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/brit/ NYE manchester meet edition
wales
THE PLAN
We'll meet near the Starbucks at Manchester Victoria train station at about 7, look for a guy in a grey winter coat and tan shirt or post on /brit/. After meeting up we'll walk over to the printworks and find somewhere to chill and have a few pints to celebrate the new year
See you later
kev
k-on
gf just sent me this lads
Going to go to the meet up with some of the lads and just laugh at you autists for an hour or so and then get a taxi to a party were going to.
reminder to not shitpost
how long was it down for?
kpop desu lads
>all this downtime of late
>chinese sweatshop bosses in charge of running a south sudanese mahjong forum
>>52887420
UGLY
YELLOW
BITCHES
THANKS FOR ALL THE INVITES MY """"""""""""""""""""FRIENDS""""""""""""""""""""
Anyone around Manchester want to find a flat with Poleaboo?
We'll need to find a landlord who accepts housing bennies
>>52887462
Is it alright if I use him as a punching bag when I come home from the bar?
>>52887425
meme magic this year has sent 4chan's power levels into overdrive
as trump, the biggest meme of all time rises, 4chan starts to get overheated and is now fizzling out
the end is nigh, the Y2K problem is happening just 16 years late
Splashed out on some toys lads, will share.
Didn't really need another vibrator but at £3 and 7 inches it was a steal. Used the stroker this morning and the nobbly side feels amazing. Got them both for about £10 which is nice.
1/3
>>52887414
well i slept for three hours so...
Australians and New Zealanders are an integral part of /brit/ desu
>>52887492
Yes, poleaboo would love that
https://youtu.be/zmI-hGthrwA
yanks do my fucking napper ngl
>>52887508
Are you a girl?
>>52887334
>gay pride flag
gay. why don't you benders meet on canal street.
Fingered my arsehole last night (with a latex glove, lube, tissues and a towel for easy clean-up obviously).
Felt good to be honest and I would happily have continued but the whole process made me need a poo. Initially there was no poo back there, the whole place was clean as a whistle, but then as I continued a poo made it's way down and I had to stop to go do a poo.
Overall it was a good experience though. It's really weird, after it I was really energized and charged up by the whole thing. Like I had trouble getting to sleep because it was like my body wanted to carry on but didn't get to because I stopped to go to the toilet.
>>52887508
http://vocaroo.com/i/s075v8U4CKBa
is danebro lurking? I need to speak to him
pls response
Azusa
Maisie
>>52887525
You already know the answer to that m8
>>52887508
Saw that stroker thing in the Lovehoney sale. Also saw a webm of a guy using it on /gif/ and he seemed to have a great time.
Personally I wouldn't use a dildo / vibe that didn't have a flared base.
What are your New Years resolutions Lads?
Mine it to stop watching porn desu, who else with me?
is this too revealing to wear out tonight, anon?
What should I bring to a house do lads? theres already too much spirits and the beer will be lukewarm
Ribena going to the Meetup? Keep an eye on your drinks lads.
>>52887605
you having a laugh mate
>>52887598
>Personally I wouldn't use a dildo / vibe that didn't have a flared base.
get a load of this dork
>>52887383
>>52887334
Is this actually happening?
I'd come but getting to Manchester is effort
>>52887605
probably gonna read a bit more
>>52887508
>another vibrator
how big is your collection of toys lad?
I saw this plug and couldn't resist, it's glass and feels so incredibly smooth, love the detail on the bottom too. Also topped up on Maximus, the best lube around.
2/3
>>52887525
Yes I'm kentqt.
No just kidding
>>52887566
No
>>52887598
Strokers are brilliant, used Tenga for a while but I've gone off them, much more flexibility with strokers.
>>52887611
5 grams of decent cocaine and a case of cold NV brut. You'll be the hero of the hour.
>>52887605
Get help for my mental health issues
What happens when I tell my GP I think about suicide every day and have been self medicating for 10 years?
>>52887611
Grass
Alright lads, off to Poland on a Cheeky holiday next week, Just realised that Beer is about £1-£2 a pint, going to get absolutely wankered
>>52887645
Tom
>Have MDMA
>No friends to do it with
Such is life, I'll just be playing video games on NYE when I could be out having a good time.
What are your new year plans lads? I'm going to attend a party with like a dozen people, feel like a fucking normie t b h
Why hold a meet-up on the day of the year that it's most likely people will have plans?
