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Karen Edition
MANCHESTER MEETUP
maisie
having a go
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karen general
>>52893178
Where is grey coat? Brown coat here
Why don't we have a meetup in Bradford lads, it'll be a right laugh.?
kpop desu lads
me on the left
I've never actually kissed a girl or boy. I'd ideally prefer to kiss a girl for my first, but sometimes life doesn't give you the best cards. I'm just wondering though, what does kissing feel like? Proper romantic kissing I mean.
>Britain leaves EU
>wee Jimmy Krankie whines and stomps his feet for muh 2nd referendum
>gets it
>Scotland gets independence
>rejoins EU
>Leaves UK because feels it's run by London
>Joins EU which is run by Brussels
BRAVO SCOTLAND
who /cum@12oclock/ here?
i hope youve been saving up lads
gf got a new dress. Bit weird if you ask me
>>52893145
Nice edition
We made it
>>52893178
Really?
Liverpool fans also can participate in that?
>>52893162
This is unironically what will happen.
Can you expand on the location of the meetup tonight?
Arms isn't specific enough
>liverpool
nah not a fan
>>52893262
We're meeting near the Starbucks at Victoria Station
Then we'll head down to Printworks
>>52893178
Why Manchester of all places though
>>52893262
HMP Manchester
>Poleaboo goes to the meetup
>Doesn't recognise anyone and no one rushes to greet him
>Turns around and leave
>Complains of panic attacks on /brit/
/brit/? More like shit.
had champagne ready and everything
just noticed the clock changing t b h
not really excited
>>52893301
Obviously the person who suggested a meet is a lazy cunt and Manchester caught on.
>>52893299
>gif
fuck off
>>52893346
/yank/ More like wank.
>>52893346
Take that back, or I'll make you crack
what is your favourite karen picture
Mine is this one!
can i bring the lads?
>>52893290
and then?
10pm seems a bit late
>>52893346
/cum/ more like /cuck/ haha
>>52893408
Meeting at 7pm lad
Probably gonna go down to Wetherspoons but if it's shite we can go elsewhere.
>10pm seems a bit late
i hope i'm gonna come back tommorow and see stories and pictures of how autistic this meetup went lads
>>52893394
This pic expresses her love for Japan well
It's time to build a better me
>>52893435
how do you manage to spend so much time here and still be a normie?
can i bring me mum to the meet lads?
Do you gentlemen like boobies?
>>52893231
>Britain stays in EU
>/brit/ ruined forever by invasion of cuckposters from /pol/
>>52893346
/cum/? more like /bum/
>It's time to build a better me
>>52893493
yeah lad
we'll take turns shagging her
>>52893493
is she fit?
has the meet up happened?
Make sure to take pictures and post straight to /brit/ so I can laugh at all you autistic bellends
Then what are you brits gonna do with that meet up in Manchester?
It just started absolutely bucketing it down lads, so hard it stung my hand when I stuck it out the window
>Told my mates I'm going to watch the fireworks tonight in London
>Actually staying in
>If the Pakis attack I'm going to have to lie for the rest of my life and say I was caught up in a terrorist attack
>>52893530
we agreed to blot faces out from pictures mate
>be /brit/ish
>get btfo >>52892945
>Make sure to take pictures and post straight to /brit/ so I can laugh at all you autistic bellends
lads, a muslim slapped my gf's arse and i didn't do anything, my gf just giggled and we carried on walking home.
she now keeps asking me to call her a kuffar whore during sex, what do i do?
>>52893530
this
is ryvita going to the meeting?
>leftists.png
>>52893566
Way to be autistic you pleb
gonna have a very sly wank in the living room while my mams out to the shops
>>52893603
i fucking hope not. that freak needs to stay in his compound.
>>52893618
someone's jealous they're not coming along lmao
>>52893566
that's fine but i still expect pictures of everyone sitting around a table on their phones not talking
>birthday today
>dad sent me a card from moonpig or w/e
>one of those chinese zodiac themed year cards
>year of the snake - 1953, 1965, 1977, 1989, 2001
>mfw i was born in 1988
>someone's jealous they're not coming along lmao
morning lads
>>52893618
Will still be quite funny, seeing their bad clothes, awkward stances, skinny arms, pale skin. The autism will shine through.
I think "My xbox is still in Denmark" deserves a gimmick of the year nomination
it was a shortlived gimmick but a good one
>>52893498
>>52893602
good yugoslag 2bh muh dick
Why are train tickets to Manchester so expensive?
