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Internet dating edition
First for / balt /
the janny
Nth for long distance relationships
4th for choons
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZecDTNrQNI
/mirv/
I last heard from her 4 hours ago
I hope she's okay
happy birthday to me happy birthday to me
xth for non-american boys
>>52884767
more lad
post anything
in the mood for anything
>>52884794
happy birthday lad
Two and a half years
>>52884794
happy birthday
thats an interesting date for a birthday desu
2016 is the year I'm getting a qt azn gf edition
>>52884840
OMG EPIC!
>>52884830
>>52884844
thanks lads
guess the novelty wears off the 24th time
>>52884794
>tfw birthday in september
>I was just new years party drunken sex
>>52884794
Happy birthday lad
me and the lads
girl in Her is absolutely qt
>>52884835
Hmm
>>52884940
Amy Adams is great desu
>>52884964
yeah I looked her up and she looks really generic
in Her they've made her all innocent and cute though
>>52884964
Do you ever use the word trousers?
/manchestermeetup/
>>52885001
it's an archaic word here, people like 4 generations ago did
Who's going to be posting here later rather than going out?
>>52885001
only on /brit/
>>52885049
So its not in use generally in the US?
when i drink alcohol everyone says i'm an alcoholic.
when i drink fanta, no one says i'm fantastic
les miz on dvd for christmas lads xxxx
>>52885049
how about defenestration?
>>52885046
me
in with the famalam
gonna learn how to dance lads
gonna learn this style (below)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRuLE8d6J_4
What change are you going to make for 2016?
>>52885076
Up2 for new years thailad
>>52885087
it looks simple but its probably hard
>>52885101
Restaurant, few beers/a bottle of wine, watch the fireworks.
Any plans m8?
>>52884909
>he was a September child
>has the gall to complain about birthdays
From a late august, kindly fuck off
>>52885059
no
we know what it means
but we say pants instead
>>52885067
You're a dangerous nun
yes 666
just woke up from a very vivid dream where I witnessed a huge plane crash. now I'm watching videos of plane crashes on youtube
2015: get gf
2016: have sex
>>52885112
yeah that's what i thought as well, especially if you wanna look as fluid as she does.
>>52885138
madman, you'll kill us all.. stop tempting fate.
>>52885142
pace yourself lad
>>52885119
runt of the class detected
>>52885118
In with the senpai then off down the beach later to watch fireworks. My first quiet one in a while
>>52885138
Were there no survivors?
Lads the BBC is STILL DOWN
I repeat the BBC is STILL DOWN
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/
morning lads. morning nonce.
>>52885122
righto, many thanks. I was searching around after posting and it turns out Joey in Friends and Frasier have used trousers, though perhaps as an affectation.
>>52885138
O'Baney?
GET THEM ON BOARD I'LL CALL IT IN
>>52885159
sounds nice m8, I can't be arsed going out getting smashed anymore, like your idea better.
>>52885176
kek'd.
Haven't heard from the gf in a few hours
Gonna stay up a bit longer in case she messages me
what was meme of the year?
>>52885193
You realise she's most likely sleeping, right?
>>52885178
Do you eat the highly dank food this guy eats on a regular basis?
https://www.youtube.com/user/migrationology/videos
Looks too good.
>>52885178
Yeah but I'm only 22 not 34 like you
>>52885162
Hope it stays down forever TBQH xoxox
I'm going to work today, I must be a complete fucking idiot
>>52885178
just get smashed at home and watch the fireworks on the tele haha
>>52885202
kev
>>52885193
You sad little pathetic excuse for a man you
2016: do promises of 2015 which were the same as 2014
>>52885209
Shut up
She never sleep without saying good night to me
>>52885221
I'm 26 you cheeky git.
>>52885231
hey, at least he has a gf
hes made it through that stage in life
How many immigrants did Labour let into the UK while in government?
