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2016 Cute Edition
should be slags edition tbf
>>52920113
anime is shit
crayon pop
k-on
>threads going this fast at 1am
I guess the normies didn't leave at all.
KEEP THE SLAGS COMING LADS
We can go all the way to 500 edition
Daisy
Heres to a sound year lads
Hope your year is as sound as the sound of music lads
give my gf a new years gift
(me on the left)
You are now thinkin about that girl you regret not asking out
>>52920183
Its 11 am here tbf
>>52920154
Bad post
>>52920169
Very good post
Happy new year /brit/
What are you doing right now? Im in the bed lurking /int/
azusa
kpop desu lads
oh karen
HIGH TEST TO BE HONEST
>>52920162
Where is her willy
>>52920162
nice body, but she has quite the fucking honker. would still fuck
/BLACKGF2016/ BEGUN LADS
Fuck it
verity.1993
>>52920204
Did you have a good night?
Should I kill myself lads?
Also
Sophie
>>52920218
Exceptional, outstanding post.
janny is getting the sack tonight lads
>>52920197
gave*
>>52920254
just post your tits you useless slag
>>52920218
wena weon
>>52920254
Post bum, you have to:
http://strawpoll.me/6416705/r
>>52920267
Major tittage right there dedi
>>52920240
Hope I can pull this kind of slag when I get on Tinder desu
>kentqt literally begging for cock
are all drunk girls this easy?
>>52920254
NOBODY GIVES A FUCK YOU UGLY COW
>>52920254
>1993
that's the year I was born
>>52920308
no just ugly skets
>>52920254
>verity.1993
what's that, SC?
>>52920254
Get em out, might as well
What are your new years rezzies lads?
Give up drinking (other than with the lads, i drank far too often by myself last year)
Join the gym (yes I'm one of those people)
Get started on classical western literature, following pic related
>>52920260
>sophie
of course you shouldn't lad
>>52920201
Jokes on you, I did ask her out. Had a boyfriend tho tbd
>>52920308
Just fat ones from the south east
>>52920170
stupendous banter
>>52920336
kill self
>kentqt
ban that hog
>>52920254
What are we even supposed to do with that
hi i'm the new hot slut around here
>>52920254
>tfw not normie enough to know what to do with this information
Also stop pretending to be a girl. It wasn't funny when that black cunt did it two years ago.
>>52920362
quite rude lad, i expect an apology
thank you and God bless x
>>52920113
>>52916100
Stop making 50 different /brit/ threads, just come to CANZUK
>>52916100
>tfw this shit happened almost a year ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2PD21U94xE
kill me
>>52920348
She just said that to spare your feelings lad
>>52920388
no that's my resolution hahahaha sorry for the misunderstanding mate
anyone here has gf?
Hey boys xx
>>52920336
Read more.
Exercise more.
Join rugby again.
Sort my career out. Thinking of learning a trade.
>>52920296
>tfw she is out of my league
>>52920418
hi ;)
>>52920260
so fee
>>52920399
i vaguely remember this
It's my kik you stupid cunts
>>52920396
Fuck off chink, this is a european thread with a drop of paki blood.
>>52920430
porked a girl from work who looked like that
>ywn die in a horrific yet hilarious car crash set to the tune of Benny Hill and tom and jerry sound effects
end me
>>52920444
Nobody cares
>>52920408
oh sorry la haha, good luck fulfilling your dreams :)
>>52920442
The girl on the left looks a lot like someone I know. Except she's fatter and redder.
>>52920399
that was a wonderful thread
>>52920441
Are the you tranny?
>>52920444
Who the fuck uses kik?
>>52920444
>kik
post snapchat
>>52920444
calm down lass
*kisses you*
>>52920489
not fat enough
>>52920466
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sC75aU47GRk
> when you realise you fucked up
>2006 was 10 years ago
>>52920489
>exposed eyes
>already an hour since new year
>haven't achieved anything
not a great start desu
>>52920404
>I don't already know this
>I don't willfully lie to myself
>>52920477
ahahaha and you mate x
>>52920207
>>52920216
>>52920220
Piss off
post bums tbqh
>>52920486
>>52920443
literally the best thread i have ever been a part of
>just realised I now drive a 13 year old car
No wonder people laugh behind my back.
