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you guessed it, another lisicki edition
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i've never been so fucking depressed
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janny will flip
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>the french
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDnKciXrmnc
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Who else is going to a house party for new years?
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god dammit it's page 3 and i just made a post
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You are now thinking about that girl you regret not asking out
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>>52881989
fuck off
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Is there any creativity left in /brit/ at all?
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YOU

WILL

ALWAYS

BE

UNATTRACTIVE

AND

WILL

EITHER

SETTLE

OR

STARVE
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>>52882013
Not during these hours
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>>52881989
i just hope i'm not doing fuck all alone on nye
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>>52881985
>the janitor
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>>52882024
i choose starve
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rate my new haircut senpai
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Drugs lads
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my gf is a qt
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>>52882024
wat if ur not unattractive
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>>52882056
Meh everyone is getting one nowadays
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>>52882047
as do I friend those who settle for a girl they don't like because the painful cohabitation feels better than loneliness are the weakest of us all. Never forget this my gallant St. George.
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>>52882062
Having some weed right now desu
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>>52882069
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>Is there any creativity left in /brit/ at all?
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>>52882084
Might do 2cb tonight haha
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>>52882069
You can go AFK now and fuck right off. Saunter back to your gypo caravan and FUCK RIGHT OFF
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Can't be wasting new Kyarys on yanks
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>>52882093
i got mocked at school once for going with socks and sandals
never again
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sea lions on a shirt
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>/int/
autistic janitors

>/vg/
no janitors

alri haha
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>>52882104
madman
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>>52882104
That'll get you proper fried m8.
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>>52882093
>he said while posting the same hat picture from a previous thread
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>>52882116
my city got nuked once because i wore socks and sandals
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>never had a gf
>never will
>asshole parents already embarassed by it
>the disappointment will only grow with each passing year
>nothing they can do about it
>mfw
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>>52882093

>hey anon!
>w-whats that smell?
>oh god it smells like shit!
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>>52882104
wasn't a big fan of 2cb personally, too trippy for my liking
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>>52882121
fuck off leaf
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>tfw not ask for ID at the bottlo for the first time ever
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>>52882142
>ypf when they stop implicitly asking if youll have kids and just say HAVE KIDS
>that joy when you say no
>that joy when you say "i would if i came from a good family" and their subsequent recoil
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>>52882150
>>52882134
Never done it before desu, should be interesting
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>he said while posting the same hat picture from a previous thread
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>>52882162
banter
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>>52882162
that's a butthole
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>>52882176
>i would if i came from a good family
haha i hope they confront me just so i can say this. they never will though because they're cowards ahahahahah.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qLUVx-jvZM
>you will never be a cossack at the battle of hastings and die alongside your huscarl brethren
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If you close your eyes does it feel like almost nothing changed at all?
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>>52882121
I applied for /vg/ janny in all honesty
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Its 8 bongs o clock and Im deep in the bevvies already.

Hows your new years eve going poof?
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>>52882184
personally i wouldn't do it in a club, it's a bit too overwhelming,
its got more of a psychedelic feel to it like LSD instead of mdma

anyway hope u have a good nite
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>>52882211
Yes it is
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>>52882222
no

and nice quads
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>>52882211
>butthole
fuck off yank
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>>52882184
I did 2ce once. Everything in my vision turned to shifting patterns, pretty fucked up
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>>52882216
It's true for my case. Is it for you? I'd have kids if my family was white and had lots of cousins and weren't poor. I was envious of all my friends growing up. I have no wish to have kids with my bad genes and family.
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>>52882243
what you call it?
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can't go on like this
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alex
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what feels better, getting drunk, having sex or doing MDMA?
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>>52882230
Fair enough, how much did you do? Planning on doing like 20mg desu
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>>52882254
if i had good genes and good self esteem from a normal upbringing then...maybe. as it is no.
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>>52882225
they only hire 17 year old redditors
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>>52882258
arsehole you moron
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>>52882266
Mdma. Although sex on mdma is unreal
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>>52882266
well having sex is the healthiest of those options...
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>>52882262
man, she actually looks pretty when you can't see her devil eyes
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>>52882266
I would say sensual, passoniate sex is the best thing in the world.

Beats painkillers
Beats molly
Beats acid

That level of intimacy is literally the ultimate.

