manchester meet up edition
yui
Fuck you
cold night
fuck off pakis
lads tonight will be my first proper public event with the 'lads'
I am very much looking forward to it, but just a quick question or two.
What beverages do we drink? do we all order the same drinks or can some drink ale and some drink spirits.
Do we keep a tally on who buys who a drink, i shall be bringing a set amount of money with me so i can't really buy everyone a drink so do we break down into teams or what?
Are we playing like pub games there? do i need to bring any writing utensils or anything? perhaps like a pub quiz i am very good at that if we do.
Finally will we have set topics to talk about, or do we come up with the topics as we go.
Any help would be greatly appreciated lads, i am really looking forward to meeting you all and i hope we have a splendid time.
>tfw no nye gf to kiss as the clock strikes midnight
cara
We're meeting at the Starbuck inside Victoria station
>tfw his height begins with '5'
gonna be posting this whole autistic event on /r/4chan lads
going to make MAD karma
Reminder that if any non-whites show up we are separating into different groups.
https://twitter.com/khaleejtimes/status/682617476769779712
Wew, hope my brother is okay
Me on the left
>lads tonight will be my first proper public event with the 'lads'
>I am very much looking forward to it, but just a quick question or two.
>What beverages do we drink? do we all order the same drinks or can some drink ale and some drink spirits.
>Do we keep a tally on who buys who a drink, i shall be bringing a set amount of money with me so i can't really buy everyone a drink so do we break down into teams or what?
>Are we playing like pub games there? do i need to bring any writing utensils or anything? perhaps like a pub quiz i am very good at that if we do.
>Finally will we have set topics to talk about, or do we come up with the topics as we go.
>Any help would be greatly appreciated lads, i am really looking forward to meeting you all and i hope we have a splendid time.
>>52898349
>tfw his max bench begins with 2
will there be girls at the meetup
>too normie for /bit/ meetups
>too beta to have normal friends
me on the left
>>52898414
im not homosexual
reminder i will literally deck any paki that turns up
HOLY SHIT TURN ON BBC 1
ATTENBOROUGH IS DEAD
>>52898382
tfw your height begins and ends with 5
what are you lads wearing for the meetup
what time is the meetup?
>>52898349
>What beverages do we drink? do we all order the same drinks or can some drink ale and some drink spirits.
beer or whiskey, we make fun of anyone drinking cider haha
>Do we keep a tally on who buys who a drink, i shall be bringing a set amount of money with me so i can't really buy everyone a drink so do we break down into teams or what?
ye m8 usually do round with groups of 3-5 sorted by heigh order
>Are we playing like pub games there? do i need to bring any writing utensils or anything? perhaps like a pub quiz i am very good at that if we do.
ALWAYS bring a pen
>Finally will we have set topics to talk about, or do we come up with the topics as we go.
we will go to /brit/ for topics so dont worry
>when he uses imperial
Azusa
>>52898399
racism is frowned upon outside of your /pol/ safe space
hardly any people are unironically racist irl, so don't expect more than two of you to go off to rant about Jews and pakis
>>52898439
then you aren't working
HAVING A FUCKING WANK LADS AAAAHHHHHHH
>>52898453
midnight
>>52898451
cocktail dress and no panties x
Speaking of irony, this whole obsession with irony is pretty ridiculous. A statement can be ironic but how does one do something ironically? Talking about how you do things "ironically" only comes of as you being a self conscious conformist that is trying be different in the safest way possible. Dude that stupid thing I like I ONLY LIKE IRONICALLY so you are the one that's stupid. Chan culture and this board in particular seems to emulate this behavior while usually removing itself from it source via this magical irony
>>52898489
AAAAAAAAHHHHHH
>>52898382
I want to make lots of babies with Ritsu 2bh
>>52898349
Fucking hell, the amount of autism contained in this one post is staggering.
Can I bring my wife's son to the meet?
