skyward before i hit 40, lads
2016 Challenge: Have a naughty imaged thread last an entire thread
>>52920773
>>52920773
>>52920773
>>52920773
>>52920773
New Thread
>>52920781
crabs are qt
>>52920197
saw your post at midnight
you have my condolences love
>>52920723
Had a dream the other night that Hitler was moderating an exam I was taking on Austria. He was surprisingly nice and lenient and accomodating. Not sure why he got such a bad rap.
>>52920723
I had a dream about some scary hooded figure last night, freaked me the fuck out
so when are ye leaving 4chan anyway lads?
I'm giving myself 3 more days (back in work on the 4rth) of joyous shitposting
staying off it for at least 3 months then. if I haven't by then got my life back into some sort of respectable order ... well then I guess I'll just come back cause obviously its probably never going to happen
you guys do intend to leave eventually right?
>>52920816
very early
>>52920847
Automatically read the file name in david attenborough's voice
He's probably going to die this year
>>52920884
talks cheap
this website is addictive as fuck
>>52920767
you mean "King Messi"
lmao @ your face
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1YneVX7NiTp
I morphed my voice into something and I don't like it lads
Tried having 2 gfs this year lads. Both were fucked up mistakes
Am I gonna make it in 2016?
IU gf 2016
>>52920867
kek
sent my mate a new years text
hope he responds haha
>>52920944
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0jz4hjMbnw5
>>52920984
what's your number la i'll send you a picture of my bum haha
OOF
>>52921006
bit gay that
>>52921006
I'm okay desu
thanks for the offer though
>>52921006
999
Mfw flake
>>52920944
>>52920991
http://vocaroo.com/i/s05HDKNSeuFC
>>52921014
More of her please lad, she's sexy
>>52921006
0800 10 66
Happy new year lads ;__;
feels like i died a few years ago but kept on living
I made a girl cum once
We humped fully clothed and came at the same time
not even embarrassed desu
>asmr lasses literally spend £300 on a microphone
>>52921092
happy new year lad
WEW LADS had a sick night out, anything happened at the emetup? expecting memes for dayss
>>52921128
hahahahaha
lads
what are we gonna do about the bloody terrorists
>>52921154
1 lad turned up and got a taxi home
>>52921154
>getting back from your night out at 1am
it couldn't have been that good
>>52921128
LMFAO AYYY YOU FUNY MUTHA FUCKA HAHHAHAHHAAHAH LOLZ HAHAHAHHAHAA LELZ HAHHAHAHAHAHHA KEKZ HAHHAHAHAHAH
>tfw referenced in a SIR comic
>>52921176
I'm not sure, but we need to do something about those bloody rascals.
>>52920723
>Have a passionate love dream
>Wake up and spend a few minutes thinking deeply about it
>Concede that you will never experience that dream in reality
>People should use the "hospitality of love" to conquer "hatred and extremism", the Archbishop of Canterbury is to say in a New Year's Day message.
>The archbishop will use his televised broadcast to focus on the plight of refugees and urge people to "welcome the alien and stranger".
>The Most Reverend Welby will remind people that Jesus too was a refugee.
>His message will be broadcast on BBC One on New Year's Day at 12:55 GMT.
Porn thread didn't last too long
BUSINESS IDEA: Buy a bunch of $1 air horns at the dollar store. Then drive around, use tape to hold the button down, and toss them out the window into crowded areas.
>>52921176
we take there funding and give it the footballers who give to the bankers who give it to the soldiers
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1n7rEEVElZs
I hate my mic it makes me sound like a prepubesent child ;_;
>>52921229
a good 10 minutes
Time to initiate /suicide2016/
HE'S
E
R
E
IN 2016
>>52921128
this is the funniest thing i've ever seen f am
Would you lads?
>>52921217
>Jesus too was a refugee.
No he wasn't because he didn't exist.
