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2016 edition
cara
Azusa
First Janny thread of 2016
alri
>heard banging
>thought someone was breaking in
>grabbed my cricket bat and opened my window, read to jump out and beat up some robbers
>it's actually just fireworks
I live in the countryside so I really wasn't expected to hear any as I've never heard them here before in my entire life.
For the first time I feel a bit disappointed that I haven't gone out, actually.
>115 USERS
HAHA NORMIES BTFO
/BRIT/ IS ALIVE HAHAHAHAHA
janny's gonna do his NUT
Cara's an SJW feminist skank with no ass no hips and no tits
Maisie is an ugly dog
Slagposting from last thread.
HAPPY NEW YEAR LADS
THE RESULTS ARE IN
>Best /brit/ Meme/Gimmick of 2015
FIRST PLACE: Lisicki/190cm Master Race/Kev Images.
SECOND PLACE: K/J-Pop Posting, Continued spread of post-ironic usage of desu/baka/senpai.
THIRD PLACE: Rorke, ""Excessive Apostrophe Gimmick"", Fuck Off Yank, Anime.
>Best /brit/ Personality of 2015
FIRST PLACE: Poleaboo/Ribena.
SECOND PLACE: The Janitor.
THIRD PLACE: Kev.
>all these knobs letting off shitty fireworks in their small back gardens
Not posted in literally a year lads ahhhahahaha
4th kyary post of the year
>>52918439
they're both cunts
In case you missed it:
THE RESULTS ARE IN
>Best /brit/ Meme/Gimmick of 2015
FIRST PLACE: Lisicki/190cm Master Race/Kev Images.
SECOND PLACE: K/J-Pop Posting, Continued spread of post-ironic usage of desu/baka/senpai.
THIRD PLACE: Rorke, ""Excessive Apostrophe Gimmick"", Fuck Off Yank, Anime.
>Best /brit/ Personality of 2015
FIRST PLACE: Poleaboo/Ribena.
SECOND PLACE: The Janitor.
THIRD PLACE: Kev.
>>52918452
>not buying importing shit from belgium because they have no safety rules
Who will be first to get janny'd in 2016?
>>52916100
CANZUK: the Paris of the 90s
>>52916100
sick of 2016 already
cant wait for 2017 now
2017 is going to be my year.
>>52918439
>listening to women's opinions
>2016
milfgf 2016 starts NOW
soooo lads....how is /GF2016/ going?
>>52918490
gib slag gf
>>52918442
British teens have perfected the art of being slags/sluts
havent had a wash since last year haha
what am i like?!?!
what was the meme about with james milner and gf2015? i dont get it
>>52918482
canadians are ALWAYS trying to shove this anglosphere gimmick down our fucking throats 2bh worse than yanks
>>52918535
Too fucking right they have.
still waiting on that party invite lads
>>52918544
original it was robbie savage I think
>went to an all you can eat chinese restaurant by myself
>had to wait 15 minutes to be seated
>ate until I was in pain
>paid, left
>got home, called parents
>still feeling too full to go out
>ended up staying home til 1145
>watched the fireworks from my room
Maybe I'll go out tomorrow night instead. One of my housemates just came back. Said he spent half an hour queing before saying fuck it.
I never liked queing outside of clubs anyway.
is there another instasync?
>>52918544
old news now anyway pal
this is the year of roberto firmino gf 2016
>>52918561
tbqh
>>52918472
aw, thought I would win both polls
FIRST ONE TO GET BANNED GETS A SPECIAL PRIZE
>>52918472
>>52918447
Obvious results
If I don't get a gf by this summer just going to fuck a fat slag off Tinder, I refuse to become a wizard desu
200 posts early edition
>>52918490
Which council estate do I have to visit to find myself a trophy wife like that?
>>52918535
they love dick tbf, nothing wrong with it if you're a girl. who wouldn't want a strong man to make their pussy wet and control them?
Happy new year all you beautiful bastards. I hate 4chan but i love you all
k-on
>everyone you know irl is having actual fun except you
What's your new years resolution lads?
Mine is to fulfill my dream of traveling the world
>>52918644
cheers lad
>>52918662
Worst post this year
How's the meetup going?
