Edward Edition
>gif
fuck off
yui
VOTE
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>not meetup edition
You are now thinking about that girl you regret not asking out
>be me, on my way to /brit/ meetup
>wearing my nicest jacket with a little >Moyes sign in my pocket
>awkwardly walk up and down the street we're supposed to be meeting at before I see a guy in a grey coat sitting down
>walk up to him very slowly, almost tiptoeing with anxiety
>rain is pelting on my head
>centimetres away from him when I cough loudly
>"C-cold out."
>he looks up suddenly shaken, he's pale as a ghost
>he starts reaching for words then looks at his table and mutters "Irish weather"
>giggle weirdly
>sit down next to him and take my phone out
>post on /brit/: "having a banterous time with the lads haha"
>over the course of an hour more people come and awkwardly approach
>spend 45 minutes discussing what we should do and looking at Google maps for places to go
>a Pakistani bloke in glasses comes walking towards us
>"hello"
>one lad smiling after his second pint, he's already dizzily smashed says "al-alright Rasheed?"
>he doesn't smile back
>we realise it's Ribena
>"why didn't you give me (You)s"
>I get up quickly scared and Poleaboo takes out a kitchen knife from his pocket and starts stabbing into one lad's neck
And who...are you...the proud lord said...
Can someone do a good png of kev's face pls
>gif
fuck off
don't like people who aren't white
>darkies planning on spoiling the meetup
might just not bother
commie music 2bh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0xUl_VRCmM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0xUl_VRCmM
>>52895717
Azusa
on my way to the meetup
>>52895764
Reminder that if any non-whites show up we are separating into different groups.
>there are normies in /brit/ who are planning on going out
FUCK OFF
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what are you lads wearing for the meetup
>>52895738
Jokes on you, I asked out every girl I ever liked even if they said no
Are you people actually going to be racist at the brit meetup
lol
Okay lads, say 'bit cold out' and if he responds with 'FONT' then you know he's from here.
>>52895780
someone invite kev
maisie
>Bought one of these niggers so I have a bottle opener and screwdriver on my keys
>Google it to see what people think of it
>Every hit is "muh prepping" Americans
Kek
>>52895776
otp desu
>>52895807
Rasheed
can't believe so many people from the UK are on /brit/ right now, turns out the "/brit/ is the normie general" was a meme after all.
how tragic.
>>52895803
My girly dress
northern ireland meetup when?
>>52895803
Red shirt, black jeans.
>>52895807
Kill yourself paki
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>>52895828
muh prepping americans are funny desu most of them don't even go /out/ and use the equipment.
>>52895803
fred perry shirt, skin tight jeans, stan smiths and my aviator sun glasses
Reminder that I will go home and retract my kind offer of giving you lads a place to crash if any non-whites turn up
lets see if you muds conform to your stereotypes and ruin a nice evening for everyone.
Anyone mind if i bring my GF along tonight lads? she's on the left
Poleaboo is worried about triggering his suspended sentence if he is caught with drug users.
proper happy with my haircut lads ready to smash it tonight now x
>>52895790
Is /brit/ unironically racist? If you are I want nothing more to do with you people.
>>52895859
WILLIAM ULSTERMAN
Ever think how arrogant it is for non-terrorists to say "islam is a religion of peace/the koran says xyz about killing innocents blah blah".
If they are correct we have to assume they know more than someone who studied the religion to the extent they were willing to die for it's truth. Doesn't seem likely. Until I see people killing themselves to prove it's a religion of peace, I'll trust the mass murderers that it isn't.
>>52895803
Wetsuit
>>52895801
>7 people going
Nice, gonna be mental tonight
>>52895744
laughed desu
alright lads one or two of us need to wear purple ties tonight if we have them so we can all congregate around those people
if you have a purple tie wear it it will be top banter as well
>>52895853
I'm going out in like an hour
>>52895904
Fuck off then
>>52895882
>skin tight jeans
bender
>>52895892
you should seriously stop acting like a child.
>>52895697
ogre 2 is literally the GOAT fAm
>>52895876
you're unironically going to sell them all fentanyl instead of mdma you absolute serial killer.