*pops bottles* WAAAAAAAAAAAAHEEEEEEEEYY
>>52920539
*sits on your lap*
*places his hands on your big warm british chest*
*kisses you*
consider this achieved :3
a video montage of your future wife's sexual exploits set to the tune of "yakety sax"
>>52920539
I'm not closer towards my year's goal of getting a gf either
Not sure I'm gonna make it
going for a poo lads
wait for me
>>52920564
>a yank tells me to piss off
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>52920500
This
way better
How was your new year lads?
Mine saw the annual suicide attempt from my mum (the paramedics came and sedated her before taking her away) and the electric going off because no one thought to top up the meter. Stealing my neighbour's WiFi. I hope the shop's open in the morning so I can top up.
>>52920586
Piss off
http://tinychat com hqlvao
come on lads if you have a mic have a chat with us
>>52920575
how
>>52920612
Still won't but valid post lad
genuinely regret killing myself yesterday now, this is horrible
>>52920611
What's in the fridge
>THE """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""COUNTY""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" OF HAMPSHIRE
>>52920611
I touched s stingray AND a horseshoe crab
>8783 hours left for /GF2016/
am I going to make it lads?
back from my poo lads
>>52920616
Just you two benders talking to each other?
>>52920681
no lol
really really really really appreciating all this slagposting
>>52920693
Too many clothes
I've started dreaming about /brit/posting recently.
Anyone else got experience with this?
>THE """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""COUNTY"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" OF """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""GREATER"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" MANCHESTER
>>52920656
Possibly some milk and a bit of stale cheese.
>>52920663
tfw dorset cucked bournemouth from poole
I had a dream i was playing football with messi, i was really enjoying it but i woke up suddenly
It's 6pm and I haven't even gotten out of bed because I don't wanna have to look my parents in the eye hahaha.
>>52920723
I dream about 4chan semi regularly
>>52920674
>horseshoe crab
No jokes, I actually hate crabs and other crustaceans. They're fucking disgusting
>>52920723
I had a dream about a bald old woman in bright ornate yellow and gold robes who got her head bitten off by a large furry dragon looking thing
>>52920772
I don't dream at all tbqh
>tfw can't help but get drunk most days
>always get really bad chest pains when I do
think i'm gonna a book a one-way ticket skyward before i hit 40, lads
2016 Challenge: Have a naughty imaged thread last an entire thread
>>52920773
>>52920773
>>52920773
>>52920773
>>52920773
New Thread
>>52920781
crabs are qt
>>52920197
saw your post at midnight
you have my condolences love
>>52920723
Had a dream the other night that Hitler was moderating an exam I was taking on Austria. He was surprisingly nice and lenient and accomodating. Not sure why he got such a bad rap.
>>52920723
I had a dream about some scary hooded figure last night, freaked me the fuck out
so when are ye leaving 4chan anyway lads?
I'm giving myself 3 more days (back in work on the 4rth) of joyous shitposting
staying off it for at least 3 months then. if I haven't by then got my life back into some sort of respectable order ... well then I guess I'll just come back cause obviously its probably never going to happen
you guys do intend to leave eventually right?
>>52920816
very early
>>52920847
Automatically read the file name in david attenborough's voice
He's probably going to die this year
>>52920884
talks cheap
this website is addictive as fuck
>>52920767
you mean "King Messi"
lmao @ your face
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1YneVX7NiTp
I morphed my voice into something and I don't like it lads
Tried having 2 gfs this year lads. Both were fucked up mistakes
Am I gonna make it in 2016?
IU gf 2016
>>52920867
kek
sent my mate a new years text
hope he responds haha
>>52920984
what's your number la i'll send you a picture of my bum haha
>>52921006
bit gay that
>>52921006
I'm okay desu
thanks for the offer though
>>52921006
999
Mfw flake
>>52921014
More of her please lad, she's sexy
>>52921006
0800 10 66
Happy new year lads ;__;
feels like i died a few years ago but kept on living
I made a girl cum once
We humped fully clothed and came at the same time
not even embarrassed desu
>asmr lasses literally spend £300 on a microphone
>>52921092
happy new year lad
WEW LADS had a sick night out, anything happened at the emetup? expecting memes for dayss
>>52921128
hahahahaha
lads
what are we gonna do about the bloody terrorists
>>52921154
1 lad turned up and got a taxi home
>>52921154
>getting back from your night out at 1am
it couldn't have been that good
>>52921128
LMFAO AYYY YOU FUNY MUTHA FUCKA HAHHAHAHHAAHAH LOLZ HAHAHAHHAHAA LELZ HAHHAHAHAHAHHA KEKZ HAHHAHAHAHAH
>tfw referenced in a SIR comic
>>52921176
I'm not sure, but we need to do something about those bloody rascals.