>>52893563
>Man I was gonna head out but then my old bae snapchatted me to netflix and chill at hers haha top night 2bh fa.m
Then send this emoji.
Sorted desu.
wew lads, just done a 3 day stint in the hole, janny's got a thing for me, could i get a few (you)s?
have to poo, afraid i cant hold it in
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9QjeJw8AX0
your official gimmick of the year 2015
>>52893670
happy birthday m8
>>52893697
recognised
17th century music is underrated. Been listening to this all day: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMzP_zsf2Sk
>>52893731
boycott it lad, make it shit so next years meet isn't fucking miles away.
>>52893686
Morning senpai
>>52893686
well good morning
>>52893670
It's not the Chinese New Year until February m8 so he's got it right
>/brit/ '''socials'''
lmao
Who /mandy/ tonight?
>Having a folder full of fedora photos
>>52893647
clearly
maisie
>Will still be quite funny, seeing their bad clothes, awkward stances, skinny arms, pale skin. The autism will shine through.
>>52893759
going to be drinking from red cups tonight senpai?
>>52893770
very good
lads do you mind if i dropped some mdma at the meet tonight?
>>52893758
Can't make it anyway. By the time I get off work it will already be too late.
Benzo addiction might be turning me bipolar. Or possibly, it makes the lows so low that my normal depressed level feels like a high.
Poleaboo went out drinking with a friend once but he was quite conscious that at all the places they went he was the only non-white there, while poleaboo doesn't see race, he was uncomfortable with how he perceived others to be looking at him
So what will the event organisers be doing to combat this issue?
How many other non-whites will be attending?
Will be attending any establishments known for their diverse clientele?
>>52893439
7pm outside the Starbacks and Mancheter Victoria?
>>52893828
only if you give me some
>meetup will be half an hour away from me on the train
Would rather shove a cactus up my bellend than spend 5 minutes with you lot tbph
@52893741
Witnessed.
>>52893848
>7pm outside the Starbacks and Mancheter Victoria?
Yep
>lads do you mind if i dropped some mdma at the meet tonight?
>>52893745
thanks lad
>>52893787
>having a night on mandy when literally everyone will be out and just drinking
would feel a bit weird tbqh
>yfw Ribena ruins the meetup
>>52893848
Ribena I'm going to banter you to death.
>tfw live in bolton
>tfw normie so i don't have to attend cos i have my own friends
>could possibly be in the same bar as this walking aspie patrol tonight
the thoughts scary desu lads
losing my virginity to an escort next year
>>52893848
we are going to get you so fucked up you won't even know what colour you are any more m8
>>52893878
Why would you waste good product on bunch of aspies?
The janitor
>>52893848
>poleaboo is non-white
curveball
how the fuck did a meetup get organised in one day
>>52893848
I'm middle eastern and I'm going mate. You'll be fine.
>>52893905
Probably won't go
>/brit/ "memes"
>>52893827
We've got them here but we're going to my mum's boring friends' house and one of them is teetotal. I envision it being quite hellish but I've had a bad cold for the last couple of days which I'm hoping to leverage so I can leave early.
>>52893828
Yes, don't be a mong and ruin everyone's night because you're a druggie.
>you'll be watching my show tonight, right anon?
>>52893924
unironically the worst way to do it
it will ruin your life
>we are going to get you so fucked up you won't even know what colour you are any more m8
>yfw Ribena commits a mass casualty terrorist attack at the meet-up
this meetup is getting shittier by the minute
>mentally ill freak Ribena
>some idiot pinging his tits off
feel sorry for the normals just there for a few civilised drinks.
imagine if you actually have a really good time and all become really good friends
haha
getting ready for the meetup lads
>>52893973
fuck off you square I'm gonna neck some, I won't say who i am either lads so you'll have to figure it out.
>>52893984
no i will be on the piss with all the lads from /brit/ in manchester
I am bringing the voddy and the charlie
>>52893848
I'm a pygmy tribesman in a grass skirt and bone through his nose and I'm going mate. You'll be fine.
>>52893742
>tfw have stomach problems today
>tfw poo is water
>tfw couple of times where I thought I've shat myself
>>52893962
Rasheed
>fuck off you square I'm gonna neck some, I won't say who i am either lads so you'll have to figure it out.
Anyone want a /brit/ meetup later on?