>>52885193
Just go to sleep, it ain't happening
>>52885248
9 billion
>>52885239
Wouldn't have guessed that, you post like a proper middle aged man
>>52885248
9 billion
>>52885252
I will wait 10 more minutes
can't believe there are literal adults that still browse the 4chan, couldn't imagine myself being 25+ years old still chatting shit on the 4chan
>>52885202
The Japanese lad who posts David Mitchell pics
>>52885246
Sure, a """" girlfriend"""", yet no proof to back up these claims, you're too easily baited bro
>>52885279
Rack off you literal child
im hot enough to obtain a girlfriend but i don't even want to haha
>family aren't replying to texts
They can't know, right? This is just a coincidence
>>52885292
We had a date last week and kissed a lot and stuff and things
>>52885239
lmao u old bruv
>gf dumped me cos I'm a sex addict
>I will never come home and squeeze her 34E tits again
jdimsa
>>52885351
jdisma?
>>52885351
>sex addict
How long have you gone without sex? If you say more than 6 hours then you're a liar.
>>52885310
.......yeah...you'd like that..wouldn't you....wrinkly old man......
*slices your brain in two with my katana*
too slow,old man...haha
>>52885312
people like you make me want to off myself
its like having a billion dollars and not spending it
being ugly and trying to get a gf is like trying to buy a sports car with lunch money
I miss her really bad bros :((
>>52885362
Just die in my sleep already
>>52885226
Seems like not enough effort, I do like to watch the London one's on the tele in the morning though.
>>52885237
First time for everything m8
>>52885265
Do I? ..
>>52885279
I've been here for a long time m8, it's just become a habit to post somewhere on 4chan to break up the day. Don't forget you're here forever.
What are you supposed to browse instead of 4chan when you get older than 22? The Daily Mail?
>>52885407
>>528854077
5chan
6chan
7chan
my face is repulsive
>>52885407
Noo just keep on the chan.
>>52885351
>34E tits
>btw she weighs 200kg
>>52885371
I'm currently shagging my housemate on the rebound, we're doing it at least twice per day. I also wank a lot. I have too much free time at the moment.
Really dislike how they set the London fireworks to some shitty Medley of BBC Radio 1 songs & '''''''classic'''''''' British songs.
>>52885425
giz a snog
serial killer documentaries and chill ;-)
>>52885407
Saga Magazine
>>52885430
Nah mate, she was in fine shape.
Unfriendly reminder that Sydney's fireworks are objectively better in every way than London's.
>>52885425
Stop comparing yourself to models.
>>52885484
I like the bit where there's so much smoke you literally can't see anything.
>>52885425
show us ur face then
>>52885491
I'm not comparing myself to models
Models are above humans in my opinion, they are other creatures
I compare myself to average people on the street, they all seem normal, their faces normal, yeah they might not look the best or whatever but at least they could be in a photo and other people wouldn't say "Thank god I'm not that ugly"
>>52885351
I prefer delicious flat chests.
>>52885484
No one cares lad
>>52885533
Some strange ideas there la, probably got dysmorphia.
I did some modelling for a catalogue when I was 15, I was such a twink back then kek
>>52885533
>Models are above humans in my opinion, they are other creatures
See a shrink.
>>52885537
I'm somebody :(
>>52885535
Fuck off nonce
>>52885542
>dysmorphia.
Nah lad, I'm lying on a bed right now and in front of me is a mirror on the wardrobe
I'm looking into it and all I see is disappointment, I see a waste of space
Honestly people either actively avoid me or just feel sorry for me
>>52885589
why don't you just show us your face for fucks sake
>>52885589
Chat shit, post fit.
>2015/16
>feeling sorry for yourself
Bunch of pansies baka
>>52885617
ill become the next meme, I'd rather not
I'M WAITING ED
I'M WAITING
Whats everyone up to tonight?
>>52884794
Happy Birthday friend
>>52885633
>not wanting to become the fresh meme of 2016
ummmmm? okaaaay???
>>52885641
Posting here. It may be sad but at least I won't spend £100+ and feel like shit all day tomorrow.
My boss said yesterday "you can leave an hour early tomorrow" and gave me a wink, thanks you patronising cunt you're not even gonna be there today
>>52884794
You gf must have something special planned considered it is your birth day and new years eve
>>52885670
why aren't you getting on the piss cunt
>>52885684
Should have hooked him in the gabber and quit mate.
>feeling sorry for yourself
>making the best of what you've got
Guess which is more attractive?
gesundheit
>>52885690
Most overrated and over priced night of the year. If there was a house party I'd go, no one's doing one this year.