>>52898472
>hardly any people are unironically racist irl
lmao
Sorry I can't make it to the meetup lads but I'll be there in spirit
t. Yanklad
maisie
>>52898453
7pm
>>52898513
Enjoy your forehead genetics
https://www.rt.com/on-air/new-year-2016-celebrations/
Live stream of that skyscraper on fire in Dubai lads
>Mfw people said I was lying
>>52898399
>>52898441
Poleaboo thinks you intellectual minnows are amusing
>>52898526
the more the merrier!!
>>52898402
NYE fireworks gone wrong
same thing happened in beijing a few years ago
>>52898536
i'll be smoking american spirit
>>52898502
are you fat
do you swallow?
>>52898223
no lmao
would take like 4 hours
>Poleaboo thinks you intellectual minnows are amusing
>>52898536
We'll have a burger just for you
>>52898547
muslims burning to death, what a glorious end to 2015
>tfw you hear his dreamy British accent
>>52898547
what happened
ISIS?
>>52898584
no
no
making an arrangement
>>52898598
gonna take a jar of curry sauce for any paki that turns up
>i'll be smoking american spirit
>>52898605
Brits don't have an accent
Last minute roll call, who else is going?
We'll meet in the Starbucks INSIDE Victoria Station
>tfw born in 1997
>most of my mates born in 1998
looks like I'm the grown up buying drinks tonight ;)
>>52898642
I am
alright lads im a bit confused here
are we meeting at the starbucks in the station or the one by printworks?
pls respond
>>52898588
me on the right
>>52898617
Dunno my brother just said loads of massive noises happened and then loads of police swarmed and everbyody is being pushed away or held in a crowd and nobody knows what is going on
It's near the Burj Khalifa so it's pretty significant
>>52898603
m-m-my brother is there ;_;
>>52898635
>>52898642
on my way
>>52898382
>tfw her dimensions being with 2
>>52898636
they do in the parts i dont live in haha
>>52898547
I bet it's not terrorism, but some decoration poorly wired by literal slaves.
>>52898618
how about if I just cum in your mouth a little then you can spit it out on the floor
When I die put that bottle in my hand
All these years on earth, it was my only friend
When you dig a hole and gonna bury me
Put that bottle of Jim Beam to rest beside me
>>52898668
Just go to the one inside the station since some people will be getting there by train anyway.
I don't really drink, I hate how it makes me feel so I won't be drinking more than, say, a pint of lager tonight but I'll sit and chat and listen to you chatting and ask questions. I'm not great socially but I will do my best.
I am not dancing, either.
>>52898671
Rasheed
>>52898642
Me
>>52898668
Inside
>>52898671
It happens all the time, don't worry
It's the material they used for fast/cheap building
>>52898680
>tfw he accepts the Chasers offer of £1000
pakis
out
>>52898692
fuck off bender
>>52898419
>tfw you only bench 2000 lbs
>>52898705
ok what are you wearing so i can find you?
bet anyone a tenner that this anon >>52898711 goes on a rager and pulls a 3/10 in tiger tiger
>>52898642
Just took my first bomb of the night, I should be up by the time we get there haha
>>52898736
>when he accepts a negative offer
>>52898745
yes the pakis will be going out to Manchester to socialise while you stay inside on /brit/
>>52898680
>when her dimensions don't begin with 5
how do you get rid of a boy
>>52898547
is that the khalifa building?
How many of you lot are there going to be. Hope someone will be posting pictures
https://twitter.com/StevenRobson/status/682621337538576384
holy shit lads
>>52898794
Wrap him in a blanket and chuck him in the thames
ENGLAND LOST LONDON TO SUBHUMANS HAHAHAHAHAHAHA GGWP THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR STABBING EUROPE IN THE BACK
ENGLAND MUSLIM CALIPHATE IN 50 YEARS
>>52898794
show him your face
>>52898794
show him your cock
>>52898794
Tell him you want a commitment amirite ladies?