Meet me here in about 6 or 7 threads time.
Cheers.
>>52893731
30 quid return for me
still not sure whether to go to the meetup or stay inside to be honest lads
only like £4 by train too
>there will be people at the /brit/ meetup who are anti drugs
literally laughing my tits off right now gonna slip a little something in all your drinks 2bh
>>52893989
Well I'm a 27 year old suicidal virgin alcoholic benzo addict, not much left to ruin, I'll probably die next year anyway
anyone know any places to go in london? don't really want to be stuck at home alone again
gonna be selling ket at the meetup tonight lads
hmu
>>52894027
>have to figure it out
thats going to be hard
How many (You)s for a pint of fosters is it nowadays?
I'm gonna try to pull tonight at the meet lads, so I'm gonna need a wingman. No virgins though, you're all not gonna ruin my game are you lads?
Booking my flights for the meetup as we speak lads
>>52894102
>ket
absolute degenerate
>>52894027
You'll be the one going
>HURR DURR TOOK LOADS OF DRUGS LOL AND I'M COMPLETELY KEVIN'D HAHA WEEEE
might organise a /brit/ meetup at my house
anyone want to come?
>>52894113
i'll sort you out mate no worries
>>52894124
ket is fun
kind
it's weird
>>52894059
is soseki good?
>>52894094
>anti drugs
>drinking alcohol
I don't understand, how can they be anti drug if they take drugs?
>>52894099
you could probably just go to the fireworks senpai
>>52894132
will there be girls
wonder will this be more of a failure that the newcastle meet
>>52894149
alcohol isn't a drug, it's a drink.
>>52893989
how so?
Going to do a poo at the meetup.
just did a nap after work lads
wage slave life is is only worthwhile if you're a proud breadwinning father and husband imo
>How many (You)s for a pint of fosters is it nowadays?
Alright lads what are you all wearing for the meetup tonight
is it a more casual thing can't decided between a shirt/tshirt
might just wear a shirt cause its new years
might organise a /brit/ meetup in my pants
anyone want to come?
Can we be more specific and post and actual timetable and events and activities for the /brit/ meetup?
Also etiquette
We huddle around Starbacks (inside or outside)
Make contact with each other after 5 or so of us are there and one of us plucks up the courage to mention /brit/
Wait until everyone has arrived
Then walk to printworks
and then?
>>52894159
mum and sister
>>52894132
Where do you live?
>>52894170
what if i put a drug in a drink
>taking molly at a /brit/ meet
https://youtu.be/jihNDjeQGSE
>>52894094
you're gooing to do what now
>>52893293
gonna go with 4 from the waist down, legs and arse, 2 from the waist up to the shoulders and then 5's head
>>52894185
gonna wear a red shirt and black jeans
>>52894159
yep
>pic related, me in the car about to drive up
>>52894193
>printworks
o i am laffin
>I'm gonna try to pull tonight at the meet lads, so I'm gonna need a wingman. No virgins though, you're all not gonna ruin my game are you lads?
>>52894198
Is your sister fit?
>>52894204
It's a drug
>>52894059
That's lovely
Wouldn't go to this meet if you paid me £50
>>52893202
>4 people voted for Hampshire Weebs
are there 4 of these nonces now?
still convinced it's just one autist
>>52894171
if you literally shag someone who dedicates their life to giving lads the best shag of their lives then you will probably never ever top that first shag and you will spend all your money just trying to top that with more escorts because normal girls are just bad at sex let's be honest
>>52894249
but its a drink
>>52894193
going to wetherspoons
some lad said its shit there so if he's right then we'll go somewhere else
>>52894185
Poleaboo sister bought him some new clothes, he'll wear those if he goes
>>52894264
it is
>>52894219
minger
>>52894176
Thats true. If you are wageslave and alone like me you are on your way to kill yourself
>if you literally shag someone who dedicates their life to giving lads the best shag of their lives then you will probably never ever top that first shag and you will spend all your money just trying to top that with more escorts because normal girls are just bad at sex let's be honest
>>52894272
a dring then
>>52894193
go to nandos 2bh
>>52894288
2 of them just went to japan, only one left at the moment
>>52894205
>"molly"
fuck off yank
dont go to spoons you fucks, it's horrible in there. way too loud and full of pikeys and disgusting 50 year old slags
>>52894059
ew, books
gay
>>52894279
he literally has to go imagine all the banter we can have with him about filming the polish lass
>Wetherspoons
>Outside a train station
>In a major city
>On New Years Eve
Not a chance lads. You'll be standing around like daft cunts. Find a more obscure pub.