The sewers are leaking on my street, literally just threw up from the smell when I walked down to the shop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43ylcDzheBc
this is me lads
>>52885717
oi yeah nah thats fair enuf but why aren't u gettin on the piss?? at least have a few beers (or take recreational drugs) haha
literal 10/10
>>52885720
I've been invited to three house parties and I'm still staying at home, I just can't be arsed with new years eve any more
i hate cunts who wear glasses. they're always stuck up losers or hipster faggots who love their epic cultural meme humour. if you wear glasses please get out of the thread
>>52885720
imagine being the blokes that have to fix the poo pipes... what a tragic fate that'd be.
>>52885720
>York
>>52885769
Looks like a child, fuck off nonce
>i hate cunts who wear glasses. they're always stuck up losers or hipster faggots who love their epic cultural meme humour. if you wear glasses please get out of the thread
>>52885780
Most stupid post I've seen for quite a while
fantasising is the only thing that keeps me sane and entertained
i know i'll never do anything interesting in life so I just make scenarios in my head, but then I stop daydreaming and realise how boring my life is
>>52885670
You have a valid point it is a waste of money to drink loads and just piss it all up the wall especially the price of drink now.
I'll be heading out and trying not to spend to much.
>>In 1845, Ottoman Sultan Abdülmecid declared his intention to send £10,000 to victims of the Irish potato famine, but Queen Victoria requested that the Sultan send only £1,000, because she herself had sent only £2,000.[1][2][3] The Sultan sent £1,000 along with five ships full of food. The British administration allegedly attempted to block the ships, but the food arrived secretly at Drogheda harbour and was left there by Ottoman sailors.
>>52885780
I wear glasses
and I don't even need to :^)
break your glasses cunt
fucking jeb fuck bell fucking cunt fuck off
>>52885811
>>52885821
low test glasses wearing reddit browsers detected
www.youtube.com/watch?v=WB847RdwkjM
tuuuuuuuune
>>52885889
>listening to nigger shit
degenerate detected
>>52885860
You're a walking meme machine lad
>>52885851
>not allowing bog trotters to starv
>>52885911
wow it's like u don't even knowwhatimtalkinbout
i love carli d'amato
>>52885851
>wanting to eat a shipload of mouldy kebabs
I'd rather starve
IT'S 2105
am I the only one who doesn't really even want a gf? i'm just not arsed really, too much effort
Looking how fucking empty my work's car park is, fucks sake
>>52886002
why are you parking on literally the other side to everyone ahah billy no mates
when it's down to the roach i light another one
>>52885979
No I'm the same. Maybe one day I'll get lonely and make an attempt, but until then.
>>52886009
I'm on my bike lad
he's done lads
i've found a party to go to yipeeeeeee my snapchat hail mary worked
>>52886045
ahahahahahahahahahahhahaahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahahahaha billy the biker
>>52886002
prison? trainyard? paint factory?
>>52885723
>''''''''Future House'''''''''''
>shuffling
BIN THE CUNT
>>52886045
>I'm on my bike lad
>>52886060
>>52886102
>he's too unfit to ride a bike
cold out
*Get up, get up, get up, get up*
Let's make love tonight
*Wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up*
'Cause you do it right
Cycling
>Good cardio
>Endorphins
>Cheap
>Doesn't pollute the environment
>Fast enough for a local (~20) mile trip unless you're fat pleb
just finisher Her
amazing film
>makes you look bent
>>52886173
>cute girl asks for a lift home after work
>sorry love i don't drive i peddle
>>52886173
>pisses off literally every other road user
>>52886200
t. pasty, fat mong
>>52886230
t. literal bender
>>52886226
>THE ROADS BELONG TO ME, BEEP BEEP!
Get fucked. I drive too mate.
>>52886173
Not worth the risk of dying everytime a car overtakes you.