Wish I never lost it desu.
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>>52882254
>tfw both of my parents were attractive when they were younger
>tfw I could be attractive if it weren't for growing up poor
I'm referring to how it's been proven that growing up poor/having a rough childhood directly relates to having an asymmetrical face
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>>52882162
id like to penetrate a vagina at least once and then try a psychedelic, and then i can off myself peacefully
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lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFW2Z9Avbyk
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>>52882296
>sex on mdma
oxymoron.
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>>52882244
Is there much of a difference between the 2c family?
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Pillars of Eternity

Is this worth $17 or whatever that is in 'squids?'

What about EU4 vanilla at ten?
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>>52882269
20mg lad
i suppose it'd be better if you had a place to just chill out for a bit and take in the experience, my experience was a bit chaotic
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>well having sex is the healthiest of those options...
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>>52882262
what heritage is she

looks southern european af
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>>52882303
FONT
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>>52882165
>you have to buy your booze from the government
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>sex
>on MDMA

classic gimmick
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>>52882317
Pillars of Eternity is terrible, and def not worth $17
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>>52882314
I don't think there's much of a difference. 2ci and 2ce were very similar, although I had more intense visuals with 2ce
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Are you going to kiss your gf at midnight /brit/?
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>>52882343
>>52882313
Seriously this.

When I'm rolling balls I can't get hard for shit.
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>>52882280
same tb.h

>>52882305
This literally all applies to me as well. My dad modeled. I inherited the worst features of both my parents and have an asymmetrical face from my parent's age and how upbringing. I'm bothered that my parents don't care at all. They both grew up in perfect upper middle class homes.
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>>52882369

viagra m8
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>>52882302
Rasheed
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>>52882302
her devil eyes are cute tho
>>52882324
google says Italian and Hungarian
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>>52882338
Are you implying there are states in the US that don't require you to have Liquor licences to sell alcohol


>there are actually counties in the US that still have Alcohol banned
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>>52882369
>rolling
fuck off yank
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>>52882390
Can't buy alcohol before noon on Sundays in Texas unless you're at a restaurant and buying it with food.
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>>52882383
>>52882388
she objectively looks like marilyn manson
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>>52882343
I've never had problems
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>>52882359
Are you only saying that because it's not like Baldur's Gate II?
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>>52882388
>Hungarian
why is literally every american hungarian

there are like 2 hungarians in europe
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>>52882417
>be American
>turn 21
>on Sunday
>STILL can't buy beer
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>>52882396
What do Brits call it? Minging?

Do you not roll your eyes when peaking?
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>>52882390
maybe i was thinking of canada, they can only buy booze from government stores

you guys can't homebrew though lol
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wish i had a cute gf here to suck my doodle
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>>52882423
it's glitched as fuck and you can complete it an hour

its reputation is completely based on its marketing and hype. play something better for a much smaller price
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>>52882463
fuck off yank
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>>52882444
They don't even let you go to the bar at midnight in a lot of states. Too many kids dying from the 21 shot challenge
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Going to a normie party tonight fuck im scared hahaha
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>>52882462
>you guys can't homebrew though lol

t. Australian legal expert
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>>52882455
pinging off ur tits lad
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>>52882467
excuse me?
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>>52882469
Just do a yardie cunt
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>>52882462
only in ontario. and they're finally beginning to allow booze to be sold in grocery stores
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>>52882472
take pics of any interesting things and report back
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>>52882466
17 is on sale from around 40

Good RPG on Steam you can recommend?
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>>52882472
FONT

GET OUT

RRRRRRRRRRREEEEEE
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not even going to stay up until midnight, fuck these normie conventions

gonna do a sleep
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nice /anglo/ thread here bys
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G'night you buttholes
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Can a lad please explain the FONT maymay for a recent /cum/ refugee
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>>52882495
Will do
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>>52882518
fuck off yank
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>>52882517
Sleep tight, its cold out tonight.
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>>52882518
fuck off back to cum yank
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>>52882530
>>52882549
Fuck off yanks

haha I can maymay too
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>>52882462
>you guys can't homebrew though lol

Well that's weird because I know several people who have homebrewed their own alcohol