>>52920723
>Have a passionate love dream
>Wake up and spend a few minutes thinking deeply about it
>Concede that you will never experience that dream in reality
>People should use the "hospitality of love" to conquer "hatred and extremism", the Archbishop of Canterbury is to say in a New Year's Day message.
>The archbishop will use his televised broadcast to focus on the plight of refugees and urge people to "welcome the alien and stranger".
>The Most Reverend Welby will remind people that Jesus too was a refugee.
>His message will be broadcast on BBC One on New Year's Day at 12:55 GMT.
Porn thread didn't last too long
BUSINESS IDEA: Buy a bunch of $1 air horns at the dollar store. Then drive around, use tape to hold the button down, and toss them out the window into crowded areas.
>>52921176
we take there funding and give it the footballers who give to the bankers who give it to the soldiers
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1n7rEEVElZs
I hate my mic it makes me sound like a prepubesent child ;_;
>>52921229
a good 10 minutes
Time to initiate /suicide2016/
HE'S
E
R
E
IN 2016
>>52921128
this is the funniest thing i've ever seen f am
Would you lads?
>>52921217
>Jesus too was a refugee.
No he wasn't because he didn't exist.
>>52921182
hahah sick lad
>>52921189
lad i live overseas, anytime i get to see my mates is a good night
>>52921210
>tfw don't even dream about sex anymore
>tfw just dream about being a father in a loving nuclear family with a qt faithful wife that helps me raise my children perfectly
>>52921249
don't do it lad
>>52921234
Business idea : sell things for more than i buy them for
>>52921268
gonna head down to meme city lads, got some shopping to do!
I love you all and God bless everyone :)
>>52921264
Literally did exist.
>>52921217
Where did Jesus take refuge?
>>52921262
fatten her up until she looked like this
Garlic bread?
kentqt went off when she realised nobody wanted her
You did good tonight lads
need a jap gf
oneitis has posted a crap picture of herself in some club
>>52921266
thainonce go home pls
>>52921306
Business idea: commandeer a small ship, then use it to commandeer a bigger ship
Rate myy gf
Anyone heading out tonight?
Oh what am I saying, of course you don't.
gotta go in like 10 minutes, luv u lads <3
>tom jones will die in your lifetime
>>52921332
post it
>>52921344
Why does she have yoghurt on her face?
>>52921131
same but I get embarrassed every time I think about it senpai
>>52920113
Happy new year lads, I just got home from a party and I have to say that /brit/ is one of he most banterific places there is. Have a good one lads.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=acxnmaVTlZA
Ehm, sorry to be mr. obvious. But why are people discussing things at this very moment? I mean c'mon now, it's 2016 already things are settled.
>>52921268
I sometimes daydream about having a gorgeous and modest European wife and two beautiful daughters who I raise to be proud English Christians.
But I think, why bother, the chance of me finding a woman like that are zero.
>>52921309
Egypt, after King Herod starts killing all newborns in Bethlehem.
our year
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqRqleZ7EOE
longmire is a good show, desu
>>52921364
>We lost Christopher Lee, Leonard Nimoy, and Ariel Winter's tits last year
Who's up for the chop this year, lads?
end of this post decides what time i go to sleep (am)
>>52921432
Did Jesus start raping and bombing Egypt?
>>52921310
Are you sure?
>>52921401
>Posting old /pol/ memes
>>52921443
Sure kid
>>52921474
that is truly disgusting, gonna be sick
>>52921347
it's 2am here retard
>>52921336
japanon la
Now that the dust has settled can we all agree that 2016 is the worst year ever?
rate
>>52921375
that's my jizz
>>52921496
Not even half 1 yet
This is why diversity is a bad thing.
>>52921490
Absolute classic
Business idea: walk out of shops without paying
he still hasn't responded lads
>normies
>>52921524
>that wee chubby double belly
lol
>>52921524
JANNY
>>52921450
Ozzy Osbourne
Ringo Starr
Bob Dylan
Prince Phillip
Kirk Douglas
Bruce Forsyth
>>52921561
The Queen
>>52921539
It free to walk out of shops anyway lad
Thread is lacking in music lads
So here's a tune: https://youtu.be/oF9yHO-UUws
>>52920399
>tfw was at my gf's house when this was happening
Only time I miss being here 24/7 like the old days
>>52921573
delete this
Goodbye forever. See you never.
