Important Year-Defining Polls Edition
https://strawpoll.me/6413126
https://strawpoll.me/6413127
Azusa
Too late m8, we can recycle and use this next
>>52900285
>>52900285
>>52900285
Eating some miniature pickled onions.
We're here already :
>>52900285
We'll come back later
>he believed the /brit/ meetup was real
i feel bad for the lad who went to manchester on his own, i say we all chip in for his train ticket
What's the best way to open a chocolate orange and no meme answers like shoving a knife in the middle.
>>52904932
you just need to manage to break one piece off and the rest slide off
>>52904932
Sit on it for a good 2 hours
>>52904932
lad just smash it on the corner of a desk, also get in the other thread
kpop desu lads
posting itt
>>52905090
kek
I'm off to bed, lads. The fucking fireworks better not wake me up.
JANITOR I SUMMON YE
>>52906131
>JANITOR
>JANITOR I SUMMON YE
>>52906151
GET FUCKED WAYNE
>>52904932
Just eat it like an apple. Fuck that gay segment bollocks.
>tfw his job description is 'self-employed'
We need some ground rules for 2016:
- If the thread is created by a non-brit, we ignore it
- If the thread starts with an anime image, we ignore it
>When you arrive in spain and are surrounded by elderly britbongs who play tennis all day long
>>52904932
bite into it
i do the same with real oranges haha im a right freak
life is pointless
Words cannot describe how annoyed I am
>no English gf
>>52906250
>being illiterate and butthurt
>>52906207
Where can I find a girl like this in Russia?
>>52906295
walk
canadian poster is the most cringeworthy one here
![Japanese_White_Pine,_unknown-2007[3].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/WUXLfcR.jpg "Japanese_White_Pine,_unknown-2007[3].jpg")
What kind of Bonsai tree should I get for me desk?
Hampshite best desu. Japan says vote Hampshite
>>52906200
>studied at: University of Life
>previous job: full-time mum
Here are pics of Poleaboo train tickets if anyone thinks he's lying
You don't understand how mad he is right now and how emotionally damaged this event has left him
Really fucking hate you all
>>52906316
foy
>>52906244
>being drunk already
why are normies so incapable of coping with being alone ?
>planning a 2016 meet
Who's interested?
where can I find a gf like this in england lads?
>>52906282
Scottish GF 2016?
>What kind of Bonsai tree should I get for me desk?
>>52906328
>meet up lad was actually pakiboo
>I felt bad for a sex offender
Disgusting feel desu
>>52906344
janny is gonna lose it
>tfw no kyaryposter bf
>>52906344
i have news
>>52906344
A sissy brit boi? Literally anywhere
@52906328
>blogging in third person
>>52906316
There's several of us you twat
>>52906344
this one has a willy cornwall :/
>>52906349
spoiler that hog
>>52906323
They sell decent ones in IKEA. So long as they have a source of natural light and you water them like once a week they'll flourish. I had one at uni on my window ledge and it was easy as fuck to maintain. It was always growing new leaves and branches.
They really do need natural light though. When I took it home it didn't have a good source and started losing its leaves quickly.
>tfw finally done with greed mode
Thank god for that
Vote Hampshite lads
Don't really understand how getting a job makes life any less shit 2bh.
has the meeting in manc happened yet, and was it a failure?
>>52906282
She's ours now la
>>52906328
Stop fucking moaning
I was waiting in there for an hour like a fucking idiot
>>52906200
>>52906327
>studied: computer science
>>52906316
Kill yourself you morbidly obese twat
>>52906378
>>52906416
You show up about twice a year for a week at a time (usually school holidays).
You're a nobody. Just fuck off.
ITS JUST A MEME BRO
Daisy is literally a twig fit only for low-test beta males.
>Canadian saying twat
hey you twot
doing a cripplingly lonely and want to die
>>52906416
Very very good post
finally got some food lads
>>52906418
It make its more shit 2bh
you get more money sure but what's the point of having money if you have to work all the time and can't actually enjoy yourself with it
I was much happier as a NEET on 50 quid a week
>yanks are the most obsessed about Canadian posters in /brit/
who /suicide2016/ here?
that retard with K-pop desu spamming wins
>>52906418
you have the funds to pursue your deviances that left you bereft of other people
>>52906437
you lads make sersh fat ffs now you're going to do the same with muh daisy
YANKS OUT YANKS OUT YANKS OUT YANKS OUT
>>52906511
>too scared to reply to his actually post
lmao, check out this twat lads
>>52906512
wahey
>>52906521
alr gamboi
>>52906328
hahaha
hey baby, come on
It's go time
>american saying lads
>>52906460
>an hour
Why?