>>52918675
Make at least one friend.
>>52918439
Cara looks like a chimp too
>>52918426
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0F6uEnz68mC
>>52918675
what a gay dream you closet homo
you want to go and look at shit well done
>>52918696
Looks fake tbqh
>>52918670
iktf
>everyone in the group chat is drunkposting
>>52918675
Take better care of myself and stop complaining
I also need to wank less
nice vid
good music
for the new year
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SySgCOwaeLk
>Finland planning on giving everyone a free £550 every months.
Fugggg :DDDD I should go there I love free money and memes :DD
>>52918696
What a nice pair of tits. If only the nips weren't brown
struggling with nofap2016 already lads
help me
>>52918710
but anon we are friends.
>>52918695
did it actually go through?
>>52918675
Rejoin the gym.
Join a sports club either; rugby, boxing or archery
Lose my virginity.
>>52918723
>group chat
fuck off pseudo normie
>>52918713
You got any bollocks lad?
>>52918713
nearly broke my back from cringing
>it's now legal to fuck slags born in 2000
currently orchestrating the first wank of 2016
Are you dyslexic?
>>52918675
Actually take my german lessons seriously and maybe go to the gym since im getting flabby
>>52918765
I'd marry red dress girl.
Perfect amount of chub for me.
well that's it then, half an hour into 2016 not one happy new year, not one text from anyone, I'm just sitting here alone sipping a cup of tea. I guess my life is only going to get worse this year, doubt I'll make it another year lads.
>>52918713
What fucking voice is that and why are reading out random posts for no reason
>>52918713
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0S3i6Hc2Wwq
>>52918675
go to another country and get into med school 2bh
Business idea: make Britain shit so people don't want to immigrate here.
>>52918447
>Awarding gookpop spamming
>Not just telling them to fuck off
Fuck off
Gooks are ugly subhuman insects
>>52918799
happy new year you stupid cunt
>>52918787
If they were born bang on midnight it is yeh
>>52918795
dysgraphic desu
how are you all getting signal from the dancefloor
It's still 2015 you fucking twats
>all this slagposting
JANNY'S
GONNA
FREAK
>>52918855
>not fucking millennium babies.
spent the last hour thinking about a woman and listening to Tracy Champan
Too old for int
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uTIB10eQnA0
>>52918770
do boxing and rugby m8, boxing for the self confidence and rugby for the laddish culture. if you do both you won't need a regular gym.
if dubs ill get a gf this year and leave brit and 4chan forever
>>52918869
get with the times you prehistoric baboon
Business idea: kick out the pakis
>>52918840
oi oi
>>52918810
Kermit
>>52918842
3 > 1 > 2
>>52918842
3 1 2
>>52918742
Based Rajii
>>52918799
give me your number i'll text you
>>52918817
What countries you looking at lad
I might apply to Europe if British unis are full up with pakis
>>52918830
but it's already turning to shit
ok thats it lads gonna end it for good
had enough of it all, gonna hang myself where my mother finds my body as soon as they get back
goodbye farewell happy new year
>>52918904
hop on the cross
>>52918870
that one is so fucking ugly
almost glad she and her goofy as fuck teeth are getting B L A C K E D
if dubs I will never post in /brit/ again
until 2017
>>52918790
Who is this dick juice masseuse?
My first slag post of 2016
>>52918887
>if you do both you won't need a regular gym.
>if you want to play rugby, then you don't need to go the gym
???
>>52918892
Here
Feel a bit ill lads
officially been on 4chan every day for 8 years now
very concerning
>>52918863
in the smoking area
>>52918853
Thanks m8, it means a lot.
>>52918915
Fuck off you cheeky cunt
>>52918951
>3 KB, 93x125
>>52918951
and you fucked it up
>>52918675
Visit my uncle in Amuriga.
Make more friends
Find a gf
I think I can do it lads
>>52918904
>>52918911
312 mind
>>52918892
>>52918954
maybe next year dorms
>4chan has now been around for fourteen years
>>52918951
>posting a thumbnail
Kill yourself.
>>52918797
>taking german lessons so you can participate in the cuckfest that is /deutsch/
Wasting your time lad.