>>52921182
hahah sick lad
>>52921189
lad i live overseas, anytime i get to see my mates is a good night
>>52921210
>tfw don't even dream about sex anymore
>tfw just dream about being a father in a loving nuclear family with a qt faithful wife that helps me raise my children perfectly
>>52921249
don't do it lad
>>52921237
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0WNQynQBIKv
>>52921234
Business idea : sell things for more than i buy them for
>>52921268
gonna head down to meme city lads, got some shopping to do!
I love you all and God bless everyone :)
>>52921264
Literally did exist.
>>52921217
Where did Jesus take refuge?
>>52921262
fatten her up until she looked like this
Garlic bread?
>>52921264
kentqt went off when she realised nobody wanted her
You did good tonight lads
need a jap gf
oneitis has posted a crap picture of herself in some club
>>52921266
thainonce go home pls
>>52921306
Business idea: commandeer a small ship, then use it to commandeer a bigger ship
Rate myy gf
Anyone heading out tonight?
Oh what am I saying, of course you don't.
gotta go in like 10 minutes, luv u lads <3
>tom jones will die in your lifetime
>>52921332
post it
>>52921344
Why does she have yoghurt on her face?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0x5mrb8R1HO
>>52921131
same but I get embarrassed every time I think about it senpai
>>52921364
>>52920113
Happy new year lads, I just got home from a party and I have to say that /brit/ is one of he most banterific places there is. Have a good one lads.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=acxnmaVTlZA
Ehm, sorry to be mr. obvious. But why are people discussing things at this very moment? I mean c'mon now, it's 2016 already things are settled.
>>52921268
I sometimes daydream about having a gorgeous and modest European wife and two beautiful daughters who I raise to be proud English Christians.
But I think, why bother, the chance of me finding a woman like that are zero.
>>52921309
Egypt, after King Herod starts killing all newborns in Bethlehem.
our year
>>52920884
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1QMfJ9J5Kod
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqRqleZ7EOE
longmire is a good show, desu
>>52921364
>We lost Christopher Lee, Leonard Nimoy, and Ariel Winter's tits last year
Who's up for the chop this year, lads?
end of this post decides what time i go to sleep (am)
>>52921432
Did Jesus start raping and bombing Egypt?
>>52921310
Are you sure?
>>52921401
>Posting old /pol/ memes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FL7-sbiGlzw
>>52921443
Sure kid
>>52921474
that is truly disgusting, gonna be sick
>>52921347
it's 2am here retard
>>52921474
Yes.
>>52921336
japanon la
Now that the dust has settled can we all agree that 2016 is the worst year ever?
rate
>>52921375
that's my jizz
>>52921496
Not even half 1 yet
This is why diversity is a bad thing.
>>52921490
Absolute classic
Business idea: walk out of shops without paying
he still hasn't responded lads
>normies
>>52921524
>that wee chubby double belly
lol
>>52921524
JANNY
>>52921450
Ozzy Osbourne
Ringo Starr
Bob Dylan
Prince Phillip
Kirk Douglas
Bruce Forsyth
>>52921561
The Queen
>>52921539
It free to walk out of shops anyway lad
Thread is lacking in music lads
So here's a tune: https://youtu.be/oF9yHO-UUws
>>52920399
>tfw was at my gf's house when this was happening
Only time I miss being here 24/7 like the old days
>>52921573
delete this
Goodbye forever. See you never.
Business idea: start a business
>>52921561
Hope they all die
Hate old people
>>52920336
just come train with me brah
2016, year of the /brit/
>>52921594
bit racist
Is this a good whisky? Drinking it at the moment and it's not very good. I only like the aftertaste desu Does every whisky taste like this?
>>52921606
Every year is the year of /brit/
My oneitis keeps bringing up squirting milk at people. Do you think that once I make her my gf I can convince her to take drugs to induce lactation?
>>52921590
no lad
>>52921576
Imagine if it wasn't
business idea: make money
Are there more fireworks in the UK for bonfire night or New Years lads?
less than an hour into the new year and my sisters bf has got smashed at a party, been sick on himself and is trying to run about 10 miles home going through all the crime ridden bits of manchester, with no jacket or shirt on and no phone
bit of a shit start to 2016 tbqh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-JsqKlVVGk
wish the normies would FUCK OFF