Karen Edition
MANCHESTER MEETUP
maisie
having a go
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karen general
>>52893178
Where is grey coat? Brown coat here
Why don't we have a meetup in Bradford lads, it'll be a right laugh.?
kpop desu lads
me on the left
I've never actually kissed a girl or boy. I'd ideally prefer to kiss a girl for my first, but sometimes life doesn't give you the best cards. I'm just wondering though, what does kissing feel like? Proper romantic kissing I mean.
>Britain leaves EU
>wee Jimmy Krankie whines and stomps his feet for muh 2nd referendum
>gets it
>Scotland gets independence
>rejoins EU
>Leaves UK because feels it's run by London
>Joins EU which is run by Brussels
BRAVO SCOTLAND
who /cum@12oclock/ here?
i hope youve been saving up lads
gf got a new dress. Bit weird if you ask me
>>52893145
Nice edition
We made it
>>52893178
Really?
Liverpool fans also can participate in that?
>>52893162
This is unironically what will happen.
Can you expand on the location of the meetup tonight?
Arms isn't specific enough
>liverpool
nah not a fan
>>52893262
We're meeting near the Starbucks at Victoria Station
Then we'll head down to Printworks
>>52893247
>>52893178
Why Manchester of all places though
>>52893262
HMP Manchester
>Poleaboo goes to the meetup
>Doesn't recognise anyone and no one rushes to greet him
>Turns around and leave
>Complains of panic attacks on /brit/
/brit/? More like shit.
had champagne ready and everything
just noticed the clock changing t b h
not really excited
>>52893301
Obviously the person who suggested a meet is a lazy cunt and Manchester caught on.
>>52893299
>gif
fuck off
>>52893346
/yank/ More like wank.
>>52893346
Take that back, or I'll make you crack
what is your favourite karen picture
Mine is this one!
can i bring the lads?
>>52893290
and then?
10pm seems a bit late
>>52893346
/cum/ more like /cuck/ haha
>>52893394
>>52893408
Meeting at 7pm lad
Probably gonna go down to Wetherspoons but if it's shite we can go elsewhere.
>10pm seems a bit late
i hope i'm gonna come back tommorow and see stories and pictures of how autistic this meetup went lads
>>52893394
This pic expresses her love for Japan well
It's time to build a better me
>>52893435
how do you manage to spend so much time here and still be a normie?
can i bring me mum to the meet lads?
Do you gentlemen like boobies?
>>52893231
>Britain stays in EU
>/brit/ ruined forever by invasion of cuckposters from /pol/
>>52893346
/cum/? more like /bum/
>It's time to build a better me
>>52893493
yeah lad
we'll take turns shagging her
>>52893493
is she fit?
has the meet up happened?
Make sure to take pictures and post straight to /brit/ so I can laugh at all you autistic bellends
Then what are you brits gonna do with that meet up in Manchester?
It just started absolutely bucketing it down lads, so hard it stung my hand when I stuck it out the window
>Told my mates I'm going to watch the fireworks tonight in London
>Actually staying in
>If the Pakis attack I'm going to have to lie for the rest of my life and say I was caught up in a terrorist attack
>>52893530
we agreed to blot faces out from pictures mate
>be /brit/ish
>get btfo >>52892945
>Make sure to take pictures and post straight to /brit/ so I can laugh at all you autistic bellends
lads, a muslim slapped my gf's arse and i didn't do anything, my gf just giggled and we carried on walking home.
she now keeps asking me to call her a kuffar whore during sex, what do i do?
>>52893530
this
>>52893498
yes
is ryvita going to the meeting?
>leftists.png
>>52893566
Way to be autistic you pleb
gonna have a very sly wank in the living room while my mams out to the shops
>>52893603
i fucking hope not. that freak needs to stay in his compound.
>>52893618
someone's jealous they're not coming along lmao
>>52893566
that's fine but i still expect pictures of everyone sitting around a table on their phones not talking
>birthday today
>dad sent me a card from moonpig or w/e
>one of those chinese zodiac themed year cards
>year of the snake - 1953, 1965, 1977, 1989, 2001
>mfw i was born in 1988
>someone's jealous they're not coming along lmao
morning lads
>>52893618
Will still be quite funny, seeing their bad clothes, awkward stances, skinny arms, pale skin. The autism will shine through.
I think "My xbox is still in Denmark" deserves a gimmick of the year nomination
it was a shortlived gimmick but a good one
>>52893498
>>52893602
good yugoslag 2bh muh dick
Why are train tickets to Manchester so expensive?
>>52893563
>Man I was gonna head out but then my old bae snapchatted me to netflix and chill at hers haha top night 2bh fa.m
Then send this emoji.