>>52918969
>>52918970
>implying im not just being Devilish
>>52918892
I'll take that
Happy New Year best ally.
>>52918991
dorms?
>>52918799
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1tS64JXTwKI
>>52918887
i would do rugby at uni for that reason and the banter, but im too lanky
>>52918918
somewhere closeish 2bh, so thinking either japan or poo peeland
japan is pretty cheap, only like 7 hours away and cold as fuck. might just save all year and try and go for 3 weeks
>>52919005
oh
ok then
Kpop gf 2016
>>52918870
Is slagposting allowed nowadays? I've been banned for it before.
If dubs I will leave 4chan until tomorrow
>All that modern hip-pop nignog shite
Wow, 2016's going to be great. I'd say that we should've been more like Japan but even they ended the year as cucks.
>Counting down in English rather than Gookese like China and Thailand
>>52919038
this is the year
>>52919020
Seriously, are you a tranny?
>>52919020
show me your titties pls it's new years
>>52919040
non nude is
>>52918993
>tfw I've been here since 09 when I was 15
>>52919020
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0AWzkBPkE7m
>>52919029
>japan
Hootenanny getting weird
OI OI
>>52919020
>lehhds
off yourself yank
>>52918926
don't lad, drink with us for one last night
if singles I'll leave /brit/ until the year 200000
>>52918573
>stealing my gimmick
>>52918993
In 2021 there will be of age posters who were not even born when the site was founded
thats 5 years away now
>>52918926
tra
back from the year 3000 lads
AMA
>>52919057
I wasn't watching, were they literally playing nigger ghetto rap? bix nood muh dik?
Is the Manchester meetup lad here?
>>52918918
oh right just realise you meant med school lmao
I'm going to stay domestic here. I have done my entrance exams before and got top 20% but I want top 10% to secure a spot so ill redo. hoping for UQ so I can stay in brisbane tho 2bh
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zJ6PN1rjSy
/suicide2016/ here
>>52919141
pick me up some bachelor chow
gonna need the bulk size hahaha
>>52919147
Meet me outside the printworks at 2am lad
>>52919167
wew lad
>>52918926
You shit yourself when you die, your mum is going to walk in on your hanging corpse with shit stained trousers
Give it a miss m8
>>52919179
Yes
>>52919105
blimey lad, don't go doing nuts in like that!!!!!!
>>52919147
yes still here
>>52919165
you sound like a normie tbqh f@m
happy new year lads
>>52919167
janny is gonna go absolutely bloody MENTAL
>>52919146
rap is mainstream and hyper commercial now
has been for a while but now its nearly universal and soft-rock tier
just saw 10 simultaneous firework displays from my bedroom window, it was pretty neat.
>>52919208
how did it go?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1pn3PvrGPx4
chebs desu
>buy sim city 4 on steam
>get visual artifacts cause it's an old as shit game
>refund it and tell them to put my money back in my bank account
>they put it in my steam wallet
>>52919165
http://vocaroo.com/i/s19Rnkiz13bf
>>52919168
I would, but I'm very good at suppressing my emotions
>>52919096
not weeb at all 2bh
japan is just cheap, easy to get to and apparently has an awesome tourist setting around snow fields full of slutty american girls
>>52919147
got stabbed and left in a bin behind the printworks
JANNY this thread is getting a little pornographic!
my wifes son nearly caught a glimpse of a female breast over my shoulder!
who /stayedinonnewyearseve/ here
depressed as fuck desu lads
>>52919240
>tattoos
get in the fucking bin
1991-2013 - Home
2014-15 - NY
2015-16 - London
2017-18 - Hong Kong
2019-20 - NY
plan made lads
>>52919208
Did you see poleaboo? What were your impressions of him? Why didn't you speak to him? Were you standing to his left or right?
>>52919146
Not Basketball Yank shit, just urban shite like what you'd hear on the X Factor.
>Janny missing all these slags beacause hes crying himself to sleep
literally just going to hibernate for the next week until all this 'LULZ SO WAT DID YOU DO 4 DU NUU YEER? WUZ IT A PARTY WIT ALL UR FRENZ SUMWUR?? has naturally died off
>hope I die in the process
>>52919245
>buy sim city 4
get SC2k instead
Gonna do it lads.