>>52885687
if only i didn't break up with her last month
>>52886173
>pay no road tax
>expect to sit in the centre of the lane
I don't think so buddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfevRvYHPfg
I don't really like this type of music, neither do I know anything about this artist, neither do I ever listen to it much
But for some reason its my favourite song, I do not know why
>>52886342
car drivers don't pay road tax either m8
>>52886257
Cycling is markedly (~5 times) safer than driving for young men
>>52886342
No such thing as road tax, there is Vehicle Excise Duty though, and you pay it because by driving you're polluting my air, you runt.
it's literally just hit me that it's 2016 tomorrow
lungs hurt when i breath
>>52886386
Start cycling my friend ;^)
>>52886386
perfectly normal
>>52886403
it hurts my legs and makes me throw up
>>52886384
its not just 2016, its 2016 year of the kv
>>52886423
you must be a right fat cunt
>>52886384
2015, it was the current year
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSCXGAd-leg
>>52886423
how are you this sickly? Wew la.
>>52886430
i weigh 45kgs
>>52886366
>>52886377
aren't petrol taxes used to maintain roads?
>>52886377
>Cycling is markedly (~5 times) safer than driving for young men
Statistics are great and all but fundamentally I don't like the loss of control over my own fate. If I'm in a car, at least I've got protection from shit drivers on the road.
not this shit again.
fuck cyclists. they need licenses to ride on the road. fuck them. ree.
>>52886472
taxes are taxes. they all go into a big pot and are distributed by the government when needed.
>>52886472
Supposedly council taxes pay for local roads, VED & petrol pay for motorways and national infrastructure.
But in reality they just go into the general pot.
>>52886475
fair enough 2bh
my gf and her boss have had to go on an emergency business trip to London lads. on nye of all nights, which is a shame.
anyway, what films can i watch with her kids tonight to keep them entertained? disney shit?
Why don't you have Slovenian gf yet?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fewqp4nwULA
>>52886533
watch some porn
@52886533
I'm not giving you the satisfaction
>>52886535
slovenia seems like a pretty nice place.
>>52886063
The government
>>52886533
this is an amazing meme
>and still be a multi-trillionaire
>>52886533
shoah
The BBC website is down lads
>>52886592
Epic, that's going straight on UniLAD
think I might be thicker than I thought
always considered myself to be more intelligent than everyone else (justifiably imo) but I'm coming to the realisation that I might be just a cut below being actually clever.
>>52886611
meanwhile my bbc is up in ur mum
>>52886611
Let's hope it stays down
ffs lads the gf has just been called out to work all night. not only that, but she left her prayer mat at home and i doubt she will be home in time for morning prayer. do i deliver it to her? if so, how? i am looking after her kids all night
>>52886592
How much money does the Queen have?
>>52886611
My bulls BBC is up my wife.
>>52886662
half a billion USD, poverty-tier in the grand scheme of things.
>>52886533
salo
>>52886678
are you making him work nye??
i tried to get mine to stay but the union got involved
>>52886077
i bet u cant even dance
sometimes I see a series of posts in this thread with such high meme levels I have to to take a small break
>>52886741
sometimes I meme so well I actually get up out of my seat and walk around the room reflecting on my own brilliance
>tfw constantly press update, expecting replies from posts I made ages ago
I don't even know why I do this
>>52886628
join the club dude https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qma3uz9NlKM
>>52886733
All people do in decent clubs is 2 step with some rhythmic hand motions.
Shuffling is chav from Essex listening to lad-house tier. Literally S M H.
>>52886772
>2 step
what's that
>>52886766
>manually refreshing
>>52886806
step right then step left
>>52886712
He's getting double pay - two bargain buckets.
>>52886818
wow, that sounds so much better than cutting shapes or shuffling. you have really good taste man
>>52886767
>seth sentry
>>52886766
You're addicted to the (You)'s lad.
>>52886807
auto update is awful, I tried using it for a while and it was awful
>>52886843
>Australian electronic music scene
just fuck off.
>>52886855
seth is the best australian rapper desu
drinking port lads
lmao
>>52886888
who's he got to contend with?
360 and kerser? that's like labelling the smartest retard 2bh
>>52886875
>Australian anything scene
culturally bankrupt country 2bh. Yankland 2.0.
>>52886919
bliss n eso, hilltop hoods, drapht and probably some others
>>52884794
happy birthday
who /drugs/ tonight?
>>52886772
ESSEX MENTIONED
>>52886960
On the day of reckoning you'll be on the cross.