Sorted desu.
wew lads, just done a 3 day stint in the hole, janny's got a thing for me, could i get a few (you)s?
have to poo, afraid i cant hold it in
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9QjeJw8AX0
your official gimmick of the year 2015
>>52893670
happy birthday m8
>>52893697
recognised
17th century music is underrated. Been listening to this all day: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMzP_zsf2Sk
>>52893731
boycott it lad, make it shit so next years meet isn't fucking miles away.
>>52893686
Morning senpai
>>52893686
well good morning
>>52893670
It's not the Chinese New Year until February m8 so he's got it right
>/brit/ '''socials'''
lmao
Who /mandy/ tonight?
>Having a folder full of fedora photos
>>52893647
clearly
maisie
>Will still be quite funny, seeing their bad clothes, awkward stances, skinny arms, pale skin. The autism will shine through.
>>52893759
going to be drinking from red cups tonight senpai?
>>52893770
very good
lads do you mind if i dropped some mdma at the meet tonight?
>>52893758
Can't make it anyway. By the time I get off work it will already be too late.
Benzo addiction might be turning me bipolar. Or possibly, it makes the lows so low that my normal depressed level feels like a high.
Poleaboo went out drinking with a friend once but he was quite conscious that at all the places they went he was the only non-white there, while poleaboo doesn't see race, he was uncomfortable with how he perceived others to be looking at him
So what will the event organisers be doing to combat this issue?
How many other non-whites will be attending?
Will be attending any establishments known for their diverse clientele?
>>52893439
7pm outside the Starbacks and Mancheter Victoria?
>>52893828
only if you give me some
>meetup will be half an hour away from me on the train
Would rather shove a cactus up my bellend than spend 5 minutes with you lot tbph
@52893741
Witnessed.
>>52893848
>7pm outside the Starbacks and Mancheter Victoria?
Yep
>lads do you mind if i dropped some mdma at the meet tonight?
>>52893745
thanks lad
>>52893787
>having a night on mandy when literally everyone will be out and just drinking
would feel a bit weird tbqh
>yfw Ribena ruins the meetup
>>52893848
Ribena I'm going to banter you to death.
>tfw live in bolton
>tfw normie so i don't have to attend cos i have my own friends
>could possibly be in the same bar as this walking aspie patrol tonight
the thoughts scary desu lads
losing my virginity to an escort next year
>>52893848
we are going to get you so fucked up you won't even know what colour you are any more m8
>>52893878
Why would you waste good product on bunch of aspies?
The janitor
>>52893848
>poleaboo is non-white
curveball
how the fuck did a meetup get organised in one day
>>52893848
I'm middle eastern and I'm going mate. You'll be fine.
>>52893905
Probably won't go
>/brit/ "memes"
>>52893827
We've got them here but we're going to my mum's boring friends' house and one of them is teetotal. I envision it being quite hellish but I've had a bad cold for the last couple of days which I'm hoping to leverage so I can leave early.
>>52893828
Yes, don't be a mong and ruin everyone's night because you're a druggie.
![portal-graphics-20_1081060a[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/rlkyXNv.jpg "portal-graphics-20_1081060a[1].jpg")
>you'll be watching my show tonight, right anon?
>>52893924
unironically the worst way to do it
it will ruin your life
>we are going to get you so fucked up you won't even know what colour you are any more m8
>yfw Ribena commits a mass casualty terrorist attack at the meet-up
this meetup is getting shittier by the minute
>mentally ill freak Ribena
>some idiot pinging his tits off
feel sorry for the normals just there for a few civilised drinks.
imagine if you actually have a really good time and all become really good friends
haha
getting ready for the meetup lads
>>52893973
fuck off you square I'm gonna neck some, I won't say who i am either lads so you'll have to figure it out.
>>52893984
no i will be on the piss with all the lads from /brit/ in manchester
I am bringing the voddy and the charlie
>>52893848
I'm a pygmy tribesman in a grass skirt and bone through his nose and I'm going mate. You'll be fine.
>>52893742
>tfw have stomach problems today
>tfw poo is water
>tfw couple of times where I thought I've shat myself
r8
>>52893962
Rasheed
>fuck off you square I'm gonna neck some, I won't say who i am either lads so you'll have to figure it out.
Anyone want a /brit/ meetup later on?
Meet me here in about 6 or 7 threads time.
Cheers.