>>52906456
good lad
YANKS GET THE FUCK OUT YOU PERIOD RIDDEN CUNTS
>>52904635
>Captcha
Fuck off
>>52906475
wasnt talking about you
you dont count
i dislike you get out of my sight
>>52906546
>Canadian posters
Sorry, who? Are they like Minnesotans or something?
Staying in and listening to The Smiths tbqh
>>52906546
>say anything about yanks at all
>they become instantly obsessed
every time
>tfw waiting for him to snapback after sending a lewd pic
are we in here now lads?
On the verge at the moment; had two drinks and I'm feeling it. If I have another I will be past the point where I can convincingly speak to my mum without revealing that I have been drinking.
Might try and have a shower now lads bit scary
>>52906656
Ritsu leave the slutting around to your pal Mugi
>>52906656
are you a girl?
>>52906623
goat apprenticefu
the other irish girl that series was aright qt tee too
>>52906656
>gay anime poster
every time every time every time every time every time every time every time every time every time every time every time every time every time every time every time every time every time every time every time every time every time every time every time every time every time every time every time every time every time every time every time every time every time every time every time
>>52906548
when I get fired from my job/don't get what the job promised me I will
>>52906651
>tfw no sara gf
>>52906665
JAP SHIT GET BANGED
>>52906625
good post
>>52906659
Fuck off underage
>>52906665
Walk on jap, jog on
>>52906659
do you have to sneak the bottles in and out la?
>>52906659
What a lightweight lmao
>>52906682
who? post her
>>52902241
>>52902241
>>52902241
A N G L O U N I O N
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>>52902241
>>52902241
>>52902241
>whatsapp still doesn't work
piece of shit desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NV65WMG-trU
Choon
>when "people" that aren't nordics post in the thread
I could heem every here
>height 5'9
>>52906771
better than viber
>>52906722
I'm 22.
>>52906744
Yes and I do no small amount of sneaking drinking them and making mixes etc.
>>52906746
Definitely. It's great being a lightweight though.
>>52906475
that thing has downs m8
>>52906783
The nordic people are literally a meme
just finished my glass of moet with the family lads, now gonna go and meet some m8s down the pub then go to a house party
what are you up to this evening?
do you parents have any friends?
>>52906764
forgot her name now
she had black hair and cute irish freckles
>>52906802
>TESCOS
>>52906802
She lives dangerously
>>52906815
tfw not eating joy's arse on new years eve ;_;
>>52906807
Only underage people think it's great being a light weight.
>hurr durr i spend less money
How about you get a job you underage piece of shit
just 'cause you feel it
doesnt
mean
it's
there
>>52906832
Drinking, eating snacks, posting on /brit/ and thinking about how shit my life is waheyyy.
>>52906802
>a communist
>works for tesco
got some new badges for my coat lads what do you think
>>52906859
look at those fat thighs
>>52906866
which one is this supposed to be
desu biggest twat in the inbetweeners
>>52906897
Sara
>>52906832
At a normie bar, have a headache.
>>52906837
My mum has literally 0 and my dad doesn't live here
I kind of blame her for me having no local friends because most people grow up around their parents' friends' kids and go from there
bringing in the new year with my dog asleep on me while watching the sopranos
could be worse i guess
r-right
>>52906863
Provide a logical argument against the case that being a lightweight > being able to hold your drink.
I'm a supreme lightweight. I drink less, get the same level of drunkness, spend less money, consume less empty calories as a person exactly the same as me but a heavyweight.
Enjoy being a bitter, fat fuck who needs 12 pints to feel a buzz.
>>52906881
she;s a mentally unhinged attention whore, probably doesn't even know the meaning of the word
Suicide 2016 lads.
fuck the chop sticks, I'm using a fork
>>52906897
Is that a George coat from Asda?
>>52906935
You could be in le Africa anon
>>52906837
Dad has """"""friends"""'" he never sees. Mum has friends she sees weekly tho
>>52906956
But who will introduce us to new gimmicks then lad?
>>52906802
>>52906881
Someone call her out on her hypocrisy
Morning lads
Hope you're not all spending New Years feeling sorry for yourselves
>>52906866
>and we all went to heaven in a little row boat
>there was nothing to fear nothing to doubt
![CXk-onBW8AUfmrg[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/316H0n0.jpg "CXk-onBW8AUfmrg[1].jpg")
>>52906950
shes cute though
>>52906935
dormer fa͏m is that you? are those bud 66?