Business idea: start a business
>>52921561
Hope they all die
Hate old people
>>52920336
just come train with me brah
2016, year of the /brit/
>>52921594
bit racist
Is this a good whisky? Drinking it at the moment and it's not very good. I only like the aftertaste desu Does every whisky taste like this?
>>52921606
Every year is the year of /brit/
My oneitis keeps bringing up squirting milk at people. Do you think that once I make her my gf I can convince her to take drugs to induce lactation?
>>52921590
no lad
>>52921576
Imagine if it wasn't
business idea: make money
Are there more fireworks in the UK for bonfire night or New Years lads?
less than an hour into the new year and my sisters bf has got smashed at a party, been sick on himself and is trying to run about 10 miles home going through all the crime ridden bits of manchester, with no jacket or shirt on and no phone
bit of a shit start to 2016 tbqh
wish the normies would FUCK OFF
i don't want it to be 2016
>>52921616
post a picture
Rye whisky is a little sweeter and has a better taste imo especially its undertones
>>52921621
We're all gonna make it lads
>>52921616
Forgot pic
>It's been 2016 for an hour and a half
>we've already had enough banter to last us a month
Business idea: get a group of escorts and then take 80% of their earnings while doing non of the work.
business idea: assemble a group of women that will offer sexual favors for cash, then bring me the cash
>>52921653
all fireworks are now banned under sharia
>>52921653
New Years. Bonfire night is just a normal working day, although it falls on a saturday this year so it might be a bit louder than usual.
hahahaha
hello, yes this is /brit/
woooooooooooooooooooooooooo
rooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
oui
that means yes
>>52921306
don't see how you're making a profit there lad
>>52921687
What was the banter? I missed it
Business idea : provide a service for a price lower than competitors
>>52921664
Can't help being handsome sry. Who else is fuked here?
>>52921549
It's SFW you Hitler unlike all those pics of the nude Asian
>>52921691
>>52921694
woah
Great minds think alike m8
>>52921710
The meet up
>>52921658
Hope he gets battered
>>52921710
Last 2-3 threads
business idea: Give people money, and charge people money for using your money
>>52921711
This is not a million miles away from Riley's manifesto.
>>52921694
the Leauge of Extraordinary Slags
>>52921729
>It's SFW
wew
>you Hitler
W E W
fuck i have a cold and headache but people keep harassing me nonstop to go out. annoying faggots can't take a hint
>>52921740
>>52921745
c-can i get a summary pls lads
>>52921653
Bonfire night by a long way
>>52921753
>Riley
Any idea if his stupid invention took off?
He needs to make a thread desu
>>52921740
that happened pre 2016 you stupid yank
literally nothing cringier than watching normies stumbling around """"drunk""""
i bet these cowards dont even have a box of wine with their microwave meal every night
kill yourselves
wow bit rude
thought my post was hilarious
>>52921771
/brit/ meet up in Manchester
You didn't hear about it?
>>52921783
Which invention?
Business idea: sell body to lonely MILFs
kyary# are you still abouts
hark at ky's latest creation; quite impressive i thought
What is that which we have called the past or before or yesterday? It is simply a memory, an activity of brain cells which retains that which we have experienced, heard, read or felt. That is the only existence of the past: in our brain. The past has no existence in the reality of now except in the mind . Therefore the past is simply a thought. Why then do we let memory or thought influence us so much? Why are we so afraid of this moment of now, of letting now be without the control, without the measuring, without the conditioning of the past?
>>52921790
Had a good chuckle at calling them cowards
got an itchy gooch lads
>>52921804
Yeah but that was happening at like 7pm and I was pretending to be there
What happened recently
>>52921811
Wish i could remember, i think it had something to do with nachos
Said he had a meeting with investors and everything, he even posted some of his designs but it was a while ago
thoughts running through my head
want them to stop
>>52921771
>everyone posting nude slags for like 3 threads
>the thread made with an image of a nude slag
>kentqt being a slag
>other shit
>even more shit
>>52921842
what's a gooch
>>52921853
all the things she said?
