startrek edition
balt
>page 4
Janny's nut is on high alert
firmino
posting itt
what a bent edition. fuck you
>>52900043
>Janny
might bring my copy of the financial times to the meetup lads, will make me look rich and clever haha
fuck the normies going to the meetup
>>52900048
Disgusting slag
100% all natural memes.
I'm going to murder everyone at the Manchester meetup because /brit/ keeps bullying me for posting anime.
kev
>Disgusting slag
maisie
Marina~
a
r
i
n
a
~
>I would fight and if necessary die to defend my country
essex meetup when desu
should unironically do a cornwall/devon meetup 2bh
http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=98241655
kev thoroughly bantered
>Hello, I have a blog
even my mum got invited to a party kek
all hope is lost for me lads
ALLAHU AKBAR, BROTHERS
think we should invite portugal to our thread as they have the same timezone as us for new years
do they have a general?
>>52900131
I would if I loved it. I understand people fighting and dying in WW1 and 2, when the country was still great. But nowadays I really couldn't muster up a fuck to give.
How do you pronounce Aoife? S'what one of my Irish mates' gf is called
This should go without saying, but if anyone going to the meet could post live updates and pics of the memeing that would be great thanks
Where are you Austria bro?
who /alonefornewyears/ here
American here for the meetup
Just pulled into Manchester
Gonna 1766 the lot of you
>>52900193
Eefer
HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE!
GIVE US A KISS
feeling very lonely
>>52900187
Yeah but Brazilians are there too
my Interests:
playling guitar and listening to music
>>52900215
janny
>>52900193
nee-v
>Settee next to radiator
>too hot so open window
>left side boiling and right side freezing
By tory logic I should be perfectly comfy.
OMG NEW YEAR IN A MIN LADS
>politely turned down three offers to go out tonight
It's an abstract sort of feel
>>52900252
>janny
>>52900215
>1766
kek
>>52900214
right here la
alri lads so her mum received an MBE from the queen so I think she must be a proddy as the child's views on this are often dictated by the parents
she used to live in Lisburn but now lives in belfast according to her soundcloud, with these two bits of information the web around her tightens somewhat
>>52900214
Me m8
You know this girl would just destroy you in the end.
>>52900252
>janny
>>52900247
whats it called?
thugged out pissed off
banned from /tv/ lads
5...4.....3.....2.........1......
HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE
>>52900287
her blog says she lives in Spain m8
>>52900214
my plan is to get hammered while i play kingdom hearts. another exciting new year's eve in my exciting life.
>>52900325
>>52900193
Effay
You're welcome yank ;)
>>52900305
/luso/? I think
>>52900287
who cares about her religion you sub-human
>>52900287
I can't imagine being this pathetic and alone tbqh. She lives in Spain by the way.
Why do people still think that skyscrapers are anything but deathtraps?
honest question:
is kentqt legitimately the best new gimmick we've had all year? she literally just blogposts and flounces about, yet gets a guaranteed (you) every post, often hitting 3 or higher for just inane bullshit.
You lads gonna go to the National Football Museum after some pints?
>>52900283
lamo so hard at this absolute fkin looser
>lamo so hard at this absolute fkin looser
Azusa
>>52900407
Extremely fast fedora reply
kpop desu lads
>>52900292
better off not knowing her tbqh
dormer
>>52900390
its not even a girl
its some guy pretending
Where do you think he's spending NYE?
>>52900380
fuck off you taig cunt
>>52899951
Jesus Christ what is that disgusting alien thing in the top left? I don't remember that in the film
Thought it was Friday LOL
>>52900421
>kneehigh socks
my fucking dick
>>52900446
at home. he's got hockey practice tomorrow
1 hour until i can start getting ready to go out lads x
>>52900390
>be a girl
>get (you)'s
Got a strong bottle of cider chilling in the fridge lads, might crack it open in a bit.
>>52900446
Invited him round mine dunno if he'll show
real alone & depressed niggas who tf up? smash dat mf quote button
>>52900446
he's got ice hockey tomorrow so an early night
>>52900446
according to him
"Well not be going out. Have ice hockey training the day after"
she drives a blue citroen C2 and works in fragrance in boots
>>52900385
>>52900336
I think she might be home for christmas according to a blog post from today
>london snapchat story is full of muslims praying in the street
>>52900458
only literal taigs care about taigs desu
(^:
Wtf lads
Watch the stick carefully
>less than an hour till meetup
>not meetup edition
get in lads ffs
>>52900285
>>52900285
>>52900285
>>52900285
>>52900285
Gonna be bringing my Korean gf to the meet lads
>>52900486
>hockey practice
>new years day
Why must Kev lie
hello girl here
give me (You)s
>>52900390
brit being desperate isnt a gimmick
its just the cold hard truth
>you will never go to a /brit/ meetup with Kev and the lads
listening to simon & garfunkel
like and share
>new year in 5 and a half hours
>still no plans
so what's the plan then lads
hunting down and gang raping beth?