>>52893731
30 quid return for me
still not sure whether to go to the meetup or stay inside to be honest lads
only like £4 by train too
>there will be people at the /brit/ meetup who are anti drugs
literally laughing my tits off right now gonna slip a little something in all your drinks 2bh
>>52893989
Well I'm a 27 year old suicidal virgin alcoholic benzo addict, not much left to ruin, I'll probably die next year anyway
anyone know any places to go in london? don't really want to be stuck at home alone again
gonna be selling ket at the meetup tonight lads
hmu
>>52894027
>have to figure it out
thats going to be hard
How many (You)s for a pint of fosters is it nowadays?
I'm gonna try to pull tonight at the meet lads, so I'm gonna need a wingman. No virgins though, you're all not gonna ruin my game are you lads?
Booking my flights for the meetup as we speak lads
>>52894102
>ket
absolute degenerate
>>52894027
You'll be the one going
>HURR DURR TOOK LOADS OF DRUGS LOL AND I'M COMPLETELY KEVIN'D HAHA WEEEE
might organise a /brit/ meetup at my house
anyone want to come?
>>52894113
i'll sort you out mate no worries
>>52894124
ket is fun
kind
it's weird
>>52894059
is soseki good?
>>52894094
>anti drugs
>drinking alcohol
I don't understand, how can they be anti drug if they take drugs?
>>52894099
you could probably just go to the fireworks senpai
>>52894132
will there be girls
wonder will this be more of a failure that the newcastle meet
>>52894149
alcohol isn't a drug, it's a drink.
>>52893989
how so?
Going to do a poo at the meetup.
just did a nap after work lads
wage slave life is is only worthwhile if you're a proud breadwinning father and husband imo
>How many (You)s for a pint of fosters is it nowadays?
Alright lads what are you all wearing for the meetup tonight
is it a more casual thing can't decided between a shirt/tshirt
might just wear a shirt cause its new years
might organise a /brit/ meetup in my pants
anyone want to come?
Can we be more specific and post and actual timetable and events and activities for the /brit/ meetup?
Also etiquette
We huddle around Starbacks (inside or outside)
Make contact with each other after 5 or so of us are there and one of us plucks up the courage to mention /brit/
Wait until everyone has arrived
Then walk to printworks
and then?
>>52894159
mum and sister
>>52894132
Where do you live?
>>52894170
what if i put a drug in a drink
>taking molly at a /brit/ meet
https://youtu.be/jihNDjeQGSE
>>52894094
you're gooing to do what now
>>52893293
gonna go with 4 from the waist down, legs and arse, 2 from the waist up to the shoulders and then 5's head
>>52894185
gonna wear a red shirt and black jeans
>>52894159
yep
>pic related, me in the car about to drive up
>>52894193
>printworks
o i am laffin
>I'm gonna try to pull tonight at the meet lads, so I'm gonna need a wingman. No virgins though, you're all not gonna ruin my game are you lads?
>>52894198
Is your sister fit?
>>52894204
It's a drug
>>52894059
That's lovely
Wouldn't go to this meet if you paid me £50
>>52893202
>4 people voted for Hampshire Weebs
are there 4 of these nonces now?
still convinced it's just one autist
>>52894171
if you literally shag someone who dedicates their life to giving lads the best shag of their lives then you will probably never ever top that first shag and you will spend all your money just trying to top that with more escorts because normal girls are just bad at sex let's be honest
>>52894249
but its a drink
>>52894193
going to wetherspoons
some lad said its shit there so if he's right then we'll go somewhere else
>>52894185
Poleaboo sister bought him some new clothes, he'll wear those if he goes
>>52894264
it is
>>52894219
minger
>>52894176
Thats true. If you are wageslave and alone like me you are on your way to kill yourself
>if you literally shag someone who dedicates their life to giving lads the best shag of their lives then you will probably never ever top that first shag and you will spend all your money just trying to top that with more escorts because normal girls are just bad at sex let's be honest
>>52894272
a dring then
>>52894193
go to nandos 2bh
>>52894288
2 of them just went to japan, only one left at the moment
>>52894205
>"molly"
fuck off yank
dont go to spoons you fucks, it's horrible in there. way too loud and full of pikeys and disgusting 50 year old slags
>>52894059
ew, books
gay
>>52894279
he literally has to go imagine all the banter we can have with him about filming the polish lass
>Wetherspoons
>Outside a train station
>In a major city
>On New Years Eve
Not a chance lads. You'll be standing around like daft cunts. Find a more obscure pub.
>>52894313
Poleaboo approves, thinks they're halal too
>>52894302
alright fair enough
alcohol is a dring then
>>52894318
also its new years
everywhere is surely going to be fucking packed
>>52894318
we'll get a few drinks down us and see what happens lad
Multiculturalism Ain’t free. The tree of tolerance and peace gotta be litterd with the blood of Nativists. The West aka “the white man's mansion” is not my home. It was created through imperial theft and probbaly rape as well :DD.black and brown people not whites ok. praise trudea.