>>52898794
alri' lads, spending new years on brit, you better give me some good entertainment
How can anyone not be depressed in 2016? All this shit going on. You must have your head so fucking far up your arse.
>>52898794
put a finger up his bum
>>52898585
that's what I thought bruv, way you were talking though you sounded serious
>>52898781
makes me actually a bit cross when people do this
>5 minutes into brit meet up and chill he gives you this look
When and where is this meetup lads
>>52898787
>pakis
Despite what was said earlier, Poleaboo is uncomfortable with multiple pakis showing up
>>52898841
just bigging up the numbers of people saying they are going for banter desu
>>52898816
you're not particularly intelligent, are you?
>>52898794
send him your pic
>>52898838
none of it matters does it, just have a laugh
>>52898758
I'll be wearing a brown winter coat with a red shirt and a pair of black vans. I'll get going in a minute and post when I'm there anyway, or somebody else do it if they get there first
>>52898831
splendid post
>>52898816
It's even worse in Paris
>>52898635
went to Berlin recently and got some American Spirits
best snout I've ever had Tbh
>>52898870
Neither are you for responding.
>>52898856
it's only you and one other shitskin I think
every pretty girl you know does big stinky poos on a daily basis
>>52898816
>says the cunt who has had politicians assassinated by mudshits and mudshit sympathisers
>>52898854
manchester
if you go to the meet up then I hate you; consider this a final warning
>>52898854
outside starbucks in victoria station at 7pm
>>52898832
I'll be playing fallout 4 while refreshing /brit/
I'll try my best to think of some great new gimmicks, then we'll keep them all to ourselves so the normies who went out tonight never get to see them haha
Wew lads, just wew
Just tried both of them out and the fist is just amazing, you feel get a sense of the size once you pass over the knuckles, had a great orgasm.
>>52898897
DUUUUUUHHHH
>>52898895
Good lad
>be American
>>52898910
hnng
>>52898925
Why're others saying 12
>>52898819
underrated
Train has departed Birmingham new street in the direction of Manchester lads
>>52898866
haha
don't reckon anyone will turn up Tbh
pretty excited to see the faces on the end of these anonymous posts plastered all over /brit/ forever
>>52898806
Mental
>>52898931
you don't have arms of your own?
I vape. Any of my fellow vape bros here?
>stuck in the house on new years looking after my wife's son
good movie to watch lads?
>>52898910
hey mother fucker that's my gimmick. you even changed it so now its shit. fuck you.
>>52898950
because they are retarded
>>52898931
Thanks for finding my prosthetic hand lad, mind if I take that back?
>>52898680
>>52898953
got my fists all warmed up for you pal
hope you've shaved, don't want any stubble getting stuck in my knuckles
>>52898973
You can't always get the angle right, it's less pleasurable.
>>52899002
Sure
*hands it to you covered in lube*
>>52898984
you forgot your fedora
>>52898806
FUCKING LOL PAKIS BTFO
>Welcome to the Brit meet up or as I call it, YOUR DEATH
What do?
>>52898449
>5'15"
>I vape. Any of my fellow vape bros here?
>>52898794
you're a boy, you should know
>>>/tv/64312620
>>>/tv/64312620
>>>/tv/64312620
NEW
>>52898941
ebin
>gf wants to stay in
>side girl wants to go out
really wanna go out with my side girl even though shes only usually just for sex. want to get wankered tonight
>Many years of happening watching. if something happens i usually have info before /pol/. not gonna lie, i usually post the threads and key info.
>>52899026
so do girls use fleshlights?
>>52898806
plastic cladding is what's on fire
>>52899034
*looks down at ground*
heh...
*throws cape at assailant, revealing a C4 trigger in my hand*
y'ever hear of a dead man's trigger?
>>52899084
Nigger detected
>>52899084
FONT
>>52899026
You are a girl right?
lads American comedy is H.I.LARIOUS
Young Thug to be perfectly upfront and truthful lads
>>52899084
STOP USING UP ALL THE GFS
US AUTISTS NEED A GF
ONLY 1 GF PER PERSON
>tfw jealous of the lads going to the meet-up
>>52899090
No, what's your point?