>>52900524
*citroen C3
>>52899951
/brit/bantz: Episode I: The Phantom Fatcam
/brit/bantz: Episode II: Meetup of the >moyes
/brit/bantz: Episode III: Revenge of the Riley
/brit/bantz: Episode IV: A New Tripfag
/brit/bantz: Episode V: Ribena Strikes Back
/brit/bantz: Episode VI: Return of the Thailad
/brit/bantz: Episode VII: The Kev Awakens
>>52900544
Gonna get hot pocketed lad
slut
https://twitter.com/rosyrutherford/status/681895547041660929
>>52900524
Just copped on to what you're doing. You're trying to make yourself the latest kevposter. You saw kevposting get (You)s and you're so desperate for validation, that you're trying to make bethposting a thing. Really sad lad.
didnt see the new desu
>>52899585
>>52900384
fuck me lads fireworks just went off right outside me window
almost shat meself
Night in alone watching Sopranos and eating potatoes with cheese on top haha
25 bitches and they all wanna meet me
>that invite out is coming any minute now guys honest
>>52900574
>tfw got last minute plans
I'm gonna make it, all I need now is my dream gf to fall in love with me before 11:59 and I'm golden!
j/k lmao it's probably a trick and everyones going to laugh or groan when I turn up.
Who /plymouth/ here and what are you doing tonight?
put a towel on my head
don't know how muslims do it
rudeboy shut up
>>52900445
thing is, i actually think it's a girl.
at first, i was skeptical, but it seems a bit too high effort for someone pretending.
http://strawpoll.me/6414374
http://strawpoll.me/6414374
http://strawpoll.me/6414374
lads
>>52900628
take a pic lad
need some chunks of building to start falling off or i'm switching channels
>>52900619
why are commie girls so fugging it ffs lads muh dick
>>52900672
they're all pics from a girl in Coventry's dating profile
>>52900695
alri lads, bringing back /eire/ for the new year
>>52900695
>>52900574
>got invited to two different parties
>both other side of the country
JUST
>>52900672
>tripfag
>too much effort
you seriously dont even have the slightest clue how far deluded emotionally needy tripfags are willing to go do you fuck off back to reddit
>>52900663
meeting a few m8s in wetherspoons on mutley at 9pm lad feel free to tag along, as long as you're not a complete sperg
I'm in PL3 where are you?
>tfw have to do family shit tonight because didn't get invited anywhere
hahahahaha
thought i was going to a party but turns out it's just a gathering for fucks sake
thought i could just lie about who i am so nobody could keep track and it would be fine but now i'm gonna have to be myself
Anyone here yet, Im outside Java bar, fuck knows where starbucks is
update on the question lads
went downstairs to my brothers friends and they're all talking about relationships and people they know breaking up/getting together and other normie drama
massively considering a night in with /brit/ now tb h
>>52900739
Bringing back Eire by immediately appropriating two memes. Classic.
All you need to do now is tell Reddit that Britain stole the memes from Ireland before the famine
>>52900750
get the fucking train then retard the netherlands is the size of my back garden
>>52900732
except it was proved a while back that some of the photos weren't from that profile.
>>52900619
>>52900714
You're joking right?
Looks like a cartoon character with that massive nose and chin
Lads who wants to go out anyway?Going out is shit.
It's fun for maybe half an hour then you're just warm and uncomfortable and want to go home.
Best to stay comfy with /brit/ and a few beers
VOTE
https://strawpoll.me/6413126
https://strawpoll.me/6413126
https://strawpoll.me/6413126
https://strawpoll.me/6413126
https://strawpoll.me/6413127
https://strawpoll.me/6413127
https://strawpoll.me/6413127
https://strawpoll.me/6413127
>attempting pretend meetup autism on New Years Eve
poor choice lads
>>52900750
Do you have really small foamy beers on NYE?
>>52900786
Nah lad im outside costa haha. get fucked starbucks lads
doing a walk
>>52900809
billionaires out
>>52900761
brother unironically lives about 6 doors down from that spoons 2bh
>>52900674
where's maybe?