Business idea: say to people you will keep their money safe but instead gamble half of it on the stock market. And give the other half to poor people who will default on their repayments. Then get bailed out by the government and get a £500k bonus
Business idea: open an auto shop, then generate business by disabling cars in the area
>>52921848
Dunno
>>52921860
your upper lip
because
I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS
>>52921870
no
just
horrible
thoughts
What is 8ch like?
>>52921877
>auto shop
>>52921860
The space between your balls and your asshole
Alternately, derogatory term for the French
>>52921880
thank you
my gooch is fine
>>52921860
the bit of skin behind your balls but infront of your asshole
It's where you put illegal narcotics when trying to smuggle them into clubs and shit
>>52921896
4chan w/o redditors
>>52916100
It's still 2015 in CANZUK
>>52916100
>>52921896
Go check it out and report back
>>52921896
Slower than here and just as shit
>Going to manchester meet at 7pm
>Go to a pub early at 6pm to have some drinks to up my confidence
>go to starbucks for 7pm
>no sign of anyone younger than 40
>walk to the printworks and can't find anyone matching the descriptions in the thread
>leave printworks
>Have more drinks alone in pub, surrounded by large groups of people laughing with each other
>starting to get weird looks by now, it's 10:50pm on new years eve.
>Finally leave and start wandering through town
>posts on /brit/ laughing at me for turning up
>start crying in the street as i walk, groups of drunk girls laugh and jeer at me
>walk aimlessly around for about 2 hours in tears
>spend new year sitting alone on a park bench crying, looking at fireworks in every direction
>at about 12:40am wander home, my parents and their friends ask me how my night was
>my dad looks visibly proud of me
>muster a smile "it was great"
>go up to my room, lock the door, post this thread
I'm never going to trust anyone again
>>52921894
Go for a jog in the morning
It's great for your mental health lad, seriously
>>52921896
Autistic, genuinely.
>>52921881
>Roommate is from Dumfries
>Never shuts up how she knows people who have met Calvin Harris
>>52921855
Interesting, I shall check for archives for Kent""""""qt"""""""'s posts
>>52921936
Didn't it get popular because of all those /v/edditors though
>>52921829
aye better than his searaider one which i hate
>>52921896
Dying.
>>52921966
>"Thank you, my gooch is fine"
having a mental breakdown
>>52921994
She posted her kik, nobody was interested
Here >>52920254
>>52921896
90% of the users came back here
>>52921945
dont worry lad happy new year!
>>52922015
I trusted you
I will never talk to you again, goodbye
>>52921932
>not in your shoe
SERIOUS QUESTION: Is this pic NSFW?
Taking acid to the next level in 2016
I am going to communicate with extraterrestrial life
>>52921917
Also Goochland County
Need a word for the semen that ends up on your thigh but you're too lazy to clean up properly
>>52922064
What happens in Goochland, other than >>52922061
>>52922026
Might make one and add her haha
>>52922061
WOW
that's a gooch!
>>52922061
Ballsacks aren't exactly SFW lad
>>52922074
thimen
>>52922048
Well bouncers (and police) can't be like 'alright mate if you could take down your trousers and pants and just lift up your ballsack for us?'
>resolution for 2016: lose weight
>mum's making hotpot tomorrow
>>52922088
It's a fine gooch, too
>>52922048
>Taking your shoes off in the club isn't suspicious
>>52922088
>Germany's first gooch
nawhh~
>>52922112
I wouldn't mind
>>52922088
Feels amazing when she kicks it
thimens getting a bit sticky now
Getting really drunk now lads Tbh
Had a mate get strip searched once, they told him to squat and some pills fell out of his arse
forever known as pez
Lads what happened with the Manchester meet up then????
Fill me in with the gossip
>>52922163
me too
>>52922082
Well I masturbate a good bit
otherwise not much
There is a prison and Justin Verlander went to high school here
>>52922141
Yeah neither is reaching into your trousers haha
>>52922190
Nothing, it wasn't real
Can someone explain this image to me?
>>52922198
Is it like Powhatan
A Walmart and some trees?
>>52922143
you think so?