>>52887611
Nice bottle of wine
>>52887658
He'll give you antidepressants and maybe offer you therapy
>>52887651
Easy if I was a MILLIONAIRE
>>52887661
thx
>>52887694
because its the day where those who don't have plans wish they did
>>52887628
We organised it at 1 this morning, short notice but it's happening
>>52887710
rekt
>>52887624
There's no way I could handle the embarrassment of a trip to A&E. Better in my mind to just take the necessary precaution and use flared bases.
>>52887611
For you or for the host? For the host just bring some shite wine. Personally I prefer to take spirits. There will definitely be mixer floating around which you can steal. Drinking beer or cider all night leaves you too full and the hangovers are rough.
watching a sunrise adams pov where she does some great ATM and the guy cums 3 times
>>52887694
It's for the lads who don't have plans for New Years because we're not all normies like you desu senpai
And last but obviously not least, from Belladonna herself. Been debating whether to get these but I went for it in the end, going to try them out tonight. Feel of them is great.
>>52887672
>>52887681
No
3/3
>>52887643
Got roughly 45
>>52887694
this is the epitome of a font post
>>52887605
I stopped watching porn a long time ago.
Don't stop wanking though.
BRITS OUT
>>52887645
>>52887760
KILL YOURSELF
>>52887691
soyul is best crayon pop desu
>>52887726
1 lad turns up with his camera all ready recording and the rest just turn heel upon seeing this and go home
>>52887739
>For you or for the host?
the host has spent like 100 quid on drink for everybody so anybody turning up just sets their drink on the table and you drink wotever you want
there is going to be some cheap cunts turning up with a tin of coke I swear
>>52887739
shut up you faggot
>>52887645
That maximus lube is shit lad. At least it wasn't great for me. It sort of irritated my insides though admittedly it didn't need too much reapplying. Really though you should look at getting something oil-based; especially if you're using glass or steel toys. You won't regret it m80.
why would anyone need 45 dildos
Who /in/ tonight?
>>52887687
going to a friend's house, he's having some people over
How are you spending your nye lads?
Working in a bar here, watching my friends having fun while I'm rushed off my feet and dealing with drunk dickheads all night. Don't get paid any extra either. C'est la vie.
>>52887802
good 2 hours of fun
>>52887805
I'm in your nan
Whey
>>52887760
any rubber fannys? is that pic with all the bum toys under the bed urs haha
need a new years blowie
>>52887799
I've only ever used Maximus on all my toys, never had any problems. What kind of things do you have?
>>52887802
Variety
>>52887805
Me lad
Never been out on NYE in my life, id rather stay in, smoke a joint and watch a film anyway desu
>>52887605
learn Italian so I can leave this country ASAP
dont understand why people want to get drunk, you act like a fucking twat and feel ill the next day 2bh
Do people actually feel physical pleasure when they masturbate? Am I fucked in the head or something?
>>52887820
Going round a friend's house with a few bottles of wine, a bunch of us are getting together to get pissed and whatever else we might want to do. Might start a camp fire in his back garden.
>>52887820
shooting the contents of my bollocks up some wee bedwarmers gushy bits hopefully
>hmmmm this dildo is 5 inches and I have a 5.5 inch dildo but I really wish I had 5.25 inch dildo
>oh wait i do have one
>hmm it isn't purple though, could really do with a purple one
>>52887875
i don't but i feel it when i orgasm
>>52887789
I hope you're not that lewd poster that has a fetish about her forehead
>>52887760
what's the most expensive sex toy you own? i doubt those fists were cheap but there must be something more.
>>52887834
I know what pic you mean and no it isn't. I only have different Tenga toys and then strokers. Might look into getting one though.
>>52887884
If you think all dildo's are the same you are incredibly naive
>>52887875
yes
>dont understand why people want to get drunk, you act like a fucking twat and feel ill the next day 2bh
>>52887896
same here
>tfw you realise you share a thread with literal benders
Shariah law when?
>put rubbish bag outside
>30 minutes later it's ripped open and there's old food all over the garden
Who the fuck keeps doing this
>>52887897
it wasn't me. plus i've been banned on /mu/
>>52887948
haha all me la
>If you think all dildo's are the same you are incredibly naive
gf asked what i want her to wear for sexytime tonight lads
thinking of telling her i want her to wear a nappy, but she may not take it too well desu
>>52887948
seagulls probably
>>52887684
I like doing MDMA alone
usually end up having deep conversations on fb with people I havent spoken to in years then have a 3 hour blistering wank
9/10 good night imo
>>52887956
Good lad, also why?