>>52894313
Poleaboo approves, thinks they're halal too
>>52894302
alright fair enough
alcohol is a dring then
>>52894318
also its new years
everywhere is surely going to be fucking packed
>>52894318
we'll get a few drinks down us and see what happens lad
Multiculturalism Ain’t free. The tree of tolerance and peace gotta be litterd with the blood of Nativists. The West aka “the white man's mansion” is not my home. It was created through imperial theft and probbaly rape as well :DD.black and brown people not whites ok. praise trudea.
>mfw pinging at the meetup
who gonna finger kent """"""""""""""""""QT """""""""""""""""" tonight then lads wahey
so lads what is the gameplan for tonight
are some of you actually gonna be alpha and you can help some of us betas get a slag?
>>52894342
what city
>>52894314
what a bizarre thing to say
he said he was going and then didn't go
why would he do this
wiat i understand. so that he could make out that there was three of them
>alri bruce
>>52894342
The spoons isn't outside the trainstation, just the meeting point
Manchester is dead out of term time and everyone goes to the Warehouse Project NYE tonight anyway
t. ex uni of manc
just dropped some mdma
can someone pick it up?
>>52894342
we're meeting at the starbucks near manchester victoria
it's impossible to miss it
>>52894059
Pretentious hipster / 10
Have you even read more than 1/5 of those? (cover to cover)
>>52894378
190cm will finger her for a good 2 hours 2bh
>mfw thought manchester meetup was just a meme
>people are LITERALLY booking train tickets
o am i laffin
>>52894407
is your pc running because youd better go catch it xD
Where are you lads staying after the meet? Can probably host a few of the more normal ones in my flat if you want to smoke a bit of hash and chill out.
Is it a bank holiday tomorrow?
Will garages be open. Need to get something on my car sorted.
Just saw someone die after getting run over by a car
I don't know how to feel about this lads
>>52894407
*licks the floor around your feet*
>>52894382
except they/ one of them have posted from japan
>>52894438
my fridge is quite cold, need to wrap it in a blanket
>>52894453
good post
Invite out in the town with lads coming any second now lads haha
>Pretentious hipster / 10
> Have you even read more than 1/5 of those? (cover to cover)
>>52894453
where
>>52894439
I'm up for that mate
>>52894407
>that one poster who dropped his mdma on the floor and posted a picture with pubes and crumbs in it
still makes me gag after he said he took it
>>52894400
that wetherspoons is rammed with middle aged sad acts on a typical friday night, it will be hellish tonight
>>52894400
i dunno lad whp has been a bit shit this year and tonights line up is shit
getting into picadilly at about 6
gonna hop on the tram to viccy hope they don't check my ticket though coz i dont plan on buying one ;D
>>52894466
my mate is going to a party of someone i hate/hates me
got no chance desu
>>52894469
Cheshire
>>52894463
where?
>>52894453
was it a normie?
>Where are you lads staying after the meet? Can probably host a few of the more normal ones in my flat if you want to smoke a bit of hash and chill out.
just got back from new years lads
m8s ex gf was all over me 2bh had to be very resilient 2bh
>>52894414
One of us should wear something distinctive so we rally around the same point
>>52894439
We'll surely be done before midnight, can't imagine it being that much fun
>weatherspoons
>printworks
>new years ever
>manchester city centre
>>52894480
>gag
you mean retch you idiot
>tfw gonna sneak a few pictures and upload them without face blur
If this meetup is a success it's going to be extremely depressing for us who couldn't go and not going out tonight, i can predict a tense divide in /brit/ in 2016. However if it flops like the last /brit/ meet then /brit/ would be just like it normally is.
Be interesting to see how it pans out, not only for the attendees but us losers not going.
alri lads, got off work 3 hours early haha
could have made plans tonight in the end but too late now haha
So who's actually going to the meet then? I might come along.
>>52894419
>literally all well known classics
>pretentious hipster
CHOOON
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhxF9Qg5mOU
>Use dad's laptop to print something
>Windows 10
>It's slow as balls
Winblows or has he shit it up already? He's not totally incompetent with technology, but then again he has bought an iphone 6 and installed Win 10.
>>52894439
Probably just pull a slag and go back to hers Tbh
>>52894515
Probably but that really doesn't matter 2bh
>>52894505
excellent post
>>52894513
japan
How do I get a Muslim gf?