Gonna get fit, get back into Rugby and ask that cute Polish girl at work out for a date.
lads if you give me a good site to stream films I will stream amelie and we can all watch it
>>52919240
women are strictly sex objects desu
>>52919168
It's a possibility. I'm going to try moving out this year, I don't know if that will make it better or worse.
someone with a mic get in this chat so this normo shuts up
>>52919165
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0MyAJyHpRcD
gf just sent me this
>>52919315
do it
>>52919210
Thank you
>>52919317
its on netflix
>>52919341
where what?
>>52919297
I went to an aquarium today
got some good pics if i can get them off my phone
just found out I have work at 7 am the day after australia day lads hahaha im gonna be so fucking hungover holy shit
>>52919275
its been five full months now since my friends stopped inviting me
before that is was only once every couple months
>>52919353
Either photoshop or a half inch of make up on her face
WAHEY LADS PRETTY DRUNK HERE
and alone :(
>>52919283
this is a worksafe board, please don't post nudity or i'll have to report you
there literally used to be a program on tv where you would win a prize for being the first of three to do a poo
it was presented by davina mccall on channel 4 and she had to verify the results by peeking in the loo at the finished specimen
>>52919348
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0U17bAam00m
Why is everyone here wastemen who are incapable of participating in the world?
>>52919350
love these lesbian selfies, post more lad
>>52919350
Please upload this folder senpai.
>>52919356
I will!
Thank you father!
the Janny will fire off his rockets at this thread
seek cover everyone
>>52918892
rolling if dubs i get a job, friends and a gf
Any fresh 2016 memes lads?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0WWcM2TytQK
>>52919315
I'm vying for you lad
A gorgeous Polish woman would complete my life
>>52919275
here
Drunk as all fuck though so all good ;_;
>>52919297
>tfw not social enough to have to worry about that.
Good, I guess.
>>52918928
>Best chebs
>Best face
>White features but still exotic looking
On ye bike mate
>>52919281
>>52919208
Reply cunt
>>52919353
fucking makeup, is she 14 or 22?
What did you do for new year far? I went to the aquarium this morning
>>52919350
I fingered the girl on the right, nice pussy but loose
http://strawpoll.me/6416705
http://strawpoll.me/6416705
http://strawpoll.me/6416705
hockey tomorrow
>>52919367
tinychat com/hqlvao
>this is a worksafe board, please don't post nudity or i'll have to report you
2016 is our year boys
>>52919275
not me
I watched fireworks
>>52919435
Double roll for dubs
HEY SHOW SOME LOVE
YOU AIN'T SO TOUGH
COME FILL MY LITTLE WORLD RIGHT UP
RIGHT UP
SOME DAY YOU'RE GOING TO REALISE
(I WANT YOU) TO FILL MY LITTLE WORLD RIGHT UP
RIGHT UP
RIGHT UP
>>52919387
haha kentqt is a beatrice no mates ahahAhahahaha
>>52919391
Fucking seriously?
>tfw it was called 'Poo in Loo'
/GF@)!^/
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1HI5Pko4bEE
Not one firework, countryside is great
listening to dr dre's new album drinking a few rolling a j lads #talkaboutit
genuinely terrified of the janny lads, saw him in a dream last night
>>52919361
I want to stream it for brit but
>>52919505
thanks my boss just saw that and now i have no job
>>52919519
we said that about 2015 though
>>52919387
If you need a bumming, remember I'm your yank.
>>52919561
>dr dre's new album
it's shit
>>52919561
You sound like a bellend
there were so many people
all wandering up the hill near my house
easily 500 people
it's my hill so go away you foreigners
they ruined my experience because their stupid fireworks produced so much smoke that it obscured my view on the city below
it made me sad
how many slags are getting impregnated as WE SHITPOST RIGHT NOW lads do you reckon?
happy new year you fucking poms, only 11 hours late lads.
>>52919588
right now I'd take any willy based fun, even a small Asian man
>>52919594
u jel cos u too scared to roll a j? I fuck people up bruh
btw i am also by myself playing bloodborne
>>52919486
Really rad
Aquarium is better than the zoo, but also smaller
>>52919605
I'm sorry to hear that germanbro
need a 5/10 loyal gf in my life
>>52919605
Any bombs go off yet?