Stewart Lee really is Reddit: the comedian
>>52887920
found the underage twat that thinks that being drunk makes him "cool"
>>52887948
>he doesn't have seagull proof bags
lmao
>If you think all dildo's are the same you are incredibly naive
>>52887948
immigrants lad
>>52887845
>I've only ever used Maximus on all my toys, never had any problems.
Fair enough lad. As I say, as a lube it's actually fairly decent and didn't need to be reapplied often. It just didn't mix well with me I think and caused a feeling of irritation. The stuff I have at the moment is Lovehoney's own brand anal lube and it's alright but I want to get oil-based stuff in the future. I've also tried some astroglide thing in the past but it was shit (works OK for a regular lube-wank though).
>What kind of things do you have?
Had an aneros helix for years but it did little for me and didn't feel that comfortable. Recently been trying out a soft rubber dildo and just using my fingers with gloves.
>>52887982
talking about blasting to idols
>>52887948
waheyyy
that's what you get for being a little recycling twat
>>52887605
eating healthier tbqh before i get fat
>I consider myself quite the dildo connoisseur.
>found the underage twat that thinks that being drunk makes him "cool"
>>52887940
>being a homophobe
I MEAN COME ON, ITS 2015
>>52887981
Good post
>>52888002
I hope Soyul wasn't one of those idols
>he's a fedoraposter on the internet
>on an anime imageboard
>he does it for free
>he takes his job very seriously
>he does it because it is the only amount of power and control he will have in his pathetic life
>he replies to posts he doesn't like because whenever he gets upset he has an asthma attack
>he replies to posts he doesn't like because the interfere with the large backlog of Chinese girl cartoons he still has to watch
>he will never have a real job
>he will never move out of his parents' house
>he will never be at a healthy weight
>he will never know how to cook anything besides porridge in a microwave
>he will never have a girlfriend
>he will never have any friends
>>52887628
just go you pube
>he's a bradleyposter on the internet
>on an anime imageboard
>he does it for free
>he takes his job very seriously
>he does it because it is the only amount of power and control he will have in his pathetic life
>he replies to posts he doesn't like because whenever he gets upset he has an asthma attack
>he replies to posts he doesn't like because the interfere with the large backlog of Chinese girl cartoons he still has to watch
>he will never have a real job
>he will never move out of his parents' house
>he will never be at a healthy weight
>he will never know how to cook anything besides porridge in a microwave
>he will never have a girlfriend
>he will never have any friends
>>52888056
shut up ;_;
>>52888056
>>he's a fedoraposter on the internet
>>on an anime imageboard
>>he does it for free
>>he takes his job very seriously
>>he does it because it is the only amount of power and control he will have in his pathetic life
>>he replies to posts he doesn't like because whenever he gets upset he has an asthma attack
>>he replies to posts he doesn't like because the interfere with the large backlog of Chinese girl cartoons he still has to watch
>>he will never have a real job
>>he will never move out of his parents' house
>>he will never be at a healthy weight
>>he will never know how to cook anything besides porridge in a microwave
>>he will never have a girlfriend
>>he will never have any friends
>I use leftist vocabulary.
Things the piggies missed on my laptop
>loli
>stalker video
>shower video
>pic of her passport
>all 4chan threads created were pinned under thread watcher due to 4chanX
said that I'd support human advancement over the protection of the planet since Earth is going to die one day, thousands of years in the future but humanity can expand to the stars and beyond if we prioritise ourselves
said that if there was an allegiance between the Earth or Humanity, I'd side with Humanity
my family got weirdly offended at that and my sister called me "the Donald Trump of the family" was a bit insulted 2bh
I'm looking for a 18" dildo that isn't more than 1"-1.25" max in diameter. My 1.5" double dildo is too wide for me to get it in past the first bend in my colon and I can't seem to find any for sale that are less wide than that.
>>52888089
>>52888090
>>52888093
>every time
cor you fedoralads get a proper nappy rash over that don't you
Anything decent on the telly tonight for New Years or whatever?
>>52887912
The fists were £24.99 each. I have a prostate massager that was £29.99 but nothing more expensive. I usually keep an eye out for clearance stuff.
>>52887999
>The stuff I have at the moment is Lovehoney's own brand
I've used those quite a bit, although the bottle doesn't last me long. Think they usually do deal if you buy two right? I'm not sure how well oil-based lube works with toys, it's usually recommended you use water-based. I've had Astroglide too, didn't think much of it.
I was tempted by the helix too but it didn't look worth the price. You should try out some plugs, they're quite cheap and feel better than a dildo because they sit nice and snug inside. Also do you douche before? Is that why you wear gloves?