>Do google search
>Laws against homebrewing where repealed in 1973
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achieving a wank
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>>52882562
Too high for this shit lad
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>>52882572
Making of distilled alcohol in Australia is still illegal if you aren't approved by the ATO to do so and further details can be obtained from the Australian Taxation Office from http://www.ato.gov.au/content/66216.htm
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>>52882577
Hes doing sex on a duck haha
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>>52882612
That's if you sell it you dip
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got a stiff cock lads

need a wank but can't be arsed
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Fuck off yank
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>>52882624
>It is illegal to use a still (of any capacity) to distil alcohol, for example spirits, without an excise manufacturer licence. However you can produce beer or wine for personal use.
https://www.ato.gov.au/business/excise-and-excise-equivalent-goods/stills-and-distilling-alcohol/
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WHEN IT COMES CRASHING DOWN AND IT HURTS INSIDE!
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>>52882656
>However you can produce beer or wine for personal use.
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>>52882656
Can you not read?
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>>52882518
Fuck Off Normie Twat
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Rowdy roddy piper desu
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>>52882562
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>>52882696
Wait, do non-Americans know American "Wrestling"?
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>>52882728
yes...it's been on TV here for decades
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>>52882728
Yes It's very popular in Australia

Personally I never liked it but can appreciate why others like it

My dislike for it mostly stems from the fact that It always started after Simpsons marathons on Fox8 and I just wanted more simpsons
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when im in the lad with the lads
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Just printed my ticket to the NY festival lads wew
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>>52882767
>in the lad

bit lewd ngl senpai
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>My dislike for it mostly stems from the fact that It always started after Simpsons marathons on Fox8 and I just wanted more simpsons
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I'VE BECOME SO NUMB
I CAN'T FEEL YOU THERE
BECOME SO TIRED, SO MUCH MORE AWARE
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>>52882782
Hahaha good one friend well memed
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>Hahaha good one friend well memed
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>Hahaha good one friend well memed

What did he mean by this
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happy new year
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>>52882757
>>52882753
Sick, I used to watch it as a kid, it was captivating. Like gladiators. Cage matches, nails, bats, chairs , ladders. Crazy shit.

I didn't pay attention to the stupid drama but the carnage itself was amazing.

I stopped watching when I was like 12.
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>>52882840
what are you planning for the year 2016 puppetmaster?
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>there is a large chance that I will spend New Years with a cute girl
what the fuck how did this even happen?
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>>52882869
FONT
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>>52882869
sadly this will never happen to me

that is the life of an ugly
just trash drifting in the background
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>>52882728
WCW was first early 90s(maybe very late 80s) I think with classic fighters like Sonny Trout on terrestrial tv, SKY i think had WF a couple of years before that but not that many people had SKY at the time.
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>>52882863
necking myself
have been planning it for the past few months
still not sure if i prefer using the rope i bought or jumping from the nearby mall. well see
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I always want to wake up earlier but when I do I always realise I have nothing to do and just want to go back to bed
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>>52882771
2016
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>>52882904
>not taking out a few muzzies with you
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>yanks

http://www.purityball.com/

How can religious people do this sort of thing and not notice how mental they are?
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>>52882904
Jump from the wall on the west bank
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>>52882863
Gonna go up to a friends property up in the mountains and have a nice kickback with m8s.

Last time it was like pic related.

Last time we
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>>52882324
>she
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>>52882863
/bf2016/
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>>52882905
Cook yourself brekkie lad
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>>52882929
>proddies
absolutely lmao
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just joined reddit
why is [score hidden] lads
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>>52882986
it's for new comments until 2 hours pass or sumthing
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attention lads:

pie in the oven
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>>52882981
Anglicans don't do this sort of thing
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>just joined reddit
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>>52882929
If everyone around you is confirming its normal by joining in, is it mental? I mean yeah it is, but social pressure changes a lot of mind, enough and mental becomes normal. You have a world view in your heads, something comes along that seems a purer version of what you already adhere to so you try it, lots of others are doing the same so you carry on and it becomes the new normal.

Not just them though, everyone does it for a variety of things, right here right now its happening, a little step further into narrowness and away from the norm everyday. Norm doesn't exist as quantifiable though for this very reason, its a variable not a constant.
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>>52883003
Anglicans are just beta Catholics
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b06t3r8p/charlie-brookers-2015-wipe
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have you noticed something lads