Heard you might get blown up earlier
>>52919627
still a bellend
>>52919621
*le sigh*
>>52919658
delete this
Lads
I can't help but wish I was dead
Yours sincerely,
The lad
>all this porn
some people have to work, it's like walking into a restaurant pissing everywhere, and expecting the underpaid staff to clean it up
>>52919621
Tbf I don't know if new year's is as big a shagging day as you might think, reckon most people get a bit too drunk and it's mostly about couples anyways
>>52919660
I don't live in Munich
>>52919625
7" here ready to destroy your rectum
>>52919658
jokes on you mate I haven't had a "girl I like" since I was at school
>>52919510
>tfw slags born in 2000 are getting laid right now
>96fag and still a virgin.
God-fucking-damnit.
>>52919625
Would you consider a 5 inch girth ok or do i have a skinny dick
>>52919623
good night for u la??
![[philosophy-raws][K-ON!!][05][BDRIP][Hi10P FLAC][1920X1080].mkv_snapshot_12.21_[2015.05.31_12.28.40].png](https://i.imgur.com/1rLxODs.jpg "[philosophy-raws][K-ON!!][05][BDRIP][Hi10P FLAC][1920X1080].mkv snapshot 12.21 [2015.05.31 12.28.40]")
ASHES TO ASHES
FUNK TO FUNKY
WE KNOW MAJOR TOM'S A JUNKIE
STRUNG OUT IN HEAVEN'S HIGH
HITTING AN ALL
TIME
LOW
>there are janitors RIGHT NOW who are 'moderating' in current year + 1
>>52919667
dont be mean m8
>>52919681
tried death
didn't like it
>>52919681
Don't hope for your demise.
Continue living in spite of those who wish you dead.
>>52919683
It's nearly 1am, i doubt anyone is working at this current hour in the UK.
post more qts kissing eachother and tits touching
it gets my willy hard
>>52919718 meant for >>52919621
>>52919723
5" girth is above average
>>52919729
yeah was ok, went to a m8s place had a couple bevs nothing too fancy (< 15 people). What about yourself?
>>52919658
Sounds like her but I doubt its happening this time. Yesterday she sent me a message telling me to come back up to Scotland.
got r/a/dio back on
All of these tits are just great, keep them coming
>>52919737
>>52919742
Dear lads,
Wise words tbf
Yours faithfully
The lad
Happy New Year lads. Hope this one's better than last for all of you.
>>52919658
>this really is true
Most days you could argue "She's probably had a early night for work" but not tonight. Tonight she went to a party, had a few drinks, a romantic kiss at midnight and now she's having the time of her life riding a cock. Any minute now she'll cum and lie on the bed glowing with pleasure while he strokes her hair then in ten minutes they'll go for round 2.
New years resolution: get a gf
>>52919718
>96
fucking christ, you don't remember 9/11 do you?
Do you reckon the Janny went to a NYE party?
>>52919779
yer not too bad, went to a m8s place too but there was like 30 of us including slags so it was just lad banter and pulling 1bh
>this is already one year ago
fucking hell
can't believe someone is actually posting SLAGS with NO CLOTHES ON on /brit/
so glad I didn't kill myself
>>52919835
wow you were a faggot a year ago
>>52919823
also a '96 lad
don't remember it
All out of nude slags to post, should I post some 2D slags or just non-nude ones?
http://strawpoll.me/6416749
http://strawpoll.me/6416749
http://vocaroo.com/i/s01NV1vInsSb
in a really good mood
feeling optimistic
>>52919233
Yeah
Lad
>>52919718
I lost my v at 18 and havent had sex since
I dont feel any better m8 if that helps
>>52919855
why
I could've gotten a gf this year, granted she was chubby and annoying and kind of chaotic but I could've gotten some good shags out of it at least, ignored her and she eventually went away though, not sure how I feel about it desu
>>52919605
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1doAPvVnbYe
>want to post some high test pics
>you were all mean about my album
>>52919861
fuck off
>>52919867
i hope kev is having a good new years
post ebony cheebs. I am a fan of chocolate milk
>>52919897
does that have a willy
>>52919902
wew
>>52919897
Just post it
>tfw hair has noticeably receded in just half a year
>tfw no chance of happiness ever again
Gold finger just started on ITV lads.