>>52888043
thank you friend
>>52888124
damn she looks so much like nicole ray
>>52888127
i'll be dead and so will my race so what's the point in caring 2bh? would rather humans just die off than we all become shitskins
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2001_Oldham_riots
anyone else old enough to remember this?
>>he's a Brad poster on the internet
>>on an anime imageboard
>>he will never be on the Chase
>>he will never be on Corrie
>>he does it for free
>>he takes his job very seriously
>>he does it because it is the only amount of power and control he will have in his pathetic life
>>he replies to posts he doesn't like because whenever he gets upset he has an asthma attack
>>he replies to posts he doesn't like because the interfere with the large backlog of Chinese girl cartoons he still has to watch
>>he will never have a real job
>>he will never move out of his parents' house
>>he will never be at a healthy weight
>>he will never know how to cook anything besides porridge in a microwave
>>he will never have a girlfriend
>>he will never have any friends
>>52888176
yep. why?
>>52888176
fuck off you underage cunt
>>52888176
I imagine so, yes
so who is unironically going to the meetup
garlic bread
>>52888176
I was 15 at the time but don't really remember it...probably wasn't paying much attention to the news.
I do remember 9/11 very clearly though...
>>52888208
More like Garlic thread - waheyy!
>he isn't old enough to remember the 1884 Cheadle massacre
get the fuck off my /brit/
>>52888176
no since I'm 18 and not English
>>52888213
Alright granddad
Really want to visit some escorts next year
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/English_Civil_War
anyone else old enough to remember this?
>his dad wasn't in the crusades
time to leave /brit/ for good methinks...
>>52888216
haha! next thread we name it Garlic "Thread" edition! wahey woohoo! hip hip! hurray!
>>52888232
fuck off paki
>>52887684
If you live in London or perhaps Glasgow/Leeds just go to a good club on your own 2bh famalam
>>52888248
not bad
2016? already done it mate
might take a good deal of valium and watch the new Terrence Malick film
why didn't they invite me to anything /brit/?
>>52887963
Tell her to wear suit trousers, a white dress shirt and a purple tie la.
2016? Completed it.
>2016? already done it mate
>>52887420
>>52887508
>>52887606
>>52887645
>>52887691
>>52887760
>>52888124
>>52888148
>>52888157
Get some better taste or kill yourself.
Preferably both
got massive intimacy issues lads
>watch the inbetweeners
>Vampire Weekend starts playing
wish i knew where to buy drugs other than weed
>>52888342
Manchester meet up?
Already met with the lads earlier mate
Can we nip this 'jay-posting' shite in the bud before the clock strikes twelve lads? Not a fan.
>>52888167
>>52888345
MUH WAIFU SAY SORRY AROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>52888278
Not English- as in I'm Welsh.
Fucking mong.
>>52888159
The thing about recommending water-based for toys depends on the toy and the circumstances. It's actually worth doing some reading on it.
Like a lot of toys are silicone and you get silicone lubes as well. So if you mix those two together then the toy can start to break down. Also a lot of the advice on lubes is based with vaginas and condoms in mind, specifically keeping a vagina healthy and not degrading any condoms. If you're using something like a glass or steel toy and you're doing anal stuff, an oil-based lube is ideal. Look into it lad.
>Also do you douche before? Is that why you wear gloves?
I used to a few years back when I got the helix and I was quite squeamish about the whole thing. Nowadays I don't bother because I don't think it makes a noticeable difference (and it's a lot of hassle). I wear gloves because it's just easier to clean up. All I do when I'm finished is take off the glove, tie it off inside out and bin it.
>>52888342
>gif
fuck off
>>52888309
isn't it already 2016 in australia? that's spoopy tbqh. you're from the future
>>52888342
>stealing your jokes from the lad bible
>>>/facebook/
>>52888265
He was though, My Dad's name is Saladin - look it up. He now runs a corner shop.
>>52888369
dark web
>>52888369
>What is Dark Net
come on mate...
Plan for the day
>drive from Birmingham to Liverpool
>pick up sershlad, maybe have a little kiss and cuddle
>make our way to the Manchester meet up
>have a good session with the /brit/ lads
>snog the face off sershlad at midnight
>live happily every after
Feedback lads?
>>52888348
Same here lad, hate being touched - haha what am I like?
>>52888221
>cheadle
what you saying lad you round stoke ends innit
Who literally no plans for new years
>>52888400
>Stealing "your" flag from the Netherlands
>>>intothetrash
>Tfw I'm leaving 4chan behind in 2015
Unironically not posting after today, no matter how much some lads post 'see you tomorrow'
Goodbye lads, I'll miss you
>>52888426
Very odd.