I like pakis
they never hang around after giving me my food
>>52906941
Enjoy getting yourself into some absolute states when you start going out regularly and your tolerance changes too quickly for you to manage it
T MINUS 17 MINUTES BEFORE I LEAVE FOR NEW YEARS WITH THE LADS
Normie Status: FUCKIN MINT M8
>>52906993
Same. My dad has a """friend""" who he is adamant is really his """friend""" yet who he sees like once every 10 years, if that.
>>52906881
>>52906935
That's not so bad 2bh
>>52907006
im only sorry for the little worms, suckling on the teet on capitalism
little do they know they're just puppets
>>52906973
no it's "tu" from sainsbury's
![tumblr_nzx7ci4NZx1s1njd9o1_1280[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/QjUbXLK.jpg "tumblr_nzx7ci4NZx1s1njd9o1_1280[1].jpg")
hooped earrings tbqh lads
another year less white people
might as well kill myself and contribute to our demise
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ercdWXNJtg
>>52907062
I'm too old for this shit
>>52906908
There there
>>52907014
common trash
as soon as she opens her mouth I'd want to kill myself
>>52907015
those are bud 66's yee
alri kpoplad?
>>52907088
fucking munter
>>52907014
all of these stupid commies are huge narcissists. is that what attracts them to their stupid ideologies? LOOK AT ME, I BELIEVE IN THIS RETARDED THEORY THAT KILLED 250 MILLION PEOPLE!
>>52907086
defeatist
>>52907054
keep up this gimmick
>>52907080
>flat tummy with perfect chebs
Literally need to breed.
>>52907062
>Native Americans get hella advanced
Ok lost me there
>tfw no capitalism
>>52907088
Ugly rate faced fucking slag big eyebrows ugly fucking cunt
>>52906941
>calories
Fuck off girl. Lightweight people get to tipsy earlier but throw up when they get drunk, if you want to get actually drunk you can't be a lightweight.
>>52907088
maisie is an ugly dog
>>52907141
>not having a £2000 overdraft
only a lunatic could be happy in this cruel world
>>52907062
>World History
>1 World is at peace
instabinned
>>52907088
Wasn't that the outfit she wore on the night-out when she was clearly swedged out her mind with dinner-plate pupils?
>>52907166
>>52907151
>>52907103
come on lads don't be bullies
>>52907088
>first videos since her first video
>hoop earrings
Fuck off slag
>>52906941
>i drink to get drunk
underaged kids fuck off
>>52907141
how many people offered her money
>>52907141
How does that even happen
I'm a 19 yo NEET and even I have 2 grand in the bank
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>send text to old best m8 earlier telling him I've got nothing to do tonight and would love to come out with him and catch up
>no reply
JUST
>>52907232
why's he your old best m8?
>>52907088
very unfortunate looking girl
Fuck I love the smell of pussy on my fingers
Honestly lads there's nothing better. Its intoxicating
>>52907232
the best you can is good enough
>>52906935
Drinking my housemate's beer now
Might have second dinner
>>52907220
>hurr durr I drink for the taste
Fuck off underage
>>52907232
JUST
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>>52907062
shows you how inferior non-whites are huh
we've even taught non-whites to hate themselves and their race, they all want to be white
>Fuck I love the smell of pussy on my fingers
>Honestly lads there's nothing better. Its intoxicating
I wish I had a boy to cuddle
>>52907282
thought the table was your willy aha
>Young """"""British"""""" Muslims
>I don't drink to get drunk
>I drink because I enjoy the subtle peaty taste and mild oak notes of a good, well-aged single malt whiskey
>white """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""people""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>>52907088
>I've come to terms with being a fat, ugly dwarf
Good girl
>>52907202
hooped earrings are hot tho
>>52907272
Smells like the most pungent armpit on Earth 2bh
>>52907282
good lad
>>52907289
epik kiddo
go drink your vodka + mixers with the rest of the poofs at the gay bar mate
Leaving for work in 30 minutes. I'm either driving to Edinburgh or Aberdeen, will know when I get in.
Anyone else working?
>>52907309
lose some weight
>>52907309
are you a pedo or what
>>52907254
We were inseparable through school, literally like brothers, went to the same college but on different courses with different timetables and he gradually made new friends, by the time we left college he had a new group and I was left on me own and now two years after that we haven't spoken to each other since. Only mate I've ever had really.