>>52900807
>Appropriate kev
m8...
>>52900772
>parties that turn out to be just gatherings
Went out to dinner with the family last night
3/7 people that were there (myself included) have been throwing up all day today
Picked a shit time to get food poisoning lads
Guess I'm staying in tonight
>>52900815
when?
the profile was taken down as soon as it was posted here
>>52900739
cultural appropriation desu
>>52900822
muh chins 2bh la
>>52900772
>thought i was going to a party but turns out it's just a gathering for fucks sake
What's the difference?
>>52900853
>couldnt even put a bit of money aside for new years
fuck off povvo cunt
>>52900920
>mfw actually billionaire just really lazy
>mfw no face
>I see you have fallen for my "Brit meetup" trap, resistance is futile accept your fate!
>belgium fireworks display cancelled so as not to trigger "refugees'" PTSD
hahahaha
>I already know that midnight tonight she'll be kissing another guy
Fucking shit never changes
>>52900887
about a month ago. she posted a picture or two that wasn't on the profile.
tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRH05Nq_JI0
What are your current career aspirations and how might the programme help with this? (200-300 words for answer)
help me lads
deadline is tonight and i'm going out in 20 minutes
>>52900909
parties are where theres loads of people, music, people actually dancing, people outside, people doing drugs etc
gatherings are just a bunch of plebs sitting in a living room maybe with some music in the background
buckfast
haha
>>52900884
Wish I had food poisoning so Id have an excuse for staying home on nye.
>>52900956
phwoar
>>52900954
Bullshit, it's cancelled because some nutter is going too try and blow people up if they hold one
TWO (2) WOMEN *CONFIRMED* GOING TO MANC
>>52900981
More like bucksfast
>>52900909
party is like 20+ people, think theres gonna be about 12
i only know two people going so it's like i'm just invading a friendship group instead of just going to a party
>>52900966
but the profile was taken down
so how would you know
>>52900968
oh just fuck off already nobody cares
you literally only post this shite to brag
so lads who's gonna be making the first /brit/ of 2016?
bagsie me
well I'm going out with the lads this night
maybe next year I'll have my first new year's kiss with a girl
Bit of a shit year lads haha
>>52900968
get rich fuck bitches
gonna start getting ready at half 7 lads that sound?
>>52900981
buckfast gets you fucked fast
wahey!!!
Anyone else here yet?
>>52901023
no, applying to a bunch of jobs isn't bragging
can't think of shit to write
http://strawpoll.me/6414429
http://strawpoll.me/6414429
http://strawpoll.me/6414429
http://strawpoll.me/6414429
EXTREMELY IMPORTANT
>>52900954
tbf their shit is so loud most of it is banned here
>>52900750
>both other side of the country
senpai pls
me and the gf
>>52901001
sure it's not two benders lad?
>>52900954
They found a terrorist plot you nonce
>>52901026
>bagsie
Where the fuck have you been? /brit/ isn't on the honour system anymore, it goes to whoever paid the biggest bribe to chinkmoot
>They found a terrorist plot you nonce
>>52900998
Can the terrorist not let us have any fun? What a bunch of bastards
Alright lads respond to this post and give me an ETA at starbucks I am currently walking should be there about 10 to I am in a black jacket with glasses
>>52901019
i saved the photos
i've been observing her for some time now.
>>52901030
haha
>>52900968
I aspire to bang bad bitches. the current program can help by allowing me to earn mad paper
>he spends new years eve posting fedora kids on a japanese anime imageboard online alone
kill yourselves
>>52901051
blogging about everything you do here is bragging
nobody cares and nobody is going to help you
>>52900884
don't worry I have it too
Haven't eaten in 24 hours so just dry heaving now
Ironically I actually had a few offers to go out as well
Is anyone else here? I'm on my own and don't know if I'm at the right place.
Someone call or text me 07495378976
>>52901103
Should be about 20 mins senpai
In a red shirt
>I give out my number to anonymous autism forums
Lads I'm rolling off my gherkin and I just lucked my way into some 8/10 French backpacker at a party
Invited her over for a swim tomorrow, how can I not sperg this up?
>>52901105
I'm still not buying it
why was there a dating profile in Coventry with the pics? Why was it taken down the instant it was posted here?
POSTING
GOAT
SLAG
*does a poo*
>>52901153
posting fedoras from my phone from out with the lads haha
Whoever's there already- take a pic of the Starbucks so I know where to go in the station?