If Sershlad turns up he's getting his head kicked in desu.
do GPs always ask you if you're sexual active?
Happy birthday to me and that other lad
>>52888473
I've literally never been asked that.
>>52888418
>>52888408
What's the address for the IP dark web wiki page?
>>52888464
i;m gonna go out and do a lot of drugs tbf
i guess that cvounts as aplan
>>52888473
>o-oh yeah of course, shagging different girls everyday. I go for hours haha!
>>52888464
Hey now, shitposting is a solid plan m8
>there are LITERALLY people still stuck in 2015
Get with the future granddad
>>52888464
my mate has a free house till 3am so that's likely where I'll be
>>52888511
>How many hours?
>2 (two)
>>52888470
see you next year
>>52888470
longest i left 4chan for was a year, i still came back in the end.
>>52888470
see you tomorrow
twitch . tv solidsnakeandsam
>>52888505
I dunno, haven't done it in a long time. use the silk-road reddit for info (it's for other DNM sites too I think).
>>52888473
They do, I tell them i'm flattered but not interested.
https://telegram.me/joinchat/CFnQZwOhFSBzeIwSe12OZg
/INT/ TELEGRAM GROUP
JOIN WE ARE FUNNN
>>52888473
too right mate
>>52888522
whats 2016 like m8? any wars or disasters started?
>>52888522
>durr austrlains live in da futoor
yeah, why didn't you stop 9/11 you lazy fuckers?
>>52888472
Bit of a silly thing to say
If you touch my bf I'll smack the fuck out of you
>>52888561
fuck off.
/brit/ isn't part of /int/.
>>52888464
My twink has a free bumhole until 3am so that's likely where I'll be.
Do any of you think that your brain substitutes interaction with real people with posting on /brit/? I think it sort of tricks your brain into thinking you're fulfilling your social needs.
just my theory desu
>>52888473
only if your good looking desu
>>52888555
you're a mong
>"Are you sexually active?"
>"H-haha not interested"
>"....?"
>>52888587
benders fuck off
seriously just FUCK OFF ALREADY
I did a lot in 2015, but I still feel the same
>>52888470
see you next year
>>52888588
no i totally think this
even the most lonely shutins crave social interaction on some level
>>52888553
No thanks.
As 2015 winds down, I'd like to reflect on my often overlooked memes as I retire from 4chan
Some great memes I started were:
>Whose in the uni of York library by the beanbags?
>Ahh nice, very impressive
>Asda self service machine cashback
>I influence government but I'm not a lobbyist
Enjoy your lives lads and goodbye, you've been great mates
>>52888595
>these 3 will never take turns bumming you
not even gay
>>52888580
Can someone get that picture of a fairy telling an Australian he can wish for anything?
>>52888547
isn't that the insane guy who was posted here a little while ago?
>>52887566
laffed
>>52888631
>gif
fuck off
>>52888604
Just a joke lad, I don't really do that - no need to get triggered so easily.
>>52888639
female?
2015 was mostly a shitty year for me but since september I've got a job, lost 30 pounds and lost my virginity to a prostitute in amsterdam so I guess it ended strongly.
>>52888588
If you've been quite social at any previous point in life, /brit/ is no substitute at all
>>52888157
PLS FOR THE LOVE OF GOD POST MOAR 16 YEAR OLD CHAVS
bit mad when you realise all the Inbetweeners actors are over 30 or pushing it and Jay has two kids
>>52888660
>replying to a 30 minute old post
kill yourself
>>52888631
See you tomorrow.
>>52888631
Good idea
Here are my best gimmicks from the year of 2015
>Pioneered the renaissance of IN/OUT lists, only to have my gimmick stolen by some litigious Pozstralian
>Many an ebin strawpoll: Notably polls concerning your weddings, funerals, the next GCSE subject and the next BBC production
>Microwaved Oats
>>52888670
nah just a lad who can appreciate a good looking man and fantasise about being bummed (again, not gay)
>lost my virginity to a prostitute
>I guess it ended strongly
>>52888704
lel
>>52888643
>>52888580
very good image desu
going to be spendin nye with u lads desu
Quantum Leap lads.
>All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties. Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.
Wasn't luggagelad's disclaimer different? Did chink moot give us ownership of text in posts?
>>52888760
Perfect lad
>>52888724
Little known fact: The website 'reddit' was actually inspired by the film 'Shaun of the Dead'.