>>52894504
>tram from piccadilly to victoria
it's literally down the road you fat cunt
>>52894557
did he upgrade without doing a clean install?
>>52894478
>>52894528
I'll ask you when we're there anyway :yy:
>>52894544
Ribena
Everyone else post the memes/gimmicks you are best known for
>>52894504
victoria is the worst place to try and jump a tram to/from, they have police there quite often
>>52894534
literally means the same thing you cretin
>>52894546
>>52894546
That's why he's a hipster.
It looks like he's skimmed a few required reading lists from /lit/ and crammed his bookcase with as many as he can find. Most look untouched.
>>52894535
pls do
on the piss
>>52894544
I'm defo coming.
>>52894584
fuck off m8 that will burn off the beer I've already drunk
>tfw already alerted the police to the drug presence at the meetup
hahah cant wait to see you junkie fucks get arrested lads
>>52894466
come to manchester lad
bring your korean gf along
Best go and shower for later.
>>52894512
Which bit m8
>>52894158
you have to buy a ticket for that now
>>tfw already alerted the police to the drug presence at the meetup
>hahah cant wait to see you junkie fucks get arrested lads
>around 6 autists
>one a criminal paki stalker who cares little for the death of normies and sympathises with jihadis
>another going to be off his face on drugs
>they're going to attempt to go to restaurants then get smashed
>on new year's eve
>in Manchester
tonight will be meme gold
>new years eve alone with /brit/
>don't even have any drugs.
All I can do is drink beer and eat crisps
>>52894527
hate when slags do that shit, like what are they even expecting? me to dog my mate? yeah nah
The next meet-up should be in a more central location. Either London or somewhere in the Midlands.
>>52894544
me (will be in a black shirt)
>>52894544
there's 2 confirmed girls, a paki, an arab, an indian, a rapist and me
>>52894643
Why?
>>52894546
He has a point, a person who just buys classics whether they read them or not is being pretentious. They are buying them so other people recognise them. Its a nice collection of books though but it stinks of /lit enforced canon.
Meetup has a lot more support today
>>52894624
>drugs
>in manchester
>on new years eve
i bet they're gonna be the only ones lad, must be a high priority
>>52894602
no it doesn't you yank fuck
parents watching the chase lads
>>52894705
yeah, actually feel like going now
I'm making fun of all these people going to a /brit/ meet-up while I have a great time at home with 4 beers on NYE.
IMHO this is where you lads should go tonight
It's basically an old mansion turned into a club. It's banging. They still have tickets available for NYE! It's full of autists too, I mean, artists
fatcam here can i come to the meet up lads?
unless fucking seamus is going
alright lads I am going to be at the meetup tonight
just posting a photo of me so the others who are going can recognise me
I suggest you do the same
c-can i come to the meet up
>>52894692
Just wondering if it's near me m8 that's all
BEAN
A
G
S
can't find my mouse lads
getting annoyed
someone please heem the fuck out of ribena please
>>52894677
this preferably london just because there's loads to do
>me (will be in a black shirt)
>beer
Go buy some whisky or vodka
>>52894743
best catch a plane quick mate
>>52894724
>caring about meme getting drunk night
wannabe normies are the WORST
fucking roll on 7pm
this is going to be comedy gold
Are non-whites allowed to come to the meet-up?
>>52894744
basically up north near stockport
>>52894769
not worth the hassle is it, just gonna feel like going back home after 5 minutes of socialising haha
>mum, g-g-g-g-g-going out t-tonight
>where are you going?
>i'm m-meeting up with anonymous strangers i met online
>what! no you are not! thats dangerous, they could be sex traffickers!
>no no mum, it's alri they are autistic like me
>>52894779
only poleaboo
>>52894754
>>52894677
but we're all white mate, london is full of blacks and gays, plus most of us are from the north
>>52894775
>drunk on 4 beers
good literally pick you up with my little finger you lightweight
can't go to the meetup cause i'm going to get off my face at antwerp mansion but if you're going printworks you really should have picked bierkeller instead, weatherspoons is full on depressing
>Are non-whites allowed to come to the meet-up?
>>52894737
I agree, this is a top place - they'll play like the sickest tunes and everyone is dead friendly. Plus it's in Rusholme so if you don't like it you can just go for a kebab or a curry you fuckshits
>>52894779
are you a rasheed a coon or a gook?