>>52898787
they don't drink though mate
also not sure why you think I'm not going out tonight
Lmao just seen this lads
What's caralads opinion?
What do you lads think? Do you agree?
Only plans tonight are some jack daniels and flubromazolam
>>52899128
well you need arms when you hve arms and boys use cock dildos when they already have one
just wondered
>>52899142
I don't know what the fuck he's on about desu
>>52899127
me too la'.
>>52899135
Haha what a daft sket
on the train to manchester right now lads
wearing black jeans and a bright green shirt
>>52899135
dumb bitch
>>52899127
I live in manc and I'm not going, can't imagine much worse than hanging out with some 19yr old spackers
>>52899119
No
>>52899168
I still don't get what you mean 2bh
Fisting yourself is awkward because of the angle and maintaining it just results in aches and pains, much easier having someone do it for you or using a toy.
Pretty drunk already lads ngl
>>52899201
good post
>>52899135
>model
>thick
Shocking desu
>>52899135
threads moving at light speed
someone post the porridge train picture please
On the way to Manchester now lads, got my Minions headscarf on so you can recognise me xxx
I am probably among the leading world experts on Morrissey. I have been following his music since 1983, I have been to hundreds of his concerts, I know the deepest trivia about his life (probably more than he knows of his own life), I have listened to his music for hours every day for the past thirty years, I have vast collections of his works, much signed, and several strips of his torn shirts. I've read upwards of twenty books on The Smiths/Morrissey, and read List of the Lost within three hours of its release. I browse Morrissey's personal website/blog, True To You, dozens of times per day, and I am a leading contributor to the fansite Morrissey-solo.com. I know the lyrics backwards to every song he has ever written, I know all of his outtakes and demos and unreleased tracks, I've reread his Autobiography two dozen times, I style my hair like him, I dress like him, I've even begun to dance like him and adopt his camp mannerisms and accent. I became a vegan and animal rights activist because of Morrissey, my holidays revolve around his concert tours, I can quote every word he has said in any interview he has ever done, I know the full names and dates and biographies of each of his multiplicity of band members, from Andy Rourke to Jesse Tobias, and I even masturbate while looking at the Morrissey posters plastered around my room.
I think I am biased and qualified enough to say reliably that this novella is an unsalvageable and unmitigated abomination. It is a book located in the very nexus of all shite, the lowest of Man's creative output, the highest of His self-indulgence and wankery, the epoch and apex of the echelons of turgidity, failure and banality. It is utter garbage. In all sincerity, I would rather stick my cock into a belt sander than have the misfortune to read it again, rather slice off my feet and run an ultramarathon on the bare and bloody stumps, and rather pour lava into my eye sockets.
Save yourselves. Do not read it.
>>52899239
sershlad
Jack Daniels and Coke tbH
really hate those last couple of hours before you go out
get proper anxious and time goes so slowly haha x
>>52899201
I'm 28 and I'm still going
will probably be the oldest there so that will make me the coolest by default
What kind of Island should I visit?
>>52899239
>xxx
BENDER
Wish I was at uni right now, I could have taken a train to Manchester for a reasonble price. I'm not spending £60 to go to a meet up that I might not even be able to locate.
>>52899188
Must live far away
Rochdale to Manc is 15 mins or so
>>52899260
i always get ready way too soon so im just sat there twiddling my thumbs for a while.
>>52899203
What the fuck is wrong with you, you bender?
just got on the train to manchester lads, wearing my trilby and leather battle gloves so you know I'm one of "the lads" haha!
>>52899260
Quite enjoy them
Get some driunks down you and chuck on some TUNES
>non whites in charge of fireworks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1T2bvn0WTU
>>52899232
please
>>52899296
I live in sheffield lad
>>52899260
lol same :$
>>52899201
Spending it alone is worse desu
>>52899306
It's called being gay.
