On every street in every city, there's a nobody who dreams of being a somebody edition
maisie
MEET ME IN THE DOG AND BACON
>>52902226
WHERE IS EVERYONE
I'M LITERALLY THERE NOW
>>52902226
get to starbucks
meetup pics now
A women can in principle make 20 children in her life. A man can in principle make 20 in a day.
Mens reproductive ingredients are de facto worthless: If a man impregnates a woman, it was an 5 minute act for him, but the child bearing resource is blocked for 9 months and no other man can occupy it.
One man can block several women this way - in fact it is that way, and every now and then there were times when over dozend of women were able to spread their genes, for every man that did. This means most men in history are cucks, as they say around here.
http://www.psmag.com/nature-and-technology/17-to-1-reproductive-success
What I want to say is this: No women is denied the primary biological imperative of living beings: reproduce herself. Her job is to make the best of what's in the dating pool (which in turn implements the Darwinian survival of only the fittest)
Since one men can "take" a large number of women, men need to compete. And many fail, thus the existential nightmares.
Its
treason then
>>52902284
at home
Anyone at the Manchester meetup, I'm outside Victoria Station, near Todd Street I think it is
I'm wearing black jeans and a grey hoodie, someone come find me please, I've never been here before
historic thread
meet me outside the Tescos on Market street manc lads
Post Pics of the Meet Up
top banter lads ahahahaha
The fact that I will most likely never be a touring musician who writes my own music and has a committed fanbase that I can talk to like friends is slowly killing me
What's John Oliver going to do lads?
I've been sitting in the Starbucks seats just outside the door for five minutes, where is everyone? Someone come over and say something I'll recognise
AT THE PIG AND FIDDLE PUB IN THE CENTRE OF TOWN RIGHT NOW
COME HERE ASAP
oi lads aha meet me at the poo and barrow ahaaaaaahaahahaha stupid kunst aha
tfw no one actually turned up and it's just a bunch of people pretending to be there ITT
>>52902339
Stop posting this
CAN WE ALL JUST AGREE ON ONE FUCKING MEETING PLACE LADS I LITERALLY DONT KNOW WHAT TO FUCKING DO RIGHT NOW
>>52902310
>it was an 5 minute act for him
closer to a good 2 hours for me tbf
>>52902284
im the lad wearing a dueling glove and shuffling my BOSS as fr*ck deck in the corner
come at me if you dare ;)
>>52902387
Except the one guy still sitting at the Beer House
HORSHAM LADS WHERE ARE YOU
I'M AT REALYL DRUNK
im stood outside starbucks lads
Business idea: meetup lads write "kev" on a piece of paper and hold it or put it on a table next to them so you can all identify each other
>>52902356
Get all members of the /brit/ mandem to put a hand over their face as a signal. since you autists will never find each other any other way
Their early work was a little too new wave for my tastes, but when Sports came out in '83, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor.
At the train station lads
I brought my gf since she wouldn't let me go otherwise
Headed to you now
>>52902404
Meet me here please, >>52902322
That will make 2 of us, then we can find anyone else I guess
Literally have no idea where I'm going desu so I probably shouldn't move
this is what happens when you organise a meet up literally the day before
>>52902387
i think its just that guy at the bar posting pics that turned up
>>52902444
>this Anon's slag gf is gonna get blowbanged by Poleaboo and his paki pals
At starbucks but no one else is here just old people?????
>meeting adult virgins from a chinese cave painting billboard
>>52902455
the newcastle meet was planned in advance and it was still exactly like this
Azusa Nakano
>>52902212
you're the most cringeworthy faggot on /brit/ which is saying something
At Printworks in the newsagent place near the entrance.
Wearing black jeans and a green cardigan.
???
going by aeroplane
>>52902535
why's that then
>>52902536
I see you
FUCK
ANXIETY
I'M THE GUY WITH THE DOG
Post Pics of Where You're All At and Figure This Shit Out
>>52902544
don't crash into a building haha
where is the guy posting from the bar in the train station
can you give me details on how to find you
Poleaboo is on his way, poleaboo hopes people are actually there and not just joking.
watching Burnt.
bradley cooper is lush <3
>>52902536
>>52902565
finally
>>52902570
A fucking dog
Lads I'm the paki in Starbucks wearing a Hijab
>>52902570
werent meant to bring the gf lad haha
>>52902536
>>52902565
You two should fugg xx
>the meetup is actually happening
what club are you lads going to?