>>52895834
Me and Azusa is the OTP tbqh
isle of skye meetup when
i'll be the one in the black hijab at the meetup tonight so shout me if you see me lads x
>>52895880
Yeah it's always a laugh reading their reviews but I feel like I'm gonna catch autism by proxy.
Bit like /brit/ come to think of it
>>52895801
voted yes even though im not, so you'll be looking for the mysterious man who never showed up
Would go to the meetup but dont want to be stuck with anime nonces when I could be having a proper bender with the lads
>>52895953
me on the left
my gf on the right
>>52895942
t. muhammad al-norwegi
>>52895953
Himeko tbqhwyl
>>52895853
its not even 5 senpai, new years is still 6 hours away
wew lads
british """empire"""?
>Reminder that I will go home and retract my kind offer of giving you lads a place to crash if any non-whites turn up
>>52895949
>large group of autists found dead from drug overdose
>>52895904
Some lads here have /pol/ as their main board and would love nothing more than to attend EDL and Britain First rallies
I'm ironically racist but there are some literal neonazi Rorkes here
Is the Starbucks inside or outside the train station?
>>52895975
nice ill be the one wearing the turban
>be at uni
>danish lad there
>seems sound
>start hanging out in our group
>he always makes these snide comments about how much better denmark is
>people dress better, weather is better, trains are never late etc.
>starts annoying most lads because it's so rude
>all lads go to london for the weekend
>get on a packed bus
>"in denmark buses would never be overcrowded like this"
Why are Danes so rude?
r8 my gf
>>52895904
fuck off
>>52895975
haha same x me on the left
>mentally ill sex-pest freak ribena
>some twat pinging his tits off
>non-whites
>northerners
shaping up to be a great evening. fucking lol.
truro meetup TONIGHT
>>52896005
*tips cowboy hat*
who /gay/ here?
>>52896036
Post his dick pls
27 and never been invited out on NYE
>have a shit greentext youre proud of for no good reason
>keep posting it
shaking my head
>>52896011
>/pol/ as their main board and would love nothing more than to attend EDL and Britain First rallies
Back to reddit
>>52896036
man/10
would let it suck me off
>>52896036
how much for an hour?
>>52896033
Why did he even come here?
>>52896042
Going to stay in and play EU4 all night, who should I play as and what should my goals be lads?
>>52896054
I was in Falmouth a few months back. Gorgeous place. Would love to visit Cornwall again.
>be at uni
>danish lad there
>seems sound
>start hanging out in our group
>he always makes these snide comments about how much better denmark is
>people dress better, weather is better, trains are never late etc.
>starts annoying most lads because it's so rude
>all lads go to london for the weekend
>get on a packed bus
>"in denmark buses would never be overcrowded like this"
Why are Danes so rude?
>>52896042
BRRRRRAAPPPPPPPPPP
>>52896068
wanna come out tonight lad?
>>52896084
>thinking the far right is a bit mental means you're a Redditor
Back to Stormfront
>>52896068
you're invited out tonight you idiot
get to manchester asap
>I'm ironically racist
>>52896097
How diverse and multicultural
AND YOU SEE WHY I ACT LIKE A NARCISSIST
>>52896116
fuck off we're full
Alri lads haven't been on since the early hours of this morning
Fill me in on all the meet up developments which I've missed
>>52896015
seriously though lads
Meet up rules
London meetup when
>>52896097
good gracious arse is bodacious
AND ANGRIER
>>52896146
Wow
rude
>>52896036
cute trap
What are ye up to tonight lads?
>>52896155
Nothing has changed except a paki is coming
GET FUCKED WAYNE
>>52896175
REEEEEEEEEEE
>>52896165
Muslims are covered by the "no dogs" rule, right?
>>52896201
gonna bring him some naan bread haha
>>52896201
Two Pakis
One normie, one Ribena
choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_V2qgr8WMKM
>>52896109
Ottomans and restore the glorious Caliphate
Or Russia and restore Constantinople to Orthodoxy
>>52896201
if he turns up i'm leaving
>>52896165
But I'm a black Irish dog ;_;
>>52896036
Would fill up boypussy/10
Not even joking, would genuinely fuck
Do you lads mind if I bring my kgf to the meet?