Let me understand, you got the hen, the chicken and the rooster. The rooster goes with the chicken. So, who's having sex with the hen?
cunting kids fuck off with your fireworks reeee
Her was actually amazing
Need to find more unique films like it
>>52886989
you're mum
>On the day of reckoning you'll be on the cross.
>>52886989
the rooster
>>52886989
me and the gf
me on the left
>I don't cut shapes
>>52887021
it was gay and lame
not this shit again, miss u
alri
MOOOOOOT
hello
Her
WERE BACK
dick shaved and pubes trimmed ready for later lads
we back?
Wassup honkys
TEST
>moot
wew
>tfw literally addicted to 4chan
I went and read old threads whilst it was down
>>52887081
you have a hairy dick?
anime
why is chinky moot killing 4 chans so much these days?
>>52887058
miss u too
>>52887112
>not ghostposting
miss u
>>52887112
>tfw pass
>tfw just type in some random shit and press post
>tfw it'll let me know i can't post the same for another 5 minutes whenever 4chan is up again
HAPPY NEW YEAR
GO OUT OUT AND GET PROPER FUCKED FOR ME CUNTS
HAVE A GOOD ROOT FOR ME
Literally feel sick from depression
dads bf is down at the mosque lads so hes cooking up at cheeky bacon sarnie hope he doesnt get caught xp
My ballsack is so heavy
Alri lads?
>2016 in less than 12 hours
who here /goingtobepostingon4chanatmidnight/
Just spent a bag on a outfit casual for tonight lads
Boxers and socks are still a fiver though
>>52887112
Same here man, I felt lost for a few hours there so tidied up my room, cooked and cleaned up
Poleaboos (mate) has just finished up his 15 day ban and is relieved to be able to post again
Finally caught up on comics and reached rank 3 on Hearthstone (Thanks to his friend)
Applied to no jobs but mum and sister have given Poleaboo a lead on 2 that he should check out
Found some great femdom videos, search femdom cult for "The English Mansion 247 slavery", 20gb large
Oink oinks finally notified Poleaboo he could collect his laptop, 3DS and mobile phones, 9 months of searching and no results, no new charges
Getting his soliciotor to post the stuff down since a same day return ticket to Aberdeen is 120 quid
Poleaboo now realises he could have either stayed silent during the first interview and gotten off scott free or pleaded guilty at the first opportunity and been back at uni within the week
The month of July was the best perioid in Poleaboos recent life, he was enjoying work at the amusement park, his roommates were based and he was able to express himself on his blog
Hiroshima is fucking terrible at this.
Don't like being a raging narcissistic anymore
k-on
the only fun thing about tonight will be watching the autism from the manchester meetup
looking forward to it desu
Is it the meet up at 7 in Manchester still happening? I'll be looking for a lad in a grey winter coat and a tan shirt
>>52887205
Not really a regular browser but what happened to Poleaboo? Haven't heard from him since Sep.
THE PLAN
We'll meet near the Starbucks at Manchester Victoria train station at about 7, look for a guy in a grey winter coat and tan shirt or post on /brit/. After meeting up we'll walk over to the printworks and find somewhere to chill and have a few pints to celebrate the new year
Why are the meetups always in t'North?
>tfw trying to wank on opiates
>>52887106
love it
>>52887251
Got arrested again, bail condition is that he not access devices capable of accessing the internet
>>52887243
Poleaboo would like to hear more about this Manchester meet up
>Poleaboo would like to hear more about this Manchester meet up
Fucked a girl from the Netherlands
What a fucking beautiful night what a start
2016 has one sick fucking cunt coming at it
Going to pass out now lads goodnight, thank fuck for autocorrect
>>52887309
filtered
>>52887309
Good lad
>>52887309
FONT
>>52887309
am not a girl and you should probably get yourself checked tomorrow ;-) x
>>52887309
REEEEEEEE
GET OUT
Excuse me sirs
What year is it?
>>52887113
yeah right up the shaft, i'm a hairy man
WHERE IS DANEBRO
I AM IN NEED OF HIS SERVICES
MOOOOOOT
>>52887308
why doesn't he upload blogs anymore?
>>52884840
I love facebook memes
>>52887936 see: >>52887283
>Got arrested again, bail condition is that he not access devices capable of accessing the internet