>>52888706
mine was calling Lisicki 'quavers'
stinky cunt
>>52888157
2 > 4 > 1 > 3
>>52888706
>taking credit for my microwaved oats gimmick
baka desu senpai. pathetic.
>>52888769
This is a bit awkward lad, but you weren't actually invited.
>>52888736
it still counts
she was hot as fuck
/brit/ posters i'd gladly beat into a coma:
>bradleyposter
>k pop poster
>>52888799
it's literally me who microwaves oats and got bantered for it, I did the vocaroo too pham.
>>52888706
>>52888631
reddit tier
>>52888778
>Comments are owned by the Poster
Does that mean I can trademark any gimmicks I invent?
>>52888660
this cheeky lad
>>52888693
is not me (one who posted vocaroo) btw
>>52888824
fuck off porridge
>>52888778
It's been the same for quite a while
>>52888808
There there lad
You'll get over it
Can't leave my room because my slag cousin is here with her 20 children
>>52888824
i got bantered for microwaving oats too but I didn't make the vocaroo. i guess you win this time.
sayonara
*teleports away*
The battle for Anna 2015 gf was long fought and at times it looked as though victory was certain. Unfortunately the battle was eventually lost. The war for gf 2015 has been extended to 2016. The battle for Honorine gf 2016 will commence next month. I'm still licking my wounds and I'm severly weakened from previous battles but the war for gf 2016 continues....
>>52888821
i will deck you lad
>travelling with sister and mother
>at hotel
>plan to leave at 8 AM
>it's 8 AM now and neither of them have showered
>>52888876
>gif
fuck off
I vow to not lose my virginity to a prostitute. If that means being a virgin for life then so be it.
>tfw no qt /fit/ redhead gf
>>52888906
Have a shower with them both
>>52888906
post pics of them showering
I only really got into /brit/ after July tbqh, and only because the /tv/ kikes ended /got/
>>52888850
All gimmicks, memes and posts are no longer the property of the owner after posting, they become public property by being in the public domain. Best thing to do with your really good ones is never post them, I have a good 2 hours worth of solid gold that will never see the light of day.
>>52888897
Well lad I am jealous and at times "bumdrums" was somewhat annoying but I must say overall I enjoyed this tale of autism and austrians
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1lVWCrlEfcs did a song lmao
>>52888970
*unzips pants*
>>52888958
>>52888969
they're uggo
Posters who deserve awards :
Bradly posters
Ritsu posters
K pop posters
Fedora posters
can't wait to meet you lads in manchester tonight
>>52888993
>gif
fuck off
>If that means being a virgin for life then so be it.
>>52888821
come n FACKIN AVE IT THEN YA CUNT
>>52888970
>spending your time in /got/
end it phamalam.
>>52888561
>>52888586
https://telegram.me/joinchat/CFnQZwOhFSB1l8VmhOcxrw
NEW INVITE LINK
JOIN THIS COOL FUN /INT/ GROUP NOW
>>52888985
do a suicide you bellend
what shall I post on my twitter lads
Going to buy a house in 2016, what are you going to do? I bet you still live with mummy.
>>52888970
yeah you can fuck off back there now you autistic cunt
this time next year I will have a qt gf
if I don't, might just end it all
http://strawpoll.me/6412810
http://strawpoll.me/6412810
http://strawpoll.me/6412810
>>52888993
Sunny a cute
just showed up to the brit meetup and everyone here is a paki
well good morning
>>52889056
>I bet you still live with mummy
so do you
>>52889105
>tfw I'm an actual paki
>tfw I'm not going because I'll get bullied
Just left the Brit meetup, was alright ngl.
>>52889007
>fedora posters
'no'
>>52889122
haha it's afternoon you big silly XD
>>52889140
paki
Who's posting my waifu
>>52889140
kill yourself
>>52889051
cold out
>>52889140
>I'm an actual paki
Disgusting
>>52889140
no you won't silly
i'm racist but i'd never go out of my way to make fun of someone
>>52889140
you really think they'd resort to racial abuse irl?
they're autists on the internet, not skinheads
>>52889140
you really think /brit/ autists will have the balls to bully you irl? kekmoa
Gimmicks that need to come back:
>*rubs your tummy*
>>52889129
yeah, your mummy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4FNoaY3vic
>>52889140
fuck off paki
>'no'
>i believe in private property
>i believe people can "own" land because they have pieces of paper (Deeds) that say they do
>i believe these pieces of paper have magical properties
>>52888985
very nice. A for effort
>>52889207
Shiplads needs to come back
>sea shanties
>ship lad sharing sea experiences
>pictures of ships constantly posted
>those other anons who are also joining up all having relevant discussion
Ship lads is goat gimmick
>'yes'
Very important poll on the best /brit/ meme of 2015
http://strawpoll.me/6412830
http://strawpoll.me/6412830
http://strawpoll.me/6412830
/brit/ posters who deserve knighthoods:
Posters from the county of Hampshire
>>52889184
>>52889196
fuck off pakis
>>52888979
Please dont mention bumdrums, you'll trigger me.