That Shirley Basset theme tune!
>>52919931
>he can't tell
http://strawpoll.me/6416772
http://strawpoll.me/6416772
http://strawpoll.me/6416772
http://strawpoll.me/6416772
http://strawpoll.me/6416772http://strawpoll.me/6416772
http://strawpoll.me/6416772
no 2d shit pls
>>52919703
>>52919723
I'll have either or both of you
I feel like I should give you my kik
>>52919926
what if you got rid of all the poo in the loos?
>>52919718
virginity is a spectrum. as is autism
>>52919919
say no more fám
>>52919950
it's over
Do to you still have to write in fountain pen at school lads?
>>52919966
dropped
>>52919977
just post your bum already.
just had to dip into that chronic life lads
This is for you lads
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MIBoV8M9mLs
>>52919977
I don't want you, i just wanted a "womans" opinion on my girth
not a fan of this "le janny baite omg so naughty" gimmick
just go to a porn board if you want to post porn.
just gonna pop down the gf shop, anyone need anything?
>>52919897
>hesitating over whether or not to post high test
HAHAHHAHA BETA POOF
just post them lads <33
>>52919823
Barely.
>>52919992
not in school anymore desu lad
>>52919317
There's a streaming service called rabbit.it
I've used it to stream films before so yeah
>>52919994
>being a faggot
Takbir my friends
>>52919861
Part of the fun of 3D slags is that actual slags decided to take those pictures and look like that. All 2D slags are is just what some pathetic, overweight virgin thinks is hot.
>>52920023
Star burst and a fucking curly wurly lad
Having a good noight on me own desu lads safe in the knowledge that in 10 days time ill be back at uni livinh normie life again
>>52920023
yeah pick me up a proper English gf lad
>>52919902
What's that mate? You want weird 2D trap porn?
Good thing I've got plenty.
>>52919977
>implying I'd unironically grace you with the sight of my willy
im prudish 2bh
>>52919949
*bites you*
keep posting girls with perfect chebs 2bh
>>52919992
>Fountain pen
Fookin ell lad back in my day we still used wax tablets
http://vocaroo.com/i/s18N8L2qQOnh
>>52920040
feminine penises aren't gay lad
>Janny's face right now
>>52919926
Thanks man, i feel better now
big choon coming thru
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPlzeNXLFH4
la's
>>52919992
it was a Catholic school so only the Priest was allowed to write.
>>52920023
2017 please lad
made myself a cup of hot chocolate but it was quite disappointing desu
janny is gonna be absolutely fucking livid when he sees this mess lads
TALKING AWAY
tfw only 1 out of 100 match rate on tinder
should i end it lads
>>52920126
write on ur arse while fucking it?/ haha (because he was a catholic priest)
POST
BUM
YOU
WHORE
http://strawpoll.me/6416705/r
>>52919919
*searches "black girls lactating"*
>>52920119
where is it?
i dont any big choon coming thru
that was bollocks
>>52920087
I'm only 260 miles away from NYC
Wew friends
>>52919816
>now she's having the time of her life riding a cock. Any minute now she'll cum and lie on the bed glowing with pleasure
>>52919658
Nah she's stuck at work
>>52920196
is your new years resolution to take the poo to the loo
>>52920148
I DON'T KNOW WHAT
>>52920178
nigga u cnt listen to a song that quick!
>>52920124
ugly ratface
Feel like I achieved nothing this year lads. Kinda wish I had lost my virginity
I was gonna lose it on 2016 but the girl I was going to fuck fucked me off and now I'm in a weird limbo where I don't even want to call her for new year's eve
Fuck it
>>52920369
alri?
>>52920023
Jewish and annoyingly liberal please.
>>52920369
costa rica are healthy
SHE'S A LADY WOOOAAAH WOAAH OWAAAH
WEW LADS had a sick night out, anything happened at the emetup? expecting memes for days
>>52920977
Only 2 lads showed up, one of them waited an hour, the other was ribena, neither spoke to the other
>>52920977
>meetup
you mean that one lad at Manchester station?