She's not white but not a rasheed
>>52896208
stop it Jack
>>52896015
>>52896163
please reply
/brit/? More like tit.
>>52896133
>implying I have to be far right to visit /pol/
Back to reddit
ITS BECAUSE OF YOU
>>52896249
Yeah alright if we all have a pop.
Isn't there a Cardiff meetup with Tom and Lisicki tonight as well?
>>52896015
it's a block away
>>52896165
haha x
AND NOW MY HEARTS AT A HUNDRED AND TWENTY
lads i cant drink because of my acne medicine
should i still go to the manchester meet?
also how old are you lads going? would be a bit weird if you were all proper old haha
come to bolton lads, better night out that manchester guaranteed
so wheres the meet lads?
now i got vocal damage and it's all your fault
>>52896282
>visiting /pol/
Back to /pol/
>>52896213
Holy fuck, is this stormfront?
Fuck you guys, seriously.
>>52896327
Spoons in Newcastle
>>52896321
34
I'm bringing my wife
You are outside history
Unexist
>>52895744
good
>>52896321
i drunk all the time when i was on accutane 2bh one night wont hurt m8
>>52896163
>>52896015
Look it up on google maps mate, literally right next to the urbis which is outside the station.
can I bring my wife's son to the meetup?
>tfw you slowly realise over time that you are good looking
THIS
CHANGES
EVERYTHING
>>52896343
Too obvious b8
Tell me about the meetup lads
>>52896400
FONT
>>52896390
does he suck a good dick?
>>52896343
Better get back to your safe space senpai
I am going to the meet up tonight and no racism will be tolerated 2bh. If there is any non whites who turn up I have no problem and will be fine as they're like minded regardless of skin colour.
Am quite tall and semi normie and will actually batter a pleb if he goes on a racist sperg.
Just for the record I am white myself but this racism is unnecessary 2bh
>>52896400
same :)
Have fun alone tonight lol
>>52896408
no micks
Scotland meet up outside the British Legion in Dalkieth? What say ye lads?
>>52896249
yeah but we all get to have a go on her
bringing the gf to the meet, don't hit on her silly boys
Wish I was in Ireland for new years desu
A group of my mates fucked off to dublin yesterday for bants and decided to stay until the 2nd.
> tfw mental irish lads to party with
>>52896429
Technically meeting in Manchester irl will be a safe space
Discriminating based on race in the outside world is illegal and frowned upon
>>52896439
>>52896439
hello reddit!
>>52896442
You beautiful beast
>>52896390
omdthis is excellent communication hat are you like x
>Am quite tall and semi normie and will actually batter a pleb if he goes on a racist sperg.
>>52896407
>>52896429
Think whatever you want, I am done with /brit/.
Shame, this place can be fun at times, but you always go full blown neo-Nazi.
>>52896439
t. Alberto Barbosa
>people are SERIOUSLY going to THIS
>>52896480
>Muslims
>Race
actually have plans tonight because im not a pleb but would unironically go to one of the meetups if i had nothing else to do better than staying in 2bh
>>52896439
>t. Rasheed
fuck new year's eve tbqh
fucking expensive shit, just going to stay at home and do a bit of shopping
Alri since we're all bringing our gfs and such here's mine, hope she's okay
lookout for me and my gf at the meetup OK?
bringing the gf to the meetup
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3380246/Bride-25-reveals-shocking-scar-ear-chin-ugly-mole-10-years-deadly-melanoma.html
>>52896521
>you will never be a hunky Black man with Big strong arms who spends his days cucking all the sissy white boiz
The truth hurts
>>52896521
>Shame, this place can be fun at times, but you always go full blown neo-Nazi.
/brit/ is a liberal hugbox m8 youre just a pussyo
>>52896474
lol you sound like a cu.ck, bet you want the paki lad to shag her hahahahaha
Having a kinder bueno
>>52896536
why aren't you coming to manchester you fucking slag
Is it ok if I bring my waifu?
>>52896536
Try not to suck any dick on the way
kony 2016 lads
>>52896474
I'll punch her eyes open yacunt
>>52896544
>that face on the right
MUH
DICK
>>52896443
i will atleast i have a guaranteed fuck
In 2016 take up at least one of
>Boxing
>Muay Thai
and at least one of
>Judo
>BJJ
>Wrestling
for fitness and so you can batter some normies
>>52896585
because it's a long fucking way
>>52896589
i can't promise shit
>>52896525
how else do you expect people on /brit/ to make friends?