>>52888736
the sex you pay for generally ends up being less expensive
>Poleaboo is banned from 8ch and 420chan
>>52889207
*pats your head*
>>52889196
>>52889184
>implying
fucking paki twats
>>52889265
*abstains*
>>52888925
there's no reason why you shouldn't go to an escort
>>52889265
*abstains on the grounds that all of those memes are utter shit*
>>52889265
thanks lads. I tried my best and now it's really paying off.
ayoo niggas
>>52889322
Dave is the best thing to ever come from this general desu family
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIuNlPpQ09I
>>52889287
epic mate, can't wait for the next update
We need a comprehensive poll for /brit/ gimmick of the year 2bh
Somebody come up with a complete list please.
Its 2016. Wonder whats in store
>tfw been called a Paki three (3) times in this thread
>tfw I'm not actually a paki
rorke must really despise me lel
getting a lot of muscle spasms and twitches on non-benzo days
>>52889247
good taste m7
>>52889373
Already been done lad
>>52889373
it has to be the walking man/lisicki/kev meme
nothing comes close to it
>>52889398
Rasheed
>>52889398
>I'm not actually a paki
t. arab
fuck off paki
>>52889404
Had a big Sunny folder earlier in the year but I left /brit/ and thought it I may aswell just deleted it
cold out
>>52889419
I suppose you're right, would be interesting to see the runners up though.
>>52889419
second this
>>52888464
Just get drunk at home if your not going out.
>>52889373
Not going to lie, as much as I hated it at first, I've warmed up to kpop posting lad.
>>52889460
sun's out doe
>neutralise the threat
>>52889495
ALL GONE
>>52889419
kev is the undisputed winner
AAAHAHAHAA
apparently my brother was given bad pills at a festival and was nearly raped by a large gay man, who gave him the pills and tried kissing him
he passed out shaking and was taken to hospital
what.a.mad.cunt
>>52889419
this without argument
>>52889480
>Your
Not enough blood going to your brain eh lanklet?
been cold out for a good two hours
Hungover today, don't fancy it today tbqh.
>>52889533
our weather
>setting off in two hours for NYE
bored and antsy lads haha!
Need a full list of notable 2015 gimmicks lads
>>52889533
Chilly weather? why not pop on a cardigan? that was The Cardigans
>>52889419
agreed
>>52889436
>>52889458
Mines pretty big too, no intentions of deleting it though lol.
>>52889533
>>52889555
same
it's dropped from 35C to 24C
(10pm)
http://strawpoll.me/6412902
http://strawpoll.me/6412902
http://strawpoll.me/6412902
>>52889528
Ha ha ha. Good one m8.
>>52889422
>>52889425
"no", rorke
>>52889614
Awful poll
>>52889249
>>52889042
stark contrast
>be me
>do a post
>mfw
>>52889614
Kev is obviously going to win, do another for the runner up with the kev option not on there
>>52889528
>lanklet
a short tall person? doesn't make sense, retard
me on the right
>>52889614
there is no way he could have lost tbqh top gimmick haha better luck next year lads 2bh
>was going to go to a mates for NYE
>his parents won't let people stay around
>it's a 1 hour walk back to mine
guess I'm on my own again haha
Kev wins hands down, well not Kev. But the walking lisicki gimmick. Kev posting is a new gimmick in itself of which is shit tier.
Never trust a girl who has a bad relationship with her Father.
>ywn live in britain
every seems like a big happy family since theyre so close geographically ;_;
paid the cost to be the boss
>>52889714
>his parents won't let people stay around
Are you 12?
Raining now.
>>52889569
Not claiming these all began after 2014 2bh and it's obv. incomplete.