Going to the starbucks next to the urbis, if no one is there im going home
>>52902579
As you go in the train station turn right im outside java bar again atm
have we made contact yet?
*over*
might go out as a drag queen 2night lads.
>>52902620
he brought kentqt
>>52902634
bit fucking early, give them a chance.
>>52902444
>I brought my gf since she wouldn't let me go otherwise
HE'S BEEN PUSSYWHIPPED
WHAT A KEK
if that lad who was took that pic is wearing a Red hoody i think i see you...
>>52902630
>club
Everyone' off to Canal Street for designer drugs and a good hard bumming
>>52902570
Hey there delilah
can you autists sort this mess out please
just go where this lad is going
>>52902634
yank's am i right
Am I the only person who actually knows where this Starbucks is? And why are people at the printworks ffs, feel like a right cunt sat here
>>52902672
proofs
>>52902650
bit mean
>>52902565
>>52902536
WAHEY
>>52902672
yeah that's me m8, come over
I wonder if a big compilation of the posts will be made like last year for other generals to laugh at
>>52902665
yeh cos your mum lets you out after 7pm capsboy
daily reminder that the offical /brit/ greeting is 'Cold out' any poster will know this as a sign
>>52902702
Java espresso cafe its called
>>52902705
I asked the staff, starbucks has been closed for hours
Genuinely think I heard someone shout kevin
>>52902713
COATBRIDGE
I'm trying to find you guys but its rainy and cold and I don't know the area
On the verge of tears
I'm at the tram station outside Primark wearing a nothing but a condom and a layer of tartare source on my chest
HELP
>>52902212
Might watch taxi driver tonight just to compound my anguish
>>52902672
>>52902726
happening
>>52902726
how do i know you're not jus saying that
do a cheeky nazi salute so i know it is you...
doesn't have to be an obvious one
make it a bit like alan shearers celebration
Why not try yelling Dan really loud all at the same time?
>>52902760
what
>>52902710
his 2nd flag is on, unless he brought his laptop he's shitposting.
>>52902755
we are meeting outside starbucks you idiot not inside
>>52902713
I think I might know you
Can't find the starbucks, meet you lads here
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canal_Street_(Manchester)
First round's on me
>daily reminder that the offical /brit/ greeting is 'Cold out' any poster will know this as a sign
in starbucks rn lads
who dares challenge me and my deck of power
just made up that post with the green cardigan in it tbph
>>52902795
Cheers
>>52902789
feet pics pls
>>52902813
Meet you outside G-A-Y lad xxx
>>52902818
good idea this
>>52902806
oh yeah? nice.
>>52902834
why
>>52902819
'ere you are, you ain't nothing.
female tripcunts invariably provoke civil war among anons and destroy the harmony of the board
>>52902795
>his 2nd flag is on
literal pseudo-trip benders
wheres the pictures though
>>52902630
>club
Fuck off normie
>>52902563
you reek of a 13 year old who just watched taxi driver for the first time a week ago
>yfw nobody is going to be able to find each other because everyone who isn't there is making shit up and pretending to be there
>entire New Year's Eve /brit/ dominated by people shitposting this meme meetup
Great... real fucking comfy.
This meetup has cheered me up massively about having no plans tonight
cheers lads
going out now lads
hope you have a good night because mine is probably gonna be shit and i'd rather be shitposting on here
bye xo
>theres a group of autists going around spouting /brit memes to random people in attempt to meet up
>>52902860
just post your god dam feet pls it's new years even and it's cold out and i am all alone again and I am considering ending it all right now unless i just get some fucking feet pics
>>52902865
Always have to be the centre of attention, don't you?
lads in manc, post some pictures of your surroundings
>>52902911
FONT
>>52902902
>comfy
You came to the wrong neighbourhood motherfucker.
I recommend the Jools Holland thread on /mu/, downright cozy
If you think about it, raping a woman is less injurious to your life than getting one pregnant through consensual sex. The pregnancy results in an 18 year prison sentence, but in the hugely unlikely event of a rape conviction you'll get away with 3 or 4 max.
@52902923
who
For fuck's sake where are we meeting then lads?