>>52922221
he slipped on his fucking arse lmao
>>52922221
He fell over and cost Liverpool the premier league iirc
>>52922217
from a certain point of view
>>52922211
>He's never had to adjust his penis and testicles
>He pisses and shits himself daily
took my copy of "the art of war" to the meetup lads, thought i'd look smart while reading it
>>52922249
Its Powhatan without the Walmart
>>52922221
HE SAID THIS WILL NOT SLIP UP (regarding the title race
HE LATER (IN THE GAME) LITERALLY SLIPS ON HIS ARSE AND GIVES THE AWAY (CHELSEA) THE LEAD AHAHHAHAHAHHHAHAHHAHAHA
Just got back from a strange NYE where the only club we got into was full of 50+ ladies and me and the boys did some champers old langsange with them then when i needed a piss I had to buy a pintr (and down in time to get the paki taxi) of 'mansfield super cream ale' for £3.52
>>52922221
You see he said they wouldn't let it slip but then he himself slipped against Chelsea effectively costing them the league.
>>52922221
Stephen Gerrard said "this does not slip" to his team-mates after beating Manchester City last season when Liverpool were in the driving seat to win their first title in 24 year, before he literally slipped to let Demba Ba score, resulting in a home defeat, before they threw away a 3-0 lead at Crystal Palace, meaning that the first time in Premier League history that Liverpool went into the final day of the season with a mathematical chance of winning the league but with no hope of winning it whatsoever, meaning they finished in second place, ultimately choked their best ever chance at the title, and decided to write a book about it being some sort of success before selling off their best player and replacing him with Rickie Lambert.
>im good at reading
>>52922288
>do thing
>pretend you're not doing thing
>stop the enemy doing thing
>so vague it could apply anything at all
>this is somehow deep
literally wouldn't even wipe my arse with that chink shite
>>52922165
club near me does random searches on entry but literally does not give a fuck
the bouncer saw a few bombs in my wallet and just ignored them lmao
good nickname though
Think the yanks itt might be dirty fucking commies lads
>>52922251
This is probably a stupid question, but what is this app?
>>52922251
yik yak
>>52922318
Thanks lad. Under what context did he say 'this does not slip'
took my financial times to the meetup lads, thought i'd look smart while reading it
>>52922384
Yikyak lad
>>52921576
good post
>>52922345
YOU TAKE THAT SHIT BACK
>>52922402
>>52922412
thanks m8
>>52922314
sounds bizarre Tbh
Just had me first fap of 2016 tbqhwyl
yes i am a feminist
http://www.gatestoneinstitute.org/7151/britain-islamization
Bit of a nuisance
Haha
>>52922458
Got any thighman?
still no text
>>52922470
mate it's not real it's a bloke
have a word with yourself for fucks sake
>>52922423
no :^)
consumed a few alcolholic beverages and had a cheeky dance tonight not going to fib
What are you listening to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_psWZnz15E
>>52922470
wew lad go on then
>>52922467
Still breaks my fucking heart. He wanted it. He wanted it more than anyone.
>>52922518
myself crying
You lot are nothing but worms
feeling quite ill atm lads crikey
I've never been paint balling lads, what is it like?
Help
>>52922550
was really shit, I couldn't hit owt and no one hit me, I was just walking around the forest aimlessly for 3 hours
>>52922552
*helps*
>>52922552
What's wrong?
>>52922535
same
>>52921945
At least you made the effort
>>52922583
I feel like I'm losing my sense of reality
some of you lads are alright
don't come to /brit/ tomorrow
>>52922631
Go to bed
>>52922475
uwot????
>>52922639
no anon pls
>>52922631
I know this feeling lad, the mind likes to wander when it has nothing to do
Keep yourself busy, exercise helps even it's just some stretching
Happy 2016 lads
Just drove home and got in, got myself a takeaway pizza and some pepsi.
Went to the gfs, had sex, she got drunk and started being overly affectionate and saying how her work people always say how much she goes on about me
She has work tomorrow so come home, shitposting, enjoying the new year with my doge on my bed
Been a good night
>>52922550
Played in my teens with my 2 teenage mates and our dads. My dad shoots guns for fun, one of the other dads was a desert storm veteran, the other had just gotten back from his second tour in Iraq as a medic with the Army.
That day hurt a lot.
>2020 is closer than 2011
>>52922663
Semen on your thigh
>>52922703
font
>>52922657
Im in bed
I can here people shouting outside and then it triggered something in me so I got scared and went on my phone
I'm shivering and sweaty and my head feels small
>>52921945
That's what scares me about actually attending desu
Good on you for going though, it probably was better than staying on here all night
>>52922550
>>52922804
Replied to you in the new thread
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