>>52894779
some middle eastern guy is going
>>52894818
>sex traffickers
are you a girl
Taking my m8 to the meet lads, me on the right him on the left.
Gonna have weed if anyone wants to buy some too, might share if you're a qt.
>>52894818
You're unironically going to get robbed by someone from /brit/ for teh lulz
>>52894742
the bloke that did that killing spree haha
there are people not going out for new years because they're scared a terror attack might happen, people actually think one will happen.
kek
>>52894753
alri, mystic mac is on the way
>>52894742
i think you should smile more
>>52894742
alri eggman
>>52894851
Oh, fucking hell.
Stay safe, brit/pol/.
>>52894839
well it's not like we have to go to spoons mate, if spoons is grim we can go some place else
>>52894818
So seriouly what should Poleaboo tell his mum when he gets back late?
i'm unironically going to turn up tonight with a few of my mates and beat the fucking shit out of you benders.
>>52894744
Wew, I actually committed a hit and run there today, gonna have to eliminate some witnesses then I guess. Have you spoke to the rozzers? Did you get my license plate?
>>52894624
>hello police? Yeh I've got word from an anonymous anime imageboard that a man will be taking MDMA and will be at Manchester Victoria Witherspoon's
>hello?
>there are people not going out for new years because they're scared a terror attack might happen, people actually think one will happen.
>kek
>>52894861
guy on the left looks like a right nonce
>>52894880
some of you are alright
stay away from manchester tonight
if a terror attacks happens it will be VERY comfy watching the news and browsing /pol/
>>52894818
Shoulda just said "Just going out with some mates and that"
If she said "You dont have any" you coulda just acted all offended.
Also Im fucking rattled lads
Turned 18 a few days back roight, so Im in sainsburys getting my drinks for tonight, and they don't even fucking ask me for ID
Absolute joke
>>52894829
midlands then? i don't even know what goes on there
>>52894882
WHO CAN STOP HIM?!
>>52894779
just show up lad
its not as if you're gonna get your papers checked by the autistic gestapo
>>52894918
nice try m8 but it was a lass who ran the lady over and she was crying when the body was wrapped in foil (or whatever the fuck they put over corpses)
Is the Starbucks inside Manc Victoria station or just outside?
>>52894939
make it happen la
>>52894939
it won't
want to stay in just to see how this meetup goes desu
>i'm unironically going to turn up tonight with a few of my mates and beat the fucking shit out of you benders.
just got paid lads
im gonna be at the meet up so I'll buy everyone a shot
>>52894902
depends though since a lot of places are ticketed on NYE
>>52894861
If most /brit/ people are like you guys then i might actually consider coming with even though i no longer have any money thanks to my card being sucked by cash machine
can't find my fucking mouse anywhere lads
i didn't even have it that long ago, this is fucking bullshit
>>52894988
inb4 no one actually goes
>>52894983
but we started bombing the rasheeds all it takes is one crazy one (there are a lot of crazy ones)
>>52894970
Outside, next to the Urbis.
>>52894988
want to stay in because im a paranoid cunt and afraid going out haha
any ket any pills lads?
>have a sick night out with the boys from /brit/
>decide to get a filthy takeaway
>walk in
>vat'll it be bruv?
wat say
>>52894956
an incredibly autistic american can
>BREAKING: Explosions and gunfire reported form Manchester
>Images appearing of a blast at a Starbucks near Victoria Station
>UPDATE: Witnesses describe cries of 'NORMIES REEEEE' from masked men.
>>52895032
Good luck getting to the meetup even if you wanted to go mate
>>52895037
my m8s selling 2g of md for £30 how sick is that
>>52895023
gives us more reason to bomb the ragheads
>If most /brit/ people are like you guys then i might actually consider coming with even though i no longer have any money thanks to my card being sucked by cash machine
>>52895012
here la
*picks up mouse*
*extends arm towards you*
>>52895056
get MD for like £10 a gram from some german lad desu
it's hailing outside lads
>>52895061
Rorke
>>52895042
>Rasheed"
>>52895042
cant read the menu tb h hold on a sec
if its not raining ill go
Where is this meeting lads.
This meetup happening?