>>52902883
well that's wrong
>>52902945
you heard him. fuck off yank
>>52902862
put your deck where my mouth is ;)
>>52902919
post cock
Me second from left
>>52902959
Found the paki lads
>>52902919
irish weather
>>52902945
haha you tell us yank
>tfw too scared to go to the meet
There is no proof that the meet up is actually happening except comments from people saying they are there and one guy who posted a picture of inside a restaurant
why are you getting excited
>>52902986
me bottom middle
>STAYING IN AND POSTING ON 4CHAN ON NEW YEARS EVE
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHH
to think you lot try to act hard on here lots of the time
Me and the gf
/brit/? More like _______.
Someone post pics of this meetup
ok I've arrived but can't find anyone
I'm the guy in the blue wool coat with an e-pipe standing by the entrance
have any lads established contact yet? I'm on the edge of my seat
>tfw dad's gf is a month younger than me
>>52902945
*Like*
>>52903022
ill shoot you in the face with my dick you cunt, don't talk shit again
On the x50 from the Trafford Centre literally right now thinking I knew where I was going, apparently not you fucking twats
>>52902926
>>52903026
/brit/
this is what starbucks looks like at victoria station its not exactly hard to find is it now
>>52903003
I would have gone if I lived anywhere near manchester
>>52903035
>janny deletes memes on /vg/ but not actual shitposting
>>52903039
>e-pipe
Is this a meme
>>52903039
is your coat torn at the shoulder
>>52903063
bet that manlet is one of em
Someone use that live app to film this. It'll be like real life Peep Show.
stood outside prezzo in printworks with a black leather jacket on
>>52903022
>eve
maybe in shittier timezones
>>52903035
>moderating a Korean powers paint forum
>on New years eve
>FOR FREE
CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>>52903063
go speak to them lads mate
Happy new year lads ;_;
>>52903066
>>52903068
To be fair an Anon posted a map to the starbucks next to the printworks earlier and theres like a starbucks on every 2nd street near there
>>52903063
me in the parka
just ordered a I can't belive its not /brit/ sandwedge lads are you here yet?
>>52903110
Fuck off chink cunt
>>52903112
He has to be here because it's his job.
You're here by choice.
I think we know who the real loser here is.
hahahahha guys le meetup
he's only gone and sat in a beer house by himself
haahhaha starbucks the meet up lads ribena hahaha gonna meet there
wearing a red shirt meeet up hahahaha
post some photoso of teh mette up bahahahahahahaa
hahahaha
xDDDDDDDD
>>52903068
At starbucks on the inside, fuck waiting outside
children born in 2003 will be teenagers this year
children born in 1998 will become pornstars this year
>>52903035
>cornwall being this upset
F
A
T
CRAVEN
A
M
wish there would be more pictures
>>52903137
there's only one inside the actual station though
New years eve? ..... Time for the `chon!
>>52903171
It's just banter, we're on good terms
>>52903035
>>52903074
>>52903109
>>52903112
>>52903158
Please stop this NYE is hard enough for me already without you lads making it worse
this meet up thing is shit
>>52903150
Did it come with a side of natural memes?
>>52903169
>this year
still got 4 hours you abo cunt
>>52903194
wanna meet up babe?
really like american accents on girls
>tfw you tell him to cum outside but it's too late
ANY PICS YET LADS, KEEP US UPDATED
>>52903110
Look at these fucking memezones
Distinct lack of Anime desu
writing my cv lads and the amount of bullshit is unbelieveable
definitely glad im semi0drunk for writing this otherwise I oulwn'd tin good faith be able to submit this steaming pile of lies and bullshit
>>52903169
>children born in 1998 will become pornstars this year
quit callin' em children then ana
i aint no paedo
has no one met up yet?
is anyone even in manchester trying to meet?
>>52903194
Turn your trip off you fat slag
>>52902860
>oh yeah? nice.
I'm actually serious. Ask a question that only someone who's met you would know
>>52903222
The fuck is this shit?
>>52903194
It's THE shit.
>>52902457
went to that house lad, got a lot of feels
the area around the uni was really nice, a lot of stuff going on like house parties, small gigs etc, the bars are pretty cool and it was rated last year as the number 1 party school in the US
but you're right it was really out of the way but chi-town was only about 2 hours away by car
I loved every minute of it, I would kill to go back and live in the US but it's incredibly difficult to become a US resident
>>52903229
>gif
fuck off
>>52903229
posted a pic of me on facebook and got no likes :/
okay lad who is at starbucks in the station wait there
poleaboo is incoming
he's only gone and done the meet up lads haha
what about it eh us lads this meet up what a shambles hahaha
these lads, doing their meeting up, oh it's a confusing time hahah
mixed up venues ahahah starbucks? haahha beer house ? hahaha
need some directions me because im such a mental lad only gone and done the meet up hahah
got the train down wearing a red shirt haha enjoying this meet up
meet up lads haha
THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED LAST MEETUP
*EXACTLY*
Anybody actually met up yet?