literally 80% of songs are about love

just realised
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>>52883019
Society is based on a pendulum lad.
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how does he kiss things
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>>52883013
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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>>52883003
weirdo evangelical christians do doe
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>>52883019
I suppose, whenever I see any regious people though I just think they're mad, I have loads of Sikh people in my are and they're really nice people, well educated etc but I see them wearing those turbans and just think they're a little bit crazy.
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alri lads
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>>52883003
Conservative Anglicans are torn between going full retard Catholic and full retard happy clapper. It's an internal tension that helps to maintain a balance.
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somebody said this sounds like it belongs in a porno, is that true? I don't see it at all tbqh
https://clyp.it/hhd3zzia
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>>52883057
alri
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>>52883024
hahaha he got me with the eye closing gag haha
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>>52883052
club membership mate, tribalism. no different from football shirts being worn by fans, easier to recognise those who will offer you help if needed because of membership.
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>>52883069
yea its the drums or whatever you call it
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>>52883069
yeah it does hahaha
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>>52883077
Shit you're right, Hijabs, Turbans, crosses they're all basically tribal signifiers. I never thought of it that way.
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just remembered MissHannahMinx is a thing
time for a wank lads
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>>52883089
because its a superficial analysis from someone who obviously has no faith or interest in it of their own.
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>>52883089
You forgot fedoras
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>>52883104
havent wanked to clothed females since i was 12
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>>52883089
yep, i can even give you an anecdotal first hand story. I was in australia literally middle of nowhere and there were maybe 5 people on a beach you could see for miles on. Far in the distance i saw a Portsmouth football shirt on a guy fishing, i went straight over and started chatting with the guy. After a bit he asked what i thought of the 2 girls sunbathing topless, turned and saw i had walked past them without seeing them so intent was i on talking to my fellow tribe member.

Tribal signifiers are important becuase it gives you someone to talk to anywhere in the world another who wears the same is. Instant bonding even if you have never met each other or even speak each others langauge.
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hankering a buckfast
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>>52883069
hahaah what the fuck is this shit mate get gud

https://clyp.it/bp0er34b
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>merkel's political party is called the christian democratic union of germany party

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christian_Democratic_Union_of_Germany

why would they be importing muslims then? smdh
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>>52883151
bit gay la
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can't remember the last time I was alone on NYE but here I am now
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Quick tip for you lads

If you need to pee at a moment's notice, say after masturbating to clear your pipes, just pour a stream of warm water on top of your urethra. This is best done in the shower.
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>>52883117
>You forgot fedoras
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>>52883159
I bet you're just a bender that didn't care about the tits
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>>52883172
Because Germans have stopped having children and Merkel wanted virtue signal while bringing in knew young workers, she dramatically underestimated how many people would come and now she is fucked.
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Going to eat pasta while watching a movie for NYE desu
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>>52883210
hehe nah, the boobs were good though. If its one thing australia can boast its beaches of naked boobs daily, fine culture they have their mate.
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just realised I haven't seen daylight in like a week
i sleep before sunrise and wake up after sunset

this sleeping pattern lads
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http://www.thetimes.co.uk/tto/news/uk/crime/article4652252.ece
tfw no gf
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who else is feeling a bit fedora here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qn5PXWBxEA
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>>52883159
normie

wish I could have your life
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>tfw you will never go to australia and talk to random strangers and have a good time
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>>52883266
Me too lad ahha
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Bone appetite lads
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Havin a nosebleed
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>>52883331
Fucken masterchef over here
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>>52883331
reckon that looks awful
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>>52883338
*moves my pie out of the way of your nose bleed* aye fucking watch it dickhead!
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>>52883331
>fork

You fucked up
You fucked up
You fucked up
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>>52883322
do you wanna stay up till tomorrow and fix this sleeping pattern
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>>52883343
reckon i'd rather lick the area behind my toilet then ever read another post by you again tBh

>>52883354
>picking a pie fresh outtofda oven

alright 'the human torch' haha
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>>52883360
That isn't the answer you stupid autist
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>>52883360
Nah gonna sleep soon and wake up at like 6 then just go my cousins house party for nye
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>>52883371
So let it cool off you sperg

Can't even eat a fucking pie right
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>>52883389
>hanging out with your cousins

alri habbibi
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>>52883371
start lickin then aha
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>>52883372
it worked last summer
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>>52883395
hahaha i cant believe how mad you are right now

you'd do all of that just so save some water from washing a fork or smthn? hahaha i bet you dont use straws either hahaha