>>52907335
She had a yeast infection or something then m8
>>52907282
good fucking lad
is that the blu rays you got there?
i only have 720mb ''''''1080p'''''''' torrents of each episode unfortunately
>british "women"
inbred tbqh
>THE PROUD """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""NATION"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" OF NEW ZEALAND
>>52907397
iktf 2bh
>>52907141
almost as poor as me haha
>>52907334
he likes slags
>>52907363
>how do you want your personality senpai?
literally JUST
>>52907232
people are truly fucking scum lad
fucking cunts you dont need em
I'm signing off, about to go out
Happy new year /brit/
>>52907357
No but if I had a job I don't think I would mind working on NYE (provided it wasn't front of house / interacting with the public in any way) because I'm a friendless no-lifer who never has plans anyway. Might as well get that double-pay or whatever the rate is.
>>52907357
what work is it
having a wank before the takeaway gets here
>tfw work in a petrol station
>tfw slags come in to buy thrush cream
It's behind the counter so they have to ask me
/r9k/ has saved a good part of a generation of young men from being cucks
society is returning to a hypergamous orgyporgy, the instant women were given sexual "freedom" and began obsessively demanding that no one ever judge them for anything they do even if it's destructive or repugnant
>Are you a slave? If so, you cannot be a friend. Are you a tyrant? If so, you cannot have friends. In woman, a slave and a tyrant have all too long been concealed. For that reason, woman is not yet capable of friendship: she knows only love. In a woman's love is injustice and blindness towards all that she does not love. And in the enlightened love of a woman, too, there is still the unexpected attack and lightning and night, along with the light. Woman is not yet capable of friendship: women are still cats and birds. Or, at best, cows.
they are dividing men into tyrants (chads) and slaves (everyone else). pic related. you can even see it in the dating site statistics where they rate 80% of men as "below average." women are designed to create this kind of destructive hierarchy and revert civilization to a torporific sludge that orbits around their vaginas.
/r9k/ was actually more pivotal than people realize in spurring online MRA/PUA/etc. it has literally done mankind a great service and continues to do so. incidentally, the reason it is so successful is that it's fueled by the innate male tendencies toward camaraderie and catharsis in comedic self-deprecation, two things women can't understand.
mum wants me to go to some pub with my uncle and her because i "should get a life" as my new years resolution
why can't she understand
Just ordered a pizza for me and myself ahah
>>52907397
sorry to hear that mate
how come you struggled to make friends with new group of people he made friends with?
>>52907437
Imagine being at school while also starring in the biggest telly show in the world. Must have been mental tb͜h.
![Barry.Lyndon.1975.1080p.BluRay.x264.anoXmous_.mp4_snapshot_00.52.56_[2015.12.31_20.45.34].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/vGMRNuc.jpg "Barry.Lyndon.1975.1080p.BluRay.x264.anoXmous_.mp4_snapshot_00.52.56_[2015.12.31_20.45.34].jpg")
Who was best girl in Barry Lyndon?
>immediately deletes a thread if it is one second too early
>allows shitposting to go on forever
>>52907363
>he posts this shite unironically
>>52907500
>chad
fuck off yank
>>52907524
That film is really boring
Should I order curry or an 18" pizza?
>>52907414
Nah I actually downloaded those ones but couldn't cast them to the xbox so I had to download some shit 480p ones in a different format
Mate do you want to start a gang? I kinda want to be a mafioso now desu. I have some Sicilian heritage so it's OK
>>52907545
end yourself anti-white scum
>>52907462
Man drive lorry
>>52907456
Yeah, I'm the same as you. Not even getting double-pay because we're not meant to be working. I volunteered because I have nothing to do.
Manchester meetup lad
What times were you there?
I was there from 7.10-20
>>52907530
If you flood the catalog with new /brit/s with the OP complaining about shitposting in the main /brit/ then he deals with it. That's literally the only way to get him to deal with spam in the thread though; it's all he responds to.
quite soon ill be going back to university; how queer will that be
Sorry guys, my little brother was here
>>52907421
ay lil mama lemme holla atchu
>tfw his interests include anime
>>52907363
>primitive tribal dress
dropped
>>52907062
What's funny about this is that its the same Eurocentric bullshit they're trying to rally against. Most of their history is basically the actions of white people and the modern world is still dominated by them. Instead of white people saving the weaker races, its white people dominating the weaker lesser races.
>>52907586
I'm pro-white definitely, but that image is rather cringeworthy.
>>52907640
Better than looking at your phone at fucking nothing all day I suppose.
>>52907621
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0H0PWqajt3x
>>52907615
I can't wait to go back desu
Nothing like spending your birthday, Christmas and New Year alone in your bedroom to make you miss having m8s and going out
>>52907721
I always wondered how the Brazilian laugh was supposed to sound
>>52904760
There were two
Ribena and the one who stayed for 1 hour
Really really want to go out tonight lads, but if I do I will likely end up vomiting at someone's house even if I don't touch any of the alcohol.
What do?
>>52907778
don't go