Might pop along and invite the whites back to my flat in the city center if they're good lads
anybody need any coke for the meetup i got you meet me in the starbucks toilets at 6.50pm
>>52895056
it's probably methylone desu
>>52895042
>""""bruv""""
>manchester
i'd slap him tbqh
>my m8s selling 2g of md for £30 how sick is that
>>52895046
looking that image makes me want to kill myself desu
>>52895084
can i have his number
i know a german lad who was gonna come to uk and take acid but he had to stay home
>>52895084
noice
is it actually good though?
>new years ever
>literally hail stone and rain
>windy and fuck
>all these birds walking around town wearing nothing but a miniskirt and a thin top
think my cat's autistic
TRURO meetup TONIGHT lads
8pm outside M&S
>>52895115
Fuck off guest stealer they're coming to mine, you can take Ribena home with you.
doing a suicide
>>52895115
>the whites
mate we don't call your people brown, don't call us whites, its rude. We are people just like you.
>anybody need any coke for the meetup i got you meet me in the starbucks toilets at 6.50pm
>>52895082
i found my mouse about 30 seconds after reading this post, so i'm going to assume you gave me good luck
cheers 4 that
>>52895130
What did you tell your parents you were doing this New Years?
>memechester
Literally WHY
The only city worth buying train tickets to in the the UK is Edinburgh
might go along to starbucks and just loiter incognito and take some pictures of you retards
>anybody need any coke for the meetup i got you meet me in the starbucks toilets at 6.50pm
>>52895070
i look more like this 2bh but thx anyway
>>52895211
do it m8 the rest of us need pics
>What did you tell your parents you were doing this New Years?
This is the place lads. Urbis literally to the right of this image.
>>52895211
>Being this much of a pansy
gonna laugh if there's an undercover police officer in here that is gonna rock up and arrest the degenerates at the meetup lol
>>52895206
are these girls who work for the club?
lads i wan't to go the meet tonight, but i have a pretty severe facial disfigurement, wherever i go people point me out and make fun of me. I still enjoy going out, well sometimes.
But it can make the people i go out with feel very uncomfortable, am i ok to come out?
If you don't want unwanted attention brought to the group that's fine i understand.
>>52895203
fuck off we decided to meetup literally 15 hours ago
make your own meet up
>>52895147
>went out in a warm coat to WHP the other week
>waiting for a taxi after
>mfw all the slags kept asking to wear my coat
>>52895264
post pics
>>52894672
yer she was asking me for a new years kiss and then was saying I was being mean because I didn't kiss her
I'm like yer nah 2bh
>>52895206
fuckin slagfs
>might go along to starbucks and just loiter incognito and take some pictures of you retards
>>52895264
>a pretty severe facial disfigurement
a fashion beard?
>>52895258
drugs are pretty much legal in this country at this point unfortunately, we have no police patrolling
i smell weed regularly in areas you never would have 10 years ago during the day
>>52894861
>commie frankie muniz
Fuck right off
>>52895264
post a pic m8
>>52895264
"rate the new specs lads"?
>>52895146
yeah it's pure stuff desu
>>52895264
If this isn't a meme just go m8
>i look more like this 2bh but thx anyway
>>52895338
what a shit job
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>>52895264
>>52895319
fuck off fascist
>>52895275
what did you say? "fuck off"
>The only city worth buying train tickets to in the the UK is Edinburgh
>>52895280
>>52895303
>>52895324
no bully pls
Looking forwards to pics of this failed meet up hoping one of you takes and posts many
Going out with the lads tonight t b h
>>52895319
lucky :) some of the cheapest LSD in the world comes from the UK
>>52895324
>>52895280
I don't want to post a picture of myself here for obvious reasons but i have a similar disfigurement to this guy.
>National Socialism is not repeatable. One can take over only the values which we espoused: comradeship, readiness to support one another, bravery, self-discipline and not least honour and loyalty. Apart from these, each young person must find their way alone.
>>52895338
so do they just walk around being eye candy?
>>52895374
nice specs
>>52895248
Thought the starbucks was inside the station
Thank fuck
>>52895366
true though
also saved
>meet me in the starbucks toilets at 6.50pm
bit gay
>>52894983
There's a Middle Eastern guy going so it is likely.
>>52895264
just wear the mask, senpai
>>52895423
Oh come on, I'm not going to blow you all up.
>>52895429
hair is on point senpai
>>52895363
just said no
one of them called me a cunt then had a loud argument with her bf on the phone and cried while i was cozy as fuck
any girls coming to the meetup
imagine the clusterfuck if one did
a load of betas trying to get the attention of one lass
>>52895374
that aint u
>>52895449
are you a m*slim?