>>52883404
oi....
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>havent wanked to clothed females since i was 12
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watching Her

this is exactly how I picture the future
mindless drones
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>>52883434
tbqh as long as i have a qt that is willing to sit on my face reguarly im ok with it
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the ginger woman on charlie brooker is the only funny woman i can think of desu
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>>52883454
long as hell film, not even halfway through

there's an element of carelessness to it
like these new devices have completely removed any sense of self-consciousness to people

i feel as if if I was the guy, I could just walk up to any random person and strike up a conversation
>>
WICKED WICKED
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>>52883574
I AM THE
INCRED
INCRED
INCRED
INCREDIBLE GENERAL
>>
*smirks coyly at You then turns away*
What amusingly disgusting posts the plebeians make.
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>>52883434
is it actually good or really cringeworthy and awful
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>>52883650
only halfway through but I can say its quite good so far

its one of those films that make you think
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qb4y7fTTkC0

really like this song aha
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>>52883699
>film that makes you think
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>>52883704
you diaspora or what

this is normie trash
check out imya 505, you'll probably love that
>>
i literally see australian posters as these chad normie cunts who sit above the thread and just take the piss out of everyone
>>
So I took /brits/ advice a few months ago and got myself a practice girl recently. She's not very cute but is very sweet and easy to use. I feel like I've gotten what I need from her and I'm ready to move up to a higher tier of woman, but how do I get rid of her? I'd prefer not to hurt her feelings as she is very nice, but I've never cared about her more than just using her as practice for future higher tier girls. and I've never really found her romantically or sexually attractive, although we do have sex a lot. I give her enough compliments and start enough petty fights with her to make it seem like I cared a lot about her. but im bored now

Need to get rid of her. What do?
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>>52883795
>tfw can't even get a 'practice' girl
>>
what's the difference between a Bmi7 chord and a D/B?
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>>52883795
What the fuck? FONT you twat
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>that one kid from high school who died
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>>52883795
thats really cruel
>>
>>52883746
(i like normie trash)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0rwAWz7K0o
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hello


going to work
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>>52883795
you realise that you probably mean the whole world to her
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>>52883869
he was a fat bastard
>>
i literally see british posters as these fat pale cunts who complain throughout the thread and just take the life out of everyone
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>>52883795
that is quite sociopathic behavior
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>>52883899
yeah i can see where you're coming from except in my mind they're sickly thin
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>>52883885
are you the belarussian girl
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about to do dinner
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>>52883929
i am LITERALLY whatever you want me to be, love
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>>52883899
british people are essentially fat pale cunts who complain so we must be doing something right desu
>>
I literally see australian posters as these ripped tanned cunts who shit up threads and occasionally make everyone laugh

Except for this one time an Aussie tried to ruin it for me and said there are quite a bit of fatties there
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>>52883899
i am not fat
but I do complain

>>52883944
>, love
bah literally only old taxi drivers say this
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>>52883971
>bah literally only old taxi drivers say this
i thought northern people did too
maybe all taxi drivers are from the north?
mysteries
>>
>>52883905
but i gave her a few weeks of fun with a guy. you shouldn't feel connections from that

>>52883887
maybe, but shes not very attractive and isn't of high social status

I need to improve myself by improving my gf
>>
>>52883986
how do you know this

you are not the belarussian qt
>>
alex~
>>
only went downstairs for coffee lads. i came back with granola and yoghurt wtf haha
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>>52883986
they wouldn't be mysteries if you weren't a cunt yank
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>>52883995
no but i am))
>>
>>52883997
honestly mate those eyes
>>
Can anyone recommend a decent anti-perspirant?
>>
going to the aquarium tomorrow
>>
How's #gf2015 going?
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>>52884022
u wot
>>
someone DDOSed bbc news kek
>>
>>52884030
Hey you're not Milner! Don't try to trick me I will not answer
>>
>>52884030
I think today's the day mate.
>>
>>52884013
you ever listen to lyube?
so cosy
>>
anyone like Bibio
don't usually listen to that kind of stuff but it makes you feel human Tbh
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>>52884080
i have no idea who youre talking about

this is me, youre talking to this guy
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Le chiedo perdono
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>>52884095
Could never get properly into it 2bh
>>
>>52884112
what part of jihadistan do you come from
>>
>tfw this was just a song made up for the show
>you will never hear the full thing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHKAttj2T3Y
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MY LOYALTY IS TO THE REPUBLIC
TO DEMOCRACY!
>>
wat pomp julle
wat pomp julle
wat pomp wat pomp wat pomp julle
>>
brit christmas cake >> stollen >>>>>>>>> crapatone
>>
>>52884163
not a fan of Christmas cake