>"new"found"land" has it's own timezone
can't make le up
>>52903241
Im literaĺly inside victoria station right now
>>52903216
you got the gayaids
At least share more pics of Manchester looks cozy
Mac and cheese was probably the worst thing to ever be ejected from my stomach. Won't be attempting food again today.
Really should have thought that one through better, so many chunks...
>paki appearing
Uh oh
>>52903222
>:30
haha what the hell
>>52903194
You weren't even around for the last meetup you fucking casual
>>52903222
>what kind of timezones you want f4m
>JUST
In 4 hours and 37 minutes it will be legal to have sex with someone born in a different millennium than you.
victoria station is in London you fucking morons
>>52903212
are you in kent? if so, maybe if you're not hairy
>>52903250
alright then, where are my piercings
>>52903317
yeah it's a great city tbf
>>52903300
>tfw the Maritimes and Newfoundland all get the same news so the presenter has to say each time twice, one with half an hour added to it
>>52903317
>>52903317
It's pitch black
>>52903337
Already the case in Portugal.
>>52903304
hes coming for you
>>52903279
Would unironically travel to kent to shag qt
THOUGHTS????
>>52903279
He we fucking go
Post pics
>>52903340
HURR DURR ME SO STOOOPID
Google it you fucking prick. Manchester Victoria.
>>52903358
GET HIM JANNY
>>52903346
You don't have any
If you do it's the wrong chick
>>52903358
JANNY
>>52903329
>british accent on girls
>>52903375
wanna eiffel tower her?
>>52903362
Not even sure what gender 3 of them are, and the man looks like an utter cuck.
>>52903317
sheffield is better tbqhwy
>>52903279
Stood outside it now, got a brown coat on, next to some small plants
>>52903340
>morons
fuck off yank
>>52903358
>That post doesn't exist anymore.
JANNY
>>52903375
If she's really a girl and not horribly unattractive, yeah why not lad. It's only a train ride after all.
>>52903358
well we've likely all had a shit unproductive year, but would you say it was one of your relatively better ones, a fairly neutral one, or your worst yet?
I'm going neutral. had some shit things happen, but am thankfully in a better position economically and security-wise to at least be able to not fall off the face of the earth as would probably have happened had they occurred a few years ago
gonna come up with some completely realistic NY's resolutions tomorrow I'll no doubt stick to for about 8 minutes
HOT
BRIGADE
>>52903358
J A N N Y
A
N
N
Y
Post pics of the meet up so we can make another collage.
>HES HERE
>tfw you're actually out with your normie mates but glued to your phone checking for updates of the meet up
>>52903362
>Manchester, Switzerland
ok lads im here i know u said no blacks or whatnot but i came anyway im outside starbucks holding a coffee come say hi
>>52903452
worst yet
failed at uni and had to repeat the year
no gf
diagnosed with depression
putting on weight
>>52903452
a better than average year I would say, 2014 was probably the best for me though, hopefully 2016 will be even better
>>52903222
wtf
>>52903415
yes
which end do you want?
personally im not fussy
>>52903425
you are the only one who showed Tbh
may as well go home right now lad
everyone else is trolling
>>52903442
you must be 18 or older to post on 4chan, mate. any board
been invited out for NYE lads
>>52903468
No one's even found each other yet
>>52903409
i do, sorry lad
i'll give you another chance though.
who did i go on a really shitty date with? FIRST NAME ONLY
>>52903425
proofs
>>52903506
MINGE
I
N
G
E
>got £20k (post inheritance tax) from me nan
Reckon I'll start looking where to go for my lads holiday haha
>>52903490
>not taking milk in your coffee
filthy subhuman get out
>>52903452
Would give it a rating of 4/10
Some highs but also some unbelievably lows
>>52903534
Cornelius
>>52903529
bugger off normalton
>>52903358
Is the 15-year-old still here? skype me you sissyboi