>I am probably among the leading world experts on 50 year old washed up closet benders from manchester
>going out on new years eve? why do i can listen to top 40s rubbish?
what time are we supposed to meet?
what was /brit/ like when aussies did a new year? i missed it
just found out my gf listens to beyonce dumped her on the spot lads haha x
>why do i can listen to top 40s rubbish?
what did he mean by this
>>52899255
wew, excellent post
Will Cornwall be there tonight? :3
question lads
do i:
drink with my brother and his dickhead friends downstairs, then come upstairs and shitpost NYE with you guys after they leave (quite awkward)
drink with my brother downstairs then leave and spend NYE at a bar with them (very awkward)
stay upstairs in my room the whole time while they're downstairs drinking (not awkward unless they come up drunk and bother me, in which case incredibly awkward)
need answers asap
THIS GENERAL IS FUCKING RUBBISH
>>52899135
>Be posh girl
>Go posh school
>Still be stupid
Deary me.
>>52899384
gay leaf animeweeb
Poleaboo will be there at 7:10pm
It's either that or going 20 minutes early
>>52898458
>sorted by height order
is that really how you do it, when we do it someone normally volunteers to do the first round without any prompting and they get lad points for taking the plunge
if it were height order I'd be fucked cos I'm 6'5" haha ;) x
>>52899348
he's not in the closet anymore
>>52899384
this is great
like
really
really
good
>>52899365
7pm you spastic cunt
>>52899365
CUMBRIA
>Cornwall
>>52899306
>>52899342
Just like using lots of different toys, it's only pleasure lads don't be so against it
>>52899348
When you put it that way it sounds sad
>>52898618
What kind of girl don't swallow?
Unbelievable.
>>52899255
>“At this, Eliza and Ezra rolled together into the one giggling snowball of full-figured copulation, screaming and shouting as they playfully bit and pulled at each other in a dangerous and clamorous rollercoaster coil of sexually violent rotation with Eliza’s breasts barrel-rolled across Ezra’s howling mouth and the pained frenzy of his bulbous salutation extenuating his excitement as it whacked and smacked its way into every muscle of Eliza’s body except for the otherwise central zone.”
>>52899376
They left for 10 mins when it hit midnight then they came back and kept shitposting
>>52899403
Drink with your brother downstairs and go to a bar with them, get fucked up and fuck some slag.
how is anyone supposed to get to manchester in an hour
>>52899396
yes
am on the train now
I really hope this will be a repeat of the first /brit/ meetup.
>>52899403
third option sounds the safest
i've just gone and got myself a bottle of prosecco
might pair it with a tin of pringles
new meme lads
i
call
it
vertical
posting
what
do
you
think?????
>>52899465
I dont mind waiting for a bit
>>52899423
we are going to be waiting around starbucks in the station till 7.30 then we will head over to printworks
just finished waxing my barbour jacket lads, ready for another year of facing adverse weather
>>52899465
By living here, still not going though lmao
>>52899484
Who the fuck are you. fuck off
>>52899484
oh just fuck off you fat trollop
>>52899426
>>52899431
FUCK thought it was 9
might be half an hour late wait up lads
>>52899423
>poleaboo actually attending the meetup
uh oh. be safe lads
OK IM HERE WHERE IS EVERYONE
this meetup is going to full of the /brit/ normies, isn't it? hope all us abnormies can have a peaceful night for once
Just ordered a japanese takeaway lads
>>52899464
won't happen la, I've been out plenty of nights fucked up and it hasn't
When the banter is out of control
>>52899418
Delete this
STOP BULLYING KENT QT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>52899470
Gonna do a sex with you tonight t b h
>>52899448
>it's only pleasure lads don't be so against it
Pretty sure people argue that paedophilia feels good but you don't go around justifying it you idiot
>>52899484
does that mean we might get some arse pics tonight?
>>52899427
found his way out after 50 years?
>fallout is a good game