inb4 Rasheed
>>
>>52884112
Peter Sutcliffe?
>>
>>52884148
shakespeare is awful
>>
>>52884131
Im American and Catholic la
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>>52884148
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>>52884112
RASHEED
>>
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>>52884172
ITS OVER POMPEY
I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND
>>
>>52884169
I don't think a lot of people are desu, Rasheed
>>
>>52884112
shave and get a haircut asap
>>
trading bantz with a tranny over irc

this is what my life has come to
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real early bird hours

who tf just woke up
>>
>>52884179
you are an interesting poster
>>
>>52884221
lmao, the only way is up from here then laddo.
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>>52884112
need a trim bret
>>
im an interesting poster too
i did a shit a few hours ago
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>>52884225
its strange
i've seen you wake up like 3 times now

its like I know you
here I am, the cunt that is always awake
>>
>>52884221
die cis scum
>>
>>52884179
Domine, dirige nos
>>
>>52884221
>irc
what year is it
>>
>>52884225
woke up at 2am 2bh, thought I was fucked, but the dulcet tones of the BBC world surface sent me into a slumber that lasted until 7:30, was pretty chuffed.

AMA
>>
>>52884221
the hell is irc
>>
>>52884254
porco dio peo
>>
>>52884264
t. literal child
>>
>>52884260
it's 2015
>>
>>52884260
IT'S 2015
>>
>>52884278
alri granddad don't lose your teeth
>>
>>52884030
I actually managed to lose my virginity with a really cute girl from /soc/

however recently this has just made me feel worse, knowing my performance was very mediocre and she was probably the most attractive person I'll ever do it with
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might have a cheeky nap
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>>52884319
>meeting females on 4chan
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>>52884319
don't care about virginity desu just want a gf
might become a muzzie and see if i can get an arranged one
>>
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b06t3r8p/charlie-brookers-2015-wipe
>>
now heres a quandary and no mistake:
bit tired might sleep
if lads are going out then i can wake up fine in the evening and go out
BUT if lads are not going out then im staying in with famalam and id rather have the rest of the day to myself before that
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400g of spag and a takeaway container full of my homemade bolognese
>>
>>52884344
reckon meeting women on the internet is the best way to do it in 2015
>>
>>52884381
was pretty funny

the Ed Miliband "UH" and applause still gets me.
>>
Lads the BBC is down I repeat the BBC is DOWN!
>>
>>52884405
what's the plan for after today then?
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watching the digits go up in my account every month keeps me from offing myself tb h
tyb mum and dad for not charging rent
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>>52884396
400g dry? That's 3 times too much, jesus.

>not mixing t thoroughly before serving
>having such a liquidy bolognese
>>
>>52884405
internet dating is just wrong
you dont know what the person like, their real life personality can be completely different

what if you meet and you're stuck after 5 words?

honestly I'm an autist but I hate these online things, I hate calling, skyping, this and that
I'd rather do it in person
>>
>>52884412
>you're actually not joking

shit
>>
>>52884412
>>52884453
yes I mentioned this a while ago
>>
>>52884439
>you dont know what the person like, their real life personality can be completely different

>what if you meet and you're stuck after 5 words?

then you say

thank you for coming out but we're just not vibing, then pay for the drinks and leave

imo it cuts out a lot of bullshit
>>
>>52884453
WORRIED

>>52884467
Sorry Lad I just woke up ahha
>>
>>52884412
What do you mean I am watching the news RIGHT NOW
>>
>>52884439
>internet dating is just wrong
>what if you meet and you're stuck after 5 words?

this is where you're wrong though. Because we met over 4chan we both knew the other was a fuck-up socially. We explicitly told each other it would be awkward. It was, but we didn't mind because we both knew how hard it was.

ideal situation tbqh
>>
>>52884412
give it a tug
>>
>>52884491
the site is down
>>
>>52884498
well yeah mate that happens like every once in a thousand years in online dating

you got extremely lucky
you're probably good looking too, i wouldn't have a chance at all
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>>52884549
Sort your physique (lift),hair, clothes = 7/10

Don't be so defeatist.
>>
>>52884549
why don't you try that interpals site to build your confidence? women will literally want to talk to you just because youre from the UK

there's always a general on /int/
>>
>>52884573
i'm boring, they'd probably delete me the next day or whatever
>>
>>52884573
>sign up to interpals
>get flooded by thais
>>
Lads

http://strawpoll.me/6411427
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