>mfw pinging at the meetup
who gonna finger kent """"""""""""""""""QT """""""""""""""""" tonight then lads wahey
so lads what is the gameplan for tonight
are some of you actually gonna be alpha and you can help some of us betas get a slag?
>>52894342
what city
>>52894314
what a bizarre thing to say
he said he was going and then didn't go
why would he do this
wiat i understand. so that he could make out that there was three of them
>alri bruce
>>52894342
The spoons isn't outside the trainstation, just the meeting point
Manchester is dead out of term time and everyone goes to the Warehouse Project NYE tonight anyway
t. ex uni of manc
just dropped some mdma
can someone pick it up?
>>52894342
we're meeting at the starbucks near manchester victoria
it's impossible to miss it
>>52894059
Pretentious hipster / 10
Have you even read more than 1/5 of those? (cover to cover)
>>52894378
190cm will finger her for a good 2 hours 2bh
>mfw thought manchester meetup was just a meme
>people are LITERALLY booking train tickets
o am i laffin
>>52894407
is your pc running because youd better go catch it xD
Where are you lads staying after the meet? Can probably host a few of the more normal ones in my flat if you want to smoke a bit of hash and chill out.
Is it a bank holiday tomorrow?
Will garages be open. Need to get something on my car sorted.
Just saw someone die after getting run over by a car
I don't know how to feel about this lads
>>52894407
*licks the floor around your feet*
>>52894382
except they/ one of them have posted from japan
>>52894438
my fridge is quite cold, need to wrap it in a blanket
>>52894453
good post
Invite out in the town with lads coming any second now lads haha
>Pretentious hipster / 10
> Have you even read more than 1/5 of those? (cover to cover)
>>52894453
where
>>52894439
I'm up for that mate
>>52894407
>that one poster who dropped his mdma on the floor and posted a picture with pubes and crumbs in it
still makes me gag after he said he took it
>>52894400
that wetherspoons is rammed with middle aged sad acts on a typical friday night, it will be hellish tonight
>>52894400
i dunno lad whp has been a bit shit this year and tonights line up is shit
getting into picadilly at about 6
gonna hop on the tram to viccy hope they don't check my ticket though coz i dont plan on buying one ;D
>>52894442
>>52894453
>>52894466
my mate is going to a party of someone i hate/hates me
got no chance desu
>>52894469
Cheshire
>>52894463
where?
>>52894453
was it a normie?
>Where are you lads staying after the meet? Can probably host a few of the more normal ones in my flat if you want to smoke a bit of hash and chill out.
just got back from new years lads
m8s ex gf was all over me 2bh had to be very resilient 2bh
>>52894414
One of us should wear something distinctive so we rally around the same point
>>52894439
We'll surely be done before midnight, can't imagine it being that much fun
>weatherspoons
>printworks
>new years ever
>manchester city centre
>>52894480
>gag
you mean retch you idiot
>tfw gonna sneak a few pictures and upload them without face blur
If this meetup is a success it's going to be extremely depressing for us who couldn't go and not going out tonight, i can predict a tense divide in /brit/ in 2016. However if it flops like the last /brit/ meet then /brit/ would be just like it normally is.
Be interesting to see how it pans out, not only for the attendees but us losers not going.
alri lads, got off work 3 hours early haha
could have made plans tonight in the end but too late now haha
So who's actually going to the meet then? I might come along.
>>52894419
>literally all well known classics
>pretentious hipster
CHOOON
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhxF9Qg5mOU
>Use dad's laptop to print something
>Windows 10
>It's slow as balls
Winblows or has he shit it up already? He's not totally incompetent with technology, but then again he has bought an iphone 6 and installed Win 10.
>>52894439
Probably just pull a slag and go back to hers Tbh
>>52894515
Probably but that really doesn't matter 2bh
>>52894505
excellent post
>>52894513
japan
How do I get a Muslim gf?
>>52894504
>tram from piccadilly to victoria
it's literally down the road you fat cunt
>>52894557
did he upgrade without doing a clean install?
>>52894478
>>52894528
I'll ask you when we're there anyway :yy:
>>52894544
Ribena
Everyone else post the memes/gimmicks you are best known for
>>52894504
victoria is the worst place to try and jump a tram to/from, they have police there quite often
>>52894534
literally means the same thing you cretin
>>52894546
>>52894546
That's why he's a hipster.
It looks like he's skimmed a few required reading lists from /lit/ and crammed his bookcase with as many as he can find. Most look untouched.
>>52894535
pls do
on the piss
>>52894544
I'm defo coming.
>>52894584
fuck off m8 that will burn off the beer I've already drunk