>>52896526
We were talking about nonwhites weren't we?
Still, even discriminating and abusing on terms of religion is illegal outside of 4chan and irl so I'd advise you keep your spastic views online and not out in the streets
>Shame, this place can be fun at times, but you always go full blown neo-Nazi.
bringing the sister and her mates to the meet up lads
might go to the meetup and just say "Rasheed" every time someone finishes saying a sentence 2bh
Really really wish I was going to the meetup
What date is the meetup lads? Looking up flights now
Newcastle or Manchester? Think Newcastle is whiter tbqh sounds better.
2016 is the year I change it all lads
Just you wait
>>52896645
dibs on far left
(mirror)
>>52896652
rasheed
>>52896621
fuck off you gay cunt
>Muay thai
>Wrestling
for self-defense these 2, if you're fighting as a sport, all of them.
>>52896544
check the hairline on the left lol
>>52896620
take up boxing, bjj/wrestling, and muay thai
>>52896672
>tfw changed is all in 2015
just need a gf now haha
>>52896559
>>52896641
Do you guys know that /r/ShitRedditSays uses the fedora meme for people they disagree with too?
>>52896672
you can get that penis son
>Hello I'm kentqt
Where do i go for the manchester meetup lads haha
Giving up alcohol for the New Years lad. Having a last couple of beers tonight to remove temptation from the house.. Plus I'm serious about it this time.
Who here /stayingin/
bringing my gf to the meet
Poleaboo is unsure where the Starbucks is
Don't think he will be going
>>52896628
Rasheed
>>52896728
starbucks by victoria station 7pm
>>52896728
canal street
>2016
>martial arts
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>Starbucks
FONT
>>52896743
I knew you would chicken out you pathetic paki
this is only chance you have of having any fun that isn't recording polish girls taking shits
>>52896728
rasheed's house
Just getting into Liverpool now lads.
Going to pick up sershlad, have a couple with him and then making our way over to Manchester.
Should be a good night ahead
>Do you guys know that /r/ShitRedditSays uses the fedora meme for people they disagree with too?
bringing a fedora so i can tip everytime you lads say something haha
Rorkes going to the meetup, you do know the rest of us will be dropping the "ironic racist" persona when we arrive, right? If you actually think you're going to be surrounded by like minded neo-fascist skinheads in real life you're going to be a bit disappointed.
>>52896628
>
me and the lads just getting ready in manchester casino for the meet up later on tonight
>Hello I'm kentqt
Kentqt please post bum
You said you would before and I was at the pub vigorously chechink and you didnr
>>52896796
its a meet place you autists we aren't going to be sipping on mochachinos all night
>>52896826
me on the right
>>52896541
you're a big guy
>>52896800
Post a map with an arrow pointed at the meeting point
>>52896818
I'll batter any lefty cunt that shows his mug
With the normaltrons out maybe I can watch some anime in peace
So I took /brits/ advice a few months ago and got myself a practice girl recently. She's not very cute but is very sweet and easy to use. I feel like I've gotten what I need from her and I'm ready to move up to a higher tier of woman, but how do I get rid of her? I'd prefer not to hurt her feelings as she is very nice, but I've never cared about her more than just using her as practice for future higher tier girls. and I've never really found her romantically or sexually attractive, although we do have sex a lot.
Need to get rid of her. What do?
>>52896856
sabt
>being a paki
>2016
>>52896826
I see you've got rorke and rasheed with you
>>52896541
wish i had a gf like that
wait, are you lot seriously going to meet up?
>>52896869
Will literally call the police if you do you fucking mong
execute order 66
>>52896558
might get my mole checked 2bh
>>52896645
FOUR
O
U
R
I'm here lads, where are you?
>>52896876
have you tried killing yourself
>>52896876
FONT
>>52896876
just shoot her m8
Alright lads, grey coat guy here
Can't make the meet up, hope it still goes ahead though.
My nan unironically took ill in the night.
You'll need somebody new to look for
>2016
>still being white
smfh lads