>>52901168
Describe what your wearing
is there a whatsapp group for the meetup?
>>52901168
youre nuts
>>52901202
cant make sense of this
>>52901168
>>52901215
leave us alone lad
>>52901223
I am in light-wash jeans and a bomber jacket. Standing outside co-op waiting to see if anyone else comes first
staying in and having a takeaway with the family instead of going out haha
just snapped an impromptu photo of my gf (she's the one in the pink dress, clearly out of your league)
i'll be suckling on her lovely pale teats when the hand strikes 12.
>>52901202
Just don't bring up things like doing a poo or a fucking leaf
steaming lads
ughhhhh
>>52901168
don't post your phone number on 4chan you fucking ninny
>>52901161
Yea I've got a couple people that wanted me to come over but I don't think I'm gonna be up for all that. Can't keep down a pepsi, not even going to attempt booze today.
What is going on in this image?
http://i.4cdn.org/r9k/1451577762766.jpg
>>52901216
How can it be so hard to finding a fucking coffee shop in a fucking station, just ask any person in the station. I swear to god if you guys fuck this meet up again.
>vicariously celebrating NYE by hoping some anons meet up in Manchester
welp the year can't get any worse haha
train is in manchester now I will be there momentarily
going to the starbucks in the station
I've got loads of drugs
>>52901155
Benefit nonce is mad because he can't find a good job.
I know.
It's all wrong
By rights we shouldn't even be here.
But we are.
It's like in the great stories Mr. Frodo.
The ones that really mattered.
Full of darkness and danger they were,
and sometimes you didn't want to know the end.
Because how could the end be happy.
How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad happened.
But in the end, it's only a passing thing, this shadow.
Even darkness must pass.
A new day will come.
And when the sun shines it will shine out the clearer.
Those were the stories that stayed with you.
That meant something.
Even if you were too small to understand why.
But I think, Mr. Frodo, I do understand.
I know now.
Folk in those stories had lots of chances of turning back only they didn’t.
Because they were holding on to something.
That there’s some good in this world, Mr. Frodo. And it’s worth fighting for.
>>52901243
Sorry I'm high as fuck
I hooked up with a cute french girl, invited her to my place tomorrow for some IRL meming
>>52901264
fingered her outside a nightclub in carlow
*need* pics of this manc meet
Hope you guys don't mind me bringing my adopted sister to the meet
>>52901204
i think the dating profile was the fake, not her. i honestly think her pictures had been used on there, and when it came out on /brit/, she contacted them to complain.
also, it wasn't the instant it was posted, there was a good day or so when it was still up.
>>52901168
>putting your phone number on 4chan
>>52901295
Hope everyone's got a qt girl ready to kiss at midnight
>>52900968
well
what are your career aspirations?
You can only pick 1 (to shag)
>>52901354
don't have any
>>52901276
already?
>>52901291
is the second from left how the average british girl looks like?
>want to meet up in town with the big boys
>mummy insists we watch a film together
the fucking selfish cow
>>52901295
detective
would actually go to the meetup if it wasnt for the fact that loads of pictures would be taken of me that would then be used in meme collages for years to come x
Drinking with two normies.
>>52900824
>tfw when voted for myself
Any Essex lads want to invite me out?
>>52901360
second from the right
the knockers on her
Okay I'm standing outside of the Starbucks now and I'm looking inside but I don't know where the table is or who I should meet.
Been standing here for 10 minutes now
>>52901372
why would you? just get your successful parents to hook you up with a decent job despite the fact that you're unremarkable. must be nice living easy mode
Get down to Font in Fallowfield for some predrinks lads
>>52901296
im mad I can't find a good job desu
Lads
Have you heard the burj khalifa is on fire
>>52901360
chebs
Lads im sat in the beer house bar & kitchen, as you go into the station its on the far left, as you fo inside turn left and look for the guy in the brown jacket and red shirt, im sat alone
>>52901272
>A
>FUCKING
>LEAF
zoovier and its monty beside me
>>52901325
the webcache was up for longer I think but the profile was taken down very quickly
>>52901421
Proofs
Shit lads
Robert Redford has died.
>>52901436
did it get 9/11'd by ISIS?
>>52900824
>tfw want to vote for my own gimmick
>more than one option is my gimmick
>tfw she is going to be with him
JUST FUCK ME UP
>>52901350
Somebody else will be kissing my QT, why even live
Who does everyone love BBC?
Might have a year-spanning wank lads
>>52901441
>im sat alone
>>52901469
Just a fire