Lisicki/Walking Man/Kev
Fuck off Yank
Spoiler that hog
gas yourself
hat posting, ironic hat posting and post-ironic hat posting
Dave the elephant
Rasheed/Pajeet/Mehmet
Ribena gimmick
Dormer gimmick
Tom gimmick
Mark Davis gimmick
Mitchell posting
Walsh posting
Storm gimmick
PHP Developer
Ahh nice very impressive
Kent''''''''qt'''''''''''
''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''excessive apostrophe gimmick'''''''''''''''''''''''
Machine operating
'gf just sent/faxed/smoke signalled etc. me this'
my wifes son/bull's son......' i.e. kuck-posting
Must be a lot more doe
>>52889714
get drunk enough and stumble home, drink lots of water
orkut steal a bike
>>52889752
irish weather
>>52889757
FONT
>>52889714
>1 hour walk
man up you fanny
>>52889695
>he doesn't browse /fit/
>>52889738
what if he's dead?
how is Janny posting not top gimmick?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02nAH_oAjeg
>>52889827
>gif
fuck off
>>52889757
I say we just do this and fuck the poll off...
1st - lisicki walking
2nd - fuck off yank
3rd - optional
>>52889798
oh yeah, that's a big'un
Shame you can't make polls that only allow a certain number of multiple votes (i.e. pick 3 options) tbqh
>>52889800
it's pissing it down and windy as fuck
>>52889740
Think again family
>>52889757
>''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''excessive apostrophe gimmick'''''''''''''''''''''''
Quite liked this gimmick
http://strawpoll.me/6412930
http://strawpoll.me/6412930
http://strawpoll.me/6412930
Please add both polls to future threads to maximise results
>>52889740
that's why we say f.am 2bh pham.
>>52889858
sled dogs?
>>52889827
should definitely be on the list, probably deserves runner up after kev
>>52889879
where's got called racist in greggs ffs
i started that one
>>52889740
I hate every other part of the UK
London, Liverpool and Newcastle can all die for all I care
>>52889879
David Mitchell posting should be runner up without doubt.
>everyone forgetting Dolmio-posting
The one meme I don't understand is "FONT. Guess I missed this one. ANyone care to explain?
>2016 - 9 hours
>still selecting presents
>>52889800
>man up
woah, can you not please?
try using 'have courage and strength' instead
doing a 2016
>>52889934
fuck off normie twat
>>52889925
Absolutely not
>>52889879
abandon this poll, missing too many options
>>52889757
>Dave the elephant
>PHP Developer
>Machine operating
ffs not aware of these gimmicks 2bh
>i started that one
>>52889929
isn't that more 2014?
>>52889858
Britain 2015.
>>52889934
>still using image captchas
>>52889958
I tried to miss out all things like just posting FONT or whatever because it's a bit shit and just spam
>>52889937
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nqcgUDoV_M
>>52889757
What's the most successful gimmick in terms of escaping here and crossing into other boards? Kev posting is popular on /sp/ for example
>4chan shat itself again
>>52889879
there's only 2 that should be on the list
the rest are yonks old/forced/some trip/pseudotrip shite
>>52889969
don't think so la
>>52889958
>why isn't my shitty gimmick i started yesterday on there
>>52889939
nice try
>>52889955
"no"
personal list:
1. Walking man
2. Janny
3. Rustlers Group Unis
4. Scouse man making eyes
5. who cares
gimmicks are cultural trash
>>52889971
this pic just hits in the nail that big dave has a weird face but glorious hair
>>52889989
I still think to this day /brit/ was the reason lads, senpai, Tbh spread so much on /int/ and 4chan
>>52889989
tb.h and f.am for sure.
they call lisicki 'shawn' iirc, bizarro.
>>52890032
>trash
fuck off yank
Alright lads, taking bets on where a bomb is going to go off at New Years
Where to?
>>52890032
>trash
fuck off yank
>>52890044
good banter
Yanks take note
There seems to be a lot of confusion between gimmicks and memes
A lot of the things posted have been memes and not gimmicks so I'll run down the difference.
The most fundamental difference between a gimmick and a meme is that a gimmick is started by 1 person and is then used by that person solely until it is either stolen or fizzles out. A meme cannot be attributed to one person it is a group effort
Kevposting is a meme NOT a gimmick.
An example of a gimmick would be fitizen's "How is /gf2015/ coming along lads?" with a picture of a leaning liverpool player. Alternatively, Thailads squinty asian girl.
>>52890064
new york
you're forgetting 3 major gimmicks lads:
>gif fuck off
>replying to 30+ minute old posts, kill yourself
>'yankism' fuck off yank
>>52890064
Not sure they'll pull anything. I think they'll wait for us to relax.
>>52890064
Brussels or Paris
>>52890064
1. Paris
2. Brussels
3. Baghdad
>>52887605
stop drinking.
>>52887684
i got given one of those fat dutch press pills yesterday too. tempting.
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