>>52895319
sorry I call bullshit. It's almost the opposite - yes you will smell weed - but people used to be a lot more open about smoking it 10+ years ago.
>>52895389
think so,never been to one of those clubs tbqh
>>52895429
i didn't you permission to save that
>>52895449
that's exactly what a guy who is going to blow everyone up would say
>>52895449
no ragheads allowed
>>52895469
girl here
i'll give you all blowjobs ;)
>>52895471
i posted here
>>52895387
>>52895469
not if its kent"""qt"""
>>52895449
fuck off paki
Reminder to shout /HIGHLAND-REGIMENT/ when in starbucks
>>52895469
kentqt is catching the train to Manchester
having a fuck
>>52895476
Nope.
>>52895495
Numbers are thin enough as it is mate. I'm going.
>>52895479
what? what part of the country do you live in?
id wager 99% of people in this thread would agree its a lot more lax these days
>>52895520
BRITISH ARMY
AND
BRITISH FOREVER
>>52894939
This.
Sounds bad but Paris was comfy as fuck.
Attacks started at 21:20, literally perfect timing for a night of passionate anti-muslim shitposting.
>tfw beta blockers are killing my erections
>>52895387
that doesn't look too bad as far as facial disfigurements go.
>>52895384
Then why cant i get access to any
I gotta get in shape. Too much sitting has ruined my body. Too much abuse has gone on for too long. From now on there will be 50 pushups each morning, 50 pullups. There will be no more pills, no more bad food, no more destroyers of my body. From now on will be total organization. Every muscle must be tight.
>>52895527
well at least take a few pictures before you blow the place up
>>52895551
*is unable to respond*
>>52895495
Sorry kid, the pubs don't have to follow your rules.
>>52895490
can i save?
any scots going to this meet up then?
>>52895046
Wew, a trip through uncanny valley
>>52895476
>>52895491
>>52895495
>>52895517
Come on, don't be racist arseholes. The UK is a very diverse and multicultural country, we should be tolerant of all ethnic and religious groups.
i will unironically go home if any non-whites turn up.
t. lad offering the flat for people to stay tonight
any memes
>>52895560
I have mega rotator cuff problems and I think it was due to doing 60 pushups a night.
>2015
>people still believe that CLG don't have a chance of knocking EG off there perch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhyWXVjE9v8
>>52895596
fuck off literal paki
>Sorry kid, the pubs don't have to follow your rules.
>get to manchester victoria
>see this guy
>Alri lad, my names janny mcjannington
what do you do?
>>52895586
I would lad but
> No idea where it is
and
> Already got plans with the lads
anybody going to be using /brit/ memes IRL at the meetup
cause I am
>>52895605
Aw but I wanted to crash at your place.
>>52895387
how do you not kill yourself?
is your brain retarded too so you don't understand how fucked you are or what?
>>52895275
>tfw you're lining up to go into a club with some m8s and a bunch of slags right behind you in the que huddle up to you for warmth
>tfw you pull one of them later
been to the beach
cold out.
>>52895610
same thing here la, doing too many push ups gives me problems
>>52895605
will there be gay sex
>>52895389
thye basically get paid to walk around looking like slags, drinking, taking pictures with people and chatting. they;re like those girls clubs hire to sell those shitty shots for like a quid
>>52895630
make a post about it on /brit/
>>52895605
Same, lad.
Maybe we can separate into different groups, we can be the group that wants nothing to do with non-whites. We'll go somewhere else.
>>52895654
cornish weather
>>52895638
might slip a few here and there, I won't overdo it ;)
>>52895618
b-but orge2
alright lads we all need to wear this outfit tonight so we can recognise each other and it will be exceptional banter
>>52895605
>i will unironically go home
HAHAHA you fucking pussy, the brown men scare me.
how will we recognise each other? just call out "oi oi lads"?
>>52895559
you probably have no mates, some vendor on a TOR marketplace is selling 100ug blotters for like a pound each
>>52895701
>scare me
*disgust me
>>52895461
>I chose to come out wearing no clothes so you should give up your clothing to me so I can be warm and you can be cold and if you don't do so you're a cunt
daft slag
>>52895651
very edgy
>>52895661
such a shite job
>>52895540
London m8. But my brothers in Liverpool feel exactly the same. You'll still smell it all over London, all the time, but I swear it used to be more openly smoked.
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